Yeah it true back in the day religious people do some insane stuff causing war and the death of billions innocent life... there more than 3000 religion in the world that cause a division mess💀 do you know how many war and death cause by religion ? Some people use religion as propaganda too... lot of crazy shjt, war and toture device exist is because the spread of religion from imperalism country.... if you study all the religion in the world then u will understand alot of people purely using religion as an excuse to do bad stuff or propaganda so that why... not every religious people are insane but some are just very crazy and going banana
2000 years and the Catholic Church still hasn’t learned its lesson…neither has its offspring, who’ve drastically overcorrected in other bad ways (Offspring = denominations)
@@elainimiranda no.. I'm pretty sure it's the fact that priests tend to be pedophiles and rapists. So so many of them are sick bastards hiding behind god's name it's disgusting. Also yea the whole bigotry and prejudice thing but uh anyway
@@Holistic-Hallucinations it might be because "naur" in our accent reads as "nore". Accents also vary depending on the city/region. The naur seems more like a heavy accented "no" that younger girls say.
Like NAURRRRR ORRRRR MY GORDDDDD I’ve BEAN saying that ORL my lairffff! Let’s have a bahbee this arvo, go to the bottle-o, and we’ll blast some ACCA DACCA while we eat some MACCAS like NAURRRRRR
"So what do you make fun of babies because their virgins?" "Ah-no when I see a baby I go "KOBE!" " Fucking killed me I literally had an asthma attack 🤣
@@bensonwachira1279 Kobe Bryant is a famous professional basketball player. The joke is that they're referring to babies as basketballs. I laughed way harder than I should have at this tbh
@@Lexiesmusic1I googled both and I'm now even more confused. Kobe is a man as far as I know and all the memes show a woman throwing an infant Edit: nvm I zoomed in and apparently the person on the image does in fact not have breasts. My bad, I'm on my phone rn
I have met a single priest that lives up to his word. He’s my next door neighbor. He has had 5 biological children, as well as adopted and raised over 12 adopted children, and is still raising adopted children, even now when he and his wife are in their sixties. He is extremely kind, and always makes it a point to bring various baked goods and a friendly hello to anyone that’s new to the neighborhood, and always hands out free meals to anyone who might want any at his church every holiday like Halloween, Christmas and Easter. He is extremely accepting of any and all people, making sure it is known that anyone and everyone is allowed at his church, and many of his children have turned out gay, transgender, and so many other things, and he embraces them with open arms. He has helped people in third world countries with any extra donations given to his church given to people in need. He is one of, if not the kindest person I have ever met in my entire life, and I hope this restores at least a little bit of hope in humanity and Christianity. It ain’t all bad.
I was raised Mormon, we don't technically use the term priest. Even so, I whole heartedly love thinking of what it would be like of people who think their spot in heaven is guaranteed ending up in hell lol. Even if I am not sure if I believe in heaven, it still gives me a good laugh.
I'm definitely going to tell it was be poggers if I ended up in heaven if it's real and she hates Christianity so much lol I'm offended and hestericaly amused
Either God actually agrees with the people who fantasize about breeding sheep with tree branches, God isn't accurately portrayed, or God just doesn't exist.
@@Cat-qt3ej They are non-binary. It’s important to note that pronoun preference is not synonymous with noun preference. They use she/they pronouns and have explicitly stated they don’t want to be referred to as a woman or girl. Just because someone uses she pronouns doesn’t automatically mean they are a woman. I know it’s a bit complicated if you are unfamiliar with the concept (dunno if you are or not).
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 omg so that’s what I am- I never liked being called a girl or woman but I do use she/they pronouns so this makes sense. Ty for the info /gen
A report from the insurence company who deals with civil litigation among protestant churches showed the percenate of sexual assault by reverands, pastors, junior pastora and so on was just as high as catholic priests. Seems being involved with a repressive cult period can elevate the chances of being a pedophile or Hebephile. Seems teens for centuries knew all along when you tell people not to do something or that they can't do it they want to do it even more. And of course minors are easy to manipulate and less likely to tell anyone. All common sense if you think about it.
I think what I appreciate most about Stanzi as a content creator is that when most other content creators do this same style of minimalist costumes an single performers it often comes across as memey, cheap or lazy. Something about Stanzi's writing style really seems to overshadow that, there's something about Stanzi's characterizations that is best described as "the uncanny valley". She flips this mirror onto the world and the image we see is so close to being true to life, but always just slightly off that you're never quite comfortable. That lack of comfort always helps in subverting expections when the jokes land.
The best actors can bring to life a whole cast of characters all by themselves. Ryan George, Julie Nolke, Stanzi, etc. - you forget you're watching just one person.
3 priests are running out of a burning church. The first one says "Walt, what about the children?" The second priest says "f*** the children!" The third priest says "We haven't got the time!"
I want to see Satan get someone who actually isn't supposed to be here just to see the reaction. I imagine it could either be hilarious or surprisingly heart-warming. OK I'VE SEEN THE GAY GUY ONE YOU CAN STOP COMMENTING IT NOW. THANK YOU :)
I had to attend a private Catholic school growing up. Absolutely HATED it! The Nuns were so condescending and mean! I can’t remember what I did to piss Sister Margaret off, but I do remember what happened next! She stood me up in front of the class and started giving the whole fire and brimstone speech and how bad girls like me will go to Hell. I completely lost my shit and told her, “I don’t understand why you think you’re any better than me! Wearing a Habit and calling yourself Sister doesn’t give you a “get out of Hell free” card!” Boy, did I get a paddling!
This makes some sense because I don’t think that god would like mega curch preachers for one, and the other is that a lot of people follow the Bible because they’re afraid of going “to the bad place” and also the child things
And lots of clergy authorities across denominations- Catholic, Mormon, Protestant, etc- have used their power and authority to silence people coming forth when they've been raped, assaulted, or abused by clergy. Not to mention how many churches forced indigenous people into indentured servitude to take over their land. Tons of indigenous children died in residential schools due to neglect and abuse. Personal faith is so vital but so many churches have acted as tools of racist and sexist violence. It's such a shame that something as beautiful as spirituality and religion has been corrupted into such a violent force.
Priests are corrupt, Jesus’ New World Order and his commands in the Bible are to be kind. So to get j to heaven we (Christians and other Abrahamic faiths) should have faith in God and be kind to one another and everybody in earth; apart from mass murderers and rapists.
Not to mention the fact of the rapture. A fake 19th century American innovation accepted basically only by fringe baptists and nondenoms. Very few outside the anglosphere have the concept, if anything he's there for that
@@dickfalcon420 You said in a previous comment under another commenter (THATS WHY WE HAVE PURGATORY) but as you just said (Sexual abuse will be the most common sin in hell) you what's not fun or quirky, There have been many cases of sexual abuse of children by priests, nuns, and other members of religious life in the Catholic Church. The John Jay report indicated that some 11,000 allegations had been made against 4,392 priests in the USA, That's about 2.546 victim's from each priest just in the USA. This number constituted approximately 4% of the 110,000 priests who had served during the period covered by the survey (1950-2002).
Here’s a joke for ya A guy goes to hell and asks satan what they do for fun there. Satan said “we’ll do you like drinking?” The guy answered yes. Satan said “well on Tuesdays we drink all day. Do you like smoking?” The guy replied “yes” and Satan said “well on wednesdays we smoke all day. Do you like doing drugs?” And he replied yes again. Satan said “well on thursdays we do drugs! Do you like having gay sex?” And the guy replied “ew no” then Satan said “well ur not gonna like Friday’s!”
Priest: "Wants to talk about the upcoming rapture" Me: "Looks around, no kids in sight" Priest: Um... is everything OK? Me: Just making sure you aren't up to something, continue.
So I'm religious, I find these hilarious. A bunch of the teachings are about personal accountability and not judging others cause that's not our job. People seem to forget that.
Still looking for mad mad Christians who dont know what a joke is 😂 (Dont get me wrong, I'm christian too, i kind of believe in God, but this shit is just funny)
I like to believe that this particular priest spends some time in hell and really gets his act together. Like he genuinely changes and he becomes assistant to the head of the priest section and every few hundred years, he bottoms for Jesus as a reward for good behavior
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“Hell is like 50% a clergy house so welcome home.” 😭
Yeah it true back in the day religious people do some insane stuff causing war and the death of billions innocent life... there more than 3000 religion in the world that cause a division mess💀 do you know how many war and death cause by religion ? Some people use religion as propaganda too... lot of crazy shjt, war and toture device exist is because the spread of religion from imperalism country.... if you study all the religion in the world then u will understand alot of people purely using religion as an excuse to do bad stuff or propaganda so that why... not every religious people are insane but some are just very crazy and going banana
Lmao I broke out laughing
Especially from the middle ages having a habit of burning everything they dislike with fire :p
2000 years and the Catholic Church still hasn’t learned its lesson…neither has its offspring, who’ve drastically overcorrected in other bad ways
(Offspring = denominations)
More like 100% clergy
"forgive me father because I stay sinning" was an absolutely gold line!!
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I love how they don't bother to explain her why she is here
I was curious a bit but then I remember people are so judgemental in churches that it might be that
@@elainimiranda no.. I'm pretty sure it's the fact that priests tend to be pedophiles and rapists. So so many of them are sick bastards hiding behind god's name it's disgusting. Also yea the whole bigotry and prejudice thing but uh anyway
Well, being a priest pretty much answers the question
@@DaveCM what?
I think we all know lol
“You’re all despicable sinners”
“No shit bro, I’m satan”
Underrated comment
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“Yeah wtf did you expect this is hell”
You clearly aren’t but do you go any meth?
Lol
"You talk about the rapture like it was your dad who went out for a pack of smokes and never came back" 💀
I thought it was the dad went out for milk not that I know😅😅😅😅 and the mom went for “smokes”
it got a nice rhythm to it
He's already dead you don't gotta kill him again 😭
Yeah, that was my favorite lime
Line*
Typo
When I see a baby I go *KOBEEEEEE*
😂😭 Dead. I'm deceased.
Just like Kobe..
@@Brushwork_The_Artist Your freedom of speech, hand it over 💀
@@Liz-abeth 😂😂😂
@@Brushwork_The_Artist I'm going to hell for this one
@@ZER0BLADES. Say hi to all the priests.
Im Australian and the "naur" caught me off guard because it was a perfect imitation of how Australian girls say "no".
Thank you for acknowledging it. I always see Australians saying they dont say it like that. But I know what I hear and its naur lmao
😹 some
@@Holistic-Hallucinations it might be because "naur" in our accent reads as "nore". Accents also vary depending on the city/region. The naur seems more like a heavy accented "no" that younger girls say.
Like NAURRRRR ORRRRR MY GORDDDDD I’ve BEAN saying that ORL my lairffff! Let’s have a bahbee this arvo, go to the bottle-o, and we’ll blast some ACCA DACCA while we eat some MACCAS like NAURRRRRR
@@Holistic-Hallucinations it is but it isn't... it softens back down after the r so it's more like naure?
Lol I like how Satan is like the customer service desk person lmao
I mean, that is the most hellish job in existence.
@@bladenot-runner1795 lmao 😂😂🤣 this is a golden response 🤣🤣
Hahahahaha fr!
@@bladenot-runner1795 you not wrong
Satan is the customer service desk person if they were to enjoy their job
"So what do you make fun of babies because their virgins?"
"Ah-no when I see a baby I go "KOBE!" "
Fucking killed me I literally had an asthma attack 🤣
Explain please, I would like to know about this American reference..
@@bensonwachira1279 Kobe Bryant is a famous professional basketball player. The joke is that they're referring to babies as basketballs. I laughed way harder than I should have at this tbh
Google “Kobe baby meme” also known as “Baby yeet”. Hilarious.
@@bensonwachira1279 Thanks for asking. I was curious as well.
@@Lexiesmusic1I googled both and I'm now even more confused. Kobe is a man as far as I know and all the memes show a woman throwing an infant
Edit: nvm I zoomed in and apparently the person on the image does in fact not have breasts. My bad, I'm on my phone rn
“my soul should’ve ascended to the heavens” 😭 every time
we all know why the priest didn't go to heaven, he's not really a virgin those poor poor kids traumatized. Damn those priest
@@Timely7 i-
@@ussinussinongawd516 you saw the news you knows how it goes, allways the good guys who do the worst
*no*
"n a r ."
“Naur” 🤣🤣🤣
She tried to imitate Aussie accent lol! 🤣
oorrr naauuur!
@@username-xf9sb cleorrrrr
@@themagicfarawaytree21 OR NAUR THE CONDENSATION
Reminded me of Felix
I have met a single priest that lives up to his word. He’s my next door neighbor. He has had 5 biological children, as well as adopted and raised over 12 adopted children, and is still raising adopted children, even now when he and his wife are in their sixties. He is extremely kind, and always makes it a point to bring various baked goods and a friendly hello to anyone that’s new to the neighborhood, and always hands out free meals to anyone who might want any at his church every holiday like Halloween, Christmas and Easter. He is extremely accepting of any and all people, making sure it is known that anyone and everyone is allowed at his church, and many of his children have turned out gay, transgender, and so many other things, and he embraces them with open arms. He has helped people in third world countries with any extra donations given to his church given to people in need. He is one of, if not the kindest person I have ever met in my entire life, and I hope this restores at least a little bit of hope in humanity and Christianity. It ain’t all bad.
He is absolutely going to heaven
That's lovely! I'm pagan, and it always warms my heart to hear about kind Christians and priests, since they are so hard to find
A priest that is married and has children?
@@11Renee11
He’s probably Protestant.
That’s absolutely adorable, I hope he lives a good long life
The laughing before the “we got s virgin” is amazing
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"Uh there's a priest here!"
"Yeah, there's a lot of priests here!"
✨ Iconic! ✨
Lmao
@@dickfalcon420 how do you know that?
@@belphigorii There's not "lots of priests" that would turn away from God. EDIT: Actively turn away from God after death
I made it 666 likes 💅
@@dickfalcon420 so you’ve died?
the "yes Joanne" is so underappreciated
Lol it’s my favorite part
Idk why that always makes me cackle.
“You are all despicable sinners!”
“No shit I’m satan.”
"also this is hell, ya know the bad place"
😂
I was raised Mormon, we don't technically use the term priest. Even so, I whole heartedly love thinking of what it would be like of people who think their spot in heaven is guaranteed ending up in hell lol. Even if I am not sure if I believe in heaven, it still gives me a good laugh.
I'm definitely going to tell it was be poggers if I ended up in heaven if it's real and she hates Christianity so much lol I'm offended and hestericaly amused
Ur going to hellll
Either God actually agrees with the people who fantasize about breeding sheep with tree branches, God isn't accurately portrayed, or God just doesn't exist.
@@justsomeguywithtattoos6267 If God wants to just tell us he's/they're real, it'll be pretty quick.
im in the same place and honestly that thought is what keeps me going every time some church member is super rude and condescending to me lmao
You knows it’s gonna be good when you hear “Uhm Satan?”
“Yes Joanne.”
Best opening line!
“Forgive me father, I stay sinning”
“Oh well Daddy, I’m still a brat”
LMAO I CANT-
💀💀
"Forgive me father for I have been sinned"
"Sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
I think I’m fame
@@SoutaCherry Agreed
"All i did was try to spread the word of god-"
"Yeah all over little timmy's back"
😨
BAKFBWID DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE ALUCARD
i shouldnt have liked that but here we are
Well if he a virgin then he didn't but others have is the problem
* spits out water *
"Yes Joanne" NEVER fails to get me.
Also that "narrr"
The cynical laughter has me rolling 🤣
Edit: sometimes I forget it's literally only the one woman, she's so good at what she does with her characters.
Not a woman, but yes they’re awesome
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 wait I thought stanzi was she/they? Just a mostly feminine person or what’s the term or are they like non binary now?
@@Cat-qt3ej They are non-binary. It’s important to note that pronoun preference is not synonymous with noun preference. They use she/they pronouns and have explicitly stated they don’t want to be referred to as a woman or girl. Just because someone uses she pronouns doesn’t automatically mean they are a woman. I know it’s a bit complicated if you are unfamiliar with the concept (dunno if you are or not).
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 omg so that’s what I am- I never liked being called a girl or woman but I do use she/they pronouns so this makes sense. Ty for the info /gen
That laugh was code for "No bitches?"
Priest: "Why am i here!?"
Stan: "Because you 1, dont pay taxes, 2, gaslight people, and 3, you touch children. Next."
😆😆😆
I think you confused a priest with Joe Biden
@@hybridgamer723conspirationists are crazy af
@@hybridgamer723funny as its Trump under criminal investigation for sex with a minor. But facts are painful right?
A report from the insurence company who deals with civil litigation among protestant churches showed the percenate of sexual assault by reverands, pastors, junior pastora and so on was just as high as catholic priests. Seems being involved with a repressive cult period can elevate the chances of being a pedophile or Hebephile. Seems teens for centuries knew all along when you tell people not to do something or that they can't do it they want to do it even more. And of course minors are easy to manipulate and less likely to tell anyone. All common sense if you think about it.
I think what I appreciate most about Stanzi as a content creator is that when most other content creators do this same style of minimalist costumes an single performers it often comes across as memey, cheap or lazy. Something about Stanzi's writing style really seems to overshadow that, there's something about Stanzi's characterizations that is best described as "the uncanny valley". She flips this mirror onto the world and the image we see is so close to being true to life, but always just slightly off that you're never quite comfortable. That lack of comfort always helps in subverting expections when the jokes land.
The best actors can bring to life a whole cast of characters all by themselves. Ryan George, Julie Nolke, Stanzi, etc. - you forget you're watching just one person.
That combined “KOBE!” was gold.
"my soul shouldve ascended to the heavens!"
"nauuurr💅"
DEAD. DEAD AS HELL.
🙍🏻♀️ : "Daddy~ Punish me for I have been a naughty girl."
🤦🏻 : "I said! It's 'Father, Forgive me for I have sinned."
Yeah I feel grossed out now. WHY DO YOU WANNA BANG YOUR DAD THE HELL??
"I'm sorry, daddy~ I've been a bad girl😏"
💀✋
@@erinloveswomen now you need to calm the flank down
@@deeznutz2055 only if you kissma...
@@erinloveswomen 💀chill
forgive me father I have sinned -> sorry daddy I've been naughty
cursed
This made me cackle so hard
You’re welcome for the 420 likes
666 likes lmao
Good news: language has now been banned
Imagine trying to convince Satan that the rapture is coming
“I believe there’s been a mistake” just THAT line from literally any priest is an automatic red flag XD
How do you figure?
How?
My favourite quotes from this:
✨n a u r✨
*laughter* we got a virgin!
Uh, no when I see a baby I go ✨Kobe✨
Kobe*
The laughter gives me this… gremlin energy every time I hear it and it makes me want to cause chaos
3 priests are running out of a burning church.
The first one says "Walt, what about the children?"
The second priest says "f*** the children!"
The third priest says "We haven't got the time!"
You deserve a thousand likes
Props for not making child offender jokes. That must have been really hard.
It's low hanging fruit, even for satan.
Like a priest when they see a young boy
Much like a priest looking at the altar boy
what do u think “sick bastards” was referring to😭
like a priest looking at the choir boy.
✨Nauurrrr✨
and KOBEEE
got me off guard
"No when I see I baby I go kobe!!" I'm dead😭😂
Rest in peace Kobe
So is the baby
Yeetus the fetus
@@gferrol118 💀
So is kobe
‘no when I see a baby I go kobi’
literal best line omg-
Yeetus to the fetus. Lol why aren’t there more of these comments it was so funny
@@gaytheaterkid wheezeeeee
The laughter when they found out he was a virgin 💀
I approve of this joke despite being an asexual virgin lmao
"Forgive me father, I stay sinning" my religious trauma apreciates this, I'm stealing it
I want to see Satan get someone who actually isn't supposed to be here just to see the reaction. I imagine it could either be hilarious or surprisingly heart-warming.
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The good ol' god trying to setup a date for satan.
Yes I want to see this
There has been at least one where someone wasn’t supposed to be in hell. I found it in a compilation on this channel, and it was definitely wholesome
video code fL0WvjE8uNA
There was the one with the gay guy
“Hell is like 50% a clergy house so welcome home.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying 🤣 it's funny 'cause it's true!
“Forgive me father I stay sinning” NEEDS to be on the back of my car
"My soul should've ascended to the heavens!"
"Naur...."
“When I see a baby I go KOBI!”
Ah yes the only true way to deal with an infant
I had to attend a private Catholic school growing up. Absolutely HATED it! The Nuns were so condescending and mean! I can’t remember what I did to piss Sister Margaret off, but I do remember what happened next! She stood me up in front of the class and started giving the whole fire and brimstone speech and how bad girls like me will go to Hell. I completely lost my shit and told her, “I don’t understand why you think you’re any better than me! Wearing a Habit and calling yourself Sister doesn’t give you a “get out of Hell free” card!” Boy, did I get a paddling!
Bro I wish I knew you when I was younger. Could've been my big sister
“Naur” 😭😂
"You're all despicable sinners"
"No shit sherlock why do you think you're down here with us?"
“Hell is like 50% a clergy house.”
"so welcome home" that got me for some reason lol
"forgive me after I stay sinning" I fucking love this. I will be stealing this line now. Thank you
"Hell is like 50% a clergy house so welcome home" - I'm *wheezing* send help! 🤣🤣🤣
This makes some sense because I don’t think that god would like mega curch preachers for one, and the other is that a lot of people follow the Bible because they’re afraid of going “to the bad place” and also the child things
The fact that they're preachers isn't really the problem, but faith without works is useless. That might be it.
And lots of clergy authorities across denominations- Catholic, Mormon, Protestant, etc- have used their power and authority to silence people coming forth when they've been raped, assaulted, or abused by clergy. Not to mention how many churches forced indigenous people into indentured servitude to take over their land. Tons of indigenous children died in residential schools due to neglect and abuse. Personal faith is so vital but so many churches have acted as tools of racist and sexist violence. It's such a shame that something as beautiful as spirituality and religion has been corrupted into such a violent force.
Priests are corrupt, Jesus’ New World Order and his commands in the Bible are to be kind. So to get j to heaven we (Christians and other Abrahamic faiths) should have faith in God and be kind to one another and everybody in earth; apart from mass murderers and rapists.
Even the bible states most Christians or followers will never step foot into heaven
Not to mention the fact of the rapture. A fake 19th century American innovation accepted basically only by fringe baptists and nondenoms. Very few outside the anglosphere have the concept, if anything he's there for that
It's not, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." It's, "fuck off father for I will continue sinning"
I mean, 😂, but also Happy Pride to the asexual people and everyone else who chooses not to have sex, because that's totally valid.
Joanne offically deserves a pay increase.
“ Forgive me father, I stay sinning” OH HOW I LOVE IT 😂😂
Bless you both for putting these on YT during finals week. I have been really enjoying the brief distraction!!❤
“Forgive me father I stay sinning” was the best thing I’ve ever heard I will constantly use that as a line from now until the end of my days
Sexual abuse will be the most common sin in hell of crime stats are anything to go by. Hell isn't fun or quirky, it's death.
@@dickfalcon420 You said in a previous comment under another commenter (THATS WHY WE HAVE PURGATORY) but as you just said (Sexual abuse will be the most common sin in hell) you what's not fun or quirky, There have been many cases of sexual abuse of children by priests, nuns, and other members of religious life in the Catholic Church. The John Jay report indicated that some 11,000 allegations had been made against 4,392 priests in the USA, That's about 2.546 victim's from each priest just in the USA. This number constituted approximately 4% of the 110,000 priests who had served during the period covered by the survey (1950-2002).
Abuelita: I want to see you settled before I ascend to the heavens and live with the angels.
Soos: and with grandpa!
Abuelita: no, he's...not there...
Oh God I love that show
stanzi's heaven & hell videos make me feel oddly comforted
Here’s a joke for ya
A guy goes to hell and asks satan what they do for fun there. Satan said “we’ll do you like drinking?” The guy answered yes. Satan said “well on Tuesdays we drink all day. Do you like smoking?” The guy replied “yes” and Satan said “well on wednesdays we smoke all day. Do you like doing drugs?” And he replied yes again. Satan said “well on thursdays we do drugs! Do you like having gay sex?” And the guy replied “ew no” then Satan said “well ur not gonna like Friday’s!”
I love Fridays XD
Huh, so that's why I'm gay, I was born on a Friday
What about Monday....?
@@whatsyourname9581 I don’t think drinking is doing drugs but also that’s just what you do in hell. I don’t make the rules. Or do i
HAHAHA
Idk why but I thought it was gonna go, "oh you're a Virgin? What about little Timmy huh? You remember that?"
I was thinking that too. I was waiting for some form of punchline. I guess its implied?
Not the napkin in the shirt for the priest 😂
THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAXI PAD LOL
The laughs are everything
Imagine Stanzi actually going in hell and meeting Satan:
"No dude, let me explain how things will work from now on."
😂😂😂
I'm dying at the laughter about Virgin. The stereo laughter has me rolling.
"I'm afraid it was the Mormons who were right, it was the Mormons" that is a real quote from south park
I scream laughed. I just KNEW Stanzi was going to bring up how clergy used religion to oppress indigenous peoples.
"do you even f+ck bro?" and then the laughter and "we got a viiirgiiiiiiin" I'm CRACKING UP you're so fantastic
"You're all despicable sinners"
"Yeah, join the club"
I can confirm, as an ally of Natas, this is 100% accurate
Naming her Joanne may not be intentionally a reference to Rowling but I am all here for it
Rowling first name is joanne?
Joan
"Forgive me father but I stay sinning!" Absolute gold and I'm gonna use that line.😤❤️✨
Priest: "Wants to talk about the upcoming rapture"
Me: "Looks around, no kids in sight"
Priest: Um... is everything OK?
Me: Just making sure you aren't up to something, continue.
not sure if some of the babies are virgins when theres a priest around..
NAHHHHH 😭😭
HELLOP
😢
The "naur" takes me out every time.
So I'm religious, I find these hilarious. A bunch of the teachings are about personal accountability and not judging others cause that's not our job. People seem to forget that.
I love it when the devil is potrayed this way, a cocky bastard who loves mocking those who thought they would get into heaven
“my soul should have ascended to the heavens”
“naurr” fucking took me out 💀💀
The little giggles absolutely sent me
Why is the laugh so contagious 😂😂
“ Forgive me father, I stay sinning” 💀✋🏽
The last line.... "Forgive me father. I stay sinning.".... How relatable IS THAT-
Satan and joanne is such a vibe.. love the duo ❤
I wonder if the boys he met in his free time call him daddy, or do they call him father like everyone else?
if the afterlife ain’t like this i’m not going😭
you will, you cant stop life and death unless your a clam
The idea of Saten laughing and calling a priest a virgin is so funny to me
Still looking for mad mad Christians who dont know what a joke is 😂
(Dont get me wrong, I'm christian too, i kind of believe in God, but this shit is just funny)
Your a good example of Christianity lol. I'm peagon but I respect christans if they aren't crazy lol
@@Alex-en7hn thanks 😂❤️
"Forgive me father, I stay sinning."
My life quote now omfg!!
OMG, Satan's and Joanne's laughs are HYSTERICAL!!
Are we not gonna talk about the CIGARETTES she has for earrings 😂
I love it when Joanne and Satan laugh like that together.
my personal view of heaven and hell is essentially the same as this lol, love this!
Dude I want those earrings 😩
I don't even wear earrings but same 😫
Same 😩
Get a pack of cigarettes and put one through an earring
@@hornedowl_ I can't im underage
@@ikindawannadielol4774 there are cigarettes made with herbs, they're legal for minors to buy
''forgive me father i stay sinning'' YES JOANNE.
One of the commandments was to multiply. Therefore all priests are sinners for being virgins
No, it wasnt
@@LeakyTrees it was. God said to live long and multiply. Therefore have kids . Therefore sex.
“Priest in hel-“ *smacks subscribe button* sold had me sold immediately
Starting to think Stanzi doesn’t like babies in general…. 😶
Neither do I lol
I don't either
I like to believe that this particular priest spends some time in hell and really gets his act together. Like he genuinely changes and he becomes assistant to the head of the priest section and every few hundred years, he bottoms for Jesus as a reward for good behavior
“Yeah but one of them is you”
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