"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .
They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.
@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"
The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now. "Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .
@@bake-kurage indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’
"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”
@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.
These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."
“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”
Picture that: the whole story unfolds because one day, she wakes up and finds out that she's out of mascara, once her whole face is already on. I'd read it.
She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤
She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.
- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)
She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.
In the movie As Good As It Gets, Jack Nicholson’s character is a celebrated author who has this nasty but funny line when asked by a female how he writes his female characters so accurately: “I write the character as if it were a man then take away all accountability and reason.”
A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.
You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.
Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.
I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂 I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤
A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p
@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)
Women writing female character: She was so beautiful, she was a slaying queen. She dressed well and used a lot of makeup, but not to impress people but for herself. Arriving home she always cleaned the makeup, took down the annoying shoes and changed to ugly pijamas. Its cuz she dont have anymore to impress anyone. Queen!
"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."
"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is
And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little
“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.
As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol
“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”
She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.
Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.
@@renegadeprism42 by not using food for her skin color. White women are described by their features. Why aren't black women described that way too? The first thing that's mentioned is skin color and it's always chocolate
@@lordtengens4thwife165 i think i framed my previous comment incorrectly, i wasn't saying that describing them as 'chocolate' is not awkward or a bit weird but rather what othe ready can be used to describe them, also, even white girls in many books are described by objects like moon(in cn) and sun, so i think it's just an overused line that hasn't been found an alternative of
She had a messy bun and glasses that made her appear ugly af but when she took the glasses off and let her hair down, she suddenly had beautiful facial features that weren't there earlier.
Excellent comment & sorry to be pedantic, but the lights of the auroras are caused by solar activity reacting with gases high in the atmosphere. Nothing to do with weather.
"She didn't care about things like looks, she cares about WWII plane engines, back yard wrestling and video games, which is coincidentally things I care about."
Although, lmao, Have you ever seen organized "backyard" wrestling? Viewing it would never be my hobby, but It really should be seen at least once in life. It's insane.
@@rutuqueen2672 "she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl's body that no one but me noticed except when I need them to notice so I feel how lucky"
I love how they write about women wearing vintage t-shirts with bands on the or whatever, but when we actually wear them, they freak out and are like “Oh my god! Name 3 songs, metal music is for men only.” Blah blah blah, it’s so annoying
@The Musical Cardinal. Not just Hentai characters have bongkaloongbazoongaloongas There is shy people too and normal people too and smart people too in real life who have them
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"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .
THATS ON POINT
I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol
A "Fallen" Angel? loool
(She was mine...)
Fallen angels… so a demon?
"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"
Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.
This should be pinned.
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED
You forgot to add "tion"
“Her teeth were as white as white chocolate. If white chocolate was mildly yellow.”
OMG THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE LOL
white chocolate is mildly yellow
"her teeth were as white as snow
snow that got peed on"
@@voxgoomba2745HELP IM CRYING LAPTOPS 😭😭
@@_StrayKidsForever_STAY!!❤
"How men, 12 year old girls, and Colleen Hoover write women"
😂
Exactly what I thought lol
😂😂
I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.
some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered
“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her”
Does everyone know her or not?
They don't talk to her because she is ..
Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.
It's okay......'we' know her now.....
(😂😂😂)
@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"
Lol
@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀
"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught
i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol
I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn
@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.
@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐
Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her
I love how the typing devolved into karate chopping the keyboard 😂
Not karate chopping. She was giving the laptop a massage. 😋
Yes I also think that 😅
The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now.
"Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .
“And that cream was human made”
@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?
@@bake-kurage indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’
😂
Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel?
But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.
"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"
That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric
Alaska Young
@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol
Can i read the rest of this tho
Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green
"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her
And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅
nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign
That's actually the woman written YA version
@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr
Fr 💀
wattpad writers: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
😂😂😂😂😂
Appropriate amount of freckles 🤣 I'm dead
Author: "typing normally"
Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"
Keyboard Massage.
she really said 🧙
Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison
It's the best part lmao
Cthulhu typeset.
'She didn't care about appearances but was the most beautiful woman you'd ever see'
"Her hands could move fast in a kitchen, because she spent most of her life there"
STOP 💀
Wife material. 😍
💀💀
“She even cut her own hair…”
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”
Bro this actually made me laugh out loud
Breathes
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”
@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾♀️
@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍
Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.
But she ugly and quirky cause she wore glasses tho
@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.
@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video
Hermione in a nutshell
@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that
Is it weird that I'm enjoying all the different ways that Stanzi is miming typing the words
Not her giving a massage to the laptop
You gotta talk ab her chest if it’s from a male author 💀💀
"her heaving chest bounced with every step" 💀
@@LemurG she boobily breasted down the stairs and titted her coffee
@@EcholocationX Lmao
Lmfao
@@EcholocationX Isn't that the desc of " r/MenWritingWomen"?
"everyone just called her abs"
"not a single person noticed her"
😂
Lol
Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.
These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."
“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.”
“She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”.
😂😂😂
“She was like a cup of coffee”
Me:👀👀👀👀👀👀
“With a lot of milk in it, she was White”
Me: There it is 😂😂😂
Spot on
That computer got one good massage.
‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’
"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."
@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭
Even her zits were perfect
Kaitlyn W 🤣
@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits
“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”
She was Bella Swan.
LMAO
oh wait that's just me irl
Bella vibes
maybe she's autistic 🤔
As a dude, I approve of this video. I laughed my ass off 😭😭😭
LOL😭😭😭
I feel so called out because *I* take hotel bibles and make arts and crafts with them😭
Aurora Borealis?
do....people refer to you as Abs?
do you have an appropriate amount of freckles?
I’m reading an ass amount of questions here
Are you a natural beauty and not like the other girls?
I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10
👏🏽
By "everyone", he means him.
this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately
You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.
@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡
Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.
NAH SHE WAS GIVING THE KEYBOARD A FULL ON MASSAGE THERAPY APPOINTMENT I CANT and as a writer ish and reader i can confirm this is mostly true 😭
She's full out massaging the keyboard over here lmao.
This is the funniest comment ever 😭
I swear! That is so funny, had me crying 😂
Lmfaoooo THATS ALL I WAS LOOKING AT😂
I thought she was just typing until I looked again and nearly died 🤣
HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!?!😭
“she was just unique like that”
*massages the computer*
_I can't breathh_
I'm dieing- 🤣
😭😭😭😭
Massages the computer randomly.
Now THATS unique.
I love how she started massaging the laptop. It was getting very stressed out. Thank you😮💨
I read a lot of women who wrote other women like that
"she didn't wear makeup because she isn't like other girls" i want to hear a story where the protagonist actually does wear makeup tbh
I wanna see them struggle to put on eyeliner every morning lol. It'd be nice to have an mc who's relatable like that
@@zhongli9073 hell yeah, that'd genuinely be very cool
@@zhongli9073 yeah and every girl in every movie apparently wakes up with a full face or makeup
Picture that: the whole story unfolds because one day, she wakes up and finds out that she's out of mascara, once her whole face is already on. I'd read it.
Tbh makeup is normal for many of the ppl who wear it, so the mc would prob. not even mention
She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤
She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.
She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.
Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.
- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me.
I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food!
Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat.
(Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)
She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.
In the movie As Good As It Gets, Jack Nicholson’s character is a celebrated author who has this nasty but funny line when asked by a female how he writes his female characters so accurately: “I write the character as if it were a man then take away all accountability and reason.”
Literally laughed out loud in the end of it. So menlike writing 😂
The whole book would be a "Not like other girls" anthem, an (abs)olute classic
I see what u did there 😂
God I can't XDDDD
Took me out 😂😭😭
"No one else noticed her.
Except for me.
I noticed her.
Because I was stalking her."
Lol
Oh damn
I lowkey want to read that honestly
😅😂
"Hey.. You"
STAHP IM USING THAT-
I love the way you’re “typing” on the pad/keyboard.
The hand movements are top tier
“except for me, i noticed her”
“because i’m a stalker”
Well that's a plot twist
True
Ohhh that's a good plot for a story
@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢
I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her
The “she’s not like the other girls” while she looks completely average and has the most average interests ever is on point
Literally like 90% wear makeup lol
Ikr lol
Ifkrrrr
@teehee Right!? Don't you just love to make origami swans with your friends or family from the hotel bibles you've collected that month? IKR!🤩🤩
Personality has left the chat...
They way she went from fake- typing to massaging and caressing it💀
i was getting worried that she might have an inappropriate amount of freckles, but when she clarified that she didnt i was relieved
Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂
A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.
Lmao 🤣
@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣
Nice comment
You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.
The makeup fairies 😂😂😂
The specificity😩
@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣
I would like to know more about her boo- about her.
Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.
The typing hands getting more and more outrageous - the chopping got me like XD
I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂
I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤
“She had an hourglass figure, but a completely flat stomach, and an appropriate height that complimented me, as I am 5’8”.”
Short king 💪
As a male I can confirm that "hourglass figure, but a completely flat stomach, ..." lol
“She was different.”
Basically any author writing a female character.
ikr
A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever.
I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p
Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?
@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)
Basically any author writing any character.
“She collected hotel bibles “ I don’t think the hotel staff like her
I get “star-girl” vibes from this lol
Ikr,omg i need to rewatch that movie
“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”
That's hilarious.
I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.
@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘
This made me laugh so hard
@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad
“she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂33😂😂😂😂3
what was the last sentence?! 😆
@@cheyblake2475The last sentence was "she females femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily" hope this helps
She exclaimed, "it's feminining time" as she feminimed all over the place.
"Be a good kid and don't forget to breast your breasts while you're breasting"
I love how the typing slowly turned into mindless tapping. That was my favorite part
Women writing female character: She was so beautiful, she was a slaying queen. She dressed well and used a lot of makeup, but not to impress people but for herself. Arriving home she always cleaned the makeup, took down the annoying shoes and changed to ugly pijamas. Its cuz she dont have anymore to impress anyone. Queen!
"Not a single person noticed her"
My guy that's called ✨imaginary✨
All fictional characters are imaginary.
LOL good point
✨delusion✨
My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨
@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨
“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”
O R B S
"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'.
I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."
@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story
@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written
the fanfic writers are screaming rn
Lolll the typing I’m dead 😭😭😭
I love the part where she “actually” types something lol but it was such a funny video 😂😂
she had DDs but they sat perfectly perky and lifted without a bra because she wasn’t like those other girls who are subject to gravity
😂 this
😭❤🎉
Give her red hair and she's perfect!
@@adrianthoroughgood1191 LMAO YES because she's quirky 😜😜😜
@@adrianthoroughgood1191 Wavy red hair that she usually tries to restrain but which constantly breaks free and dangles over her breastises
author: her friends called her *nickname*
also author: she had no friends
Plot twist, y/ns friends are ghosts
Lol
She has multiple personalities and those called her abs when they assume her body...to piss her off
I have a friend that has arora for her last name
Because she was not like other girls who need friends
Not her massaging the computer 😂
Thats an amazing impression of someone using a keyboard
I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.
Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭
Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!
@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different
@@JosephParker7 💀💀
that's how unique girls type duh
"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is
bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes!
...
Hold on-
@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔
And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little
This reminds me of You for some reason.
@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂
Omg I love this! 😂❤
AURORA BOREALIS?
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?
IN THIS PARTOF THE COUNTRY?
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NOVEL?
Yes~!
@@Colorlightt ...may I read it?
@@ZebraOnYourNoseNo
“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.”
That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.
“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!”
“Compare them to coffee with extra steps!”
“Perfect!”
No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂
I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂
SAME! 🤣
As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol
"I was blinded by her beautiful youth and youthful beauty"
💀💀💀
She was also 5 but looked 18 officer I swear, *please don't make me go to jail*
@@AW-xc1xc
You work here bro chill
In The Mines
my type are grown women who act, look, and sound like a child
She wasn't like the other girls, she was under 18
As a male writer I usually just write them like actual human beings
"she was 22 and 4'5, she was short and fragile"
“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”
The amount of times I’ve seen something like
“Her chest bounced in surprise” written is crazy-
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEEAN
Well...we know where those author's minds were at....
Wow, what kind of literature do you people read? I have literally *never* seen that sentence before.
@@olmostgudinaf8100 ;)
@@olmostgudinaf8100 allow me to introduce you to wattpad-
*”It was fine because it didn’t look bad. It didn’t look like it was a mistake. It looked good.”*
Sent me. 💀
Omg 😹😹😹
iTS nOT a mIstAke iTs A ✨MASTERPIECE✨
She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.
The accuracy makes me feel sick
People who compare breasts to fruits make me sick 😂😭
@@RhythmAddictedState people who compare everything about a person to food just makes me feel like they're a cannibal
Writer: "she had no idea how beautiful she was"
Also the writer: "she went to the gym every day"
@@XiELEd4377 LOL 🤣😂
'An appropriate amount of freckles' 🗿
Also the little kung-fu on the keyboard “typing” it - hilarious. 😆
"She collected hotel bibles."
Translation: "She stole hotel bibles."
Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.
@@FirePrank6That's interesting. Only company I know that is happy with stealing.
@@FirePrank6 I'm more confused by the fact an hotel would have Bibles...
@@pookpook3891 I'm more confused how a hotel wouldn't have the word of God in every room
@@thomas.thomas Some of us live in secular countries
If they're describing a black girl they just say:
"Her skin was like dark chocolate"
literally like “she was my smooth, creamy, milk chocolate, lightskin princess” 😟
@@arianadejesus7 its damn near impossible to find a white male author describe a dark skin woman creatively, if at all
I mean, how would u guys describe a black woman then?
@@renegadeprism42 by not using food for her skin color. White women are described by their features. Why aren't black women described that way too? The first thing that's mentioned is skin color and it's always chocolate
@@lordtengens4thwife165 i think i framed my previous comment incorrectly, i wasn't saying that describing them as 'chocolate' is not awkward or a bit weird but rather what othe ready can be used to describe them, also, even white girls in many books are described by objects like moon(in cn) and sun, so i think it's just an overused line that hasn't been found an alternative of
Stanzi: Casually gives computer full body deep tissue massage
Writer workshop: write what you know!
Male author writing female character: I don't know that
" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "
lmfaooo 🤣
Lol🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I don't like being called out like that. 😅
That’s a very good one
“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting
Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂
@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one
Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names
Oh right lol
add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD
"and would cut the pages out to make origami swans"
*Continues to chop up the computer*
It’s just a skit it’s just a skit it’s just a skit 😭
She had a messy bun and glasses that made her appear ugly af but when she took the glasses off and let her hair down, she suddenly had beautiful facial features that weren't there earlier.
@@MiyaXD-rg7blbro who made “if you wear glasses youre a nerd” stereotype, they just have an eye problem??
Literally the inside of the Disney mind😂
@@yassifiedshrek Pol Pot. Google him ;)
NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE🤩
Or the Barbie movie, when they "discover" she's pretty by taking off the glasses 😂
Her name was Aurora Borealis, and she wasn't like the other girls because she was a weather phenomenon.
Stop you made me choke on my milk
im gonna sue
she was the reason a luncheon was so unforgettable
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?
Excellent comment & sorry to be pedantic, but the lights of the auroras are caused by solar activity reacting with gases high in the atmosphere. Nothing to do with weather.
@@alexvaraderey this is oddly formal for a yt comment
loving how stanzi just stops actually typing in only like 10 seconds
“Her hair was almost like gold, if gold had a bald spot”
💀
I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".
This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs
Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??
@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.
@@CogSpartan 😆😂
🤮
I love how she goes from typing to tapping and chopping lmao 😭
I was looking for this comment 😂
and circular motions lol
To "PS1 graphics" level of just slapping the keys with her whole hand
I love John Green, but I feel like Abs could be one of his characters😂
Love your typing style
"She didn't care about things like looks, she cares about WWII plane engines, back yard wrestling and video games, which is coincidentally things I care about."
:(
She was like one of the boys
Although, lmao, Have you ever seen organized "backyard" wrestling? Viewing it would never be my hobby, but
It really should be seen at least once in life.
It's insane.
@@rutuqueen2672 "she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl's body that no one but me noticed except when I need them to notice so I feel how lucky"
@@melissasaint3283 “she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl’s body so that no one calls me gay for liking those traits”
The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop
JAKFKWD
There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂
@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐
KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD
@@3starsburningbright yess 😂
I love how they write about women wearing vintage t-shirts with bands on the or whatever, but when we actually wear them, they freak out and are like “Oh my god! Name 3 songs, metal music is for men only.” Blah blah blah, it’s so annoying
“AURORA BORIALIS!!? In this type of weather in this part of the country localized entirely in your kitchen?!”
"she had something about her.. something, that was different. She didn't fit in, she was in her own world.
It was autism."
-if I wrote a book
HAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭 THIS KILLED ME
I'm sending this to the group chat lmao
My son and my partner have autism. They really are in their own worlds. I feel privileged that they are open to let me be part of it ❤
I want this book !
@@ebonyalexis32 a book is in the making actually!
“She had the most curvaceous figure, and large honklongdonglingerongeroos she had.”
blessings on you for spelling that out. I hope nothing but good things happen to you
Big old *Tonhongerekoogers*
"her boobs boobed boobily"
@The Musical Cardinal. Not just Hentai characters have bongkaloongbazoongaloongas
There is shy people too and normal people too and smart people too in real life who have them
@@pan8086 I really like how you made distinction between being shy, smart, and normal.