Tom has to accept that Bert really does have the Mickey Mantle gene. He kicked his ass in tennis, and now he completely broke him in basketball. Let it go, Tommy Bunz... Love ya. Lol
Tom, I'm from the future with an important message about an upcoming basketball game with Bert. Don't worry about stretching or anything, it'll be an easy game. Have fun!
@@nicholasdau3690 Sure, but it's still the first episode to come out since the hearing, so what does it matter when it was filmed? In any case it was a joke, so no biggie.
Hey Tom & Christina, as a Canadian I can let you know that at the End of traditional throat singing the two participants actually laugh together most often.
One time I was tripping on benadryl when I was like fifteen, and I saw a pregnant mouse crawling around in a plastic grocery sack on our kitchen counter. I ran and got my mom and we opened up the sack together. It was a f***ing cucumber...
@@lauren6860 I just don’t think a zip line would have random stuff hanging from hit like the thing he ran into. I could be wrong though. I’m thinking like a decommissioned trolley car cable or something.
Is no one gonna address the fact that Christina looks terrified when she drink water.. She is scared of water!! Look at her face when she goes to drink.. and she is shaking.. This is not good. Tom is defiantly the water champ! (someone should do a superclip of push drinking water)
The plant leg guy is pretty popular in Criminal Justice classes actually, they show his previous non plant leg videos in classes as moral dilemma examples
Do not fret mommies. Remember the wisdom of Joel Osteen: "You can change your world by changing your words… Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue."
Christine sees a perfect man and todd ends up in the hospital from a basketball injury soon after? Sounds like the perfect cover story for Tina to go full garth with. I feel like we need tim to come out and dispell the conspiracies that christy is looking for that sweet nre as she is sick of teds years of cackling at death and dismemberment! Travis i wish you a speedy recovery.
Cant waaaaait to here the 1st comeback outburst of laughter on 2 bears when T bunz says we gotta stop laughin my ribs hurt we're gonna die... Koolaid for the win again
I’m the manager for the home theater department at a best-buy in Wisconsin and I completely support Tim. I been lobbying for porn on our tv’s for years
If Tom doesn't watch the video of his injury and crack up laughing like he does when watching the asian guy get run over I will be very disappointed in him.
Nothin makes me smile like Ed asner references... the throwback is much appreciated, I need this content today. Thank you for your service mommies, get well soon Tommy
@@aSinisterKiid Guess it's for the best that he isn't. Can't move around with the wheelchair tires being flat. I heard he has the same issue with his bicycle 🤔
I wanna spoon my eyeballs out every time Christina talks about the things she can't say anymore as she's saying it on the Podcast that has made her a millionaire.
I heard Tom lost his balance in the air because he was dunking on Bert.. But apparently Bert learned that new trick from his wife and leaned his head into it... took the WHOLE thing... Almost broke his neck from the amount of forward thrust he had.. Thankfully Tom's got the most amazing ball's ever. In Bear's Cave, we pray, amen 🛐
Tom's injury is a reminder to always live life 365
😂
He wasnt 365 THAT day.
Writing a check to the hospital...
LiveLife365
I better eat some fresh vegetables *opens freezer*
Burt was living more 365 that day
RIP TOMMY, you didnt follow proto bud, now you’re dead
@@shirleysonsproductions6187 He lost his life!
@@shirleysonsproductions6187 you’re a cool guy aren’t u
He’s done bud
@@michaelgiancursio5092 live life 365
D'you just threaten his fuckin life?
Hope they recorded the injury so Tom can laugh at himself getting hurt.
They said on twitter it was filmed 🤣💀
A Hundred Percent!
@@moosifermayhem7965 uh hundred
I was thinking the same thing, an I bet he tried to get them to record the surgery
Hahahahaha this is too good
Tom: “I’m going to die soon, well not next week”
Also Tom: Dies next week
I dont actually think Tom got hurt playing basketball, I think that Asian mechanic tracked Tom down and ran him over.
Ba Ku La!!
Haha that’s great! The sounds Tom made were just as if not more hilarious than the mechanic’s screams.
Tom has to accept that Bert really does have the Mickey Mantle gene. He kicked his ass in tennis, and now he completely broke him in basketball. Let it go, Tommy Bunz... Love ya. Lol
Tummy forgot he was a 40 year old overweight white man
I dont think they were playing each other when it happened
I refuse to believe Todd died because Brent beat him at basketball and didn't just sit on him.
He probably tried to dunk on a trampoline
Tom got switched up and broke his ankle bart for the win
Please tell me Tom yelled out "I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS" as he got injured. Seriously though, speedy recovery Tim, we wish you to the family
I'm guessing Todd asked Brent to sit on him so he could get some sleepy juice at the hospital.
Really wanted that built in morphine
He really has been in the hospital a lot since he mentioned that. lol
Tom “Just put me out” Segura
Typical drug seeking behavior. Was tweeting to the world how great Dilaudid is
No shit lmao oh the irony !
There’s nothing that makes me as happy as hearing Josh’s intro
Christina's monotone pitch for LIQUIDIV was a real selling point
Now that Tom is dead, Christina and the King of Queens over 18 can finally be together.
Her former lover Theo Von offed Todd using the assassin know as the MUHSHEEN. If they are poc Burnt Kkkrysler will do the job for free.
They can just have fun with it
@@ClimptonDiddlehopper : Theo Von usin' them Dark Arts
King of Queens 18+ that's hilarious
He'll have to fight Dr. Drew for her
If tommy bunz doesn’t get his scrum licked after this.....it’s never gunna happen and mommy isn’t a ride or die
Im guessing Bert found out Tom is Hispanic and went back to his old ways
Lmaooooooooo
Ever since Brent stopped drinking gallons of kool-aid a day he's been very angry.
Then Bert stood over him screaming, “Ohhh Whites Ohhh!”
@@mikebrennan5923 uhhhh 100%
"Fight fight black vs brown, if white dont win, break all his left side!"
Tom, I'm from the future with an important message about an upcoming basketball game with Bert.
Don't worry about stretching or anything, it'll be an easy game. Have fun!
52:56 😂 Tim’s face when Christian says, “it looks delicious!”
"Old lady, you are really good at this!"
*Old lady removes mask, revealing Steven Segal*: "I've been handling sausage for 52 years"
Thought the same exact thing lmaoo
“You can rub it, like that”
@@MrBlackLenses I like havartti cheese what’s your favorite
@@MrBlackLenses “I call this move the Squishy” “squish squish squish squish”
I am the king of improv if you dont mind me saying
This is amazing!
Are they going to acknowledge Christina's testimony at Giuliani's election hearing? People are saying she was drunk, tell us the truth!
Clever, sir. Very clever. That is why your comment won't get too many likes!😉
Lol this episode was filmed late october/early November. Waaayyyy before that happened
@@nicholasdau3690 Sure, but it's still the first episode to come out since the hearing, so what does it matter when it was filmed? In any case it was a joke, so no biggie.
Goddamn it! Hahaha
I'm guessing the basketball story is just a cover up and Garth finally got his revenge for what the mommies have done to his comment section.
My achy breaky heart ,
your achy breaky arm..
@@bebopBiGsHoT that's Billy Ray.... Hanna Montana's Daddy
@@daledodge40 not if Garth had it his way
Garths Social Media Career is over
“Please tell us where our children are buried, Garth!”🤣
Hey Tom & Christina, as a Canadian I can let you know that at the End of traditional throat singing the two participants actually laugh together most often.
Tom: they can’t run it’s a fun joke
Tom now: uh oh
I thought that was ironic too jeans. Try it out.
Sooo glad we're getting solo mommies this month. Making us feel like we're the only one
Show me that u love me
Like we're the only ones in their lives. We're just it.
The only podcast for me
Neat stuff
We're just "it"
I’m a queen, I’m over 18, and now I’m having a really great day!
Make sure you have a hot breakfast
Age not dress size...
@@ClimptonDiddlehopper welcome to the cacaca COOL GUY CLUB! *guitar riff*
Have fun with it
Did ya sleep good? I slept good
I'm taking a benadryl every time an ad pops up during this episode. Already up to 10-12
Just wait til the spiders start coming out of the walls
Just call him “10 Benadryl Tom”
You should purchase a manscaper
One time I was tripping on benadryl when I was like fifteen, and I saw a pregnant mouse crawling around in a plastic grocery sack on our kitchen counter. I ran and got my mom and we opened up the sack together. It was a f***ing cucumber...
I love how loud all the videos are this ep. Really sounds great during my crazy commute to work...
Just got tested positive for COVID and am feeling pretty crappy. Thank god I have my mommies to see me through!!
I wanna see tom broken, I've been edging since I've heard the news.
Crying
You think Brent will go to the hospital to finish the job?
you're gonna be stuck edging for a long while brother
@@MrKyrsp33dy Hope he puts drugs into toms IV.
@@Mike-om4tv koolaid*
we need a YMH signature mattress called the "above 18 Queen Bed"
39:48 "The Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous." Underrated Wu-Tang fanboy quote from Todd there lmao!
It was pretty awesome. Bring da Ruckus
I reference this and say it the exact way Tom did all the time it warmed my heart to see him do it too
I went to the hospital to visit Tom. He was in room 365. He only lives life to the fullest
The zip line guy didn’t have a trolley (the thing that actually sits on the line and has wheels)...he just used a carabiner.
It’s not a zip line and they guy is a parachuter there’s a full version of the video
@@DrzSMrider oh what is he on then?
@@lauren6860 I just don’t think a zip line would have random stuff hanging from hit like the thing he ran into. I could be wrong though. I’m thinking like a decommissioned trolley car cable or something.
@@DrzSMrider That’s a good point jeans. I guess we will never know! 🤷🏼♀️
@@DrzSMrider do you have a link for the full video by any chance?
Josh Potter is actually a progressive rock god. I’m trying to figure out what insane time signature his intro is in
His polyrhythms are next level. King giz should get him to replace their 2nd drummer!
19/4
@@johncopeland217 as long as he gets bass drum privileges
....he looks like a Korn fan ..but like a current one ewww
I guess Nadav is slacking with Tom's injury. Where the hell is the ad free episode?
Nut-dav i googalin
Crystal is a single mother now. She's needs the money.
They really need to make a playlist
fo real doe, i paid good money to never hear christina talk about best fiends ever again
My favorite dynamic is when Tom tries to make Christina jealous but then she's completely unflappable.
Mommy was and is a big time hottie. Tommy married hotter, but he's hotter older! Hot mommies.
Her ta-ta’s are pretty flappable
the REAL Tom who shows himself at 1:39:20 never fails to deliver.
almost pissed myself laughing
Is no one gonna address the fact that Christina looks terrified when she drink water.. She is scared of water!! Look at her face when she goes to drink.. and she is shaking.. This is not good. Tom is defiantly the water champ! (someone should do a superclip of push drinking water)
I always notice this and think she should begin facing the camera when she drinks.
GOOD MORNING MY QUEENS ABOVE 18!
Christina interrupts Tom almost as much as Bert does... I can’t wait to see these old people banging on the next live show!
That and the psycho-babble stuff really puts me off
Bert destroyed him on both the tennis and basketball court. The germanic chad vs the virgin mestizo.
He sure did. It was so unexpected. Tom is such a delicate flower. A chommo one might dare to say.
It’s those Mickey Mantle genes Jeans
LMAO tummy forgot he was a 40 year old overweight half breed
@@Em91s When did they start calling things chomos lol..
Literally means child molester so even for ymh slang I'm uneasy
@@ssheeessh that's the point
The plant leg guy is pretty popular in Criminal Justice classes actually, they show his previous non plant leg videos in classes as moral dilemma examples
He killed his girlfriend. What the fuck is the dilemma?
That shark tank bit with the old lady and the outside rub needs to be on one of their stand-up specials, I laughed so hard
Don’t worry Tom, life always give you a second chance, it’s called “tomorrow”. That’s the oldschool way, take it ease!
The only thing getting me through the end of this year is to see the video of Tom breaking all bones in his body. Keep it high and tight.
Ta ta there Tocked Tommy. Gonna be a kicky foot now.
Lold hard at this one haha
Live life 365.
Thumbs up if Christina should do a Center Fold spread ?
"Her body seems a little in between...somethin'" 😂
I love how Chrstine just blames not understanding people as they are from the East Coast.
Timmy is addicted to the snooze booze. You didn't follow proto buddy yirr done.
Tom may be the Water Champ, but he’s definitely not the Calcium Champ.
48:20 the screaming on the bus made me cry laughing
The mommies graced us with the greatest intro song ever created. Tony being hurt is the gift that keeps on giving.
Do not fret mommies. Remember the wisdom of Joel Osteen: "You can change your world by changing your words… Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue."
Use the tongue to eat that scrum
wheelchair joke's on you, Tommy
Christine sees a perfect man and todd ends up in the hospital from a basketball injury soon after?
Sounds like the perfect cover story for Tina to go full garth with.
I feel like we need tim to come out and dispell the conspiracies that christy is looking for that sweet nre as she is sick of teds years of cackling at death and dismemberment!
Travis i wish you a speedy recovery.
I love how hard tom is pushing Josh that's sweet. Josh deserves it.
Can we isolate Christina saying "C'mere, getchur nuts kicked"
Average looking models and Birkenstocks, they are slamming Leanne this episode. I guess it's why Bert went so hard in the paint
Leeann is a goddess.
Watching at the Falcon Car Wash while getting some dental work done.
Falcon Car Wash. You pull in, they pull out!
You can even drive yourself home after the procedure no anesthesia needed! And what a price too!
RIP Tommy Bunz, may you keep feathering it forever in the great car warsh of the sky with your fave, Fedsmoker
"empty balls make safer halls" - Schulz's idea to prevent school shootings
Its true..anger issues usually come from not getting laid especially women.
@@lokomike2911 I fuck and I am still mad
Glad to see todd and Charlotte keeping it high and tight even with all their nerve pain.
R.i.p Tim, anyway I can help you get through this Christine just let me eat ya baby I can be your new king. You bet I'm coming up in May.
Some broad: i'M a MoDeL
Tom: Are you?? For who?! The vet?
👏🤣😂👏
Cant waaaaait to here the 1st comeback outburst of laughter on 2 bears when T bunz says we gotta stop laughin my ribs hurt we're gonna die... Koolaid for the win again
Seguras funniest line " yeah, go ahead and go down there, but dont face me"
Bus segment had me crying in 5 seconds. 😂
Absolutely love the random Josh Potter intro!
Should have done one from the hospital, EPIC YMH HOSPITAL EDITION
The world needs more captain marcel. Please get her for the live show
Hey buddy!
Hope you're healing up and feeling better soon.
I’m the manager for the home theater department at a best-buy in Wisconsin and I completely support Tim. I been lobbying for porn on our tv’s for years
If Tom doesn't watch the video of his injury and crack up laughing like he does when watching the asian guy get run over I will be very disappointed in him.
Tom's karma for always making fun of people getting hurt. He'll be fine according to Bert but I cant wait to see the video
The Josh Potter opening sequence his back!
1:54:00
Nadaav: "They have very annoying laughs"
Everyone: "Yeah......THEY do"
For those of you who haven’t seen the full video the guy on the zip line ends up detaching himself and parachuting down - pretty cool guy
Waiting for someone to say this.
Seems Tim was stingy with his warm ups - either that or Kurt body checked him into ER
I thought tom hurt himself shooting Stories From the Road: Testing the Roll Cage of a 2013 Toyota Prius
I want to floss my teeth with Toms stitches.
Thats the spirit.
*Things that sound illegal but probably aren't*
Reminds my of my father.
Nothin makes me smile like Ed asner references... the throwback is much appreciated, I need this content today. Thank you for your service mommies, get well soon Tommy
How have the Mommies not talked about how the “Perfect Ass” guy looks like Bert if he were bald
RIP TOM
RIP Tom Segura, miss you big man
How does Crystal feel now being married to a cyborg?
Plot twist: Garth paid Burnt Crystals to break Tom's bones
or nadav
@@fisty539 you know they don't pay Nadav enough for that.
That's what he gets for shitting on copyright
As someone who heats their home by only wood burning stoves, that kiln dried hard wood trailer turned me into a telescope.
Hoping for a speedy recovery Tim! As the hugely popular saying goes, we wish you to the family!!
The Josh Potter intro 👌🏼
It's kinda ironic how Tim made that joke about racing the guy in the wheelchair and standing up to talk to him AND . . . Now he's in a wheelchair 😐
lol he's not in a wheelchair. He broke his arm.
@@aSinisterKiid Guess it's for the best that he isn't. Can't move around with the wheelchair tires being flat. I heard he has the same issue with his bicycle 🤔
@@whzthmstr yeah, especially cuz he'd have a hell of a time trying to push himself with 1 arm rolling around in circles
I wanna spoon my eyeballs out every time Christina talks about the things she can't say anymore as she's saying it on the Podcast that has made her a millionaire.
Imagine if Bert ended up killing Tom in the incident and to honor him, replaced him as the co-host of YMH. This would be the darkest timeline of all.
Bert and Christina already have so much in common.
"I just don't want to be in an accident right now" said Tom from a few weeks ago. Okay.
Christine has that I just banged in a coat closet hair going on 😂
rip Todd
So sad that this is the last episode of the mommies together...
It was a fun run while it lasted...
Featherin' it in heaven with Donald 😇
Tom to guy in wheelchair. "Stand up when you are talking to me"
Now Tom cant stand either. Ironic.... I think not.
That is no zip line.
How he didn’t roast thru that carabiner!
I heard Tom lost his balance in the air because he was dunking on Bert.. But apparently Bert learned that new trick from his wife and leaned his head into it... took the WHOLE thing... Almost broke his neck from the amount of forward thrust he had.. Thankfully Tom's got the most amazing ball's ever. In Bear's Cave, we pray, amen 🛐
"I don't want to be in an accident right now"
foreshadowing!
"Can you make it bigger "
- squinting Tim asking useless Nadav
I love Christina's laugh. She sounds like she's about to boil some children in a fairy tale.
"Waddya model? Gloves?"
- Joe Pesci. Snickers commercial.
1:59:24 Christina’s reaction to Tom fantasizing about the woman crashing into the girls LMAOO