She's slowly but surely transforming into the ultimate Karen. Exclusively talking about 4 topics, most of which are of no interest to other people whatsoever (like her taking a shit)? ✅ Being insanely judgemental of other people, preferrably younger generations? ✅ Being preoccupied with stuff that doesn't have to concern her one bit, like which gender a stranger on TikTok identifies as? ✅ And now the haircut is starting to morph and follow suit as well. It won't be long until she angrily requests to speak to the manager everywhere she goes.
@@freddie_mvp lol let’s see. You got evanescence, fly leaf, Avril Lavigne, than there’s escape the fate, falling in reverse, hawthorn heights, cute is what we aim fo, the red jumpsuit apparatus....etc lmao if she did heavy eye liner and dyed her hair black, we’d be in the midst of my high school years where emos rocked the scene 😂
Right? 😂 And it’s really strange how they talk about 50 mg of edibles being a lot to start - it’s LITERALLY NOT. Like Nadav said - 10mg is nothing. Like seriously. I never start with less than 500 mg. That’s usually the dose in one whole pack of gummies. I ate three packs (1500 mg) the other week, WHILE smoking joints nonstop 😂 - and I felt like a LITTLE BIT more sleepy/warm n’ fuzzy than normal, but like nothing crazy. 1-200 mg is like a standard starting dose. Not quite sure what’s going on with them lol. Oh well - keep ‘em high and tight! 🤙👌
@@evanprior4131 I grew up in Maine and alcohol was never really my thing so naturally I dove head first into weed. When they were gawking at 50mg edibles I was like uhh do I have a problem?? lol
she's a 40 y/o mum now homie... people change.. i used to wear ear n nose rings, now, i CANNOT stand that shit... i understand the basis of yr scepticism but... rock awn my dude.. Brisbane Australia
Seen as that video is from the UK, it's likely the the person in the comment ment , the man in the video is waffleing ,ie speaking at length in a vague or trivial manner, as apposed to "waffle" being used as an Adjective to describe him. ,,its funny either way though 🤣
I was laughing so hard at tommy being a typical dad showing his followers the lightning as if they have never seen it 😂😂 love you mommies keep em high n tight
I think the “this is my alpha” “mess with my pack” people have GOT to be a group home or something. I don’t know if I’ve said it before, it’s what I think a lot of these are. Like assisted living group homes for semi independent.... toks
He’s not calling him a waffle, In England, somebody who’s waffling on or “ having a waffle” is somebody who’s saying a load of shit and isn’t making sense, “what a load of waffle” is basically what a load of nonsense
Dude I was in my late teens during in the early 2000's, and I absolutely don't blame them. Dude 20 year olds were so much more "edgy" and exciting lol.
‘Waffle’ refers to the chatter itself, the ‘waffler’ is the insult. Basically someone who never stops talking but never says anything of meaning. I know this because I am one... defo not this guy at all, he’s speaking truth. love you all chomos
I feel like Tom will really like the movie "The House that Jack Built." I can see him laughing like it's a comedy. I'd pay for him to react to but I know it'll never happen.
It’s refreshing to hear a little more of Native’s laugh over the hot mic... Also, they should send him to fellow comedian’s special recordings to spice up the audience reactions!
@@line6peavey its a common joke that women give themselves bangs or drastic hair cuts when having a mental crisis. You dont like jokes? cause your humor is shit if you just insult people when you dont get a joke. You dont even know what i look like. Grow up n laugh a lil.
If Christina is worried about how Tom would react if she got a nose ring, imagine how he'd react if she said she wanted to get her belly button pierced. He'd lose his mind!
Pretty sure RUclips does not want me to watch the Mommies, every week I have to manually search for the newest episode even though I have notifications for all turned on.
Love the clip w your mom Thom. She reminds me of my GMA. She used to smoke an oz a month! Which doesn't seem like that much today, but back then... My mom's name was Kristy. So yeah this episode hit home. Thanks Guys
Christina is slowly transforming into her final mom form.
that convo sounded like tom was making a deal with his mom
There’s a few more layers of that onion to be pealed
@@romaliwhispers It sounded like she was becoming her mom
She's slowly but surely transforming into the ultimate Karen.
Exclusively talking about 4 topics, most of which are of no interest to other people whatsoever (like her taking a shit)? ✅
Being insanely judgemental of other people, preferrably younger generations? ✅
Being preoccupied with stuff that doesn't have to concern her one bit, like which gender a stranger on TikTok identifies as? ✅
And now the haircut is starting to morph and follow suit as well. It won't be long until she angrily requests to speak to the manager everywhere she goes.
@@Howitchewstofeel5gum nailed it, cool guy
Chrissy P with that 2005 hairdo. You bet your ass I’m coming up in may
Crackle crackle
(in the distance)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHhahH
Here's the deal man
Help me out, which American singer rocked this look the hardest? I can picture it but no name comes to mind.
@@freddie_mvp lol let’s see. You got evanescence, fly leaf, Avril Lavigne, than there’s escape the fate, falling in reverse, hawthorn heights, cute is what we aim fo, the red jumpsuit apparatus....etc lmao if she did heavy eye liner and dyed her hair black, we’d be in the midst of my high school years where emos rocked the scene 😂
"I just smoke joints non-stop" is the best and only answer to 'how do you consume weed to get high?' Well done nadav
Right? 😂 And it’s really strange how they talk about 50 mg of edibles being a lot to start - it’s LITERALLY NOT. Like Nadav said - 10mg is nothing. Like seriously. I never start with less than 500 mg. That’s usually the dose in one whole pack of gummies. I ate three packs (1500 mg) the other week, WHILE smoking joints nonstop 😂 - and I felt like a LITTLE BIT more sleepy/warm n’ fuzzy than normal, but like nothing crazy. 1-200 mg is like a standard starting dose. Not quite sure what’s going on with them lol. Oh well - keep ‘em high and tight! 🤙👌
@@evanprior4131 I grew up in Maine and alcohol was never really my thing so naturally I dove head first into weed. When they were gawking at 50mg edibles I was like uhh do I have a problem?? lol
@@evanprior4131 I mean.. I've got a stupid high tolerance, but even to me that sounds kinda high haha
@@evanprior4131 weed addiction is a thing
The mommies have baby lungs
If only Goth Christine could see midwest mom Christine's hair
@Brian Wood Then let me tell you about her Eastern Block heritage and her 10 years of therapy
@@Cyxz666 lmaooo y’all are too fucking funny 😄
Christina is in embarrassing her eastern blocker golth super cool mom look
I had the exact same thought 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most people forgot about how she was goth.
Christina stole valor and then she stole Justin Bieber’s childhood bangs
Just left a comment comparing her bangs to Bieber, deleted after reading this one😂 so much better than what I came up with hahahaha
This comments section has been an absolute treat to read, thanks.
Stolen childlor
Well chic's are supposed to have bangs and mostly looks good bieber looked like a douche
I’m starting to doubt tinas “goth past” if she is hating on nose rings..sus af
she's a 40 y/o mum now homie... people change.. i used to wear ear n nose rings, now, i CANNOT stand that shit... i understand the basis of yr scepticism but... rock awn my dude.. Brisbane Australia
As a fellow Montgomery, I agree 🤣
dye that hair black and you’ve got yourself a main emo mommy!!
She honestly should
aka a midnight snacc
She reminded me of Zahina Maltana with those bangs
@@ballisticmonkey999 this guy gets it.
god yes
Anytime anyone gets hurt: Tom - "Hilarious!"
When a bald white guy with a beard gets hurt: Tom - "That one made me sad"
I’ve never noticed that but that’s 100% facts. 😂😂😂
That dude on the highway might actually be dead though
@@anduin1 still hilarious
I love Tom really embracing the “I’m guna talk like there’s no consequences” thing
"It's really coming down" in a thunderstorm is such a dad thing to say 🤣
"Can't believe I'm sat here at 9am listening to this waffle." Lyle
Lyle The internet’s new spirit animal
Drink more u need it
Seen as that video is from the UK, it's likely the the person in the comment ment ,
the man in the video is waffleing ,ie speaking at length in a vague or trivial manner,
as apposed to "waffle" being used as an Adjective to describe him.
,,its funny either way though 🤣
@@lamppostinnarnia am bri'ish, can confirm it means babble
So it's not an abbreviated tw-- waffle? 🤣
Christine: nose rings are so trashy!
Also Christine: literally pissed in an adult diaper on camera.
And has bleached blonde hairs.
And burps as hard as she can straight into the mic. In every fucking episode
@@googleuser859 Does she bleach her minge hair? Does the carpet match the drapes?
When the fuck did she piss herself on camera?
@@HAL-9000. a couple weeks ago on Dr. Drew after dark.
Tommy's dadboner during the storm is the cutest thing I've seen in years
He's glowing with homicidal energy, he looks truly happy
Karentina is looking more and more like she might call the cops on enny-one
Was thinking she was bring back Emo. Maybe it's a character for Buns.
Racist..
Underrated comment🤣
I know what you mean - native will go missing and she will report enny-body around
That’s how you know she’s making bank now we just back and wait for her to say but my husband is Hispanic 😹😹😹
Christine needs to be careful, she’s one flannel around the hips away from this being a Wayne’s World parody.
Lmao!
Spot on
I'm dead lmao.
I love it.
Christina looking like Garth from Wayne’s world
Yup
More like chris gaines
More like chris gaines
I got so excited when I read that, I did a whole-ass Ryan Sickler laugh-squeal.
OMG
I turn into a telescope when I see Christina’s new haircut
She melt me everyday
Crackle crackle
Weirdest ppl
@@19Burgandy you're not one of us
@@19Burgandy but you can be jeans
Christine’s “Why did that bum me out? I feel sad.” really got me.
I'm all stiff from staring at Crystal's haircut
Christina P., a professional comedian who loves fart jokes: "I'm worried no one will take me seriously with a nose ring."
Girl, please... 😏
It would certainly make her more attractive
😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Forgetting she was the biggest advocate and user of the fart mic
Tom’s actual disdain for rats stems from the Rat King himself
TheoGate is alive again!
Well then why does he keep going to that dank hole where rats have been?
I was waiting for Top Dog to pat Tim on the back when Tim was watching the thunderstorm and say ("isn't that nice there buddy")
I was laughing so hard at tommy being a typical dad showing his followers the lightning as if they have never seen it 😂😂 love you mommies keep em high n tight
I think the “this is my alpha” “mess with my pack” people have GOT to be a group home or something. I don’t know if I’ve said it before, it’s what I think a lot of these are. Like assisted living group homes for semi independent.... toks
Nah this dude is on tik tok on a private account. Its demon_wolf8895 hes just a really weird dude with a really weird family
@@Scloopinan if its private, im gonna bet its some kind of alter reality or live role-play thing, like broke furries or something
i love how tom lets "Christine" onto his show every week, what a great guy
give her a break guys 😂
she just got a big break with this feature
@@daleoriane6974
He’s not calling him a waffle, In England, somebody who’s waffling on or “ having a waffle” is somebody who’s saying a load of shit and isn’t making sense, “what a load of waffle” is basically what a load of nonsense
So waffles are loads
SO I love loads
Well guess I'm gay
American muppets eehh
But waffles are, quite frankly, the opposite of a load of nonsense and the best “load of shit” I’ve ever had. Wtf mate!? 😆
Hang on waffles are good tho
@@Jordanfromtexas stop waffling on
Tom has a fetish for early 2000’s women in their twenties.
Don’t we all
22 year olds never go out of style
Dude I was in my late teens during in the early 2000's, and I absolutely don't blame them. Dude 20 year olds were so much more "edgy" and exciting lol.
@@ParkerReidTims this
T Bunz smiling like he got milked before this
Sees YMH upload - *ERECTION ACHIEVED*
I turn into a telescope
In 4 strokes
The hendawg mix is bomb
Erection Fucking Achieved
If your homeless or straight from jail...
best opener ever. Tim crying laughing over the intro looking at Chrissy. good times.
UK Slang helpline: waffle isn’t a name for a person, it refers to talking, like when someone is talking shit, it’s waffle, like I’m waffling on rn
ya swap waffle
Can’t believe I’m reading this waffling on 😹😹😹
And then there is the blue waffle
You absolute waffle lord
@@blainebrown8824 LUL
as an Englishman: they're not calling him a waffle! Waffling is speaking nonsense! His awesome speech was the waffle in question.
Indeed.
I'm just waiting for the "Piss Spots: Tom Segura Edition" segment.
God i miss piss spots, we need a new episode
Who would have thought that having liquid browns at 9am would lead me to this.
Beautiful
they need to read this comment, tom needs this information
Chrissy, just get a magnetic nose ring. All of the fun for Timmy, none of the commitment for you.
Great idea
Its not the asthetic. Its the intent. Fake piercing? My pp sad.
Good ☝🏽 jeans
You bet I’m coming up in May
Tim's new web series: "Comedian in Car Pissing in Bottles"
"Whatever nerd shit Chris is into". I felt personally attacked.
she's gonna eat her words when her sons are old enough to play video games.
Nerd shit is the worst.
Who is Chris
@@a.k.4o he is Chris.
@@Kryozzzzz57 would be willing to bet she doesn't allow it
Christine looks like she just audtioned for the role of Garth in Wayne's world 3
excellent
Shaaaawing
If you’re gonna spew- spew into thisss
" How come we're not finding fingerprints at the scene? " fucking hilarious. Footprint.
Christines transition into Garth from Wayne’s World is almost complete! Party on mommies!
“Im not a cow” while laying on the couch next to a giant bottle of ranch.
While dressed in cow colors
I like how she went directly to cow hahahah
Also, no one's eating. Why tf is there ranch still on the table
@@jeremysilva7699 Sillygoose, every one knows ranch tastes extra "ranchy" if you leave it around in room temp for it to start going rotten.
Ranch is good for your blood.
Christa- "its my money too" everyone else- "is it?"
"Waffle" is not the guy. "Waffle" is what he's talking.
To “waffle on” is what he’s doing too :)
“If you won’t eat my scrum at least cut some bangs and get a nose ring.”
Christina looking like Johnny Knoxville
When people from the UK say “listen to this waffle” we’re not calling the person a waffle. It basically means “listening to all of this nonsense”
I've never heard this saying and I'm intrigued
can confirm
@Hun Bun well basically you sniff it and it makes ur hole loose hahahaha
@@discgolfinrude haha yeah if your mate is talking rubbish just say “load of waffle that mate”
I don’t get it. Waffles are awesome
Kierstyn looking like a chemo patient that they wouldn’t give a better wig too.
This made me laugh
This made me fart
Omg yes
Tom pronounces “Valentines” like “Valentimes”. There’s no m in there Tom.
The guy who wrote in about his sexuality deserves all the silver and gold for that high and tight ending.
I watch Tim and Tina as soon as they upload because I live life 365
keep featherin it brother
Wooooooo!!! 🤣
I like that
Give it a year
When I saw this comment I turned into a telescope
‘Waffle’ refers to the chatter itself, the ‘waffler’ is the insult. Basically someone who never stops talking but never says anything of meaning. I know this because I am one... defo not this guy at all, he’s speaking truth. love you all chomos
Tommy boy needs Christina's hair. Karen transformation kit.
Texas mommy here. The mommies helped so much watching them through the cold. Was able to find laughter though it. We love y’all!
I want Chrissytina to wear her goth get up one day. I’d literally die. She’s forever my top mommy.
can’t believe it’s 7:30 am and I’m sat here driving to work listening to this absolute waffle
I feel like Tom will really like the movie "The House that Jack Built."
I can see him laughing like it's a comedy. I'd pay for him to react to but I know it'll never happen.
Ehhhhh with what happens to the kids, I think he'd sit that one out.
@@alexamick6644 lol
Jack was just living life 365, Tom understands that more than anyone.
I was laughing in it haha
The hidden valley ranch on that coffee table adds a layer of charm to that woman that makes me absolutely ADORE HER! Tell him sis ❤️
Me: "private citizens don't need AR-15s"
Me watching the package thief "weeeeellllll, maybe I was wrong."
"Private citizens don't need AR-15s" is a fine opinion to have. It doesn't mean people shouldn't be able to own them, though.
@@clintonleonard5187 I'm sorry that it's not obvious that I'm not interested in debating gun control in the comment section of a RUclips video.
@@erinr650 I'm sorry you thought I was debating.
@@clintonleonard5187 maybe do a better job expressing yourself next time
You guys are both r worded
Just a warning, don’t drink any water when you hear the words “big titted animal”
I spat my toothpaste all over my bathmat this morning because of that bit. I had to tell my wife that it wasn't cum, just Tim making me laugh.
The joy Tommy feels at the end of the opening clip is astounding
My wife is already jealous of Mommy Tina's perfect teeth, now she wants that haircut. Keep feathering it Christine!
Give it a year
It’s a teenage girl haircut, it’ll get old fast.
These were my dream bangs in high school haha
She has veneers
Her teeth aren't real, Tom is the teeth champ
James Corden looks a bit different in the opening clip
But sounds the same...
@@BXBZ88 TRUE LOL
52:50 I don't remember the last time Tom reacted with such a genuine disdain when he learned about a topic. Lol. I love them both so much.
I’m so happy someone finally talked about the jewblins from Harry Potter.
Fuck, this is the earliest I’ve seen the mommies in a hot minute!
Come on over for Moose Soup!
Give it a year
i’m glad that Tim got some relief that doesn’t involve murdering Nadav. He seems very happy
Can't believe I'm sitting here at 730 am listening to this waffle.
" Every man's accomplishment is so that a woman will touch his D " - Best quote ever!
I'm asexual
That's one of the most true statements I've ever heard.
@@SocialGore You think you were always or did something happen? serious question sorry if it's offensive
@@chrism45 I'm a highly evolved being of light
Ya hona, my point of privilege is through the roof right now.
Did Ennie get black history month off
Nah he just on black people time.
@@treyjetson5320 LMAO!!!!
If "Footprints" isn't in theaters by next summer I will be pissed the f off.
Garth from Wayne's World + Jess from New Girl = Christina from Tik Tok
“Waffle” is another word for speaking. Not that he is a waffle...
please excuse this dumb toks
Christina: “Won”, “Simularly”, “Norsk”, “Flamatory”...I rest my case 😂
don't forget at 14:23 she said parcel instead of parse
Simularly made me wince.
Taking bets on when Chrispina calls the cops on a black man bird watching in the park
Won't leave the house after he dumps clips in her
Christina looks like if Brie Larson fell into a coma for 15 years, then woke up.
Just want to say, I’m ready to have a silly goose time once again my babies
Me too. We need a proper, silly goose time again.😁
Feels like a whole new world ahead of us after seeing his face again tbh
Just imagine we get Chris, Bryan, Brendan on tfatk again 🥲
"Move b- get outta my f-n way, it's black history month!!"
It's ok to fuckin curse in the comments man. You don't have to censor yourself. Shit.
You know thats ennie around the office
It’s refreshing to hear a little more of Native’s laugh over the hot mic... Also, they should send him to fellow comedian’s special recordings to spice up the audience reactions!
"She was a BOWSER" made me cackle out loud
When I see the upload notification I turn into a telescope.
“Waffle” means someone’s chatting away with not much substance. You don’t call someone a waffle, what they say is waffle, they are waffling. 😇🧐
The opening energy is awesome today . Never seen Tom laugh into the intro song before
The insecurity on christina gets more and more intense each episode
King Ian Moore has officially gone global. All hail the King 👑
“He probably works at gringotts” might be my new favorite saying!
Is Christina ok? A woman only gives herself bangs in crisis
Wut lol? Bangs are sexy. No one wants to see your five head
No, she is getting ready for her trip to Africa.
It is Pandi hair.. modelled on Toms favourite sex-wig.
@@line6peavey its a common joke that women give themselves bangs or drastic hair cuts when having a mental crisis.
You dont like jokes?
cause your humor is shit if you just insult people when you dont get a joke. You dont even know what i look like. Grow up n laugh a lil.
If Christina is worried about how Tom would react if she got a nose ring, imagine how he'd react if she said she wanted to get her belly button pierced. He'd lose his mind!
I love how there were 2 sets of youtube ads during the ad reads.
Mommies ain't stingy with the ads.
Does the scroll to the end trick still work?
Clip on nose ring Tina, matches your wig
Tom wanting Christiana to look 24 year old Christiana. I dig it.
TaTa There Chomo. I missed you mommies. It’s been a whole week
Crackle crackle
@@jjay__ you ever seen Pearl Jam? Live?
@@niteshade8546 are you pulsing?
@@jjay__ we met in comment section and we are both fans of a different show that we both miss and can't wait for it to come back....*In a boys dream*
NOT THE BAYANGGG
People keep roasting Christina's hair, but she honestly looks so much younger now
Im a fan!
It's odd. I'm conflicted.
Is that the new slang, “He looks like he works at gringotts.”? 😂
The reverb of the booth laughing 👌🏼
Holy shit that reporter looks just like christina
I legitimately thought it was a deepfake
Imagining dad mode Tom investigating the house for possible rat holes makes me laugh.
Pretty sure RUclips does not want me to watch the Mommies, every week I have to manually search for the newest episode even though I have notifications for all turned on.
Same
You must break the will of the algorithm. Try searching for horrific things so YMH becomes child's play in comparison. It worked for me 😎 *guitar riff
@@DelightfulDissident ahahahah
@@DelightfulDissident Now there's a cool guy
Get a profile picture, the Tube doesn't respect your gangster.
Christina’s hair just yelled at me for messing up her order
"Are there 2 pumps or 3 pumps of Sugar free Vanilla in this??? I ASKED FOR 2!!!"
Love the clip w your mom Thom. She reminds me of my GMA. She used to smoke an oz a month! Which doesn't seem like that much today, but back then... My mom's name was Kristy. So yeah this episode hit home. Thanks Guys
“Good friend of mine just got out” real ones know who he’s talking about
The real convicts?
Who?
Bobby
I hope he finds that hat from 6 years ago
Maybe cuz he said his name?