I binge watched YMH today... Why is Christina so comfortable fat shaming? She hasn't been thin since she was on Road Rules an eon ago. Also, she wasn't funny then either. She married funny. If a dude did that to women on a big platform they'd be cancelled. Or accused of rape. Or otherwise persecuted for stating the obvious...
No one else I know listens to YMH. All my inside jokes go unappreciated. Just wanted to say I love you mommies ❤️ this community is the best, I always feel so understood here lol
Poor Christina just wants Tom to have any boundaries when she goes on her date with the king😂😂 but Tom is like “have at it. Do whatever you’d like”😂😂😭😭
Oh Christina, my queen above 18. I listen to you at work and there is something so wonderfully great about you... just a single 34 year old. No kids, never married, clean as a whistle just crushing on you as a person...thanks for being great. Xoxo. (I don’t live with my parents anymore)
52:29 I've never seen Tom groove out so much as this, I hope to see more of this side of him as I go through the episodes. I love it, I love them. Team Jeans baby!
It's morbidly obese, and my doctor legitimately told me yesterday, "wow 20 pounds heavier than last time, but hey now you can get the vaccine earlier." I swear to god.
Weight is super easy for me to get off as long as I am not addicted to food at the time I should be fine to shed a ton of weight feel great and keep it off
Bert speaking at all bothers me. I like YMH a lot but I don’t really like 2 Bears, & I’m not wild about Bort’s stand up. Just being UH hundred percent real. Tom is funny, talented, & not totally Tik Tok’d like Brent Chrysler is.
What annoys me is how bert titles his podcasts. For instance Bobby Lee and ME, Corey Taylor and ME. Etc. It's like a kid bringing a guest for show and tell
grasskingdoms is dope, but the hendawg version of tony johns is just a smidge doper- still big ups to grasskingdoms + fart simpson though- you still get a lease and a key
@@rosebud1878 I knew from the 1st episode of YMH I watched that it was too long. Then Christina spoke up and said so and got shot down and Tom made it longer. Ugggh. So I either grit and bear it or ff that shit. Only complaint of the podcast.
They did. They're still chasing. They're so sweaty by now.. If you listen very closely late at night, you can hear the tok'd giggles coming from the hills.
40:59 I have tears streaming down my face after Tom saying, “With the knife and the Pepsi.” Like a fucking game of Clue! In the library with the candle stick! 😂😂😂
I want to thank Todd and Christine for giving light to the neopronoun community!!! I finally have the courage to come out to my family and friends! I have emailed everyone I know to tell them that I now identify as Uncle Popcorn.
Can you blame him? Haha I'd have to agree with Tom on this one.... The only reason that anyone would choose Fed Smoker is because they know it's an impossible premise due to Fed Smoker's death. If he were still with us and it was a real world possibility, answers would likely be different
Christina is correct, the lady that took the kick from the cow is speaking portuguese with brasilian accent. "Nossa Senhora!" stands for "Virgin Mary!"
Literally just finished making my Unkle Shine song right before starting this episode. Just Lemme Eatcha, One Time. Ai-yai-yai!
You fucking God. Keep bringing us heat that’s high and tight.
Hey! Its Hendawg!
omfg!! we don’t deserve you!! ❤️
You're doing the Lords work, son.
HAY! ITS HENNNDAWWWG
Those mommy bangs are getting me there in 4 strokes
If only she had a nose ring
Show me where it spits
Gotta practice sharpening that sword
Dude I’m done at the smile n shit, she fine af
#hawtmom ALERT!
my YMH addiction is getting out of hand
I got a problem baybeee
Where’s your member badge then chomo
Welcome to the family
At what point are we legally disabled 🤣
You better put your addiction back in your hand!
“You’ve never been as fat as Nadav”
Nadav: “Nice.”
“I love working here.”
Perfect delivery
@@jeremiaha5167 still gets me to this day
The “glass of whiskey” clip is actually a call back to an old vine, i feel old and young at the same time lol
yeah, the original is 100% what they're missing in their life. hope to see it on the pod lmao.
LMFAOOOOO
I remember it from a Tosh.0 episode.
i’m so mad they don’t understand it 😩 bout to send an angry email and yell at nadav for not being hip enough 🥺
Here's the deal man
“Is Bert considered severely obese?” Uh-Hundred Percent
Never forget the racist profanities he's been spewing for years
thats so much sugar
I binge watched YMH today... Why is Christina so comfortable fat shaming? She hasn't been thin since she was on Road Rules an eon ago. Also, she wasn't funny then either. She married funny. If a dude did that to women on a big platform they'd be cancelled. Or accused of rape. Or otherwise persecuted for stating the obvious...
@@Deemzdaddy Obesity is racist.
@@static1362 iiiij
“Would you be the one who chases?”
Tom, sadly: “no, i can’t run yet.”
In due time cool guy.
Up late girlfriends asleep I'm getting high eating chicken nuggets in the kitchen laughing soo hard to these toks I'm going to choke to death
did ya make it buddy
I'll be honest. Sounds like a dream evening to me, buddy.
Turn off auto-play so Joey Diaz doesn't wake you both up 4hrs from now. Trust me.
Haha appreciate you guys , glad you enjoyed my content @1:06:53
"whooooo, YOU GOT IT" 😂
Nothing but appreciation here.
That was hu-larious
Youre a fucking legend!!
You are definitely following proto, brother.
Nadav: "no, I heard you."
Made me laugh so hard.
We need merch with nadavs face on it that says "straight outta gringots"
Or it just says "severely obese"
Obese for medical reasons
severely obese is fire!!!!
"Straight outta Gringotts" is cracking me up
That no fade side burns needs to be feathered, brother!
Tim looking more like Hard Rock Nick every episode
It's bothersome to look at lmao.
It looks badly
I thought I was the only one that saw that lol
It was bothering me so much
Does anyone else see Josh Potter and instantly hear the girl crying in your head?
Jesus. Christ. I can’t imagine that being what pops into peoples head when seeing someone hahaha gotta be a damper on the hot box slaying
@@antiwhatever5391 I mean he does start every one of his podcasts with it, he’s done this too himself lol
@@antiwhatever5391 Looks like we're gonna ruin you just yet! Welcome to the family son 🤝
Unfortunately i just hear a single Quief
Just seeing/hearing his name 😂😂
Josh having his own show is great, but he definitely thrives in this setting. Potter talking to the mommies is by far my favourite part of any show. x
i disagree, i kinda cant stand him lol
@@Ajs2512 I'll be honest. I used to be the same. But things I don't like in the beginning often are the things I grow to like the most.
Right. He is his own funny. He makes Tom laugh like no one else. He adds to everything
No one else I know listens to YMH. All my inside jokes go unappreciated. Just wanted to say I love you mommies ❤️ this community is the best, I always feel so understood here lol
Same
Love you, Jeans!
i'll be your YMH freind!!....we can watch the show together!!....I'm in the boat....I know nobody thats even heard of the Jeans!!
@@dangerrusss6996You certainly have all the ingredients to be in the cool guy club!
Josh’s optometrist was like “imma turn you into a telescope”
Dead 😂
Lmfao
That was actually pretty funny. Good job mommy
@@nicksandalis553 thanks jeans
So I guess no LASIK for him
The diesel Jean thing was a whole lane online. There's probably thousands of people doing that exact bit.
Yessir, it’s from the days of Vine.
Same with both the guy and the phrase at 2:07:21
Yeah I remember the original from vine.
When Christina had her coughing fit the “ if your gonna cough, leave the room” drop would of been perfect lmao
Yeah, it would have been perfect.
Anybody else notice the tick that Christina has where she writes a note down and dramatically circles it?
Yes I have thought it was just me lol and she always rubs her nose
Yeah I’ve emailed asking about it with no reply’s. Maybe if more of us do and ask it will get through
A lot of us have ticks. In fact, a lot of us have tourettes. We just don't have the 3000 hours of video footage to find it.
@@Spawn303 #Circlegate
@@Jack-cw8bw perfect!
1. I can't believe there is more FedSmoker footage
2. That Tony Johns song was so good. what an amazing episode, love you guys
I'd say I'm coming up in May, but I'm already here chomos!
It's actually "I'm coming up in me" but they always say it wrong
Stolen valor!
@@melissasalsbury4705 90% of the comments are some low and loose jeans stealing valor.
WHOLLEEEEEEE white baby bruh, on the VYDRIA HIGHWAY
Fiiigerraal 😆
Fifth gerry haigh way
Parents aint showed up yet bruh
We dunn callontime and his parents still ain't shown up YET!
i quote that clip so much lmao
"I got a DUI baby" forever stuck in my head.
The last Pulani of Guam just got one too.
WOOOOOOOO!
Hendawg has a version that’s a banger
Baybeeeeee
This and, "No acupuncture no more. No acupuncture no more. No acupuncture no more."
I 'WOOOooooh Babyyyy' in my head every other day on average, and out loud once a week or more.
"I'm all sorts of pretzeled up about this." That's a funny a line.
You should have time stamped it.
@@JorgesUsername your right George
“Your not as fat as Nadav” that shit hurt even me
I'm here for that jalapeno/chicken/bacon/steak pizza!
Hell yeah
Lemme eatcha!
Morning Jeans 👖
Mornin jean
Good morning Mr Hardy👖
hey mommy
Top of the mornin jean
Good morning my Jeans above 18
Poor Christina just wants Tom to have any boundaries when she goes on her date with the king😂😂 but Tom is like “have at it. Do whatever you’d like”😂😂😭😭
Oh Christina, my queen above 18. I listen to you at work and there is something so wonderfully great about you... just a single 34 year old. No kids, never married, clean as a whistle just crushing on you as a person...thanks for being great. Xoxo. (I don’t live with my parents anymore)
52:29 I've never seen Tom groove out so much as this, I hope to see more of this side of him as I go through the episodes. I love it, I love them. Team Jeans baby!
Tom is my alpha so if you wanna mess with me, well HE trained me
That’s the most powerbottom thing ever said.
I'll be his bear bottom anytime He's the personality champ!!
I don't understand what you mean but it sounds gay
Pp
It's morbidly obese, and my doctor legitimately told me yesterday, "wow 20 pounds heavier than last time, but hey now you can get the vaccine earlier." I swear to god.
Congrats?
Sounds like something Tim Dillon would say.
Oh good you're 20lbs closer to death and now take this unknown substance the government made!
@@dontbetreadin4777 for real hahaha
@@dontbetreadin4777 I find it hilarious people make these comments considering most overweight people live to a regular age.
When I see Josh Potter I turn into a vermin infested telescope.
When I see Josh Potter, I mistake his glasses for telescopes...
“I could get out of severely obese in a few weeks”
The j is tok’d
Weight is super easy for me to get off as long as I am not addicted to food at the time I should be fine to shed a ton of weight feel great and keep it off
It’s different for everyone and genetics play an effect
The "pick up artist" is a comedian on tik tok and it's just one of many characters he does.. main mommy not doing her research!
@Jo Rogan wrong answer bucko
youre all r-words.
On the thumbnail, Tom looks like he is laying an egg.
or taking a shit
Burt talks with that, wet lisp...makes him say stuff like, “massadge”.🤷♂️😂
Bert speaking at all bothers me. I like YMH a lot but I don’t really like 2 Bears, & I’m not wild about Bort’s stand up. Just being UH hundred percent real. Tom is funny, talented, & not totally Tik Tok’d like Brent Chrysler is.
What annoys me is how bert titles his podcasts. For instance Bobby Lee and ME, Corey Taylor and ME. Etc. It's like a kid bringing a guest for show and tell
It's a slur caused by xanax... I know bc I get bitched at when I take mine and get "Mouthy"
Finally someone else thinks this! Or words that have “cl” in them, it’s all wet
@@emmaking6121 it's all wet??? Lol. You'd ask me to stay to your house for tree dayzz my babii
Nothing like a new episode of the number won podcast in the game to start off the morning. Tah tah there tik toks
*Wahn
Juan*
hwon
Christina laughing at 4:09 is priceless and made my day.
Hendawg's "I Got a DUI Baby" bangs WAY WAY HARDER
Exactly my thoughts
HENDAWG’S DUI song is WAY better than the Tony Jon’s collab!!
I appreciate the compliment jeans, but grasskingdoms and fart Simpson still killlled that song 🙌
Hendawg is like five steps above the rest, god bless that man and his constant bangers.
@@sirforsa thank you sir 🙏
I listen to Hendawg's entire YMH catalog once every couple of weeks. So good...
@@HendawgMusic hey. It’s Hendawg!
This channel brings me UNLIIIIIMITED joy.
A lot of cuts and edits when Christine started talking about J's...
I thought something was up, but I wasnt sure. Thought I was trippin!
She's a high key trashcan. But I'm here for it.
Was listening to the first hundred episodes recently and she dropped the n word two times. She's not following proto
she truly gives no f's
id expect nothing less from an unwashed Hungo
grasskingdoms is dope, but the hendawg version of tony johns is just a smidge doper- still big ups to grasskingdoms + fart simpson though- you still get a lease and a key
Im gonna have " i got a DUI babeeeee! DUI babeeeee DDDUI babeeeee!" Stuck in my head all day lol thanks 👖!
Christina needs to watch "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer".
The scariest acting performance iv ever seen. Could barely get through that movie..
Unc Shine is louisiana gold. We must protect him at all costs.
The laughter from the other room is what kills me every time.
30 min in, this episode is the one to beat in '21 for me. Perfectly, top-notch hilarity. Please accept that challenge YMH!
53:00
Tom and CP tearin it up on the dancefloor
Good Morning My Kings And Queens Above 18!!!
Come on... Open them eyes up. I got your breakfast ready.
H5ood morning queen, I made you breakfast.
Get those feet on the ground cmon...
It's only a good morning if one hears, a Quief to start the morning. 😉
Get your coffee... Some eggs... Come on
"she murdered five women and an infant". Imagine this being your first ymh podcast 😂😂
It is😭😭😭
@@paulinelamadrid6104 😂😂😂 welcome - it'll only go downhill from here. Before long you'll be calling your S/O a "big titted animal"
@@paulinelamadrid6104 welcome to the club
absolute goofball of a lady
@@Dog3D yea a reallll knucklehead
It would be hilarious if without Christina knowing they added 30 seconds to the intro song she'd probably walk out LOL
That shit is already way to long
@@rosebud1878 ikr😆
They did it way longer before when they first moved to this studio
@@rosebud1878 I knew from the 1st episode of YMH I watched that it was too long. Then Christina spoke up and said so and got shot down and Tom made it longer. Ugggh. So I either grit and bear it or ff that shit. Only complaint of the podcast.
@@nasigeorgopoulos4075 I remember that lol. And there were a couple episodes she brought it up 😆
Christine: "She looks like someone i went to high school with."
Tim: "Yeah but she's hot though"
I imagine Tom busting through the door after being on the road and saying "I'm comin to get that boOoOoty!"
I already watched this without ads, but I just love seeing where it spits
A man of culture
Listen to you two with ya fancy French: "garadge" or "garage." It's a car hole.
LOL
Truck bunk
Love a good syzslak reference
More Sizlak...classic reference sir🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥
CHOWDAH!
“and diesel jeans” was an old vine he was referencing 😉
Initially heard “and these lil jeans”
@@davidallenpoe LMAO
Tom’s “Uhh” after chrystals js comment 😂😂😂
That guy going off on the plane is how I imagine Ari travels.
Last time I was this early the king didn’t care if you were above 18
That craigslist post is about 5 years old now. I really hope that they found the right someone to chase.
They did. They're still chasing. They're so sweaty by now.. If you listen very closely late at night, you can hear the tok'd giggles coming from the hills.
it was actually posted by comedian Cole Hersch! Really funny dude. Hope he lived the dream
2+ years in and I just found out Christina wasn’t an only child
She acts like one
She has a whole tribe
It's called narcissism
Did you know she was goth? She almost never brings it up
Also doesn't like to bring up how her family had money.
"Here I sit, broken-hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted." Read that great poem on a restroom stall in the 90s.
YMH should do a live show that ends in a rave featuring all of their top musical fans.
I'm having an anxiety attack just looking at PB&J's lady's teeth.
Also, the blood don't stink.
Yea the dark spots in between each on the bottom row, really fucked me up.
Yeah i gotta floss, real bad.
I've been meaning to comment on this for years: I really love how Christine pronounces "pizza" as "peedza".
I say "peet-za" like a real ricardo
Damn son Christina's new look is turning me into a real cool guy. AY YA YAA
Those bangs have my standing attention.
That "are you gonna cry" Tok deserves to be clipped for drops. Made me laugh harder than anything this episode 😂
40:59 I have tears streaming down my face after Tom saying, “With the knife and the Pepsi.” Like a fucking game of Clue! In the library with the candle stick! 😂😂😂
I wonder how R worded Tina’s notes are considering literally everything important is on Tim’s laptop 🧐
They say: tiktok, brown, eastern Europe.
@@firstnamelastname180 tribe, shrink etc
Goth phase, *puts hand on chest* "My... Tribe.", Therapy.
@@firstnamelastname180 dont forget Goth
Week 593: I’m realizing Christina is not always very PC
Its legit crazy like I'm not pc culture and think it's ridiculous at times but christina need to chill sometimes lol
Lmao
it's such a breath of fresh air tbh
You should see her say the n word in the 340’s lol
For real, I would turn into a telescope if YMH released an official YMH Music Compilation. I'd try it out.
“Ya know what’s a banana split? Huh??Well we gonn use ya booty!” - when she asks me what kind of food I want to get on our first date.
Guess what you going to put me asleep
Where can I watch that video. What's his channel
This was one of the best episodes I’ve seen. Holy shit. Happy women’s month mommies.
Just had a Nightmeer where I ate pizza drafted by Nadav while watching Drumline.
Unliiiimited trauma
I feel like Kim Ahn here with all you "gentlemen" this morning!
The woman with Fedsmoker is pretty much how I picture the Moose Soup Lady.
You guys are doing good!
I havnt made it to this part of the show. But now I'm a telescope in anticipation.
Here the deal man thats her the moose soup lady
Gotta love the mockery of "massadge" when they're pronouncing "won" as "juan"
I want to thank Todd and Christine for giving light to the neopronoun community!!! I finally have the courage to come out to my family and friends! I have emailed everyone I know to tell them that I now identify as Uncle Popcorn.
I'll be scalping tickets at Tim's J-Along arena venue.
I'll be coming, that's right
What is she writing during the start of every show??? Notes to bring up with Tom's psychiatrist?
I stand with Tom. The crew was tocked today, Watch my parents without question.
Tom pleasse come to Minnesota!! We love you!!!
Nadav should not be allowed to call Tom “bud” only Dad.
Dui baby song is getting sent to all my friends with dui’s
Hey Tom, how about you fade those side burns ya creep 😂
Has he always have them not faded? I just noticed them
@@andeezysosleezy nah, I dont think they normally look like that. Must have done it himself lol
That's where it spits.
that song drop was incredible. i laughed so much love you guys!
That fedsmoker video is on the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder, CO. Right in front of the Court House. Sko Buffs
Bryan Callen shaving his eyebrows was an interesting vid
That fed smoker was like joker meets Harley Quinn.
The meth version of the clown Prince
That’s country Wayne on that perfect TikTok shot from the plane, he’s a content creator/ influencer.
I love laughing with you guys...what an amazing show!!
The Tom's Hair story arc is one of the best
Tom didn't like that Christina would bone fed smoker lol kept trying to get her to change her answer
Can you blame him? Haha I'd have to agree with Tom on this one.... The only reason that anyone would choose Fed Smoker is because they know it's an impossible premise due to Fed Smoker's death. If he were still with us and it was a real world possibility, answers would likely be different
@@asmoneyp32 and Tina’s a Tok.😁
Let's not leave out the boys in the booth taking shots too like a terminator gun.
You don’t come back the same after Fed, Tim knows this
He only came so hot at the Smoker because he got embarrassed admitting he would watch his dad J his D.
Christina is correct, the lady that took the kick from the cow is speaking portuguese with brasilian accent. "Nossa Senhora!" stands for "Virgin Mary!"
ruclips.net/video/6cTnXX-8agI/видео.html
@J. Ørn boas!
Boa playlist de crust!
That bald head is shining BRIGHT
Thank god he has a nice shaped head right? Doesn't even have the fat roll in the back 😆
Yes yes and yes! Some of my fave Mommies! Happy Friday Jeans!
Tony good job having Christine grow out the bangs, looking AMAZE