Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.597
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.
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Tom and Christina talking about moving to Austin with the same energy as when your parents say nothings going to change when they get divorced
meanwhile our brother josh potter gets put up for adoption
You know they are banking episodes heavy based on that energy
@@spyczech UH HUNDRED percent. They even jokes about it when Two Bears did Bad Friends. Tom and Bert are probably stocking-piling episodes through like late June right now.
or when one of the parents get remarried...
@Chi Rungo And that they're moving there to save money on taxes when they're not even in the tax bracket it applies to lol
After this ep it's undeniable. Fedsmoker is the Coolest of all the Cool Guys. R.I.P Father Cock.
Keep featherin it in heaven...or hell or whatever
@@firstnamelastname180 I like to think he drives the souls of the damned across the plain of hades in the fed-mobile.
How did he die?
@@janivandyke594 piss jug in hand and hate in his heart.
@@janivandyke594 OD, almost certainly. They found him in his infamous car on the side of a road
FedSmoker is Dog the Bounty Hunter if he never got a television show lol
Psssh Dog wishes haha
I kid I kid, this comment is spot on
Careful, Gath is a Dog the bounty hunter fan. I’ve heard he watches a lot of wrestling, and can fight!
Facts
At least you tried to make a joke
Tom getting genuinely upset about his ruined sneeze is gold
Tim & Chrissie: "We're moving but all the shows are staying the same"
Josh Potter: (weeps)
Pretty sure Josh said he was moving also.
Omfg I cannot wait for hendawg to fuck up that fed smoker video that’s literal gold
!!!!!!!
And 1:40:30
Yay its Hendawg
Fart Simpson for life
Word
My mom called me a knuckle head recently, and i said "Did you just compare me to Hitler?"
At least she didn’t call you a goofball like mine did :(
Lmao!!!
Every Hitler is a knuckle head, but, not every knuckle head is a Hitler
Reminds me of that tragedy. That Albert Fish was a real jerk!
You know, that Albert Fish was grey, both in appearance and demeanor
Words cannot express how much I miss the almighty FedSmoker.
Feather it in peace brother
One of the only genuinely entertaining parts of YMH
How you get a job here
@@joshuaaldaco8438 You know what....you're fired bud.
@@Jake_IBS touch my camera threw the fence
Tom and Christina saying everything is fine means everything is falling apart and we're having two christmases now.
If she fucks up one more sneeze they may be living in separate states.
These solo episodes feel like the two friends you have that are a couple just explaining the same stories you've heard for years
Do you like your life , Jenny?
Christina steals another sneeze and Tom is going to become Emperor of the Cool Guy Club.
This was the funniest bit of the episode for me. Purposefully annoying someone you love is my favorite kind of humor.
I was going to like your comment but it’s at 69
@@shunone6553 Why thank you. How very considerate.
I absolutely Adore the look on Christina's face when she genuinely pisses off Tom
Same here!
Time stamp???
Time stamp?
1:37:20
4th time rewinding the RPC song already. BANGER
Same! It’s the fkn best!
Lol I had it in repeat too. That’s awesome
I think u mean 4th stroke 😉
You can probably fake mouth the lyrics better than Tom and Tina already. That was super cringey to see.
Its a legit song
Please god we need an episode of Tom dressed in one of those deep v neck cloth shirts with a crystal necklace and a pony tail wig, but its still bald on the top.
ruclips.net/video/i4X-yHA6pfc/видео.html
I think that's called a tunic.
Kristy really pissing Tim off with that sneeze shit had me hurting from laughing “I hope you have a bad day and a bad rest of the week.” 😂 😂😂
Imagine if the RPC song charted on Billboard
It’s honestly better than anything in the top 10 right now.
If This changes his name to Maryland Manson the song will go top ten.
@@swoosh6085 Maryland Manson 💀
Dead ass has post malone vibes, honestly could lol
Let’s make it happen
Titstina Patitski
Yuge!
Is that hungarian?
Slavo-Mongolian milk mounds!
@@Nickydeee definitely an eastern block tribe thing
🐷💩⛷
Christina calling attention to Tom's sneeze is a cry for help showing his verbal abuse lmao
You mean her verbal abuse, how dare she do Tim like that 🤬
timestamp?
@@zackerick4753 1:37:20
@Tyler Yeager jeeeesus Christ... You’re a really cool guy
At first i felt bad for her, but then she said “so are you gonna see your shrink this week”. Even more underhanded then fucking up his sneeze. She loves to tell him to ask his shrink about certain things. Tim should institute the 120 lb rule on her.
As a biologist, when I see the "point of privilege" video all I can think of is imagining these guys telling a lion in the wild "your roar is triggering and your threat of violence is also triggering to my anxie---" and then the lion eats him because nature DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. If you don't belong there, don't go.
Hilarious!
Goddamn, FedSmoker been putting out more posthumous hits than Tupac!
This newest fedsmoker video made me realize that he is definitely related to alex jones. Maybe a cousin or something.
FedSmoker's double agent status is what got Alex into Bohemian Grove breh
Piss Spots and the Aye-Aye-Aye guy, were his confidential informants.
Definitely on the InfoWars Neck-Thickening Salve
Alex Jones is the government experiment they created from fedsmoker
Technically everybody is at minimum 50th cousins with everybody else.
Goodmorning my Kings and Queens above 18, get those feet on the ground now, Cmon now get yourself some coffee. Maybe some breakfast and remember you have yourself a good day my Queens and kings above 18. And remember don't be stingy eat some scrum today!
That’s where it spits
Only for you my King!
Thanks King
What’s that?
If you were the REAL king this would have been 9x longer!
Let's all take a moment to congratulate Native for hitting his goal weight of 355lb.
If Nadav is 5'11" as he says, he had to be 295 for a 40 BMI
PLEASE..... 💀
morbid obesity has never looked better on someone
Congrats navive
Good job Yatov!!
Guys, we're 4 eps from 600! You guys are doing good!!
Come down later for moose soup
I think it’s funny that their version of poor is shopping at Trader Joe’s.
Truth. They are clueless .
Yeah Trader Joe’s is the nice “middle”store still cheaper than super health food stores.
Yeah, Tom likes to make it sound like he struggled so much but he grew up a rich kid and his dad paid his rent when he first moved to LA. Still love him though lol.
Man, we need more Brendon Urie drops.
I'm calling it now. Urie is gonna pop up on the Live Show.
@@taco_stranglerllc8435 I've been waiting for Brendon to be on one of the live shows. It would be amazing if Brendon & Marcus King did a YMH song together
AKA Skinny Jeans
The fact that Jeans are personal friends with Brendan Urie is all of my favorites coming fun circle and I love it
The fact that Brendan Urie is a true mommy. Makes me happy
Brendon Urie might be kind of a pig, look up brendon urie accusations
I turned into a telescope when I heard that. What a cross over
I have now fully converted myself and most of my friends and family to use tik tok instead of the “R” word. Very proud of myself. Thanks for making me a better person. Ta ta.
Dude same except we use tiktarded 😂
@@sarazimmer1450 same same.
The funniest part of this was them saying they lived off Trader Joe’s when they had no money lmao
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@@analogsignal Trader Joe’s isn’t a cheap grocery store. They only have locations in uppity areas. But it might be decent in LA. IDK, everything is expensive there.
@@AJewFR0 Trader Joe’s is super cheap! Wtf are you talking about?
@@AJewFR0 I live in Oklahoma and we have one that I frequent. It’s super cheap.
@@analogsignal where about? I've never seen one here
1:22:00 We all just got "Jammed" by the dude from "Parks and Recreation"
I cant stop replaying that mormon on the bike. that scream is gold
U gotta time stamp bud ? Thx
Point of personal privilege
@@TimothyMcVay 1:15:08
As soon as I hit my fourth stroke, this episode dropped.
Was there a fifth?
Glad to see I wasn't the only one.
That's whence it spits
I'm glad you don't have neuropathy issues
Was your brother around at the time?
Brendon Urie coming through with a BANGER. Thanks for keeping it high and tight at the disco
@Jordan'and Bethany doesn't mean it's not a great way to start the show. lol
@@brendan1128 it is annoying how long it takes the mommies to find content that's been around tho
@@idab6864 so they can't play songs that aren't brand new at risk of annoying you?
@@brendan1128 never said that I just said it's annoying and I get why that other guy commented the way he did. You're dramatic
@Jordan'and Bethany it’ll be two years old in about a month and a half 💕
I'm French and I trully think that the "french dad" is having trouble more so because he might be tik tok'd. Most of those words are pronounce the same in French.
"Chevrolet"
I love it when crazies glue metal stuff on their airbag. Congrats, your safety measure is now a claymore mine.
Kirsten pronouncing “hen-ta-i”
It’s beautiful, like cherry blossoms in bloom, when a non-weeb tries to pronounce Japanese.
Someone called me?
Hen-ai-eeee
Says that like "I don't even know how to say it" while growing up goth pretending one day she was going to become a vampire.
Krista got it all right. Bless her EE roots
I've had such a terrible day. This is is EXACTLY what I needed🙏 thanks cho-mos
Damn dawg it's too early for all of that. I hope your day gets better chomo
Same dog. Mommies unite. Hope your day gets better there fuck face
opening song gave me goosebumps
Conald is the gift that keeps on giving
45:53 The key if you dont have curtains is wrapping paper and tape, works like a charm.
I feel bad for audio only people that miss Tom's eye roll's.
I could not do this podcast on audio, you would miss so much
@@donaldcharles3331 #facts
I can feel the eye rolls thru my ear buds
I love with Kirsten can’t pronounce simple words. True mom vibes
Signed up for RUclips Music the other day and over half of my music likes were YMH hits. Shoutout to all the mommies out there producing fire tracks 🔥
When is Tim’s bit about Christine needing to change her appearance gonna end? The weirdest tension between them every time and Tim never plays along with Christine’s suggestions
It's just not funny
Often it feels like he's half serious. Either way it really isn't amusing.
Lol
Tom's "BLEEAAAGHHH!??" old man impression is so perfect 😄
The chiropractor is the real life version of Ben stiller in the nursing home in billy Madison
Happy Gilmore*
"My fingers hurt."
"Yeah? Now your body's going to hurt."
@@robinselkirk you are correct sir
“You’re in my world now grandma”
I wish tom would see the comments I've left about chiropractors killing people.
The opening RPC song is gold
The fedsmoker part actually hurt me from laughing so hard. Best one yet🤣
Tim getting pissed at Tina is the funniest thing ever
They talked about their old homes for an hour and a half....and I truly enjoyed it. I better get my life
That song got me going full troddle.
That RPC song is a certified banger
Garth should sing “Ain’t a White Man’s World” at the next inauguration
And for whom would that be?
Hopefully for a person of color
@@sthomasond
That isn't a qualification. And for it to be a criteria would be a direct violation of the Civil Liberties Act and an affront to the Legacy of the Civil Rights movement; as much of Bidens current cabinet selection been, even though some are quite qualified . That isn't because of criteria extending from skin color.
.... to think so is just plain tiktok'd.
I think the screams of pain from the mormon riding the bike was the best 3 seconds of the show lmfao
597 opener, these two kids rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta say every time christen hits the “meows” on the intro song it’s probably going to be a good day.
ruclips.net/video/i4X-yHA6pfc/видео.html
Love when Tina interrupts Tom’s sneezes.
It's some of my fav parts these days, her getting him genuinely upset.
Fed smoker made the best cool guy video hands down
F#@$! ya
RIP CHOMO
Kristine: “What am I supposed to do? Just IGNORE it?” 😂😂
Shitting my brains out and taking sick day. Thank u mommies for getting me through this 🙏lord knows I couldn’t get through this without you
Tom doesn't like gore. He just likes it when somebody gets sucked into a machine and spun around violently and is left as a pile of flesh and skin.
For the last time he is FINE
I still can’t find that video, any tips?
@@pcktbrst69 Here's a tip: chomp a peen
@@pcktbrst69 type in russian guy dies in factory accident
@@Sweeeetpeaches69 that ain’t proto, you’re fired bud
"Must be under 120 lbs" is the next great shirt
And perfectly dressed
3 minutes into it.......that song slaps hard.......ymh gets better every week
The absolute BEST part of the show is when Christina totally ruins Tom's day (again as if she didn't already know how he is with his sneezes) and he just shreds her 😂
Love hearing Tom talk about my hometown!
Main mommies looking fully tok’d in this thumbnail. 🥰
Fully tok'd even one might say R worded
My Queen above 18
Omg 😆 I legit love Brandon Urie’s RPC song so much!! Still bangs hard!! 🙌
4:54 I say this with peace and love... Tom, the way that you said privacy was a little crippled
Gotta love papa T and momma P
I'm legit gonna cry - the RPC song is the anthem of this podcast to me. I still listen to it all the tiiiime!!! Like I was late to Christmas morning with my family because your RPC documentary was premiering, and I couldn't wait and had to watch the whole thing right then and there. 😂❤ So much love!! Absolute legend!!
"I hated being poor like that".... wow that literally hurts to hear when you have to still live "like that" lol
Too bad they never were poor
Ironically, right after playing the point of personal privilege video lol so well timed it could be a bit 😂😭
@@gaba_goblin that one made somthing in my mind deep and primal really really annoyed
"bc I'm a good sport" is all I'm going to think to myself during head now
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Tom dead ass described my sister with those disney fanatic neighbors. She literally turned 36 t o d a y. 😂😂😂🤣
What I love about that skate boarder video is the really confused and startled pug in the crowd. lol
I forgot tpain made a Robert Paul champagne song for ymh
T-Pagne
I like that..
I wonder if RPC would be into some Garth-Play🤠?
@@Tacit_Tern do you mean murdering women and hiding their bodies?
Still got my hopes up that Tom can convince Nadav to be Norman Summerton's Summerlovin boo, It's going to be a hot boy Summer!
ruclips.net/video/i4X-yHA6pfc/видео.html
I'm really about to pay $11 again for a month of nightmares
At least you're following proto more than me. I haven't seen a live show yet.
@@El_Wanderer91 low and loose
@@mattdamon2886 🤣😳😭
@@El_Wanderer91you know what your fired bud
I love when she calls out the sneeze haha tom gets so mad its great
This episode will go down in history as one of the best in my book.
Really weird to me as someone who is from a country where circumcisions are not very common for people to casually say "do what you want to your kid." Sort of surreal to see people openly joking about performing a surgical procedure on someone else because they can, and then use the fact that you don't have kids as a tool to quell dissent. Do I have to have kids before I think it's fucked up if you cut your kid's hand off too?
Yeah that was the last straw for me I think. The way they dismissed what is essentially genital mutilation and then said if you don't have a kid you can't talk about it, that's too much. Can't watch them act like funny open minded people anymore after that
Yeah I think a lot of americans see circumcision as "normal" and just do it to their kids because it was done to them, but it serves no real purpose (except in rare medical cases) and it has lame side affects like decreased sensitivity. I think of the mommies as pretty forward-thinking people so I'm really surprised they did it to their kids.
Yeah, they don't know what they're talking about, it should be the kid's choice what he wants to do with his body, not his parent's. It would be interesting to see someone explain the whole circumcision debate properly to them, but I'm not sure they would really care tbh, they'd probably just deny it to justify their own actions.
if you guys came to YMH for serious discussions on social issues, i think you might be a little tok'd.
@@mathieuwilkens3721 In fairness this is the first episode I've ever seen lol
"Tare your twaut lips to pieces" is my new pickup line
tear your twat*...you're gonna get the stamp
@@mikeh554 I had to write it like that because RUclips is diarrhea and deletes comment over any little thing, but somehow you're able to write it without a problem, makes no sense
That RPC song is a BOP 🤘
15:55 This is the same response I give my wife when I eat like an absolute slob on business trips 😂 “oh, you know, regular food. Nothing special.” 😂
Thank you Mr.Urie for another blessing 🙏🙏🙏
I think Todd and Christy were on different sides of the "white man's world" bit.
Somebody needs to show Tom Segura what the drug Flakka does....
He will find a whole new lane.
Someone also needs to tell him about how chiropractors kill people, I'm sure he'll fall down that rabbit hole so fast
@@idab6864
Chiropractic strokes, pinched nerves and blood vessels, paralysis, etc. But flakka is a psyco demonic looking synthetic drug from the Cathinone family.
Try it out.... i mean the videos.
@@Tacit_Tern I remember years when flakka first came around, I was shocked
@@Tacit_Tern yeah we don't have it in my country but I've seen heaps of videos, what's it 'like'? I mean is it like PCP or what?
@@firstnamelastname180
Its a synthetic derivative of the Khat plant. Often produced in china and sold on the black market.
It makes "Spice" look like a vitamin.
Someone please make a poster of Bert getting his shoes shined
I've seen this episode twice and the part where Tom is about it sneeze kills me. He gets so irrationally mad 😄😄
Christina's bangs make me want to give her a lease and a key. Good call Tim.
Fedsmoker just keeps giving. Good lord! Lol!!
The way he throws his head back and growls..just amazing
Brought back that rpc jam 🎶
i am just at the opening song and I am crying.
Tom: *builds an entire career on doing and saying things specifically to bother people*
Also Tom: *literally breaks down when he couldn't...sneeze?*
Thanks for the advice Christina
I miss the denver airport guy.
That fed smoker video is gonna sustain me for weeks
Yes! That and Brendan Urie's RPC song turned me into a telescope.
YARGHHHHHHH
The curcumcism thing is strange tho because I'm from the UK were Christian too and we don't do that we see it as a Jewish and Muslim thing - I think it is something to do with the dr.kelloggs guy i vaguely remember a vid about it and you guys just never stopped up to u I guess
Yes it absolutely is from the kind of christians we have here, SDAs and stuff, that you don't have, and they have convinced even secular people that it's just what you do to this day unless you are the sort of person to analyze the decision
And how it's not really yours to make if it's not yours!
@@xSwordLilyx I thought it was something to do with dr Kellogg the cereal guy and antimasturbation maybe but yh no judgement sorta but just no particular logic there it seems but I guess u guys to do
At 19:52 when Tom goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHA I’m dying
Read the open tabs at 1:24:37
We need more Wolfpack nadav that definitely doesn’t wear dresses.
Anyone know his tik tok tho? I’m getting called gay at school and I need to send that clip to my bullies to intimidate them.
He also has some Ari Shaffir vibes
@@thematturbator2146 @demon_wolf8895
conner wells dude thank you