I mean, they're in southern california where the weather is nice all the time. It seems kind of weird to not have them. Gotta stay on brand of acting like out of touch shitty people I guess?
1:28:04 Christine talks about her getting diarrhea from eating undercooked seafood AGAIN. This is no less than 3 times in one year that this has happened to her. She orders the most gnarly things you could order from the nastiest road places and never thinks twice.
They've had alot of great guest so far this year, but honestly none of them compare to Bitsy. She/he gave us such incredible insight and wise advice throughout the entire time. Barf is somewhere in Serbia watching this, ferociously pleasuring himself.
Tim, a first class passenger, threw the bag of a coach passenger who had the audacity to stow his bag in a first class bin. Totally justified. Legally as a first class passenger I'm allowed to walk through the curtain and piss on and beat a coach passenger. It's the only way they'll learn.
Ymh would have like 8 intros because they'd forget about the first 4 they already played out. It would be 20min of their intro, 10min of a guest song and another 10min of them dancing in their chairs to their own intro again.
The video of the lady smashing stuff took place in my home town of Thompson Mb, and was not a best buy. It was the liquor store. Fun fact it is the most violent place in Canada. We got wild shit going on here pretty regularly.
Sometimes I'll smoke a small joint while watching the show, but on this episode I decided to smoke a blunt for some reason... and then Bitsy was the guest.
@@gustavosanabio473 : I'm 90 minutes in, and had to take a break to read comments. (It has been 90 minutes of just 'complaining' about everything). Went to the comments to see if something eventually happens.
I did a project in School on how Magnets work but I couldnt tell you today lol smh something to do with the metal poles at the top of the earth or something 😐
@@nicksilver_music To put it simply: Negatively charged items have less electrons and positively charged items have extra electrons. This is why the ends of magnets have either a + or - symbol. They attract each other because they both need to stabilize their electrons. This is also why two negative magnets or two positive magnets will repel each other.
The Bitsy bit is fuckin hilarious! They used to bring Feefo on the audio only podcasts back in the day, that was a gangsta ass dog and made great segments.
Mommies calling me tf out while I'm wearing my birks, just planned a vacation with my mom, and haven't shaved in weeks. At least I'm still keeping em high and tight.
- A store that’s completely red and obviously either a large inner city Walgreens or Target. Christina: So I think that’s a Best Buy … a store that’s literally only Blue, White, Yellow and Black.
Both my parents are disabled and we used to get to ride in the handicap cabin of the Amtrak trains. I used to see people from the regular seats try to put their luggage at the bottom cart( the one intended for the handicap riders). When they would leave I would open the door and toss that shit out. Most of the time I would see people SEARCHING for their luggage🤗
Christie’s self awareness this episode is astounding lol, “I hate having people talk at me like don’t talk at me, it’s dumb” the whole time on a podcast with 500 plus episodes
@@MotherLoveGaming 20:06 20:58 it's so ridiculous. Like she's gargling spit. It's frustrating cause I want to listen to the show and she makes it freaking difficult. Bring back the blow up doll
Dont feel too bad about not knowing surf and turf. For my entire 30 years i though draught beer was pronounced like "drot" not "draft". For years I asked for drot beer and got sideways looks but was never corrected until recently
How can you not love a voice note? What a time saver. Calls you are stuck listening and replying there and then. Voice notes can wait. I can listen when I want. Reply when I want. No pressure! Don't hate the voice notes!
I have some at least 3 strong plane stories. 1. I am 6-4 and bought a seat with extra leg room. I was asked to let my seat as there was a person with a cast that needed it. I said sure. The guy in front of me, was bitching he had no room and was putting his seat back into me. However couldn't as my knee's push onto the seat as I am quite tall. He was loud and aggressive to staff and complained about his seat not working. I am quiet the whole time knowing he is just smashing into my knees, but I am getting so much joy by him getting madder and madder. T on make it better he is with his mum and slightly younger brother. But they are both late teens early 20s. The attendant came up after trying to avoid this jerk. Started asking for another seat as this did not work. He ranted at her for a minute until I made my move. I stood up lent over explained politely that I have no room I am tall and I gave up my seat that I paid earlier xtra for. I then in a dad voice said. If you slam your chair back 1 more time into me as it does not work cos there is no room. You will have loads of leg room in a hospital bed H3 sat down and I got an actual applause.
Krizteepers “surf and turf” is the same as my “ends meet”. I thought forever it was ends meat, like you could only afford the ends of meat. Until I saw it spelled out at 33.
I've never witnessed anyone be so aggressive towards complete strangers, while at the same time, threatening to call the police and have them arrested, like old Fed!!! Truly a special case and I'm amazed he lived as long as he did?
Of course it’s only safe to have the dog back on set when Bert’s out of the country
Bert out traveling gonna have the rest of the world thinking we f dogs
Kinda nice not having to deal with Barf right now
Ahahahaha, I laughed aloud for that one
Tbh I understand the attraction Berf has to it. That's a damn cute dog.
Or at least let em lick all up inside of our mouths’
Bitsy is a great guest. One of the highest and tightest.
Knew all the references too, mommy had em higggh and tiiggght.
Just loved her voice lol
She's just fresh out of fcks to give. Straight up.
Who knew she sounded like Eric Cartman
The part when she was tellin the Goodyear blimp where to fly got me good.
Bitsy laying on the guest couch
*What we see:* Tom and Tina’s dog
*What Bert sees:* New casting couch video
Oldie but a goodie😂😂
@@AltShiftRivers the new Two bears had me rolling with the intro
Its funny because of all the dogs Bruce fucks
Bruh
God Tier Comment
Christina lives and breathes for anecdotal evidence. Anything shes seen once is universal.
Her and Bert are two peas in a pod.
💯💯 is it just me, or is kristen getting more annoying each episode? Hahah
@@jdub2100 I guess her making fun of herself sort of redeems it, she's aware of her ignorance.
@@jdub2100 yes, jesus christ I find myself saying "shut the fuck up christine" 100 times an episode
@@sydurgraham7760 you don’t have to watch this podcast
Poor Tom. Got a R worded friend and a fully tocked wife
Better than his boring shit lmao
You mispelt Tok. Ya fuckin tok
Going through the big sad right now, mommies.. This podcast and the YMH Community always lifts my spirits. Thank you, Chomos.
Hope you feel better soon, and the way I see it it's all about perspective...
Be good to yourself jeans.
Don’t be sad Scottie jeans you’ve got your mommies
Just keep featherin it brother
💚💚
Where’s Ed Asner? He kept telling me he would be here in May
Ed Asner is currently showing God where it spits
@@tgbeam is he featherin it with the fedsmoker??
Lol
Fucking legendary sir
Hey, that’s right...! Where’s Mark? Can he see this?😂
Please NEVER stop showing Fedsmoker videos. His insanity warms my heart and amuses me greatly, feather in peace brother!
It sucks that it inevitable that we will reach the end of FEDS Vids
Keep feathering brother!
you can get your algorithm to recommend fedsmoker videos if you find enough source videos, mine was recommending them like crazy for like a month.
Bitsy might be the new queen around here. Digging the ole sassy mouth finally. Sheesh
Think she’s going to be on tigerbelly next week 😆
She's lucky that Bert wasn't around
Well bitsy is better co-host than Christina
She's defintiely a Queen Above 18
bitsy is the best gust ever
I got really into drugs for a while, I loved the break it gave me from the every day drags of life......this show is what does it for me now
FedSmoker is just like Tupac. Dropping hits long after his death. R.I.P. Chomo!
Maybe they are both still alive on an island somewhere with biggie elvis and Michael Jackson. He is a C I double agent you after all.
*Iconic 🙏
When do we get fedsmoker holograms on stage??
@@ext93 God willing, very soon. Let's get Elon going on this.
Nadav is suspiciously silent about the berkinstocks. He definitely has 4 pairs with dirty J stains
Hahaha
Hate Js...
They're comfortable as hell. Cottage, around the house. In public is a different story.
I mean, they're in southern california where the weather is nice all the time. It seems kind of weird to not have them. Gotta stay on brand of acting like out of touch shitty people I guess?
@@Cuzzzo42 There are other options besides birks. They truly smell.
I like that Tina was talking about her disgusting diarrhea and Tom just started a clip to get her to stop and everyone just moved on
Hahaha I love when he does stuff like that.
Agreed, Christinaa job is to inflate Tom. Nothing more
@@gooeystuff6726 sound like a cool guy
She's the wOooOoOOOoorst
she aint funny... i find her annoying
1:28:04 Christine talks about her getting diarrhea from eating undercooked seafood AGAIN. This is no less than 3 times in one year that this has happened to her. She orders the most gnarly things you could order from the nastiest road places and never thinks twice.
Watching Tim jam out to music brings me so much joy and happiness! I definitely think he would be the best concert buddy
It's really great seeing Tim's face as he learns more and more about the animal he married and has children with.
Hey don’t call crystal an animal. Everyone has flaws. Just so happens that she has way more flaws than the average human
They've had alot of great guest so far this year, but honestly none of them compare to Bitsy. She/he gave us such incredible insight and wise advice throughout the entire time. Barf is somewhere in Serbia watching this, ferociously pleasuring himself.
I heard he's doing a remake of "a Serbian Film",
....only with all dogs.
@@Tacit_Tern A Serbian Film 2: Dog Days
Christine had a Bert moment and even laughed like him while telling it.
I thought I was witnessing a stroke
They're the same person. Tom created them in a lab.
Noticed that too
Surf and turf bit???
Fully tokked 😂
Tom: "hey guy, why are you touching my bag?"
Also Tom: *throws strangers bag furiously*
Tim, a first class passenger, threw the bag of a coach passenger who had the audacity to stow his bag in a first class bin. Totally justified. Legally as a first class passenger I'm allowed to walk through the curtain and piss on and beat a coach passenger. It's the only way they'll learn.
@@apexpredator9961 They gotta follow proto, bud
Lol
I hope when Tim and Christa are doing this podcast at 80 years old, there will still be new Fed Smoker vids to discover
Why I thinked Fat Smoker dye a little wild ago? Am I is crazy or no?! 🤷🏻♂️
@@juliandiaz2869 I think it’s a mantle like black panther
@@juliandiaz2869 Yes Fed Smoker has passed unfortunately 😔
Ymh would have like 8 intros because they'd forget about the first 4 they already played out. It would be 20min of their intro, 10min of a guest song and another 10min of them dancing in their chairs to their own intro again.
Keep feathering it brother
The dog bit with Tim doing the voice, straight gold.
Are you fully tok'd?
I was waiting for him to say "watch your profanity". He sounded just like that guy. Lol
@@MalindaNhuss watch your profanity
20:40 Christina: What’s that word I’m looking for? You know, like “last time” items?
Tom: Clearance items?
Damn bitsy laying around like Bert already took her to town
Tom: moving people’s bags could really start a fight
Also Tom: throws random people’s bag on floor hahaha love it
that's not an accident
thats not the only thing that happened...
The most insane thing about the fedsmoker video is that they’re sitting side by side instead of across from eachother
the security guard in the introductory fedsmoker video still had the best fedsmoker response. "what did you just escape from jail?"
We need a “double milked Tommy” shirt
I would also pay money for Tom's soundboard
That new New
That kush KUSH
No
10 to 12 Benadryl ✅
Balls slapping my leg ✅
Warm moose soup ✅
Telescope ✅
16 ceiling fans runnin ✅
Jeans high and tight ✔ ✔✔
Crown moulding?
@@thecorparation1 ✅
Got any collection of plastic yard chairs?
@@tgbeam 2 rooms full ✅
Bitsy spread out on the casting couch ✅
Born and raised, lived her whole life in America. "I'm straight Eurotrash" guys Christina is not like the other girls ok
Actually, she was born in Windsor Ontario and she won't let you forget it
@@nintendoROX121 and Windsor is basically Detroit's tokked cousin
Oh my God that is sooooOoOoOo my tribe
My tribe
nah you don't understand it's because her parents are immigrants. i think she's brought it up on the pod before not sure
Tina is just going hardcore aggressive Tok level in this ep
Im only an hour in so far but your comment just turned me into a telescope. Now Im extra excited for Chrysanthemum's toks at the end
I’m new. what’s a Tok?
The video of the lady smashing stuff took place in my home town of Thompson Mb, and was not a best buy. It was the liquor store. Fun fact it is the most violent place in Canada. We got wild shit going on here pretty regularly.
I will never know why Christina would think a store painted red is a Best Buy, a store that is primarily blue and yellow and has been for years.
This makes me miss Feefo and his street dog stories. 😢
Yall act like I didn't sleep outside for 3 years
Syphon gas from your Jeep
Feef all goddamn day
I've learned two things, Bitsy makes a better guest than Brent Chrysler, and Mommie Tina is truly r-worded.
Truly
kinda need johnny pemberton doing the voice over for bitsy tho
Deadass tho
As Morgan Freeman
Any downvote on any episode is due to a lack of Johnny Pemberton. Any downvote on a Johnny Pemberton episode is because the episode is too short.
Let's get him on Venmo. And pay him for an hour or two of voice overs for bitsy!
Sometimes I'll smoke a small joint while watching the show, but on this episode I decided to smoke a blunt for some reason... and then Bitsy was the guest.
The “Perfectly Cut Scream” is Houston Jones, he’s got a great RUclips channel…
Strongest man alive. Heard he doesn’t bleed.
@@magicman9564 … I’ve heard that the universe is scared of his blood, so it created specific laws of physics that prevent him from doing so…?
@@magicman9564 and
I just so happened to look down at the comments right as they were playing that clip, dudes hilarious 😂
Awe having Bitsy on made me miss the old days when Theo would come on and tell us about the streets.
just spent the weekend in vegas and I can confirm that the hoeslides are in full affect.
True mommies like Tim and Crystal. See yourself out.
It is now May and I'm comming everywhere like Tom's tour
You bet
This sh#t is big time!
Shit.... its may? I'll be right up
Can't wait for the Hammond indiana show let's gooooooo
Did we ever find out if he actually DID come up in May?
Bitsy’s appearance with Tom voice was just 👌🏻🤣🤣
I can’t thank Todd enough for teaching me fun ways to articulate how much I enjoy seeing confrontation
He's got a tye dyed Rancid shirt
Wears his Birkenstocks to work
Is he a jerk? No! Just confused
Jeff don't wear regular shoes
- NOFX
Poor Jeff
Poor little
Timmy Turtle
Staying home on
Such a beautiful
Day
Yes haha my favorite will remain dont call me white by NOFX haha
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Give me a bushmills
Ill sing you this song
Hey Tom and Christina, how does it feel to finally be elderly?
complaining like the elderly as well.
Seriously hahahah
@@gustavosanabio473 : I'm 90 minutes in, and had to take a break to read comments.
(It has been 90 minutes of just 'complaining' about everything). Went to the comments to see if something eventually happens.
@@VideoNozoki The fedsmoker part was really good.
@@gustavosanabio473 : True. I'll agree with you there.
"I like to talk TO people, not AT people"
Christina P - Stand up comedian 2021
As long as she can talk about her browns it doesn't matter if people listen or not
"NO, Let ME talk!" lmao this is Tom Talks 2.0 TINA!
“Comedian”
Christine: I need to read it to get information
The surf and turf on menus mentioning what steak it comes with: Am I a joke to you?
It’s Fry’s ELECTRONICS. Y’all are trippin lol
bruh the sign's only say FRY'S all huge n shit off the side of freeways
Krysten is so tokked for that. Got me sweating like a black man from how r-worded they can be sometimes.
Sup \m/
In vegas it was literally a huge neon sign that said FRY'S electronics, i feel you bro.
They’re comedians making jokes. The shit people get triggered for gdm
Bitsy sounds and ACTS just like Cartman from South Park. 😂
I fucks with Bitsy
reminds me of the tok'd sheriff from squidbillies
It sounds like the fucking horrifying cat from Mr. Rogers
Christine: Magnets, how do they work?
I did a project in School on how Magnets work but I couldnt tell you today lol smh something to do with the metal poles at the top of the earth or something 😐
@@nicksilver_music haha nope
@@nicksilver_music To put it simply: Negatively charged items have less electrons and positively charged items have extra electrons. This is why the ends of magnets have either a + or - symbol. They attract each other because they both need to stabilize their electrons. This is also why two negative magnets or two positive magnets will repel each other.
Hey Tom played the guitar this show. He's back babay.
You guys are the best, don’t move to Spotify, you’ll loose 1/2 your audience!
Some of this audience couldn't figure out how to install Spotify 😝 They are the same ones who like Tina more then Tim.
You didnt follow protocol youre fired bud
They won’t because they know there community thrives off of us in the comments, Spotify ruins that.
Hey! I’m the guy who made the Pity Pat video you took from my TikTok page 😁 It’s awesome you have featured me on your podcast! Thankyou!
Tom doing voice overs for Bitsy should be a whole new podcast
First 10 minutes felt like Tom trying out his new Jeff Dunham bit
Incredibley frustrating they didn't hear conalds date say "uhhhh I'm gonna go home"
I thought they said “it’s time to go home”
I was also hoping they would notice that and remark on the octave of his date’s voice
I genuinely thought to myself "Tommy seems recently milked" 10 minutes before Christine said so.
The Bitsy bit is fuckin hilarious! They used to bring Feefo on the audio only podcasts back in the day, that was a gangsta ass dog and made great segments.
I love that Christina is learning about what things are called as if they're real life easter eggs
Mommies calling me tf out while I'm wearing my birks, just planned a vacation with my mom, and haven't shaved in weeks. At least I'm still keeping em high and tight.
Mommies convinced me to clean my dirty Birks, Chrisper will be happy to know I’ll wear my Teva’s in the meantime
What dialect are you guys speaking
- A store that’s completely red and obviously either a large inner city Walgreens or Target.
Christina: So I think that’s a Best Buy
… a store that’s literally only Blue, White, Yellow and Black.
Fully tok’d
Nope. I believe that store is my home town of Thompson Manitoba, Canada. lol I moved years ago but damn that makes me proud lol lol.
The spikey slides are Christian Louboutin's "Pool Fun Spiked Leather Slides". I... had nothing better to do.
$ 560.00
Both my parents are disabled and we used to get to ride in the handicap cabin of the Amtrak trains. I used to see people from the regular seats try to put their luggage at the bottom cart( the one intended for the handicap riders). When they would leave I would open the door and toss that shit out. Most of the time I would see people SEARCHING for their luggage🤗
I get soo excited for "NEW" FEDSMOKER clips.
Still huntin down Chomos for YMH promos.
The voice Tom did for Bitsy sounded like Mike Tyson and you can’t tell me otherwise
I was thinking Michael Jackson on South Park 😂😂
@@jilliebeanisnotmylover I’ve never seen South Park so I wouldn’t know.
@@jilliebeanisnotmylover Same!
Talking mad shit about LeAnn's favorite shoes. 😂
Why does Tom‘s Bitsy impression sound like Mike Tyson?😂
They should rename this show "Commercials for Stuff I'd Never Buy with Occasional YMH Content"
For real, it's getting ridiculous
It gets them paid.
Get your own hustle don’t hate on others.
It’s a free show 2 hour show and you can skip the ads. You’re kinda “Fully Tocked” bro.
Christie’s self awareness this episode is astounding lol, “I hate having people talk at me like don’t talk at me, it’s dumb” the whole time on a podcast with 500 plus episodes
Literally talks for a living 😭😭
can't skip 10 min intro fast enough
"Did you hike Jerusalem in those" AHAHAHAHAH
Tim’s beard has some serious Hard Rock Nick vibes this ep
13:50 The way Tom describes his dog, could easily be said about Bert too 😂
11:07 I always speak for my dog in a voice that matches her personality. She's pretty dumb so it's a deep, slow voice.
Why isn't Bitsy always in the studio she's so chill.
16:59 Dang I have no idea how Tom puts up with that laughter everyday lol
That's not even the worse but it is a terrible sound. Tina sounds like she is gagging on a sea gull when she really loses it.
@@MotherLoveGaming 20:06 20:58 it's so ridiculous. Like she's gargling spit. It's frustrating cause I want to listen to the show and she makes it freaking difficult. Bring back the blow up doll
Lol Houston Jones at the end.. “why is he doing that?” .. 😂🤣
I come back to this ep weekly to watch Bitsy’s interview. She’s such a star
Tom's tour dates are all pretty much sold out until next year! but all Christina shows are available.
I could have listened to bitsy be interviewed the entire show and not been disappointed I feel like.
Is it sad i could basically do the satva read without script😂
Those convinced me to blow my stimmy on the lumin leaf #noRagrets #high&tight
Sad you make that claim yet you can’t spell Saatva...
you can skip through it tho
@@goodboysongs pint of personal privilege us R words prefer spelling it this bc it looks more like English lol
We keep getting older but Fed stays young forever. Keep shining Connald
I love Bitsy so much we definitely need another high value guest appearance.
It was called “Fry’s ELECTRONICS”. Literally right on the logo.
Dont feel too bad about not knowing surf and turf.
For my entire 30 years i though draught beer was pronounced like "drot" not "draft". For years I asked for drot beer and got sideways looks but was never corrected until recently
Gonna have to starting ordering it now like "Aye yo, lemme get a Surf and Dirt"
How can you not love a voice note? What a time saver. Calls you are stuck listening and replying there and then. Voice notes can wait. I can listen when I want. Reply when I want. No pressure! Don't hate the voice notes!
I have some at least 3 strong plane stories.
1. I am 6-4 and bought a seat with extra leg room. I was asked to let my seat as there was a person with a cast that needed it. I said sure.
The guy in front of me, was bitching he had no room and was putting his seat back into me. However couldn't as my knee's push onto the seat as I am quite tall.
He was loud and aggressive to staff and complained about his seat not working. I am quiet the whole time knowing he is just smashing into my knees, but I am getting so much joy by him getting madder and madder. T on make it better he is with his mum and slightly younger brother. But they are both late teens early 20s.
The attendant came up after trying to avoid this jerk. Started asking for another seat as this did not work.
He ranted at her for a minute until I made my move.
I stood up lent over explained politely that I have no room I am tall and I gave up my seat that I paid earlier xtra for.
I then in a dad voice said. If you slam your chair back 1 more time into me as it does not work cos there is no room. You will have loads of leg room in a hospital bed
H3 sat down and I got an actual applause.
Just have Bitsy as the permanent guest. Damn mustache mug
36 minutes in and I think I've watched more YT ads than YMH at this point.
Shits so ridiculous, playing paintball has paid off ten fold by being able to tap through them quickly hahahaha
Wahhhh free content wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@RyanAKAStreakk hahahahahaha you got me there
Who doesn't have an ad blocker on a computer and phone at this point? I haven't seen a single youtube ad in well over 5 years.
@@HarryManback0 is there free ones? Hook me up lol
The guy at the end getting hit with the elastic bands is Houston Jones on youtube. He is actually impervious to pain, don't let his scream fool you.
“Thats 50 miles when you have lil legs”😂😂😂😂
10:15 best guest ever.
Krizteepers “surf and turf” is the same as my “ends meet”. I thought forever it was ends meat, like you could only afford the ends of meat. Until I saw it spelled out at 33.
hey, thank you so much for this. I feel dumb now lol
@@Freeze151 haha so did I when I found out
Boneappletea
Blessing in the skies
I'm tempted to use the R- word
you know its humpday when the pitty pat is back
Fuk yeah Wednesday Fuk almost Friday fuk baby
It's about time someone stood up for first class passengers.
Tom throwing the bag in the airplane is the best story 🤣
I've never witnessed anyone be so aggressive towards complete strangers, while at the same time, threatening to call the police and have them arrested, like old Fed!!! Truly a special case and I'm amazed he lived as long as he did?
Dudes literally wearing 20 dollar Walmart sandals with spikes and Christina instantly goes THoSE Are A 1000 DOLarS
half the shit she says fits the bill for "tell me you're from LA without telling me you're from LA"
Ahh the feeling that nobody has listened to whole thing yet. Cheers 🍻
There seems to be more ads every week - _-
The stone cold silence after introducing Bitsy was everything.
I love that they're watching a bunch of videos on this one. This is like old school YMH.