Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.603

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @casualwater698
    @casualwater698 3 года назад +1116

    Tom: Adults celebrating their birthday are stupid.
    Also Tom: I gotta spend over $30k on my adult friend's birthday gift.

    • @megyskermike
      @megyskermike 3 года назад +38

      Celebrating as in having a party/doing dumb extravagant shit is pretty different than getting/giving an awesome gift. He's referring to people who still hyped to have birthday parties over the age of 21, which is pretty r-worded honestly.

    • @BMXer972
      @BMXer972 3 года назад +43

      @@megyskermike a buggy mounted with guns is pretty fucking extravagant no matter how you slice it.
      I mean as tom says you don't need a special day to celebrate so with that logic you don't need a special day to get your friend a gift. you're an adult and can get someone a gift whenever you want to as he would say

    • @ItsJoKeZ
      @ItsJoKeZ 3 года назад +32

      he's starting to disconnect a bit, maybe forgot not everyone can buy gifts all the time or ever drop $30k on a gift in our entire lives. man has millions of people saying happy birthday to him making fun of people who celebrate alone haha

    • @SuperReviews4you
      @SuperReviews4you 3 года назад +14

      Going out for drinks or something with friends or spending it with kids isnt dumb. Acting like its a massive deal is dumb.

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 3 года назад +6

      @@ItsJoKeZ
      My fuck your jeans are low and loose bud.
      “Disconnect” 🤣🤣 like Thom gives a half a fuuuuuuuuck about any of us

  • @The.Adam.D
    @The.Adam.D 3 года назад +506

    Christina P - “I apologize to the Gypsy community whose listening to this podcast on their stolen phones”...

    • @tcgdcjohnson1
      @tcgdcjohnson1 3 года назад +11

      During this episode she said adult don't have birthday parties as she mentioned she bought her husband a cake for his birthday come on man

    • @jaypee6804
      @jaypee6804 3 года назад +29

      @@tcgdcjohnson1 That's not what she said, she was talking about a guy in the audience wanting her to acknowledge his birthday.

    • @mrgrabbyfatty8591
      @mrgrabbyfatty8591 3 года назад +5

      @@tcgdcjohnson1 ^^ Yea, stupid

    • @lollerich
      @lollerich 3 года назад +19

      They are officially called "rotational Europeans" (with a loose concept of personal property)

    • @The.Adam.D
      @The.Adam.D 3 года назад +2

      @@lollerich lmfaooooo

  • @ajknudson5705
    @ajknudson5705 3 года назад +246

    Christina "I don't give a shit about my birthday"...................an hour later
    Christina "Will you cook me dinner, my birthday is coming up!"

    • @zachhall624
      @zachhall624 3 года назад +29

      Classic Callie from the valley

    • @chrstphrluis2206
      @chrstphrluis2206 3 года назад +43

      She just goes with whatever Tom is saying at the moment 🙄

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 3 года назад +3

      With ladies you have to pay attention to what they do not what they say.

    • @juttlockheart1340
      @juttlockheart1340 3 года назад +2

      Hey that's women brother! Dont be stingy I'm having chest pains

    • @idekanym0re344
      @idekanym0re344 3 года назад

      @@juttlockheart1340 bro what take your medicine

  • @stewartmartin8200
    @stewartmartin8200 3 года назад +49

    For the next live show Tom should dress full Goth for Christina like she dressed for him as Tina, GOTH TOM

    • @BobHatesYoutube
      @BobHatesYoutube 3 года назад

      I picture him in a Robert Smith wig, death pale, and fishnet... You know two things about Goth Tom. One, he hates this culture. Two, he fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 2 года назад

      please noooo

  • @chairman-wow
    @chairman-wow 3 года назад +30

    Jamie-Lee said "Gonna get blocked tonight" which translated is: "I'm gonna get drunk tonight". Us Belfast folk making it to YMH makes me happy.

    • @Greenhelix5
      @Greenhelix5 3 года назад

      I was surprised they did call in the master of accents. All belfest speak that way?

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 3 года назад +1

      Belfast folk get celebrated in the US every day when we are committing crimes while drunk.

  • @Tnuttycomedy
    @Tnuttycomedy 3 года назад +474

    Enny gets so mad about pranks, because he is constantly on the verge of taking a shit.

    • @chodi.foster
      @chodi.foster 3 года назад +30

      lmfao. I always thought he just had to poop once a month or whatever. I never realized he still endures "a billion tugs" until then lol.

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance 3 года назад +3

      exactly what i was about to say. gets madder than anyone about being pranked.

    • @mollousha
      @mollousha 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hanspennyloaf335
      @hanspennyloaf335 3 года назад +25

      My theory is that enny is almost certainly repressing homosexual urges and holding in his shits until they are massive is his way of dealing with them.

    • @Pacific_Norfweest
      @Pacific_Norfweest 3 года назад +12

      @@chodi.foster “A Billion Little Tugs” - The title of Enny’s memoirs.

  • @sugamanspodcast
    @sugamanspodcast 3 года назад +249

    "Exercise, and drinking, thats just terrible." -Cut to bert drinking wine on the treadmill

    • @querecep
      @querecep 3 года назад +5

      lmao i have a ritual of drinking three white claws before going on a run

    • @sastevens1210
      @sastevens1210 3 года назад +3

      I TOTALLY thought of Bert with his Fit Vine bottle in hand on the treadmill too!!!!!

    • @WhiteTrashWizard
      @WhiteTrashWizard 3 года назад +6

      @@querecep lol used to love having a couple shots, smoking a joint then going for a skate or bike across town. Then would wonder why I’m exhausted after 20 minutes 😂

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 3 года назад +2

      drinking beer while hiking is guaranteed fun

    • @Kneelin83
      @Kneelin83 3 года назад

      i can't believe his name didnt get brought up

  • @martymarescobar
    @martymarescobar 3 года назад +297

    Nadiv wear a stripe shirt next episode if Tom hit you this episode lol

    • @brianjones2439
      @brianjones2439 3 года назад +11

      Tom's just trying to stop all his sneaky J behaviors.🙃

    • @HughGRexshin_
      @HughGRexshin_ 3 года назад +7

      In true J fashion

    • @jamisonjohnston1506
      @jamisonjohnston1506 3 года назад +1

      @@HughGRexshin_ uuuuunderrated

    • @HughGRexshin_
      @HughGRexshin_ 3 года назад +2

      @@jamisonjohnston1506 you’re a person of culture, notice how I didn’t assume your gender. Ta ta there

    • @connorsparks8133
      @connorsparks8133 3 года назад

      @@brianjones2439 ⁰

  • @lewisaultman
    @lewisaultman 3 года назад +101

    Demi Lovato- "This yogurt shop is encouraging me to be unhealthy, we should cancel them." *shoots heroin*

    • @timrobinson6573
      @timrobinson6573 3 года назад

      lol

    • @jessewilkin
      @jessewilkin 3 года назад +3

      It was actually because they had diet options. They were trying to be too healthy which she didn't agree with

    • @kieran8720
      @kieran8720 3 года назад +4

      The dope made her stupid, some opioid addicts recover brain function some don't lol

    • @nate.draws.things
      @nate.draws.things 3 года назад +2

      She pisses me off so much tbh. Like I'm sympathetic to her, she's got an addiction problem, but wtf are you doing staying in the public, with kids idolizing you while constantly relapsing and saying dumb shit like this. Idk. It's annoying

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can 3 года назад +36

    "I think if women understood that men are not women, I think they're lives would be much easier." Christina Pazsitzky

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 года назад +1

      their*

    • @Trav_Can
      @Trav_Can 3 года назад +3

      @@janpavel1441 Geez... thank you. I can't believe I did that.

  • @forestforest1859
    @forestforest1859 3 года назад +68

    Christina and lee ann are being real party poopers for Tom's awesome gift ideas

    • @whitestguyuknow
      @whitestguyuknow 3 года назад +7

      "I've been working around that bicycle!" A bike? In the garage in your multi-million dollar home?

    • @BaysideShrimp
      @BaysideShrimp 3 года назад +3

      They can’t stand fun. Because women

    • @kingcrum8039
      @kingcrum8039 3 года назад +2

      Because they’re just thinking about what they would do with that money lol 😂

  • @thenightking6662
    @thenightking6662 3 года назад +360

    Moment of silence for Nadav for the beating he received after this episode was taped

    • @GLo1991
      @GLo1991 3 года назад +10

      Tim needs a Xanax like Christine

    • @nintalespaw
      @nintalespaw 3 года назад +3

      F for brother nadav

    • @LivingBreathing
      @LivingBreathing 3 года назад +3

      Nadav is wearing an L like eL chapo. He dead

    • @jgarcia0330
      @jgarcia0330 3 года назад +4

      What happened? I’m still at the 59 minute mark. What did he do?!!

    • @ToiletBaby
      @ToiletBaby 3 года назад +7

      @@jgarcia0330 he pooped in the booth

  • @croz711
    @croz711 3 года назад +81

    It’s incredible how I woke up dreading work today to the point I yelled fuckkk.. anddd then I open RUclips and my mood completely changed. Thank you for your public service! Lol

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад +3

      Your welcome! I said it because Tom will never read this!

    • @croz711
      @croz711 3 года назад

      @@BirdOfHermes83 lmao trueee 😂

    • @K-A5
      @K-A5 3 года назад +2

      Have a great day and stay hydrated mommy!

    • @nyar5863
      @nyar5863 3 года назад +1

      If your work sucks that much, you should invest all of your free time in making and sending out applications for something else. Anything else. Get someone with attention for detail to look over your CV. Apply for shit in your lane that you don't even feel qualified for. Try it out!

    • @croz711
      @croz711 3 года назад

      @@nyar5863 thank you for the support jeans!

  • @UnofficialLesTwins
    @UnofficialLesTwins 3 года назад +177

    33:54 The J’s laugh almost blew my eardrums.

    • @idoqpobi
      @idoqpobi 3 года назад +8

      Old J curse magic

    • @devindailey598
      @devindailey598 3 года назад +1

      hyena ass

    • @tmp6939
      @tmp6939 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/_FtvMK0aZS0/видео.html

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 года назад +5

      I could hear a parallel dimension seth rogen in there

    • @travis8106
      @travis8106 3 года назад +1

      The Jypsie?

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense 3 года назад +92

    Tom making fun of people smoking at 420 is like someone bragging about taking a 10mg edible

    • @MrMitchjos000
      @MrMitchjos000 9 месяцев назад +2

      No no, Tommy b is making fun of douches taking 420 seriously. Like “I can’t smoke all day until it’s 420.”
      And the like topics, “I can’t show my other love until Valentine’s Day”

    • @LeMoistQunt
      @LeMoistQunt 3 месяца назад

      Found the thoughtless stoner 🧐

    • @marshallbeaton8616
      @marshallbeaton8616 2 месяца назад

      Love Tom but this is an underrated comment

  • @sweetdreams2114
    @sweetdreams2114 3 года назад +79

    Shout out to the mommies for playing all these old school bangers these past few episodes!!

  • @danielpenrodii2389
    @danielpenrodii2389 3 года назад +80

    LeAnn is definitely wanting Bert’s next birthday gift to be something she can utilize. Don’t cave Tom, get that jetpack!!

    • @AmandaBurns14
      @AmandaBurns14 3 года назад +6

      The idea for the flat top cooking table was a good, LeeAnn said he couldn't hurt himself on it, but seeing as Burnt always burned himself of the Something's Burning shows 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 3 года назад

      @@AmandaBurns14 He’d end up ruining it by trying to make the world’s biggest donuts on it.

    • @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
      @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 3 года назад +2

      Right? It also should be a surprise without imput from LeAnn. Lol
      If she wants a teppanyaki table, she should do the gift thing with Christina. She's all getting up in the kool-aid. 😆

    • @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
      @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 3 года назад

      @@AmandaBurns14 He's literally called Burnt Chrysler. Lol

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 3 года назад +1

      @@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 Yeah, you know she’s wanting to wiggle her way into making the gift 50/50 between her and Bert. Women....

  • @bfunderb5899
    @bfunderb5899 3 года назад +104

    Tina’s shirt is REALLY working for me. Only took four strokes with my brother.

  • @snowywinters2536
    @snowywinters2536 3 года назад +79

    TOM- “What kind of fish was that?”
    NADAV - “one of those big fish”
    That’s 1 lashing.

    • @H8nb8n
      @H8nb8n 3 года назад +2

      Nadav said that like he has literally no idea that there are different species of fish

    • @InfernalBleeding1
      @InfernalBleeding1 3 года назад +8

      Late reply, but if you go to 1:31:00 you can literally see, in one of the tabs Nadav has googled "big fish that can kick you out" hahahahahhh

    • @righthandeddashboard
      @righthandeddashboard 2 года назад

      @@InfernalBleeding1 nadavs brain needs to be studied for research

  • @dedHESHr
    @dedHESHr 3 года назад +19

    Tim went in on Native so hard they had to cut something out that was apparently super gnarly. Chrissy did her best to keep it on the tracks. She knew something was up with him. I get the same way. I hope he apologizes off air. It is so uncomfortable when he takes his day out on Nadav.

  • @nbadissector9130
    @nbadissector9130 3 года назад +15

    I like how Tom got red when Christina was talking about how she would never divorce him and how she has real love since she was there when he was broke, dope lol he appreciates her you can see they really love each other

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 года назад +1

      Hes gonna drop her like a bag of rocks one day

  • @raytrumble1994
    @raytrumble1994 3 года назад +54

    I watch at work but I also watch at night with my wife and act like I am watching it for the first time. we watch on the TV so she cant see the comments.

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 3 года назад +1

      Wholesome

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 3 года назад +1

      You sneaky devil you

    • @perthfalcon
      @perthfalcon 3 года назад +1

      Mans living tha 2022 mentality

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 3 года назад +1

      Betrayal 👀

    • @raytrumble1994
      @raytrumble1994 3 года назад +2

      @@MissBlueEyeliner sometimes she be like "i cant tonight, lets do it tomorrow." next thing you know its Saturday and I'm watching it alone LOL i got her into he show last year, i been watching for a long time.

  • @Erika11Garcia
    @Erika11Garcia 3 года назад +85

    Looking like a couple R words during the OMG song
    Ta Ta there

  • @2QAceBrosef
    @2QAceBrosef 3 года назад +18

    Imagine Christina's dad and Barnt out on the courts with a racket in one hand and whiskey in the other

  • @akpolack
    @akpolack 3 года назад +34

    If Mommy Tina likes browning so much, she’s Really gonna like turning 50.

  • @BDGMed
    @BDGMed 3 года назад +117

    Without Christina ruining the sneeze while it was happening I just thought Tom was getting possessed by a demon😂

  • @daxk3385
    @daxk3385 3 года назад +375

    Watching those two tok'd mommies try and dance out is the MOST middle-aged thing ever.

    • @robertfrost8264
      @robertfrost8264 3 года назад +61

      It's funny to have been watching them morph into cringey boomers over the past half decade. It's almost like they were in on the joke and became parents and slowly turned into the joke.

    • @giantmagician7246
      @giantmagician7246 3 года назад +15

      What? You mean the same joke for 12 years gets old???!!!!

    • @vanadyan1674
      @vanadyan1674 3 года назад +14

      TBunz white side really comes out when he chair dances.

    • @patrickbateman7453
      @patrickbateman7453 3 года назад +5

      Can’t wait to see Tim at EDC

    • @steverito
      @steverito 3 года назад +2

      @@vanadyan1674 blame the injury lol

  • @evmcg710
    @evmcg710 3 года назад +107

    Tom: "Really pisses me off to see people enjoy things. Let's watch someone get horrifically injured." 😂😂

  • @RD-qb7sd
    @RD-qb7sd 3 года назад +21

    The observation about boomers never drinking water is spot on. My parents must drink 10oz of water a day. Blows my mind.

    • @CankleCankle
      @CankleCankle 3 года назад +4

      My grandpa has a solution he bought that wets his mouth...I’m like, water wets your mouth you big dummy.

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 2 года назад

      @@CankleCankle You say "big dummy" to your grandpa?

  • @jacobthompson8630
    @jacobthompson8630 3 года назад +23

    Christina getting grossed out by Tim’s burps like she didn’t have a literal FART MIC😭

    • @mrGAMEINFORMATION
      @mrGAMEINFORMATION 3 года назад +3

      She also constantly burps in the middle of sentences

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 3 года назад +242

    I’m 7 episodes deep into the Joey Diaz saga on The Honey Dew and dear god I needed this palate cleanser. 👖

    • @jasonbyrd9488
      @jasonbyrd9488 3 года назад +14

      That's my shit! I get so excited when I see those drop!

    • @rad._.3
      @rad._.3 3 года назад +18

      He’s takin ya into deep waters

    • @johnqpublic2718
      @johnqpublic2718 3 года назад +15

      Have you gotten to the parts where Joey talks about playing buck buck? Surely 7 deep, you have.

    • @RandomGuy42016
      @RandomGuy42016 3 года назад +9

      Gotta buddy at work that I told about it and he watched em all in 2 days. I just finished it in like a week and it was amazing. Can’t wait to hear more.

    • @MisterColombus
      @MisterColombus 3 года назад +15

      Tremendous

  • @codykendall2846
    @codykendall2846 3 года назад +73

    Tom better not be having Christmas on the 25th of December. You can literally get your family gifts any day of the year

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 3 года назад +10

      I think Halloween is the only holiday you have to celebrate on that day. I mean you could go knock on random peoples doors and ask for candy whenever you want but I don't think it'll work as good.

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 года назад +3

      @@Greeezy Also it feels lame to celebrate new years at 9 like parents do for their kids lol

  • @rams812
    @rams812 3 года назад +133

    If you're gonna sneeze, please leave the room! Let's go 👖🔥

  • @scy1038
    @scy1038 2 года назад +1

    People who say "you can buy flowers any day of the year" literally never buy flowers for their spouse. 😂

  • @tofuisnotfood3348
    @tofuisnotfood3348 3 года назад +1

    Man yall played like 3 of the clips I sent in. Thanks guys!! Glad to know I'm not wasting my time.

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 3 года назад +74

    Enny brought out his “talking during a horror movie” side of him, when he saw the mascot. 😂

    • @EnnyKravitz
      @EnnyKravitz 3 года назад +19

      THIS AIN'T A GAME SON I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT FOR ME

    • @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us
      @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us 3 года назад +3

      @@EnnyKravitz So, how often does Nadav get fucked up by Tom behind the scenes?

    • @Kevin-yn7ju
      @Kevin-yn7ju 3 года назад +1

      @@EnnyKravitz have you pooped today?

  • @jackpenny6360
    @jackpenny6360 3 года назад +86

    I wonder when Chrystal will learn to drink water without looking like she's drowning

    • @casualxxgamerxx9662
      @casualxxgamerxx9662 3 года назад +4

      The way someone who's tied up drinks

    • @zachhall624
      @zachhall624 3 года назад +8

      Remember it took her 50 years to learn how to use a towel on herself... So possibly never..

    • @withcharlie6059
      @withcharlie6059 3 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @zachhall624
      @zachhall624 3 года назад

      @@halfamanandthecolonel you can learn things from idk every other human as well

  • @josephwedding9839
    @josephwedding9839 3 года назад +130

    Mommy reading her dates:my tongue got caught in my teeth and I couldn’t see what I was saying

    • @ticaljarvis
      @ticaljarvis 3 года назад +2

      Classic Jean!

    • @LeakyBucketHandle
      @LeakyBucketHandle 3 года назад +2

      So glad Tom pointed this out lol, the ad readouts are a totally different monster...

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist 3 года назад +1

      hearing Larry king saying that will never not make me laugh

  • @noahharju
    @noahharju 3 года назад +8

    Omg that cut to “That’s what happens when you lie” I wonder how gnarly Tom threatened Nadav to have to cut that out lolol

  • @AndrewMarinoOfficial
    @AndrewMarinoOfficial 3 года назад +13

    Christine thinks Kraft “shakey cheese” goes well with 10-hour homemade pasta sauce

  • @dannyvzsz7682
    @dannyvzsz7682 3 года назад +94

    I turn into a telescope on Wednesday mornings. Woooo

  • @andykaos9426
    @andykaos9426 3 года назад +57

    That opening song and dance is absolutely INSANE.

  • @PatGturdgangofficial
    @PatGturdgangofficial 3 года назад +89

    The Irish pub monster should play berts dad in his new movie, it’s more believable than mark hamill

    • @blackbolt41
      @blackbolt41 3 года назад

      You mean Berts dad?
      The fucking lawyer ?!
      Yeah the pub monster and him are SO alike 😂😂😂

    • @blackbolt41
      @blackbolt41 3 года назад

      Bert became the OPPOSITE of his father SMH LOL
      A for effort

  • @MRCL-190
    @MRCL-190 3 года назад +60

    I love how Christina basically admitted her dad used to hire Eastern European’s so he could pay them $4 an hour

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад +1

      That's an option?!?! 😮

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 3 года назад +10

      Lots of immigrants do same to their own in America...meanwhile, clueless SJWs believe it's only done by millionaire racist bosses like in a movie

    • @jeremyw6246
      @jeremyw6246 3 года назад +2

      Whats worse is they were probably engineers or rocket scientists like stash from the sopranos

    • @ownplz5632
      @ownplz5632 3 года назад +3

      More like So he could pay $5 worth of popov vodka. And has a love for his own drunk people!

  • @FishinAddiction
    @FishinAddiction 3 года назад +14

    I’m listening to this on repeat while I’m making sauce for the next 8-10 hours.

    • @BobHatesYoutube
      @BobHatesYoutube 3 года назад +1

      Hey Mommy, how did the sauce turn out?

    • @FishinAddiction
      @FishinAddiction 3 года назад +3

      @@BobHatesRUclips it was good after I added 10-12 Benadryl to it

    • @Jack-cw8bw
      @Jack-cw8bw 3 года назад +1

      @@FishinAddiction see taking 10-12 benadryl is how I make the sauce in the first place

    • @FishinAddiction
      @FishinAddiction 3 года назад

      @@Jack-cw8bw yes but I wasn’t making white sauce plus I like something I can mix in 4 strokes

  • @ToneLone69
    @ToneLone69 3 года назад +42

    Let’s go! Shout out to jeans for not distracting the king while he sneezes

    • @twood1277
      @twood1277 3 года назад +1

      My jaw dropped as soon as the episode started..
      What magic!

    • @ToneLone69
      @ToneLone69 3 года назад

      @@TheAlburp I would’ve been coming up in may if it wasn’t already may ya smell what I’m steppin in?

    • @wetcrumb2191
      @wetcrumb2191 3 года назад

      Open em eyes up

    • @jasonwinterton9369
      @jasonwinterton9369 3 года назад +1

      Mail me those's Panties

  • @TheHAMMING
    @TheHAMMING 3 года назад +16

    Tim was definitely talking about Doug Benson when he said he knows a 50 year old who wont stfu about 420

    • @Greenhelix5
      @Greenhelix5 3 года назад

      Doug is always fucking fried.

  • @ryanbustrum6708
    @ryanbustrum6708 3 года назад +45

    For those Jeans that drink alcohol, 420 is the equivalent of “ It’s 5 o’clock somewhere “.

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 3 года назад +4

      We're all good, sober Christians here, bud. Gotta follow proto.

  • @thomasbobinski4127
    @thomasbobinski4127 5 месяцев назад +1

    Everytime Christine says she's milked Tom I die a little inside

  • @hollyrenee9891
    @hollyrenee9891 3 года назад +11

    When you’re listening to the podcast in your car and have to stop everything and get on RUclips to see Enny square up to the doll 😂

  • @ethanneubauer2352
    @ethanneubauer2352 3 года назад +7

    Berts on his way to fort Riley Kansas right now for those 3 bottles of wine.

  • @candimiss9059
    @candimiss9059 3 года назад +15

    Native stoped laughing after the “lies” incident 😞

  • @prissymissyb
    @prissymissyb 3 года назад +28

    Thank you, Daddy Nadav!

  • @jdawgkinsey6650
    @jdawgkinsey6650 3 года назад

    Tom and Chris talking about fathers drinking.. my father finished a 24 before lunch and got the breathalyzer and passed. My hand to God.. Miracle on 34th street.

  • @jackh8157
    @jackh8157 3 года назад +6

    Sea-doo is an offshoot of the name Ski-doo which was a snowmobile manufacturer. I think some of the designers of the snowmobile adapted it to water.
    Edit:
    They explained it lol

  • @bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717
    @bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717 3 года назад +14

    Has Tom seen the South African Failed Armed Truck Robbery video? I feel like he'd relate to the security guy. Or at least the partner holding the gun absolutely stunned 🤣

  • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
    @well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 года назад +24

    That video of the Irish grandpa attempting to speak intelligibly always warms my heart

    • @wetcrumb2191
      @wetcrumb2191 3 года назад

      I think he's a Scotsman lol but then again I'm murican and he's too wasted to understand

    • @agathacathartese7041
      @agathacathartese7041 3 года назад

      @@wetcrumb2191 nah i think hes from down the south west coast of ireland somewhere, that's were the most difficult irish accents are found

    • @realitysosubtle2746
      @realitysosubtle2746 3 года назад

      @@agathacathartese7041 Yeah, he's from Killarney in county Kerry.

    • @timstradley5819
      @timstradley5819 3 года назад

      Shoutout Killarney!!

    • @wetcrumb2191
      @wetcrumb2191 3 года назад

      @@agathacathartese7041 his accent is definitely "difficult" lmao it's kinda like the UK equivalent of a Cajun American accent 🤣 I couldn't understand a word

  • @mirdeia
    @mirdeia 3 года назад +13

    Petition for a future DJ Dadmouth club tour spinning YMH music hits in da clubs. Who else would sign?

  • @Slimeq
    @Slimeq 3 года назад +12

    tina: plans her birthday
    also tina: this couple obviously doesn't have kids if they're planning his birthday

  • @murderburger1811
    @murderburger1811 3 года назад

    I'm with Tom. Sleeping in a really cold room with a big blanket. Oh man, it makes my mouth water just thinking aboot it.

  • @ChroniclesofaFatChick
    @ChroniclesofaFatChick 3 года назад +33

    Time to deep clean my house for the next two hours ✅

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 3 года назад

      Amen. So great.

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 3 года назад +5

      If by deep cleaning you mean sweeping the floor then sitting down for the remaining hour and a half then same

    • @ChroniclesofaFatChick
      @ChroniclesofaFatChick 3 года назад

      @@imdabeast100 no I literally mean deep, clean but that’s only because I’m psycho and notice when my baseboards are dirty😞
      so sorry

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 3 года назад

      My queen above 18

  • @Dillonmac96
    @Dillonmac96 3 года назад +20

    Lol mommy got the Demi lavato thing backwards... she was mad that they had healthy items because it makes everybody think they have to be on a diet.

    • @gehrkedesign
      @gehrkedesign 3 года назад +10

      Even after they read the article out loud she didn't understand lol

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 3 года назад +2

      Same! I was like, wait, huh?

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 3 года назад +4

      She’s pretty tok’d the more you listen to her. She goes back on her statements so often

    • @bracejuice7955
      @bracejuice7955 3 года назад +2

      Her brain fell out with the last kid

    • @jasonwinterton9369
      @jasonwinterton9369 3 года назад

      Do u guys even like her?

  • @nicksyoutubeaccount
    @nicksyoutubeaccount 3 года назад +34

    Damn. Things got painfully awkward after they played that video with the ending missing. You could feel Tom's inner rage the entire rest of the show.

    • @rogerhinds4062
      @rogerhinds4062 3 года назад

      Timestamp plz

    • @T-Rev-vz4qm
      @T-Rev-vz4qm 3 года назад

      Got me feeling like I used to when I got scared of my step dad 😂

    • @nicksyoutubeaccount
      @nicksyoutubeaccount 3 года назад +2

      @@rogerhinds4062 1:26:09 1:27:51

    • @GLo1991
      @GLo1991 3 года назад +4

      Jeez man he must be vicious after the show. His face and the “fuckin liars” under his breath are iinnnntense.

    • @josevilla8586
      @josevilla8586 3 года назад +1

      Bet you thought the Everybody hates Nadav bit was real...

  • @Joshuadalewillis
    @Joshuadalewillis 3 года назад +2

    Tom’s rage fills the cracks in my heart

  • @willtaks4
    @willtaks4 3 года назад +1

    Haha that security clip of Enny made me so happy

  • @mac_gamingyt7699
    @mac_gamingyt7699 3 года назад +7

    Best part of Wednesday period

  • @brysonmartin4061
    @brysonmartin4061 3 года назад +30

    Yoo toms “jack nickelson” face just made me realize. He’s actually Captain Spaulding!!

  • @anthonymignano5918
    @anthonymignano5918 3 года назад +5

    I’ll never get sick of Ed Asner

  • @stevenjulia4730
    @stevenjulia4730 3 года назад

    The conversations about the gift is exactly why they are buying each other gifts!!!

  • @BayIees.Pupsss
    @BayIees.Pupsss 3 года назад

    Pure gold. Need more solos like this of you two's chemistry, totally pulled me in. Oh, and welcome to Texas mommies. Local pro tip: gotta check out schlitterbahn.

  • @claytongibson2474
    @claytongibson2474 3 года назад +28

    I tried to ask my high school football coach if I could skip practice one day because it was my birthday. And that was the day I learned that people don't really care about your birthday.

    • @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
      @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 3 года назад +4

      😆😆😆 Sorry, but yes, no one gives a fuck.

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад

      People only care about their own birthdays and maybe if they like you, which is rare.

    • @hoot1159
      @hoot1159 3 года назад +1

      I met someone once who quit their job because they couldn’t get their birthday off.

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 3 года назад +4

    Beet Kreamer seems like the type to get excited when it's 4:20 or 4/20 lmao

  • @blainebrown8824
    @blainebrown8824 3 года назад +12

    I know I'm an idiot for this but love when I'm one of the 1st 100 people to thumbs up the mommies.

  • @felixculpa9390
    @felixculpa9390 3 года назад +2

    Enny reacts like the mascot showed him a magic trick.

  • @3ferretsstudio
    @3ferretsstudio 3 года назад +2

    Brunt Cissler with a jetpack is like that music from prince: " when the doves cry" but instead is "when the burnst fly"

  • @thetuggster
    @thetuggster 3 года назад +11

    All I can say is WOW! I wish every YMH was this good! From start to finish, Tim and Chrystin had me on the floor laughing. Let’s keep it this high and tight every episode!

  • @Emm3D
    @Emm3D 3 года назад +14

    @1:16:32 Dad has a sniper rifle on his dresser "this is the offer I want" - Christie

    • @lanceslarock
      @lanceslarock 3 года назад +2

      I think she was right about him putting a hit on Tommy. Can't believe they didn't notice that though.

    • @Emm3D
      @Emm3D 3 года назад

      @@lanceslarock he seems like a DIY guy, probably place the hit and fulfill it too. And ikr the scope is RIGHT THERE!

  • @muckrak3r
    @muckrak3r 3 года назад +8

    If Tommy would add just one more podcast to his legion of them, with his dad. Big Dog. It would very quickly go to number one and stay there. Tata there.

  • @apyorick
    @apyorick 3 года назад +4

    That old Irishman is the guy from the pub that we've watched a thousand times

  • @jackpohler3425
    @jackpohler3425 3 года назад +1

    56:35 Tim is clearly superior in his love for sneezes. Goes beyond pleasure. Love to see it XD

  • @lal3724
    @lal3724 3 года назад +46

    its crazy how low key jealous their wives get watching them buy awesome gifts for each other

    • @robertfrost8264
      @robertfrost8264 3 года назад +8

      That's money that they get to play with for each other rather than the wives. Tina still does clubs (for fun) and Tom was selling theaters for a few years. LeeAnn has been a babysitter and business manager for Bert and his family forever.
      The gifts they get are the giant houses and.. literally everything else haha

    • @mason2769
      @mason2769 3 года назад

      @@robertfrost8264 Welcome to the cool guy club

    • @tmp6939
      @tmp6939 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/_FtvMK0aZS0/видео.html

    • @davidgarvin7823
      @davidgarvin7823 3 года назад

      Burnt doesn't want a hunting buggy strapped with machine guns... He wants a table 😂

  • @sergiopawalski
    @sergiopawalski 3 года назад +6

    Tom should turn Bert's backyard into a full Korean BBQ restaurant, for Bert's birthday.

  • @Tripsody
    @Tripsody 3 года назад +4

    Happy YMH WEDNESDAY!!!

  • @laustinspacemusic
    @laustinspacemusic 3 года назад +1

    No, you didn't miss the window at 4:21. Because you wait until 4:22. Because that's 4:20 too.

  • @tacobob123411
    @tacobob123411 2 года назад

    I love sneezing just as much as Tom, feels good to know I’m not the only one

  • @jeremyw6246
    @jeremyw6246 3 года назад +9

    Point of personal privilege. I just wanna take this opportunity to thank all the mommies there for living life 365. I'm gonna make ya cry garl.

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 3 года назад

      Lets keep the Comments to a minimum I'm prone to scenery overload

  • @marisaruiz2529
    @marisaruiz2529 3 года назад +3

    “We haven’t heard much”. That’s cause he isn’t here”. Lol. I love Berts wife.

  • @spensero92
    @spensero92 3 года назад +9

    I find it so funny Tommy bunz gets so triggered by 420 lol

    • @chodi.foster
      @chodi.foster 3 года назад +2

      Stoners minding their own business: ...
      Tom: F*ck you!

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 3 года назад

      I’m with Tom. People are retarded when it comes to celebrating days like that.

    • @mattstanislen3165
      @mattstanislen3165 3 года назад

      @@eltoro969 it's just icing on the cake man. An extra little homage.

    • @spensero92
      @spensero92 3 года назад

      @@eltoro969 do you celebrate your birthday? Why when you can have presents every day. See how stupid that sounds?

  • @cerebraloddity
    @cerebraloddity 5 месяцев назад

    I love sneezing. I don't even mind several in a row. Feels like a million bucks.

  • @kidd715
    @kidd715 3 года назад

    So true about the jet skiing in the Canary Islands, the waves are mad

  • @epicstark990
    @epicstark990 3 года назад +3

    Btw, $340,000 for that JB11 Jetpack! 43:33

  • @futureskeletons66669
    @futureskeletons66669 3 года назад +6

    Jamie Lee : "Hello everybody, I'm going to get blocked (incredibly drunk) tonight!"

  • @mmagaa91
    @mmagaa91 3 года назад +8

    For YMH Live, I would totally buy an official YMH branded puke bucket for the heavy segments. Make it happen jeans!

  • @yannidelvalle9272
    @yannidelvalle9272 3 года назад

    me and my whole family when it is someones birthday we always get together to celebrate I will savor everyone we do together

  • @trashteamracing8262
    @trashteamracing8262 3 года назад

    I'm with Tom. Openly sneezing outdoors with nobody around is so good.

  • @lucasv1308
    @lucasv1308 3 года назад +16

    POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE: As somebody who intermittent fasts in the morning, hearing a 5 minute conversation about donuts waffles and breakfast sandwiches is very triggering. Please be aware of your audience. My stomachs real high and tight this morning.

    • @rrek7
      @rrek7 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha i broke my fast after hearing it haha fuck.

    • @daveh2612
      @daveh2612 3 года назад

      Keep featherin it brother!

    • @amandamarie740
      @amandamarie740 3 года назад

      😂😂

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy 3 года назад +8

    1:25:39 I could’ve sworn that Tom Was lying whenever he said that guy goes out smiling outta the fish tank 😂

  • @cybertree
    @cybertree 3 года назад +6

    Tom is acting like a real knucklehead this episode.
    And I love watching everyone's reactions 🤣

  • @sarahwhatwhystop
    @sarahwhatwhystop 3 года назад

    Thank you for the laughs tonight. Worst weekend of my life and yet you two goof balls just cheer me up instantly with disgust!

  • @smurph5258
    @smurph5258 3 года назад

    I love when they tard out at the beginning. It’s the best ❤️