Im working my night job and if anyone else is in this building hearing me laugh like joker to that line they probably think a psychopath is wandering the halls
But Mike, can't you see? She's doing the cool kind of judging. And the poopooing of her own people is safe because she's got her millions and nice house away from it all. It's so safe and nice! :D
Nadav’s googling is no secret, but can we just take a moment to appreciate “fat people in bathing suits” and “old people hair cuts” etc. it’s great, what an absolute tok
I just had to put my pet of 18 years down today and this show really helps take my mind off everything, thanks for the laughs, they really came in handy today.
Damn im sorry we had to put our dog of 15 years down last year it was ROUGH you got this tho laughter is the cure hope you have a better week/weekend keep them jeans high and tight
The frequency of Christina's voice when she reads ads f*** my chest up when listening on subwoofers. That monotone voice is just the perfect frequency for keeping my lungs from inhaling on such a hard hitting bass system
Tina laughing at people being proud of their heritage/ethnicity since they were simply just born into it, yet mentions her tribe every chance she gets.
@@vanquish421 cool except all the Texans that live outside of Austin have a different meaning for Keep Austin Weird. Would know, am Texan. The more you know.
Go ICF all the way. Used to be much more expensive but with lumber prices being what they are the savings on materials and labour are amazing. Not to mention really good energy efficiency for heating and cooling.
@@roberttaylor5579 the two times I've seen Tate do the Best Fiends read it looks like the opposite of how you would react to someone licking your scrum
Hear me out... I wear ear muffs for annoying noise at work. I also have AirPods on under these.. when someone beckons my attention I can nudge the stem of the pod out and it gets caught in the “bowl” of the muff, and nobody knows the difference. Sometimes you just can’t fast forward annoying best fiends commercials and the like
Oh same. I hate how crazy Southern accents can get. It's a complete abomination of the English language, for sure. Sometimes, if I can't understand someone after asking them to speak clearly, I end up just walking away. That's when I know it's REAL bad.
Being from Kentucky, I immediately recognized it as a Deep South or Appalachian accent. If you can speak to and understand mountain men you are pretty much bilingual.
Hey chomos, I love when YMH has guests but what also gets me extra plump in my jeans is a good old fashion... episode that is! Seeing you two every week is the cherry on top of my poutine. You are the Mark to my Ed Asner. Thanks to the whole crew for making the middle of the week something to look forward to!!! Piss on me, beat me
As a rural southern Alabama resident, I can confirm that Tom is correct about the town drunk. He’s saying that he has been to “the joint”; and that he would go back if caught with a gun. Excellent analysis, sir.
I listen to podcasts at work but i live in Germany so it means the show gets posted when im done for the day... i try every time to wait until the next day to watch it but i always end up watching once i get home
That's not a bobcat! It's a Caracal. All the ones I've ever seen act way more pissed than they really are. They make the hissing sound normally but are still very scary.
"Whichever side of the declawing issue you are on, there are only 2 countries that allow it. That's the USA and Canada. It is outlawed all over Europe as an inhumane thing to do. Bears, Big Cats as well as all other animals are included in the ban."
Yo, there's a lot of great comedy here... just don't do the.. hole lick my but stuff... I've had a bad blow job and wanted to give tips but I'm not willing to go through torment of practice
"I learned this when I was in law school for 2 weeks" lmao. Its like saying "I learned the importance of listening to patients when I went to med school for 2 weeks"
5:09 What Tina is referring to is a hair bonnet. It's mostly used amongst black women such as myself to maintain and protect our hair especially when we just got it done.
Hey Nadav, how about you turn the gain down on their mics next episode so we don't have to deal with the slapback? The fact that Tom hasn't murdered you yet is a fucking mystery.
"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do." - Henry Rollins
Rewarched 'Mostly Stories' , Tom said he wanted to lose weight just so he could make fun of fat people again. I see that's 100% true
He still fat tho.
And he’s still fat which is hilarious
He is not fat anymore lol
It’s just his big dumb head that’s fat. In his car vids he’s smaller for sure !
@@no-xr8wvu
“ can you imagine how disgusting you would be on all fours” “As your partner that hurt my feelings” got me dead. 😂
Their love is pure!
I read this as Tina said this! Hilarious 😂
I dont want it to ever happen, cus then the bit would be over 🤫
"Imagine ANYTHING MORE disgusting ?" at that... 🤣
Poor Tom. Mommy Tina just put his scrum lower than Conalds pee jug.
I literally did a spit take back into my cup when she said that😂
Christina's face while Tom is convincing her of how much fun it's gonna be to tongue-punch his fartbox....happiness fuel!
I mean he really just needs to have do you like your life Linda convo with her
This is the best fucking comment I’ve seen in a long time 🤣
She can't grasp the concept of getting pleasure from giving pleasure lol
tom: "i speak stupid real well"
us: well, you _wahn_ that argument
I need Nadav laughing in the background of my life
Hahaha is that his name. Love it tool
“Permanent drooler” made me choke on my coffee.
I had a high chance of being a permadroller but I beat the odds and I’m home here now
@@deformedlovetangerine789 right on bud 👍
Im working my night job and if anyone else is in this building hearing me laugh like joker to that line they probably think a psychopath is wandering the halls
what's the time stamp? I remember hearing lmao
I also beat the chance of being a drooler bc of my dads retarded side of the family ✊🏽
This has been the longest week ever. Thank God for ymh. High and tight!!!
True story.
Yeah I feel that, my school caught fire yesterday
Long... And hard?
Keep feathering it brother
@@averyespinoza2667 WHAT!? hahaha
Tina's definition of nature: Feeding semi-domesticated turtles from a barbecue restaurant
🐢 🍗
#cityroach
Lmao
These two both seem like they'd be losing their minds after 24 hours without a bidet tbh fam.
#urbanitescum
@@no-xr8wv well, everyone enjoys having a clean butt hole...
The whole, "I don't see why you're so proud of your culture other/except for..." is the perfect example of an L A transplant to Austin
But Mike, can't you see? She's doing the cool kind of judging. And the poopooing of her own people is safe because she's got her millions and nice house away from it all. It's so safe and nice! :D
14:10 First guess: Chris D'elia. Second: Louis CK. Third: Brendan Shaub. Highly weighted toward the first guess though.
Has to be delia
Get Louis on YMH
I really think it’s Louis
I love that Tina gets visibly angry that Tim doesn't get jealous of her imaginary future relationship with someone else.
As a woman, I completely understand her anger lol
He’s just pumped full of that NRE
Dont use my name in vain, peasant.
@@sissyofFreemont ⁸the most of us 🇺🇸
I would let Christina p do anything to me
Nadav’s googling is no secret, but can we just take a moment to appreciate “fat people in bathing suits” and “old people hair cuts” etc. it’s great, what an absolute tok
"famous Greek foods" was fucking gold
He gets really upset if you point that out. He’ll block you. lol.
Those are intelligent queries compared to the shit the masses usually Google.
Surely "How do Bobcats fuck you up" has to be right up there
@@stevethomas74 LMAO
I just had to put my pet of 18 years down today and this show really helps take my mind off everything, thanks for the laughs, they really came in handy today.
Keep feathering brotha
Damn im sorry we had to put our dog of 15 years down last year it was ROUGH you got this tho laughter is the cure hope you have a better week/weekend keep them jeans high and tight
I feel you bro, we had to put my buddy's retired service dog down because of neuro issues the other day night
I’ve been there😞 Enjoy the memories❤️
That sucks, so sorry for your loss.
The frequency of Christina's voice when she reads ads f*** my chest up when listening on subwoofers. That monotone voice is just the perfect frequency for keeping my lungs from inhaling on such a hard hitting bass system
Tina: “You’re the tard whisperer”
Tim: 😳😬
She’ll be the turd whisperer soon enough
Tina laughing at people being proud of their heritage/ethnicity since they were simply just born into it, yet mentions her tribe every chance she gets.
No fucking way. Are you telling me that a person's words and actions could not match?! Whaaaaaat???
@@clintonleonard5187 nah Daniel is right. This is beyond normal hypocrisy. Cmon. She mentions it every 15 minutes. Now shes ripping that? Lol.
@@petertheoneandonly9752 I disagree. That's very normal hypocrisy.
Yah but she hates her tribe.
@@petertheoneandonly9752 she called herself out right as the conversation began. Relax.
The scrum still hasn't been eaten and she act's like it's just okay
Right?! Like b!ach? Who pays the bills and your manicures
The true travesty of our time
She’s not following proto
Bro and if Tom left her for a woman who would she’d be DEVASTATED
So fucking annoying. Tired of hearing about it tbh.
The best day of the week is here Mommies
Hump day!
Hell's yes it is!!
👖
Keeping em high and tight
That’s what’s UP👍
Dude jumped off that roof & then literally kissed his own knees goodbye
Bro 😂
5 minutes in and Tom has to shut down whatever stupid rant Christine was about to go on about “head bags” before Black Twitter exploded
I disagree ... bonnets and durags in public are juvenile
I love that Rob Iler just texted Christina out of the blue just to tell her to eat Tom's scrum. 🤣
That dude is a legend!
It makes me upset to hear Crystal talk about how she doesn't care about satisfying Tom. Y'all even know whats a banana split???
she doesnt care period. she's in it for the money
Tim might be in the market for some lot lizard action
He better not forget the Corn Flakes, AYAYAAAAAH!
I skipped the whole bit... it’s getting annoying and I’m feeling sad for Tom
I want yer feet, too!
Tina about Austin, TX: "There's no weirdos..." Oh just wait, you'll see...
She hasn’t met them yet
Apparently "Keep Austin Weird" means nothing to her.
Ohhh yeah these comedians have only been here for a few months during a pandemic it’s about to get real weird again
@@erictheripper3316 Keep Austin Weird means support local business. Don't Mess With Texas means don't litter. The more you know.
@@vanquish421 cool except all the Texans that live outside of Austin have a different meaning for Keep Austin Weird. Would know, am Texan. The more you know.
Navad needs to turn down the reverb. Sounds like this podcast was recorded in a cave. Possibly where a couple bears live?
underrated comment
Duuude i was just like wtf is something wrong with my headphones? God damn nadav, can't google, can't mix sound.
Sounds like the guy who is watching his buddy flip the ATV says “Блять/Blyat,” which is a versatile Russian swearword 🤣
“We’re not gonna gape me” - Tom Segura 2021
Now THAT should be his next tour title. "Come out and see me in sneakyJ York for the We're Not Gonna Gape Me tour." Would make for great merch.
Time stamp?
39:19
1 minute in and Tina’s already talking about Milking Tim
If I had the p r i v l e g e of milking Tom, I'd brag too.
This is proto
It seems to be important for her to share that??
She likes her some milk. 😋
Apparently it’s what the people want to hear
Good morning my king and queens, breakfast is ready. What? Yes starting our day right with a new episode!
What?
wut
Great idea to eat on Your Mom's House!
What ?
🤔
'How would a bobcat fuck you up?' is my new favorite google search
I await the day when their kids are old enough to hear their parents talking about eating each other's scrum 🤣
Damn, you guys are building a studio while lumber prices are up more than 400% Bert should’ve gifted you a pallet of 2x4s
@S R lol steel is skyrocketing rn
@S R its not up like lumber but 175% is a looooot. I have a career welder buddy who just quit. Said everything about it just became insane this year
Her in Canada we build our homes from snow...
#igloolivin' 🥶
Go ICF all the way. Used to be much more expensive but with lumber prices being what they are the savings on materials and labour are amazing. Not to mention really good energy efficiency for heating and cooling.
@@JoE-kx7dw not a word of a lie. She's a nippy one this year buds. 🥶
Christina: What have Greek people contributed to civilization?
Didn’t Christina study philosophy?
Stolen Valor
Apparently not. Another case of stolen valor
Dont think she is a history buff
Hhahaha
I don't understand how she's lived this long without falling into a well or some shit. Truly brain dead.
I was waiting for someone to joke, “you better slow down, Yannis is calling me already”
I love how insanely obvious the comedian Krystine married in her dream was Chris D'elia. 15:00
Or bryan callen maybe
No definitely Delia he is way bigger than callen respectively
My thoughts exactly. But u never know
@@kadin3050 no we do lol weeee do
I was thinking Louie lmao
If Tom comes in without a beard....then we know he's now the happiest man on earth.
Love how tom started with just a lick, then upsold it all the way to the premium, deluxe 'king of the land' package lol
You can tell Tom was serious about moving back
Uh...hundred percent.
Is Kristen advertising Best Fiends just a running joke at this point?
I 100% guarantee tom said he would never do the ad for best fiends and Christine argues against it and he didn’t budge 😂😂😂
It's gonna be
@@rogerhinds4062 he did it the other day, I think it was in the Rob Iler podcast, definitely a good amount of sarcasm to his read tho
@@roberttaylor5579 the two times I've seen Tate do the Best Fiends read it looks like the opposite of how you would react to someone licking your scrum
There’s an echo in this video, with at least Christians voice.
I thought I was the only one
I literally just commented about this. Nadav is gonna disappear. Poor guy.
Thnx... I thought I was going mental.
Definitely with Christina but now I can hear it the whoke time
Literally just came here to ask if I was going crazy
I hope Christine stops talking about "her tribe" after that enlightening conversation about ethnic pride
Might as well hope she stops belching into the mic 10 times an episode
She never really says she's proud of it though she just talks about it. Mostly in a bad way. Not really the same.
Tom: "you know that's the wrong search, right?"
Nadav: how to bobcats fuck you up
I just came to the comments section to correct people. It's a caracal, not a bobcat. Thanks now I feel superiorer
Wow. "Perma drooler" caught me off guard. 😂😂😂
I thought it was a joke about an old woman's vag not getting tight after the baby delivery
Holy shit me too, I’m dying
@@brianjenkins5429 that was my first thought too hahaha
It's gonna be hilarious when we tune into YMH...And Tom is clean shaven smiling from ear to ear and we all know what Christina DID.....
I thought the same thing ahahah
Pretty sure she was talking about shaving his ass and crack, not his face lol. That doesn't even make sense
@@RoyalReyna watch again she says she hasn't seen his face since before married
@@jeremyrapp5427 Ah, must've missed that part. I just remember her telling him to wax and clean it before she'd do it
I will be so empty and dead once I have to work back in the office and can no longer safely watch this during shifts.
Headphones bud
@@crispybrofu4888 Don't wanna be the office tok cackling at his open desk. :(
I do in office secretly but holding back laughter is hard
I just laugh, not as loud as I usually do but I still laugh lol
Hear me out... I wear ear muffs for annoying noise at work. I also have AirPods on under these.. when someone beckons my attention I can nudge the stem of the pod out and it gets caught in the “bowl” of the muff, and nobody knows the difference. Sometimes you just can’t fast forward annoying best fiends commercials and the like
More Kevin Samuel pls, I love Tom's reaction 🤣
this
That’s me playing the Khaen. (It’s not a flute😂)
Trans Canada highway!
Tom’s impression of Yoshi is my favorite thing ever. Every episode I hope he gives us a taste
It’s INSANE how much Crystal learned in the short 2 weeks she was enrolled in law school.
What's up with the reverb today mommies? Feels like I am listening to Tom's inner dialog
It bothered the shit outta me.
The "Inconsiderate Roommate" Tok guy looks like if Ethan Klein, Rainn Wilson and Ed Kemper had a kid.
I've never seen another person contradict everything they've ever said before like Chrystal does
First place goes to Trump. Second place goes to Christine.
So true I love watching Tim just listen to her bs
the burp at 45:34 came right after my own and I thought it was an echo while I am watching. I just wanted to note this prophetic moment in my life.
The best joke Christine has ever told was that she plays Best Fiends.
It’s my first amendment right to talk about how amazing this show is
Point of personal privilege!!!!
EXCUSE ME! PERSONAL PRIVILEGE!!
NOT ON RUclips hahaaha
Yep. And 2nd amendment means we dont need cops. Why do we have guns and cops? We don't need both.
@@poopypantsmcgee3621 ugh. Thanks for making this unfun.
That “what” drop from the king at the beginning had me dying.
Lmao at picturing Christina learning to play that trombone. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
"WE GO HOG HUNTING TOGETHER"
I'm fucking dead 💀
Nobody:
Christina: Tom needs to get milked!
"As your partner that hurt my feelings" 🤭🤣🤣
I have been listening to YMH Podcast for two months now and it has definitely helped with being an empty nester and idiots at work
I've been on a H and Diazepam binge today, it's 5.30 am and I'm feeling chilled as champagne.
I’ve never felt more like a southern than I do now, cause I understood that hillbilly perfectly.
Oh same. I hate how crazy Southern accents can get. It's a complete abomination of the English language, for sure. Sometimes, if I can't understand someone after asking them to speak clearly, I end up just walking away. That's when I know it's REAL bad.
Being from Kentucky, I immediately recognized it as a Deep South or Appalachian accent. If you can speak to and understand mountain men you are pretty much bilingual.
Sorry to you texans Crystal will now start appropriating your culture. She is simultaneously an eastern blocker, canadian, an angelino and now a texan
She'll soon get a ten-gallon hat and some spurs, to complete the stereotyped idea of a Texan in her head.
"We are drinkink Lone Star"
Lived in Texas my whole life. She better not try and say I'm part of her fucking tribe.
Hey chomos, I love when YMH has guests but what also gets me extra plump in my jeans is a good old fashion... episode that is! Seeing you two every week is the cherry on top of my poutine. You are the Mark to my Ed Asner. Thanks to the whole crew for making the middle of the week something to look forward to!!! Piss on me, beat me
I love that fart Simpson almost laughed several times. I was laughing so hard.
Nadavs laugh is the gift that keeps on giving. Makes the day better!
Its been a minute since we talked about scrums, but tom went all in this episode...he's building this up to be the closer for the next live show
a LIVE scrum eating, on stage?!?!? Please make this happen 🤣♥️
It's 9 am on Wednesday... Gotta follow proto, and hop on RUclips with all the mommies, kings, queens, and nonbinaries!
Almost 5 PM here in Sweden but still following proto
Imagine when the boys’ friends find this high school and these two are closing in on 60? 😂😂 Oh dear..
They'll say, haha your parents are multi millionaires because of this
@@benische hahahahaha That’s true too!
As a rural southern Alabama resident, I can confirm that Tom is correct about the town drunk. He’s saying that he has been to “the joint”; and that he would go back if caught with a gun. Excellent analysis, sir.
in the jump off roof broken leg video... immediately after his being sad at the ATV guy... tom laughed so hard his skin tone matched the backdrop
"That's a lot of work"? Tom should just be like "Do you like your life, Linda?" Or get his dalmatian wife already.
That “what?” Drop at 1:46 is perfect 👌👌
Hey someone call Enny in to get this reverb/echoing issue figured out.
Someone should sync the audio on those mikes in post.
Aaron cold , “Mike “ is a name. They are “mics” if you call Microphones “mikes” you might be a tik tok. 😁
I didn't notice until you said something. Now I can't unhear it
I blame Nadav. He's responsible for this somehow
Every guy needs a woman like Christina 💯🐐
I just discovered this podcast. Absolutely love these 2.
Tina: "Groups shouldn't be proud.. " and moves to Texas. LOL Wait till Texas Pride becomes obvious.
Perfect example of something that no one should be proud about.
@@alcoholismscornerofmemorie9070 When I moved there in 92, it was overwhelming. Nationalism.. on a state level. Mom was born in East Germany.
They're going to hate Texas. Just sayin.
Texans*
Clicked super fast. I need this today
I hear that. Great listen during a shit work day.
I clicked super fast to get past KP’s sex crisis
I love getting stoned and a good episode of Your Moms House
I cannot begin to describe the feeling of seeing Justin Ryan on YMH. Gem gem for Eva
I'll gladly pause another podcast to start this one
I do the same thing I also pause other podcast for 2 Bears lol
I listen to podcasts at work but i live in Germany so it means the show gets posted when im done for the day... i try every time to wait until the next day to watch it but i always end up watching once i get home
The guy who broke his knees has horrible friends who just laughed at him
I used to have a friend like that. Complete asshole. I had him killed . true story
@@hamishwinters3071 Garth?
When Your Mom's House comes out on your Birthday.......AYE YIE YIEEEEEEEEE!
Happy Birthday There Cho Mo 👖🍰🎉🎁
Happy birthday keep featherin it
Happy Birthday 👸above 1️⃣8️⃣
BANANA SPLITTT
Happy Birthday mommy
I hope they can figure this thing out. I really want the scrum negotiations to end
Their relationship is so adorable
So glad the mommies finally found the gold mine that is Kevin Samuels’ content
Yeah man the godfather has made it!!!!!!!
That's not a bobcat! It's a Caracal. All the ones I've ever seen act way more pissed than they really are. They make the hissing sound normally but are still very scary.
Do you think it was de-clawed? I would think it would use nails if it had any
"Whichever side of the declawing issue you are on, there are only 2 countries that allow it. That's the USA and Canada. It is outlawed all over Europe as an inhumane thing to do. Bears, Big Cats as well as all other animals are included in the ban."
Good Morning Chomos! Good Morning My Kings And Queens Above 18!!!
I can’t get enough of Christina’s tik toks. These are the best
Yo, this is one of my favorite channels. My God you both are great together!!!
Yo, there's a lot of great comedy here... just don't do the.. hole lick my but stuff... I've had a bad blow job and wanted to give tips but I'm not willing to go through torment of practice
I think after their first Texas summer they’ll move back
Yeah definitely. I would love to live in california just for the weather.
California has perfect weather almost all year. Texas summers are brutal.
@@Nabsolute_ nah. There is nothing like a hot humid Texas summer.
@@ItsJustme526 I think they’ll be willing to sweat to keep more of their money
They’ll be back. They’re spending thousands just flying back and forth there’s no point lol
@@starvinmarvin7964 Los Angeles is not California. I live in California and summers are terrible for me. Nothing perfect about it.
I can’t believe you guys found Justin Ryan! (26:00) He’s been a meme in Australia for almost a decade now hahahaha
Came here to comment that.
Now that you mention it he looks kinda familiar
@@jordandwyer8196 Haha me too dude!
Every pound Tommy loses, he gets closer to being B-Real’s doppelgänger
Lucky for you Tom after a year as a resident here in the great state of Texas we give you a membership to the NRA so welcome to Texas.
"I learned this when I was in law school for 2 weeks" lmao. Its like saying "I learned the importance of listening to patients when I went to med school for 2 weeks"
The shit I have to look at on this fucking podcast.. it's great.
5:09 What Tina is referring to is a hair bonnet. It's mostly used amongst black women such as myself to maintain and protect our hair especially when we just got it done.
Bonnets and satin pillowcases
Hey Nadav, how about you turn the gain down on their mics next episode so we don't have to deal with the slapback? The fact that Tom hasn't murdered you yet is a fucking mystery.
Does Tom actually hate nadav or what?
They do look extra toked with the new headsets... 👍
@@ext93 He's moving to Austin and continuing his job as a piss-poor Googler.
"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do." - Henry Rollins
Pretty mad a fed smoker clip wasn’t dropped when mommy was talking about dry hogs cutting their hair short and feathered
they talked breaking proto too, no clip. Rest in Feathers.