But Mike, can't you see? She's doing the cool kind of judging. And the poopooing of her own people is safe because she's got her millions and nice house away from it all. It's so safe and nice! :D
Nadav’s googling is no secret, but can we just take a moment to appreciate “fat people in bathing suits” and “old people hair cuts” etc. it’s great, what an absolute tok
Im working my night job and if anyone else is in this building hearing me laugh like joker to that line they probably think a psychopath is wandering the halls
Tina laughing at people being proud of their heritage/ethnicity since they were simply just born into it, yet mentions her tribe every chance she gets.
Go ICF all the way. Used to be much more expensive but with lumber prices being what they are the savings on materials and labour are amazing. Not to mention really good energy efficiency for heating and cooling.
The frequency of Christina's voice when she reads ads f*** my chest up when listening on subwoofers. That monotone voice is just the perfect frequency for keeping my lungs from inhaling on such a hard hitting bass system
I just had to put my pet of 18 years down today and this show really helps take my mind off everything, thanks for the laughs, they really came in handy today.
Damn im sorry we had to put our dog of 15 years down last year it was ROUGH you got this tho laughter is the cure hope you have a better week/weekend keep them jeans high and tight
@@vanquish421 cool except all the Texans that live outside of Austin have a different meaning for Keep Austin Weird. Would know, am Texan. The more you know.
@@roberttaylor5579 the two times I've seen Tate do the Best Fiends read it looks like the opposite of how you would react to someone licking your scrum
Hear me out... I wear ear muffs for annoying noise at work. I also have AirPods on under these.. when someone beckons my attention I can nudge the stem of the pod out and it gets caught in the “bowl” of the muff, and nobody knows the difference. Sometimes you just can’t fast forward annoying best fiends commercials and the like
Hey chomos, I love when YMH has guests but what also gets me extra plump in my jeans is a good old fashion... episode that is! Seeing you two every week is the cherry on top of my poutine. You are the Mark to my Ed Asner. Thanks to the whole crew for making the middle of the week something to look forward to!!! Piss on me, beat me
Oh same. I hate how crazy Southern accents can get. It's a complete abomination of the English language, for sure. Sometimes, if I can't understand someone after asking them to speak clearly, I end up just walking away. That's when I know it's REAL bad.
Being from Kentucky, I immediately recognized it as a Deep South or Appalachian accent. If you can speak to and understand mountain men you are pretty much bilingual.
5:09 What Tina is referring to is a hair bonnet. It's mostly used amongst black women such as myself to maintain and protect our hair especially when we just got it done.
Yo, there's a lot of great comedy here... just don't do the.. hole lick my but stuff... I've had a bad blow job and wanted to give tips but I'm not willing to go through torment of practice
As a rural southern Alabama resident, I can confirm that Tom is correct about the town drunk. He’s saying that he has been to “the joint”; and that he would go back if caught with a gun. Excellent analysis, sir.
I love watching these 2 when I am struggling to keep it positive or struggling a bit with emotional strength with my pregnancy this has been scary ride and I am very close to the amount of months and weeks i was when I went into premature labor and lost my son and it's made every single day nerve-racking throughout this journey 💙 3years and 5months I was waiting on this amazing joy to come and every step is scary but also beautiful and when I'm at a low point this i will watch these episodes and escape my own crazy head space for a bit and reset to hang on and keep it going and it's just been absolutely 💯 wonderful for me to laugh and smile when I thought I never would again it's a gift you 2 don't let go to waste .
That's not a bobcat! It's a Caracal. All the ones I've ever seen act way more pissed than they really are. They make the hissing sound normally but are still very scary.
"Whichever side of the declawing issue you are on, there are only 2 countries that allow it. That's the USA and Canada. It is outlawed all over Europe as an inhumane thing to do. Bears, Big Cats as well as all other animals are included in the ban."
I listen to podcasts at work but i live in Germany so it means the show gets posted when im done for the day... i try every time to wait until the next day to watch it but i always end up watching once i get home
Hey Nadav, how about you turn the gain down on their mics next episode so we don't have to deal with the slapback? The fact that Tom hasn't murdered you yet is a fucking mystery.
Rewarched 'Mostly Stories' , Tom said he wanted to lose weight just so he could make fun of fat people again. I see that's 100% true
He still fat tho.
And he’s still fat which is hilarious
He is not fat anymore lol
It’s just his big dumb head that’s fat. In his car vids he’s smaller for sure !
@@no-xr8wvu
tom: "i speak stupid real well"
us: well, you _wahn_ that argument
“ can you imagine how disgusting you would be on all fours” “As your partner that hurt my feelings” got me dead. 😂
Their love is pure!
I read this as Tina said this! Hilarious 😂
I dont want it to ever happen, cus then the bit would be over 🤫
"Imagine ANYTHING MORE disgusting ?" at that... 🤣
Poor Tom. Mommy Tina just put his scrum lower than Conalds pee jug.
I literally did a spit take back into my cup when she said that😂
I need Nadav laughing in the background of my life
Hahaha is that his name. Love it tool
The whole, "I don't see why you're so proud of your culture other/except for..." is the perfect example of an L A transplant to Austin
But Mike, can't you see? She's doing the cool kind of judging. And the poopooing of her own people is safe because she's got her millions and nice house away from it all. It's so safe and nice! :D
This has been the longest week ever. Thank God for ymh. High and tight!!!
True story.
Yeah I feel that, my school caught fire yesterday
Long... And hard?
Keep feathering it brother
@@averyespinoza2667 WHAT!? hahaha
Nadav’s googling is no secret, but can we just take a moment to appreciate “fat people in bathing suits” and “old people hair cuts” etc. it’s great, what an absolute tok
"famous Greek foods" was fucking gold
He gets really upset if you point that out. He’ll block you. lol.
Those are intelligent queries compared to the shit the masses usually Google.
Surely "How do Bobcats fuck you up" has to be right up there
@@stevethomas74 LMAO
“Permanent drooler” made me choke on my coffee.
I had a high chance of being a permadroller but I beat the odds and I’m home here now
@@deformedlovetangerine789 right on bud 👍
Im working my night job and if anyone else is in this building hearing me laugh like joker to that line they probably think a psychopath is wandering the halls
what's the time stamp? I remember hearing lmao
I also beat the chance of being a drooler bc of my dads retarded side of the family ✊🏽
14:10 First guess: Chris D'elia. Second: Louis CK. Third: Brendan Shaub. Highly weighted toward the first guess though.
Has to be delia
Get Louis on YMH
I really think it’s Louis
Dude jumped off that roof & then literally kissed his own knees goodbye
Bro 😂
Christina's face while Tom is convincing her of how much fun it's gonna be to tongue-punch his fartbox....happiness fuel!
I mean he really just needs to have do you like your life Linda convo with her
This is the best fucking comment I’ve seen in a long time 🤣
She can't grasp the concept of getting pleasure from giving pleasure lol
Tina laughing at people being proud of their heritage/ethnicity since they were simply just born into it, yet mentions her tribe every chance she gets.
No fucking way. Are you telling me that a person's words and actions could not match?! Whaaaaaat???
@@clintonleonard5187 nah Daniel is right. This is beyond normal hypocrisy. Cmon. She mentions it every 15 minutes. Now shes ripping that? Lol.
@@petertheoneandonly9752 I disagree. That's very normal hypocrisy.
Yah but she hates her tribe.
@@petertheoneandonly9752 she called herself out right as the conversation began. Relax.
It makes me upset to hear Crystal talk about how she doesn't care about satisfying Tom. Y'all even know whats a banana split???
she doesnt care period. she's in it for the money
Tim might be in the market for some lot lizard action
He better not forget the Corn Flakes, AYAYAAAAAH!
I skipped the whole bit... it’s getting annoying and I’m feeling sad for Tom
I want yer feet, too!
5 minutes in and Tom has to shut down whatever stupid rant Christine was about to go on about “head bags” before Black Twitter exploded
I disagree ... bonnets and durags in public are juvenile
Navad needs to turn down the reverb. Sounds like this podcast was recorded in a cave. Possibly where a couple bears live?
underrated comment
Duuude i was just like wtf is something wrong with my headphones? God damn nadav, can't google, can't mix sound.
I love that Tina gets visibly angry that Tim doesn't get jealous of her imaginary future relationship with someone else.
As a woman, I completely understand her anger lol
He’s just pumped full of that NRE
Dont use my name in vain, peasant.
@@sissyofFreemont ⁸the most of us 🇺🇸
I would let Christina p do anything to me
Damn, you guys are building a studio while lumber prices are up more than 400% Bert should’ve gifted you a pallet of 2x4s
@S R lol steel is skyrocketing rn
@S R its not up like lumber but 175% is a looooot. I have a career welder buddy who just quit. Said everything about it just became insane this year
Her in Canada we build our homes from snow...
#igloolivin' 🥶
Go ICF all the way. Used to be much more expensive but with lumber prices being what they are the savings on materials and labour are amazing. Not to mention really good energy efficiency for heating and cooling.
@@JoE-kx7dw not a word of a lie. She's a nippy one this year buds. 🥶
Tina's definition of nature: Feeding semi-domesticated turtles from a barbecue restaurant
🐢 🍗
#cityroach
Lmao
These two both seem like they'd be losing their minds after 24 hours without a bidet tbh fam.
#urbanitescum
@@no-xr8wv well, everyone enjoys having a clean butt hole...
'How would a bobcat fuck you up?' is my new favorite google search
The frequency of Christina's voice when she reads ads f*** my chest up when listening on subwoofers. That monotone voice is just the perfect frequency for keeping my lungs from inhaling on such a hard hitting bass system
The scrum still hasn't been eaten and she act's like it's just okay
Right?! Like b!ach? Who pays the bills and your manicures
The true travesty of our time
She’s not following proto
Bro and if Tom left her for a woman who would she’d be DEVASTATED
So fucking annoying. Tired of hearing about it tbh.
I just had to put my pet of 18 years down today and this show really helps take my mind off everything, thanks for the laughs, they really came in handy today.
Keep feathering brotha
Damn im sorry we had to put our dog of 15 years down last year it was ROUGH you got this tho laughter is the cure hope you have a better week/weekend keep them jeans high and tight
I feel you bro, we had to put my buddy's retired service dog down because of neuro issues the other day night
I’ve been there😞 Enjoy the memories❤️
That sucks, so sorry for your loss.
The best day of the week is here Mommies
Hump day!
Hell's yes it is!!
👖
Keeping em high and tight
That’s what’s UP👍
Tina: “You’re the tard whisperer”
Tim: 😳😬
She’ll be the turd whisperer soon enough
I hope Christine stops talking about "her tribe" after that enlightening conversation about ethnic pride
Might as well hope she stops belching into the mic 10 times an episode
She never really says she's proud of it though she just talks about it. Mostly in a bad way. Not really the same.
Tina about Austin, TX: "There's no weirdos..." Oh just wait, you'll see...
She hasn’t met them yet
Apparently "Keep Austin Weird" means nothing to her.
Ohhh yeah these comedians have only been here for a few months during a pandemic it’s about to get real weird again
@@erictheripper3316 Keep Austin Weird means support local business. Don't Mess With Texas means don't litter. The more you know.
@@vanquish421 cool except all the Texans that live outside of Austin have a different meaning for Keep Austin Weird. Would know, am Texan. The more you know.
Good morning my king and queens, breakfast is ready. What? Yes starting our day right with a new episode!
What?
wut
Great idea to eat on Your Mom's House!
What ?
🤔
Is Kristen advertising Best Fiends just a running joke at this point?
I 100% guarantee tom said he would never do the ad for best fiends and Christine argues against it and he didn’t budge 😂😂😂
It's gonna be
@@rogerhinds4062 he did it the other day, I think it was in the Rob Iler podcast, definitely a good amount of sarcasm to his read tho
@@roberttaylor5579 the two times I've seen Tate do the Best Fiends read it looks like the opposite of how you would react to someone licking your scrum
Tom: "you know that's the wrong search, right?"
Nadav: how to bobcats fuck you up
I just came to the comments section to correct people. It's a caracal, not a bobcat. Thanks now I feel superiorer
Love how tom started with just a lick, then upsold it all the way to the premium, deluxe 'king of the land' package lol
I love that Rob Iler just texted Christina out of the blue just to tell her to eat Tom's scrum. 🤣
That dude is a legend!
You can tell Tom was serious about moving back
Uh...hundred percent.
Christina: What have Greek people contributed to civilization?
Didn’t Christina study philosophy?
Stolen Valor
Apparently not. Another case of stolen valor
Dont think she is a history buff
Hhahaha
I don't understand how she's lived this long without falling into a well or some shit. Truly brain dead.
I was waiting for someone to joke, “you better slow down, Yannis is calling me already”
I've never seen another person contradict everything they've ever said before like Chrystal does
First place goes to Trump. Second place goes to Christine.
So true I love watching Tim just listen to her bs
That “what” drop from the king at the beginning had me dying.
I love how insanely obvious the comedian Krystine married in her dream was Chris D'elia. 15:00
Or bryan callen maybe
No definitely Delia he is way bigger than callen respectively
My thoughts exactly. But u never know
@@kadin3050 no we do lol weeee do
I was thinking Louie lmao
There’s an echo in this video, with at least Christians voice.
I thought I was the only one
I literally just commented about this. Nadav is gonna disappear. Poor guy.
Thnx... I thought I was going mental.
Definitely with Christina but now I can hear it the whoke time
Literally just came here to ask if I was going crazy
1 minute in and Tina’s already talking about Milking Tim
If I had the p r i v l e g e of milking Tom, I'd brag too.
This is proto
It seems to be important for her to share that??
She likes her some milk. 😋
Apparently it’s what the people want to hear
I await the day when their kids are old enough to hear their parents talking about eating each other's scrum 🤣
If Tom comes in without a beard....then we know he's now the happiest man on earth.
“We’re not gonna gape me” - Tom Segura 2021
Now THAT should be his next tour title. "Come out and see me in sneakyJ York for the We're Not Gonna Gape Me tour." Would make for great merch.
Time stamp?
39:19
I will be so empty and dead once I have to work back in the office and can no longer safely watch this during shifts.
Headphones bud
@@crispybrofu4888 Don't wanna be the office tok cackling at his open desk. :(
I do in office secretly but holding back laughter is hard
I just laugh, not as loud as I usually do but I still laugh lol
Hear me out... I wear ear muffs for annoying noise at work. I also have AirPods on under these.. when someone beckons my attention I can nudge the stem of the pod out and it gets caught in the “bowl” of the muff, and nobody knows the difference. Sometimes you just can’t fast forward annoying best fiends commercials and the like
It's gonna be hilarious when we tune into YMH...And Tom is clean shaven smiling from ear to ear and we all know what Christina DID.....
I thought the same thing ahahah
Pretty sure she was talking about shaving his ass and crack, not his face lol. That doesn't even make sense
@@RoyalReyna watch again she says she hasn't seen his face since before married
@@jeremyrapp5427 Ah, must've missed that part. I just remember her telling him to wax and clean it before she'd do it
I hope they can figure this thing out. I really want the scrum negotiations to end
in the jump off roof broken leg video... immediately after his being sad at the ATV guy... tom laughed so hard his skin tone matched the backdrop
the burp at 45:34 came right after my own and I thought it was an echo while I am watching. I just wanted to note this prophetic moment in my life.
It’s INSANE how much Crystal learned in the short 2 weeks she was enrolled in law school.
What's up with the reverb today mommies? Feels like I am listening to Tom's inner dialog
It bothered the shit outta me.
I just discovered this podcast. Absolutely love these 2.
Sounds like the guy who is watching his buddy flip the ATV says “Блять/Blyat,” which is a versatile Russian swearword 🤣
Its been a minute since we talked about scrums, but tom went all in this episode...he's building this up to be the closer for the next live show
a LIVE scrum eating, on stage?!?!? Please make this happen 🤣♥️
Wow. "Perma drooler" caught me off guard. 😂😂😂
I thought it was a joke about an old woman's vag not getting tight after the baby delivery
Holy shit me too, I’m dying
@@brianjenkins5429 that was my first thought too hahaha
Hey someone call Enny in to get this reverb/echoing issue figured out.
Someone should sync the audio on those mikes in post.
Aaron cold , “Mike “ is a name. They are “mics” if you call Microphones “mikes” you might be a tik tok. 😁
I didn't notice until you said something. Now I can't unhear it
I blame Nadav. He's responsible for this somehow
More Kevin Samuel pls, I love Tom's reaction 🤣
this
Pretty mad a fed smoker clip wasn’t dropped when mommy was talking about dry hogs cutting their hair short and feathered
they talked breaking proto too, no clip. Rest in Feathers.
Sorry to you texans Crystal will now start appropriating your culture. She is simultaneously an eastern blocker, canadian, an angelino and now a texan
She'll soon get a ten-gallon hat and some spurs, to complete the stereotyped idea of a Texan in her head.
"We are drinkink Lone Star"
Lived in Texas my whole life. She better not try and say I'm part of her fucking tribe.
Tom’s impression of Yoshi is my favorite thing ever. Every episode I hope he gives us a taste
Hey chomos, I love when YMH has guests but what also gets me extra plump in my jeans is a good old fashion... episode that is! Seeing you two every week is the cherry on top of my poutine. You are the Mark to my Ed Asner. Thanks to the whole crew for making the middle of the week something to look forward to!!! Piss on me, beat me
I love that fart Simpson almost laughed several times. I was laughing so hard.
Lmao at picturing Christina learning to play that trombone. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I’ve never felt more like a southern than I do now, cause I understood that hillbilly perfectly.
Oh same. I hate how crazy Southern accents can get. It's a complete abomination of the English language, for sure. Sometimes, if I can't understand someone after asking them to speak clearly, I end up just walking away. That's when I know it's REAL bad.
Being from Kentucky, I immediately recognized it as a Deep South or Appalachian accent. If you can speak to and understand mountain men you are pretty much bilingual.
"That's a lot of work"? Tom should just be like "Do you like your life, Linda?" Or get his dalmatian wife already.
5:09 What Tina is referring to is a hair bonnet. It's mostly used amongst black women such as myself to maintain and protect our hair especially when we just got it done.
Bonnets and satin pillowcases
Yo, this is one of my favorite channels. My God you both are great together!!!
Yo, there's a lot of great comedy here... just don't do the.. hole lick my but stuff... I've had a bad blow job and wanted to give tips but I'm not willing to go through torment of practice
I have been listening to YMH Podcast for two months now and it has definitely helped with being an empty nester and idiots at work
That “what?” Drop at 1:46 is perfect 👌👌
The best joke Christine has ever told was that she plays Best Fiends.
It’s my first amendment right to talk about how amazing this show is
Point of personal privilege!!!!
EXCUSE ME! PERSONAL PRIVILEGE!!
NOT ON RUclips hahaaha
Yep. And 2nd amendment means we dont need cops. Why do we have guns and cops? We don't need both.
@@poopypantsmcgee3621 ugh. Thanks for making this unfun.
Dude I love her. Tom's a lucky boy
As a rural southern Alabama resident, I can confirm that Tom is correct about the town drunk. He’s saying that he has been to “the joint”; and that he would go back if caught with a gun. Excellent analysis, sir.
Imagine when the boys’ friends find this high school and these two are closing in on 60? 😂😂 Oh dear..
They'll say, haha your parents are multi millionaires because of this
@@benische hahahahaha That’s true too!
"As your partner that hurt my feelings" 🤭🤣🤣
The guy who broke his knees has horrible friends who just laughed at him
I used to have a friend like that. Complete asshole. I had him killed . true story
@@hamishwinters3071 Garth?
I love watching these 2 when I am struggling to keep it positive or struggling a bit with emotional strength with my pregnancy this has been scary ride and I am very close to the amount of months and weeks i was when I went into premature labor and lost my son and it's made every single day nerve-racking throughout this journey 💙 3years and 5months I was waiting on this amazing joy to come and every step is scary but also beautiful and when I'm at a low point this i will watch these episodes and escape my own crazy head space for a bit and reset to hang on and keep it going and it's just been absolutely 💯 wonderful for me to laugh and smile when I thought I never would again it's a gift you 2 don't let go to waste .
I've been on a H and Diazepam binge today, it's 5.30 am and I'm feeling chilled as champagne.
It's 9 am on Wednesday... Gotta follow proto, and hop on RUclips with all the mommies, kings, queens, and nonbinaries!
Almost 5 PM here in Sweden but still following proto
That's not a bobcat! It's a Caracal. All the ones I've ever seen act way more pissed than they really are. They make the hissing sound normally but are still very scary.
Do you think it was de-clawed? I would think it would use nails if it had any
"Whichever side of the declawing issue you are on, there are only 2 countries that allow it. That's the USA and Canada. It is outlawed all over Europe as an inhumane thing to do. Bears, Big Cats as well as all other animals are included in the ban."
Clicked super fast. I need this today
I hear that. Great listen during a shit work day.
I clicked super fast to get past KP’s sex crisis
"I speak Stoopid real well"
Me too Thom
Gastonia NC here!!
The "Inconsiderate Roommate" Tok guy looks like if Ethan Klein, Rainn Wilson and Ed Kemper had a kid.
The shit I have to look at on this fucking podcast.. it's great.
"WE GO HOG HUNTING TOGETHER"
I'm fucking dead 💀
I think after their first Texas summer they’ll move back
Yeah definitely. I would love to live in california just for the weather.
California has perfect weather almost all year. Texas summers are brutal.
@@Nabsolute_ nah. There is nothing like a hot humid Texas summer.
@@ItsJustme526 I think they’ll be willing to sweat to keep more of their money
They’ll be back. They’re spending thousands just flying back and forth there’s no point lol
@@starvinmarvin7964 Los Angeles is not California. I live in California and summers are terrible for me. Nothing perfect about it.
That’s me playing the Khaen. (It’s not a flute😂)
Trans Canada highway!
What's with the echo on the mic feed? Did Nadav fuck something up again?
Nobody:
Christina: Tom needs to get milked!
When Your Mom's House comes out on your Birthday.......AYE YIE YIEEEEEEEEE!
Happy Birthday There Cho Mo 👖🍰🎉🎁
Happy birthday keep featherin it
Happy Birthday 👸above 1️⃣8️⃣
BANANA SPLITTT
Happy Birthday mommy
I'll gladly pause another podcast to start this one
I do the same thing I also pause other podcast for 2 Bears lol
I listen to podcasts at work but i live in Germany so it means the show gets posted when im done for the day... i try every time to wait until the next day to watch it but i always end up watching once i get home
BLESS PODCASTS & THESE TWO
GREAT BANTER GUYS!!
Their relationship is so adorable
They're going to hate Texas. Just sayin.
Texans*
So glad the mommies finally found the gold mine that is Kevin Samuels’ content
Yeah man the godfather has made it!!!!!!!
Tina: "Groups shouldn't be proud.. " and moves to Texas. LOL Wait till Texas Pride becomes obvious.
Perfect example of something that no one should be proud about.
@@alcoholismscornerofmemorie9070 When I moved there in 92, it was overwhelming. Nationalism.. on a state level. Mom was born in East Germany.
I cannot begin to describe the feeling of seeing Justin Ryan on YMH. Gem gem for Eva
I can’t believe you guys found Justin Ryan! (26:00) He’s been a meme in Australia for almost a decade now hahahaha
Came here to comment that.
Now that you mention it he looks kinda familiar
@@jordandwyer8196 Haha me too dude!
Hey Nadav, how about you turn the gain down on their mics next episode so we don't have to deal with the slapback? The fact that Tom hasn't murdered you yet is a fucking mystery.
Does Tom actually hate nadav or what?
They do look extra toked with the new headsets... 👍
@@ext93 He's moving to Austin and continuing his job as a piss-poor Googler.
Every pound Tommy loses, he gets closer to being B-Real’s doppelgänger
Nadavs laugh is the gift that keeps on giving. Makes the day better!
I love getting stoned and a good episode of Your Moms House
Great, another place for Christina to tell you where she's from.
Thats my tribe!
Did you know she’s an eastern blocker?