So many of the best and smartest Jewish people were targeted first. Considering the middle east was the birthplace of so much (alchemy, astronomy, algebra, etc.), Israel is essentially the Alabama of the middle east; because the survivors weren't first priority like the literati. Basically, in Israel if you're not Unit-8200.... you'll likely think Facebook is synonymous with internet.
they must have googled efron the day before the newest photos of him came out, let's hope he just had his wisdom teeth taken out and was swollen and didn't have ton of surgery
Lo siento ,mais c'est muy difficil de conjugar tout les putains de vatiations d'el tiempo verbal d'une façon correcte. De plus, me cago que me confundan también con el género des noms communs. just sayin'.
Tom: if I was 17 again there would be a pregnancy epidemic at my school Christine: if I could go back I would hook up with a millionaire also Tom: that is the most uninspiring story ever.
That’s the best idea I’ve ever heard. All men get tied at age thirteen. Then you have the ability to have kids at age 30. Completely solves the abortion problem at the same time. And teen childbirth.
Christina: "I would go back and do the easiest major, I don't know what I was thinking with philosophy" I think you were thinking about going for the easiest major
I was eating an orange and almost choked when they did the "massadge your little.." drop. I laughed so hard. I freaking love starting my day with this podcast. Come on, Mark. Show me that you like me.
Still can't believe you guys are excited about Bert's gift. It's expensive but how are you going to be able to hold on to it with your hand? It might kill you. Don't forget you broke half your body falling 2 foot to the ground while traveling at the speed of a brisk walk.
1:26:00 This really does sound like sexual assault and rape crimes. I mean, shit. "required sex"? No. That's forcing consent while under duress and possibly blackmail, my guy. Men really need to start speaking up about this.
The dating video dad just needs to take us on a tour of his house. Show us his cool dad stuff. Re-direct the video from cringe to wholesome and it’ll work out way better probably.
Tom doing 100 mph on a Seadoo: Vrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeoooooom ... *Eerie silence SLAP - SLAP - SLAP - SLAP - SLAP - SLAP *Tom's body barrel rolls on the surface of the water
@@nixhex12 what part don't you get? That Theo and Christina were an item or that he is pining for Bobby Lee's girlfriend? Both are fairly well documented.
@@faceplants2 they probably understand the garth joke. But it is astonishing how fucking r worded people are in the comments. They truly believe that there is some sort of sordid history between Theo and Christina. I want to be abundantly clear, if u believe in this Theo and Christina gossip, u are as tik toked as it gets
Sorry, I can’t say it again you guys do great with @JustinMartindale Honestly for real I just love him so much I’m a fan of all of you, however, especially when you were together !!! PLEASE!!!!! You all blend so well together in your comedy makes me so happy and so many else happy !!!! Thank you Jeans!!
episode synopsis: 60 yr old, mid westerners, Tom and Christina ask questions to the first gay man they ever met, while trying to convince him and us they are cool and hip to the gays. Also Toms hat sucks.
The first time that Orson Welles / Paul Masson commercial was brought up on YMH a few hundred episodes ago, I have watched it more than 20 times on the first day. I have since spread the knowledge of this gem to my spouse, friends, family and coworkers. With mixed reactions I might add, but I don't care because it's so great and it makes me happy to see Tommy Bunz still has love for it too.
This is your weekly reminder to live life 365
Thanks Chomo
And don’t forget to take your Oovers
This isn't a cry for help is it? Lol J/k some kind of hidden message haha 😆
Its 365...not Live Life 52 lol
@@ManbirdMan get out of my head dude 😂
If Tom has a crush on Zac Efron now, what til he finds out he played Ted Bundy in a movie!
I'll admit, if that was Ted Bundy I might have wound up underneath a shed somewhere no lie.
😂😂😂
Constantly holding a giant load in...
I'm guessing that's exactly why Todd has the crush. I'm betting he would like anyone cast in that role.
Hahahaha
nadav really googled “zac efron vs brad pitt” instead of just brad pitt. its becoming harder to defend him
It’s those sausages fingers
@@johnp91 I think it’s his sausage brain
So many of the best and smartest Jewish people were targeted first. Considering the middle east was the birthplace of so much (alchemy, astronomy, algebra, etc.), Israel is essentially the Alabama of the middle east; because the survivors weren't first priority like the literati. Basically, in Israel if you're not Unit-8200.... you'll likely think Facebook is synonymous with internet.
they must have googled efron the day before the newest photos of him came out, let's hope he just had his wisdom teeth taken out and was swollen and didn't have ton of surgery
One of my bandmates is a total anti semite and its starting to get easier to justify this when Nadav is googlin'
“I’m am listening just get to the fuckin point” is so relatable lmao
39:33
Whose worse mid-life TokTina or Brandon Slobb.
Yesss
@@experienceaccelerated7039 water we dune heer bubba
@@bluebruising ura god for that
When Tom said “People are who they are” and Mommy Tina replied with “I hate that”. I felt that to my core.
Facts I been trying to change for years and this year I felt like I finally changed like 1%
Probably the only thing you've felt "to the core"
Christina dies a little bit everytime she reads that best fiends ad.
But it's her favorite game!
Todd had to read it when she wasn’t there and he also seemed dead
100% she's never played that shit. Stolen valor.
skipping the ads is the best part of the show
literally the only ad i don’t skip because it’s so disingenuous & she so clearly doesn’t play lololol
Can’t meet a guy because I’m too successful - Whitney Cummings
I know right it’s obvious they talking about her 😂
She really is a dumpster fire of a human being 🤣
Who would've guessed that woman don't date down?!
I can't find a guy because I'm just too awesome. Guys hate awesome stuff.
Who
Just needed LeeAnn to say “u gon’ get fat” for Tom to get fit in recovery
Bullying works
@@PRoy4991 she's referring to a running theme.
It was either he loses weight or start drinking 2 bottles of wine on the treadmill
Spite weight loss is the best weight loss.
@@PRoy4991 ok ...
I’m so excited for this episode that my tongue got caught in my teeth and I couldn’t see where it spits
That was unexpected
Point of Personal Privilege
Luckily its not normal sized, it IS that that big.
You bet I came in may
Please keep the Comments to the A minimum I'm prone to Overload
I wish there was an app that gave us access to Tom's soundboard.
Google ymh soundboard 🤔
It’s May. Hope everyone is coming up!
You better believe it!
You bet I am
Damn right
I'm coming up in 4 strokes and you best believe I'll be following proto when I do.
I'm comin up, piss on me AND beat me.
"His balls stay empty" .... This is what I came here for.
BEST guest in a while! Justin was a total mommy. Great episode.
I agree. I was glad they had Robert Iler back on. Hoping to see Brandon Urie soon
Yes please bring him back!!!!!
Getting a D in French when fluent in Spanish is a goddamn feat.
How? They're 2 different languages. All Spanish speaking people should be able to speak french?
Feat noun.
An achievement that requires great courage, skill, or strength.
I mean they're different languages...but some similarities
I think people should all learn 2 languages... At least (it was proven people who are bilingual are more intelligent, process things effectively)
Lo siento ,mais c'est muy difficil de conjugar tout les putains de vatiations d'el tiempo verbal d'une façon correcte. De plus, me cago que me confundan también con el género des noms communs.
just sayin'.
4 minutes 4000 views. Best podcast on RUclips
Come do an Australia tour together
69 thumbs down, too. That's pretty cool, right? 69?
@@nickrichards3003 I heard they're coming up in May
33k views in 4 hours .. The best!
True, Tom just needs to get rid of the annoying broad.
Christina acts weird around gay dudes like Tom does around black dudes
Uh HUNDRED percent
Excellent comparison.
Seriously. Probably even a bit more so. Justin was such a good sport while she was grilling him.
Tom: if I was 17 again there would be a pregnancy epidemic at my school
Christine: if I could go back I would hook up with a millionaire
also Tom: that is the most uninspiring story ever.
Justin looks like Chris distefino after his dad dies.
Funny you say that since they're both gay men.
I miss doll Christine. Her stories were much better and shorter
And way more interesting.
I recently listened to ep.23 with Justin Martindale, he needs to be a more regular guest. Him not being on YMH for 579 episodes is a disgrace
Can't wait for the TMZ pics of Kristen on the beach in Florida showing off those meaty milkers. #fourstrokesgang
From your mouth to the paparazzis ears! 🙏🏻
I can only hope my son talks about me the same way Tom talks about TopDog
"Is that Theo Von's bathtub?" 🤣🤣🤣 2:06:33
Always hilarious when Christina flirts with Tom to the point he's uncomfortable. The irony of it alone has me nearly in tears laughing. 16:18 to 16:54
I had to leave the room I was in at work when she did the RPC quotes. Took a solid 3 minutes to get myself under control.
@@jarmonjohnson yea same, def needed a minute to gather myself after laughing like that.🤣
For someone so enamored of serial kill mentality on TV he sure shits down when it's sitting next to him.
That’s the best idea I’ve ever heard. All men get tied at age thirteen. Then you have the ability to have kids at age 30. Completely solves the abortion problem at the same time. And teen childbirth.
Jesus Christ, the amount of work that goes into coming up with crazy ideas to get out od teaching kids about sex is astounding.
Lmao “Jesus Christ, take it easy on Matthew Perry” 😂
“Lookin like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag” 😂😂😂😂 I died
After this, I'm gonna sleep for three days, mah bebe.
aiiiiyaYAAAHH
not before "you let me sniff them draws". that Nu Nuuuuuuuu!!!
YU KNO WATZ A BANANA SPLIT!?
Don't you work?
There is a triple 6 mafia song with that aiiyiaiiaii. I think that's where this southern gentleman got it
The ambulance running over the dude he's coming to save is hilarious 🤣
Reminds me of GTA
Titstina PaTitski
Yuge
Fuck yeah
goddammit man you've done it
Perfect
This comment better get noticed on a future episode
This is your hourly reminder to keep feathering it
What a rush.
Christina: "I would go back and do the easiest major, I don't know what I was thinking with philosophy"
I think you were thinking about going for the easiest major
brandon the doctor
Have you met communications majors ?
@@prathification Agreed. Philosophy, communication, AND english majors all on the same level
@@kskull5764 doc'd or tok'd
Let me guess Brandon you major in STEM? Sourse: I majored in MechE and everyone likes to shit on "easy" majors
14:50 100% talking about Whitney.
I officially love Justin. 6'1'' hung, cut, strong arms and legs...and a sensitive demeanor...
It's adorable how proud Christina made Tom with the compliments, it seemed very genuine. You're a wonderful couple.
I turned into a telescope. Goodmorning Jeans.. coffees on... what?
I did sleep good, thank you. Its time to get up and start the day. Let them boobs hang
I was eating an orange and almost choked when they did the "massadge your little.." drop. I laughed so hard. I freaking love starting my day with this podcast. Come on, Mark. Show me that you like me.
Don't be stingy.
I drop random ymh lines at work and no one ever knows what I'm saying 😅
@@89benx I say "morning chomo" to my boss nearly every day. He still has no idea i'm calling him a child molester lol
@@justlooking4202 🤣
@@89benx I work with one other mommy and boy are our co-workers confused lol
27:57 Christine seeing a random black guy: "there was a rapper in first class in front of me ... What he was wearing, I was like, is that my husband?"
Christina: "I like to make personal cakes."
Also Christina: "So I went to the bakery..."
"It's not that expensive!"
"$70"
Also “they’re not that expensive”...”they’re like $70”. It’s just a cake lol
Rich white lady logic
The funniest is this was recorded around April 15th. Wate till he sees what Zach Efron looks like now. Lmfao
Young Tim was a cool guy for sure
Hi Daniela
@@on.a.sickone1876 speaking of cool guys...
Still can't believe you guys are excited about Bert's gift. It's expensive but how are you going to be able to hold on to it with your hand? It might kill you. Don't forget you broke half your body falling 2 foot to the ground while traveling at the speed of a brisk walk.
Got him.... lol
It may be a bit before he goes full trottle
34:42 “His balls stay empty.”
😂🤣😂🤣 DYING!!!!!
So true though, he’s a dream boat!
I just pee’d-😂-
“I need to hook up with you for my next JOINT”!
Tom: *heavy sigh, *eyeroll
Best line ever...
Thank you for discussing about the Graduate. Haven't seen that film in years years. A must rewatch.
“Such a baller move at 17 to watch into a doctors office for a vasectomy” - Tom
1:26:00 This really does sound like sexual assault and rape crimes. I mean, shit. "required sex"? No. That's forcing consent while under duress and possibly blackmail, my guy. Men really need to start speaking up about this.
The dating video dad just needs to take us on a tour of his house. Show us his cool dad stuff. Re-direct the video from cringe to wholesome and it’ll work out way better probably.
His man cave is absolutely following proto
He had some boss cabinets and high ceilings! I’d bet his garage has at least two classic cars in it!
I'm sure he has ceiling fans, he might even have built it himself.
But did he make the crown molding and the ceiling fans all by himself?
I appreciate Tina’s Men’s Wearhouse shoutout during her bathing suit talk.
Christina's really gonna regret making Tom shave his beard. Women think it's gonna look better than it does.
Love this guest. First time ever seeing him. Fantastic personality.
Damn toms looking super healthy these days, I’m
Glad to see him being healthy and working on his health!
Push: 150 miles is too much.
Kansas Dad: Dude have you ever been to Kansas? RUR-RAL. Some of us drive 150 miles for groceries.
God damn I complain abt having to go 2 blocks to get to the store lol. Done complaining Abt that haha.
Probably cause she’s lived in LA her whole life where it takes 2 hours to drive 30 miles.
Then move closer you r word
Hahaha kansas traffic is nonexistent even a rush moves the whole time
Yep 150 miles takes less than 2 hours in Nebraska...
You guys are doing your fans a great disservice by not dropping a ymh mixtape.
Monetarily, that would be a logistical nightmare. But a great idea nonetheless. BTW, I'm still waiting for my YMH cube to be in the store....
Royalties
Tom doing 100 mph on a Seadoo:
Vrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeoooooom ...
*Eerie silence
SLAP - SLAP - SLAP - SLAP - SLAP - SLAP
*Tom's body barrel rolls on the surface of the water
He's fine.
Bert comes up and tries to help with unnecessary CPR.... breaking Tom's ribs.
Jet ski's are no joke lol, tbh tho I'm getting alot of enjoyment thinking bout tom crashing on a jet ski
@@Tacit_Tern well thats kinda what happens when you do proper cpr🤣
@@19Burgandy same, and I love him, it’s so fucked up lol
That first guy's "I'll find ya" is the most foreboding thing I've heard since Thanos said "I'll do it myself"
Right? Lmao. Same chills.
He has a very particular set of skills
Justin Martindale is officially my top guest list.
Tom looks 100x better now, compared to the pics at 29:05. And that's not even my daddy issues talking
Justin is delightful on all podu, including his own. Everyone, hire him!
Good Morning My Kings And Queens Above 18!!!
I have coffee ready my queen its time to get up,
I can't help but sing meow during the intro.. thanks alot Christine!
After every tik tok segment I really start to love and appreciate my life.
This blunt makes me extra grateful this show exists
Tom should dress like a goth, like how Tina did that for him, since it’s her favorite.🤯
You two are so funny and I love that you had Justin Martindale on, please have him on again❤
Christina decided to start dressing for Theo right after he declared his feelings for Khalyla.
I just don't get the Theo joke. It's not that funny. And there are a plethora of retards that think it's true
Its true
@@nixhex12 what part don't you get? That Theo and Christina were an item or that he is pining for Bobby Lee's girlfriend? Both are fairly well documented.
@@nixhex12 Well they probably also think that Garth Brooks has dozens of corpses buried in his basement.
Oh wait...
@@faceplants2 they probably understand the garth joke. But it is astonishing how fucking r worded people are in the comments. They truly believe that there is some sort of sordid history between Theo and Christina.
I want to be abundantly clear, if u believe in this Theo and Christina gossip, u are as tik toked as it gets
Justin Martindale wasn't on my radar before today, but he has a new fan. Dude was a great guest.
Omg the single dad bod guy did the Charles “aaaahhhh” I’m thinking 8:15 but with “aaaahhhhh” 150 miles
Sorry, I can’t say it again you guys do great with @JustinMartindale
Honestly for real I just love him so much I’m a fan of all of you, however, especially when you were together !!!
PLEASE!!!!!
You all blend so well together in your comedy makes me so happy and so many else happy !!!! Thank you Jeans!!
If she thinks Philosophy is a hard major. Then what would be easier? Basket weaving?
1:59:00 - Justin: “.... Brenda...” shoutout to Fortune Feimster with those highlights for Tim! LOL
If old drops are coming back I'm in the mood for some moose soup. And yeah.... You guys are doing good!!!!!
Lmao
Waiting for the "DAMN THAT BIG WORD IS NICE! BIG WORD NICE!"
Justin is such a laid back guy, I loved their conversations! Big love from South Africa mommies!
Who's here laughing after pausing to check out Orson Welles?
Classic mommy clip
This is how you know when someone just started watching YMH ^^^
@@colinmcmasters5819 where the dudes at???
THE JEAMS ARE KILLING IT! I'm only 30 min I just love to see the mommies happy like this LOL
36:16 officially the funniest thing Christine has said on this program ever.
God I love Justin. Such a good guest on every Podcast I've listened to him on.
He's just turned 42! no way. That's some hard road miles there.
Meth miles.
Wow ! He's just 42 ? Well he didn't lie , he does have shit genetics , but probably the beard adds 10 years
Lol I thought you talked about the other guy not tome.
The other dood looks fukd
I ADORE JUSTIN!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ what a trucking great episode!!!!!
Please record Tom while he shaves his beard. His reaction might be amazing.
1:59:30 explains Charo's recent haircut...
episode synopsis: 60 yr old, mid westerners, Tom and Christina ask questions to the first gay man they ever met, while trying to convince him and us they are cool and hip to the gays. Also Toms hat sucks.
Justin's Pompadour ...That Hair is Next Level Perfection...*Big Chef's Kiss*
My YMH and Juicy Scoop worlds are mixing together and I couldn’t be happier
Same here! Love Justine! His description of the YT influencers frightening us with their long fingers & nails still cracks me up! 😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite episodes, yall have to have Justin back again
Tom's Orson Welles impression is perfect!
Justin Martindale: "I saw darkness..." Pretty much the best way to describe any of the heavy clips.
Tom looks so good in that hat it’s making me moister than an oyster
The world is your oyster
It's a nice hat
Need more Justin on here, he clicks really well with you guys
If Tom shaved his beard he'd probably look younger than he did when they met
Really cause he looks old as shit now. If I didnt know him I would say hes like 51 not 41. Dunno if the "comedy lifestyle" is really to blame.
@@treyjetson5320 That'll happen with an old man beard, everybody looks younger when they shave their beard off
Justin is a true G
Gay?
Completely lost it in laughter at work when justin said rearrange my guts lol
Christina is just the best. Her Jennifer Lopez impression 😂😂
Dad bod is giving Charles vibes. They always have that long aahhhhh.
Tom looks so healthy lately. Good for you! Having that near death dunk experience really lit a fire under him.
Christina talking like jenifer lopez reminds me of that south park episode
Taco-taco, burrito, burrito!
The first time that Orson Welles / Paul Masson commercial was brought up on YMH a few hundred episodes ago, I have watched it more than 20 times on the first day. I have since spread the knowledge of this gem to my spouse, friends, family and coworkers. With mixed reactions I might add, but I don't care because it's so great and it makes me happy to see Tommy Bunz still has love for it too.
I wish I had someone who looked at me the way Tina looks at Tim. ☹️
Same, and I hope nobody ever looks at me the way Tim looks at Tina.
She looked at him like that even when he looked like shit. Tina is a real mommy
“Umm...I feel like this is that worm from Labyrinth that grew up...” fucking gold! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Justin's impression of Jim Jefferies was absolutely perfect 🤣
LOL'd at Christina turning the pages of the book "where's the chapter on Zack Effron?"