Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 580

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @Toyotajeff
    @Toyotajeff 4 года назад +177

    HAHA I'm "The Remote Start Guy" you featured at 1 hour and 20 minutes. Thanks for finding my quirky video clips and talking about it. I appreciate the publicity! "Toyotajeff"

    • @TheWalkingDavid
      @TheWalkingDavid 4 года назад +12

      I enjoyed your enthusiasm man! 🤘🏼

    • @waltermcdonough
      @waltermcdonough 4 года назад +5

      Keep it up!

    • @kieran8720
      @kieran8720 4 года назад +7

      Follow proto, keep it proto, God speed my dear good brother

    • @stephaniebenton9070
      @stephaniebenton9070 4 года назад +3

      You’re awesome!

    • @t.r.blackthorne
      @t.r.blackthorne 4 года назад +15

      You should drive one of those cars down the Trans-Canada Highway if you really want to feel some excitement.

  • @storey662
    @storey662 4 года назад +848

    Tom being legitimately angry about losing the sneeze is the best thing

    • @frankcrumb9150
      @frankcrumb9150 4 года назад +44

      Losing a sneeze is one of the single most infuriating experiences.

    • @nickolaiwillnotdie
      @nickolaiwillnotdie 4 года назад +37

      It’s the “bro” that gets me

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 4 года назад +3

      A stretch, a sneeze, both infuriating if interrupted.

    • @velvetjones
      @velvetjones 4 года назад +12

      I blow in my wifes face when she starts making those trying to sneeze faces. Either sneeze or don't, no need to spend 30 seconds trying to force it.

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 4 года назад +10

      "Is that supposed to happen!?"
      *Beats wife and crew offscreen*

  • @brian_richards
    @brian_richards 4 года назад +481

    This episode was good but its no Drumline

    • @alwaysfresh3727
      @alwaysfresh3727 4 года назад +5

      Drumline is good but it's nothing compared to the pest

    • @MrFatsluttytone
      @MrFatsluttytone 4 года назад +3

      Tryna be cool by liking a random c movie that nobody cares about...

    • @nickcooper2127
      @nickcooper2127 4 года назад +27

      @@MrFatsluttytone them jeans are low and loose..

    • @Ozhull
      @Ozhull 4 года назад +5

      This comment went right over some people's head somehow

    • @alwaysfresh3727
      @alwaysfresh3727 4 года назад +2

      @@MrFatsluttytone john lequizamo cares

  • @marshallbonham2306
    @marshallbonham2306 4 года назад +253

    Tom “I can’t wait until my next procedure”
    Little did he know....

    • @calliepreston8000
      @calliepreston8000 4 года назад +5

      Holy shit man yeah gonna regret that statement

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 года назад +9

      Just checked his instagram. Apparently he fell and broke his arm and leg

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 4 года назад +9

      @@chrism45 Thats when you know you're old.

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 4 года назад +16

      You misspelled "fat."

    • @Whystling_Byrd
      @Whystling_Byrd Год назад

      ​@@Plague_Doc22XD Like the Herbert the Pervert VS Nazi scene from family guy.

  • @johnmcguire8225
    @johnmcguire8225 4 года назад +65

    Tom is 100% correct in ignoring anyone talking to him while he's in the bathroom. That is his time.

    • @roncarter6818
      @roncarter6818 4 года назад +3

      Yep. When I’m in the bathroom, anything outside of it doesn’t even exist..

  • @alexismcaloon8269
    @alexismcaloon8269 4 года назад +405

    Josh Potter‘s mom definitely swore on her child’s eyes Tina.

  • @meatwad376
    @meatwad376 4 года назад +367

    I cant wait for the episode of Tom Talks where he talks to his therapist

    • @tylerdexterbateman8688
      @tylerdexterbateman8688 4 года назад +13

      A-Hundred percent

    • @the_Dogpacker
      @the_Dogpacker 4 года назад +10

      "So why did you dismember your wife and that jewish guy?"

    • @ihearsatan
      @ihearsatan 4 года назад +5

      @@the_Dogpacker I think its obvious why he would dismember Christine

    • @the_Dogpacker
      @the_Dogpacker 4 года назад +5

      @@ihearsatan you better let a man sneeze.

    • @dot_t
      @dot_t 4 года назад +2

      @@ihearsatan I love mommy jeans! 😂

  • @tylerstew9
    @tylerstew9 4 года назад +747

    Can we get a Tom talk with Top Dog just for him to tell his war stories?

    • @3josegonzalez
      @3josegonzalez 4 года назад +49

      No better feeling than killin’ the enemy!

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 4 года назад +32

      Top Dog is an American 🇺🇸 hero.

    • @rams812
      @rams812 4 года назад +19

      Fucking great idea. We need to comment this all over his twitter, IG, AND YMH studios IG

    • @jexanrp8642
      @jexanrp8642 4 года назад +7

      I don't think Tom could last long enough 😂

    • @brentulstad3275
      @brentulstad3275 4 года назад +10

      Hey buddy!

  • @lola123pink
    @lola123pink 4 года назад +97

    Queens above 18 dude is literally just Bert in 3 years

    • @JoolianV
      @JoolianV 4 года назад +5

      He’s way younger and way thinner than Berlt who btw is quite large

    • @lola123pink
      @lola123pink 11 месяцев назад

      @@taylor_dawsonn I said what I said 🤭

    • @joe32192
      @joe32192 9 месяцев назад

      Well well well would you look at that.. One hundred percent 😂​@@lola123pink

  • @noahwyatt23
    @noahwyatt23 4 года назад +85

    Tom is extra dead inside on this episode.

  • @KyleMorrison
    @KyleMorrison 4 года назад +498

    "Oh so you're allergic to Jews now?" Nadav getting some backbone

    • @dannysmith4364
      @dannysmith4364 4 года назад +56

      He might need another chiropractic adjustment

    • @DayZilya
      @DayZilya 4 года назад +22

      J's *

    • @crd88918
      @crd88918 4 года назад +22

      He got beaten off screen immediately after Tom “took a break bc of allergies”

    • @jermely
      @jermely 4 года назад +11

      Yeeaaa.. Tom needs to stomp that shit out. There's only one alpha in YMH.

    • @JoE-kx7dw
      @JoE-kx7dw 4 года назад +2

      💪🇮🇱

  • @nickeames2133
    @nickeames2133 4 года назад +542

    This show is so riddled with inside references it must be so weird to listen to for the first time lol

    • @jamesbetza2900
      @jamesbetza2900 4 года назад +66

      Just livin life 365

    • @danieljulian2050
      @danieljulian2050 4 года назад +21

      People listening for the first time should really try it out. I mean, anything goes from mild to wild to kink.

    • @ThReverend6661
      @ThReverend6661 4 года назад +5

      it took me a long time to get into it

    • @jomommashawt
      @jomommashawt 4 года назад +24

      Here's the deal man; it's got cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff and here at falcon car wash we keep our jeans high and tight

    • @DerekHofer
      @DerekHofer 4 года назад +14

      It takes a while but once your in your in. It’s my favourite podcast now

  • @synonamessbotch4648
    @synonamessbotch4648 4 года назад +262

    Christina is SOOOO not ride or die, the sneezing incident proves it 100%.

    • @JCharnquist
      @JCharnquist 4 года назад +10

      We all know she's just pretending to be a queen above 18 til TIm feathers it in heaven and she can get an oover out of there

    • @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
      @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 4 года назад +2

      Tom + Christina= Magical Jean Power Couple😊❤
      She said she'd help him hide the asshole at the juice bar Tom killed. Sheesh...

    • @shogunreturns
      @shogunreturns 4 года назад +2

      definitely didn't follow proto there

    • @bleepdupdupbloop6777
      @bleepdupdupbloop6777 4 года назад +4

      Not to mention she won’t eat Tim’s scrum. Definitely not fgtrtd

    • @Hamhockss
      @Hamhockss 4 года назад +2

      Shes a gemini, what do you expect.

  • @batifishreyes4198
    @batifishreyes4198 4 года назад +45

    Petition for Tom’s dad to do a war presentation for the next live show

    • @Slade-6
      @Slade-6 Год назад

      Especially now

  • @Ironbreeze53
    @Ironbreeze53 4 года назад +2

    Loved the high five at the end. Has to be one of the most genuine off the cuff moments. Tom really smiled, verbally responded positively to Christina and no one was maimed!?!

  • @cillianwallace_
    @cillianwallace_ 4 года назад +130

    I love that last week Josh Potter came on the podcast as a guest just to tell us that he came in a girls mouth, never change YMH

  • @SamueListens
    @SamueListens 4 года назад +446

    I get it now: this show is slow walking a whole bunch of people to Hell.

    • @SirGrassyNoL
      @SirGrassyNoL 4 года назад +9

      it started as tom upsetting christina, from its denim core, but its gradually turned into the world

    • @mt-zf6xp
      @mt-zf6xp 4 года назад +47

      I think it's a public service. Being desensitized can get you far in life... or make you shoot up a place. I'd say it's a 50/50 chance, 60/40...

    • @sethreynolds3885
      @sethreynolds3885 4 года назад +20

      @@SirGrassyNoL What type of podcast is YMH? Oh, ya knowww, like Denim-core.

    • @HeisntLegend
      @HeisntLegend 4 года назад +11

      I'd call it more of a leisurely jogging pace.

    • @riproarinrapfiasco
      @riproarinrapfiasco 4 года назад +13

      as a viewer for the last 12 months, it's felt more like a sprint into the fiery maw

  • @TrapMusicNow
    @TrapMusicNow 4 года назад +624

    Nice to see Tom finally take on the nose candy lifestyle. Keep on feathering it brothers.

    • @justinhaynes6053
      @justinhaynes6053 4 года назад +37

      When you light your mind on fire, light your brain on fire🔥🔥🔥

    • @jessedrake5385
      @jessedrake5385 4 года назад +6

      🎶Tom needs that candy yeah,🎶

    • @rays122
      @rays122 4 года назад +3

      @@justinhaynes6053 you get to

    • @bossracing3387
      @bossracing3387 4 года назад +3

      ya gonna come get this chomo or what

    • @jonathon6756
      @jonathon6756 4 года назад +15

      thank god TRAP MUSIC NOW listens to YMH. i can sleep easy at night

  • @diana8321
    @diana8321 4 года назад +15

    One of the reasons that I love this show is because tiba and Tim take turns being the sane adult while the other turns into a giggling lunatic.

  • @richardbennett8085
    @richardbennett8085 4 года назад +54

    "Thank God I'm not Muslim" - Christina Paszitsky.

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 4 года назад +2

      So we just quote what we hear in the video? Thank you for your amazing contribution.

    • @richardbennett8085
      @richardbennett8085 4 года назад +3

      @@CJ-gy8ie You're welcome.

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 4 года назад

      @Hun Bun Correct. They're initials.

  • @casualwater698
    @casualwater698 4 года назад +319

    "Here's the thing, I found out he's okay" needs to be on a shirt.

    • @paytonvanwinkle4651
      @paytonvanwinkle4651 4 года назад +1

      Yes, this is such a good idea

    • @dexraikkonen7
      @dexraikkonen7 4 года назад +6

      "Unhelpable" should be on a t-shirt as well.

    • @willh1219
      @willh1219 4 года назад

      I think Derrick Lewis already has "He's okay" t-shirts

    • @deanjuliano7849
      @deanjuliano7849 4 года назад +2

      Hey Mommies!
      Please, can someone comment, what I need to search, for
      "Tom's degloving" video, that he was so happy about??
      I know I'm late to the party.. but a link or title would be most appreciated, thanks Jeans!!

    • @Mrpunkin785
      @Mrpunkin785 4 года назад +1

      @@deanjuliano7849 I'm looking for it too

  • @rustyshackleford6693
    @rustyshackleford6693 4 года назад +146

    WE WANT THE YMH CUBE

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 4 года назад +185

    Christine couldn’t help but explain Tim’s allergy situation, she’s taking risks, live life 365

    • @x.Aura.x
      @x.Aura.x 4 года назад +3

      some real FGTRTD shit

    • @JesseFuches
      @JesseFuches 4 года назад

      I wouldn’t push Tom if I were her

  • @breal7074
    @breal7074 4 года назад +10

    I have pretty severe back problems so when they showed the “adjustment” tok I almost burst into tears because that shit looked insanely painful! Thanks for the trauma Kristin.

  • @SPITNEIN
    @SPITNEIN 4 года назад +24

    Crazy how Tom talks about pain meds and setting arms back into place and then...

  • @BenRaddatz
    @BenRaddatz 4 года назад +117

    No Guest?? What a gift, this is what I'm thankful for

  • @EdgarVargasVillarreal
    @EdgarVargasVillarreal 4 года назад +228

    Has NO ONE NOTICED that the person who commented on The King's TikTok is Sue Wu?!

  • @brandonturner6444
    @brandonturner6444 4 года назад +58

    57:03 christie: “well everyone likes the free stuff” my brain: “slick stuff, neat stuff”

  • @Daniel-wv7lj
    @Daniel-wv7lj 4 года назад +15

    "$2000 bag with no cash in your purse"
    -Kanye West

  • @stellarart3444
    @stellarart3444 4 года назад +2

    I must agree with Tim about the anxiety of drama with doing anything involving human interaction. My birthday was Monday, and I planned NOTHING! It was fantastic. No worrying about what might happen. I just went on my own, and the friends I saw were already at the bar, so no judgments. Piss on me high and tight! 💜

  • @jakemedeiros3929
    @jakemedeiros3929 4 года назад +309

    Disappointed that Trina’s announcement wasn’t that she ate Tim’s gooch after 15 years 😣

    • @makkrowmazztikk7003
      @makkrowmazztikk7003 4 года назад +5

      I thought love was a two way street...

    • @Mirepoix_Jones
      @Mirepoix_Jones 4 года назад +13

      Justice for Tom's Scrum!!

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 года назад +3

      I've been hoping for 7 years. I think we are closer than ever. I can almost taste it as well

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 4 года назад +1

      Isn’t there some sort of dry cleaning plastic or something that could sort of help her, help him?

    • @leftfield4outer
      @leftfield4outer 4 года назад

      The grundle needs grundling

  • @Hjaelteomslag
    @Hjaelteomslag 4 года назад +145

    Lot lizards all around the country are missing their daddy when he can't tour. Thoughts and prayers!

    • @allyjay7395
      @allyjay7395 4 года назад

      Ima lot lizard!

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 4 года назад

      That man is the definition of a lot lizzard. He's addressing other truckers in code...

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 4 года назад +6

      @@mcr5645 Don't labour shame me with that babyraper moustache on yer face! Follow proto, or your fired, bud!

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 4 года назад

      @@mcr5645 lot lizards refer to the prostitutes. A John is always called a John.

  • @boboso4705
    @boboso4705 4 года назад +23

    Christina's pure happiness and glee over her supposed loophole for Tom's sneeze was hilarious, she almost squealed lol

  • @mialissaglenn3666
    @mialissaglenn3666 4 года назад +10

    I have a theory on the chair guy and why he's wispering.. He's obviously keeping these hidden behind a secret book case in his home and gets a kick out of telling his gf hes going to 'drop the kids off at the pool' but instead he sneaks off to film his glorious collection. Also he brings them up in May for a bit of fresh air and sunshine

  • @FrostyJokerr
    @FrostyJokerr 4 года назад +16

    The opening clip is from an influencer named Ava Louis who got famous from Dr Phil a year or so ago. She was the cool chick that licked toilet seats back at the beginning of the pandemic.

    • @agro9999
      @agro9999 4 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 4 года назад

      @@agro9999 it’s the opening clip but they also play it at 36:25 or so

  • @eddieeeeeee69
    @eddieeeeeee69 4 года назад +269

    I'm sweating like a black man.

  • @captianxanax
    @captianxanax 4 года назад +252

    I identify as a billionaire, but my bank is oppressing me with the bank statements

    • @tadah21
      @tadah21 4 года назад

      hahahahahahahah

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 года назад

      @@brandonandalexander I see where you're coming from but that's a bit of a silly statement. Trans people don't deny that they are trans ya know? And if a Dr really needed to know specifics then they'd be able to tell.

    • @FailingForFun
      @FailingForFun 4 года назад

      @@brandonandalexander If said comment writer has went to school.. id be able to take said comment writer seriously..

  • @davidpaslay
    @davidpaslay 4 года назад +17

    Toms impression of his dad never fails. All hail Top Dawg

  • @timothyclark2741
    @timothyclark2741 3 года назад +1

    Lol i love Tim searching for a light to sneeze. Relatable

  • @Ethan-bt4zw
    @Ethan-bt4zw 4 года назад +1

    We should appreciate that ever since the water champ days, every sip Christina takes is on camera

  • @bullbeestrog5349
    @bullbeestrog5349 4 года назад +20

    Tom was absolutely NOT having Nadav’s A and B conversation joke in the heat of sneezegate

  • @officialroxxmusic
    @officialroxxmusic 4 года назад +80

    I’m so depressed I unironically woke myself up with the King telling me to pull my covers off this morning. Have a good one chomos

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 4 года назад +5

      Give the Joey Diaz national anthem compilation a try. I’m not patriotic anymore but my god it’s the best way to wake up

    • @ReadySteadyDESTROY
      @ReadySteadyDESTROY 4 года назад +4

      Hope you feel better soon my king above 18

    • @officialroxxmusic
      @officialroxxmusic 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for the kind words friends. If they can ever licensee an official YMH cube, or if the hack can be put online for a 1click download and install, I may survive

  • @bryjamz97
    @bryjamz97 4 года назад +6

    Tony's genuine anger was so lovely.

  • @jeffparker6826
    @jeffparker6826 4 года назад +1

    It’s hard to wrap my head around how naturally funny you two are sometimes.

  • @bh1981yt
    @bh1981yt 3 года назад

    I think it's adorable when Christine is in happy/goofy mode and does that hair flip thing.. cracks me up.

  • @spencerkierstein8982
    @spencerkierstein8982 4 года назад +6

    The first recorded mic drop was by Judy Garland on a 1965 episode of The Ed Sullivan Show. The gesture became prevalent in the 1980s, when it was used by rappers and comedians. I love when the mommies trust that the jeans actually know what theyre toking about

  • @itsbretmead5973
    @itsbretmead5973 4 года назад +108

    you can tell by Toms intro dance that he has been milked recently!

    • @bridgidigital
      @bridgidigital 4 года назад +1

      And then I was like...I can tell by his aggro short temper the rest of the episode that he hasn't been milked. And that he's a womans man.

  • @oneteetx
    @oneteetx 4 года назад +69

    Christina: Goes off on an unintentional islamophobic rant about fasting.
    Tom: “Ok Bert.”
    Lol

    • @TheDomzilla13
      @TheDomzilla13 4 года назад +10

      Tom knows it's only a matter of time until he gets cancelled for marrying a homophobic valor stealing racist

    • @spiloFTW
      @spiloFTW 4 года назад +1

      islamophobia does not exist. Being scared of hate and violence is normal.

    • @oneteetx
      @oneteetx 4 года назад +5

      @@spiloFTW The Dunning-Kruger effect: Learning %10 of something and act as if you are an expert. Most people that do this have a mental deficiency. How’s that working out for you?

    • @SoapMactavish0
      @SoapMactavish0 4 года назад +1

      @@spiloFTW huh bro?

    • @oneteetx
      @oneteetx 4 года назад +1

      @@SoapMactavish0 Don’t even pay that child attention. He’s just an edge lord trying to get people upset by being shocking for no reason. GG Allen, he is not lol. Uneducated he is.

  • @MasterDomo100
    @MasterDomo100 4 года назад +7

    I think we’d all love for Top Dog to present one of his powerpoints on the next live

  • @harrisonyork4181
    @harrisonyork4181 4 года назад +1

    I have yet to see a YMH episode where I didn’t cry laughing 😂😂 Entertainment at its finest ladies and gentlemen lol.

  • @20tetsuo77
    @20tetsuo77 4 года назад +154

    christina's definitely kinda r worded about that sneeze loophole...

    • @jordanm6940
      @jordanm6940 4 года назад +1

      She was definitely having him on for giggles, she’s not that dumb

    • @gsxrman599
      @gsxrman599 4 года назад +9

      Tom is also kinda R worded about sneezing

    • @chikato7106
      @chikato7106 4 года назад +7

      @@gsxrman599 hahaha right it's retarded (I'm taking it back) to get pissed at someone that is noticing you sneeze.

    • @JCharnquist
      @JCharnquist 4 года назад +1

      @@jordanm6940 I dunno! She does have that wheeze laugh that Burt has too. There must be some common factor there...

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 4 года назад +1

      @@chikato7106 DONT ACKNOWLEDGE ME SNEEZING

  • @catcat5160
    @catcat5160 4 года назад +20

    Man, do I love the sound of Tom constantly snorting his mucus into the mic. Once you hear it you won't be able to ignore it.

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 4 года назад +3

      No yeah he's got such a problem with saliva management too, he just sucks at timing out when to breathe and how to be quiet with his mouth at all. It has always bothered me

  • @85Hellkite
    @85Hellkite 4 года назад +133

    I just realized Tom married female Bert.

    • @Barbievel
      @Barbievel 4 года назад +25

      They’re both equally annoying and unfunny

    • @terrycullen3302
      @terrycullen3302 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, especially at 12:50, that's a very Bert like laugh.

    • @YANILLIONAIRE
      @YANILLIONAIRE 4 года назад +20

      @@Barbievel why even watch YMH?

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 4 года назад +11

      @@YANILLIONAIRE Probably because they don’t find Christina and Bert funny. They find Tom hilarious, so it’s worth it.

    • @dustyyshellz1320
      @dustyyshellz1320 4 года назад +1

      And she married male Amy Schumer

  • @karmelmi
    @karmelmi 4 года назад +4

    “I did a really great job with Thanksgiving dinner. I got the honey baked ham...”
    Classic Christine

  • @IsLifeaStage
    @IsLifeaStage 4 года назад +3

    The “OK, what are you doing?” At 1:39:12 almost killed me

  • @SeanThomas1992
    @SeanThomas1992 4 года назад +5

    Just recommended YMH to my 87 year grandfather, telling him it was all good clean fun, sometimes a little R worded. He took it in his stride like a champ.

  • @ZaneyOG
    @ZaneyOG 4 года назад +22

    I was crying and wheezing when Tim was talking about 007 just disabled as shit and how that's what we need. Another top shelf podcast jeans

    • @perrythrust4301
      @perrythrust4301 4 года назад +4

      That "shaken not stirred" was the hardest I've laughed in months

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 4 года назад +20

    I love when guests cancel and we get just mommies

  • @BirdOfHermes83
    @BirdOfHermes83 4 года назад +4

    I love that Tom's laughing after Nedav says " and all his skin being ripped off! "

  • @CakeSublime
    @CakeSublime 4 года назад +6

    I seem to remember Tom and Christina saying they loved 'The Wrong Missy'. Nadav could fire back with that when he's catching the heat for Drumline.

  • @nelsonsavage4635
    @nelsonsavage4635 4 года назад +10

    This show is one of the best shows on RUclips to be honest.

    • @NorthBorth
      @NorthBorth 4 года назад +1

      Can I say that they should definitely invite rich evans on the show.

    • @nelsonsavage4635
      @nelsonsavage4635 4 года назад

      @@NorthBorth YESSSSS

  • @hawk1519
    @hawk1519 4 года назад +41

    Much love mommies!! Hope everyone has a killer Wednesday!!

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 4 года назад +5

      Gay

    • @NLWFKC
      @NLWFKC 4 года назад +2

      Likewise mommy likewise ❤️ unless you’re below 18

    • @Pestopasti
      @Pestopasti 4 года назад +2

      Hi mommy, thanks jeans!

    • @jayknight139
      @jayknight139 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @garethmccarthy2990
      @garethmccarthy2990 4 года назад +2

      Thursday already here🇦🇺🇦🇺✊✊.Shout out to all Queens above 18🍆👅👄

  • @thelazysmoker4870
    @thelazysmoker4870 4 года назад +60

    Did anyone else notice that the person asking about the "Kings" challenge was named sue_wu? YMH trolls can't be stopped.

  • @oddonedee5647
    @oddonedee5647 4 года назад +1

    Christine so adorable when she winks with her glasses 11:50

  • @b.l.fisher8230
    @b.l.fisher8230 4 года назад +39

    Damn Tom, I think I just seen Christina at a Giuliani press briefing. She was lookin' mad faded, I'm just sayin'...

  • @BinkleXVI
    @BinkleXVI 4 года назад +30

    This is it man this is the episode where I'm finally convinced that Tom is 100% batshit insane

  • @charlesjarman-price3954
    @charlesjarman-price3954 4 года назад +42

    Someone tell me why Christina gets cerebral palsy during the intro song of every episode 🤣🤣

    • @aimee8520
      @aimee8520 4 года назад +3

      Omg I've been looking for this comment. I legit for a second thought something bad was happening in her upstairs region 😂

    • @charlesjarman-price3954
      @charlesjarman-price3954 4 года назад +2

      @@aimee8520 🤣🤣 glad I'm not the only one

    • @maxn6198
      @maxn6198 4 года назад +3

      I'm never not going to see this now.

    • @tacobob123411
      @tacobob123411 2 года назад

      Damn I dance like that…. Maybe I’m tok’d

  • @jalapaeno
    @jalapaeno 4 года назад +28

    Is it me, or is Kristine slowly becoming Marge Simpson?

  • @pdderek
    @pdderek 4 года назад +1

    Tom's look (the brow, the refusal to make eye contact, the shutdown) was like looking into a mirror at myself in similar situations with my wife. God damn I was dying.

  • @themaslorock11b98
    @themaslorock11b98 4 года назад +10

    Anyone notice that it was "Sue-Wu" that had a problem with The King!?

  • @warkeeper8477
    @warkeeper8477 4 года назад +8

    I appreciate Christina’s knowledge about Ramadan

  • @steelers9799
    @steelers9799 4 года назад +71

    Last time I was this early I was using my double sided f**k sleeve

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 4 года назад +3

      Wanna meet tip-to-tip next time around?

    • @gregoryturner9530
      @gregoryturner9530 4 года назад +2

      @@Hjaelteomslag im down

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 4 года назад +4

      @@gregoryturner9530 How deep is that thing from end to end? I'm 21,5 cm rock hard on a warm day with money in my pocket and drugs in my soul. I'm not sure of the exchange rate to American genital currency.

    • @gregoryturner9530
      @gregoryturner9530 4 года назад +7

      @@Hjaelteomslag oh its definitely big enough I hung like a field mouse in a snow storm we got room.

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 4 года назад

      Do you mean fuck sleeve?

  • @Bleedblxck
    @Bleedblxck 4 года назад +4

    When Tom said, "Yeah, I found out he's ok. He's fine - I found out, I found out he's fine." I lost it laughing. Holy shit that was funny

  • @Youngbobbyc
    @Youngbobbyc 2 года назад +1

    Watching Tom's benadryl kick in during his red October monolog was funny af

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 4 года назад +1

    Dude! Wheelchair Guy is a super badass idea! I'm serious! Can you imagine him spinning around on his hands all breakdance style fighting people! And his wheelchair can be like a mini batmobile! Someone needs to make this!

  • @joshtelly
    @joshtelly 4 года назад +47

    Legit thought Tina huge announcement was going be after 15 years being with Todd she finally ate his scrum

    • @tylerharris6581
      @tylerharris6581 4 года назад

      Same haha

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 4 года назад +4

      She would've done it by now if she was really a ride or die.

    • @SheriffHotSauce
      @SheriffHotSauce 4 года назад

      That's gonna be a Whole Episode
      Or at least I hope

    • @RickySinn
      @RickySinn 4 года назад

      @@dez3130 🧐

  • @NickyJamesTV
    @NickyJamesTV 4 года назад +20

    The human nunchuck guy would make a great third base coach.

  • @chris42028
    @chris42028 4 года назад +24

    What a disappointing announcement from our main mommy. Eat the damn scrum already!

  • @berto44
    @berto44 4 года назад +1

    57:25 really cool of Tom to pay homage to this guy while playing basketball with Brent

  • @matthewbesson5367
    @matthewbesson5367 4 года назад +7

    I think the Mommies, if they haven't already, figure out who the 26 year old Queen is and let's hear about her encounter with The King. I hope she's not in a cage somewhere.

    • @utlonghorn86
      @utlonghorn86 4 года назад

      There's no way that girl is 26. She looks at least 40.

    • @Whystling_Byrd
      @Whystling_Byrd Год назад

      ​@@utlonghorn86Meth and Crack age you rapidly, they also cause you to make questionable life decisions. Such as smoking more Meth or Crack.

  • @karlsweeney2328
    @karlsweeney2328 4 года назад +19

    The person who called the king out on his challenge was named Sue Wu.

  • @alanna4858
    @alanna4858 4 года назад +7

    It’s truly a joy to hear Christina laugh! Feel like we hadn’t really been hearing that. Loved all ur toks Christina- keep them up xx

  • @toddedwards1291
    @toddedwards1291 4 года назад +4

    I love how it was Sue Wu who brought down the King Challenge

  • @BagStackerRust
    @BagStackerRust 4 года назад +1

    You guys are all that keeps me going. I’m definitely coming up in may

  • @hofhat
    @hofhat 4 года назад +5

    I heavily relate to Tom moving around like a caterpillar trying to sneeze from the light

  • @johnhettinger5355
    @johnhettinger5355 4 года назад +13

    Christinap sounds like count Choclola when she does her “accent”.

  • @anthonymignano5918
    @anthonymignano5918 4 года назад +30

    Hey Past Tom do NOT play basketball with Bert this week you’re going to break multiple bones. Thanks - Future Tom

  • @jtreid0907
    @jtreid0907 4 года назад +4

    When a certain queen above 18 interrupted our King's sneeze you could see the "i should call Garth to take care of this" moment in his eyes.

  • @santadog9
    @santadog9 4 года назад +1

    The "Hey Biotch" tokker is amazing. Makes me laugh every day.

  • @mikezazworsky
    @mikezazworsky 4 года назад

    1:26:30 - "Can I take a pish real quick?"
    Such a Howard move & such a Howard way of saying it, Crystal...

  • @suysauce007
    @suysauce007 4 года назад +11

    That moment when you’ve seen all the toks on the episode before hand. “I have immersed and transformed into the act of Jeans self actualization”

  • @bigmotorhead2908
    @bigmotorhead2908 4 года назад +22

    I love how Tom gets so frustrated with Christina's video picks

  • @sheldonherbert8116
    @sheldonherbert8116 4 года назад +34

    Idk if it’s because Tom is such a bright individual, but I’m starting to notice that Tina is kind of slow.

    • @tavog8150
      @tavog8150 4 года назад +12

      Kind of?

    • @derris3989
      @derris3989 4 года назад +6

      he talks about getting a second wife whos a dumb blonde but thats already his first wife

    • @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
      @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 4 года назад +1

      She dumbs down you twits. Respect your main mommy. Lol

  • @jacobdean1205
    @jacobdean1205 3 месяца назад

    After having a scope, I am completely on board with Tom about the addiction to anesthesia. That stuff is amazing!!!

  • @StalinBballin
    @StalinBballin 4 года назад +3

    The man asking the cop to get you a Dr Pepper because cops are public servants is a Carlin joke.

  • @Tompa83
    @Tompa83 4 года назад +9

    "She doesn't have an islamic husband like me" - Line of the show right there, lmao!

    • @jonanderson5137
      @jonanderson5137 4 года назад +1

      It's been at least 100 shows since she said something funny.

  • @onaaap
    @onaaap 4 года назад +5

    Skyler: “Skyler”
    Tom: *sighs* okay
    😂😂😂😂

  • @TimWing23
    @TimWing23 4 года назад +19

    Tom just tweeted that he broke some bones and is layed up for a while.

    • @weezypeezy1725
      @weezypeezy1725 4 года назад

      How

    • @TimWing23
      @TimWing23 4 года назад

      @@weezypeezy1725 not sure

    • @LTR1420
      @LTR1420 4 года назад +1

      @@weezypeezy1725 Playing basketball with Brent

  • @Bakerfreid
    @Bakerfreid 4 года назад +1

    Tom hit Chrissy with the "BRO-" and I absolutely LOST it

  • @Ryan23251
    @Ryan23251 4 года назад +1

    1:24:48 With further closer inspection of the recent chair collector video you may notice in the background of when Todd stopped; the collector has a Stephen Hawking style motorized chair, but also in that same frame you’ll see on the left side a chain running down from the ceiling next to the “white space” . Which to me he either he has a very odd guest room or that’s a very large multi-vehicle garage, where he lets his priceless gems appreciate safely.