HAHA I'm "The Remote Start Guy" you featured at 1 hour and 20 minutes. Thanks for finding my quirky video clips and talking about it. I appreciate the publicity! "Toyotajeff"
Loved the high five at the end. Has to be one of the most genuine off the cuff moments. Tom really smiled, verbally responded positively to Christina and no one was maimed!?!
I must agree with Tim about the anxiety of drama with doing anything involving human interaction. My birthday was Monday, and I planned NOTHING! It was fantastic. No worrying about what might happen. I just went on my own, and the friends I saw were already at the bar, so no judgments. Piss on me high and tight! 💜
I have pretty severe back problems so when they showed the “adjustment” tok I almost burst into tears because that shit looked insanely painful! Thanks for the trauma Kristin.
Hey Mommies! Please, can someone comment, what I need to search, for "Tom's degloving" video, that he was so happy about?? I know I'm late to the party.. but a link or title would be most appreciated, thanks Jeans!!
I have a theory on the chair guy and why he's wispering.. He's obviously keeping these hidden behind a secret book case in his home and gets a kick out of telling his gf hes going to 'drop the kids off at the pool' but instead he sneaks off to film his glorious collection. Also he brings them up in May for a bit of fresh air and sunshine
The first recorded mic drop was by Judy Garland on a 1965 episode of The Ed Sullivan Show. The gesture became prevalent in the 1980s, when it was used by rappers and comedians. I love when the mommies trust that the jeans actually know what theyre toking about
Just recommended YMH to my 87 year grandfather, telling him it was all good clean fun, sometimes a little R worded. He took it in his stride like a champ.
Thank you for the kind words friends. If they can ever licensee an official YMH cube, or if the hack can be put online for a 1click download and install, I may survive
@@brandonandalexander I see where you're coming from but that's a bit of a silly statement. Trans people don't deny that they are trans ya know? And if a Dr really needed to know specifics then they'd be able to tell.
No yeah he's got such a problem with saliva management too, he just sucks at timing out when to breathe and how to be quiet with his mouth at all. It has always bothered me
The opening clip is from an influencer named Ava Louis who got famous from Dr Phil a year or so ago. She was the cool chick that licked toilet seats back at the beginning of the pandemic.
@@spiloFTW The Dunning-Kruger effect: Learning %10 of something and act as if you are an expert. Most people that do this have a mental deficiency. How’s that working out for you?
@@SoapMactavish0 Don’t even pay that child attention. He’s just an edge lord trying to get people upset by being shocking for no reason. GG Allen, he is not lol. Uneducated he is.
Tom's look (the brow, the refusal to make eye contact, the shutdown) was like looking into a mirror at myself in similar situations with my wife. God damn I was dying.
@@gregoryturner9530 How deep is that thing from end to end? I'm 21,5 cm rock hard on a warm day with money in my pocket and drugs in my soul. I'm not sure of the exchange rate to American genital currency.
I’m really fascinated by old men and war stories, especially from the ones who didn’t even go to war. My maternal grandfather used to love to tell me how when he went to France in the late 50s or early 60s how when the French found out he was Australian they would profusely thank him because the Australians played a big part in the war. He was born in 1940 and had nothing to do with the war... My other grandfather gets excited to tell me how he hid in the outback when he got conscripted to the Vietnam because he found no pleasure in getting exploded.
I think the Mommies, if they haven't already, figure out who the 26 year old Queen is and let's hear about her encounter with The King. I hope she's not in a cage somewhere.
This episode was good but its no Drumline
Drumline is good but it's nothing compared to the pest
Tryna be cool by liking a random c movie that nobody cares about...
@@MrFatsluttytone them jeans are low and loose..
This comment went right over some people's head somehow
@@MrFatsluttytone john lequizamo cares
HAHA I'm "The Remote Start Guy" you featured at 1 hour and 20 minutes. Thanks for finding my quirky video clips and talking about it. I appreciate the publicity! "Toyotajeff"
I enjoyed your enthusiasm man! 🤘🏼
Keep it up!
Keep featherin it brother
Follow proto, keep it proto, God speed my dear good brother
You’re awesome!
Tom being legitimately angry about losing the sneeze is the best thing
Losing a sneeze is one of the single most infuriating experiences.
It’s the “bro” that gets me
A stretch, a sneeze, both infuriating if interrupted.
I blow in my wifes face when she starts making those trying to sneeze faces. Either sneeze or don't, no need to spend 30 seconds trying to force it.
"Is that supposed to happen!?"
*Beats wife and crew offscreen*
Tom “I can’t wait until my next procedure”
Little did he know....
Holy shit man yeah gonna regret that statement
Just checked his instagram. Apparently he fell and broke his arm and leg
@@chrism45 Thats when you know you're old.
You misspelled "fat."
@@Plague_Doc22XD Like the Herbert the Pervert VS Nazi scene from family guy.
Tom is 100% correct in ignoring anyone talking to him while he's in the bathroom. That is his time.
Yep. When I’m in the bathroom, anything outside of it doesn’t even exist..
Can we get a Tom talk with Top Dog just for him to tell his war stories?
No better feeling than killin’ the enemy!
Top Dog is an American 🇺🇸 hero.
Fucking great idea. We need to comment this all over his twitter, IG, AND YMH studios IG
I don't think Tom could last long enough 😂
Hey buddy!
Josh Potter‘s mom definitely swore on her child’s eyes Tina.
Lol
Genius
Underrated comment.
Alexis you definitely on to something. 😆
Yes lmao
Christina is SOOOO not ride or die, the sneezing incident proves it 100%.
We all know she's just pretending to be a queen above 18 til TIm feathers it in heaven and she can get an oover out of there
Tom + Christina= Magical Jean Power Couple😊❤
She said she'd help him hide the asshole at the juice bar Tom killed. Sheesh...
definitely didn't follow proto there
Not to mention she won’t eat Tim’s scrum. Definitely not fgtrtd
Shes a gemini, what do you expect.
Loved the high five at the end. Has to be one of the most genuine off the cuff moments. Tom really smiled, verbally responded positively to Christina and no one was maimed!?!
Queens above 18 dude is literally just Bert in 3 years
He’s way younger and way thinner than Berlt who btw is quite large
@@taylor_dawsonn I said what I said 🤭
Well well well would you look at that.. One hundred percent 😂@@lola123pink
I cant wait for the episode of Tom Talks where he talks to his therapist
A-Hundred percent
"So why did you dismember your wife and that jewish guy?"
@@the_Dogpacker I think its obvious why he would dismember Christine
@@ihearsatan you better let a man sneeze.
@@ihearsatan I love mommy jeans! 😂
"Oh so you're allergic to Jews now?" Nadav getting some backbone
He might need another chiropractic adjustment
J's *
He got beaten off screen immediately after Tom “took a break bc of allergies”
Yeeaaa.. Tom needs to stomp that shit out. There's only one alpha in YMH.
💪🇮🇱
This show is so riddled with inside references it must be so weird to listen to for the first time lol
Just livin life 365
People listening for the first time should really try it out. I mean, anything goes from mild to wild to kink.
it took me a long time to get into it
Here's the deal man; it's got cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff and here at falcon car wash we keep our jeans high and tight
It takes a while but once your in your in. It’s my favourite podcast now
Tom is extra dead inside on this episode.
I love it haha
My family needs closure!!!
Petition for Tom’s dad to do a war presentation for the next live show
Especially now
WE WANT THE YMH CUBE
I love that last week Josh Potter came on the podcast as a guest just to tell us that he came in a girls mouth, never change YMH
I'm sooooo happy for Josh.
Ewwww
My boyfriend and I were proud of Josh. Lol
Nice to see Tom finally take on the nose candy lifestyle. Keep on feathering it brothers.
When you light your mind on fire, light your brain on fire🔥🔥🔥
🎶Tom needs that candy yeah,🎶
@@justinhaynes6053 you get to
ya gonna come get this chomo or what
thank god TRAP MUSIC NOW listens to YMH. i can sleep easy at night
I must agree with Tim about the anxiety of drama with doing anything involving human interaction. My birthday was Monday, and I planned NOTHING! It was fantastic. No worrying about what might happen. I just went on my own, and the friends I saw were already at the bar, so no judgments. Piss on me high and tight! 💜
"Thank God I'm not Muslim" - Christina Paszitsky.
So we just quote what we hear in the video? Thank you for your amazing contribution.
@@CJ-gy8ie You're welcome.
@Hun Bun Correct. They're initials.
Christine couldn’t help but explain Tim’s allergy situation, she’s taking risks, live life 365
some real FGTRTD shit
I wouldn’t push Tom if I were her
No Guest?? What a gift, this is what I'm thankful for
We welcome you to the family.
only guest i would like is Tim Dillon
I get it now: this show is slow walking a whole bunch of people to Hell.
it started as tom upsetting christina, from its denim core, but its gradually turned into the world
I think it's a public service. Being desensitized can get you far in life... or make you shoot up a place. I'd say it's a 50/50 chance, 60/40...
@@SirGrassyNoL What type of podcast is YMH? Oh, ya knowww, like Denim-core.
I'd call it more of a leisurely jogging pace.
as a viewer for the last 12 months, it's felt more like a sprint into the fiery maw
Crazy how Tom talks about pain meds and setting arms back into place and then...
I have pretty severe back problems so when they showed the “adjustment” tok I almost burst into tears because that shit looked insanely painful! Thanks for the trauma Kristin.
Has NO ONE NOTICED that the person who commented on The King's TikTok is Sue Wu?!
FIRST thing i noticed!
Yup!
Thats my aunts name and she aint afraid of no rec.
@@Daddy_DmarcoBBC funny--mine don't want no rep.
This baba ganoush
"Here's the thing, I found out he's okay" needs to be on a shirt.
Yes, this is such a good idea
"Unhelpable" should be on a t-shirt as well.
I think Derrick Lewis already has "He's okay" t-shirts
Hey Mommies!
Please, can someone comment, what I need to search, for
"Tom's degloving" video, that he was so happy about??
I know I'm late to the party.. but a link or title would be most appreciated, thanks Jeans!!
@@deanjuliano7849 I'm looking for it too
Disappointed that Trina’s announcement wasn’t that she ate Tim’s gooch after 15 years 😣
I thought love was a two way street...
Justice for Tom's Scrum!!
I've been hoping for 7 years. I think we are closer than ever. I can almost taste it as well
Isn’t there some sort of dry cleaning plastic or something that could sort of help her, help him?
The grundle needs grundling
One of the reasons that I love this show is because tiba and Tim take turns being the sane adult while the other turns into a giggling lunatic.
We should appreciate that ever since the water champ days, every sip Christina takes is on camera
Lot lizards all around the country are missing their daddy when he can't tour. Thoughts and prayers!
Ima lot lizard!
That man is the definition of a lot lizzard. He's addressing other truckers in code...
@@mcr5645 Don't labour shame me with that babyraper moustache on yer face! Follow proto, or your fired, bud!
@@mcr5645 lot lizards refer to the prostitutes. A John is always called a John.
57:03 christie: “well everyone likes the free stuff” my brain: “slick stuff, neat stuff”
I'm sweating like a black man.
damn right im comming up in May!
Amen!
I can poop on command
I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS
@@darbycrashsmashbandicoots6758 i was on the toilet when i first started this
I think it's adorable when Christine is in happy/goofy mode and does that hair flip thing.. cracks me up.
It’s hard to wrap my head around how naturally funny you two are sometimes.
Christina's pure happiness and glee over her supposed loophole for Tom's sneeze was hilarious, she almost squealed lol
christina's definitely kinda r worded about that sneeze loophole...
She was definitely having him on for giggles, she’s not that dumb
Tom is also kinda R worded about sneezing
@@gsxrman599 hahaha right it's retarded (I'm taking it back) to get pissed at someone that is noticing you sneeze.
@@jordanm6940 I dunno! She does have that wheeze laugh that Burt has too. There must be some common factor there...
@@chikato7106 DONT ACKNOWLEDGE ME SNEEZING
Tom was absolutely NOT having Nadav’s A and B conversation joke in the heat of sneezegate
I have a theory on the chair guy and why he's wispering.. He's obviously keeping these hidden behind a secret book case in his home and gets a kick out of telling his gf hes going to 'drop the kids off at the pool' but instead he sneaks off to film his glorious collection. Also he brings them up in May for a bit of fresh air and sunshine
"$2000 bag with no cash in your purse"
-Kanye West
Toms impression of his dad never fails. All hail Top Dawg
The first recorded mic drop was by Judy Garland on a 1965 episode of The Ed Sullivan Show. The gesture became prevalent in the 1980s, when it was used by rappers and comedians. I love when the mommies trust that the jeans actually know what theyre toking about
Tony's genuine anger was so lovely.
“I did a really great job with Thanksgiving dinner. I got the honey baked ham...”
Classic Christine
I seem to remember Tom and Christina saying they loved 'The Wrong Missy'. Nadav could fire back with that when he's catching the heat for Drumline.
Just recommended YMH to my 87 year grandfather, telling him it was all good clean fun, sometimes a little R worded. He took it in his stride like a champ.
you can tell by Toms intro dance that he has been milked recently!
And then I was like...I can tell by his aggro short temper the rest of the episode that he hasn't been milked. And that he's a womans man.
I’m so depressed I unironically woke myself up with the King telling me to pull my covers off this morning. Have a good one chomos
Give the Joey Diaz national anthem compilation a try. I’m not patriotic anymore but my god it’s the best way to wake up
Hope you feel better soon my king above 18
Thank you for the kind words friends. If they can ever licensee an official YMH cube, or if the hack can be put online for a 1click download and install, I may survive
You guys are all that keeps me going. I’m definitely coming up in may
I love that Tom's laughing after Nedav says " and all his skin being ripped off! "
I appreciate Christina’s knowledge about Ramadan
I just realized Tom married female Bert.
They’re both equally annoying and unfunny
Yeah, especially at 12:50, that's a very Bert like laugh.
@@Barbievel why even watch YMH?
@@YANILLIONAIRE Probably because they don’t find Christina and Bert funny. They find Tom hilarious, so it’s worth it.
And she married male Amy Schumer
I was crying and wheezing when Tim was talking about 007 just disabled as shit and how that's what we need. Another top shelf podcast jeans
That "shaken not stirred" was the hardest I've laughed in months
I heavily relate to Tom moving around like a caterpillar trying to sneeze from the light
I think we’d all love for Top Dog to present one of his powerpoints on the next live
I identify as a billionaire, but my bank is oppressing me with the bank statements
hahahahahahahah
@@brandonandalexander I see where you're coming from but that's a bit of a silly statement. Trans people don't deny that they are trans ya know? And if a Dr really needed to know specifics then they'd be able to tell.
@@brandonandalexander If said comment writer has went to school.. id be able to take said comment writer seriously..
This show is one of the best shows on RUclips to be honest.
Can I say that they should definitely invite rich evans on the show.
@@NorthBorth YESSSSS
Much love mommies!! Hope everyone has a killer Wednesday!!
Gay
Likewise mommy likewise ❤️ unless you’re below 18
Hi mommy, thanks jeans!
Same
Thursday already here🇦🇺🇦🇺✊✊.Shout out to all Queens above 18🍆👅👄
as Tim was throwing a fit about Christine not following proto; i had my best 2 sneezes of 2020. Keep featherin' it brother
Lol i love Tim searching for a light to sneeze. Relatable
Man, do I love the sound of Tom constantly snorting his mucus into the mic. Once you hear it you won't be able to ignore it.
No yeah he's got such a problem with saliva management too, he just sucks at timing out when to breathe and how to be quiet with his mouth at all. It has always bothered me
Did anyone else notice that the person asking about the "Kings" challenge was named sue_wu? YMH trolls can't be stopped.
I saw it. The best
With the Kim Ahn profile picture 😉
I love when guests cancel and we get just mommies
The opening clip is from an influencer named Ava Louis who got famous from Dr Phil a year or so ago. She was the cool chick that licked toilet seats back at the beginning of the pandemic.
Timestamp?
@@agro9999 it’s the opening clip but they also play it at 36:25 or so
Anyone notice that it was "Sue-Wu" that had a problem with The King!?
The person who called the king out on his challenge was named Sue Wu.
Someone tell me why Christina gets cerebral palsy during the intro song of every episode 🤣🤣
Omg I've been looking for this comment. I legit for a second thought something bad was happening in her upstairs region 😂
@@aimee8520 🤣🤣 glad I'm not the only one
I'm never not going to see this now.
Damn I dance like that…. Maybe I’m tok’d
This is it man this is the episode where I'm finally convinced that Tom is 100% batshit insane
Same
That's why he's Daddy King Jeans 🤴 👖
That chair guy sounds like Kip from Nepoleon Dynamite.
The “OK, what are you doing?” At 1:39:12 almost killed me
It’s truly a joy to hear Christina laugh! Feel like we hadn’t really been hearing that. Loved all ur toks Christina- keep them up xx
Christina: Goes off on an unintentional islamophobic rant about fasting.
Tom: “Ok Bert.”
Lol
Tom knows it's only a matter of time until he gets cancelled for marrying a homophobic valor stealing racist
islamophobia does not exist. Being scared of hate and violence is normal.
@@spiloFTW The Dunning-Kruger effect: Learning %10 of something and act as if you are an expert. Most people that do this have a mental deficiency. How’s that working out for you?
@@spiloFTW huh bro?
@@SoapMactavish0 Don’t even pay that child attention. He’s just an edge lord trying to get people upset by being shocking for no reason. GG Allen, he is not lol. Uneducated he is.
What a disappointing announcement from our main mommy. Eat the damn scrum already!
Tom's look (the brow, the refusal to make eye contact, the shutdown) was like looking into a mirror at myself in similar situations with my wife. God damn I was dying.
After having a scope, I am completely on board with Tom about the addiction to anesthesia. That stuff is amazing!!!
Last time I was this early I was using my double sided f**k sleeve
Wanna meet tip-to-tip next time around?
@@Hjaelteomslag im down
@@gregoryturner9530 How deep is that thing from end to end? I'm 21,5 cm rock hard on a warm day with money in my pocket and drugs in my soul. I'm not sure of the exchange rate to American genital currency.
@@Hjaelteomslag oh its definitely big enough I hung like a field mouse in a snow storm we got room.
Do you mean fuck sleeve?
The human nunchuck guy would make a great third base coach.
Haha..great thinking
😆 ⚾ 🏃
Legit thought Tina huge announcement was going be after 15 years being with Todd she finally ate his scrum
Same haha
She would've done it by now if she was really a ride or die.
That's gonna be a Whole Episode
Or at least I hope
@@dez3130 🧐
Watching Tom's benadryl kick in during his red October monolog was funny af
Damn Tom, I think I just seen Christina at a Giuliani press briefing. She was lookin' mad faded, I'm just sayin'...
Crossfados Barbados?
Christinap sounds like count Choclola when she does her “accent”.
2 mg Christine out here losing her mind over sneeze rules. Totally tokd
Is it me, or is Kristine slowly becoming Marge Simpson?
Christine so adorable when she winks with her glasses 11:50
I have yet to see a YMH episode where I didn’t cry laughing 😂😂 Entertainment at its finest ladies and gentlemen lol.
That moment when you’ve seen all the toks on the episode before hand. “I have immersed and transformed into the act of Jeans self actualization”
You mastered the algorithm
@@weezypeezy1725 ees 2.
When Tom said, "Yeah, I found out he's ok. He's fine - I found out, I found out he's fine." I lost it laughing. Holy shit that was funny
When a certain queen above 18 interrupted our King's sneeze you could see the "i should call Garth to take care of this" moment in his eyes.
The guy sucked into a lathe is especially horrific for me because I work with mills/lathes
I’m really fascinated by old men and war stories, especially from the ones who didn’t even go to war. My maternal grandfather used to love to tell me how when he went to France in the late 50s or early 60s how when the French found out he was Australian they would profusely thank him because the Australians played a big part in the war. He was born in 1940 and had nothing to do with the war... My other grandfather gets excited to tell me how he hid in the outback when he got conscripted to the Vietnam because he found no pleasure in getting exploded.
I love how it was Sue Wu who brought down the King Challenge
Tom just tweeted that he broke some bones and is layed up for a while.
How
@@weezypeezy1725 not sure
@@weezypeezy1725 Playing basketball with Brent
Hey Past Tom do NOT play basketball with Bert this week you’re going to break multiple bones. Thanks - Future Tom
Hey wtf man
This comment was too low for him to see it 😔
@@andrewd.8715 wish he would
I’m honestly a little sad to see the implosion of the “Queens above 18+ guy” 😞
The "Queens above 18" guy just lost his mother a couple days ago.
I'm worried about him. (honestly, not a joke)
@@VideoNozoki damn I had no clue! Poor guy 😞
57:25 really cool of Tom to pay homage to this guy while playing basketball with Brent
Idk if it’s because Tom is such a bright individual, but I’m starting to notice that Tina is kind of slow.
Kind of?
he talks about getting a second wife whos a dumb blonde but thats already his first wife
She dumbs down you twits. Respect your main mommy. Lol
I love how Tom gets so frustrated with Christina's video picks
MOVING ON
Christine:”how about we watch some toks?”
Tom: “Sigh”
Only thing creepier than a basement full of chairs would be if there was a doll sitting in each one.
I think the Mommies, if they haven't already, figure out who the 26 year old Queen is and let's hear about her encounter with The King. I hope she's not in a cage somewhere.
There's no way that girl is 26. She looks at least 40.
@@utlonghorn86Meth and Crack age you rapidly, they also cause you to make questionable life decisions. Such as smoking more Meth or Crack.
Another gem of an episode.