Bye Bye TikTok? Congress Finally Did Something

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  8 месяцев назад +557

    Hi Friends. Thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. Live shows coming up in Dayton, Kansas City, Philadelphia, and more. Go to JoshJohnsonComedy.com for tickets

    • @maureenrobertshaw7375
      @maureenrobertshaw7375 8 месяцев назад +7

      Josh, do you have an ex that thinks you're crazy? If you let my son meet you at your Minneapolis show, I will write a certified letter to the ex of your choice, certifying your sanity. I am a licensed therapist. Just think about it...

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 8 месяцев назад

      ​@maureenrobertshaw7375 is this blackmail?

    • @avataraarow
      @avataraarow 8 месяцев назад +3

      Hey Josh, are you and Logan going to do anymore live shows of the podcast anytime soon?

    • @justinpitcock5312
      @justinpitcock5312 8 месяцев назад +1

      Josh love your channel, your comedy is killing. Your transitions are second to none. Also not sure how familiar you are with the Indiana Pacers, but you and Myles Turner look alike. It hit me last game. If you have no clue who he is, it’s a compliment. Turner is a bad ass. Thanks for the great work you do!!

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone 8 месяцев назад +3

      Did you hear the Kendrick Lamar diss track of Drake?
      If so?
      I want to know what you think on your next set. I need to hear JJ's take on this. Please? 😂😂😂

  • @MyfriendAlisha
    @MyfriendAlisha 7 месяцев назад +319

    Where I live, a city councilman was arrested for impersonating a police officer to raid a trap house so he could steal the crack... 😅

    • @MamaTreNiner
      @MamaTreNiner 7 месяцев назад +15

      JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG... @PoliceThePolice✊🏿✊🏾✊️✊️💙💙💙

    • @jojoohyeah4761
      @jojoohyeah4761 7 месяцев назад +19

      Bro pls tell me where I can read more about this story, that sounds WILD

    • @RyukoKiryuin510
      @RyukoKiryuin510 6 месяцев назад +20

      They’re stealing their own crack back? What is that a reverse crack epidemic 😂

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 6 месяцев назад

      Fuckin’ hilarious!! Lmao

    • @geraldapetit-homme7238
      @geraldapetit-homme7238 6 месяцев назад

      WiiiiiiiiiiiLD 😂😂😂😂😂 oh my God

  • @uhohspaghettios2391
    @uhohspaghettios2391 8 месяцев назад +647

    I once gave terrible directions to some tourists and I still think about those poor people to this day. Godspeed, Italian teenagers visiting Dublin 10 years ago. I hope you realized I was stupid and asked somebody else.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 8 месяцев назад +27

      😅😅 on the other hand, they probably give people the wrong directions every day and don't even feel bad about it. Fair play to you for trying!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 8 месяцев назад +11

      On the other hand, his story about being shot at 5:30 in the morning took me back a few years.... Remember the Keen fellow in Limerick? Yeah, I woke up to that. Another American who was at the same conference as I but lives in Germany woke up... and we didn't think anything was remarkable about the morning. It sank in later that it's not normal to hear that many sirens in Ireland that early in the morning!😅

    • @rosemarywilliams9969
      @rosemarywilliams9969 7 месяцев назад +4

      😊glad you still care❤

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@rosemarywilliams9969 that's Ireland 🥰

    • @wittay
      @wittay 7 месяцев назад +30

      One time about 15 years ago someone pulled up and asked me for directions to the post office, and I panicked and said sorry, I'm not from here. After he drove off I was like wait, I work in this town. It's one town over from my town. I'm here every day. Also, my brother works at the post office. It's like just down the street.

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis 8 месяцев назад +1055

    The funniest part about the "I am not Chinese" guy was that he was from Singapore, and the Congressman would not stop asking him about his relationship to China.

    • @Innamoramento9
      @Innamoramento9 8 месяцев назад +62

      The trouble is, Singapore has enough Chinese influence due to rich people parking money there etc that the question is kind of valid. There are A LOT of Mainland Chinese in Singapore these past few years; it's astounding. It may sound ignorant but they are actually right to ask this.

    • @ctwlk
      @ctwlk 8 месяцев назад +265

      @@Innamoramento9 that's sweet of you to offer context here, and I do appreciate your positive outlook.
      But honestly... we've seen the hearing... the questions were indeed ignorant, and even more ignorant were the people asking said questions.

    • @Princess__Buttercup
      @Princess__Buttercup 8 месяцев назад +114

      @@ctwlklet me let Mark Twain sum this up with 2 quotes, it applies to all parties.
      “It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.”
      “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

    • @VolCanixWorx
      @VolCanixWorx 8 месяцев назад +25

      😂 absolutely gold. ​@@Princess__Buttercup

    • @jojoone1099
      @jojoone1099 8 месяцев назад +108

      You're assuming the congressman knew where Singapore was. 😂😂

  • @RaggamuffinForever
    @RaggamuffinForever 7 месяцев назад +539

    “I’m not a fire fighter… but I have stepped on a cigarette before “😂❤

    • @VenturiRSA
      @VenturiRSA 7 месяцев назад +5

      You got to be a smoker to deal with smoke

    • @Mamajane059
      @Mamajane059 7 месяцев назад +2

      Bodyguard

    • @kwentizlane
      @kwentizlane 7 месяцев назад

      Why do people quote the jokes in the comments?n i read it seconds before the joke was told. Annoying

    • @RaggamuffinForever
      @RaggamuffinForever 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@kwentizlane don’t read it.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@kwentizlanemaybe watch the video before reading the comments.

  • @austin.luther
    @austin.luther 8 месяцев назад +1326

    If someone sees me eating a hot dog and assumes I'm gay, they're correct. But the hot dog is incidental.

    • @Princess__Buttercup
      @Princess__Buttercup 8 месяцев назад +40

      Omg lol 🤣💀

    • @elsvaughn7959
      @elsvaughn7959 8 месяцев назад +30

      They cld think anything BUT the word "glizzy". I JUST found out that that word existed like a month ago and I'm pretty upset about it..

    • @ragantate3995
      @ragantate3995 7 месяцев назад +31

      Happens to females when we eat 🍦

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 7 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@ragantate3995 And popsicles.... and bananas.... and lollipops.... and lick food off our fingers 😁

    • @pUkkademps
      @pUkkademps 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bahahahaha

  • @cecinepasunme
    @cecinepasunme 7 месяцев назад +170

    I'm East Asian and I live in London. When people stop me to ask for directions, I pretend that I don't know how to speak English. I've only done this a handful of times, and each time I do it, I feel guilty for perpetuating stereotypes about non-English people not bothering to "learn the language" - but then I leave the encounter and I feel less nervous knowing that I didn't send a stranger to their immediate doom.

    • @robertawalsh2995
      @robertawalsh2995 7 месяцев назад +37

      I was in Norwich, England, and a man from London asked me for directions. I told him I wasn't a local and he said it was obvious and that's why he asked me -- because he hadn't understood the directions he'd gotten from a native of Norwich.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 месяцев назад +5

      Its ok....❤

    • @simbasmommy
      @simbasmommy 7 месяцев назад +12

      lol; I related to this too, living in NYC but getting totally lost anywhere out of my neighborhood; Pretending not to speak English is SUCH a funny solution, I may try it :)

    • @MamaTreNiner
      @MamaTreNiner 7 месяцев назад +2

      Understanding that far too many have been MURDERED, by those in positions of authority. simply because of being in the "wrong place/ wrong time... 👀 Do the best that you can UNTIL you know better , when you know better DO BETTER!!! ✊🏿✊🏾✊️✊🏻💙💙💙

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 7 месяцев назад +7

      Or just say you’re unfamiliar with the area and move on like a normal person

  • @BritInvLvr
    @BritInvLvr 7 месяцев назад +138

    My husband and I were in this audience. All the comics that night were great. We had a wonderful time.

    • @rebeccas265
      @rebeccas265 7 месяцев назад +1

      Me too, it really was an excellent show :)

  • @dyanaprajna4556
    @dyanaprajna4556 8 месяцев назад +2149

    Y'all know why Josh is one of the best newer comedians? Because he makes you laugh, but makes you think while you're laughing. He's funny and smart, the best combo.
    Edit: for all those saying he's not new-ive come to realize that he's actually been around for awhile. But I just discovered him about a year ago, and he still looks so young. So he's still new to me 😛.

    • @nape12091
      @nape12091 8 месяцев назад +51

      The absolute BEST description of Josh I’ve heard!!! You’re SO right!! 😂😂😂

    • @vickiewallace415
      @vickiewallace415 8 месяцев назад +21

      And subtle!

    • @imfamous6909
      @imfamous6909 8 месяцев назад +52

      He's not new he's been doing it for.a long ass time, but yes agreed👍🤣

    • @lareinamorena87
      @lareinamorena87 8 месяцев назад +22

      Yea he's not new by far. But he is a delight.

    • @aishasaeed494
      @aishasaeed494 8 месяцев назад +39

      And don’t forget he makes new material every show which is crazy to me

  • @maririttner198
    @maririttner198 7 месяцев назад +263

    "someone must really hate you. They set their alarm" that had me rolling😂

  • @trich4life
    @trich4life 7 месяцев назад +60

    The mark of a great comedian is when they can tailored their jokes to their audience without losing themselves. You, Sir, are a great comedian. ❤😊

  • @mel2d2
    @mel2d2 6 месяцев назад +9

    One of the few comedians who speaks directly to my brain. Thank you.

    • @susanheinz5804
      @susanheinz5804 Месяц назад +1

      @@mel2d2 That + my funny bone, simultaneously! It’s a high standard few can meet.

  • @jcmurie
    @jcmurie 8 месяцев назад +252

    It's incredible that you can put out this much quality content every single week

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 7 месяцев назад +10

      And we appreciate it.

  • @rawworking
    @rawworking 7 месяцев назад +18

    What a gorgeous man. With a truly beautiful smile. And his hands! Elegant. Smart and beautiful.

    • @Sherri-w7f
      @Sherri-w7f 14 дней назад

      Yes, and such a wonderful voice too

  • @michnish
    @michnish 7 месяцев назад +23

    I hear it takes a lot of comedians a year or so to polish off a good set. Josh is just bringing us gold weekly! You've got a gift

  • @Wiwcharizard
    @Wiwcharizard 8 месяцев назад +650

    "Far be it from them to regulate a bank." Im fuckin dead, too funny.

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 7 месяцев назад +2

      For, not from. But yeah he's hilarious 😂

    • @Nina-cd6uw
      @Nina-cd6uw 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@blaze556922 It is 'far' though

    • @bevwest7428
      @bevwest7428 7 месяцев назад +1

      Josh, don’t mention bank regulation to me! It triggers me!!!

  • @nlaslovich
    @nlaslovich 6 месяцев назад +9

    Is there anyone here that DOESN'T like Josh Johnson?! I just think he's universally liked.

  • @kathleenmcfarlane2555
    @kathleenmcfarlane2555 8 месяцев назад +130

    I understand the not being able to eat a hotdog thing. As a woman I have been sexually harassed since I was 14 for eating ice cream cones. I'm 53 now. Men make the filthiest comments when they see you enjoying an ice cream cone. I am not as free with my enjoyment as I was at 14, when I ate ice cream with a child's enthusiasm. I don't lick the cone in a weird way, but you give a kid a triple scoop of ice cream and you will see enthusiasm. Men are filthy about certain foods.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 8 месяцев назад +11

      First time that ever happened to me, it was a gay male teasing me about it

    • @kathleenmcfarlane2555
      @kathleenmcfarlane2555 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@LindaC616 😄

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 7 месяцев назад +2

    • @jessicagirts3250
      @jessicagirts3250 7 месяцев назад

      MEN ARE FILTHY ABOUT EVERYTHING, NOT JUST CERTAIN FOODS…. That was a very polite response and I appreciate you for sharing your experience with us, I’m sorry that you had to ever feel that way! Unfortunately, most young girls have this same issue and we are conditioned to believe that we the young girl is at fault, we must’ve worn a shirt that shows off our boobs, or you made eye contact with him, you clearly were leading him on! It takes a lot of courage to share the more we share our truth, the more we receive respect and love which is very different than control and abuse!! Take care and eat your ice cream cone anytime, anywhere 💗💗💗

    • @NancyMelindaKemp
      @NancyMelindaKemp 7 месяцев назад +14

      Bananas. I think this my be why I hate bananas so much.

  • @_birdie
    @_birdie 7 месяцев назад +19

    RUclips has not stopped recommending these vids to me for weeks. Finally watched one. And I haven’t stopped since. haha my God this dude’s funny as hell.

  • @idkwhybut...
    @idkwhybut... 8 месяцев назад +301

    "They pushed this thing through congress, and then they signed it... and they care."
    * Hysterical laughter *

    • @bluubird7077
      @bluubird7077 6 месяцев назад

      The pharma companies, and banks! Add food and airlines too!

    • @edgyguy7084
      @edgyguy7084 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@bluubird7077 no, the chinese gov. influenzes election in other countries through this app.
      Its a proven thing, and chinas reaction to their plans with the "call your congressman" on TickTock showed this the best.
      They care bcause it threatens THEIR lives and jobs, not yours...

  • @donkie330
    @donkie330 8 месяцев назад +181

    I'm only half way done. I paused it because i just watched the view count go up a thousand from 5.5K to 6.5K. That's insane; well deserved.

    • @thatonegirlelaine
      @thatonegirlelaine 8 месяцев назад +10

      It's wild how those numbers are just growing! He is so funny and smart. He reminds me of George Carlin.

    • @donkie330
      @donkie330 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@thatonegirlelaine. I could see that comparison with the way he makes you think.
      He reminds me of myself in many ways. The only difference is I'm naturally buff from genetics.
      People told me many times that I should be a comedian, but I don't know how to write or where to start. The way Josh does it is genuine just like how I do it; speaking from the heart while being funny in that particular moment.

    • @disneyprincessintraining2725
      @disneyprincessintraining2725 7 месяцев назад +5

      50k as I write this. It really is well deserved!

    • @thatonegirlelaine
      @thatonegirlelaine 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@donkie330 Maybe go to an improv night and test out some things. I wish I had the confidence to do that.

    • @lissazzzzzzzful
      @lissazzzzzzzful 7 месяцев назад +3

      I just love this guy. He's his own distinct thing, a comedian and a philosopher, always with a message of kindness, understanding and a good heart.

  • @annjohnson994
    @annjohnson994 8 месяцев назад +83

    Josh is old school cool while being in tune with the present. Sort of rare. And he's just funny times 10.

  • @PeytonPlace212
    @PeytonPlace212 7 месяцев назад +34

    I don’t know where Josh came from but RUclips keeps recommending and I keep watching 😅

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 7 месяцев назад +4

      He’s been a writer for a few late night shows, but now he’s a correspondent (and writer) on The Daily Show.

  • @irishpatriciadesiree
    @irishpatriciadesiree 8 месяцев назад +81

    I've been spreading the word of how freaking funny you are, Josh! 😂🤣❤

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  8 месяцев назад +16

      Thank you!

    • @laVIEchef
      @laVIEchef 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@JoshJohnsonComedy… YOU are so amazing- as refreshing!! So LEGIT FUN to seek, find and watch :
      your vids, your hysterical- as poingnant p.o.v and THAT FAR OUT sly cool smart smile!!! Keep doing your thing! We need it! 🥰☮️✨
      Thank you!!!!!

  • @lucyslotta7768
    @lucyslotta7768 7 месяцев назад +11

    Much love to Josh. Just who he is, he is a good egg.

  • @WaitAMinute1989
    @WaitAMinute1989 7 месяцев назад +24

    I know someone who couldn't find work, evenly her (GP) doctor gave her a job answering the phone and schedules appointments. She now says she has "patients".

  • @VolCanixWorx
    @VolCanixWorx 7 месяцев назад +192

    "Mr. Chew, does TikTok access the home WiFi network?" Hudson asked a confused Chew, who looked as nonplussed by the question as you might imagine. "Only if the user turns on the WiFi," Chew responded.

    • @emmettoransky5088
      @emmettoransky5088 7 месяцев назад +16

      Bcz like.. the Internet can use data or wifi, and if ppl want to save phone data at home they use their wifi, but anything Internet is gonna internet!
      So wth question was that??? They were fishing for sure with that question they already have common sense about. Just to try to prove something bad from something neutral. Wifi is neutral in this.

    • @TheLostOne156
      @TheLostOne156 4 месяца назад

      They should have ask why the Chinese tiktok have educational stuff for the younger people and the rest of the world for stupid challenges?

  • @BrandonRaman
    @BrandonRaman 7 месяцев назад +25

    i always look forward to a Josh Johnson drop. Commenting for the algorithm

  • @cmichellesummers
    @cmichellesummers 7 месяцев назад +8

    You crushed it behind the Orange curtain! Here on Venice Beach, we revel at the highlarius diversity of humanity.

  • @Victoria.8.7
    @Victoria.8.7 7 месяцев назад +9

    Always impeccable timing and delivery

  • @royalnerd717
    @royalnerd717 7 месяцев назад +29

    During the pandemic I stumbled upon Josh Johnson... I think he had a fro... I couldn't stop laughing cause he looked like a member of the Jackson 5 but the brother that didn't get abused and used that we never heard of... Then he started doing this amazing comedy sets that talk about everything we are hearing and going thru and he always has a way for you to laugh about it.... I believe this dude can be a nightly show host.. keep up the good work 💪🏾!

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 месяцев назад +1

      The good, unruined Jackson😂😂 Is there one?😢

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 7 месяцев назад

      I found him during the pandemic, doing videos with Dulcé. I love that he’s a correspondent on The Daily Show too.

  • @teacherbecca526
    @teacherbecca526 8 месяцев назад +43

    I was at this show! You were fantastic!

  • @DanielChannel89
    @DanielChannel89 7 месяцев назад +74

    The reason Congress is willing to boss around a company in TikTok's case is that it's a Chinese company and not an American one.

    • @rizingpho3nix
      @rizingpho3nix 6 месяцев назад +11

      Also the US government wants access to the data.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 6 месяцев назад +4

      Exactly!!

  • @crystalmasters8582
    @crystalmasters8582 8 месяцев назад +76

    'I don't know how they make somebody leave wifi' Bahhhaaaa 😂
    Fr tho 😂😂😂

  • @dreams2lyfe
    @dreams2lyfe 8 месяцев назад +39

    Continually hilarious! That start of a smile he has as he goes into the guts of the joke is enough to have me falling out before he even finishes the punchline! He's also brilliant which allows for the funniest jokes imaginable!

    • @JennyLane8666
      @JennyLane8666 7 месяцев назад +3

      I love the telltale smirk and pause when he's about to drop a particularly good punchline. Billy Connolly used to laugh at himself during a set and those were always the ones that would make me howl with laughter. Josh is a great in the making

  • @sendtome157
    @sendtome157 7 месяцев назад +6

    If you’ve never seen catfishing the KKK, go watch it. Josh has come far, but he also has always been incredible.

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 6 месяцев назад +2

    Humor AND intelligence!🤣 What a concept!!!
    I luv ya Josh!!!🤣❤️🤣

  • @TriceeAle
    @TriceeAle 3 месяца назад +11

    Hi Josh, it's me again! I've seen some comedians before, but I think you're the BEST because it comes so naturally to you! Your timing is so on point! And when you're trying not to laugh it's so cute! Well I better go because I was told by my husband, John, Sr, that everybody doesn't want to hear about John Jr., imagine that!🤔 So I better sign out now, but you know that you remind me so much of John Jr. Bye Josh, have a good morning, good day and good night! 😊

  • @aplaceinthestars3207
    @aplaceinthestars3207 8 месяцев назад +55

    As someone who works retail, in a rich town, and starts at 4 in the morning... this set had a lot to relate to 🤣

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb 7 месяцев назад +6

      That gang member needs you on speed dial!

  • @rosemarywilliams9969
    @rosemarywilliams9969 7 месяцев назад +61

    "Can you just get them to not sell Us Poison"😅 Life!

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree 8 месяцев назад +127

    "I just want to be able to eat a hotdog." Now I'm visualizing some random dude hotdogging like crazy.

  • @eprongles
    @eprongles 7 месяцев назад +6

    This is one ACTIVE crowd! Wow!

  • @Maplecook
    @Maplecook 8 месяцев назад +21

    Josh is one of the most BRILLIANT comics of this generation...perhaps THE most brilliant! So much respect for this man!

  • @c1audius
    @c1audius 7 месяцев назад +18

    Great to see this guy go from strength to strength, without relying on vulgarity, but instead remaining current and relevant. I can see Chapelle influences here and that’s not a bad thing!
    Also: they only want to ban tik tok to keep the Free Palestine 🇵🇸 protests out of our feeds.

    • @MamaTreNiner
      @MamaTreNiner 7 месяцев назад +1

      #NotJustThat #TheCongo

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 7 месяцев назад +9

    Yeah, but get Katie Porter and her white board to that hearing! She is the opposite of embarrassing.

    • @nancyhernandez2271
      @nancyhernandez2271 7 месяцев назад +1

      She’s amazing!

    • @lordchaa1598
      @lordchaa1598 7 месяцев назад +1

      Going to miss her next year. I hope she runs for President one day soon. Maybe she can become CA governor when Newsom decides to run and then piggyback off that to take the next step.
      Edit: it was unfortunate that she had to go up against Shiff for the senate seat. She actually cares about the little people. A rare quality in this day and age.

  • @monicasmessages
    @monicasmessages 8 месяцев назад +57

    I just love watching you SKYROCKET Josh! Keep up the good work! And thank you for the laughs. :)

  • @alo365
    @alo365 7 месяцев назад +14

    I like to listen to stand up while doing other things, but I have to stay locked in to Josh because he captures such subtle mannerisms so perfectly. His performances are truly elevated.

  • @mikesmith7620
    @mikesmith7620 8 месяцев назад +13

    It's so interesting the way you engage your audience when you're just in this "conversational mode" while remaining peaceful. As I listen, I'm relaxed and fully invested in your conversation, curious to what you're talking about. At some point you bring in a punchline which gets the audience to laugh. Just so cool how you're able to manage to do that. If I were to attempt that, I might feel pressured to speak quickly, fearing that someone might complain.

  • @nosuchthingasshould4175
    @nosuchthingasshould4175 7 месяцев назад +20

    I like to believe that the guy who got shot at 5am saw this bit and pissed himself laughing.

  • @marilyntkeller
    @marilyntkeller 2 месяца назад +1

    I believe it was Richard Pryor that mentioned the “3rd Eye of Comedy” that allows an unfettered mind to see the humor in ALL situations. Josh- Your 3rd Eye is supremely developed and funny as all get-out!!!😂🙋🏾‍♀️👊🏾🙌🏾👏🏾☝🏾🤟🏾🫵🏾🖖🏾

  • @bert3163
    @bert3163 7 месяцев назад +17

    Setting an alarm sounds like my kind of work ethic

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl70 8 месяцев назад +16

    Josh I don’t know how you keep bringing amazing smart comedy to us so often. I send your videos to my parents and they love you too! This was a good crowd who appreciated good comedy. Not to kick dust on others but you’ve got skill like Pryor, Carlin, the old greats. Much love to you.

  • @mosono777
    @mosono777 7 месяцев назад +5

    One of your best sets yet. Comedy special quailty.

  • @rebeccar8157
    @rebeccar8157 7 месяцев назад +6

    5am is usually when our trauma bay starts getting elderly people falling when they wake up. Shootings fizzle out by 3am when the denizens of the night go to sleep

  • @adbrady22
    @adbrady22 7 месяцев назад +3

    I am hooked. Josh is intelligently hilarious. I am going to miss his Atlanta shows cause we'll be out of town. Can't wait to be comes back.

    • @MamaTreNiner
      @MamaTreNiner 7 месяцев назад

      ✊🏿✊🏾✊️✊🏻💙💙💙

  • @beerserker
    @beerserker 7 месяцев назад +14

    Very reminiscent of Chappelle. In a good way.

  • @gl1723
    @gl1723 7 месяцев назад +5

    Josh...I hope you can understand that you're sunshine! 🌞💛 On my worst days I come straight to your YT page. You never fail to make me smile. 💛

  • @R.Oates7902
    @R.Oates7902 5 месяцев назад +2

    I just discovered this comedian. He's hilarious!

  • @s0meguy09
    @s0meguy09 8 месяцев назад +11

    This guy might be the great working comedian right now. New stand up every day

  • @TM-xc7he
    @TM-xc7he 26 дней назад +1

    Or regulate towing companies…

  • @creativeconner80
    @creativeconner80 8 месяцев назад +207

    All I can say is my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

  • @naughtseeingeye7767
    @naughtseeingeye7767 8 месяцев назад +16

    I got an ad for TikTok during this set

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 8 месяцев назад +73

    When I was growing up it was a pretty big thing that most men were pressed about eating a banana when people were around. Late 80s-mid 00s? Never see a man just straight up eat a banana. THAT'S GAY.

    • @smoothsavage2870
      @smoothsavage2870 7 месяцев назад +22

      We gotta stop sexualizing food though. It's food.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@smoothsavage2870 I'm just saying that's probably where the hotdog thing came from. Just so you know though the pleasure receptors in the brain barely see a difference between food and sex. So, the more you know and stuff

    • @marie-francoiset9402
      @marie-francoiset9402 7 месяцев назад +3

      @smoothsavage2870 Food *is* sex to a lot of ppl though. Just watch the expression on a foodie’s face describing some new food concoction. They’re orgasmic 😆
      And yeah the science stuff they said too 👆

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 7 месяцев назад +4

      Look, when my dad found out his hair was growing back after adding bananas to the rather short list of fruit he ate, he started buying 5 pound bags of them at Sam's every week, 😆. He originally began eating them because his Potassium was low and he had had a heart attack.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@smoothsavage2870yes all that cuke challenge nonsense

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 7 месяцев назад +41

    Nothing says "free market capitalism" like the government forcing a company to sell their business.

  • @ettigirb3
    @ettigirb3 8 месяцев назад +11

    Thank you for pointing out the hypocrisy with humor.

  • @JosueDominguez-g4z
    @JosueDominguez-g4z 7 месяцев назад +7

    Josh’s standup feels like a less nerdy version of a Donald Glover set, and I mean that in the best way; definitely a fan of both of them 👌🏾

  • @gmosia
    @gmosia День назад

    Brilliant overall, I have just watched/listened to three videos (at least) while completing my Christmas puzzle and sorting supper out. Thank you, Josh for brightening up my Christmas Day! 🎄

  • @orlkorrect
    @orlkorrect 5 месяцев назад

    One time I was in downtown Chicago and a man asked me for directions to Union Station. He said he was taking the Amtrak train to Detroit and it was leaving in 20 minutes. I very confidently told him where to go and he sprinted away. About five minutes later it hit me that I'd given him directions to Ogilvie---the Metra commuter train terminal.

  • @AJDudz12
    @AJDudz12 7 месяцев назад +7

    Bwahaha ticktock ad RIGHT at the "let's say" part 😂

  • @DetchTube
    @DetchTube 7 месяцев назад

    The ebb and flow is a masterclass. Like watching a conductor with an orchestra. Bravo

  • @Sydney_With_A_Why
    @Sydney_With_A_Why 7 месяцев назад +7

    I'm from Northern California, and I've set bones in a person's foot and toes. It had to happen. The dude was my buddy, yknow, "the buddy system," but was in unmanageable pain. The doctor at the ER said he couldn't have done better. It was perfectly set and splinted, and I'm not even a scout. I'm terrible at choosing buddies, though.

  • @csweetpeach
    @csweetpeach 7 месяцев назад +2

    Cant wait to come to one of tour shows! U r a true comdeic gem 💎
    Your take on politics ,current events and general life situations ... hilarious
    ❤ Josh Johnson

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 7 месяцев назад +5

    I am also afraid of where a dirtywater NYC hot dog will take me, because it will be immediately to the nearest bathroom and who knows how cleanly that is.

  • @HellsKitchenMichelle
    @HellsKitchenMichelle 7 месяцев назад +2

    NYC Needs you!!!

  • @bethcoddington2150
    @bethcoddington2150 7 месяцев назад +1

    You get it, Joshua! It's not a partisan issue. They're opposite sides of the same coin. LOL I never laughed so hard at the prospect of someone being shot and trying to find help at 5am! You keep shining that light. Hope to see you in Minneapolis in Nov.

  • @lawrencewhite7706
    @lawrencewhite7706 8 месяцев назад +7

    Hey there Josh!
    I really enjoy the realism and current events in your shows. You are popping off the charts I hope.
    Keep it up buddy.

  • @aaronsause6573
    @aaronsause6573 8 месяцев назад +6

    Crazy, first comment i see was exactly what i was thinkin...i been watchin for a lil while, and ya, i am amazed at people of your level, where you can just roll around town to town with new stories and material...super happy when the good ones get noticed (like the daily show appearance) and blow up!!! Keep rollin on homie !!!

  • @jcc3274
    @jcc3274 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yep, just turn left right over there.... aaaand they're gone. Never seeing them again.

  • @thomasr1051
    @thomasr1051 7 месяцев назад +2

    Here from joke world. Great interview! And great comedy

  • @robertpirtle7642
    @robertpirtle7642 6 месяцев назад

    You are truly one of my favorites, the explanation of thought process in a comical way is absolutely golden

  • @j.t2310
    @j.t2310 8 месяцев назад +34

    They asked the TikTok rep: does TikTok access the home wifi? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨the long pause was like the TikTok man was contemplating all of life he had to consider if maybe he WAS Chinese and didn’t even know 😂

  • @JJBerthume
    @JJBerthume 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have been binging all your stuff you have a new fan!!!

    • @JJBerthume
      @JJBerthume 6 месяцев назад

      You have like literally Dave Chapelle levels of funny and insightful ness and yet your style is totally unique to you keep it up 🔥❤️🔥❤️

  • @beachstarlette8136
    @beachstarlette8136 37 минут назад

    This guy is so talented. I can’t wait to see his live show🎄

  • @ladytaylor4299
    @ladytaylor4299 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was at this show. Excellent job as always Josh 🥰

  • @rachaelbickel575
    @rachaelbickel575 Месяц назад +1

    I couldn't even watch the hearings about tik Tok. It was so cringey and embarrassing!

  • @rachoue13
    @rachoue13 7 месяцев назад +1

    He is amazing!!! ✨

  • @DeborahGirard-cv3zh
    @DeborahGirard-cv3zh 8 месяцев назад

    Thanks!

  • @mathew6290
    @mathew6290 8 месяцев назад +6

    I went to this show! Loved seeing you in person!!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 7 месяцев назад

    True Comic. Go, Josh. Always brilliant.

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 7 месяцев назад +9

    To be fair with the asking directions, I've had my phone take me to entirely the wrong place, and had to ask where the building was

    • @Mallenaudrix
      @Mallenaudrix 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah like GPS thinks there’s entrance where there isn’t one anymore. Locals know where to go.

  • @annapolack8207
    @annapolack8207 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was so sorry to miss this show.

  • @LostScarf
    @LostScarf 7 месяцев назад

    another hilarious set. Great point, congress should mess with more businesses now.

  • @greg_216
    @greg_216 7 месяцев назад +12

    Josh doesn't know what 5 AM at night is, and I think that's good. No one really needs to experience 5 AM at night. Take it from me: someone who's experienced 6 AM at night on numerous occasions.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 7 месяцев назад +7

      Only those of us that been there know there's a difference between night AM and morning AM.

    • @myhandlewastakenandIgaveup
      @myhandlewastakenandIgaveup 7 месяцев назад

      Night am is a weird perspective. You and the other cars are driving in the same direction, both drivers might be equally half awake and unsafe to drive but its the one time I am happy to be driving at 5:30 am.

    • @gabrielwilliams-yf7qd
      @gabrielwilliams-yf7qd 7 месяцев назад

      @@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup this is not the type of 5am and 5AM he was referring too 🤣

    • @myhandlewastakenandIgaveup
      @myhandlewastakenandIgaveup 7 месяцев назад

      @@gabrielwilliams-yf7qd Then I might be lost bc I have experienced two types of 5 AM at night personally but my comment definitely reflected the more productive version.

    • @loveinthematrix
      @loveinthematrix 6 месяцев назад

      @@myhandlewastakenandIgaveuplol I think you may be from the burbs😂

  • @warriormamma8098
    @warriormamma8098 7 месяцев назад +1

    Excellent set. I hate giving or getting directions due to my ADHD and social anxiety. Like I need time to prepare and research and rehearse. Ask me for them and then give me 72 hrs to get back to you at least!

  • @undeniablySomeGuy
    @undeniablySomeGuy 7 месяцев назад +4

    The Josh Johnson set about the Kendrick-Drake beef is gonna be wild

    • @MamaTreNiner
      @MamaTreNiner 7 месяцев назад

      Seriously... #Israel is Palestine... 👀

  • @thebrightest1230
    @thebrightest1230 8 месяцев назад +17

    Hi all! Josh excited to see this new clip yay

  • @Smetterpetter
    @Smetterpetter 7 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly American Congress should allow people to speak more openly. “What kind of a stupid question is that?” is an acceptable answer to stupid questions.

  • @tippy7831
    @tippy7831 7 месяцев назад

    Josh is hilarious but also so down to earth and the stuff he's saying is so damn true!

  • @ann5582K
    @ann5582K 7 месяцев назад +2

    Awesome work! Lord bless me enough to see Josh Live one day 🙏🏽 watching from Nairobi, Kenya.

  • @money313868
    @money313868 7 месяцев назад

    to a g. those are office hour. 10pm-7am usually