From one Sam to another I can tell you that the lack of baby crying in the background of your videos is really starting to scare me? Is it still alive?
@@soulamir9863 When an army captain is on a ship with a naval captain, the army captain is given the rank of major until he reaches land. A general is still a general on a ship or in this case air ship.
Fairly certain no ones actually figured out Hot Air Balloons because dickheads keep shooting them outta the sky. Guess that counts for fun when your game has no real content.
"I'm not really skilled at anything" ~ the guy who has to make sure you're not launched into the stratosphere on a chair with some balloons strapped to it
As an Aircraft Maintenance Technician I NEVER would have suspected you were at any point an FAA inspector. You should get back into it and come wright me up for my terrible maintenance practices👌🤤
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: For the early half of the 20th century, Germany was the leader in chemical warfare technology. Their chemical weapons program started in World War One by Nobel Prize winner Fritz Haber with the goal of breaking through the hardy trench lines in France and Belgium. It is often ignored, however, that Germany was not the first to use gas warfare in World War One as it was instead the French who, within the first month of the war, started using tear gas grenades. Could we get some epic hot air balloon facts?
If you’re a balloon repairmen of sorts, can you repair my condom that has a rip in it. Please, I just found it and ive been using the same one for months
0:00 -- When you did the Oblivion series? Yeah! Been subscribed for several years now -- haven't watched any of your other content. But that series was so fucking good, I tolerate you in my subscriber feed. You have my loyalty,
Ok nice video man next time tone down the swearing though alright you know that the spirits don’t like that shit you know what I’m sayin haha anyways good one man
cant believe you were a hot air balloon inspector that sounds like a very real thing you did
Morp
nothing sexier than an FAA balloon safety inspector 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Ha gay!
Masta Theif you’re gay little man.
That's how you get a girl pregnant. Long technical talks about balloons. Something she can relate to hahaha
@@crucial5549 Wow, way to SEXIST! Not all FAA Balloon Inspector are men.
A FAA safety inspector is the hottest man around ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🏳️🌈
the majesty of the hot air balloon was too much for us.
@@olathecola7691yes he does. Source - am a kid
Jake gyllenhaal why are you watching sam
@@macrocosm2778 Jesus I thought I was the only person who thought he looked like Gyllenhaal
Aquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey aqua! Shut up! Nerd 🤓!
From one Sam to another I can tell you that the lack of baby crying in the background of your videos is really starting to scare me? Is it still alive?
Just enjoy the fucking video sam
Child protection services has a way of making life more peaceful....
samarino tell you what. If it’s not still alive, it’s a good deal scarier imo
"it"
No Sam is the one crying in this video xD
You always go crawling back just like Steve’s mom don’t you Sam
She walk-in on all fours
Literally no one:
You: I'm sure you know that I was a ehem... LICENSED hot air balloon inspector.
u mean know one knew it? or im i missing a meme here
@@Nour-hh7ok its an old sam meme
Weird flex, but OK.
I swear i remember him saying it was all a joke at some point
@@Mare_SS i would say that sam's whole life is a joke
We'll continue in the next episode of *Abusing Aqua and his channel* for comedy
Staltt too. lmao
Captain Sam would later on design the Hindenburg.
Captain? was he demoted for being jewish?
Well it's cuz he's Captain of the ship...
@@soulamir9863 When an army captain is on a ship with a naval captain, the army captain is given the rank of major until he reaches land. A general is still a general on a ship or in this case air ship.
That's in military terms, I'm talking more civil.
@@soulamir9863 Well in that case who ever put sam in charge is a madman.
Sam's actual talent: making unfunny jokes somehow funny
edit: Why the hell am I getting likes
Norm macdonald does the same thing
@@seamusriley3532 It just works.
That's a good bit of stand up comedy
Maybe he can help Amy schumer then
Its the laugh and voice
i remember you having to tell us what your job was because we all thought you worked at chick-fil-a lol
This games community is just heavy breathing and a thing for slashing your achilles
Fairly certain no ones actually figured out Hot Air Balloons because dickheads keep shooting them outta the sky. Guess that counts for fun when your game has no real content.
Sam has blessed us with an upload. Thank you thicc Jesus
But thou ist le Jew
@@t--w5203 might just be me but last time I checked jesus was still Jewish
@XXXTekashion you really think sam is gonna get off his ass to walk through a desert for like 14 years
@@finnparker1896 the man did do some of the Appalachian trail
@@NabbySmash entire desert> like 2km
5:59 "the more the merrier" i swear i heard Steve's mom say something about that before.......
6:42 im still trying my best to remember here.....
"I'm not really skilled at anything"
~ the guy who has to make sure you're not launched into the stratosphere on a chair with some balloons strapped to it
i was in discord and was trying to click on the top left menu and this shit popped and i accidentally clicked it
thanks a lot jew
Epic win am I right?
ban him
Ok “Jotaro Kujo”
He got your shekels
Joseph>Jonathan>jotaro>josuke
“You know what they don’t have in the sky? Waves.”
*cries in gusts up to 19 knots*
I’m just gonna request y’all play Minecraft again. That shit was amazing, and got me back into the game.
The same reason why I downloaded the game lol
alpha 602_Gamer same man
A true chad completes the mile high challenge in a lawn chair strapped to a hundred balloons
Sams story time is back? Hell yeah
Arrow Head I think you’ve confused me with Bumbo
Sam your awkwardly good at boating that boat maybe you should become boat man
Yes
Indeed
i too agree
I was enjoying this film while eating so delicious Mac and cheese. But then I realized Bumbo was in it.
Aqua sounded sad af when he said “take all my stuff”
lmao poor guy
Sam uploads a Rust video after how many years? This should be... an absolute shitshow
@Isiedru Pangelinan that's like 3 years dude
As a man who’s spent hours drinking with friends and found out he’s tunnel buddies with his friends just today, I’m glad to see more of your videos.
Hunting oil like a true blue American hell yea 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤘🤘🤘
As an Aircraft Maintenance Technician I NEVER would have suspected you were at any point an FAA inspector. You should get back into it and come wright me up for my terrible maintenance practices👌🤤
🅱️Rick 🅱️oy struggles to collect Red 🅱️ricks in LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga.
Hello there
Are you still asking critikal
No
Oh how the mighty have fallen
If Sam's a low life that must be why I find him so relatable.
wait he actually was a hot air balloon repair man?? I thought he was jonesing.
HE WASN’T A REPAIR MAN
Chris Shockley it’s a joke
@@ShrimppClips No he absolutely was a repairman. Dont go around spreading lies about the mans profession
@@scoopdyhoop5306 hgnngngnn is that DA BABEY?
@@Amoogus Thats not DaBaby, thats MY baby
"your nothing and im everything you remember that!" yea non-toxic lol i love it
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy!
Fun fact: For the early half of the 20th century, Germany was the leader in chemical warfare technology. Their chemical weapons program started in World War One by Nobel Prize winner Fritz Haber with the goal of breaking through the hardy trench lines in France and Belgium. It is often ignored, however, that Germany was not the first to use gas warfare in World War One as it was instead the French who, within the first month of the war, started using tear gas grenades.
Could we get some epic hot air balloon facts?
Botstowo I've seen several of these comments from you now and have learned a lot. I appreciate you.
@@gadellomagnollo1810 I'm sorry, but I am not in the military. I am just a gas mask collector
@@Anthony-yz8dn Thanks, man
Botstowo thank you for your service
Botstowo No, like, this service. That you are providing. Giving interesting and useful information, in the comments of a meme video.
Rust: comes out with helicopters with question mechanics
General Sam: HOT AIR BALLOONS!!!
They will play this video at every FAA inspector orientation
Imagine if all the rust gamers would rise up to fight the oppressors...what a glorious battle it would be
OH I GOT THEM "you are nothing and im everything you will remember that" i died
If you’re a balloon repairmen of sorts, can you repair my condom that has a rip in it. Please, I just found it and ive been using the same one for months
I was an inspector too, you're fine, no worries.
Your dad must have used the same one.
Maybe I’d be as ambitious as Colonel Sammantha if i was a productive member of society
13:50 I like how he says " yeah take all of my stuff and leave bye" yet hes the one who attacked you lol
Sam. 👏 Bring. 👏 Back. 👏 Hunt. 👏 Showdown. 👏
For real!
0:00 -- When you did the Oblivion series?
Yeah! Been subscribed for several years now -- haven't watched any of your other content.
But that series was so fucking good, I tolerate you in my subscriber feed. You have my loyalty,
Sam going on vacation after his very busy 2019 so its understandable, you released like 3 videos.
Insane
... Bro, it's cause he's been super busy streaming... Wait.. 😕
Must be fun to criticize a person's life because they don't entertain you enough
@@BargainBinkey His entire job is to entertain, lmao?
Buy more merch. Now.
Bananaba Mes weeb
man, even if you don't play rust all the time, I enjoy your foray into exploring the different additions from time to time.
Nobody:
General Sam: LET ME INSPECT YOU HOT AIR BALLOON
Hi Sam, I live in Polk County. Nothing reminds me of Florida like enjoying a beautiful sunrise accompanied by some palm trees and gunfire.
the hot air balloon is an old meme. I enjoy that its back
16:40 "Why!? Why would you do this to me!?" killed me.
A lot of his subs are never gonna know that he used to play rust regularly 😭
After watching Sam's videos for so long I started to wheeze when I laugh like him 😂
After watching Sam's videos for so long I started to wheeze when I laugh so now I sound like him*
Idk why I expected Sam to actually make plays with that spear.
Your videos never cease to make me smile. I am currently sick with a stomach virus but I’m still laughing thanks to this video. Love ya Sam
Maybe sam could show Aqua how to record in above 360p
2:39 when you get picked out to answer a question in class and the anxiety kicks in
Stopped feeding my kid to watch this video.
nothing makes me more happy then general sam uploading this often, looks like the psyllium husk is really working out
I thought he was joking about the hot air balloon thing.😩
I really dig that Sam's so confident that he doesn't even care that he's starting to get that tween popstar hair.
Kenshi or Minecraft next😂 those were 10/10
I dont know how you make such a simple task so entertaining, but that was a hilarious vid
Helicopters are overated
Also you missed your chance to say “I go where the wind takes me” or something similar
I rewatch the rust series yearly and its still so unbelievably funny to me he completely fabricated being a hot air balloon technician
Wait a minute, didn’t you already tell this story?
9:00 ♂MENLY♂VOICES♂
Hey Sam, could you please make a part 2 to that minecraft video???
I’ve been with you so long, I’m so happy with your content, Sam!
Love that you're still using a meme you said yourself wasn't true
when they realize someone must be sacrificed Sam already has his knife out looking for the weakest link
no jumping is the caveman version of airplanes
Samuel creates life and neglects it harder than Skyrim
Sam can i get a kiss? I wont tell your wife.
Yes
Dude love your vids, whenever all the youtube vids are boring and getting on my nerves I hop on one of ur vids and makes me feel good again
I would prefer more kenshi to this undead game you little thiccie
Bannerlord When agreed, im hooked on the game, its amazing
That ending was the perfect conclusion to this video.
Oh great, THIS guys uploaded again
He so thicc you needed the plural to refer to him
Lol he sounds like he grew up Mormon
General Sam playing rust again? Is it 2016?!?!
the government: when nobody else will employ you, they will :)
Memelord struggles to make memes
This was a call back to an older video LIVING MEME which explained why he wasn’t a Jew and at the end he says he repairs hot air balloons
Ok nice video man next time tone down the swearing though alright you know that the spirits don’t like that shit you know what I’m sayin haha anyways good one man
Nothing I love more than Sam playing rust
Me: *looks up the F.A.A fully expecting it to be fake*
*F.A.A Page pops up on google*
Me: *surprised pikachu face*
5 minutes in I was like "Oh shit, he was serious! He IS an FAA Baloon Inspector!"
Good work, but might I recommend not buying your jokes from the Dollar General?
MadYodaMiner booo
for some reason I don't believe you ever worked with hot air ballons irl.
Lmao yup
Sam I bought your jew-scheme socks and they barely fit over my massive feet what the fuCk
They are pretty nice tho, not gunna lie
speaking of yiffing hard, I imagine Steve's mom is an expert by now
Play more minecraft or I will give you my mineshaft
9:01 confirmed General Sam is the real how to basic
next up blade boy struggles to fly minicoptor (only rust players will get this joke)
I give this a 3/12 for the ending
“You’re nothing and I AM EVERYTHING remember that” 😂😂😂😂
dude kokohusky is my brother and there was only 7 of us that killed you that day roaming only 2 of them were furries
2:58 You're skilled at inspecting hot air balloons.
Got here at 666 views and 169 likes lmao
sure.
Story time with General Sam. You got my attention my dude. P.S play more Mineman. P.P.S did you actually put stickers on your NES?
thanks for giving me an excuse for not waking up for the bus.
>unsub from aqua
>implying i was even subbed to begin with
19:00 aqua back at it again ruining everything
Ah yes, your real life job: Hot Air Baloon Inspector
Finally you got back to Rust, Your best videos were on rust such as The Train Empire of Rust. Only memories though.
Sam was so much better at rust PvP than normal, and after a log break, he must've really wanted that balloon ride