This was basically single handedly made by Reign and Kayli. Shout out to them. They don't even have youtube channels or anything to credit so just do a dab while saying their names as a sign of respect.
Transcript of black box recording from the helicopter crash of pilot poob Poob: I just flew a helicopter for the first time an hour before this Sam: man he’s really getting some altitude Poob: MAYDAY MAYDA... END OF RECORDING
I wish his sense of humor would crawl in a wood chipper. It's like watching old 90s/2000s comedies who's jokes have not aged well but he's still trying for it. Honestly one of the most unique editing styles on RUclips, but he still can't stop saying racist shit and calling it a joke.
it’s implied that when Sam yelled at “Margaret” after she handed him his diarrhea supreme shake, he was actually yelling at his wife Abby who after every recording session weeps like a recently stomped nubile child
You know what’s great about your videos sam? They’re not funny enough to be remembered, but they’re funny enough to get me to laugh every time I watch them
Anyone really just enjoy the whole setup of sam’s videos? Like the music combined with the film filters and his complete lack of seriousness is something which is really enjoyable. He could put a video of a animal dying in pain in the background instead of gameplay and I’d still watch it.
This was fun to watch man! I’d very much like to see you guys do more of these. I know it must be a pain to set these up, but I very much enjoyed the sheer amount of challenges you showed in this vid! Keep it up man, always fun to watch you general sam!
For at least the past two months I've been falling asleep to a playlist of my favourite General Sam videos, and I'll usually wake up to find them still playing. Added to playlist.
Coming home after a long and sweaty day at work, and the first thing i see is that Sam uploaded a 27 minute rust video just makes my fucking day. THEN REALISING ITS ANOTHER GAME SHOW VIDEO, THANK YOU LORD.
Road to 1mil Samantha. Been here before I started highschool and now I graduate on Friday. Don’t know when you’re gonna see this but man thank you for uploading awesome funny ass videos.
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: World war 2 was an interesting time in gas mask history. They were experimenting with strange designs (see the Navy Diaphragm Optical Mk.I, the Navy Diaphragm Mk.s II to IV, the M5 Assault Mask, or the M8 Snout Mask) and synthetic rubbers like polystyrene and neoprene. The US Government’s endeavor into developing synthetic rubber gas masks was caused by the Japanese holding a large portion of the world’s rubber.
i have waited so long for a rust video of general sam!!!! daaaaaam you for making me wait so long xD nad thank you !!!! thank you!! now i can escape my obligations as a human being and with society and spend it here!
This was basically single handedly made by Reign and Kayli. Shout out to them. They don't even have youtube channels or anything to credit so just do a dab while saying their names as a sign of respect.
I got a turd
if you keep losing more wait you'll get even more subs!!!
Will do
dab
General Sam I already do that when I hear people’s names. Doesn’t everyone
yes, we were stern hosts... stern..... but fair.
Wearing the coolest clothes
the legend himself
So they fixed my personality...
Aqua? More like H2O, got em
Who are you?
Poob’s laggy helicopter crash with him yelling “MAYDAY MAYDAY” was the highlight of this video. Thanks Poob
Idk the frog line did it
Its been 2 years. I still don't know who Aqua is.
and you've never worn cool clothes.
@@DrEzekielGaming aquas a loser
@@DrEzekielGaming I guess i'm just a Nerd then...
you aren't missing much
Why y’all dissing my boi aqua like this. Y’all need cool clothes
Always good to see the progress on your receding hairline
It's almost alarming how fast it is going back
@@jacobburcham4176 gotta go fast
@Adventure Inc stress cause patch loss not recession that's genetic trust me I got a bald father and have spent Many a sleepless night researching
@@conorallen100 I have a bald son.
Михаил Михайлович I have a bald cock
I love this new Kenshi mod.
oh the ingenuity.
I cant wait for kenshi 2
ahaha pretty much eh
RusDaddy kenshi literally just went full release back in December
@Caffeinated Wizard Shut Up and tell them to take my money.
17:51 I actually almost died from laughing and eating noodles.
I don’t remember the last time I closed my eyes tilted my head back and laughed so hard no sound came out except a gay little squeak. Tears.
"MAYDAY MAYDAY"
Same 😂
Damnit Sam, I need to know if the Chadbots are alright!
My wife left me and now I'm forced to rub a cheese-grater on my Santa sack to your videos so that I stop crying. Thanks Dad.
I laughed at this for 1minute straight, I really have no life
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read, nice job. Lmao
My gosh, Toothy is all grown up! He was a squeaker the last time we saw him!
General Sam has me coming back every time
General Sam has me coming every time
@@ranchurdhimster4955 its been two years and i still havent came from him!
nah u lie
This is the type of content I adore. Prisoners held in dark torture dungeons forced to compete in challenges... I love it.
Thank you for another video,
Keep up the mediocre work.
Max Stone of enslaving other players
Transcript of black box recording from the helicopter crash of pilot poob
Poob: I just flew a helicopter for the first time an hour before this
Sam: man he’s really getting some altitude
Poob: MAYDAY MAYDA...
END OF RECORDING
You just keep crawling back to rust don't ya?
hes always gonna say hes done and then crawl back.
It not be like it do, but it is
I wish his sense of humor would crawl in a wood chipper. It's like watching old 90s/2000s comedies who's jokes have not aged well but he's still trying for it. Honestly one of the most unique editing styles on RUclips, but he still can't stop saying racist shit and calling it a joke.
He couldn’t live with his failure and that led him right back to rust
Falkuria it’s realer than other youtubers at least. Have you seen his other videos?
17:59
Poob : “Maday Maday”
* big boom
Sam: * Wheeze
Never thought sam would go back.
I didnt wanna go back I was dragged back lmao
@@GeneralSam get some new e friends man.
General Sam yeah right
>Trusting a Jew to keep to his word
The sweet sweet Rust shekels were simply irresistible.
General Sam I’m expecting Skyrim next video after this
Poor flying at 17:35 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 First time I laughed so hard in a while
21:28 She's doing the yung lean dance from ginseng strip lmao 😂
2:33 Eric Andre was also sponsored by sprite it was CRAZY!
“Rust is still alive and well, unfortunately” you sir get an Immediate like
The way they shoot them when they are down is so merciless and cold, I find it funny everytime especially when it cuts them off lol
I swear , the youtube algorhythm should've banned you just due to your video titles.
algorithm
@@christianf4 It's a reference to ruclips.net/video/yr-fCIjRA_g/видео.html
it’s implied that when Sam yelled at “Margaret” after she handed him his diarrhea supreme shake, he was actually yelling at his wife Abby who after every recording session weeps like a recently stomped nubile child
Well daddy I think you finally outdone yourself with this one.
"My leg is caught in the razor wire and I might be bleeding out" - Bernie Sanders
Video that is uploaded by general Sam means that the world is good for another week.
I think 17:50 is my favorite part out of any Sam video
Combined IQ of 82, the big question is who is the 2?
Me
You truly are the perfect specimen P E R F E C T I O N
I was keeping score, and by my calculations, I came to the conclusion that, in fact, General Sam was the winner of the game show.
Classic video love when Sam is charge of people’s lives
16:02 my teacher to my parents after I leave the room
I just love the vibe of your channel it’s chill and funny perfect for sitting on your bed and watching your vids
Correction, it's perfect for sitting in your bed and whacking off.
"why does he keep jumping out?!"
*Fires Rocket
"cuz im a frog"
When you just survived a Vietnamese trap and hear the trees start to speak 21:47
Wee Boi hahahhahahaha
It's more like the Vietnamese trap would survive me if you know what I'm saying
ahahahahaAHAh
General Sam actually uploading within 3 days of his previous video. Wait. That's illegal.
Radial uhhh he didn’t
When did rust have hair?
Edit: WHEN DID RUST HAVE TANKS?
You know what’s great about your videos sam? They’re not funny enough to be remembered, but they’re funny enough to get me to laugh every time I watch them
It’s weird hearing how old Toothy is now. You raised a fine young man Sam
Sam's cinematography is actually 10/10. Idk why this looked like an actual tv competition at points
I love how you casually shoot them, every time someone falis
17:54 he said mayday lmao
Thank you Samuel, very cool!
Gen Sam, man, you did it. You are the cure for anxiety. I hope he helps everyone as he has helped me. Love you dude keep making those dank maymays
Sam: im making them entertain
everyone else staring at the naked people killing each other : :0
Anyone really just enjoy the whole setup of sam’s videos? Like the music combined with the film filters and his complete lack of seriousness is something which is really enjoyable. He could put a video of a animal dying in pain in the background instead of gameplay and I’d still watch it.
This was one of your best and most hilarious videos yet Sam. Great concept and great job Reign and Kayli *dab*
“MAYDAY MAYDA-“ *explodes*
Shit had me in tears
That doesn’t sound like the toothy I knew and loved
Our boy grew some nads
God damn Sam, the helicopter bit made me laugh to tears and I never laugh from youtube videos. Cheers
Sams hairline might as well be a forest fire now.
Sammy this was amazing. You're making some really great videos lately
With your new haircut you started to remind me of Soul Goodman from Better Call Saul!
This was fun to watch man! I’d very much like to see you guys do more of these.
I know it must be a pain to set these up, but I very much enjoyed the sheer amount of challenges you showed in this vid!
Keep it up man, always fun to watch you general sam!
You are slowly starting to look like Hitler if he hosted a game show.
I refuse to believe that Toothy’s voice has changed so much, that can’t be our Toothy
23:04
The Red Viper vs The Mountain
YOOOOOOO
rip house clegane
Lmao
27 minutes? Sam going for the big shekels now
Dekon sounds like Carl from aqua teen hunger force
Thank you! Jesus christ I couldn't think of his name and I have an asshole cat named Carl!
"Get out there and be somebody" is the nicest thing Sam ever said.
More kenshi! I want it now!
amazing man, glad to see ya makin good family friendly content
thank you merchant guild man
17:57 Poob is my comedic hero
I think 76% of sams editing is the intro
For at least the past two months I've been falling asleep to a playlist of my favourite General Sam videos, and I'll usually wake up to find them still playing.
Added to playlist.
SAM I WANT THE CHAD CRABS NOW!!
Jesus, 17:55 had me CRYING
Deadass, I can not watch that without laughing so hard I nearly suffocate.
MAYDAY, MAYDAY
what beatrack # of jippy's is the outro?
it is the outro song of jippys mixtape "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH"
Poob’s heli attempt actually had me cry laughing
Man I hit that notification faster than a alcoholic his son NO DAD STOP!!!
i’ve actually been going back and watching your rust videos, happy to see this
A self-proclaimed "Rust expert" doesn't even know what dome is? Phhhhh, kasuals.
I love the occasional bursts of machine gun fire in the background as the guards deal with escape attempts
"Jesus" says the jew
Nobody:
Sam: "Get out there and be somebody!"
I can't tell if this is a reupload
edit: nevermind
Omyygoshh ... This video is so funny! Never change your style of content! Love you Gen Sam.
Sam, why are your fans in the comments so harsh to you?!
Its really weird
It’s late too when the time comes lol is this a joke? it’s dank maymays
papa has blessed us with another rust video
god i love seen bums grovel for a chuckle
16:32
live footage of kobe's last moments
The helicopter segment killed me omg lmao I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes
Did squid game before it was a thing
That Tattoo idea is amazing. I didn't think a man with your hairline and heritage could think up such a uniquely thoughtful idea.
*_im gonna teach you a lesson_*
21:45 when mom let's you have 2 gogurts because you got your little brother in trouble
Squid games ripped u off man
that game of thrones reference at 23:02 was brilliant
If u r reading thus comment and u disliked the video, I would like to know y... I'm not mad I'm just wondering
Coming home after a long and sweaty day at work, and the first thing i see is that Sam uploaded a 27 minute rust video just makes my fucking day. THEN REALISING ITS ANOTHER GAME SHOW VIDEO, THANK YOU LORD.
The fact that this is actually the length of a gameshow is fantastic
Road to 1mil Samantha. Been here before I started highschool and now I graduate on Friday. Don’t know when you’re gonna see this but man thank you for uploading awesome funny ass videos.
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy!
Fun fact: World war 2 was an interesting time in gas mask history. They were experimenting with strange designs (see the Navy Diaphragm Optical Mk.I, the Navy Diaphragm Mk.s II to IV, the M5 Assault Mask, or the M8 Snout Mask) and synthetic rubbers like polystyrene and neoprene. The US Government’s endeavor into developing synthetic rubber gas masks was caused by the Japanese holding a large portion of the world’s rubber.
When they're trying to helicopter I'm crying of laughter, this is the best shit ever!
Sam, your content is giving me life right now. I'm literally pissing myself every morning. The moment I run out of videos to watch will be a sad one.
i have waited so long for a rust video of general sam!!!! daaaaaam you for making me wait so long xD nad thank you !!!! thank you!! now i can escape my obligations as a human being and with society and spend it here!
Can't believe Sam came up with the original squid game
I never thought we'd see Toothy again.
I was eating a chocolate bar at 18:04 and as soon as he shot towards tbe ground I spit it everywhere😂😂😂
17:57 When Depression is kickin in.