The easy escape for Kyle would be that 1) he is a minor or 2) you can’t hold a contract valid for illegal acts (sexual acts as a wager which could probably be argued is a coercion to prostitution)
I just love the shocked look on the judges face while Cartman’s pleading his case, only to turn on Kyle at the end of his speech like he made a valid point.
She doesn't care if he made a valid point, cartman had all the evidence and the testimonials to prove that the contract was indeed legally binding, which in the state of Colorado, it is as it presents the offer that if cartman finds a leprechaun, Kyle will suck his balls, the acceptance of the offer which Kyle agreed to, and supported consideration which was the agreement that the ball sucking would happen upon the discovery of a leprechaun.
@@Sumschmuck Except minors can't make legally binding contracts. Plus, it's illegal to force people to adhere to contracts, especially one where someone is told to suck someone's testicles, which constitutes as rape. Therefore Cartman has no valid point. The judge is just incompetent.
Any blow to Democracy is a blow to racism and military rule. America, founded by the Whig Party, is not a democratic nation. It was founded as a Republic, and was never referred to as ‘democracy’ until the first Democrat got in. Showing how arrogant and stupid the party is as a whole.
@@erikurizita6702 it's a democratic republic. We have a representative system with democratically elected officials. The legislative process is a democratic process. The country was not founded by Whigs, either. That party wasn't founded in the US until 1833.
I love how this captures the exact feeling of every person who's ever walked into court with that "open and shut case" look on their face and then the judge saw it and handed them their ass
In fairness, the contract itself is a blatantly illegal contract, and the case would have been dismissed during pre-trial motions. And that's before we get into informed consent when contracting with a nine-year-old.
Sometimes the funniest thing about South Park is how all the adults stand around and stare incredulously, at Cartman who’s always dead serious about these things
only issue, as a minor, Kyle can not enter into any sort of contract or agreement without express permission from his parent(s) or legal guardian(s), thus Cartman's piece of paper is null and void.
Finally somebody uploads this segment. It's always been my favorite from imaginationland and I thought I must be the only one since nobody uploaded it on RUclips. Apparently I'm wrong. This is awesome.
Exactly my words. I have rarely laughed so hard watching south park and youtube searched for this segment two or three times already. Finally it is online in decent quality.
If only Kye had thought to consult Mr(s). Garrison, he might have learned the only effective countermeasure: to call Catman’s bluff and say in a calm voice and in public “Present them.”
I know it's just a cartoon, but to see Kyle without any lawyer present (especially since he is a child of a lawyer) is insulting.I believe his father could've gotten him an alternative settlement.
Kyle's father, earlier in the episode, told Kyle that he had no recourse and that Kyle would just have to own up to the bet and do it. Kyle has no other legal representation because everyone already knows it's a totally lost cause and there is nothing else they can do.
Technically Kyle would win the case since he is a minor and cannot enter a legally binding contract Edit: why are people getting pissed off, this is a joke!
Only in South Park do people forget a minor cannot legally enter a contract without parental consent. This is why schools have permission slips for school outings.
Kyle could've challenged the legality of the contract on the basis of being unconscionable. The better method, though, would've been pointing out the fact that Kyle is a minor, and while minors can sign contracts, they are not legally enforceable.
The look of shock on the judges face as well as ruling in cartman's favor, shows her level of righteous disgust in Kyle's refusal to fulfill his contractual obligations.
For people wondering why kyle's dad was not with him at court:
ruclips.net/video/LX9bG6U6CZA/видео.html
im confused, Kyle is a Jew?
Then why is Cartman a Jew now? 😅
@@earlnoli Cause of antisemitism ...
@@earlnoli Cartman became a Jew to mess with Kyle.
Not to sound like a lawyer, but this explains nothing.
@@earlnoli Cartman sounds like a Jewish name.
"i stand before you, with dry balls, your honor"
Geez lol
Instant contempt with jail time. 😁
I LOVE HIM 😂😂😂😂
This is a victory for the justice system
@@dominicviner6619 Kyle Rittenhouse probably used this argument. loll 😆😆😆
@@eyeprops5422 yeah good for him
I love that Cartman had a lawyer but does all the talking. He knows exactly how to get what he wants lol
And that the lawyer smiles when the judge gives her verdict lol. Like he won the case 😂
Kyle has a lawyer too but Kyle will do all the sucking.
Meanwhile Kyle doesnt have a lawyer and his dad is a lawyer lol
I love that, from Cartman’s point of view, this is 100% non-sexual
How did Cartman pay for a lawyer anyway? Oh wait a minute, this is the same kid who owned KFC once
I like how Kyle has no lawyer. Not even his dad would represent him.
His dad did say Kyle should honour his contract, he knew he would lose the case
I think it's also a joke where literally every lawyer in the region would think it was an unwinnable case lol
I mean Kyle did sign the contract what’s there to defend
The easy escape for Kyle would be that 1) he is a minor or 2) you can’t hold a contract valid for illegal acts (sexual acts as a wager which could probably be argued is a coercion to prostitution)
@@evanrose96yeah of course
The judge describing what Kyle must do is hilarious
"Next case" 🤣🤣
Yes
"Kyle, Did you agree to orally embibe his scrotum and balls"?
@@holiewood this is why you should never sign a contract saying you'll suck someone balls unless your going to do it🤣🤣🤣
💀
The fact the courthouse actually took the case 😂😂😂
The fact is that Kyle obviously tried to Jew his way out of the contract.
Just another normal day in South Park
Bruh🤣
Well this IS a serious crime
I could see it happening in today's world.
"I stand before you with dry balls, your honor"
Said Cartman, softly
only South Park could create a situation where that line actually works
@@emeraldfinder5 Chapelle could too.
@@emeraldfinder5 if you don't think Quagmire or Peter from Family Guy could pull that line off you clearly don't watch Family Guy lol
Bawls 😂😂😂
XD
A serious "blow" to democracy
👍👍
That got me hard xD
😂😂
Did it give you a clue?
@@thelonewolf7443 Haha punny
Man the judge's legalese is poetic.
"and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds" LMFAO!!
In your opinion
TIL pubical sack is the legal term
@@bigislander72 That sounds like how a southern judge would phrase it. The writing is so deep.
"orally imbibe"
I just love the shocked look on the judges face while Cartman’s pleading his case, only to turn on Kyle at the end of his speech like he made a valid point.
She doesn't care if he made a valid point, cartman had all the evidence and the testimonials to prove that the contract was indeed legally binding, which in the state of Colorado, it is as it presents the offer that if cartman finds a leprechaun, Kyle will suck his balls, the acceptance of the offer which Kyle agreed to, and supported consideration which was the agreement that the ball sucking would happen upon the discovery of a leprechaun.
😂😂😂😂
@@Sumschmuck Except minors can't make legally binding contracts. Plus, it's illegal to force people to adhere to contracts, especially one where someone is told to suck someone's testicles, which constitutes as rape. Therefore Cartman has no valid point. The judge is just incompetent.
sick yt name
"...and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds." 🤣
😂💀
“I provided witnesses, collected testimonials, and still my balls remain dry” 🤣
His balls remain *dreh 🤣
I want what I'm entitled to
I stand before you with dry balls, your honor.
@@oathkeeperkingdom4909 Mr. Broflovski, did you agree to orally imbibe Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles?
"A serious BLOW to democracy."
I love how Eric always has a pun on standby when he goes in to a tirade. This happens to be one of the funniest. 🤣🤣🤣
Im not just sure, im HIV positive
Any blow to Democracy is a blow to racism and military rule. America, founded by the Whig Party, is not a democratic nation. It was founded as a Republic, and was never referred to as ‘democracy’ until the first Democrat got in. Showing how arrogant and stupid the party is as a whole.
@@travisshow308 damn it, beat me to it
@@erikurizita6702 it's a democratic republic. We have a representative system with democratically elected officials. The legislative process is a democratic process.
The country was not founded by Whigs, either. That party wasn't founded in the US until 1833.
"No sir, much like these fetuses I wasn't born yesterday."
" and draw upon it succulenty for no less than 30 seconds" goddamn that's hilarious 😂
☠️
And yet it feels like a way a judge might put it.
Just take the charge at that point 😂😂
I love how Kyle is just so confused by what's happening that he doesn't know what to respond lol
He's not confused he just realizes there's no way out but doesn't want to admit it
@@SlimKim3 No. He's just surprised that a judge is actually taking this case seriously even though it has no legal merit whatsoever.
He’s no confused, brainiac. 😂
@@Carl_McMelvin He no confused brain guy
@@juststopalready are you on the spectrum?
The fact Eric says BAWS and not BALLS gets me everytime 😂😂
you signed a contract and yet have not sucked my balls🤣🤣🤣
And how he says “Kaayle/Kayle” instead of “Kyle”. Eric’s voice is god-like 😂
He also says “Kinny” instead of “Kenny”
And koo or kew for cool. LoL
That’s right Cartman has a unique accent on words 😝
She looks at this case and just think: what I'm doing with my life?
Your job...so there is that your honer
@@moodyowlproductions4287 honor* not trying to be a grammar nazi, I just think this one will help you later
@@Sam-pv1hz he is just trying to sound like cartman , and yes it seems like you are a grammar nazi lol
@@drchey1397 he’s keeping him from looking like a dumbass
This video just had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you your honor. This isn’t a victory for me: this is a victory for the Justice system…and mah balls.
-Eric T. Cartman
Oh cool, you watched the clip as well
It's funny cause, I think we watched the same video, crazy right?
I quote this all the time
I love how this captures the exact feeling of every person who's ever walked into court with that "open and shut case" look on their face and then the judge saw it and handed them their ass
@lackey Mail he means what he means bruh. It’s called schizophrenia.
@Sean Stevenson shoot them or stop complaining
@@thewildcardperson this
Lies again? Supreme Court Suck Cock
In fairness, the contract itself is a blatantly illegal contract, and the case would have been dismissed during pre-trial motions. And that's before we get into informed consent when contracting with a nine-year-old.
The fact that a court not only accepted the case, but RULED in Cartmans favor is beyond hilarious
Welcome to what every man goes through in a divorce.
Sometimes the funniest thing about South Park is how all the adults stand around and stare incredulously, at Cartman who’s always dead serious about these things
The kids have referred to their parents as being “stupid” multiple times… and they’re honestly correct lol
"I stand before you with dry balls your honor", lmao
What is Cartman’s net worth? I feel like despite being the second poorest kid in South Park he has enough money to pursue most ventures he decides on.
He probably has leftover money from when his relative passed away
Remember he sold those fetuses
Pro bono
@@primegae3610
He also owned the Washington Redskins and he also owned an amusement park, and owns several companies and properties.
lol
The video title is 1 of the best things I've ever read 😂
im still wondering why kyle didnt call his dad to appear in court since he a jewish lawyler
*one
A serious blow to Democracy
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IKR! Immediate Clickage!
only issue, as a minor, Kyle can not enter into any sort of contract or agreement without express permission from his parent(s) or legal guardian(s), thus Cartman's piece of paper is null and void.
It's also prostitution. Any contract containing illegal activity is also null and void.
Also, the contract isn't notarized
Also, it's a cartoon...
Also the condition that Lepracon was caught. Should count as "act of god" meaning so unlikely and beyond Kyles control
@@markyg1970OBJECTION!
“My ⚽️ 🏀 remain dry” 💀💀😂😂
why wasn't Kyle's dad there to provide council for his son?
he asked him about the contract before this I think lol
@@cuencapsn he did, and he said he must honor the contract😂😂
*counsel
it's a lost cause 🤷🏻
maybe there were more important things going on
I’ve always loved Cartmans feud with Kyle .
You look like the gay-porn parody version of Vin Diesel, and you are called Dom, Jesus
@@jimmyneutron4329 goddam that was cold-blooded. And i love it. 😂👌
Cartman is a Rabbi now
@@kevinKLITZ the aforementioned ball sucking would also warm the blood
@@seandafny Not anymore.
1:05 the look on the lawyers face cracks me up 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
so proud
*Y E S*
Idk why but Eric's side-view at 1:17 is funny to me
I like how the boys are so short, that they have to stand on stools instead of just sitting in regular chairs. LOL.
“I stand before you with dry balls, your honor”-Eric Cartman
Finally somebody uploads this segment. It's always been my favorite from imaginationland and I thought I must be the only one since nobody uploaded it on RUclips. Apparently I'm wrong. This is awesome.
*you're just insanely high and this isn't even really happeninginginginging*
Exactly my words. I have rarely laughed so hard watching south park and youtube searched for this segment two or three times already. Finally it is online in decent quality.
One of my favorites as well
" I stand before you with dry balls, your Honor.." Cartman's the best
0:16 - Her face! God. It explains the entire scene! 😂
Probably thinking “why would he agree to that?!”😂
Cartman has to be one of if not the most intelligent South Park characters - but only when it comes to getting what he wants.
“And still my balls remain dry” the way he says it 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
Did he ever get his balls sucked?
The look on the judge’s face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And still, she did her job, i just love that 🤣
The fact that it cuts from this to a shot of the pentagon is why this show is special.
“I stand before you with dry balls, your honor.”😂
If only Kye had thought to consult Mr(s). Garrison, he might have learned the only effective countermeasure: to call Catman’s bluff and say in a calm voice and in public “Present them.”
My favorite South Park character, *catman*
That wouldn't work. Cartman wanted him to do it in public with an audience watching.
I miss Ms. Chiksondik !
@@qty1315 But then Cartman would be arrested for rape.
When your wife doesn't want to go down on you.
" A travesty has occured" 😅
How dare you. Where’s principal PC?
Lmao preach my brother
"your honor. I stand here with dry ..."
If your wife won’t go down on you… she’s probably not your wife.
Don’t forget to add “And draw upon it succulently” when you ask again
“And my balls” 🤣🤣🤣lmao
1:34 was all it took to show how Cartmen is and has been the whole series.
“I have provided witnesses, collected testimonials, and yet my balls remain dry” lmfao South Park is amazing
Perhaps my favorite South Park scene, ever. The pure audacity & absurdity of it is twisted comedic joy…
I like how they even showed the contract was written on notebook paper with the 3 holes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And in crayon. Can you imagine what the criminal system would be like if courts took contracts from grade school kids series? Lol
I know it's just a cartoon, but to see Kyle without any lawyer present (especially since he is a child of a lawyer) is insulting.I believe his father could've gotten him an alternative settlement.
That was just bad writing seeing as his fathers a lawyer
Maybe Kyle just didn't think he needed one since he was surprised that the judge even took the case seriously.
Wait i thought you can't have your father to be represented as your lawyer due to conflict of interest
Kyle's father, earlier in the episode, told Kyle that he had no recourse and that Kyle would just have to own up to the bet and do it. Kyle has no other legal representation because everyone already knows it's a totally lost cause and there is nothing else they can do.
@@dancarter5775 It's been a while I watched the episode, thanks for clarifying.
The part that killed me is when the judge literally said the word succulently😂
Cartman is evil, most vile character in South Park, but he's also most iconic. 😂
If I was Kyle, glad I’m not, I would just wait out the 24 hours and go to jail
And your prison inmate will make you do it
@@PsychoChuckGreene big Ted😬
Deals a deal dude. Don't make deals you can't keep.
Just a man keeps his word
I bet you think your student loan debt should be forgiven too?
"I stand before you today with dry balls, your honor." LOL
“Orally embalm” lmao
Imbibe*. Idk how you got "embalm" out of that
If my lawyer not fighting for my case like Cartman lawyer I do not want him
*Aforementioned balls*
- Judge 😅
I love how Cartmans lawyer was just there for props
Whats gayer?
1. Being gay
Or
2. Whatever cartman is doing in this entire episode
The second. BAR NONE
It's not about sexuality. It's about power.
A contract is a contract.
When you sign one, you keep your word or it will be kept for you.
Both
@@miastrong151 gay power
I stand before you with dry balls your honor.
I died 😂😂😂
Damn man, sorry. Hope hell’s not too bad on you.
@@jeromevaleska2014 I'm in heaven, how about you?
"This is a win for the justice system...and my balls"
😅😅😅
Of course only Cartman has a lawyer but is doing all of the arguments yet Kyle has no lawyer lol
I love how the court is full with random people
Some of my favorite episodes 😂 South Park is forever a gem in entertainment
Never seen this one before omg, 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to watch the imaginationland episodes are epic 🤣🤣
@@matthewmbonu3159
Nothing to touch south Park, brilliant
I love how he tells the judge he has dry balls and there’s a water bottle right next to him. Matt and Trey lmao
The judge reading out the order had me dead 🤣🤣💀
Technically Kyle would win the case since he is a minor and cannot enter a legally binding contract
Edit: why are people getting pissed off, this is a joke!
That, and sexual acts cannot be legally part of a contract
It's a piss take, stop being so serious
@@owenoj you are right? Thanks you cured my depression
@@troymartin4260 right
lol, the fact that youre dissecting this ruling as if its real is justas funny as the skit 🤣😂👍🏾
Draw upon it succulently. Love that line.
😆
Cartman loves Kyle
of course he does.
If I ever go to divorce court I'm going to say "Your honor I stand before you with blue balls"
I know the judge’s voice actress tried multiple times to say her lines with a straight face😂
A minor signed it.. therefore contract is null
I literally lost my shit at “I stand before you with dry balls your honor”
1:00 “pubical sack”🤣
That’s basically the American justice system in a nutshell. No pun intended.
“My balls remain dry” I’m using that for my senior quote
This contract is void because it goes against morals and good customs.
it doesn't . not in south park's reality , or the reality you and i have to live in .
I think the contract would be voided since Kyle is under the age of 18.
how does it go against morals. if anything, not doing it is against the morals
@@thetalion8984 for a leftist
@@ConservativeJuggaloPodcast meaning?
I love how Kyle's dad is a lawyer and won't represent his son on this particular case. I quess a contract is a contract :(
Cartman is the man who will go for the goal regardless of what comes with it.
South park creators are pure geniuses ❤ Cartman is by far my favourite character 😂😂
Proof that if Cartman wants something he will get what he wants by any means necessary
“Succulently”
Seriously 'blow'
“This is a victory for for the justice system.. and my balls”
I love how the court is full of people wearing their best clothes suit and ties etc to observe the outcome of this case
WE HAD A DEAL KYLE...YOU SIGNED AN AGREEMENT KYLE!!!!!
Cartman's obsession over making Kyle do that is honestly creepy.
He's, low key, gay for Kyle.
It has more to do with power than anything sexual!
He is a fa
The dudes literally had someone killed and done way more heinous shit in the show
it's Cartman, what did you expect?
Look at how RUclips recommends this video after the Rittenhouse trial.
Yup!
Shit I searched it.. Fuck the Rittenhouse shit and all the politics that come with it...
Both process were a joke
NOT GUILTY
Only in South Park do people forget a minor cannot legally enter a contract without parental consent. This is why schools have permission slips for school outings.
the lengths cartman goes to
“thus i stand before you with dry balls”😂😂🤣🤣
This is the first time I've seen Kyle not mad at Cartman
"I stand before you with dry balls, your honor."
Kyle could've challenged the legality of the contract on the basis of being unconscionable.
The better method, though, would've been pointing out the fact that Kyle is a minor, and while minors can sign contracts, they are not legally enforceable.
The judge's ruling/instructions is everything 😭
What I would give to see the female voice actresses behind the scenes saying these freaking hilarious lines.
Correction, The court will have to arrest either the judge or Cartman for insanity.
😂😂😂love the Judge’s reaction
Someone under 18 can’t go into a contract unless for work purposes. Kyle should of got a lawyer
Do u know what episode this is
you must be new to South Park, or at the very least, new to comedy.
If they're emancipated they can enter a contract under 18...
You already saw that it is a cartoon, right?
Not true since you can get a license at 16.
The voice acting is great cartmans little accent kills me 🤣🤣
The look of shock on the judges face as well as ruling in cartman's favor, shows her level of righteous disgust in Kyle's refusal to fulfill his contractual obligations.