cartman goes to court because kyle won't suck his balls || Imaginationland

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @ScenicCynic
    @ScenicCynic  3 года назад +954

    For people wondering why kyle's dad was not with him at court:
    ruclips.net/video/LX9bG6U6CZA/видео.html

    • @earlnoli
      @earlnoli 3 года назад +3

      im confused, Kyle is a Jew?
      Then why is Cartman a Jew now? 😅

    • @cookiesupervisor2211
      @cookiesupervisor2211 3 года назад +8

      @@earlnoli Cause of antisemitism ...

    • @adambaum9732
      @adambaum9732 3 года назад +15

      @@earlnoli Cartman became a Jew to mess with Kyle.

    • @danielinthemaiden9039
      @danielinthemaiden9039 3 года назад +8

      Not to sound like a lawyer, but this explains nothing.

    • @danielinthemaiden9039
      @danielinthemaiden9039 3 года назад +1

      @@earlnoli Cartman sounds like a Jewish name.

  • @zahar027
    @zahar027 3 года назад +15092

    "i stand before you, with dry balls, your honor"
    Geez lol

    • @eyeprops5422
      @eyeprops5422 3 года назад +96

      Instant contempt with jail time. 😁

    • @CraftyCosmopolitan
      @CraftyCosmopolitan 3 года назад +40

      I LOVE HIM 😂😂😂😂

    • @dominicviner6619
      @dominicviner6619 3 года назад +85

      This is a victory for the justice system

    • @eyeprops5422
      @eyeprops5422 3 года назад +12

      @@dominicviner6619 Kyle Rittenhouse probably used this argument. loll 😆😆😆

    • @dominicviner6619
      @dominicviner6619 3 года назад +26

      @@eyeprops5422 yeah good for him

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 3 года назад +25960

    I love that Cartman had a lawyer but does all the talking. He knows exactly how to get what he wants lol

    • @eduardoguerrero7756
      @eduardoguerrero7756 3 года назад +990

      And that the lawyer smiles when the judge gives her verdict lol. Like he won the case 😂

    • @tonyb3203
      @tonyb3203 3 года назад +120

      Kyle has a lawyer too but Kyle will do all the sucking.

    • @luffyduffy7817
      @luffyduffy7817 3 года назад +765

      Meanwhile Kyle doesnt have a lawyer and his dad is a lawyer lol

    • @mrsleakyshit
      @mrsleakyshit 3 года назад +293

      I love that, from Cartman’s point of view, this is 100% non-sexual

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 года назад +157

      How did Cartman pay for a lawyer anyway? Oh wait a minute, this is the same kid who owned KFC once

  • @Billybobjoe0222
    @Billybobjoe0222 Год назад +4425

    I like how Kyle has no lawyer. Not even his dad would represent him.

    • @lexdavies3656
      @lexdavies3656 Год назад +455

      His dad did say Kyle should honour his contract, he knew he would lose the case

    • @KatarinaBohtana
      @KatarinaBohtana Год назад +230

      I think it's also a joke where literally every lawyer in the region would think it was an unwinnable case lol

    • @siinxx7656
      @siinxx7656 Год назад +103

      I mean Kyle did sign the contract what’s there to defend

    • @evanrose96
      @evanrose96 Год назад +133

      The easy escape for Kyle would be that 1) he is a minor or 2) you can’t hold a contract valid for illegal acts (sexual acts as a wager which could probably be argued is a coercion to prostitution)

    • @bdemar2k12
      @bdemar2k12 Год назад +10

      ​@@evanrose96yeah of course

  • @enjoyitbro
    @enjoyitbro 2 года назад +4364

    The judge describing what Kyle must do is hilarious

    • @lavalhiggins3377
      @lavalhiggins3377 Год назад +57

      "Next case" 🤣🤣

    • @holiewood
      @holiewood Год назад +14

      Yes

    • @BV-Auto
      @BV-Auto Год назад

      "Kyle, Did you agree to orally embibe his scrotum and balls"?

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 11 месяцев назад

      @@holiewood this is why you should never sign a contract saying you'll suck someone balls unless your going to do it🤣🤣🤣

    • @sten9life979
      @sten9life979 10 месяцев назад +2

      💀

  • @inkstercreatious
    @inkstercreatious 2 года назад +5659

    The fact the courthouse actually took the case 😂😂😂

    • @90sNickfan91
      @90sNickfan91 Год назад +427

      The fact is that Kyle obviously tried to Jew his way out of the contract.

    • @dukecarraway1762
      @dukecarraway1762 Год назад +55

      Just another normal day in South Park

    • @L9ie
      @L9ie Год назад +9

      Bruh🤣

    • @elknothin3403
      @elknothin3403 Год назад +39

      Well this IS a serious crime

    • @jntj3007
      @jntj3007 Год назад +30

      I could see it happening in today's world.

  • @esoogustavo7548
    @esoogustavo7548 3 года назад +7846

    "I stand before you with dry balls, your honor"
    Said Cartman, softly

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 3 года назад +106

      only South Park could create a situation where that line actually works

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 Год назад +9

      @@emeraldfinder5 Chapelle could too.

    • @SlimKim3
      @SlimKim3 Год назад +1

      ​@@emeraldfinder5 if you don't think Quagmire or Peter from Family Guy could pull that line off you clearly don't watch Family Guy lol

    • @doublezero2001
      @doublezero2001 Год назад +7

      Bawls 😂😂😂

    • @magdavillafuerte
      @magdavillafuerte 10 месяцев назад +4

      XD

  • @nejibyugga6307
    @nejibyugga6307 3 года назад +12342

    A serious "blow" to democracy

  • @dulio12385
    @dulio12385 3 года назад +8241

    Man the judge's legalese is poetic.

    • @bigislander72
      @bigislander72 3 года назад +450

      "and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds" LMFAO!!

    • @cakerbaby69
      @cakerbaby69 3 года назад +7

      In your opinion

    • @whilecontroller
      @whilecontroller 3 года назад +58

      TIL pubical sack is the legal term

    • @JohnDobak
      @JohnDobak 3 года назад +90

      @@bigislander72 That sounds like how a southern judge would phrase it. The writing is so deep.

    • @bom6330
      @bom6330 3 года назад +125

      "orally imbibe"

  • @MW2isthebest123
    @MW2isthebest123 2 года назад +943

    I just love the shocked look on the judges face while Cartman’s pleading his case, only to turn on Kyle at the end of his speech like he made a valid point.

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Год назад +64

      She doesn't care if he made a valid point, cartman had all the evidence and the testimonials to prove that the contract was indeed legally binding, which in the state of Colorado, it is as it presents the offer that if cartman finds a leprechaun, Kyle will suck his balls, the acceptance of the offer which Kyle agreed to, and supported consideration which was the agreement that the ball sucking would happen upon the discovery of a leprechaun.

    • @MajesticLawnGnome
      @MajesticLawnGnome Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Год назад

      ​​@@Sumschmuck Except minors can't make legally binding contracts. Plus, it's illegal to force people to adhere to contracts, especially one where someone is told to suck someone's testicles, which constitutes as rape. Therefore Cartman has no valid point. The judge is just incompetent.

    • @GroveStreetLiftin
      @GroveStreetLiftin Год назад +3

      sick yt name

  • @rustybricks1924
    @rustybricks1924 2 года назад +360

    "...and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds." 🤣

  • @js18120
    @js18120 3 года назад +1237

    “I provided witnesses, collected testimonials, and still my balls remain dry” 🤣

    • @HorrificRetribution
      @HorrificRetribution 2 года назад

      His balls remain *dreh 🤣

    • @oathkeeperkingdom4909
      @oathkeeperkingdom4909 Год назад +28

      I want what I'm entitled to

    • @kevin-lb9in
      @kevin-lb9in Год назад

      I stand before you with dry balls, your honor.

    • @mariofromsmg4450
      @mariofromsmg4450 Год назад +1

      @@oathkeeperkingdom4909 Mr. Broflovski, did you agree to orally imbibe Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles?

  • @silvershelbygt500
    @silvershelbygt500 3 года назад +12198

    "A serious BLOW to democracy."
    I love how Eric always has a pun on standby when he goes in to a tirade. This happens to be one of the funniest. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @travisshow308
      @travisshow308 3 года назад +137

      Im not just sure, im HIV positive

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 3 года назад +8

      Any blow to Democracy is a blow to racism and military rule. America, founded by the Whig Party, is not a democratic nation. It was founded as a Republic, and was never referred to as ‘democracy’ until the first Democrat got in. Showing how arrogant and stupid the party is as a whole.

    • @Largest_Marge
      @Largest_Marge 3 года назад +14

      @@travisshow308 damn it, beat me to it

    • @Droogie128
      @Droogie128 3 года назад +13

      @@erikurizita6702 it's a democratic republic. We have a representative system with democratically elected officials. The legislative process is a democratic process.
      The country was not founded by Whigs, either. That party wasn't founded in the US until 1833.

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 3 года назад +26

      "No sir, much like these fetuses I wasn't born yesterday."

  • @johndoe-uz2kc
    @johndoe-uz2kc 3 года назад +1410

    " and draw upon it succulenty for no less than 30 seconds" goddamn that's hilarious 😂

    • @sten9life979
      @sten9life979 10 месяцев назад +1

      ☠️

    • @Allenmarshall
      @Allenmarshall 9 месяцев назад +2

      And yet it feels like a way a judge might put it.

    • @zoraideale4046
      @zoraideale4046 7 месяцев назад +1

      Just take the charge at that point 😂😂

  • @laut1GA
    @laut1GA 2 года назад +379

    I love how Kyle is just so confused by what's happening that he doesn't know what to respond lol

    • @SlimKim3
      @SlimKim3 Год назад +5

      He's not confused he just realizes there's no way out but doesn't want to admit it

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Год назад +38

      ​@@SlimKim3 No. He's just surprised that a judge is actually taking this case seriously even though it has no legal merit whatsoever.

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 10 месяцев назад +1

      He’s no confused, brainiac. 😂

    • @juststopalready
      @juststopalready 27 дней назад

      @@Carl_McMelvin He no confused brain guy

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 26 дней назад

      @@juststopalready are you on the spectrum?

  • @xXSinForLifeXx
    @xXSinForLifeXx 3 года назад +524

    The fact Eric says BAWS and not BALLS gets me everytime 😂😂

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 11 месяцев назад

      you signed a contract and yet have not sucked my balls🤣🤣🤣

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 11 месяцев назад +18

      And how he says “Kaayle/Kayle” instead of “Kyle”. Eric’s voice is god-like 😂

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 9 месяцев назад +14

      He also says “Kinny” instead of “Kenny”

    • @inoshishi8
      @inoshishi8 7 месяцев назад +5

      And koo or kew for cool. LoL

    • @Jbutters616g
      @Jbutters616g 6 месяцев назад

      That’s right Cartman has a unique accent on words 😝

  • @Matheus-nw7lk
    @Matheus-nw7lk 3 года назад +2439

    She looks at this case and just think: what I'm doing with my life?

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 года назад +23

      Your job...so there is that your honer

    • @Sam-pv1hz
      @Sam-pv1hz 3 года назад +13

      @@moodyowlproductions4287 honor* not trying to be a grammar nazi, I just think this one will help you later

    • @drchey1397
      @drchey1397 3 года назад +5

      @@Sam-pv1hz he is just trying to sound like cartman , and yes it seems like you are a grammar nazi lol

    • @diothesquealer6173
      @diothesquealer6173 3 года назад +5

      @@drchey1397 he’s keeping him from looking like a dumbass

    • @deanfarr3249
      @deanfarr3249 2 года назад +2

      This video just had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 3 года назад +1444

    Thank you your honor. This isn’t a victory for me: this is a victory for the Justice system…and mah balls.
    -Eric T. Cartman

    • @mgarratt101
      @mgarratt101 3 года назад +8

      Oh cool, you watched the clip as well

    • @rinne1669
      @rinne1669 3 года назад +5

      It's funny cause, I think we watched the same video, crazy right?

    • @TimBoyd2012
      @TimBoyd2012 3 года назад +3

      I quote this all the time

  • @BoloBouncer
    @BoloBouncer 3 года назад +1366

    I love how this captures the exact feeling of every person who's ever walked into court with that "open and shut case" look on their face and then the judge saw it and handed them their ass

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 3 года назад +2

      @lackey Mail he means what he means bruh. It’s called schizophrenia.

    • @thewildcardperson
      @thewildcardperson 3 года назад

      @Sean Stevenson shoot them or stop complaining

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird 2 года назад +2

      @@thewildcardperson this

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Supreme Court Suck Cock

    • @captainphoenix
      @captainphoenix Год назад +34

      In fairness, the contract itself is a blatantly illegal contract, and the case would have been dismissed during pre-trial motions. And that's before we get into informed consent when contracting with a nine-year-old.

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 11 месяцев назад +118

    The fact that a court not only accepted the case, but RULED in Cartmans favor is beyond hilarious

    • @glenmcl
      @glenmcl 8 месяцев назад +2

      Welcome to what every man goes through in a divorce.

  • @darkzak47
    @darkzak47 Год назад +67

    Sometimes the funniest thing about South Park is how all the adults stand around and stare incredulously, at Cartman who’s always dead serious about these things

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 11 месяцев назад +2

      The kids have referred to their parents as being “stupid” multiple times… and they’re honestly correct lol

  • @el_guero0958
    @el_guero0958 3 года назад +450

    "I stand before you with dry balls your honor", lmao

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 3 года назад +6264

    What is Cartman’s net worth? I feel like despite being the second poorest kid in South Park he has enough money to pursue most ventures he decides on.

    • @edra2005
      @edra2005 3 года назад +289

      He probably has leftover money from when his relative passed away

    • @primegae3610
      @primegae3610 3 года назад +800

      Remember he sold those fetuses

    • @donovanberserk4993
      @donovanberserk4993 3 года назад +89

      Pro bono

    • @henrylivingstone2971
      @henrylivingstone2971 3 года назад +580

      @@primegae3610
      He also owned the Washington Redskins and he also owned an amusement park, and owns several companies and properties.

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 3 года назад +9

      lol

  • @tpbfangirl
    @tpbfangirl 3 года назад +4061

    The video title is 1 of the best things I've ever read 😂

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 10 месяцев назад +123

    only issue, as a minor, Kyle can not enter into any sort of contract or agreement without express permission from his parent(s) or legal guardian(s), thus Cartman's piece of paper is null and void.

    • @rxg9er
      @rxg9er 5 месяцев назад +30

      It's also prostitution. Any contract containing illegal activity is also null and void.

    • @Theo-ul8qm
      @Theo-ul8qm 5 месяцев назад +16

      Also, the contract isn't notarized

    • @markyg1970
      @markyg1970 5 месяцев назад +20

      Also, it's a cartoon...

    • @sandro5535
      @sandro5535 5 месяцев назад +5

      Also the condition that Lepracon was caught. Should count as "act of god" meaning so unlikely and beyond Kyles control

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@markyg1970OBJECTION!

  • @garcel1251
    @garcel1251 Год назад +11

    “My ⚽️ 🏀 remain dry” 💀💀😂😂

  • @rammbostein
    @rammbostein 3 года назад +6341

    why wasn't Kyle's dad there to provide council for his son?

    • @cuencapsn
      @cuencapsn 3 года назад +785

      he asked him about the contract before this I think lol

    • @AngryPrisoner
      @AngryPrisoner 3 года назад +564

      @@cuencapsn he did, and he said he must honor the contract😂😂

    • @joshuaalach9431
      @joshuaalach9431 3 года назад +81

      *counsel

    • @syad911
      @syad911 3 года назад +254

      it's a lost cause 🤷🏻

    • @socialistdemocrat7207
      @socialistdemocrat7207 3 года назад +111

      maybe there were more important things going on

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 3 года назад +697

    I’ve always loved Cartmans feud with Kyle .

    • @jimmyneutron4329
      @jimmyneutron4329 3 года назад +14

      You look like the gay-porn parody version of Vin Diesel, and you are called Dom, Jesus

    • @kevinKLITZ
      @kevinKLITZ 3 года назад +7

      @@jimmyneutron4329 goddam that was cold-blooded. And i love it. 😂👌

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny 3 года назад

      Cartman is a Rabbi now

    • @rickymort135
      @rickymort135 2 года назад

      @@kevinKLITZ the aforementioned ball sucking would also warm the blood

    • @alexf9381
      @alexf9381 Год назад +1

      ​@@seandafny Not anymore.

  • @Smithytits
    @Smithytits 3 года назад +225

    1:05 the look on the lawyers face cracks me up 🤣🤣

  • @jairovera8065
    @jairovera8065 2 года назад +29

    Idk why but Eric's side-view at 1:17 is funny to me

  • @MovieLover1995
    @MovieLover1995 2 года назад +11

    I like how the boys are so short, that they have to stand on stools instead of just sitting in regular chairs. LOL.

  • @matths226
    @matths226 3 года назад +50

    “I stand before you with dry balls, your honor”-Eric Cartman

  • @yao052
    @yao052 3 года назад +204

    Finally somebody uploads this segment. It's always been my favorite from imaginationland and I thought I must be the only one since nobody uploaded it on RUclips. Apparently I'm wrong. This is awesome.

    • @gavinvalentino1313
      @gavinvalentino1313 3 года назад +2

      *you're just insanely high and this isn't even really happeninginginginging*

    • @sveeny
      @sveeny 3 года назад +2

      Exactly my words. I have rarely laughed so hard watching south park and youtube searched for this segment two or three times already. Finally it is online in decent quality.

    • @timothyvanloan1812
      @timothyvanloan1812 3 года назад +1

      One of my favorites as well

  • @555rzk
    @555rzk 3 года назад +126

    " I stand before you with dry balls, your Honor.." Cartman's the best

  • @zach11241
    @zach11241 Год назад +11

    0:16 - Her face! God. It explains the entire scene! 😂

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 2 месяца назад

      Probably thinking “why would he agree to that?!”😂

  • @SenoirMeow
    @SenoirMeow Год назад +28

    Cartman has to be one of if not the most intelligent South Park characters - but only when it comes to getting what he wants.

  • @memoriesmuseum2824
    @memoriesmuseum2824 3 года назад +123

    “And still my balls remain dry” the way he says it 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

    • @NekkGoodMancer
      @NekkGoodMancer 9 месяцев назад

      Did he ever get his balls sucked?

  • @IndigoBellyDance
    @IndigoBellyDance 3 года назад +142

    The look on the judge’s face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @calinfus80s
      @calinfus80s 3 года назад +8

      And still, she did her job, i just love that 🤣

  • @davidechavez-valdez6967
    @davidechavez-valdez6967 3 года назад +25

    The fact that it cuts from this to a shot of the pentagon is why this show is special.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 года назад +4

    “I stand before you with dry balls, your honor.”😂

  • @gallaxian
    @gallaxian 3 года назад +308

    If only Kye had thought to consult Mr(s). Garrison, he might have learned the only effective countermeasure: to call Catman’s bluff and say in a calm voice and in public “Present them.”

    • @CorporalTailsDude
      @CorporalTailsDude 3 года назад +20

      My favorite South Park character, *catman*

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 3 года назад +40

      That wouldn't work. Cartman wanted him to do it in public with an audience watching.

    • @tj.espygil4544
      @tj.espygil4544 3 года назад +7

      I miss Ms. Chiksondik !

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Год назад

      ​@@qty1315 But then Cartman would be arrested for rape.

  • @renel8964
    @renel8964 3 года назад +552

    When your wife doesn't want to go down on you.
    " A travesty has occured" 😅

    • @RackEmRack
      @RackEmRack 3 года назад +9

      How dare you. Where’s principal PC?

    • @flexonthebeat727
      @flexonthebeat727 3 года назад +2

      Lmao preach my brother

    • @thebestforthemost
      @thebestforthemost 3 года назад +1

      "your honor. I stand here with dry ..."

    • @temporary6715
      @temporary6715 3 года назад +3

      If your wife won’t go down on you… she’s probably not your wife.

    • @Wingedmagician
      @Wingedmagician 3 года назад +8

      Don’t forget to add “And draw upon it succulently” when you ask again

  • @charliequintanilla5240
    @charliequintanilla5240 3 года назад +50

    “And my balls” 🤣🤣🤣lmao

  • @Mark.Taylor.
    @Mark.Taylor. 3 года назад +18

    1:34 was all it took to show how Cartmen is and has been the whole series.

  • @matttanda7039
    @matttanda7039 Год назад +8

    “I have provided witnesses, collected testimonials, and yet my balls remain dry” lmfao South Park is amazing

  • @billhurt62
    @billhurt62 3 года назад +22

    Perhaps my favorite South Park scene, ever. The pure audacity & absurdity of it is twisted comedic joy…

  • @darthjarjar7275
    @darthjarjar7275 3 года назад +34

    I like how they even showed the contract was written on notebook paper with the 3 holes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SlimKim3
      @SlimKim3 Год назад

      And in crayon. Can you imagine what the criminal system would be like if courts took contracts from grade school kids series? Lol

  • @DeputyMiss101
    @DeputyMiss101 3 года назад +2272

    I know it's just a cartoon, but to see Kyle without any lawyer present (especially since he is a child of a lawyer) is insulting.I believe his father could've gotten him an alternative settlement.

    • @heartbeat8706
      @heartbeat8706 3 года назад +115

      That was just bad writing seeing as his fathers a lawyer

    • @yao052
      @yao052 3 года назад +367

      Maybe Kyle just didn't think he needed one since he was surprised that the judge even took the case seriously.

    • @zahar027
      @zahar027 3 года назад +58

      Wait i thought you can't have your father to be represented as your lawyer due to conflict of interest

    • @dancarter5775
      @dancarter5775 3 года назад +282

      Kyle's father, earlier in the episode, told Kyle that he had no recourse and that Kyle would just have to own up to the bet and do it. Kyle has no other legal representation because everyone already knows it's a totally lost cause and there is nothing else they can do.

    • @DeputyMiss101
      @DeputyMiss101 3 года назад

      @@dancarter5775 It's been a while I watched the episode, thanks for clarifying.

  • @albertgongora6944
    @albertgongora6944 9 месяцев назад +3

    The part that killed me is when the judge literally said the word succulently😂

  • @bakanani8040
    @bakanani8040 2 года назад +14

    Cartman is evil, most vile character in South Park, but he's also most iconic. 😂

  • @reddishmeatball9926
    @reddishmeatball9926 3 года назад +827

    If I was Kyle, glad I’m not, I would just wait out the 24 hours and go to jail

    • @PsychoChuckGreene
      @PsychoChuckGreene 3 года назад +149

      And your prison inmate will make you do it

    • @NamekFreakazoid
      @NamekFreakazoid 3 года назад +15

      @@PsychoChuckGreene big Ted😬

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 3 года назад +89

      Deals a deal dude. Don't make deals you can't keep.

    • @gustavosalas8165
      @gustavosalas8165 3 года назад +8

      Just a man keeps his word

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 3 года назад +27

      I bet you think your student loan debt should be forgiven too?

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 3 года назад +12

    "I stand before you today with dry balls, your honor." LOL

  • @TheStr8tshooter
    @TheStr8tshooter 3 года назад +75

    “Orally embalm” lmao

    • @SirLordHatCawk
      @SirLordHatCawk 3 года назад +18

      Imbibe*. Idk how you got "embalm" out of that

  • @Lieutenant_Dan10
    @Lieutenant_Dan10 3 дня назад +1

    If my lawyer not fighting for my case like Cartman lawyer I do not want him

  • @demigod1013
    @demigod1013 11 месяцев назад +4

    *Aforementioned balls*
    - Judge 😅

  • @andreparra9241
    @andreparra9241 3 года назад +17

    I love how Cartmans lawyer was just there for props

  • @berkant9157
    @berkant9157 3 года назад +637

    Whats gayer?
    1. Being gay
    Or
    2. Whatever cartman is doing in this entire episode

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 3 года назад +35

      The second. BAR NONE

    • @miastrong151
      @miastrong151 3 года назад +136

      It's not about sexuality. It's about power.

    • @diegopinon5275
      @diegopinon5275 3 года назад +31

      A contract is a contract.
      When you sign one, you keep your word or it will be kept for you.

    • @darkbreathhound4215
      @darkbreathhound4215 3 года назад +7

      Both

    • @powpowouchy5
      @powpowouchy5 3 года назад +26

      @@miastrong151 gay power

  • @jonasfischer9510
    @jonasfischer9510 3 года назад +31

    I stand before you with dry balls your honor.
    I died 😂😂😂

  • @greatorange7548
    @greatorange7548 2 года назад +9

    "This is a win for the justice system...and my balls"
    😅😅😅

  • @Unknown_Ooh
    @Unknown_Ooh 3 года назад +8

    Of course only Cartman has a lawyer but is doing all of the arguments yet Kyle has no lawyer lol

  • @dshaprin
    @dshaprin 3 года назад +15

    I love how the court is full with random people

  • @onlyhustleandgame1101
    @onlyhustleandgame1101 3 года назад +13

    Some of my favorite episodes 😂 South Park is forever a gem in entertainment

  • @mrshifter9582
    @mrshifter9582 3 года назад +126

    Never seen this one before omg, 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewmbonu3159
      @matthewmbonu3159 3 года назад +7

      You have to watch the imaginationland episodes are epic 🤣🤣

    • @mrshifter9582
      @mrshifter9582 3 года назад +2

      @@matthewmbonu3159
      Nothing to touch south Park, brilliant

  • @JayOhBreezy
    @JayOhBreezy 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love how he tells the judge he has dry balls and there’s a water bottle right next to him. Matt and Trey lmao

  • @MikeCrawch
    @MikeCrawch Год назад +3

    The judge reading out the order had me dead 🤣🤣💀

  • @DangAlfa
    @DangAlfa 3 года назад +5899

    Technically Kyle would win the case since he is a minor and cannot enter a legally binding contract
    Edit: why are people getting pissed off, this is a joke!

    • @troymartin4260
      @troymartin4260 3 года назад +1362

      That, and sexual acts cannot be legally part of a contract

    • @owenoj
      @owenoj 3 года назад +233

      It's a piss take, stop being so serious

    • @DangAlfa
      @DangAlfa 3 года назад +224

      @@owenoj you are right? Thanks you cured my depression

    • @DangAlfa
      @DangAlfa 3 года назад +21

      @@troymartin4260 right

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 3 года назад +102

      lol, the fact that youre dissecting this ruling as if its real is justas funny as the skit 🤣😂👍🏾

  • @jmag579
    @jmag579 3 года назад +4

    Draw upon it succulently. Love that line.
    😆

  • @cuellar4500
    @cuellar4500 3 года назад +26

    Cartman loves Kyle

  • @planetphatness
    @planetphatness Год назад +4

    If I ever go to divorce court I'm going to say "Your honor I stand before you with blue balls"

  • @hotrodthe1
    @hotrodthe1 2 года назад +9

    I know the judge’s voice actress tried multiple times to say her lines with a straight face😂

  • @Jackdiddly1
    @Jackdiddly1 3 года назад +19

    A minor signed it.. therefore contract is null

  • @Aaron-vn3ej
    @Aaron-vn3ej 3 года назад +11

    I literally lost my shit at “I stand before you with dry balls your honor”

  • @gallaxian
    @gallaxian 3 года назад +19

    1:00 “pubical sack”🤣

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Год назад +5

    That’s basically the American justice system in a nutshell. No pun intended.

  • @tto2t177
    @tto2t177 3 месяца назад +1

    “My balls remain dry” I’m using that for my senior quote

  • @robertolozano2502
    @robertolozano2502 3 года назад +130

    This contract is void because it goes against morals and good customs.

    • @jonas7510
      @jonas7510 3 года назад +14

      it doesn't . not in south park's reality , or the reality you and i have to live in .

    • @mah7961
      @mah7961 3 года назад +39

      I think the contract would be voided since Kyle is under the age of 18.

    • @thetalion8984
      @thetalion8984 3 года назад +11

      how does it go against morals. if anything, not doing it is against the morals

    • @ConservativeJuggaloPodcast
      @ConservativeJuggaloPodcast 3 года назад +1

      @@thetalion8984 for a leftist

    • @thetalion8984
      @thetalion8984 3 года назад +4

      @@ConservativeJuggaloPodcast meaning?

  • @imagicrockstar1122
    @imagicrockstar1122 3 года назад +13

    I love how Kyle's dad is a lawyer and won't represent his son on this particular case. I quess a contract is a contract :(

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 3 года назад +4

    Cartman is the man who will go for the goal regardless of what comes with it.

  • @kainvonakenbak7966
    @kainvonakenbak7966 9 месяцев назад +1

    South park creators are pure geniuses ❤ Cartman is by far my favourite character 😂😂

  • @mattfortheguinn4037
    @mattfortheguinn4037 Год назад +2

    Proof that if Cartman wants something he will get what he wants by any means necessary

  • @jodu626
    @jodu626 3 года назад +10

    “Succulently”

  • @edra2005
    @edra2005 3 года назад +38

    Seriously 'blow'

  • @gloomystardust
    @gloomystardust 3 года назад +5

    “This is a victory for for the justice system.. and my balls”

  • @ezequiellopez8518
    @ezequiellopez8518 Год назад +1

    I love how the court is full of people wearing their best clothes suit and ties etc to observe the outcome of this case

  • @moodyowlproductions4287
    @moodyowlproductions4287 Год назад +2

    WE HAD A DEAL KYLE...YOU SIGNED AN AGREEMENT KYLE!!!!!

  • @darkhunter5293
    @darkhunter5293 3 года назад +109

    Cartman's obsession over making Kyle do that is honestly creepy.

    • @CrimsonNineTail
      @CrimsonNineTail 3 года назад +50

      He's, low key, gay for Kyle.

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade 3 года назад +44

      It has more to do with power than anything sexual!

    • @chuutruther
      @chuutruther 3 года назад +1

      He is a fa

    • @ChaosArchives667
      @ChaosArchives667 3 года назад +7

      The dudes literally had someone killed and done way more heinous shit in the show

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 3 года назад +15

      it's Cartman, what did you expect?

  • @sowianskiwojownik5973
    @sowianskiwojownik5973 3 года назад +27

    Look at how RUclips recommends this video after the Rittenhouse trial.

  • @CesarACastillo
    @CesarACastillo Год назад +3

    Only in South Park do people forget a minor cannot legally enter a contract without parental consent. This is why schools have permission slips for school outings.

  • @Rkay421
    @Rkay421 2 года назад +2

    the lengths cartman goes to

  • @telmesomethinidk
    @telmesomethinidk Год назад +1

    “thus i stand before you with dry balls”😂😂🤣🤣

  • @satoshihiro1590
    @satoshihiro1590 3 года назад +4

    This is the first time I've seen Kyle not mad at Cartman

  • @eddieguererro46
    @eddieguererro46 3 года назад +8

    "I stand before you with dry balls, your honor."

  • @Owen_loves_Butters
    @Owen_loves_Butters 10 месяцев назад +3

    Kyle could've challenged the legality of the contract on the basis of being unconscionable.
    The better method, though, would've been pointing out the fact that Kyle is a minor, and while minors can sign contracts, they are not legally enforceable.

  • @demigod1013
    @demigod1013 6 месяцев назад

    The judge's ruling/instructions is everything 😭

  • @stranglestrong
    @stranglestrong 10 месяцев назад +2

    What I would give to see the female voice actresses behind the scenes saying these freaking hilarious lines.

  • @andresrios9855
    @andresrios9855 3 года назад +9

    Correction, The court will have to arrest either the judge or Cartman for insanity.

  • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
    @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer 3 года назад +4

    😂😂😂love the Judge’s reaction

  • @kevinp2610
    @kevinp2610 3 года назад +52

    Someone under 18 can’t go into a contract unless for work purposes. Kyle should of got a lawyer

    • @g.a4167
      @g.a4167 3 года назад +2

      Do u know what episode this is

    • @youtubesadhominem9118
      @youtubesadhominem9118 2 года назад +6

      you must be new to South Park, or at the very least, new to comedy.

    • @kevinbrooks9074
      @kevinbrooks9074 2 года назад +1

      If they're emancipated they can enter a contract under 18...

    • @lakai87373
      @lakai87373 2 года назад +1

      You already saw that it is a cartoon, right?

    • @miroslavputinovic6650
      @miroslavputinovic6650 2 года назад

      Not true since you can get a license at 16.

  • @frankdelaware7012
    @frankdelaware7012 2 года назад +1

    The voice acting is great cartmans little accent kills me 🤣🤣

  • @Hamrik_Oswald
    @Hamrik_Oswald Год назад

    The look of shock on the judges face as well as ruling in cartman's favor, shows her level of righteous disgust in Kyle's refusal to fulfill his contractual obligations.