@@ethan982 I've just studied animation and such, and it works here since the story has to move along, it's just impressive seeing Cartman do anything fast, let alone the speed here. Such as one would do to get someone to suck their balls.
this is Cartman we are talking about, Cartman who wants something...really bad. You could hide in the black hole and he would still breach the event horizon.
Not very hard. The writers just made it so. They make all kinds of crap happen. It has been this way since South Park’s inception. So, not hard to believe.
Something tells me its part of a bigger scheme. Like it started out he wanted to bang this Jewish chick and he found out rabbis get certain benefits. Life has taught me one thing, its got to be the people who were awful and self centered remained that way throughout their life's. Sure they put on a nice face and talk about god, but they will stab you in the back first chance they get.
Cartman straight broke into the that highly guarded place and messed with the government all to get Kyle to suck his peanuts, that’s some serious dedication that I can’t even not be impressed by
How is it that Cartman can charm his way out of bets & deals that he loses but when he wins bets & deals he doesn't want anyone to charm their way out?
Because Cartman is a sore looser that's why if he can't win nobody deserves to win. Still though he's got for an evil sociopath he's got a sweet singing voice.
0:38 you didn’t think there was an off chance that he was telling the truth considering he wanted you to sign a document proving you said u would have to do that if you were wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because sometimes Cartman is full of shit despite him proving Kyle wrong multiple times like the brown noise, crapping out your mouth and stopping an army of old people by getting rid of Country Kitchen Buffet.
@dnmstarsi Kyle has seen angels, demons, monsters, mutants, zombies, gnomes, elves, talking cars, talking trees, talking turds, dragons, ghosts, aliens, Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and the devil. But a leprechaun? Thats where he draws the line?
@@MatthewSmith-to1hz Yeah but Cartman was wrong about getting a Platinum album doing Christian Rock so not everything he said was true and that's enough to totally justify being in serious denial... Kyle deserved to suck his balls is all I'm trying to say given everything we said.
I don’t even feel bad for Kyle. He knows Cartman would twist the laws of physics into a pretzel if it meant getting one over at him. It would be a good lesson for him.
Normally, I tend to understand Kyle's actions when it comes to Cartman but he really needs to stop doubt or dismissing everything Cartman says as BS given how he was right about other nonsense in the past like the brown noise and Meecrob being a curse word.
@@scillavanilla5356The episode where he went down on Butters and took a picture, thinking it would make Butters look gay until Kyle, Stan, and Kenny told him it was other way around.
Never make a bet you would actually allow. Never bet your house, girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, son, your dignity. People who make stupid bets or bets in general are dumb.
The homoerotic element of childhhood aggression is one thing I give South Park credit for exposing. Some kids constantly attack others because they have feelings for them they don't understand.
this video makes so much sense now. if cartman can break into a secret and high-level govenmental agency, then I guess a 20 year old could easily make it to the roof top without the notice of SS, FBI and the police
Because Kyle believed that this whole thing was stupid and he's not that smart when it comes to money Dude made $40 deals when he could've done $12 and he gave $20 to the homeless when the most should've been $5.
@@seanwebb605 let me put it like this the United states laws have ranking for control over the state the U.S military being a type of police force just higher than the actual police
A contract between to minors isn’t valid. A contract for a sex act (minor or not) is illegal. And a contract based on gambling (especially between minors) is invalid/illegal.
see what brings it to us here - PART 1 OF THIS VIDEO
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Never agree to any bet, promise, or deal if there is something you are not willing to do or be a part of.
ok beta
oh yea cuz everyone else in the world will have that same honor. everyones a lying selfish piece of shit lol. youre only playing yourself.
@@dikbuttbutt ok emo
@@tempestuous2468 no its called being a realistic adult. you dont get far in this world playing by the rules.
Never put it on paper with your signature or anything proving you agreed to anything.
Holy shit I love how fast Cartman just stood up after flipping through glass
Man with a mission
what an interesting takeaway from the scene
@@ethan982 I've just studied animation and such, and it works here since the story has to move along, it's just impressive seeing Cartman do anything fast, let alone the speed here.
Such as one would do to get someone to suck their balls.
Lies again? National Service
@@BrimBlam he hopped around when he thought he had his period on one episode
Remember Kyle;
“SUCCULENTLY for NO LESS than 30 seconds.”
The fact that Kyle was actually going to do it
He had no choice or he would be sharing a cell with Jared from subway!
He signed the contract
“You signed an agreement Kyleeee”
@@DragonBlack199 WE HAD A DEAL KKKWKYYLE >:((((
Is being recorded a part of the contract though?
Lmfao. Cartman putting on the robe and crown during this scene is comedic genius. 😂🤣
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Literally how
The pope hat costume was better
it was better when he dresses like the Pope XD
"Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right, I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes."
Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon
They can fit into the vents of course
@@Techwizzkid117 AYO
@@Techwizzkid117 hmm
this is Cartman we are talking about, Cartman who wants something...really bad.
You could hide in the black hole and he would still breach the event horizon.
yes officer thats him @@Techwizzkid117
To be fair it's Kyle's fault for accepting the bet, especially when Cartman was the one who made the bet
Right. After crapping out your mouth that would’ve been the last best and it was only a $20 bet that episode
But at least he didn’t do it because they found out leprechaun aren’t real
@@animegametv9574what you imagine to be real is real. 😂
@@Bread_Garlichouse whatever you say goofy
To be fair. It would be illegal
Hard to believe he became a Rabbi.
Right dracohalo117
Not very hard. The writers just made it so. They make all kinds of crap happen. It has been this way since South Park’s inception. So, not hard to believe.
Something tells me its part of a bigger scheme. Like it started out he wanted to bang this Jewish chick and he found out rabbis get certain benefits. Life has taught me one thing, its got to be the people who were awful and self centered remained that way throughout their life's. Sure they put on a nice face and talk about god, but they will stab you in the back first chance they get.
@@tssteelx Agree. Many cult leaders are self-centered individuals who appear to be benevolent just to garner enough gullible followers and money.
He breaks character too many times for him to have really changed
That yawn at 1:22 is everything
Ayoooo
Extra vinegary is a kindness - it means that they were seasoned and that Kyle would not have to consume raw chicken
I didn’t want to like this comment
You deserve a like.
Seasoned 😂
Kyle knew this risk he was taking. Aliens, zombies, kaiju, killer turkeys. He should have known better. I despise Cartman but his correct on this.🤣
Cartman straight broke into the that highly guarded place and messed with the government all to get Kyle to suck his peanuts, that’s some serious dedication that I can’t even not be impressed by
How is it that Cartman can charm his way out of bets & deals that he loses but when he wins bets & deals he doesn't want anyone to charm their way out?
It's cartman
@@kitkatkruncher22 Cartman isn't going to get away with everything he's done he'll regret it sooner or later 😆
Because Cartman is a sore looser that's why if he can't win nobody deserves to win.
Still though he's got for an evil sociopath he's got a sweet singing voice.
@@kitkatkruncher22 the only right answer
Lol it's because he can charm his way out of any situation that he's so unwilling to let anyone else use the same games against him
Extra vinegary
That had me laughing hard.
I know right..holy shit 😂😂😂
Came for this comment
0:38 you didn’t think there was an off chance that he was telling the truth considering he wanted you to sign a document proving you said u would have to do that if you were wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly. Why would cartman willingly sign something guaranteed to make him lose a 10 dollar bet if it was just for a prank to waste time
He could have a hired a guy to do it.
With all the crazy and weird shit that exist in this show. How could Kyle not believe in Leprechauns?
Because sometimes Cartman is full of shit despite him proving Kyle wrong multiple times like the brown noise, crapping out your mouth and stopping an army of old people by getting rid of Country Kitchen Buffet.
@dnmstarsi Kyle has seen angels, demons, monsters, mutants, zombies, gnomes, elves, talking cars, talking trees, talking turds, dragons, ghosts, aliens, Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and the devil.
But a leprechaun? Thats where he draws the line?
@@MatthewSmith-to1hz Yeah but Cartman was wrong about getting a Platinum album doing Christian Rock so not everything he said was true and that's enough to totally justify being in serious denial...
Kyle deserved to suck his balls is all I'm trying to say given everything we said.
This is one of the rare moments where cartman is technically in the right and Kyle is the one in the wrong!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Truth 🤣👏🏻
But it wasn't real, it was from Imaginationland therefore imaginary. thus Kyle was right.
@@DgardsGaming well if it was imagined it technically is real, everything that's ever been imagined is technically real because you made it real.
@@ButtersStoch626bull
@@DgardsGamingwrong 😂😂😂 moron
Fortunately (or not) for Kyle, that bet was paid by his imaginary self😂😂😂
Huh?
Cartman is seriously in denial about being gay for Kyle.
I like how he had to specify that it's not that Kyle
How badly does Cartmen want this?
pretty badly, and so do I, I honestly just really want to see Kyle suffer
Moral of the story: don't make promises you know you can't keep
We had a deal Kyle !
"Want to see more?" That's such a dodgy end to the video😂😂😂
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He signed a contract 🤷🏻♀️
I wouldn’t sign nothing lol
A contract with means nothing since he not 18
@@BulkLion10 maybe he had permission from his parents 😂
@@freddy_is_thetruth no they both freak out when they hear about it implying that they didn’t
@@freddy_is_thetruth you're a smarter man than he is
"Chock full of nuts" 😂😂😂
1:12 he’s having way to much fun
Kyle has no one to blame but himself because he was the one that signed the agreement!
Cartman has been stalking Kyle in a lot of episodes
I don’t even feel bad for Kyle. He knows Cartman would twist the laws of physics into a pretzel if it meant getting one over at him. It would be a good lesson for him.
Can't feel bad for Kyle he signed the contract himself. No one forced them to too bad that he didn't actually have to go through with it
Cartman is the kind of guy who feels entitled to the prize before even winning. And if he wins,
he'll get what's his, even if it kills him.
Normally, I tend to understand Kyle's actions when it comes to Cartman but he really needs to stop doubt or dismissing everything Cartman says as BS given how he was right about other nonsense in the past like the brown noise and Meecrob being a curse word.
“SECTOR 2?!” 😂
I mean if Kyle wanted to get out of this just use the Butters argument. How forcing Kyle to do it just proves he loves Kyle in a sexual way.
What’s the butters argument?
@@scillavanilla5356The episode where he went down on Butters and took a picture, thinking it would make Butters look gay until Kyle, Stan, and Kenny told him it was other way around.
Cartman wobbling to get up is hilarious.
"extra-vinegary" 😂
Cartman has needs.
Why didn't he say "I am under the age of consent... the contract is thus null and void"
probably wants to bite cartmans balls of
Because leprechauns and Imagination Land exists
@@ngmmngw9027 it would still make for an interesting plot twist though
@@TheAtlarchy no
Because in this world the contract was upheld by the court. Kyle should have said that to the judge but now Cartman has a court order...
Boy this episode is really nuts. The only thing that can save the situation is if the nuts are really salty.
The nuts are extra vinegary.
„My balls are extra vinegary.“
😂
How delicious for poor Kyle. 🤣
Cartman would sacrifice the world just to get what he wants
Lmfao simply hilarious 😂
Never make a bet you would actually allow.
Never bet your house, girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, son, your dignity. People who make stupid bets or bets in general are dumb.
Care for some nuts💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Oh that's right, I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes.
Kyle signed a contract, in this episode Cartman was the good guy
Dude you did make a deal..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cartman really is a true homosexual
Bondage, James Bondage
I mean, it’s Confirmed in “Cartman Sucks”
Not really
@@TheRealLegoDocOck We know that's not true because of Wendy and his wife in the former timeline.
He isn't. Though you can't really say he's 100% straight lol. I think in this instance. The idea of personally emasculating Kyle is a turn on for him.
This was before cartman discovered the Tora
* E X T R A V I N G E R A G E A R Y* 1:53
The General has 4 stars on his shoulders but the Staff Sergeant patch on his arms
First this, then Apple. Kyle really has issues with agreements
If I were Kyle I would get a vacuum to do it.
LMAO
0:35 Even the general is disappointed
"extra vinegary"
😂😂😂 Omg
"My balls are extra vinegary" 😂
"My balls are extra vinegary" sounds like you have experience with that I see.🤣🤣🤣
salty balls - chef
Imagine the stench
Under 18 without parents I don't think the contract would be binding.
Never put your name on anything if you aren't willing to follow through.
Invalid contract for lack of consideration
0:32 did yall noticed, that Stan & Kyle are missing gloves all of a sudden? I cant unsee it now…
He shouldnt have signed an agreement 😂
God I miss Stargate :(
Cartman was gay for Kyle all along.
1:50 the crown was a bit small when he took it out and suddenly became big enough to fit his head, anybody noticed?
The homoerotic element of childhhood aggression is one thing I give South Park credit for exposing.
Some kids constantly attack others because they have feelings for them they don't understand.
THE TITLE LOLLLLLL
It's 100% typical that Kyle tried to Jew his way out of the contract.
Thanks. This was pretty funny
😂😂😂😂 never gets old
this video makes so much sense now. if cartman can break into a secret and high-level govenmental agency, then I guess a 20 year old could easily make it to the roof top without the notice of SS, FBI and the police
A contract is a contract!
Poor Kid
He did make the bet, a person is as good as their words
Contract tho.
iknow cartman balls was so dry. Only If kyle would had held up his end of the deal poor cartman
1:11 LMFAO 😂
Well he did agree to it
he signed a contract
Stan is the worst best friend ever.
worse thing Cartman has every done to Kyle 😂
He gave Kyle AIDS.
The title killed it for me
As long a they're extra vinegary I dont know what Kyle's moaning about. They taste way better than dry dusty balls.
well well well you could not live with your own failure. Where did lead you? back to me.
@1:50 great harvy weinstein impression.
Extra vinegary balls.
This is also the episode where they almost kill strawberry shortcake
The real question is:
Why wouldn't Kyle try to get way more money out of Cartman?
Make it 500/1000 dollars, and I'd take that bet.
Because Kyle believed that this whole thing was stupid and he's not that smart when it comes to money Dude made $40 deals when he could've done $12 and he gave $20 to the homeless when the most should've been $5.
I can say from everyone here no one wants more but if you want cartmans balls then you can alone take it
We a deal Kyle you signed an agreement Kyle
Kyle is eager
Aw man I wanted to see what happened next. What episode is this
It's from the imagination land 3 episode special from like back in 2007 or 8. So this is about 15 years old.
@@alexf9381 oh ok. Thanks
That better not be for the wrong reasons? 😂
@@mstr293 wym
Satan , Jesus , zombies ... THOSE ALL EXIST AND YET KYLE CANT BELEIVE IN LEPRECHAUNS ?
Can the U.S. military really enforce the verdict of a civil court?
Yes yes they can
@@scar2377 Can you explain?
@@seanwebb605 let me put it like this the United states laws have ranking for control over the state the U.S military being a type of police force just higher than the actual police
@@scar2377 So you're telling me that you didn't understand the question and you're talking out of your ass?
……they’re children. Fuck no.
It's these moments where I think Eric might be gay
Raphael approves this video.
1:12 ain't no way WTH cartman 💀💀💀💀
"Hello kahl"
It’s very hard to feel bad for Kyle when he brought this on himself by making such a stupid deal with Cartman.
What’s up with the title of the video?
Cartman is gay no matter how anti gay he acts
KIALLLLLLLLL LOL
A contract between to minors isn’t valid. A contract for a sex act (minor or not) is illegal. And a contract based on gambling (especially between minors) is invalid/illegal.
But Cartman it wasn't real, It was from Imaginationland therefore imaginary.
cartman is so gay for kyle 💀
0:09