Parents of 2020: “I said get your ass up stairs in bed right now or I’m getting the leather belt and the metal pieces for it.” This was a joke. I was just playing alone with the joke😊
One of my favorites is where Kyle has a birthday but invites Butters instead of Cartman and Cartman pretty much kidnaps Butters and locks him away for a couple of weeks so he can go to Kyles birthday party. Pretty funny.
Cartmans Heart attack has to be the Funniest Heart attack in Human History .. He is also one of the Funniest character's in animation History . What with him been a Racist , Sexist, Greedy, Terrible person . He has all them going against him and still I laugh out loud . EXCELLENT WRITER'S TREY PARKER and MATT STONE .
@@aaronball10 some of us big people are obese bc of our height and weight and still never had a heart attack nor any problems. I’m blessed I never had anything wrong happen to me
@@berdinderindas oh I see now. well, I'm not no damn snowflake. I just cant stand cartman. he's like the worst elements of all people combined into one. maybe that's the joke but still, it is fucking unpleasant sometimes.
@@SharpAsABricc yup , that type of shit pisses me off because there’s people out there that are actually depressed and have abusive families and they don’t get the help they need
@@loganmaunus3370 he probably would’ve won if Wendy hadn’t repeatedly bashed his head on the playground equipment, Wendy definitely took it a little too far. I’d say that the only beating that cartman took that was worse was the beating he got from PC Principal and that beating looked like it actually came close to killing him (and what makes it worse is that cartman actually didn’t want to mess with pc principal at first but was convinced to do so by Stan and Kyle among others)
@@jakealter5504 it’s South Park so in my opinion there is no “to far” and cartman beat up the midget who had black belt and if he really did and cartman smacked him that hard then in my mind there’s no way Wendy could have won he got into his own head about the fight
I love 2:41 I don’t know why but all of them laughing together and butters laugh gets me every time lol I love hearing it is makes me crack up no matter how many times I have watched it
![South Park (Funniest Moments) [Seasons 1-5]](/img/1.gif)
“Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?”
“ *whatsup whatsup, crapped on your desk, dawg. Sup with that?* “
@@dylanbutts1628 lol
One of my top 3 faves
nate diaz
@@nicolaswithac92oninsta 😂 fr tho
Most calm Mr. Garrison has ever been 😂
"NO MEANS NO BILL COSBY!"
Parents of 2020: “I said get your ass up stairs in bed right now or I’m getting the leather belt and the metal pieces for it.” This was a joke. I was just playing alone with the joke😊
What episode was that?
🤣🤣🤣
Funny thing they didn't say NO when they were getting paid to lay on their backs.
@@Lucasky No! that was parents of the 1950s-70s you can't do that anymore which is why Kids have no respect for authority anymore.
“NO STARVING MARVIN THATS MY POT PIE”
NO STARVIN MARVIN, THATS A BAD STARVIN MARVIN 😖
@golden 24 it’s *asshole.
Boah
Oh my God, isn’t it awesome to have an iPad?
"not sweeeet"
"I'M ASKING QUESTIONS STAN!"
😹
🤣🤣🤣
Its “Sten” lol
@@orangecatsarecoolasf5238 thats the way cartman says it
STAH
*"RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAH!!!"*
Does he have speech impediments?
That nanny clip was absolutely brutal.
@National Security Agency Yeah I remember that one. That and the time he gave kyle Aids are some of the most messed up things he has done.
One of my favorites is where Kyle has a birthday but invites Butters instead of Cartman and Cartman pretty much kidnaps Butters and locks him away for a couple of weeks so he can go to Kyles birthday party. Pretty funny.
@@charleshatfield8213 It wasn't even about Kyles birthday he just wanted the food from the restaurant.
@Cavalier The parents of "some guy" happen to be his as well. Scott Tenerman's father is also Eric's father [EP 201] who had an affair with Eric's mom
I love how they slip in a little Star Wars reference in that
"I'm gonna drive and I'm gonna go fast and I'm gonna steer to the left sometimes"
Cartman knows how to act stupid up in the show
Nascar is pretty stupid
@@simosavustaja9420 I love nascar
@@simosavustaja9420 its not dumb but it has gone very downhill since the addition of restrictor plates
That was my favourite episode. I know it's unpopular opinion, but the level of sarcasm is incredible in this episode. Nobody i know agrees tho..
“ YOU JUST DONT CHOP OFF SOMEBODIES FIREMAN “ 🤣😂
XD
Bruh when erics mom pulled the gun aswell i was like: bruh mexican dual
*Stand off* you racist
@@MrFable93 racist????
*American schools
@@finn4kill429 Welcome to PC culture. -_-
I always wondered where he'd get that trait from...
Cartmans Heart attack has to be the Funniest Heart attack in Human History .. He is also one of the Funniest character's in animation History . What with him been a Racist , Sexist, Greedy, Terrible person . He has all them going against him and still I laugh out loud . EXCELLENT WRITER'S TREY PARKER and MATT STONE .
Anyone remember pierce Hawthorne?
What about Roger from American Dad?
@@goldenpotato2159 A stone cold legend is young Roger .
It’s actually shocking considering how big he is and how this is the first time he ever had a heart attack
@@aaronball10 some of us big people are obese bc of our height and weight and still never had a heart attack nor any problems. I’m blessed I never had anything wrong happen to me
"There was this one time, where I didn't like a kid. So I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him."
His dad and step mom?
The part with Alexa is exactly what I would do 🤣🤣🤣
Back when Alexa was new I also had this plan 😂
Nice pfp
@@mrspicolli around 2mins g
@@rnadys I stand corrected 😅 whoops
I did nothing other with my parents Alexa during Christmas. Better than a parrott
“No means no Bill Cosby” 😂😂😂😂
and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why cartman is my FAVORITE character.
Fuck cartman
@@Shanepex lmao ❄️ much?
@@treyanderson6254 ?
@@Shanepex they called you a snowflake, which basically means "sensitive" so they called you sensitive for saying that about cartman
@@berdinderindas oh I see now. well, I'm not no damn snowflake. I just cant stand cartman. he's like the worst elements of all people combined into one. maybe that's the joke but still, it is fucking unpleasant sometimes.
“I have anxiety” lmfaoooooooo everybody now a days
14 year old white girls on Twitter who pretend to have abusive families be like:
@@SharpAsABricc yup , that type of shit pisses me off because there’s people out there that are actually depressed and have abusive families and they don’t get the help they need
Don’t forget about depression. It always comes with it
Infinitis give me anxiety
@@funny3scene I’m sorry for your condition
Many of us knew someone like Cartman when we were kids!
Whos we
@@Foxvibes942”what do you mean we, like Nintendo Wii?”
@@travisscottbatman297 tf
@@travisscottbatman297 Seeing cartman when we were kids? Aint no way!
I know adults like cartman today
“Take this copy of my book”
“Cool! Thanks”
“That’ll be 5 bucks”
the end where stan had a dream about cartman kissing Michael Jackson got me.
"Eric did you just take a crap on my desk?"
“What’s up what’s up crapped on ur desk dawg what’s up with that”
No means no bill cosby 😂
6:52
E r i c n a u g h t y
lol
My favorite scene ever
4:15 OH! That's a big boy, isn't he? 😂😂😂
stop i love that sm
Cartman's mother turning out to also have a gun was hilarious.
3:18 I like that cartman's glasses show a desert highway even when he's cycling on a snowy road and when looking directly at randy
Not us
Hahaha his heart attacks are just too funny
“NO MEANS NO BILL COSBY” 🤣🤣🤣
"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!"
no
5:42 The hair got me rolling 😭
I love how Eric is trying to go all Sith Lord on the nanny
“RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!”
Last clip was fucking hilarious
Yeh ? Yeah yeah? Yeh.... yehhhh 🤣🤣🤣
Hee hee
"That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid so I ground his parents into chill and fed it to him🌶️"
Michael Jackson: "Their hearts are full of greed and they have... doo-doo in their souls."
That's ignorant
4:30 facts😂😂😂
🤯
"eric!...naughty!"
-Liane cartman
*OH HELL NO, CARTMAN DID NOT JUST DISS FOUR SQUARE!!! THAT GAME WAS THE SHIT, I'D STILL FUCKEN PLAY IT!!!*
That’s “kewl”
When they were playing with their iPad, Kenny just sit aside them, be quiet and enjoy
Stan's nightmare got me 😂😂😂
"Shut up I have anxiety"!! I want that as a shirt.
He took a crap but it did not save him from wendy...
She’s lucky that he didn’t kill her parents and turn them into chili
@@jakealter5504 yea facts I mean Wendy won the fight but cartman could end her if he wanted to
@@loganmaunus3370 he probably would’ve won if Wendy hadn’t repeatedly bashed his head on the playground equipment, Wendy definitely took it a little too far. I’d say that the only beating that cartman took that was worse was the beating he got from PC Principal and that beating looked like it actually came close to killing him (and what makes it worse is that cartman actually didn’t want to mess with pc principal at first but was convinced to do so by Stan and Kyle among others)
@@jakealter5504 it’s South Park so in my opinion there is no “to far” and cartman beat up the midget who had black belt and if he really did and cartman smacked him that hard then in my mind there’s no way Wendy could have won he got into his own head about the fight
I love 2:41 I don’t know why but all of them laughing together and butters laugh gets me every time lol I love hearing it is makes me crack up no matter how many times I have watched it
The first second is hilarious 🤣
You don’t just chop off somebody’s fireman 😂😂
You can make an episode or 2 without Eric Cartman but South Park would never stand without him
Randy too
Cartman playing warcraft looking like the goddamb blob
So many classics that I still quote to this day.
*"RESPECT MY ATHORI-TAHHHH"*
The first clip 😭😭
4:23 looked like something right out of a Dhar Mann Video 💀
Eric Cartman is a little brat, but we love him anyway. That’s why he’ll always be so iconic.
Omg when Eric has his mom hold the bowl while he splats all over the place, lmao.....🤣🤣🤣
Gets me every time!!
That's a big boy!
Eric is my spirit animal
I fucking hope not 😂
3:56 Eric Cartman gets a seizure
Not a single “screw you guys I’m goin home”?😒
ReSPuct mU AtHoriTY !!
Cartman pulling over randy is the best
0:49 I mean Craig could’ve flipped him off but
4:17 🐖💨 sick
I like it when he says ''you guys!''
4:55 I always laugh starting here
This was a really good one g
What about the "Your mamma's so poor scene" very funny.
kyle was right though everyone has anxiety its become a stupid excuse to get out of shit
3:23 when you go Go Karting for the first time
Damn Cartman is awesome 😂
Seeing him kissing Michael Jackson is just to hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Your awesome
I think your awesome to
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
**leaning in for kisses**
AHHHh
7:13
I would probably would have been a little asshole too if my father hadn't had pulled out his belt when I needed it. 😁
That’s kinda sus 💀
Hold up now
👀
And that’s why kids today are so fucked up and have no limits, parents don’t know how to step in anymore like back then
@@user-10021 so you’d happily use a belt on your kids?
"Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, bitch!"
That’s a big boy isn’t he.
2:22 😂
"No means No Bill Cosby" 😂😂🤣🤣
Hahaha love Cartman
Same
Same
Same
Same
Emas
Why? It happens to every boy. It even happened to Me.
What
"eric did you just take a crap on my desk"
What’s up? What’s up? Crapped on your desk dawg, what’s up with that?
4:11 your welcome
Just love how Kenny was like: ⊙ ⊙
"No means no Bill Cosby" hhahahahhhahahah
NO STARVIN' MARVIN THAT'S MY POT PIE!
No starvin' marvin that bad marvin
WW3 just started cuz of cartmen
1:03 What episode is that from?
HumanCENTIpad
Hahaha i love cartman
And he kindagotalilangry
Nah bro he lil mad I wanna see him big mad
What episode is the anxiety thing ?
As a person with anxiety, I can relate
@Dylan Sharp tbh this was probably for some other video or a certain clip. I don't even remember commenting on this one lol
Hahaha love cartman
Hahaha love Cartman?
Even season 2 randy getting busted by police. Haha
3:55 Jesus Christ that conniption 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀⚰️
i fucking love randy
me too
I am a cop and you will respect ma authoritah
You will respect my authoritay
NASCAR cartman is the best
WTF, was laughing about him shitting in a bowl,now he just shat on the teachers desk 😂😂😂😂 dayummm
Cartmens mom pulling the Glock 😂😂😂😂😂
4:15 Oh jeez haha
I like the part with Cartman’s book. LOL… I mean, what the hell is Cartman’s problem?!
“You’re stale is that it?”