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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2020
  • Respect my authoritah!
    Officer Barbrady's hunt for the mysterious chicken lover sees Cartman deputised as police chief for South Park.
    all footage from Season 2 Episode 3 Chicken Lover
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  • @Teezythadon
    @Teezythadon 3 года назад +4095

    I like how Cartman's glasses reflect the mountains no matter what he's looking at.... lol.

    • @rickn346
      @rickn346 3 года назад +77

      I never noticed 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ianthescientist8827
      @ianthescientist8827 2 года назад +66

      He moves mountains

    • @mickey6275
      @mickey6275 2 года назад +17

      I just noticed that lol

    • @israelvaldivia2686
      @israelvaldivia2686 2 года назад +61

      I like how he knocked on the house door and asked Kenny's dad to step out of the car🤣please don't tell me I was the only one to catch that

    • @Mew_Master
      @Mew_Master 2 года назад +10

      I never even noticed that, but it makes this even funnier now that I see it.

  • @gc5806
    @gc5806 3 года назад +4148

    Take a moment and think about the fact that cartman was pedalling at 40 miles an hour to catch Randy...
    God I love South Park

    • @djberryhardkore
      @djberryhardkore  3 года назад +287

      haha wow never thought of that, not bad for a fat kid!

    • @Rodehaas
      @Rodehaas 3 года назад +36

      first thing that camee to my head as well 😂😂

    • @vivekstreme1994
      @vivekstreme1994 3 года назад +163

      @@djberryhardkore he is not fat, he is big boned.

    • @djberryhardkore
      @djberryhardkore  3 года назад +53

      @@vivekstreme1994 oh yeah man bad haha 'big boned'

    • @kidbuu7541
      @kidbuu7541 3 года назад +44

      Technically he was peddling faster than 40mph to catch up

  • @matthewsells1715
    @matthewsells1715 3 года назад +1790

    "Oh no nothings worse than Cartman with authoritah"
    Stan

  • @Lachausis
    @Lachausis 3 года назад +2078

    Yeah, these early episodes were gems.

    • @djberryhardkore
      @djberryhardkore  3 года назад +124

      yeah 100% they have aged so well!

    • @raisingbarssince1978
      @raisingbarssince1978 3 года назад +32

      This is actually season 2 which trey and matt hated as they were not responsible for the episodes

    • @logantwartz9005
      @logantwartz9005 3 года назад +6

      I saw them on Comedy Central.

    • @zlocish
      @zlocish 3 года назад +9

      @@raisingbarssince1978 What ? Yo uare lying dude
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park_(season_2)

    • @raisingbarssince1978
      @raisingbarssince1978 3 года назад +10

      @@zlocish nope mate they said it themselves in the dvd commentary for season 2.

  • @reasonablenetizen
    @reasonablenetizen 3 года назад +1584

    "Yeah, you're the one who always plugs up the toilet in our house" 😂
    Randy still traumatised by Stan's little friend 😂

    • @EdwardOBanner
      @EdwardOBanner 3 года назад +38

      I wish they did a scene where Cartman is clogging up the toilet and everyone pissed off.

    • @heybenjii5544
      @heybenjii5544 2 года назад +6

      @@EdwardOBanner there is such an episode where cartman "dies"

    • @Kewlsewy
      @Kewlsewy 2 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 2 года назад +13

      You can't blame Randy with the amount of junk Cartman eats. Randy either has to call a plumber or deal with it himself 🙄🤣

    • @Kewlsewy
      @Kewlsewy 2 года назад

      @@wickedwitchoftheeast88 your iq is 999%

  • @Scottwilkie18
    @Scottwilkie18 3 года назад +732

    Poor people tend to live in clusters

    • @sethgile8584
      @sethgile8584 3 года назад +30

      What? What did you said?

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 3 года назад +19

      @@sethgile8584 Nothing! Sir, is there some kind of-.

    • @jjw6961
      @jjw6961 3 года назад +14

      This line has been stuck in my head for like 20 years now...

    • @davidm1277
      @davidm1277 3 года назад +11

      Sir please step out of the car

    • @crylittlesister6377
      @crylittlesister6377 3 года назад +10

      True dat I once lived across the street from four adults sharing a one bedroom apartment

  • @MichaelWH
    @MichaelWH 3 года назад +1405

    "Poor people tend to...live in clusters" 🤣

  • @drewharry88
    @drewharry88 3 года назад +532

    Kenny laughing at his parents fighting is amazing.

    • @watchthis3151
      @watchthis3151 2 года назад +29

      Even when Cartman is beating them to a pulp

  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus 3 года назад +789

    Before Randy turned into an eternal midlife crisis.

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger 3 года назад +48

      OH MY GOD, that's Randy 1000%.

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher 7 месяцев назад +2

      Lol turned into something that’s for sure

  • @mrgunman200
    @mrgunman200 3 года назад +824

    "You gotta get them in the head they go down quicker"
    Cartman: *aaaaaahh*

  • @DatFugginGuy
    @DatFugginGuy 3 года назад +405

    *cartman knocks on Kenny's door* *Kenny's dad answers*
    -cartmam "sir could you step out of the car please"

  • @ethanallen3487
    @ethanallen3487 3 года назад +1550

    As a cop, I love the fact that he asked Kenny’s dad to “step out of the the car” while speaking to him at his house🤣🤣🤣. I love the early days of South Park.

    • @facelessbeing6209
      @facelessbeing6209 2 года назад +61

      I caught that too. All these little nuances is what makes it so great.

    • @dionst.michael5818
      @dionst.michael5818 2 года назад +30

      ...for a domestic disturbance no less. Lol

    • @davebellamy4867
      @davebellamy4867 2 года назад +6

      Nothing like the old stuff!

    • @nostalji75
      @nostalji75 Год назад +13

      You must be new at the job its clearly a disguised trailer! You think they could fool an experienced cop like cartman? poor people tend to live in trailers... Which is basicly a car.

    • @RiskyFriskyHandle
      @RiskyFriskyHandle Год назад +3

      Old South Park was mind blowingly awesome

  • @britishcodfish1472
    @britishcodfish1472 3 года назад +189

    "Sir, step out of the car, please."
    "What? Is this a bust?"
    "Sir, eesteouttakeh." x)

  • @pattonramming1988
    @pattonramming1988 3 года назад +843

    Cartman: the first thing to do in a domestic disturbance is to try and calm everyone down
    Also Cartman: hits Kenny's parents with a nightstick

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 3 года назад +72

      An unconscious person is a calm person

    • @mani-ei5kq
      @mani-ei5kq 3 года назад +9

      the kids look calm so

    • @kidnamedfinger5564
      @kidnamedfinger5564 3 года назад +14

      @@mordekaihorowitz batman be like

    • @willydrummerchs1017
      @willydrummerchs1017 3 года назад +16

      They did not respect his authori-tie

    • @MrTheBaron
      @MrTheBaron Год назад +4

      Kenny: Hey Cartman.
      Kevin: hehehe Mom hit Dad again.
      Cartman: *AUTHORITAH*

  • @davidpeters2625
    @davidpeters2625 3 года назад +464

    I need that T-shirt that says, “Respect My Authoritahhh!”

    • @addie_is_me
      @addie_is_me 3 года назад +24

      I have it set up as a ringtone for a bossy friend of mine. Lol

    • @davidpeters2625
      @davidpeters2625 3 года назад +7

      @@addie_is_me Nice! That’s a great way to do it... haha

    • @addie_is_me
      @addie_is_me 3 года назад +9

      @@davidpeters2625 happily when she heard it she thought it was funny and her feelings were not hurt.

    • @davidpeters2625
      @davidpeters2625 3 года назад +2

      @@addie_is_me ok, Gotcha...sorry I misunderstood that..

    • @addie_is_me
      @addie_is_me 3 года назад +2

      @@davidpeters2625 I did not phrase it well. Thanks for being being decent about it. Some people just attack.

  • @dannydimes3350
    @dannydimes3350 2 года назад +178

    “I clocked you at 40mph back there, you have any idea what the speed limit is here?”
    “We’ll according to sign it’s 40mph”
    “….Sir, step outtada carrrr” one of my favorite lines ever

  • @ifisawyourreplyiwillanswerback
    @ifisawyourreplyiwillanswerback 3 года назад +222

    2:27 did he say- step out of the “CAR” please???😂😂😂

    • @ernreese7331
      @ernreese7331 3 года назад +17

      I lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 2 года назад

      100th thumbs up and he's just doing his job very well.

    • @finnkdy
      @finnkdy 2 года назад +3

      Pity that was before Chigur.

    • @bruhbruh2404
      @bruhbruh2404 7 месяцев назад

      1:42😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @preciosamortis2262
    @preciosamortis2262 3 года назад +248

    I love how Cartman's glasses always reflect the mountains, even when he is looking straight up or it's night 😂

  • @zakwanberlin
    @zakwanberlin 3 года назад +126

    Y’all seen how high Cartman jumped at 3:15

  • @yeninja
    @yeninja 2 года назад +52

    "Now the first thing to do in domestic disturbance situations is to calm everybody down -RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH"

  • @jamesolive1300
    @jamesolive1300 10 месяцев назад +10

    “Let’s try to watch the language, there’s children present myere”

  • @nb2008nc
    @nb2008nc 3 года назад +289

    We need a police department like this to clean up our city.

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 2 года назад +3

      Too bad everyone is a Former CSA cop now

    • @costaliberta5969
      @costaliberta5969 2 года назад +1

      clean up your city? such as?

    • @nb2008nc
      @nb2008nc 2 года назад +2

      @@costaliberta5969 High Point

    • @joetatoes8640
      @joetatoes8640 Год назад +11

      We need cartman to take care of LA

    • @jimmysalcedo7910
      @jimmysalcedo7910 Год назад

      "Yea right, you better get back to school little boy"

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 2 года назад +112

    Gotta love how Kenny and Kevin just laugh as their parents are fighting, showing they are used to Stuart and Carol's fighting, and the brothers yukking it up more as Cartman smacks their parents around with his baton. XD

  • @terminalcreature1560
    @terminalcreature1560 3 года назад +112

    "Wait you're just a kid."
    "Sir, have a seat right over there."

  • @Bonbonbon739
    @Bonbonbon739 2 года назад +11

    “Get your ass to jail” 😂

  • @alexibarra611
    @alexibarra611 3 года назад +42

    "Maybe this would teach you to listen to AUTHORITAH!"

  • @robquin1525
    @robquin1525 Год назад +11

    "You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house."🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davebellamy4867
    @davebellamy4867 2 года назад +57

    2:23 "Poor people tend to live in clusters!"🤣😂😅
    "Step out of the car please!"
    Too good!

  • @ttjoker4
    @ttjoker4 3 года назад +151

    2:19 cartman’s mouth is an adidas logo

  • @officertenpennyaintservingyou
    @officertenpennyaintservingyou 3 года назад +22

    I love that cartman's sunglasses reflection is a desert

  • @ABlueyFan
    @ABlueyFan 2 года назад +60

    I love how cartman says “sweet” like he knows he’s a good person but just wants to hit him

  • @ericcartman7217
    @ericcartman7217 3 года назад +31

    I loved being a cop

  • @TheAryanPatriot
    @TheAryanPatriot 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Respect my Authoritay" most iconic catch phrase besides
    "Screw you guys imma going home"

  • @jordanrodriguez1766
    @jordanrodriguez1766 3 года назад +57

    Let’s try and watch the language there’s children present myah. 2:55

  • @princevegeta8882
    @princevegeta8882 Год назад +22

    Don't know why but the way Cartman pronounces "here" always makes me chuckle a little.

  • @ghostviper8906
    @ghostviper8906 3 года назад +47

    3:04 kenny and his brother are enjoying this

  • @outdoorfanatics4596
    @outdoorfanatics4596 3 года назад +107

    2:04 man this part has me in tears every time. This show was the bomb

    • @vr4runner
      @vr4runner 3 года назад +6

      Is

    • @outdoorfanatics4596
      @outdoorfanatics4596 3 года назад +6

      @@vr4runner I stopped watching after season 16, didnt find it as funny anymore. Ive got 2-10 on disc, thats all Ill ever need

    • @tobysheridan5252
      @tobysheridan5252 Год назад +1

      @@outdoorfanatics4596 so tuff

    • @Zj2030
      @Zj2030 Год назад

      @@outdoorfanatics4596 agreed

    • @sawmill035
      @sawmill035 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@outdoorfanatics4596 Different types of humor for different types of people. Matt and Trey's humor has certainly evolved as they've become older and wiser.
      I think South Park now is as funny as classic episodes, just in a different way.

  • @princesteez5627
    @princesteez5627 3 года назад +34

    His shades are reflecting a mountain view lol

  • @wilykat
    @wilykat 2 года назад +19

    "Yea...Sometimes upholding the law is messy.But you get by...One Day at a time"
    ~CARTMAN

  • @MasterBuilderDragon
    @MasterBuilderDragon 2 года назад +28

    0:42 Every time there’s a shot like this to show how small Cartman is compared to the adults I bust a gut 🤣

  • @hondajacka2
    @hondajacka2 2 года назад +6

    Sheriff Cartman needs a comeback episode.

  • @Captainrave
    @Captainrave 3 года назад +30

    ‘You can’t do that’. Cartman - ‘sweeeet’ 😂

  • @kennymccormick1313
    @kennymccormick1313 3 года назад +92

    I will never respect his athorata

    • @rosiesartsy
      @rosiesartsy 3 года назад +8

      You will always be the best.

    • @nolenwinkler585
      @nolenwinkler585 3 года назад +6

      You better

    • @poptartcat1116
      @poptartcat1116 3 года назад +7

      You must obey the Cartman!

    • @kennymccormick1313
      @kennymccormick1313 3 года назад +5

      @@poptartcat1116 no I will not

    • @juliettgray62
      @juliettgray62 3 года назад +3

      @@kennymccormick1313 same here I will never respect his stupid authoritah neither can Stan and Kyle

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 3 года назад +359

    RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TIE!

  • @TEXUTUBE
    @TEXUTUBE Год назад +6

    That tummy adjustment after getting off the tricycle. perfect!

  • @9charlie84
    @9charlie84 Год назад +5

    2:25 Cartman knocks on the door of Kenny’s house.
    Sir, could you step out of the car please?
    Lmao!

  • @blaz33_gaming
    @blaz33_gaming 3 года назад +11

    YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!
    -cartman 2021

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 3 года назад +54

    I love that first reaction to a nightstick hitting him in the shin.
    01:05

  • @mrkdavis22
    @mrkdavis22 3 года назад +15

    dude is literally in a house :sir step out of the car!

  • @84jmcc
    @84jmcc 9 месяцев назад +4

    Nothing is better than Cartman with autoritah

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 Месяц назад +4

    I love how he tells Randy to *'get your ass to jail'* like he was just gonna go himself lmao

  • @johnstjohn1987
    @johnstjohn1987 3 года назад +97

    "Look what she did to my fucking eye!"
    "I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"
    Kenny: 🤣🤣

  • @haroldhoward8475
    @haroldhoward8475 2 года назад +3

    You get by... one day at a time

  • @Adog00
    @Adog00 3 года назад +91

    I love cartman😂

    • @charleebrown7188
      @charleebrown7188 3 года назад +3

      He is actually much more fair to the public than actual cops are.

  • @toddlawrance4045
    @toddlawrance4045 Год назад +36

    Barbrady just standing around with the thumbs up while everything else is moving around is gold. Took care of the Chicken Lover in no time at all, too. Respect the authoratah!

    • @FreemanicParacusia
      @FreemanicParacusia Год назад +3

      That has to be a shoutout to “Police Squad.” They’d freeze in place through the closing credits instead of doing a still image, even if someone was pouring coffee into someone else’s mug or a chimp which was in the shot was allowed to start throwing papers everywhere.

  • @tyran5169
    @tyran5169 3 года назад +29

    It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. You should have respected my authoritah.

  • @ralpbeez8414
    @ralpbeez8414 Год назад +14

    Cartman jumping up at both of Kenny's parents faces at 40mph is probably the most athletic thing he's ever done in his life

  • @addie_is_me
    @addie_is_me 3 года назад +72

    The whole thing is awesome, but Cartman describing why and then going undercover...god I love that kid!

  • @ash18001
    @ash18001 3 года назад +33

    Got to love him as a cop

  • @davidaustin2109
    @davidaustin2109 3 года назад +28

    This was the 1st episode of South Park that I ever watched and instantly fell in love with it !!!!!

    • @StuUngar
      @StuUngar 2 года назад +4

      Same.
      I think what really got me was the, “but you get by…..one day at a time.”
      Cops was super popular at the time and they used to always have outros like that that led to commercial

  • @alimbaloch657
    @alimbaloch657 3 года назад +17

    Long live the AUTHORITAH

  • @AnuragKumar-vh5wv
    @AnuragKumar-vh5wv 3 года назад +145

    Remember when this video gets in your recommended 3 years later, this comment started it.
    Respect my authoritah

  • @tripplex162
    @tripplex162 3 года назад +9

    My childhood was built around South Park, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, Beevis and Butthead and Hey Arnold.

  • @PrincessofPower84
    @PrincessofPower84 Год назад +8

    I miss this version of Cartman/South Park.
    "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!"

  • @jan_jh739
    @jan_jh739 2 года назад +38

    It’s sad that this is one of the few interactions between the show’s two best characters. I feel like Cartman and Randy have potential as a duo, I mean imagine Randy and Cartman going on a bender or sth

  • @Jerid58
    @Jerid58 Год назад +2

    “Step outta the car please.” 😂😂😂

    • @jamesprior2496
      @jamesprior2496 Год назад +1

      Whenever a cop says this during a routine stop, you know there is going to be trouble. There is no situation that a cop can't escalate!

  • @lucas82
    @lucas82 2 года назад +8

    This should be part of the police training course. That will definitely make people respect their authoritah.

  • @DirtTrackDave
    @DirtTrackDave 2 года назад +11

    Cartman walks up to Kenny's house and asks his dad to step out of the car 😂

  • @memp6000
    @memp6000 11 месяцев назад +1

    “Yeah, Sometimes upholding the law is messy. But you get by…..one day at a time.” lol 😅

  • @georgemorathew
    @georgemorathew 3 года назад +71

    This cop is a god

  • @lisaknox7722
    @lisaknox7722 10 месяцев назад +3

    My favorite episode.

  • @oldscoolgaming6700
    @oldscoolgaming6700 3 года назад +5

    Cartman's way better at being a cop than a superhero.

  • @pachoortizavaortiz3769
    @pachoortizavaortiz3769 3 года назад +40

    When kenny started laughing at his mom hitting dad😂

    • @charleebrown7188
      @charleebrown7188 3 года назад +4

      Did you know that Kenny's brother is named "Dog Poo"?

  • @myattdyaimon3635
    @myattdyaimon3635 3 года назад +13

    Kenny laughing at his parents fighting is so lit 🤣🤣

  • @criticalanimation9479
    @criticalanimation9479 Год назад +2

    Officer Cartman is just doing his worky job.

  • @bellzebub9863
    @bellzebub9863 Год назад +1

    No matter where you're at , Cartman wants you to step out of the car 🚗🚨

  • @mrghost3088
    @mrghost3088 2 года назад +3

    The most exercise Cartman has ever gotten.

  • @romanfortner3248
    @romanfortner3248 7 месяцев назад +2

    This episode was absolute comedic gold. The sunglasses Cartman pedalling to catch a car the episode literally like an episode of cops

    • @shaneg3978
      @shaneg3978 6 месяцев назад

      Great episode but with a giant plothole. Barbrady admits his illiteracy publicly only after the first chicken is attacked. Still really funny though.

  • @lfie4264
    @lfie4264 3 года назад +13

    Respect our authorita!!

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 года назад +4

    Oh, no, nothing is worse than Cartman with authoritah.

  • @travgang
    @travgang 2 года назад +5

    2:25 sir can you step out the car please ?
    When he’s in a house 😂😂😂

  • @alibrowne6374
    @alibrowne6374 6 месяцев назад +3

    Just love Cartman’s confidence. 😂 poor people tend to live in clusters 😂

  • @piyushshedke9735
    @piyushshedke9735 2 года назад +4

    I was more invested in cop cartman more than anything in that episode

  • @RetroVGN
    @RetroVGN Год назад +1

    This is the best non official cops episode ever. Prove me wrong.

  • @agent7agent759
    @agent7agent759 3 года назад +15

    Respect my autoritah 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theennis
    @theennis Год назад +5

    I low how Cartman beats the shit out of the half of adult population in South Park, but gets his ass handed to him by Wendy

  • @Vile-MKII
    @Vile-MKII 3 года назад +4

    Cartman Cop is the best character ever. Cut dry the end. The only one I play as in South Park Rally.

  • @KingALBoy
    @KingALBoy 3 года назад +5

    If only there were more cartmans on the beat

  • @pcwc1
    @pcwc1 2 года назад +1

    Glad Barbrady didn't give Cartman a gun.

  • @imanhadaeq9025
    @imanhadaeq9025 2 года назад +3

    I love how he sighs every time after finishing a sentence

  • @daviduglem2945
    @daviduglem2945 3 года назад +7

    "you're the one that always plugs up my toilet 🚽" lol!

  • @sleepyshadow2915
    @sleepyshadow2915 Год назад +4

    cartman being able to pedal 40mph really made the later race between him and kyle beliveable

  • @woodyburns
    @woodyburns 3 года назад +5

    Smacks Kenny’s parents in the head, then is amazed when Barbrady teaches him to

  • @gradel888
    @gradel888 Год назад +8

    0:57 You’re the one who always plugs up the toilet in our house!
    0:59 HEY! I AM A COP AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
    1:06 WHACK! GET YOUR ASS TO JAIL!!!
    1:10 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
    1:14 Sweet!
    1:53 MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO LISTEN TO AUTHORITAH!!!
    2:26 he’s not in a car cartman
    2:42 Poor people tend to live in clusters.
    3:14 RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!!
    3:28 DAMMIT CAN’T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?! (while your fat ass is eating a donut)
    3:41 WHACK!
    3:43 Whoa dude! Cartman!
    3:47 But he is not listening to my authoritah!

    • @befdoglover1
      @befdoglover1 10 месяцев назад

      Thanks for the time-line! Also seeing references to CHIPS, COPS and possibly Reno 911.

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist 4 месяца назад +3

    2:25 He asked him to step out of the car lmao 😂

  • @Scottwilkie18
    @Scottwilkie18 3 года назад +12

    Kenny laughing

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 2 года назад +4

    Damn. I just realized I haven't seen officer Barbrady in years.

  • @timmusic7348
    @timmusic7348 Год назад +1

    The music each time he was riding the big wheel was great.

  • @wootle
    @wootle Год назад +53

    What a legendary episode this is, always has me laughing my ass off!

  • @Hatychify
    @Hatychify 2 года назад +2

    The narration with the Cartman logo via Cops fading out is gold.