Wendell May Not Really Be Addicted to Sex - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @broken8547
    @broken8547 4 года назад +24546

    this is the adult equivalent of “you wouldn’t know her she goes to another school”

  • @ebeeebee1
    @ebeeebee1 4 года назад +5644

    Wish that guy didn’t interrupt him, I really wanted hear what he did to the 3rd and 4th slice

  • @cyclonus01
    @cyclonus01 4 года назад +21400

    It's not his fault. He's still grieving and dealing with Claire's death. She died tragically in a drive-by shooting.

  • @dylanmcmanus702
    @dylanmcmanus702 2 года назад +4097

    “What about the girl?”
    “What girl? Oh the girl yeah, she was there too” 😂😂

    • @slowgoprecious8993
      @slowgoprecious8993 2 года назад +30

      There was no girl 😂

    • @biggussdickuss6123
      @biggussdickuss6123 Год назад +11

      The stabben cabben

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn Год назад +51

      @@slowgoprecious8993 omg your right i watched it again. You must be a scientist for harvard

    • @TheJoker-bz3ms
      @TheJoker-bz3ms Год назад +5

      @@AY-qy4jn you mean a professor?

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn Год назад +17

      @@TheJoker-bz3ms nope i said scientist because it indicates a genius while i also said harvard which also indicates a genius so my joke was talking of a double genius to sarcastically point out the double stupid nature of the original comment. Catchin my drift?

  • @johnrudowski4974
    @johnrudowski4974 4 года назад +5265

    "what about the girl?"
    "What girl?....oh... Yeah, she was there too"

  • @kermitthefrog427
    @kermitthefrog427 4 года назад +5795

    “Upstairs, downstairs, all around the town stairs”

    • @Kagekid01
      @Kagekid01 4 года назад +69

      Kermit the Frog as you do

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 4 года назад +11

      Big fan, Mr. Kermit. And yeah I'm saving that phrase for later🤣

    • @tehArgento
      @tehArgento 4 года назад +40

      Sexually, ofcourse.

    • @boodro2122
      @boodro2122 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mikailthomas1466
      @mikailthomas1466 4 года назад +9

      As ya do.

  • @michaelxu193
    @michaelxu193 4 года назад +32823

    Isn’t this the guy that ordered a pizza alone on his couch for his “party”?

    • @unknowjlm
      @unknowjlm 4 года назад +2314

      Yeah that's Claire 's friend with benefits.

    • @markperalta7722
      @markperalta7722 4 года назад +2244

      Yeah hes the one that hit claire SEXUALLY

    • @MrBabyStokes
      @MrBabyStokes 4 года назад +1118

      What do you mean “alone” his boy Hugo was there lol

    • @daescape6835
      @daescape6835 4 года назад +332

      Wait let me gouged the room ....😂😂😂

    • @Dev-In-Denver123
      @Dev-In-Denver123 4 года назад +168

      Yea they use a lot of recurring characters in different skits.

  • @M1989C0
    @M1989C0 3 года назад +4072

    I understand Jordan's reasons for deciding not to act anymore, taking on more directing roles but my god what a shame. How do people not talk about his range and versatility more?! He is an absolute genius.

    • @pawelzabicki7785
      @pawelzabicki7785 3 года назад +187

      They should have returned as the comedy is dead right now, and their comedic abilities are just brilliant.

    • @stephaniecarrow4898
      @stephaniecarrow4898 2 года назад +89

      Agreed. Just his vocal range and variability alone is amazing.

    • @stephaniecarrow4898
      @stephaniecarrow4898 2 года назад +5

      @Cian versatile, adj. 1. a) competent in many things; able to turn easily from one subject or occupation to another; many-sided b) adaptable to many uses or functions

    • @ashtonandkylievideos2929
      @ashtonandkylievideos2929 2 года назад +11

      @Cian Wendell is not the hollywood sequel doctor

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 года назад +99

      He doesn’t have time with all the sex and cheese pizzas he’s having.

  • @nikushakupreishvili3229
    @nikushakupreishvili3229 4 года назад +10724

    “Body 10/10
    Face 10/10
    That’s my weakness.”

    • @69mickswagg
      @69mickswagg 4 года назад +363

      That makes more sense comedy wise. That's actually hilarious. I thought he said body tan, face tan. Not as funny.

    • @jevinnnhaha1541
      @jevinnnhaha1541 4 года назад +9

      Oh ya i jus seen subtitles lol

    • @b0ssboi762
      @b0ssboi762 4 года назад +83

      @@theonethingwealladore he didn't

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 4 года назад +132

      He said ten

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +10

      That's sooo freaky.

  • @joshua1383
    @joshua1383 4 года назад +8128

    Lmao “kerslunk” is the sound of a real healthy heart.

    • @aftabbukhari
      @aftabbukhari 4 года назад +188

      "draxx them sklounst!"

    • @potatowithinternet8783
      @potatowithinternet8783 4 года назад +37

      Aftab Bukhari “that’s the combat seat”

    • @austinniemi3998
      @austinniemi3998 4 года назад +29

      @Bruce Jenner Is Not A Woman huh

    • @shucaybmaxamud2842
      @shucaybmaxamud2842 4 года назад +13

      @Bruce Jenner Is Not A Woman you just delusional. It is not his fault if some one has a heart disease, it is something normal may God bless everyone suffering with a quick recovery but yeah no one, even patients, feels offended about ok remarks like this person's except some ridiculous stupid people

    • @huomagachi8519
      @huomagachi8519 4 года назад +18

      cool but shut the fuck up

  • @teddyr9125
    @teddyr9125 4 года назад +10519

    However he IS addicted to extra large pepperoni pizzas with pineapple and cheesy crust

    • @mr.eeggbert1340
      @mr.eeggbert1340 4 года назад +296

      And cheesey bread on the side

    • @DfRaid
      @DfRaid 4 года назад +153

      Or chinese food if the pizza place happens to have another crush on his 4/10 friend.

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 4 года назад +21

      Damn sounds like a good time

    • @dancingdeath3113
      @dancingdeath3113 4 года назад +11

      Ew pinapple

    • @pamshairexpo3892
      @pamshairexpo3892 4 года назад +3

      Lol 🤣😂

  • @ericp166
    @ericp166 Год назад +54

    “Body ten, face ten. That’s. My weakness.”

  • @connorbaz5980
    @connorbaz5980 4 года назад +11411

    "Lets see what the Blondes have to say first."
    I died laughing. 😂😂

    • @kirisutegomen12
      @kirisutegomen12 4 года назад +58

      😂😂

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +99

      But he said ANYone! Liar!

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 года назад +43

      @@KingoftheJuice18 He's JUST waiting on the "blondes" 1st • Wendell is no liar - He's a sexually addicted Foody, simply Oozing Sexual Magnetism 😅 Women - even Gay women -WANT- Nay, *NEED* him!!🤣

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 года назад +28

      @@AmberAmber this woman totally gets it.
      he has such a strong -gravitational- sexual pull on -pizza- women

    • @lh2988
      @lh2988 4 года назад +2

      😂

  • @WendzDarKnight08
    @WendzDarKnight08 4 года назад +4405

    “All the bells and whistles, you name it I dunst it.” - Wendell

    • @DroneShotzFPV
      @DroneShotzFPV 4 года назад +32

      Draxx Dem Sklounst

    • @illidelphian1508
      @illidelphian1508 4 года назад +4

      Deluxe model ed bassmaster. "Bells n whistles" lol

    • @MrJizzinmypantz
      @MrJizzinmypantz 4 года назад +8

      @@DroneShotzFPV I say that all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about

    • @DroneShotzFPV
      @DroneShotzFPV 4 года назад +4

      @@MrJizzinmypantz only boring people wouldn't understand

    • @makade.miigwan
      @makade.miigwan 4 года назад +1

      🤣

  • @mbokish
    @mbokish 4 года назад +2632

    "You name it, I've donst it." - Wendell

    • @alfajorcin
      @alfajorcin 4 года назад +12

      Donst!

    • @akuskus
      @akuskus 4 года назад +38

      I have draxxed them sklounst.

    • @Darealkush8
      @Darealkush8 4 года назад

      😂
      .
      ruclips.net/video/FdVoLNx_HWU/видео.html

    • @zuluprincesss
      @zuluprincesss 4 года назад +3

      Best lickity split quote🔥

  • @Rmsssssssssss
    @Rmsssssssssss 2 года назад +758

    I want a whole season with Wendell being the main character.

    • @juliadplume3097
      @juliadplume3097 Год назад +6

      Funny if they made a movie with all their characters in it.

    • @telphex4471
      @telphex4471 Год назад +5

      Reddit, the tv show

    • @VeesamYo
      @VeesamYo Год назад

      Me too..my favorite. So hilarious

    • @jamie8032
      @jamie8032 Год назад +1

      All the fixings, you name it.

    • @cult_horror_junkie8144
      @cult_horror_junkie8144 Год назад

      Shit I just want another season of the show

  • @tigorelloensil3676
    @tigorelloensil3676 4 года назад +2951

    “What about the girl?”
    “What girl? Oh yea”

  • @Namster05
    @Namster05 4 года назад +4179

    "First slice, crust first"
    Yeah, he got a problem

    • @JJ-iu5hl
      @JJ-iu5hl 4 года назад +86

      Not if it's cheesy crust. You can eat that either way first

    • @AnArtInEveryLabor
      @AnArtInEveryLabor 4 года назад +90

      Old school stuffed-crust fans might remember it initially launched alongside a promotion for Crash Bandicoot. In addition to getting some genuinely fantastic demo disks with your order of pizza, you also got little lines from Crash about your food stamped on the box. One of those said he always eats his stuffed-crust pizzas crust-first and, if you were a kid in the 90s, best believe you'd eat your pizza however Crash Bandicoot tells you. Good times.

    • @SandyRed881
      @SandyRed881 4 года назад +7

      Yeah crust first? Good grief!😂😂😂

    • @Mark-im8hl
      @Mark-im8hl 4 года назад +8

      First slice, crust first, everybody knows the rules

    • @tksaint8429
      @tksaint8429 4 года назад +20

      I don’t why it’s so weird?? Like I always eat my pizza crust first don’t matter what kind of crust cause the crust to me is the bland part and I eat that first to eat the good stuff last.

  • @2007HondaFitSport
    @2007HondaFitSport 4 года назад +9221

    "I'm so happy you came" is probably a terrible thing to say as a sex addiction counselor

  • @chrisboyer4194
    @chrisboyer4194 Год назад +360

    "Ok let's see what the blonde has to say first" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @shaunacole1
      @shaunacole1 4 месяца назад +2

      Llooooooooooooooooooool

    • @paziwork
      @paziwork 2 месяца назад

      With those hips of the brunette lady... yep he's got a problem.

  • @julian7719
    @julian7719 4 года назад +2777

    “Don’t forget to hit that subscribe button....sexually.”

  • @Travisej2
    @Travisej2 4 года назад +4125

    Give him a break guys. Wife died in drive-by and his son jumped out the window (suicide). He’s distraught

  • @mediocreman2
    @mediocreman2 4 года назад +2390

    "K, let's see what the blondes have to say first."

    • @TunTheOfficial
      @TunTheOfficial 4 года назад +18

      🤣🤣 me too

    • @alejandroalartiz9451
      @alejandroalartiz9451 4 года назад +3

      For sure. Lol

    • @adharshc4871
      @adharshc4871 4 года назад +5

      Whats the joke guys. I didnt get it.

    • @alejandroalartiz9451
      @alejandroalartiz9451 4 года назад +13

      @@adharshc4871 You blondie!

    • @willzyx23
      @willzyx23 4 года назад +108

      @@adharshc4871 HE's not a sex addict, in fact probably rarely has sex if ever. He went there because one of the sex addicted women there becomes weak and hooks up with him. He is so confident in his plans that when the brunette next tim initiates physical contact, he brushes her off, because apparently he is more into blondes and Hope's that one of the blond women will approach him

  • @6dogs729
    @6dogs729 Год назад +325

    I love how Wendell always says sexually or sexual 🤣

  • @bySterling
    @bySterling 4 года назад +1239

    ‘“The stabbin’ cabin” 😂 the most versatile comedy duo ever!!

    • @kweli05
      @kweli05 4 года назад +7

      TheWebStylist Yes! And they are so underrated

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 4 года назад +1

      @@kweli05 nah, they aren't underrated. They're hilarious and everyone knows it.

    • @kweli05
      @kweli05 4 года назад

      @@doc8013 I've seen a lot of people say they are wack. Based on that, they are at the very least underrated and mostly disrespected.

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 4 года назад +2

      @@kweli05 lol well, welcome to internet buddy. Nothing and nobody faces the trials of being online without a group of haters. With key and peele, their group of haters is just incredibly small compared to others. And if it's your friends who feel this way, I'd recommend finding some new ones lol.

    • @kweli05
      @kweli05 4 года назад +1

      @@doc8013 No, it's not a small number of people and is not specific to the internet. Yes, they are underrated (which is a compliment from me), whether you agree or not. And unlike you, all of my friends don't need to share my opinions.

  • @thebritishgamer836
    @thebritishgamer836 4 года назад +2715

    "Heart started pounding harder than usual, kerslunk, kerslunk" lmao who is so unhealthy it goes kerslunk 😂😂😂

    • @JackyMan22
      @JackyMan22 4 года назад +13

      I believe this video is sequel to the pizzaguy episode where clair got killed by an "assassin".

    • @Jay41
      @Jay41 4 года назад +18

      LMFAO!!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

    • @sandraracicot934
      @sandraracicot934 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chandlerhyers2553
      @chandlerhyers2553 4 года назад +24

      The “kersluk” was how he was downing the cheese sticks.

    • @toniroberts8117
      @toniroberts8117 3 года назад +40

      That’s what happens when you get nasty with the cheesy bread…..

  • @sammycross9119
    @sammycross9119 4 года назад +970

    When you come to the wrong therapy session but don't wanna feel left out:

    • @rhysherbst1946
      @rhysherbst1946 4 года назад +2

      Sammy Cross 69 likes

    • @allthingscroatia
      @allthingscroatia 4 года назад +8

      That’s not the joke

    • @manhhatran5764
      @manhhatran5764 4 года назад +17

      When you missed the joke but don’t wanna feel left out:

    • @Count_Ocana
      @Count_Ocana 4 года назад +3

      @@manhhatran5764 when you're dumb and dont realise he was making his own joke:

    • @senorpooI
      @senorpooI 4 года назад +1

      @@Count_Ocana these kinds of comment threads are the epitome of youtube

  • @benblackburn2693
    @benblackburn2693 2 года назад +91

    Wendell is probably the best written character in the whole Key & Peele cast of characters

  • @johnyoucantseena7484
    @johnyoucantseena7484 4 года назад +462

    I imagine this guy is like every Redditor talking about sex.

    • @turnerIott
      @turnerIott 4 года назад +6

      copied but that doesn't make it any less true lmao

  • @matrixman8582
    @matrixman8582 4 года назад +3780

    "And when would you say you hit rock bottom, Wendell?"
    Wendell: When it got slippery outside my shower

    • @boibio3563
      @boibio3563 4 года назад +27

      *OH*

    • @digiornopizza1918
      @digiornopizza1918 4 года назад +8

      I don’t get it

    • @CosmicFist
      @CosmicFist 4 года назад +196

      @@digiornopizza1918 There's nothing to get he just slipped outside his shower lol. That's when he literally "hit rock bottom"

    • @CC-ed9lf
      @CC-ed9lf 4 года назад +46

      No he feels bad about being fat but doesnt want to admit it that's why hes at a sex addict meeting so he can share but not admit.

    • @jrock8233
      @jrock8233 4 года назад +1

      👊🤣🤣

  • @-PR0METHEUS-
    @-PR0METHEUS- 4 года назад +2242

    “Let’s see what the blondes got to say first”.

    • @alfajorcin
      @alfajorcin 4 года назад +55

      Omg best lineee

    • @diol9313
      @diol9313 4 года назад +16

      😭😭😫😂😂

    • @phantomfrivolity2169
      @phantomfrivolity2169 4 года назад +46

      And that's why he's still a virgin.

    • @salonigupta5190
      @salonigupta5190 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 4 года назад +21

      @@phantomfrivolity2169 lol um yeah, I don't think that's why he's still a virgin

  • @msthang5366
    @msthang5366 2 года назад +174

    “The stabbing cabin”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gxreflect6098
    @gxreflect6098 4 года назад +1644

    “Let’s see what the blondes have to say first” yes Wendell we shall see

    • @jamesdarnel
      @jamesdarnel 4 года назад +7

      My sides

    • @jasonrafaelgirardi6136
      @jasonrafaelgirardi6136 4 года назад +8

      Nothing. They have nothing to say, except, "I think you may be at the wrong addict meeting?"🤔💭

    • @revparravager3184
      @revparravager3184 4 года назад +2

      @@jasonrafaelgirardi6136 thats just it though, he aint. He is just soooo pathetic that he actually thinks that at least a sex addict might screw him. So they would have something to say....
      "Hell to the No!" :)

    • @jasonrafaelgirardi6136
      @jasonrafaelgirardi6136 4 года назад +1

      @@revparravager3184 Lmbo! 😂😂😂😂 True Story. 🤦🏼‍♂️SMH

    • @revparravager3184
      @revparravager3184 4 года назад +1

      @@jasonrafaelgirardi6136 well its true...I am no "fat-ophobe" and I am sure that for some people its a real turn on but its just the state of things now that in modern american life we no longer aspire to, shall we say, the more "Rubinesque" in terms of attractiveness. That kinda went out the door in the Renaissance when it was seen as an attractive quality....in a world where it indicated wealth and such, ya know, since the peasantry was basically starving to death.

  • @Ebizzill
    @Ebizzill 4 года назад +3837

    Wendell is actually brilliant. He aint getting none, so he'll find the place where the people can't control themselves.

    • @pmarreck
      @pmarreck 4 года назад +6

      Ebizzill When you’re hungry, you find the barrel with the fish in it 😂

    • @incognitoblack8661
      @incognitoblack8661 4 года назад +409

      And then proceeded to be picky “ let’s see what blondes have to say first”

    • @Ebizzill
      @Ebizzill 4 года назад +55

      @@incognitoblack8661 i mean... a person still has his/her preference.

    • @the_creed7969
      @the_creed7969 4 года назад +156

      Ebizzill Beggars can’t be choosers amigo.

    • @jordyjohn2275
      @jordyjohn2275 2 года назад +46

      Nah these people can smell a faker miles off

  • @AlexWyattDrums
    @AlexWyattDrums 3 года назад +1415

    “Upstairs, downstairs, all around the townstairs.” 😂

    • @palimdragonmaster3k
      @palimdragonmaster3k 3 года назад +15

      Or! All around the town, stares 👀

    • @NitroRonin23
      @NitroRonin23 3 года назад +22

      As you do

    • @saurav_advait
      @saurav_advait 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonathancue1584
      @jonathancue1584 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 I hollered

    • @Paolo8772
      @Paolo8772 7 месяцев назад +1

      One foot, tow foot whatcha gonna do foot. Don't know who wrote the lyrics but Joe Raposo wrote the music and sung it, on "feet" which premiered premiering February 1972 on Sesame Street.

  • @speedietruck4861
    @speedietruck4861 10 месяцев назад +12

    2:48 I like how the girl on the left is trying not to smile the whole time 😂

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 4 года назад +1686

    "And when did it hit rock bottom?"
    "When it got slippery out side my shower. On the floor outside my shower.. OH-"

    • @naturallyme1327
      @naturallyme1327 4 года назад +3

      Cogniferous 😂😂

    • @TheMisteracdc
      @TheMisteracdc 4 года назад +16

      I didnt get it...

    • @tienzomby93
      @tienzomby93 4 года назад +2

      I don’t get it

    • @DizzyOg423
      @DizzyOg423 4 года назад +1

      Not a joke, it’s just funny

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 4 года назад +49

      @@TheMisteracdc basically, he fell outside his shower

  • @areacharlottejukebox
    @areacharlottejukebox 4 года назад +534

    "You name it.... I've dunst it"
    ~Wendell

    • @marielapena1318
      @marielapena1318 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @galedribble8059
      @galedribble8059 2 года назад

      No Kirsten

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 2 года назад

      @@galedribble8059 He was talking about Bells, but those would be Kristens.

    • @galedribble8059
      @galedribble8059 2 года назад

      @@DrZaius3141 oh yeah why am I thinking it was about Bales who are Christians

  • @therook5899
    @therook5899 Год назад +56

    The camera work for these skits are seriously underappreciated!

  • @adonisbrown6447
    @adonisbrown6447 4 года назад +2292

    “The stabbin cabbin “ 😂😂😂

    • @brownstuff1899
      @brownstuff1899 4 года назад +7

      Junior Demus had a track called Cabin Stabbing 😀😀😀

    • @Oz-wb1lg
      @Oz-wb1lg 4 года назад +13

      Read this as he said it, I’m laughing so much rn

    • @ergoproxy7592
      @ergoproxy7592 4 года назад +3

      Lmao same here

    • @isaacjaros23
      @isaacjaros23 4 года назад +4

      I read this as he was saying it

    • @kirisutegomen12
      @kirisutegomen12 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoo

  • @Jon-zy8zd
    @Jon-zy8zd 4 года назад +871

    “Let’s see what the blondes have to say first” Lmaooo, when you’re a 30 yr old virgin and still have preference

    • @imnotgayyy8489
      @imnotgayyy8489 4 года назад +18

      That's me! Although I'm 34...

    • @TunTheOfficial
      @TunTheOfficial 4 года назад +10

      Pp the size of a little persons pinky

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 4 года назад +13

      choosing beggars

    • @edwardhim2276
      @edwardhim2276 4 года назад +18

      Incels...

    • @imnotgayyy8489
      @imnotgayyy8489 4 года назад +1

      @@edwardhim2276 yup I am because white women racist against Indian penis

  • @vjbragae
    @vjbragae 4 года назад +775

    "Lets see what the blonde has to say first" 😂😂😂 4:24

    • @Gasta1983
      @Gasta1983 4 года назад +3

      Dead

    • @kelvin3855
      @kelvin3855 4 года назад +1

      Víctor J. Braga 😂😂😂

    • @ralph7077
      @ralph7077 4 года назад +1

      I don’t get it.

    • @Mary_O
      @Mary_O 4 года назад +8

      @@ralph7077 - He first says anyone could take advantage of him... A-NY-ONE! Then a brunette touches his arm like she's interested. Suddenly, it's really not A-NY-ONE.

    • @ralph7077
      @ralph7077 4 года назад

      Mary O thank you! 😄

  • @Izzy-wv2og
    @Izzy-wv2og 2 года назад +19

    "Manitalia" my new favorite word

  • @Jayzone702
    @Jayzone702 4 года назад +645

    To this day the term “manitalia” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 4 года назад +7

      Yep, it's going into my vocabulary

    • @futureshaman83
      @futureshaman83 4 года назад +9

      Genitalia
      Manitalia

    • @Spocklee
      @Spocklee 4 года назад +5

      I now proudly use the term😂

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 4 года назад +2

      Adolf Hitler i was gonna be like “yo wtf” but then i read your name and it was actually funny

    • @yep-sb4uf
      @yep-sb4uf 4 года назад

      So wrong...

  • @arthurb8436
    @arthurb8436 4 года назад +827

    He’s just trying to settle down with Claire the elf, and his 3 pepperoni pies

    • @n0obz27
      @n0obz27 4 года назад +12

      And cheesy crust.

    • @AxolPiezz
      @AxolPiezz 4 года назад +9

      With cheese bread on the side

    • @snoopywriter3643
      @snoopywriter3643 4 года назад

      Don’t forget the pineapple

    • @RADIOACTIVEYOUTH
      @RADIOACTIVEYOUTH 4 года назад

      What’s the name of that skit?

    • @nadir1378
      @nadir1378 4 года назад +1

      @@RADIOACTIVEYOUTH Pizza Order

  • @jackdud8793
    @jackdud8793 4 года назад +9490

    Its so inspiring that he actually gained all that weight just for this scene

    • @luciafromwiisports37
      @luciafromwiisports37 4 года назад +79

      What?!

    • @latishajackson6915
      @latishajackson6915 4 года назад +440

      @@luciafromwiisports37 he never heard of a fat suit lmaooooo Martin Lawrence gained all that weight in BIG MAMA too lmaoooo

    • @uk4490
      @uk4490 4 года назад +181

      @@latishajackson6915 STFU

    • @antaciathomas725
      @antaciathomas725 4 года назад +104

      Did you really just... nevermind...

    • @FlameKB
      @FlameKB 4 года назад +722

      Can’t believe people didn’t know that’s a joke lmao

  • @TheSchwartzable
    @TheSchwartzable 2 года назад +67

    "Devoured the first slice lickety-split, crust first. Second slice didn't stand a chance..." 😆

  • @onlee643
    @onlee643 4 года назад +538

    I don't know how those two girls kept a straight face the entire time lol.

    • @troyhoffman9411
      @troyhoffman9411 4 года назад +20

      Rehearsals. No matter how funny it is, once you've heard the jokes several times, it's easy not to laugh.

    • @onlee643
      @onlee643 4 года назад +13

      @@troyhoffman9411 I don't know man, I've seen a few skits where the background is visibly holding the laugh. Check out old episodes of Martin, same thing.

    • @troyhoffman9411
      @troyhoffman9411 4 года назад +11

      @@onlee643 Some shows rehearse a lot and do retakes. Others do minimal rehearsals and film with one take to go for that "live" feeling.
      This show is in the former group. In fact, I bet you'd find it easy not to laugh if you watch it 10 or 15 times in a row.

    • @elyonkunda6772
      @elyonkunda6772 4 года назад +4

      I don’t know why people never understood that.

    • @SamuraiNubb
      @SamuraiNubb 4 года назад +1

      Elyon Kunda Probably because they just recently came out of their mother’s womb

  • @flusterative795
    @flusterative795 4 года назад +895

    "Okay, let's see what the blonde has to say first."

  • @tarfap.kpamber9732
    @tarfap.kpamber9732 4 года назад +311

    Who else smiles uncontrollably as soon as Keegan comes into view?

    • @MesIys
      @MesIys 4 года назад

      what are you talking about keegan works for SNL?

    • @diol9313
      @diol9313 4 года назад +1

      Sander Rebergen funny 😂😂

    • @KhalilAttiba
      @KhalilAttiba 4 года назад +1

      You know its gonna be crazy funny....but still!! Dammitt !!

    • @steshar2975
      @steshar2975 4 года назад +1

      I smile just reading this lol

    • @dnielgln
      @dnielgln 4 года назад +1

      relatable

  • @i_am_thebatman
    @i_am_thebatman Год назад +20

    “I hit rock bottom Sekshualllay” 😂

  • @unleqitzymeax7246
    @unleqitzymeax7246 4 года назад +7969

    Are we all gonna ignore how he managed to transform himself into a fat person without it looking fake?!

    • @MrMajani
      @MrMajani 4 года назад +391

      He's already chubby in the face, so they didn't have to go overboard with the makeup

    • @Tryo707
      @Tryo707 4 года назад +488

      @@MrMajani I don't think it's only makeup, but also latex prosthetics. Either way, it is indeed a department full of very talented individuals.

    • @Ramzblood
      @Ramzblood 4 года назад +14

      True dat

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 4 года назад +190

      Key is so committed to his roles...he actually took 6 months off from the show to bulk up.

    • @grievouscontent
      @grievouscontent 4 года назад +46

      The chair he's sitting in is what's fake, he's probably being held by a crane

  • @bloomyleah9569
    @bloomyleah9569 4 года назад +546

    “Let’s see what the blondes have to say first.”😂😂

  • @asynmypanmy4882
    @asynmypanmy4882 4 года назад +1273

    I laughed at this skit “sexually”.
    Wow thanks for all the likes

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 2 года назад +38

    All his other major acting skills aside for a moment, what Jordan is able to do with his voice ~ the range and modifications ~ from character to character, is amazing.

  • @McGomezAddams
    @McGomezAddams 4 года назад +519

    "The second slice didn't stand a chance"

    • @saedm2359
      @saedm2359 4 года назад +44

      "Ate the tip of that bitch first"

    • @Joshua-jz8ss
      @Joshua-jz8ss 4 года назад +1

      @@saedm2359 😂

    • @saedm2359
      @saedm2359 4 года назад +15

      @@Joshua-jz8ss "washed it down with a pop"

    • @THEEck5000
      @THEEck5000 3 года назад +4

      Sexually

    • @subasthapa4839
      @subasthapa4839 3 года назад +1

      Haha 🤣

  • @YaNoAwantoMas
    @YaNoAwantoMas 4 года назад +785

    He wasn't always like that... He was healthy and did excersise... But then... he order way too many pizzas...
    C O N S E Q U E N S E S

    • @alekshatz6325
      @alekshatz6325 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @rashidsenyonjo1635
      @rashidsenyonjo1635 4 года назад +2

      hahahahahahahahah

    • @Deballaphysique
      @Deballaphysique 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janiel6624
      @janiel6624 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @2old2kare94
      @2old2kare94 4 года назад +12

      I shot up my daughter's quiceañera.
      And then I got sucked into a wormhole.

  • @LyssLiLi
    @LyssLiLi 4 года назад +619

    *Wendell shares a sultry tale about an encounter he had with a pizza delivery woman in The Sims.*

    • @kayinmeshach4910
      @kayinmeshach4910 4 года назад +8

      #haha

    • @pagansaiyan8114
      @pagansaiyan8114 4 года назад +3

      Lol the cleaning maid is gonna have a mess to clean up

    • @P1LLSTV
      @P1LLSTV 4 года назад

      Lets hear from the blondes first.

    • @Felishamois
      @Felishamois 4 года назад

      what right did that have to make me burst out laughing

    • @jc914michaelj
      @jc914michaelj 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rileymcphee9429
    @rileymcphee9429 2 года назад +6

    "All-around-the-town stairs".

  • @alchemist3724
    @alchemist3724 4 года назад +1447

    "I'm a dirty dog, all the fixens" made me almost choke on the cheezy crust from the large pie i ordered earlier. Body 10 face 10😂😂

  • @blakestampley6041
    @blakestampley6041 4 года назад +221

    “Kerslunk” is your heart on cheesy bread.

  • @minimikee
    @minimikee 4 года назад +258

    “I’m a dirty dog...try everythang...all the fixins” 😂

  • @noelnoni
    @noelnoni Год назад +18

    “WHAT GIRL? Oh she was there too” Never gets old😂😂😂

  • @Theoriginalebod
    @Theoriginalebod 4 года назад +423

    Both these guys are so talented and versatile its mental!

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +3

      Phenoms. That's the word that always comes to mind.

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 4 года назад +192

    Her genetalia and my manitalia.

  • @dannggg
    @dannggg 4 года назад +419

    I’m a dirty dog. Try everything. All the fixings 😂

    • @Cece-em5vo
      @Cece-em5vo 4 года назад +9

      He meant toppings 😂😂

  • @joannejoanne7816
    @joannejoanne7816 3 года назад +12

    Upstairs, downstairs, all around the town stairs, as you do lol. I've watched this skit at least 30 times. It is hilarious 😂

  • @Musiconworldoff0711
    @Musiconworldoff0711 4 года назад +609

    Am I the only one who loves the way he says “cheesy crust” so matter-of-fact lol 😂

  • @askingwhyisfree7436
    @askingwhyisfree7436 4 года назад +1418

    one funny thing is that this could actually happen. some virgin guy trying to get laid and where's the best place to get sex? from sex addicts. The situation itself is kinda funny and sad at the same time.

    • @icongraffreviews
      @icongraffreviews 4 года назад +130

      Don't Kill Yourself Before You're Dead sex addicts still have standards most of the time lol.

    • @billysm00th
      @billysm00th 4 года назад +10

      It has happened

    • @probablygentle
      @probablygentle 4 года назад +95

      So you are saying there is a chance for me?

    • @billysm00th
      @billysm00th 4 года назад +13

      @@probablygentle yes

    • @ramonanaya6236
      @ramonanaya6236 4 года назад +2

      Yep

  • @BMtodaP
    @BMtodaP 4 года назад +357

    And just like that, all the other participants were cured.

    • @ankhor9252
      @ankhor9252 4 года назад +6

      That's priceless.

    • @dirkvenezuela7387
      @dirkvenezuela7387 4 года назад

      Except for that chick to the right of him at 3:07

  • @alexgosling5550
    @alexgosling5550 Год назад +5

    3:15 "What girl? Oh, the girl." Maybe the best line of the skit!

  • @diankumalasari5765
    @diankumalasari5765 4 года назад +103

    "What about the girl?"
    "What girl? Oh, the girl"
    LOL

  • @jessehulley2986
    @jessehulley2986 4 года назад +219

    "Body 10. Face 10. That's my weakness"

  • @JadedOne420
    @JadedOne420 3 года назад +1082

    "I feel like anyone could take advantage of me."
    *_Brunette caresses Wendell's shoulder_*
    "Let's see what the blondes have to say, first..." 😭😂

    • @mcdonaldtrump228
      @mcdonaldtrump228 3 года назад +1

      Meaning ??

    • @mkruger3852
      @mkruger3852 3 года назад +59

      forget that i'd take the brunette

    • @KH4L13D
      @KH4L13D 3 года назад +6

      I died laughing 🤣😭

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 2 года назад +41

      When he says "let's see what the blondes have to say first" that is more of a "hold on for a minute I'll be back for you later", than just a straight no.

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 2 года назад +1

      @@theinsurance2450 "xD

  • @derrickhewlett5803
    @derrickhewlett5803 22 дня назад +1

    The expression when he said. what girl? Was so 😂 he was shocked he asked😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @legoatfan1499
    @legoatfan1499 4 года назад +357

    "Kerslunk, kerslunk" I find myself saying this out of the blue

    • @Gasta1983
      @Gasta1983 4 года назад +3

      I'm sure it was Keegan who made this word up.

    • @legoatfan1499
      @legoatfan1499 4 года назад +2

      @@Gasta1983 I say it because of this skit

    • @Gasta1983
      @Gasta1983 4 года назад

      @@legoatfan1499 i mean even though it is said by Jordan Peele, i am sure the author was Keegan. As its him out of the two, who always comes up with some crazy words, like skisloisles and shit

    • @legoatfan1499
      @legoatfan1499 4 года назад

      @@Gasta1983 yeah that's true

    • @kelseyisastar
      @kelseyisastar 4 года назад

      The obese persons heartbeat. Omg sadly relatable #ineedadiet

  • @forestyforest
    @forestyforest 4 года назад +1722

    Kerslunk 🤣

    • @nadir1378
      @nadir1378 4 года назад +3

      You watch Key and Peele skits as well? Keep up the awesome content on your channel

    • @paladinr3016
      @paladinr3016 4 года назад +5

      @@nadir1378 Someone always has to be a LEG in the comment section.

    • @shakib7692
      @shakib7692 4 года назад +3

      That would be a terrible even for a car engine let alone a human.

    • @paladinr3016
      @paladinr3016 3 года назад +2

      @@NAT-rd8fl It refers to a Key and Peel skit where he replaces all the dic words with leg and vice versa.

    • @umno9830
      @umno9830 3 года назад +3

      @@paladinr3016 I don’t think he was being sarcastic lol. More like “wow that’s so cool I didn’t know you watch key and peels” because the oc is prob a you tuber they watch

  • @fishtheunknown4270
    @fishtheunknown4270 3 года назад +729

    I love the voice he does for Wendell it’s so funny.

  • @drillosophy1012
    @drillosophy1012 2 года назад +3

    This is my favorite K&P sketch, right next to Draxx Thlem Sclounce

  • @sawdarashid3584
    @sawdarashid3584 4 года назад +236

    So we just ignore the fact that his left leg is bigger then his right leg

    • @guenswoodosnjeanlouis2270
      @guenswoodosnjeanlouis2270 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha😁

    • @Darkempress45
      @Darkempress45 4 года назад

      Sawda Rashid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Aaron-dl7hv
      @Aaron-dl7hv 4 года назад +26

      Pretty accurate representation of dependent edema tbh. Wendell likely suffers from venous insufficiency in that leg along with CHF due to his poor diet and lack of exercise beyond his tantric pizza eating.

    • @sawdarashid3584
      @sawdarashid3584 4 года назад +1

      @@Aaron-dl7hv I see what you'r saying but im guessing they purposely did that

    • @neginf.7639
      @neginf.7639 4 года назад

      @@Aaron-dl7hv 👏👏😲

  • @metaljunkie8393
    @metaljunkie8393 4 года назад +438

    I like how he went into more detail with the pizza than the “girl” 😂😂😂

  • @an.cr.9676
    @an.cr.9676 4 года назад +498

    Maaaan I recognised him from the pizza call

    • @mr.minion2981
      @mr.minion2981 4 года назад +13

      Because it is him
      I'm going with your joke

    • @Leyva-m12
      @Leyva-m12 4 года назад +4

      YoUr So FuNnY

    • @johnshadoe
      @johnshadoe 4 года назад +5

      You're so witty. You're making me wet.

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 года назад +3

      You were in the parking lot earlier that’s how I know you!!!

    • @dubtv6160
      @dubtv6160 4 года назад

      On meee

  • @ajsingh1296
    @ajsingh1296 2 года назад +2

    3:16 "wh-what about the girl"
    Him: "WHAT GIRL?"
    LMAO!

  • @forevergogo
    @forevergogo 4 года назад +141

    Face 10, Body 10.
    Anything less just isn't deserving of such a stud like Wendell.

    • @gaaraofthedesert6566
      @gaaraofthedesert6566 4 года назад +2

      Agreed but I think he said tan

    • @aant429
      @aant429 4 года назад +1

      @@gaaraofthedesert6566 i heard that too but let me check

    • @aant429
      @aant429 4 года назад +1

      It was ten

  • @Faiz9163
    @Faiz9163 4 года назад +1889

    For a fat guy. He's a confident man.

    • @Pauly421
      @Pauly421 4 года назад +71

      @Levi Chicwown I mean, what better place?

    • @NaKED5
      @NaKED5 4 года назад +13

      Sure he do sir... LoL

    • @user-de8xc3tf1g
      @user-de8xc3tf1g 4 года назад +2

      @Levi Chicwown 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @subashgrg4666
      @subashgrg4666 4 года назад +11

      Black people are naturally confident

    • @brennan7846
      @brennan7846 4 года назад +1

      Would walking in there actually be a good place?

  • @mrjameson9146
    @mrjameson9146 4 года назад +291

    “Her body’s like a 4.”

  • @merriem24
    @merriem24 3 года назад +4

    The brunette is trying so hard not to laugh! The cigarette is helping her keep composure 😂

  • @thatprettygreencolor
    @thatprettygreencolor 4 года назад +344

    “I just feel like anyone can take
    advantage of me right now... An-y-one” lmao

    • @alexvalencia3758
      @alexvalencia3758 4 года назад +15

      "Touches your shoulder"

    • @aderlinejohnson8566
      @aderlinejohnson8566 4 года назад +19

      @@alexvalencia3758 let's see what the blonde has to say next

    • @johnyceboyd3213
      @johnyceboyd3213 4 года назад +1

      Sandra ILY

    • @MuiKaHo
      @MuiKaHo 4 года назад +9

      @@aderlinejohnson8566 its "let's see what the blondes have to say first"

    • @ak47ava
      @ak47ava 4 года назад +2

      @@aderlinejohnson8566 bahahahaa, that part killed me!!!

  • @mr.minion2981
    @mr.minion2981 4 года назад +298

    I'm addicted to watching Key and Peele

    • @sarahthomas8670
      @sarahthomas8670 4 года назад +1

      Morceso898 Gaming sameee

    • @HMZMEERREACTSS
      @HMZMEERREACTSS 4 года назад +9

      Tell us About What Happened

    • @Wreck_RS
      @Wreck_RS 4 года назад +5

      When would you say you hit rock bottom?

    • @mr.minion2981
      @mr.minion2981 4 года назад +1

      @@Wreck_RS I hit sum else if you know what I mean.

    • @mikemurphey7218
      @mikemurphey7218 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for sharing when did you hit rock bottom therapy

  • @derrickmurphy8229
    @derrickmurphy8229 4 года назад +316

    "UPstairs, DOWNstairs, all-around-the-TOWNstairs as yuhdooo"....

  • @bigledian4008
    @bigledian4008 Год назад +2

    Having a co-ed sex addiction group is like having alcohol at Alcoholics anonymous.

  • @hwago123
    @hwago123 4 года назад +362

    I think this is literally what it’s like when someone intends to go to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting and mistakenly ends up at a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting.

    • @briann6962
      @briann6962 4 года назад +6

      Thats not the joke

    • @slippy8813
      @slippy8813 4 года назад +6

      @@briann6962 we know

    • @Gidk003
      @Gidk003 4 года назад +2

      Brian Maybe Him he never said that’s what happend he was just making a joke about the guys weight

    • @briann6962
      @briann6962 4 года назад +1

      i want die he says that this skit is what it would be like in the situation that he describes i just don’t see how thats funny or makes sense considering the skit is not like that at all

    • @Gidk003
      @Gidk003 4 года назад +1

      Brian Maybe Him it’s not my fault u can’t find comedy in a simple joke

  • @leslieniiadjetey1982
    @leslieniiadjetey1982 4 года назад +63

    “Let’s see what the blondes have to say first” 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @716calvin
    @716calvin 4 года назад +168

    “Im a dirty dawggg” “all the fixings” 😂😂

  • @alakaabimbola6951
    @alakaabimbola6951 Год назад +2

    Their makeup and wardrobe team are on another level

  • @TardRepellent
    @TardRepellent 4 года назад +21

    3:28 lol "the stabbin' cabin" he gave it an extra pause to look at the girl I woulda broke character

  • @Nicki1969able
    @Nicki1969able 4 года назад +141

    Lady rubs his shoulder.... "Let's wait to see what the blonde has to say" Wendell is in the wrong meeting!!! 😳😂🥺

    • @allancolorado2080
      @allancolorado2080 4 года назад +2

      Nicki DivineTV I lost it at that part

    • @liquiddanger1836
      @liquiddanger1836 4 года назад +2

      @@strikerron2252 some people dont understand the joke lol

    • @P1LLSTV
      @P1LLSTV 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂 “I can be vulnerable at any moment

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 4 года назад +136

    We *N E E D* to see more character development episodes of Wendell.

  • @brandiegange-bobolg3874
    @brandiegange-bobolg3874 Год назад +3

    😂😂😂😂 the way he says "sexually"

  • @WiiuCerqueira
    @WiiuCerqueira 3 года назад +183

    "What about the girl?"
    "What girl??"
    Wendell, 2020