Due to stupid youtube circumstances, I'm moving all the review content to a new channel, this video can be found here: ruclips.net/video/6Slzs1FK_qg/видео.html&ab_channel=Toastoffire
And to this day I have no idea if Araki was just like "people liked part 3 lets just do that again" or "I fucking hate video games I'm gonna phone in this writing"
@@oldstoffire He was like "I can't have no god damn Namco game have a better story than my magnum opus Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable, I have to fuck it up on purpose!" And then he went back into his horse room to plan the exact dimensions of Gappy's 4 balls
Objection: You can actually preview the costumes through the character selection screen. Choose the character and when the costume thingy appears press Triangle. Then you'll see the costume and color in question you wanna choose.
I feel like this game was made specifically for Jojo fans, because where this game does well the most is the fan service. I just found out about this game a few months back and I've been enjoying it a lot ever since, although I only decided to buy it when it was on sale lol. Another thing that this game does really well imo is the art style. I hear a lot of people say it aged like crap but it honestly still holds up pretty well. The only bad part about this game is the multiplayer, whenever I tried to play with a friend it would lag so fucking hard to the point where the game would sometimes crash or it would kick both of us out of the lobby and it would only let us play in one specific map that wouldn't crash.
@@porygonrequiem3017 well there was a period where the servers was broken so that might've been it you shold try again sometime, its very fun when it works
I mean tbh I’m kinda glad that the new voice actor got the role seeing how she always wanted to play jolyne and she even did some fan voice acting for the manga cause she loved jolyne and JoJo in general.
"run away at the eleventh hour?" Actually yes. He does EXACTLY that ingame! The dude leaves for some reason randomly and you gotta pick him up via a side quest!
@@oldstoffire yeah so your joke is honestly waaaaay funnier when you are aware of how Fugo just loves to run out of the plot. Also Araki wrote the game so HE INTENTIONALLY HAD HIM LEAVE. Its actually so much of an issue that when people are going through the game they get massively confused by a slot missing in story mode and don't know who is missing, then BAM Fugo.
@@oldstoffire also I got something to say that might invalidate that one point about why the statue got a library entry. It's because it's a stage specific ko. If you retire your opponent in the right spot you send them flying into it and getting pierced by it just like Dio did in the proper canon.
@@oldstoffire well mainly they compare it to other games like All Star Battle, I hadn’t seen much about this game aside from short clips in matches so I wanted to know what the rest of the game was like
I still find myself coming back to eyes of heaven even after getting the platinum trophy, I have a lot of fun with it, especially since it’s the only Jojo game I have access too
Great vid! Just things I noticed in the story section: GER doesn't overwrite reality, well technically it does. It passively reverts any action taken against Giorno to it's origin, and prevents it from happening. Or at least that's the best explanation that can be given on the ability based on how it might tie into part 5's themes and such. And Valentine technically could find DIO while traveling, as I don't see while he couldn't access an alternate universe. It's only ever explained as going to parallel worlds, so idk.
Really beautiful Video, man. Best review of this game out there, I enjoyed every bit of it. You at least get the references and know what you‘re talking about. Massive respect
I found out Jotaro’s true ability! Its to steal whatever Dio is doing and if he meets his own requirements he keeps the move thats why he kept time stop but doesnt have overwrite reality
You press Square to use recommend ability and you level up all your skills you can using all your points. You should have just done that since it doesn't take that much time.
That kinda my point though. If you can do it automatically, then why does it exist? I don't think it detracts from the game or anything, it's just really bizarre.
I know how the mechanic works I just don't understand why it's there. It's not serving any purpose, and the option to have the game allocate points for you just emphasizes that fact.
I actually played the game now and I think it really good but it just has things that hold it back from being really great like having too be really precise with landing hits and waiting for opponents too get back up, the lack of a opinion too have one v one battles and local fights and the horrible menu maze of the character costumes. If they ever make a nother jojo fighting game like eyes of heaven I really hope they improve on those aspects
The names for attacks are stupid in this game. Like how am I meant to understand what an attack does if its called “Im a real deadeye dick” or “dora” Like fine “IaRDD” you can guess its a ranged attack. But “dora”? If you are basing it on Jotaro then it would be a melee attack or a ora ora rush right? Nope, it just sprays blood on your enemies face. Like imagine if in a dragon ball fighting game Kamehameha was called “this is it, im gonna have to go all out!” Kinda dumb but apart from that pretty good, wish part six Jotaro was in the game
Ngl i love this game personally i feel like this is the xenoverse 1 of JoJo a game with fun combat and a fun roster but all in all not perfect and if we get a second game add a few new systems revamp the graphics fix some camera issues and make the game it's best aka xenoverse2 just unlike xenoverse2 don't flood it with dlc every few weeks
8:29 I was playing as Johnny and Gyro and Zeppeli used dual combo mode so I just straight up jumped on my horse and ran away but then Gyro grabbed a fecking chair and hit me in the head with it
Unless they patched it, you gave to add outfits to a preset, then choose which preset you want in the character select screen. I think you can also do recolors from the select screen but I don't remember
i feel like the jojo game should be more like jump force, i know jump force is bad, but like how jotaro and dio and giorno play there they should make a jojo game like that just better
Luckily me and my boi who showed me the game and the whole franchise are actually seasoned Jojo fans and aren’t anime only’s sure we haven’t caught up on Jojolion completely but to be fair we are kinda busy.My point is that this is not meant for newcomers but for advent fans who know their shit
I was gonna make on a video on it but I got distracted and made the darkest of days video lol. It's called one finger death punch. Be careful, since there isn't a real official mobile version, so the ones you'll find on the app stores are kind of a scam. Out of sheer coincidence, it's on sale on steam right now lmao: store.steampowered.com/app/264200/One_Finger_Death_Punch/#:~:text=One%20Finger%20Death%20Punch%20is%20a%20game%20you%20can%20%E2%80%9Cfeel,the%20game%20let%20you%20do.
Jotaro overwrote reality fixing all of Dio’s mess and then he went into his own universe where he became a better dad. This isn’t our original Jotaro btw sonce he also has reality overwrite abilities even in part 4 and on.
Due to stupid youtube circumstances, I'm moving all the review content to a new channel, this video can be found here: ruclips.net/video/6Slzs1FK_qg/видео.html&ab_channel=Toastoffire
*Let's just have a moment of silence for all the Anime Onlys that played this game.*
Especially in 2015 lol
@@oldstoffire Lol Vento Aureo was big spoiled
I played this game before finishing stardust anime
@@ultra4ire168 me too
i was one of those people which is why i read the manga and im still confused
I remember I asked my brother what steel ball was about and all he replied with is “I said I want to be able to stand, not I want a stand”
I didn't want a stand, I wanted TO stand!
@@oldstoffireJohnny hating the Govt
I finally get to enjoy dio's scoliosis in it's full 3d glory
Fuck I shouldve put in bone crunching sounds when he posed lmao
The absolute fucking lack of creativity and also sheer amount of balls it took to just do the ending of part 3 again is so incredibly funny to me
And to this day I have no idea if Araki was just like "people liked part 3 lets just do that again" or "I fucking hate video games I'm gonna phone in this writing"
@@oldstoffire He was like "I can't have no god damn Namco game have a better story than my magnum opus Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable, I have to fuck it up on purpose!" And then he went back into his horse room to plan the exact dimensions of Gappy's 4 balls
@@TheMovieGuyTMG I still havent gotten started on part 8 I hope that's canon
@@oldstoffire it's like literally the first thing you learn about him, it's great
Every dragon ball game to ever exist : sweats
Objection: You can actually preview the costumes through the character selection screen. Choose the character and when the costume thingy appears press Triangle. Then you'll see the costume and color in question you wanna choose.
The game deserves a lot of love in my opinion
I feel like this game was made specifically for Jojo fans, because where this game does well the most is the fan service. I just found out about this game a few months back and I've been enjoying it a lot ever since, although I only decided to buy it when it was on sale lol. Another thing that this game does really well imo is the art style. I hear a lot of people say it aged like crap but it honestly still holds up pretty well. The only bad part about this game is the multiplayer, whenever I tried to play with a friend it would lag so fucking hard to the point where the game would sometimes crash or it would kick both of us out of the lobby and it would only let us play in one specific map that wouldn't crash.
i do 2v2 with my friends on ps4 all the time and it hardly lags at all
what platform do u use?
@@Coonerbai I play on ps4 as well, must've been my connection then
@@porygonrequiem3017 well there was a period where the servers was broken so that might've been it
you shold try again sometime, its very fun when it works
@@Coonerbai thanks for the help
Pov: watching after the part 6 announcement and they changed the jolyne voice actor
I mean tbh I’m kinda glad that the new voice actor got the role seeing how she always wanted to play jolyne and she even did some fan voice acting for the manga cause she loved jolyne and JoJo in general.
Finally, someone had to say it.
Also, I can't believe they stole soundsmithtf2 sound when he kills things
Damn I can't believe Araki copied the dupe shovel man when he made Kiss
In free battle it always plays the theme of the 1st enemy. But in story it chooses a specific character.
Yeah I figured that out in editing lol
"run away at the eleventh hour?" Actually yes. He does EXACTLY that ingame! The dude leaves for some reason randomly and you gotta pick him up via a side quest!
I forgot about that lmao
@@oldstoffire yeah so your joke is honestly waaaaay funnier when you are aware of how Fugo just loves to run out of the plot. Also Araki wrote the game so HE INTENTIONALLY HAD HIM LEAVE. Its actually so much of an issue that when people are going through the game they get massively confused by a slot missing in story mode and don't know who is missing, then BAM Fugo.
@@oldstoffire also I got something to say that might invalidate that one point about why the statue got a library entry. It's because it's a stage specific ko. If you retire your opponent in the right spot you send them flying into it and getting pierced by it just like Dio did in the proper canon.
Thanks for the video, I spent awhile trying to find any video talking about what was actually IN THE GAME. Thanks for the quality vid
Do other videos not talk about the game? You'd think that'd kind of be a requirement for a video about a game lol
@@oldstoffire well mainly they compare it to other games like All Star Battle, I hadn’t seen much about this game aside from short clips in matches so I wanted to know what the rest of the game was like
I still find myself coming back to eyes of heaven even after getting the platinum trophy, I have a lot of fun with it, especially since it’s the only Jojo game I have access too
Great vid!
Just things I noticed in the story section: GER doesn't overwrite reality, well technically it does. It passively reverts any action taken against Giorno to it's origin, and prevents it from happening. Or at least that's the best explanation that can be given on the ability based on how it might tie into part 5's themes and such. And Valentine technically could find DIO while traveling, as I don't see while he couldn't access an alternate universe. It's only ever explained as going to parallel worlds, so idk.
the only downside of this game is there is no proper tutorial mode and they dont give you a practice mode option.
Or any Local multiplayer, c'mon bro
how come this man only has 3k subs and this vid has 2k views? i’m subbing
🙏welcome brother
Damn everyone always thinks Jonathan played football In his youth ;-; the pain of being a rugby player
Yeah I live in burgerland sorry bro
@@oldstoffire Youre good here in the US barely anyone even knows what rugby is
@@oldstoffire ouch you have my sympathies
@@Malevolence460 are rugby and football the same thing but in rugby you don’t were equipment?
@@Flex_seal kinda. It’s more like football with no pads and no stopping to plan plays and you throw it more
Really beautiful Video, man. Best review of this game out there, I enjoyed every bit of it. You at least get the references and know what you‘re talking about. Massive respect
'preciate it, brother 🙏
23:29
Giorno: “Golden Experience Requiem; Nullify his reality!”
TWOH: “Nuh Uh”
GER: “what the fym Nuh Uh”
TWOH: “NUH UH”
I found out Jotaro’s true ability! Its to steal whatever Dio is doing and if he meets his own requirements he keeps the move thats why he kept time stop but doesnt have overwrite reality
You press Square to use recommend ability and you level up all your skills you can using all your points. You should have just done that since it doesn't take that much time.
That kinda my point though. If you can do it automatically, then why does it exist? I don't think it detracts from the game or anything, it's just really bizarre.
@@oldstoffire it doesn't unlock all the skills it unlocks as much as it can in the skill tree depending on how much points you have.
I know how the mechanic works I just don't understand why it's there. It's not serving any purpose, and the option to have the game allocate points for you just emphasizes that fact.
A pleasure as always Mr. Toastoffire
People say eoh isn't canon but technically since diavolo still died in the game, it can be considered canon
Plus story of eoh was made by Araki
F for this man, he didnt get his wish granted for jolyne’s vc 😢
I actually played the game now and I think it really good but it just has things that hold it back from being really great like having too be really precise with landing hits and waiting for opponents too get back up, the lack of a opinion too have one v one battles and local fights and the horrible menu maze of the character costumes. If they ever make a nother jojo fighting game like eyes of heaven I really hope they improve on those aspects
After seeing how Jotaro literally obliterated a heavenly version of dio I see normal dio as an actual critter
The names for attacks are stupid in this game.
Like how am I meant to understand what an attack does if its called “Im a real deadeye dick” or “dora”
Like fine “IaRDD” you can guess its a ranged attack.
But “dora”? If you are basing it on Jotaro then it would be a melee attack or a ora ora rush right?
Nope, it just sprays blood on your enemies face.
Like imagine if in a dragon ball fighting game Kamehameha was called “this is it, im gonna have to go all out!”
Kinda dumb but apart from that pretty good, wish part six Jotaro was in the game
Dude I would lose my shit if they made another game where the names were even worse. Like every Kira move is just named KILLER QUEEN
Ngl i love this game personally i feel like this is the xenoverse 1 of JoJo a game with fun combat and a fun roster but all in all not perfect and if we get a second game add a few new systems revamp the graphics fix some camera issues and make the game it's best aka xenoverse2 just unlike xenoverse2 don't flood it with dlc every few weeks
You stole my ketchup and mustard joke I am hurt
It was way too funny to pass up
Don't care what anyone says this game can be as bad as much as it wants as long as i can use Ketchup DIO it is a 10 out of 10
On the character select screen when choosing outfits, there's a preview button btw-
How’
Tell me
@@gothicglypso5197 triangle
6:40 i was actually able to guess it was Josuke's theme purely off of the vibe, so HA
Imagine playing on this dudes ps4 for the first time and you like tf2 and you hear RETIRED! at every kill
Still waiting for the riot
8:43 Kosaku’s invincible during that lol
toast, jolyne's VA is different in the anime than in the game, NOW GO RIOT
5:37 have you rioted yet? well, i mean for Jolyne's VA, we dont know Ermes' VA yet
13:00 if you press Square then Cross in the level up screen it automatically unlocks as many things as it can
I thought everyone knew GER just says no. Not really reality warping since he can't completely rewrite anything.
Then
Dio over heaven: HAHAHAHA NOW I WILL REWRITE REALITY!
GER: no
@@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA GER does rewrite but rewrite
WHERE. IS. THE. LOCAL. MULTIPLAYER??
Literally 6 years later and still nothing lol
@@oldstoffire hey man, is the AI in this game challanging ? I wanna get the game for offline playing
@@Vowagey free battle has difficulty options that give a good challenge but the campaign doesn't
@@oldstoffire i see, thanks so much for the reply even 7 month
8:29 I was playing as Johnny and Gyro and Zeppeli used dual combo mode so I just straight up jumped on my horse and ran away but then Gyro grabbed a fecking chair and hit me in the head with it
LOL Gyro going I am not letting you ditch me
well i just got part 7 spoiled
Want some challenge?
Go use joseph&caesar vs kars&wamuu
This would've been a pretty fun game i guess if it had local multiplayer 1v1
Like the Storm or even the Pirate Warriors
I guess it's time he starts a riot since jolynes having a different voice actor for the anime
i still dont understand how they made all the artstyles look similar
Jonathan plays rugby
Not football
He's British how does he play American Football
That fugo joke aged like fine milk
5:40 Wellllllllllllll
7:45 And Trish has a Wannabe reference
God I hope they just alternate between poses and quotes in ASBR cuz JESUS
Time to riot not the same VA
Yeah the old one was pitch-fucking-perfect
I’m sure the new actress will do fine but the eyes of heaven Jolyne was pure perfection
I think there’s just something wrong with your game
I’m able to choose the costume from the character select scene just fine
Unless they patched it, you gave to add outfits to a preset, then choose which preset you want in the character select screen. I think you can also do recolors from the select screen but I don't remember
@@oldstoffire man i wanna play this game soo bad but im a broke 14 yr
@@oldstoffire it took me a while to notice too, but it lets you select costumes under colours
@@jinxact532if you have a ps4 for the next two days the game's only 9$
If that's true then I might just be dumb. The point still stands if you can't preview them tho.
So it seems that the joylene va is not going to be who it is in Eyes of Heaven, lmk when the riot starts (And to anyone who sees this,yes ik its late)
I’ve wanted to play this game for years don’t have a PlayStation though
To say the least the game is good but very I mean very overpriced, I'm just thankful I was able to buy it when it was 12 dollars canadian.
Yeah I'm retarded and didn't get it on sale lol.
2:23 thanks for the massive spoiler
You‘re welcome
u knew this game featured elements from all of jojo, you cant complain
Um all I did was press square to update the grid.
a nice review without any stupid gay jokes every 10 seconds like the other video review of this game
U gay?
Ah. Funny thing, the part 6 anime is out. Wonder if those two actresses did get the part. 5:36
Oh…
best video in existence
i feel like the jojo game should be more like jump force, i know jump force is bad, but like how jotaro and dio and giorno play there they should make a jojo game like that just better
13:50 Polnareff died instantly made no fucking sound
Luckily me and my boi who showed me the game and the whole franchise are actually seasoned Jojo fans and aren’t anime only’s sure we haven’t caught up on Jojolion completely but to be fair we are kinda busy.My point is that this is not meant for newcomers but for advent fans who know their shit
Bruuh you spoiled the death of that guy wearing green in part 7. As expected of a jojo fan
What was the stickman mobile game you were playing in the background!? Please, I need to know!
I was gonna make on a video on it but I got distracted and made the darkest of days video lol. It's called one finger death punch. Be careful, since there isn't a real official mobile version, so the ones you'll find on the app stores are kind of a scam. Out of sheer coincidence, it's on sale on steam right now lmao:
store.steampowered.com/app/264200/One_Finger_Death_Punch/#:~:text=One%20Finger%20Death%20Punch%20is%20a%20game%20you%20can%20%E2%80%9Cfeel,the%20game%20let%20you%20do.
@@oldstoffire The game is fine, just needed the name because I played it a lot back when it came out almost 6 years ago lol
That theme is josuke 4 themes i knew it of hand
JoJo vs Paralax Dio eg JoJo Hour
I like jojo a lot, so I bought it for that. But yeah, I agree with everything you said
I just finished the game and I don't understand, wtf happened after he defeated DIO over heaven ? Can anyone enlighten me.
I think like the anomalies dissapeared and some of the main characters that died survived or something among those lines
Jotaro overwrote reality fixing all of Dio’s mess and then he went into his own universe where he became a better dad. This isn’t our original Jotaro btw sonce he also has reality overwrite abilities even in part 4 and on.
Can u just play free battle without getting spoilers?
19:05 Did Fugo dirty
The part 4 and 5 are trash compared to the anime ones
Man I wish this game was on Xbox or switch
The anime is coming out lol this year
I wish you could play this on switch
Mustard dio!
Mfw no beetles fighting mini game
Idk this is a pretty good game. My friends and I still play it a lot
Shoulda just made it a jojo story game XD
I love this game but the characters are unbalanced and that's really annoying
Update: part 6 has those voice actors
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