@BAIYUE1 cantonese speakers, hokkien speakers, mandarin speakers and hakka speakers are all Han Chinese. All of those languages, and many others, are different dialects, originally coming from middle-old chinese. Han Chinese do not speak 'one language', even the word 漢語 refers to any of the languages I mentioned, and many more, not only mandarin.
1:30> 叟童姊妹 vs. 阿桑厝內有煮粥 1:36> 小弟初到貴地 vs. 小弟今日呼鬼壓 1:38>??? vs. ??吃一碗麵 1:45>??? vs. ??袂漏氣 1:48>??? vs. 小弟今日來這有何貴幹 1:53>??? vs. 就是介紹你祖傳的三款亂藥 3:00> 馬上?? vs. 馬上見你祖公 3:29>??頭痛發燒 vs. 若有什麼人頭風起肖 3:33> 想到就怕人 vs. 瘋狗會打人 3:43> 1日吃3次 vs.3日吃1擺 3:46> 4個鐘頭吃1擺 vs. 1點鐘吃4擺 3:50> 吃了包你沒事 vs. 吃了落去包你會死 4:28> 若有人牙痛 vs. 若有人?牙 4:31> 痛到不能睡 vs. 痛得歸暝哭父哭母 4:35>??? vs. 你人嘸通驚 4:38> 拿少少的棉花 vs. 拿一塊臭臭的棉花 4:46>????vs. 有孔塞孔,嘸孔塞死人尻川(屁股)孔 4:54>??? vs.??4百多人 4:57>包準沒事vs.沒有一個不死的 5:00>小弟姓藍名三來 5:05>??? vs.逐人講他濫參(胡亂)來 藥材舖vs.棺材店
It's a pretty good comedy performance. It's creative too. Full of amusing and funny stuff. Apart from singing which you are good at, Mr.Chong, you are also good at acting. 這是一個很好的喜剧表演。很有創意。充滿令人逗笑之趣味。張少林大叔除了是最佳歌手外, 也是最佳演員。
@BAIYUE1 Let me repeat this again, Every ethnic speak their own language, correct, Mandarin , Cantonese, Hokkien and so on are a branch of Chinese dialect. Mandarin is westerner and northerner, Cantonese is southerner, Min is also Southerner, Southerner includes Guang dong , Fujian , and so on, they are Han Chinese that is where my ancester from , u understand? I speak English doesn't mean i'm a White people. Right? How funny are you.
In Xiamen, they might. I am a Malaysian expatriate in Melbourne, when I went to XM, I could understand their Hokkein, in Taipei too. Mainland chinese are so envious of Malay Chinese in that the latter can speak English, Mandarin, Bahasa plus at least 3 other dialets. Are they Malaysian comedians?
@yu2000yu This people are old people..so they speak old cantonese. We Anyhow..if is Chinese , we all mix malay chinese hokkien cantonese english etc in our daily speaking. U can see the video is old Malaysia video..so it's kinda old style
@rmx200x It depends on who speaks it and their level of education, age, and native language. Also, language is an ever-changing thing, even the TV news anchor American English spoken in the 50s is different from those spoken now. Yes, it seems HK Cantonese is heading that way, like omitting the "t" sound. My Chinese teacher in HK said I also miss some "t" and "d" sounds, but I am the relatively "better ones" in my generation. I grew up speaking that way and can't help it.
i don't think it's a matter of education. people have the right to choose what they want to speak and it depends on where they are born. in China, Mandarin are set as official language while Cantonese , Hokka and hokkian are all dialects.but of course, in school they are supposed to say& write 买药（mai yao). i guess hongkonger and taiwanese would write traditional chinese 買藥.
i hav this zhang shao lin's vcd but i think i had lost it ..still funny.but 1 day i bring it to my fren house and they never laugh..i bet they duno the language =.=
in Cantonese, we dont call Cantonese as Canton, we call Cantonese as Yuht Yu, which means the Yue Language, Yue descent are the Cantonese for sure, Hokkien are Min Nan yu. Notice the Yue in 100 BC and the Yue today used in Cantonese writing system, the chinese character is similar.
@BAIYUE1 Nonsense, Han chinese is an ethnic, an ethnic that speak different dialects of chinese, Mandarin is one of the dialect of chinese, so are cantonese and taiwanese, or what ever it is. You get it?
bai yue descendant are today's cantonese, has been asimilated and known as han or tang ren =] . northern vietnamese as well , they have been asimilated, and the southern vietnamese are different people. austronesian.
@fattization I am from HK and I am not laughing at the Cantonese spoken by Malaysians (or anyone). In fact, I think the Malaysian Cantonese sounds really similar to the Cantonese spoken by older generation in HK. I feel it sounds very familiar. HK Cantonese has a lot of English words mix in and merges some of the different vowels; Even nowadays the Guangzhou Cantonese has a lot of mix words of Mandarin (sigh).
omg, totally lost in the hakka part. HAHA. At least I laughed like crazy for the canto and hokkien. Ya, M'sian chinese can speak so many language. Too bad Sg banned dialects. : (
@yu2000yu Ive noticed that hong kong cantonese has a lot of lazy tones now =/ like the "n" sound becoming "L" sounds... lucky I learned my cantonese from my grandparents.
@cjandgunner35 Ofcoz im, except for Sg and Mys where else can find this sort of video, haha, too bad i lost few of my clips last time when i gt my com formatted, now cant upload to share with u all...
@BAIYUE1 U dont understand me either, they are a branch of Chinese dialects, so are mandarin, mandarin is western and northern branch of chinese dialects while southern chinese dialect is cantonese, mandarin and so on, h'mong is not han chinese, han chinese is an ethnic consist of 1.4 billion now living all over the world. If you say 1 ethnic speak 1 language, what if an African or Indonesian speak Mandarin , are they still consider as HAN? u makes no sense.
l) sigemuk,dengar disini byk org fuk kim jen dan hakka jen, 2)ku tau km ga bisa bhs fuk kim wah,gimana km bisa ngerti, l) klo aku bisa dgr ga usa suruh km dtg, siapa lg sakit gigi,cari saya,obatnya diapotik ada jual,kam cia
WRONG. Only the Tanka and Pinghua are true Baiyue descents and were assimilated by Han, they are true Baiyue descent. Cantonese is an mixture of Han and Baiyue. If you think that the Cantonese are Baiyue because it has the name Yue, than you Hokkiens are also assimilated Minyue.
@JeromeLeong ASK all your friend, during the Tang Dynasty, Mandarin is not the official language, But they speak Southern Dialect, At the same time they are consider as Chinese and also speaks chinese, but they do not speak mandarin. Get your facts right, check on online resources,i never deny anything, im speaking based on truth and facts,while in the other hand i have no idea what you blabbering about. i prefer to call my self Tang Chinese instead of Han, Lol!
Konghu VS Fukkien wa. "Chung loi mo tung taika kin to ngin ahhh" - It has been a long time, we never expected to see many people.crowd ahh... "Cham lai kakhi aboy jiak chi ua mee ahhh..." - Trouble come, even I myself haven't eat a bowl of mee ahh This "Rambo" Chin ahhh....hahahahaha how can he translate everything wrong in Hokkien while making sure it sound almost the same sound/tune of KwangTung/Khek dialect...hahahahaa "sii bei lau khuiii ah".. Next... Hakka wa...Ohhh, Ngai em sik kong ahh...!! hahaaha Uu Khang Tak Khang, bo Khang thak sii lang kacheng khang ahh..
@BAIYUE1 cantonese speakers, hokkien speakers, mandarin speakers and hakka speakers are all Han Chinese. All of those languages, and many others, are different dialects, originally coming from middle-old chinese.
Han Chinese do not speak 'one language', even the word 漢語 refers to any of the languages I mentioned, and many more, not only mandarin.
hahaha
This is hilarious and as a Malaysian Chinese, I am very proud to say I know many dialects!
1:30> 叟童姊妹 vs. 阿桑厝內有煮粥
1:36> 小弟初到貴地 vs. 小弟今日呼鬼壓
1:38>??? vs. ??吃一碗麵
1:45>??? vs. ??袂漏氣
1:48>??? vs. 小弟今日來這有何貴幹
1:53>??? vs. 就是介紹你祖傳的三款亂藥
3:00> 馬上?? vs. 馬上見你祖公
3:29>??頭痛發燒 vs. 若有什麼人頭風起肖
3:33> 想到就怕人 vs. 瘋狗會打人
3:43> 1日吃3次 vs.3日吃1擺
3:46> 4個鐘頭吃1擺 vs. 1點鐘吃4擺
3:50> 吃了包你沒事 vs. 吃了落去包你會死
4:28> 若有人牙痛 vs. 若有人?牙
4:31> 痛到不能睡 vs. 痛得歸暝哭父哭母
4:35>??? vs. 你人嘸通驚
4:38> 拿少少的棉花 vs. 拿一塊臭臭的棉花
4:46>????vs. 有孔塞孔,嘸孔塞死人尻川(屁股)孔
4:54>??? vs.??4百多人
4:57>包準沒事vs.沒有一個不死的
5:00>小弟姓藍名三來
5:05>??? vs.逐人講他濫參(胡亂)來
藥材舖vs.棺材店
i'm malaysian chinese, can speak hokkien, canto, malay, english, mandarin , little teochew and a little bit hakka. lol
Ahahaha, Chong Sau Lin & the late Rambo Chin. God bless them both :')
This is actually very good and funny. If properly discovered by the Hokkeins in China, it will have 1 million views soon.
Be tahan , can not tahan my laughing , super funny hokkien
It's a pretty good comedy performance. It's creative too. Full of amusing and funny stuff. Apart from singing which you are good at, Mr.Chong, you are also good at acting. 這是一個很好的喜剧表演。很有創意。充滿令人逗笑之趣味。張少林大叔除了是最佳歌手外, 也是最佳演員。
wow great comedy good job!!!!!!!!!!!! but can you please upload the clear version if possible ,thanks. i'll keep on to log to your page again, see you
hav a hard time understanding cantonese and hakka but when he speaks hokkien I was laughing very much XD
Malaysian Hakfa is so difficult to understand, I can understand the Cantonese and Hokkien but I was struggling to understand Hakfa
真是羡慕大马人会讲方言，新加坡过度宣传普通话，现在大多数人不会讲自己的方言
I'm so proud as M'sia bcos I could know few type of Chinese dialet! Heeheee..:P
even though i don't understand much but they made me laugh.
Damn....somebody put subtitles for those who can't understand all three dialects!
@BAIYUE1 Let me repeat this again, Every ethnic speak their own language, correct, Mandarin , Cantonese, Hokkien and so on are a branch of Chinese dialect. Mandarin is westerner and northerner, Cantonese is southerner, Min is also Southerner, Southerner includes Guang dong , Fujian , and so on, they are Han Chinese that is where my ancester from , u understand? I speak English doesn't mean i'm a White people. Right? How funny are you.
man i luffed like crazy for this video, thumbs up !
'agak agak' - i love this phrase
In Xiamen, they might. I am a Malaysian expatriate in Melbourne, when I went to XM, I could understand their Hokkein, in Taipei too. Mainland chinese are so envious of Malay Chinese in that the latter can speak English, Mandarin, Bahasa plus at least 3 other dialets. Are they Malaysian comedians?
Rest in Peace Rambo Chin
i like it so funny HAHAHA.....
My mother laugh so much la! She cry la!!! :P
@yu2000yu This people are old people..so they speak old cantonese.
We Anyhow..if is Chinese , we all mix malay chinese hokkien cantonese english etc in our daily speaking.
U can see the video is old Malaysia video..so it's kinda old style
No point putting subtitles. It would be lost in translation. Thank god I speak Hokkien, Cantonese and Mandarin. Now... must learn Hakkan next :P
we malaysians are multilingual ! cheers !
4:08開始講客家話
5:13>門牌五三五四vs. 門牌就是不三不四
5:16> 若有事情請來vs. 若是你嘸驚死欲找他
5:22> 到藥材鋪問vs. 隔壁的棺材鋪找他就可以了
我講藥材舖你怎說棺材鋪呢?
你不是聽不識福建話嗎?
我可聽得懂"棺材店"
.......
聽懂粵語語客語的人可以補遺
感謝，閩南話和廣東大部分都能聽懂但是客家話就一點聽不懂
I'm Malaysian-Chinese, i Speak hokkien similar to Taiwanese. Hahahaha d4mn funny, my stomach wan burst already.
That was nice, hell, I'd buy whatever they're selling even if they were doing this just for fun.
@rmx200x It depends on who speaks it and their level of education, age, and native language. Also, language is an ever-changing thing, even the TV news anchor American English spoken in the 50s is different from those spoken now. Yes, it seems HK Cantonese is heading that way, like omitting the "t" sound. My Chinese teacher in HK said I also miss some "t" and "d" sounds, but I am the relatively "better ones" in my generation. I grew up speaking that way and can't help it.
I love this show very much.
I am Malaysian Chinese, I speak Mandarin, Malay, English, Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka, Toishan (because I am Toishanese) and Tamil in certain extend.
Kg Aston hakka bunyi MCM bahasa malaiyu sikit
Go fei chai! Lei ho sek kong kong fu wa, lu hiow gong hokkien oa. I couldn't distinguish the Hakka from Cantonese.
@BAIYUE1 YES 1 ethnic speak 1 language, but 1 language consist of hundreds of dialects.
LOL hhahaaha so funny this video..
ahahahahhahaha! ROFL, this pair is great!
i don't think it's a matter of education. people have the right to choose what they want to speak and it depends on where they are born. in China, Mandarin are set as official language while Cantonese , Hokka and hokkian are all dialects.but of course, in school they are supposed to say& write 买药（mai yao). i guess hongkonger and taiwanese would write traditional chinese 買藥.
i hav this zhang shao lin's vcd but i think i had lost it ..still funny.but 1 day i bring it to my fren house and they never laugh..i bet they duno the language =.=
hahahaha... kao beh kao wu.... agak agak. 100% original malaysian production =)
in Cantonese, we dont call Cantonese as Canton, we call Cantonese as Yuht Yu, which means the Yue Language, Yue descent are the Cantonese for sure, Hokkien are Min Nan yu. Notice the Yue in 100 BC and the Yue today used in Cantonese writing system, the chinese character is similar.
JeromeLeong cerita kan tentang nan yu
@BAIYUE1 Nonsense, Han chinese is an ethnic, an ethnic that speak different dialects of chinese, Mandarin is one of the dialect of chinese, so are cantonese and taiwanese, or what ever it is. You get it?
bai yue descendant are today's cantonese, has been asimilated and known as han or tang ren =] . northern vietnamese as well , they have been asimilated, and the southern vietnamese are different people. austronesian.
4:08開始講客家話
劲搞笑的～
@fattization I am from HK and I am not laughing at the Cantonese spoken by Malaysians (or anyone). In fact, I think the Malaysian Cantonese sounds really similar to the Cantonese spoken by older generation in HK. I feel it sounds very familiar. HK Cantonese has a lot of English words mix in and merges some of the different vowels; Even nowadays the Guangzhou Cantonese has a lot of mix words of Mandarin (sigh).
omg, totally lost in the hakka part. HAHA. At least I laughed like crazy for the canto and hokkien. Ya, M'sian chinese can speak so many language. Too bad Sg banned dialects. : (
WHERE CAN I GET THE FULL SERIES OF THIS?????? PLS LET ME KNOW!!!
Better than listening to a Pastor preaching.
what is hakka part? Someone tell me, please
True blue Malaysia. Only in Malaysia you get people speaking few diaclect or languages at the same time!
@mehdan2 Yes, i speak Hokkien, which is similar to Taiwanese Hoklo, hahaha.
Phu nia bo 😂😂😂😂😂 kua cha tiam
Oh really? Hahaha!! thanks alot!!!
hahahahaha.....that hokkein translation very pro...
fantastic! so funny!
do you have more information of all these different descents and their respective origin? I have much interest and curiosity. Thanks
great vid..respect the idea
@yu2000yu Ive noticed that hong kong cantonese has a lot of lazy tones now =/ like the "n" sound becoming "L" sounds... lucky I learned my cantonese from my grandparents.
@SEz610i if i remember im not wrong that time they doesnt laugh on this..and shit i can't find the disc =.=
well done I like it
@ChenJunHung haha that's good. i that means ur should be from taiwan, i can speak hokkien, cantonese, hakka and fuzhou. =o]
keuidei jan hai hou ah...
Haha, thanks...
can anybody tell me a link to another comedy perform by these guys.. its so damn funny hahha....
@cjandgunner35 Ofcoz im, except for Sg and Mys where else can find this sort of video, haha, too bad i lost few of my clips last time when i gt my com formatted, now cant upload to share with u all...
@BAIYUE1 U dont understand me either, they are a branch of Chinese dialects, so are mandarin, mandarin is western and northern branch of chinese dialects while southern chinese dialect is cantonese, mandarin and so on, h'mong is not han chinese, han chinese is an ethnic consist of 1.4 billion now living all over the world. If you say 1 ethnic speak 1 language, what if an African or Indonesian speak Mandarin , are they still consider as HAN? u makes no sense.
@Stephahaha No mainly just English people (I'm English too) laugh when they speak English ^^
LOL! 2:16 is halrious
Funny!!!
wats sitcom?
@Stephahaha I don't understand, how does Malaysian Chinese speak cantonese funny? Please enlighten me.
sounds like Taiwanese native Hoklo
haha, thanks for helping mei :)
Only Malaysians are so well versed in languages.
@cjandgunner35 man, too bad, i hope can find that kinda vcd but now its quite impossible to find lar
u sure Sg banned? i think only banned in school right? not in public?
@BAIYUE1 What you mean? They are still Han Chinese,Funny la you. What are you talking about? They are all han wat.
any1 got the script or subtitle for this?
erm, dont have.. sorry...
l) sigemuk,dengar disini byk org fuk kim jen dan hakka jen, 2)ku tau km ga bisa bhs fuk kim wah,gimana km bisa ngerti, l) klo aku bisa dgr ga usa suruh km dtg, siapa lg sakit gigi,cari saya,obatnya diapotik ada jual,kam cia
anyone tell me which part is hokkien,hakka & cantonese
LOL, fucken funny
LOL.... the translation from canton to hokkien fail.
instead of "4hrs eat 1time", becomes "1hrs eat 4times".
picopiku that's the purpose to make it sounds funny😂😂
@SEz610i yes its like vanished..fine...you malaysian?
This is an excerpt from a movie?
funny 😂😂😂
@Xnevergivupx Stephahaha is a Malaysian la dailou , he's not a mainland chinese lol.
where is teochew
haha, i also want the CD but cant find!!
where u frm? how come ur fren dont understand 1?
@ChenJunHung i thought it was mandarin.haha
👍👍👍👏👏👏😆😆😆❤❤❤
it seems like really funny, but i can only understand Cantonese, how about just insert its subtitble? it would be better.
@BAIYUE i think you should look up Han Chinese in Wikipedia.
WRONG. Only the Tanka and Pinghua are true Baiyue descents and were assimilated by Han, they are true Baiyue descent.
Cantonese is an mixture of Han and Baiyue. If you think that the Cantonese are
Baiyue because it has the name Yue, than you Hokkiens are also assimilated Minyue.
haha, thats cool, but u think china citizen will understand??? its in malaysia wor
@JeromeLeong ASK all your friend, during the Tang Dynasty, Mandarin is not the official language, But they speak Southern Dialect, At the same time they are consider as Chinese and also speaks chinese, but they do not speak mandarin. Get your facts right, check on online resources,i never deny anything, im speaking based on truth and facts,while in the other hand i have no idea what you blabbering about. i prefer to call my self Tang Chinese instead of Han, Lol!
tarlo.
dats too bad... but u guys still speak hokkien rite?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BAIYUE1 i speak Mandarin also wat. So your saying that people don't speak mandarin means that they are not Han? hahaha.
Konghu VS Fukkien wa.
"Chung loi mo tung taika kin to ngin ahhh" - It has been a long time, we never expected to see many people.crowd ahh...
"Cham lai kakhi aboy jiak chi ua mee ahhh..." - Trouble come, even I myself haven't eat a bowl of mee ahh
This "Rambo" Chin ahhh....hahahahaha how can he translate everything wrong in Hokkien while making sure it sound almost the same sound/tune of KwangTung/Khek dialect...hahahahaa "sii bei lau khuiii ah"..
Next... Hakka wa...Ohhh, Ngai em sik kong ahh...!! hahaaha Uu Khang Tak Khang, bo Khang thak sii lang kacheng khang ahh..
wakakaka.....