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  • Опубликовано: 2 апр 2016

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  • @SimonFerocius
    @SimonFerocius 2 года назад +6126

    Only Indonesians, Singaporeans, Malaysians, and Brunei's could understands this kind of language 😄

  • @SonySMRTLim
    @SonySMRTLim 7 лет назад +4142

    64MB ram, those were certainly the times.....

    • @Happytylermovieproducction
      @Happytylermovieproducction 3 года назад +248

      and now we have 64GB of Ram as an option

    • @alpzepta
      @alpzepta 3 года назад +92

      Lim Ming Quan also This Movie is in 1999 so 128/256 are more likely to be common sometimes can go extreme as 512MB PC133 Ram.

    • @Jamie-yz5hs
      @Jamie-yz5hs 3 года назад +16

      Very fast already in these days!!😂😂😂

    • @nickryan6787
      @nickryan6787 3 года назад +48

      @@alpzepta in the future we'll get 5TB of ram as the cheapest option for *laptops*

    • @TET2005
      @TET2005 3 года назад +28

      $1999 in 1999 was indeed the market rate... rem I got a 128MB ram pc in 2001 is $2000 plus.

  • @Minamee9
    @Minamee9 2 года назад +2783

    "How many dollars?"
    "Cheap-cheap"
    These lines really made me realize how different our languages are from English.

    • @urbonx
      @urbonx 2 года назад +24

      Oh hi mark

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx 2 года назад +18

      is siok siok cheap cheap not the same in singlish? when i hear this with just hokkien and english knowledge without malay knowledge, they are all cheap cheap to me

    • @Feudorkannabro
      @Feudorkannabro 2 года назад +7

      Definitely it is different since it is a English-based creole just like Jamaican patois

    • @syarifidayat
      @syarifidayat Год назад +1

      It's same, somehow unique hahaa

    • @kenngwong1705
      @kenngwong1705 Год назад

      They’re poorly educated man😒

  • @wilowwells
    @wilowwells 2 года назад +1865

    That’s the funny thing about Singapore, English speakers can’t understand their singlish, but most mandarin speakers can’t understand their Mandarin either.

    • @MixSonaProductions
      @MixSonaProductions 2 года назад +180

      Not even the Fujian and Hokkian people can understand their Hokkian

    • @daviddsun9702
      @daviddsun9702 2 года назад +42

      but they are not saying Mandarin.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +21

      I mean this was pretty easy to understand

    • @playmakersmusic
      @playmakersmusic 2 года назад +134

      Singlish wasn't meant for English speakers to understand. It was a way for our ancestors and early settlers to communicate with one another because they lack a common language. The only way Malay, Chinese, Indians could communicate was through a pidgin that developed into a creole language. Don't worry, we don't expect you to know Singlish, it's cringe when others try to imitate it as well.
      For the Mandarin, I'm pretty sure my Taiwanese and Malaysians have no problem understanding me. That's the same as how Singaporeans don't understand how some Northern Chinese speak as well.

    • @playmakersmusic
      @playmakersmusic 2 года назад +1

      @@MixSonaProductions Hokkien*

  • @PineCoffee
    @PineCoffee 2 года назад +961

    Not only funny as heck. But anyone else appreciate and noticed, that the entire scene was done in one continuous take!

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 7 месяцев назад

      Lies again? Driver Chauffeur USD SGD

  • @dawidtan8
    @dawidtan8 3 года назад +4157

    Singaporeans in The 1980's: _speaks a very beautiful english_
    Singaporeans Now: I Like your Accent Lah

    • @asusamjad
      @asusamjad 3 года назад +165

      Yeah lots of maglish or english rojak

    • @user-ov5nn5yn7c
      @user-ov5nn5yn7c 3 года назад +13

      excuse me! ???

    • @speedflexie4665
      @speedflexie4665 3 года назад +24

      this one from the 90s

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 3 года назад +96

      U saw that 1990s mrt video?
      Anyway those English speakers were probably the wealthy upper middle class singaporeans from the colonial times pre 1960s that could afford a formal British education in private schools or something.....those newscasters that u saw on TV in the 1980s
      Majority of the local population the peasantry 90 percent learnt English from local teachers from the public education system hence they speak English with a heavy local sinkie accent......
      And is usually not as posh or refined or elegant as the native English speakers from Britain or wherever.......

    • @chanhoong2073
      @chanhoong2073 3 года назад +54

      Singaporeans in 1980's speak Chinese, Malay etc and that's when we are the fastest growing economy.
      now youngster like speak english but working attitude cannot make it. jialat

  • @x_pogbirb3521
    @x_pogbirb3521 2 года назад +364

    "Computer very fast, 64mb ram"
    Meanwhile me complaining about my 4gb ram laptop, oh how time changes

    • @yoovanshubajaj6125
      @yoovanshubajaj6125 2 года назад +1

      You should consider buying an SSD

    • @adityarahmanda
      @adityarahmanda 2 года назад +4

      @@yoovanshubajaj6125 Agreed, my laptop 5 times faster after installing SSD

    • @intriguingfacts5434
      @intriguingfacts5434 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's because you use WIndows 10, already run out of RAM when opening Chrome with a few tabs.....Windows 95 ran smoothly with 64MB RAM

    • @superrookie7553
      @superrookie7553 7 месяцев назад

      The crappy operating system changed, Linux

  • @timonlopezz2588
    @timonlopezz2588 2 года назад +2619

    "how many money?"
    "Your English is so bad.. I say is better"
    Also him: "how many dollar?"
    💀😂

    • @Jon-os7qr
      @Jon-os7qr 2 года назад +128

      It is technically correct cuz dollars are countable

    • @timonlopezz2588
      @timonlopezz2588 2 года назад +7

      @@Jon-os7qr okay then? I'm just doing a meme lol what a spoiler

    • @Jon-os7qr
      @Jon-os7qr 2 года назад +72

      @@timonlopezz2588 u call that a meme💀💀🤦😭

    • @aintmucho5257
      @aintmucho5257 2 года назад

      @@Jon-os7qr if that's not a meme then it is a meme

    • @Jon-os7qr
      @Jon-os7qr 2 года назад +13

      @@aintmucho5257 make sense

  • @hafiiz346
    @hafiiz346 3 года назад +1712

    Somehow as malaysian, i can understand the way his talk😂

  • @lyhi7622
    @lyhi7622 2 года назад +284

    We are very multi-cultural
    We speak about 47 different languages in a sentence with 68 dialects

    • @araisikewai
      @araisikewai 2 года назад +8

      There was that time when I speak in 6 languages in a single meeting of 4 people.
      Each communicate in different languages between each other.

    • @thesauce1682
      @thesauce1682 2 года назад +7

      Asean have so many languages mix together, malay,arabic,mandarin,english, and many more. Probably because of the ancient trade routes of malacca strait connecting far east and west.

  • @tianshisake2730
    @tianshisake2730 2 года назад +956

    as a malaysian i understood every word he said, the “how many dollar?" *"tiks"* is the most chinese/malay thing a chinese/malay could say.

    • @mrkslva4231
      @mrkslva4231 2 года назад +6

      you guys all look the same

    • @xinrudon
      @xinrudon 2 года назад +43

      @@mrkslva4231 ok and? how does that relate to this lol

    • @sunhopii8534
      @sunhopii8534 2 года назад +27

      @@mrkslva4231 damn I wish I could look like asian pop stars

    • @craftah
      @craftah 2 года назад +2

      @@sunhopii8534 thats gay

    • @Tater_Toot
      @Tater_Toot 2 года назад +18

      Don’t forget “eat medicine” and “open the lights”

  • @manithangavalu7885
    @manithangavalu7885 11 месяцев назад +175

    I'm a Singaporean, and i grew with this HUMOUR!
    I can relate to the reality of how spontaneous and innocent this was part of the Culture
    It's a blessing growing up with my Chinese neighbors and I've happy memories and the best days of my life.
    Now it's portrayed as a comedy.

  • @Ethan348
    @Ethan348 2 года назад +234

    "Indian-net"
    Me and the boys: "Indians, assemble!"

    • @bheem_sen_
      @bheem_sen_ 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 2 года назад +2

      Assemble!

  • @katemoon7476
    @katemoon7476 7 лет назад +952

    This is very funny, and all I wanted to see was just an example of Sanglish. The two of them are a perfect pair.

    • @RonLarhz
      @RonLarhz 3 года назад +28

      It's singlish. This is real singlish. Not those "uneducated" youngsters that think hokkien vulgarity = singlish.

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 2 года назад +3

      @@RonLarhz ya lor

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 2 года назад

      @@APersonOnRUclipsX Your translation (prior to the youtube update) says "Cookie2Buckus8FskJungwa or Lore". This is definitely Singlish.

    • @rosh1316
      @rosh1316 2 года назад

      @@joskethegreat4154 LMAO

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 2 года назад

      @@joskethegreat4154walao eh you only like that then know meh

  • @patryk635
    @patryk635 6 лет назад +690

    - Do you speak ENGLISH?
    - Of course lah! SINGLISH also caaan

    • @peluvefinger
      @peluvefinger 5 лет назад +15

      Patryk Kruk lol XD My Singapore and Malay friends for some reason always add that “lah” at the end of sentence

    • @ghostchua69
      @ghostchua69 3 года назад +2

      @SinisterÆnigmA Woi this comment years ago sial, no need to reply lah, months ok, kau tak need no more reply yes

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 3 года назад +5

      @@ghostchua69 bruh let him be laaa ,bukan tambah beras kau pun klau kesah psl dia

    • @hiroshiyamashita2090
      @hiroshiyamashita2090 2 года назад +1

      Most probably drunk or SICK in the HEAD. Loser from some foreign land trying to tune into Singapore. Probably can't make it in his homeland, WHAT A LOSER!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

    • @ghostchua69
      @ghostchua69 2 года назад +3

      @@hiroshiyamashita2090 Who were you referring to...

  • @avourrito1819
    @avourrito1819 8 месяцев назад +39

    The countries close around Malaysia and Singapore can understand this kind of English and I feel nothing but pride that we understand eachother's English like this

    • @RIZFERD
      @RIZFERD 6 месяцев назад

      How low then..
      Only be proud if you're a complete multiracial multilingual living around the world all alone since childhood like me.

  • @rajessingh3986
    @rajessingh3986 Год назад +385

    These guys are simply the best of the best in the planet. Their comic timing, dialogue delivery is just out of this world. Discovered these legends in the 80s, still fangirling them as an auntie (i am in my 40s)

    • @lontongstroong
      @lontongstroong 11 месяцев назад +13

      When Media Corp hadn't morphed yet into Media Corpse 💀

    • @mrsocks8199
      @mrsocks8199 8 месяцев назад +2

      What are their names?

    • @zhenniwang6818
      @zhenniwang6818 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yes, what is this show called, I want to watch more of it!

    • @share_accidental
      @share_accidental 4 месяца назад

      @@mrsocks8199white shirt = henry thia
      checkered shirt = mark lee
      they’re still acting today!

  • @Isaac-gh5ku
    @Isaac-gh5ku 2 года назад +47

    0:01 Who else felt nostalgic when you see people enter a PC store during the 90s and early 2000s, and seeing all these hardwares and gadgets of that time?

  • @dodgeindahaus
    @dodgeindahaus 2 года назад +578

    As a malaysian,i can understand this 100%

  • @educatorthe7162
    @educatorthe7162 8 месяцев назад +14

    Honestly, I appreciate Singaporeans who embrace Singlish rather than those who deny it exists and brag about how 'perfect' Singapore is.
    Singlish could be the one single thing that is uniquely Singaporean instead of the 'European Country in the East' that some Singaporeans dream of. Beauty is in the imperfection, my friends.

  • @armanzakwan1898
    @armanzakwan1898 2 года назад +78

    I love this accent. Its fun to listen to when you're at the shops.

  • @lordgaimon8040
    @lordgaimon8040 2 года назад +86

    That's the cutest conversation i've ever 'seen'.

    • @foxhound9396
      @foxhound9396 2 года назад +1

      Really ?

    • @lordgaimon8040
      @lordgaimon8040 2 года назад +2

      @@foxhound9396 Naah not really 😂 but it was hilarious.

    • @foxhound9396
      @foxhound9396 2 года назад +2

      @@lordgaimon8040 agree 🤣

  • @jagindas5714
    @jagindas5714 2 года назад +31

    As a Malaysia , need to translate this English accent to malay in my head first ,then figure it out in English back to understand it,
    Singlish= "My friend said ah , this price ah, smelly-smelly can get 2 computer"
    Malay= " kawan saya cakap , harga macam ni busuk-busuk pon beli 2 computer"
    English=" my friend tell me, that he can get 2 computer for the same price"

    • @AbsoluteMalarkey
      @AbsoluteMalarkey 2 года назад

      Thank you for explaining that line!

    • @Dalziel45
      @Dalziel45 2 года назад +3

      Really lost the essence of the sentences in your translations...

  • @iplaboyou
    @iplaboyou 2 года назад +44

    i remember watching this 10 years ago, how time flies..

  • @bhlacks
    @bhlacks 3 года назад +268

    I went to ask a direction in Singapore, had the same confussion as when I asked direction in Scotland. I was living in London at that time so I'm not that too unfamiliar with strong accented english, but boy, I could only understand the direction from the gesture they made.

    • @teckhakong8287
      @teckhakong8287 3 года назад

      7

    • @ze5627
      @ze5627 2 года назад +3

      Jack Neo Chee Keong , the director of this movie

    • @Happydiamo
      @Happydiamo 2 года назад +26

      How long ago was it when you visited? Im sure that most of us here can speak proper english if we want to

    • @user-mf5iu6xr1x
      @user-mf5iu6xr1x 2 года назад

      @@ze5627 what is the title of this movie

    • @Darren_Tay
      @Darren_Tay 2 года назад +15

      "I went to ask a direction in Singapore..." London? R.I.P. English. We're just as confused as you are.

  • @wachamcaulid
    @wachamcaulid 2 года назад +95

    As a Filipino, I don’t fully understand this but the way they switch to English and other languages is how I talk to other people in my regional language

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx 2 года назад +20

      this is somewhat how chinese filipinos in the philippines talk like too. my family today can still codeswitch between hokkien, tagalog, english, and sometimes even mandarin. like kungyari, gua e-hiau (我會曉) din pero not everyone marunong magkong-ue (mag-講話) like this. ming bai ma? (明白吗?)

    • @wachamcaulid
      @wachamcaulid 2 года назад

      @@xXxSkyViperxXx yeesss

    • @reverseoblationrun
      @reverseoblationrun Год назад

      Stop explo iting under age boy n dity during circum Phi, shame on Phi feminist for pretend they don't know. Also obrun unfair always young male been objectified full frontal at institute (the reverse even just tanktop can be gender issues at institute, let alone bikini, let alone half nkd top less female). Funny seeing Filipinos ladies upset over lingerie yet next day defend nak d men hypocrite.

    • @samgyeopsal569
      @samgyeopsal569 Год назад

      @@xXxSkyViperxXx 原來菲律賓的福建人猶會寫閩南文。😁

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx Год назад

      @@samgyeopsal569 是啊,在馬尼拉義山有咱人字讀來是閩南話。高甲戲對泉州來菲律宾講福建話用漢文字,但是咱人學堂讀國語合國音合拼音。

  • @teamyordle23
    @teamyordle23 6 лет назад +441

    I'm high af and this scene makes total sense. Oscars winning acting

  • @GabrielLites
    @GabrielLites 2 года назад +72

    As someone who’s half Singaporean, I can understand everything they said

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +2

      As someone from New Zealand, I can understand most of what they said

    • @foxhound9396
      @foxhound9396 2 года назад

      @@rachelcookie321 Nani ???

  • @Eyoki777
    @Eyoki777 Год назад +85

    This English isn't that hard to understand once you get used to the accent. I am from the North West of England and once when I was a teenager I had to go to Newcastle, a city in the North East, for an interview. The dialect there is called Geordie. With younger people it's more of a sing-song accent, but with old people, especially back then, it was practically like a foreign language when you heard it. I stopped an old man for directions and after asking him to repeat himself twice, I gave up, thanked him politely and decided I'd just have to hope for the best. Maybe I'd find my destination by accident.

    • @mxgirl918
      @mxgirl918 11 месяцев назад +2

      I find the Geordie accent easier to understand compared to the Northern Irish or Glaswegian accents. In Asia where Man Utd is one of the most popular clubs, they often had to subtitle Sir Alex Ferguson's interviews even in English-language media.

  • @Unteroffizier
    @Unteroffizier 2 года назад +95

    $1999 for a 64MB Ram config computer, back then the manufacturers were based in Singapore. Now with the production in China and a mature technology 8GB ram computer cost like S1000 only. Maybe a little higher in this COVID-19 pandemic.

    • @Zeemas
      @Zeemas 2 года назад +5

      Don't forget to factor in inflation and Sing Dollar value during that time.

    • @mimiace9361
      @mimiace9361 2 года назад +3

      😅 It's at Best ( you can see in the background)= Japan

    • @jaekheory6006
      @jaekheory6006 2 года назад

      @@mimiace9361 but best denki is in singapore?

    • @mimiace9361
      @mimiace9361 2 года назад

      @@jaekheory6006 There are Best Denki in Singapore. If it was film there most likely a popular place Singaporean get their electronic from during that period. 🤣
      You are using RUclips it's isn't that hard to search it on the internet you know

    • @jaekheory6006
      @jaekheory6006 2 года назад

      @@mimiace9361 that was a RESPONSE OKAY? you said this was filmed in japan, which i replied that it was from singapore. by reading it as an actual question, it wouldn't make sense for me to comment.

  • @RahulKushwaha-vw6be
    @RahulKushwaha-vw6be 7 лет назад +806

    Indian net. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @khooyiting5828
      @khooyiting5828 5 лет назад +18

      笑死我了好笑internet say India net😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FelixGotGamefr
      @FelixGotGamefr 4 года назад +8

      some chinese people or etc dont know how pronouns english are sometimes dont understand and i am also mandarin but i still understand english

    • @ritawae
      @ritawae 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @ce3027
      @ce3027 3 года назад +1

      @@FelixGotGamefr chinese or mandarin people? I think it should be chinese or chinese people(maybe)

    • @FelixGotGamefr
      @FelixGotGamefr 3 года назад

      @@ce3027 Chinese

  • @operagirl0101
    @operagirl0101 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Uncle, this is market price. Every place is the same" a phrase that i stumbled into often when bargaining at thr market with my mom

  • @iknowimgaywhenisaythisbut1369
    @iknowimgaywhenisaythisbut1369 2 года назад +44

    SEA gang can only relate
    Me, a filipino: I failed as a SEA member

    • @__-uy7nh
      @__-uy7nh 2 года назад +2

      not if your lán-lâng

    • @josephstalin1716
      @josephstalin1716 2 года назад +6

      Haiyo lei dis fo Malaysian Singapore Indonesia only la, other canot canot

    • @iknowimgaywhenisaythisbut1369
      @iknowimgaywhenisaythisbut1369 2 года назад

      some comments say entire SEA gang tho, the only thing we can relate is transitioning 2 languages at once hahaha

    • @zafeerahrifin2056
      @zafeerahrifin2056 2 года назад

      You use American English kan? The other use British English.

    • @truchua2626
      @truchua2626 2 года назад

      Filipina is in latin america, no?

  • @tiw7080
    @tiw7080 8 месяцев назад +4

    Very cheap=cheap² 🤣 genius👏👏

  • @bigpapa1472
    @bigpapa1472 6 лет назад +254

    After so many years, still funny as hell

    • @ShadeMoon-zk6bp
      @ShadeMoon-zk6bp Год назад

      What name is this video

    • @bigpapa1472
      @bigpapa1472 Год назад

      @@ShadeMoon-zk6bp ruclips.net/video/dC66QuNPuEk/видео.html

  • @spicn00
    @spicn00 2 года назад +20

    Living in SEA is like living in a country within a country. You go to a different street and you cannot understand what people are talking about.

  • @kuromaki6226
    @kuromaki6226 2 года назад +124

    Wait a sec? Ik singlish is considered weird but as an Indonesian and part of the SEA gang, I always thought everyone who speaks english would definitely understand it because the concept is simple 😂

    • @GKPB
      @GKPB 2 года назад +4

      Their accent plus their pronunciation and lack of knowledge of how to make a proper sentence is what makes it difficult to understand, I'm not that great with english either since it's not my first language but I'm more used to listen the accent from USA and european countries

    • @elijahhmarshall
      @elijahhmarshall 2 года назад +15

      Trust me, we can understand lol. At least Americans probably can because even our own English is so broken and full of words from other languages we can pretty much pick up any accent/dialect/etc out there lol. Not to mention the very large amount of immigrants. You can honestly get by pretty well here with even basic English.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +4

      I’m from New Zealand and I can understand about 70% of it. It’s not too hard but not as easy as English from other countries.

    • @exelero7310
      @exelero7310 2 года назад +5

      I'm a native English speaker from South Africa and understood nearly all they were saying, except for the few slang/loan words here and there. Probably helps that many people here have a very strong accent when speaking English too, so I'm more used to different pronunciation, and we also have tons of loan words from other languages. Funnily enough, I found this easier to understand than some British accent videos I watched lol, some of those are impossible, not to mention that Irish farmer, I've watched that video like 5 times and still barely have a clue what he is even saying (and he's speaking English!)

    • @di-gun5791
      @di-gun5791 2 года назад

      With subtitles sure... irl they're speaking very fast with a thick accent. It would be very hard to pick up in real time.

  • @hong-ingphinn9412
    @hong-ingphinn9412 11 месяцев назад +35

    As a Taiwanese hokkien speaker, i can understand 100% of this video.😂

    • @patricktjia
      @patricktjia 11 месяцев назад +2

      btw do young people in Taiwan still speak Hokkien?

    • @hong-ingphinn9412
      @hong-ingphinn9412 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@patricktjia Most young people can't speak Hokkien in Taiwan now, especially in north Taiwan.

    • @hong-ingphinn9412
      @hong-ingphinn9412 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@patricktjia I can't speak Hokkien before I learned Hokkien by myself when I was 15.
      Now I'm 18, I can speak and write Hokkien in fluent.
      In addition, I'm the only Hokkien speaker in my class.

    • @WizardSoon
      @WizardSoon 11 месяцев назад +1

      I bet you read the subtitles. 😂

    • @TCSSH-bc8pk
      @TCSSH-bc8pk 8 месяцев назад +1

      掠著

  • @Unteroffizier
    @Unteroffizier 3 года назад +17

    Back in year 1995-2000 OEM computers comes with 32Mb - 128MB RAM. Later with RAM configurations of 256MB to 512MB we were so excited.

  • @mariawong6249
    @mariawong6249 2 года назад +36

    I like this video... so original n genuine speaking in singlish ...remind me of my gd old school days... hope these guys will do more video clips.

  • @dreadinside654
    @dreadinside654 2 года назад +7

    This is so classic! They're so young!

  • @kelislim1465
    @kelislim1465 2 года назад +4

    how ironic is it that I got a Grammarly ad before the video starts 😂

  • @epicurusman778
    @epicurusman778 2 года назад +8

    This video made my day better! Uncle is such a player!

  • @ieatbananaswiththepeel4782
    @ieatbananaswiththepeel4782 2 года назад +2

    Bro I’ve been mostly been speaking English my whole life and I can understand this. I have unlocked a new plane of existence.

  • @eujunwong4300
    @eujunwong4300 11 месяцев назад +22

    I almost spat my drink and burst into roaring laughter when he said "chop vegetable head" 🤣😂

    • @pshiva2603
      @pshiva2603 9 месяцев назад +1

      Chop vegetables head = Potong Kepala Sayur ( Malay)

  • @madhanize
    @madhanize 2 года назад +149

    Do people actually find it difficult to understand his English? I’m Indian and I understand like 70 percent of what he says..

    • @Needsmoreflash
      @Needsmoreflash 2 года назад +18

      well maybe you're used to hearing people pronounce English words incorrectly. I'm from the U.S and I'd say I picked up 40% of it. Had it not been for the subtitles I probably would understand less to be honest.

    • @Needsmoreflash
      @Needsmoreflash 2 года назад +5

      What does he say at 1:21? To me it sounds like he says "My friend go outside smelly-smelly can buy 2 computer at this price." but that makes no sense 😕 Why did she call him Uncle? What does "He beautiful beautiful give you" mean?

    • @madhanize
      @madhanize 2 года назад +10

      @@Needsmoreflash I’m Assuming what he tried to interpret is like for the price of the current computer they show in the clip, he could’ve bought 2 computers in a store of much worser condition lmao. Reminder: I only get around like 70 percent of what he says so ye.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +5

      @@Needsmoreflash I’m from New Zealand and I understood like 70% of it too.

    • @Needsmoreflash
      @Needsmoreflash 2 года назад

      @@rachelcookie321 not surprising, which of us is closer to Singapore

  • @captainbroady
    @captainbroady Год назад +4

    Back when Singapore TV shows were worth watching

  • @reeseyme9613
    @reeseyme9613 7 лет назад +162

    64MB ram
    ah, those were the days

    • @weeyangtoh6049
      @weeyangtoh6049 3 года назад +2

      Computers were that expensive during those times with such poor specs😱We really come a long way😮

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 3 года назад

      @@weeyangtoh6049 Absolutely, jesus.
      What does the future have in store for the average consumer? :o

    • @crypeton
      @crypeton 2 года назад +2

      Go to the future
      Buy old computer
      Go back to past

    • @shawn1320
      @shawn1320 2 года назад

      @@weeyangtoh6049 now 64 gb

    • @GF-mf7ml
      @GF-mf7ml 2 года назад

      My computer have 6gb internal storage.

  • @johnnysow3033
    @johnnysow3033 3 года назад +5

    “Indian Net”, “How many money” and “How many dollars”! 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Ummmmmmmm841
    @Ummmmmmmm841 8 месяцев назад +3

    I remember when I went to Singapore, I speak mandarin and English myself, but could not understand neither the mandarin nor English in Singapore.

    • @MaseraSteve
      @MaseraSteve 8 месяцев назад

      that's Strange, the last time my family member visited there in 2016 and even that my grandmother could understand it.. I'll have to asked them later. The only people my grandmother ever complained are the chinese in san francisco chinatown this happened in 1980 and she said "they're quite arrogant, i spoke to them in chinese they answered us in Cantonese so they got shut up by my father speaking teochew dialect who knew one of the worker could speak both and began to lecturing the worker "

  • @ronankuek8646
    @ronankuek8646 2 года назад +16

    Im straight up dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rishiraj4626
    @rishiraj4626 Месяц назад

    Love that sound.

  • @dizzy6947
    @dizzy6947 2 года назад +29

    This is legit how me and my friends talk after our trip to singapore

  • @gamingsplatoon888
    @gamingsplatoon888 2 года назад +10

    That's why, I'm proud to be an Asian

  • @Thetanman96
    @Thetanman96 Год назад

    Love the hokkien when they talk to each other without the lady knowing lol

  • @solsolsolomon
    @solsolsolomon 8 месяцев назад

    So glad they put English captions

  • @Sarkohadi
    @Sarkohadi 2 года назад +11

    OMG, i miss singapore and KL alot 😭

  • @CutieRingoJoy
    @CutieRingoJoy 4 года назад +16

    Lmao I always sent this to overseas friend it's so funny

  • @TheEcoas
    @TheEcoas 3 года назад +6

    She's sooo cuteeee

  • @jxvier10
    @jxvier10 2 года назад +2

    “How many money ah?” IM DYING LOL

  • @heartsmich6208
    @heartsmich6208 3 года назад +57

    Until now I'll still say smelly smelly in texts to my friends 😂😂

  • @bowlampar
    @bowlampar 6 лет назад +79

    "Indian net" , how many money! is this Sin-glish ??. wow! haha....

  • @TheRunningComedian
    @TheRunningComedian 8 месяцев назад +1

    That tucked in shirt, the watch, phone holster and pager!?! Mans is lao ban all the way

  • @icebear3503
    @icebear3503 3 года назад +18

    I never missed watching old mark lee's movie that appears in my yt recommnd😂👍❤️

  • @braygonzales
    @braygonzales 2 года назад +20

    As a Filipino living in Malaysia, I can totally understand the conversation.

  • @noodles7193
    @noodles7193 2 года назад +22

    as a filipino, i probably understood like 90% of their conversation haha

    • @eloisanzara237
      @eloisanzara237 2 года назад +1

      The English part?

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx 2 года назад

      @@eloisanzara237 no. for chinese filipinos like me, the hokkien here is almost completely the same hokkien in the philippines...

    • @eloisanzara237
      @eloisanzara237 2 года назад

      @@xXxSkyViperxXx oh fr? I forgot how many Chinese lived in the Philippines for a moment haha

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx 2 года назад +2

      ​@@eloisanzara237 QC, or maybe these days the gov wants to now call itself as Kyusi lol. the original name of the city itself has hokkien roots as a surname, albeit hispanicized cuz of that president's father who worked for the spaniards before and married a spanish mestiza, even taught spanish and died with the spaniards in some church in baler.
      up to today, there's not really any real census data too to know how many chinese filipinos are in ph, especially many are mixed and others are old colonial-era assimilated families complicating things.
      im mostly still pure tho with no living relatives having any citizenship elsewhere but ph. the hokkien they use in the video is mostly the same as what my parents and grandparents use. the few mandarin they used i also recognize from what was taught in the filchi school im from before. the only thing strange about them is their english accent and when they talk about vegetable head or horse running which makes no sense in the hokkien of ph. i know tho that singaporean hokkien also has malay mixed in, which of course we have no idea of, but philippine hokkien also has a few spanish and tagalog loanwords, cuz siguro they spoke spanish before rin like we do with english now, and tagalog particles are very implicit lang talaga.

  • @SetiaTriantoTech
    @SetiaTriantoTech 3 года назад +190

    In Singapore several months ago, many people spoke English with like that dialect, so sometimes I did not recognize what they means. To avoid miscommunication, I try to spoke in Malay language awesome they could be also. I am from Indonesia. Peace for all✌

    • @dylo3212
      @dylo3212 3 года назад +2

      can you actually communicate with them using malay/indonesian?

    • @ttytty6940
      @ttytty6940 3 года назад +29

      😂 they must be Malaysian Chinese uncle working in Singapore

    • @tjahjadi659
      @tjahjadi659 3 года назад +13

      @@ttytty6940 might be, but it could also be becuz they pick up the language when talking/dealing with Malay neighbors or customers, they pick up the language via the many conversations 👍👍

    • @hiroshiyamashita2090
      @hiroshiyamashita2090 3 года назад +7

      @@ttytty6940 They are, if you don't already know. Even the Pinoy working here knows how to distinguish. Once I was standing infront of Kallang MRT, this Pinoy lady walked up to me and asked, "Sir, are you Japanese?" LOL Hawkeye lady

    • @mrmimeprime4149
      @mrmimeprime4149 2 года назад

      @@hiroshiyamashita2090 what a great story

  • @juanlucero8543
    @juanlucero8543 2 года назад +39

    I speak Spanish and I understand the vid perfectly XD Greetings from Argentina😎👌

    • @hedwigk.228
      @hedwigk.228 2 года назад +1

      Same for me but that I speak German haha

  • @notstoday465
    @notstoday465 2 года назад +23

    Combination of Chinese, Hokkien (or taiyu) and english is the best language. I use to remember my mom telling us the story when in the 90s most Singaporean speaks hokkien and its easy for her who only fluent in hokkien to travel there.

    • @cw8
      @cw8 Год назад

      Sadly now the new generation mostly won't know dialect.

    • @cloroxbleach9222
      @cloroxbleach9222 Год назад +2

      ​@@cw8 Even Singlish is starting to just become English with Chinese/Malay syntax. A lot of the slang borrowed from Hokkien, Malay, Tamil are disappearing.

    • @cw8
      @cw8 Год назад

      @@cloroxbleach9222 Yup very sadly. Think SG will become a very different country in 10 years time.

    • @joesama3282
      @joesama3282 Год назад +1

      ​@@cw8 There has been some trend on the rise of Eurasian, ThaiSin and the 4SeaChineseWaifu, alot sgrean seem to prefer marry people from outside thus globalization effect. I think in few years time singlish will be very different maybe rojak with some thai words like "mao moi" and "jing jing"

    • @greatpianoteddy3147
      @greatpianoteddy3147 10 месяцев назад

      I speak English and Chinese and I could understand most of it. (American English native speaker) It’s like mainly broken English with mandarin which I speak.

  • @danielhasibuan3846
    @danielhasibuan3846 2 года назад +38

    64MB RAM was fast, cost you up to 1000 plus. Imagine having 16GB RAM in that year, how much would it cost?

    • @Isaac-gh5ku
      @Isaac-gh5ku 2 года назад

      Maybe S$5000 to S$10k plus?

    • @jason8923
      @jason8923 2 года назад

      I don't think that existed back then

    • @MALAY_TENGU
      @MALAY_TENGU 2 года назад

      In that era 16gb ram didn't exist

    • @smarts6108
      @smarts6108 2 года назад

      Your whole life

    • @hajunjebat8180
      @hajunjebat8180 2 года назад

      8GB ram is the super computer in 1998.first time computer could defeat a world chess Champion.

  • @judytan9062
    @judytan9062 9 месяцев назад

    It’s still funny after so many years!

  • @jessicasmith5728
    @jessicasmith5728 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm an American and I found it funny when the guy with the blue plaid shirt said Indian net! 😂

  • @MKHLX
    @MKHLX 2 года назад +9

    Its so satisfying to hear this kind ko accent lah😂😂.

  • @HendriKurniawan
    @HendriKurniawan 2 года назад +10

    Woah, $1999 for computer with 64MB ram. Computer really expensive back then.

  • @imhangeum245
    @imhangeum245 2 года назад

    After watching the video, now I read the whole comment section in Singlish accent

  • @Joe-vy4nk
    @Joe-vy4nk 2 года назад +1

    This is easy to understand and im 100% English. People be out here acting like only someone from Singapore could possibly understand this. It's fine for anyone who has a decent grasp on the English language

  • @rezavahlevi949
    @rezavahlevi949 2 года назад +8

    I can't stop smiling and laughing watching this really old video

  • @rongbinng3635
    @rongbinng3635 6 лет назад +31

    笑死了哈哈 希望多出这样的电影

  • @ltdrumonthestreet4877
    @ltdrumonthestreet4877 2 года назад +2

    "you want to chop his vegetable head" 🤣🤣

  • @cac1504
    @cac1504 3 месяца назад +1

    Best ad for Best Denki

  • @Thefictitious_reel
    @Thefictitious_reel 2 года назад +3

    Everyone in Singapore should understand this hahaha.

  • @SerchhipChelsea
    @SerchhipChelsea 2 года назад +8

    Reminds me of Taro in Mind your Language. 😂😂😂

  • @rashyyyyy_
    @rashyyyyy_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    As a Malaysian, i understand every word coming out of his mouth

  • @gi_mampus_la7413
    @gi_mampus_la7413 2 года назад

    Nah cause I actually talk like this when ever I talk to my friends or family 😂

  • @booaks2980
    @booaks2980 2 года назад +3

    I'm from Malaysia, and we sometimes also speaks like that.

  • @santosmisha3117
    @santosmisha3117 Год назад +3

    that girl is cute when she smile .haha

  • @mightguy7173
    @mightguy7173 3 года назад +1

    Old but Gold mannn😂

  • @theawkwardamateurpotato6134
    @theawkwardamateurpotato6134 2 года назад +2

    You don't know how proud I am to be a chinese Malaysian and understand everything he was saying.

    • @voon7820
      @voon7820 11 месяцев назад

      Malaysian Chinese, not the other way round. Pls lah

  • @arsakh8499
    @arsakh8499 3 года назад +16

    I have been living in Malaysia, and the Singlish was very easy for me to understand LA.

    • @annemariw3169
      @annemariw3169 2 года назад

      Haiiya because singlish and manglish almost same

    • @thefreeburningspirit
      @thefreeburningspirit 2 года назад +1

      No surprise there, Malaysia and Singapore literally neighbors lo

  • @Jamie-yz5hs
    @Jamie-yz5hs 3 года назад +26

    Surely very happy times😁 in these days... down memory lane...😅😘

  • @jessiejames7492
    @jessiejames7492 11 месяцев назад

    Mark lee and co are the best!

  • @hyundaisonata8128
    @hyundaisonata8128 6 месяцев назад

    Man I’m a Malaysian-Indian and I love this!

  • @LargestClassifieds
    @LargestClassifieds 3 года назад +36

    Singlish is a beautiful language, vey down to earth and easy to learn

    • @regandonohue3899
      @regandonohue3899 2 года назад +20

      Singlish, in and of itself, isn't beautiful. Really, it isn't. What it is, is that it's a product of its environment. Efficient, straightforward, not always polite and a hodge-podge of culture.
      And it definitely isn't a language. It being a language implies that it can be learnt. I don't think it's that simple. Singlish is a way of life. You can only learn the lingo by immersing yourself in the culture, and therein lies the beauty. Every Malay knows Jialat. Every Chinese knows Goondu. Every Indian knows suka-suka. Even with less-than-stellar English skills, all 3 can understand each other.

    • @codepizza5077
      @codepizza5077 2 года назад +3

      You mean broken English?

    • @tristan6509
      @tristan6509 2 года назад +6

      @@codepizza5077 so is american english tbh

  • @JamesYeang
    @JamesYeang 2 года назад +12

    Very fast…64 mb RAM. Those were the days…

  • @rain2269
    @rain2269 2 года назад

    Omg i still remember this when it was still an advertisement on tv hahahaha

  • @user-gi8zs4pi6w
    @user-gi8zs4pi6w 2 года назад +1

    After watching many Singaporean videos, I can understand Singlish well now

  • @ken_q
    @ken_q 10 месяцев назад +6

    as someone who just visited Singapore, I can confirm that I freaked out and used full brain power to understand what they said at first

    • @Emsyaz
      @Emsyaz 9 месяцев назад

      Ouhh ok..you from which country?

    • @ken_q
      @ken_q 9 месяцев назад

      @@Emsyaz I’m half Vietnamnese/Japanese tho but i think my English is not that bad

  • @scandinaviantrip
    @scandinaviantrip 2 года назад

    I watched this 9 years ago... how time flies

    • @emolaine
      @emolaine Год назад

      What movie is that?

    • @joesama3282
      @joesama3282 Год назад +1

      @@emolaine That one not enough 1999

  • @anjaymabar9725
    @anjaymabar9725 Год назад

    This is actually quite understandable , when i visited singapore , theres a foreigner who native in english that cant even understand singlish . They speak so fast la 😂

  • @Bob-lz2cs
    @Bob-lz2cs 3 года назад +26

    Watching from Manipur, Northeast India.
    The accent is identical to the tribals' English here.