Certo method for passing a drug test: step-by-step
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- Опубликовано: 19 мар 2024
- The CERTO detox method is an effective way to pass a urine drug test, but it has several significant drawbacks that could lead to failure. In this video, I'll explain how to use it correctly and pass with flying colors.
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I’ve done this 3 times in the last 5ish years. 100% worked for me. Note that I smoke 3-5 times per week, (about 7 grams).
How did you do it?
Fuck yeah
What worked for you ? The drug test or certp
@@Notebook1111-xm3wh watch the video Sherlock Holmes
Does it only get rid of the or all drugs?
Does this method work for a dot drug test?
Left court just now ,it does work ,was a heavy smoker for years im 6’0 245 i took 1 the night before and 2 …5 HOURS before taking test .Passed
Did this for my job. 8yrs ago.
Did u take b12 also
Can you use water packets
Everybody please use two packets in one Gatorade. That’s what I do. And I also drink a half bottle of cranberry juice with a packet along with water.
Does it only get rid of the or all drugs?
@@sadboismokes999 I’m not sure
@@sadboismokes999THC only
@@sadboismokes999what else drug you on🤣🤣
@@NaimButler-yb6mq perc 30s😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I did this while on probation… it does work if properly followed!
@@Ebklooolajnnnniiiishhhh exactly how the video states. Instead of Gatorade, I used pedialyte. I’m about to do it again for my rehab classes to get my license reinstated in the fall. A nurse agreed with me that pectin does help with the process.
yeah fr whatd u do?
Wouldnt it be diluted though?
Bull feces I did it exactly like this and failed went to jail
@@JoseRHidalgoRBro really?
I did it today and it worked! I was really nervous it wouldn't work.
I'm about to go today
@@michaelcastaneda4135 results?
so i have to do it hours before the test?? or does it matter ?
@bo2gd680 I did both night and morning drink. My morning drink mix was at 7:30am and the drug test was 10am.
@@michaelcastaneda4135 did it work?
It will work for dipsticks but be careful with lab tests I wouldn’t risk anything
Bro I agree it does work !! Back there I use to smoke 2 times a week heavy still pass out !! This time I was on 9 month everyday smoking weed pen and blunt and weekend s edible once a while or some time dab !! I couldn’t pass mine test lmaoo 28 days I am still finding positive so !! All my fellas do ur home test first then go on actual drug test it’s only work for light smoker s not heavy shit !! Good luck
2 times a week is not heavy
@@hemicentralsrt3259you didn’t even read the entire comment
all depends on your body metabolism
i am 5'9 and been the same weight since i was 15 only 20 years ago
i am 130lbs no matter what
but i don't eat anything processed so my body is in check
im getting sonne no. 7 to do a detox on my body
i haven't toked up in a couple weeks so i know im clean af right now my job will test people randomly so i need to smoke little to none
i was a every day smoker for years
@@Jaylamah529😂
Just started smoking after about a year got a tip from my dad Sunday morning my mom plans to test me when I get home still pissing hot today after I drank a ton of water and juice hope I’m not cooked 🤞
What happened
Your Dad is the goat.
Tell him a random stranger in the internet said that about him.
@@klayatunde2247 Wouldn’t work I was still pissing hot 2 hours after then drank the second packet and tested at three hours still wouldn’t work I happened to be moving a lot at work so it could be that you need to be less active so they don’t get excreted from fat but ended up never getting tested by my mom
Gonna use this method tomorrow let y’all know how it goes!
Update: passed just got the job! This method For sure works
did you stop smoking weed for a few days or it didn’t matter (have a test coming up)
?^ and how often you smoke
@@Ddlynn17How long since you smoked before your test?
I’m taking mines today I’m a heavy smoker 3-4 blunts a day I got two hours before my test I’ll keep you guys posted
I got one tmr bro wish the best
@@josephmicheal9819 thanks good luck 👍🏼
How it go
Lmk the update cause ima get my cdl class in 5 days 😭
I canceled appointment but I’ll keep you guys updated ima give it a whole day drinking water and that stuff so by Thursday you guys should hear if I passed or failed
i had just took 10 blinkers the day before and had my test today just waiting on results i’ll update yall omm‼️
Good luck G. If u pass, I’m trying ts 😂
how it go??
you passing no doubt 🤲🏽🙏🏽
@@mrgetshigone I gotta wait 1 more day i’ll let yk
Lmk asap 😂
Taking drug test tomorrow will be doing this tonight and before my drug test (also been one week free)
Me too gang, lmk how it goes
@@Jadon-ob3xs 💯
how it go ?
@@isaiahwilliams7783 I go in 3 hours from now
@@Veqalihow it go
How do you stop your pee from getting too dialated if you supposed to drink like 3 bottles of water
B12 vitamins or Creatine
I did it before and it worked I have another test in the morning and now I’m nervous 😂
update?
Same bro
@@waddles9304passed
Does this completely remove all THC from your system, or only temporarily? If you were to do this and get tested multiple days later would it still work?
No it's only for about 2-4 hours max.
I think it just blocks your kidney from absorbing thc for that period of time
Going to try this today. Wish me luck!
Wishing you the best of luck, let us know how you did .
Did it work
Did it work my g????
Yo did it work?
Did it work
Took a test today boys wish me luck!
Good luck I have mine today at 10 😅
How it go lmk
@@raymondaguilar9159lmk how it goes 👍
Good luck got mine tomorrow
You cooked? Or
Going to use this method for a rapid drug test at a hospital and let y’all know how it goes. I hope it works for me haven’t smoked in a long time
Yea please let us know
@@carsong7589took it today this morning so now I’m waiting for results
I'd like to know
As of 2024 WA state does not drug test for marijuana. Only if the job can cause deaths (truckers, mechanics, etc) I applied for a warehouse forklift job thinking it was a job on the spectrum to my surprise marijuana was not on the drug test and I start next week.
Thanks for the info bro
i'm am in canada and i work for bloody effing surveyors! so they do random test depending on the job site...
gad damn i hate my job!
i'm living out in the sticks so i have no opportunity besides this one......
Are you supposed to split the 2 packs up into 2 days or do you get for and 2 for each day?
Got to at least trust ya ears bruh. 🤦🏿♂️
I have a test on the 10 days have been home testing and am still positive. Stopped 20 days ago. I’m going to do a trial run tonight and test again tomorrow at 11 to see if this works. Fingers crossed. Will update date results.
***followed all the methods shown. Used 2 packets.last night and this morning. Drank 48oz of water over two hours pissed twice third piss. Still positive on two separate strips
Let me know how it goes, i have a test in less than 2 weeks. Used to smoke maryjane everyday, im 4 days sober now.
You should urinate at least three times and then test your fourth.
Also don't collect your immediate stream discharge, because the begging of your steam is the heaviest with particles. Let some go in the toilet, clamp it, and then give your middle steam into the sample cup for the home test.
Make sure your drinking the concoctions within 5 minutes of pouring the certo, don't wait longer.
Lastly I don't think you drank enough water. I heard some peeps say drink a gallon. That's possible over kill but 48 Oz is too little I think.
Video says 48 Oz every hour for the three hours. That's 48 × 3 before testing yourself. You definitely didn't drink enough water.
smoked everyday since 2019 and taking my first certo packet the night before with creatine supplements, i’ll update if i pass
Did you pass?
@@vincentewunes4759 i go in rn lol i’ll lyk
Yo did u pass
How’d it go i test Monday. Nervous
@@naimahwilson2928 came back dilluted i gotta retest
Anyone tried this ???
Work Drug test are dumb AF
i'm getting some sonne no.7 and 15 NG/ML test and seeing how long it takes to flush out the smallest amount of THC
HERE YE HERE YE. MY TEST IS TOMORROW. I WILL ACTUALLY UPDATE REGARDLESS AND SHARE MY METHOD. TALK TO YALL TOMORROW!
Yo lmk
@@elsanchez2811 GOING WITHING NEXT FEW HOURS!
side note. I ended up buying creatine monohydrate and B12 vitamins mixing them in a Gatorade and have been slamming that body armor and water since I woke up, I drank a certo g rade last night and one a couple hours ago my insides hate me and I'm feeling really weird but my urine is still very clear and kinda cloudy maybe a little color in there but with the creatine in me I'm hoping it will pass! be back in a few hours! I will let you know!!!
@@elsanchez2811 I'm not entirely sure I passed yet, although I did not receive a message or call from the place I was hiring and it's been 24 hours, either they are really scanning it or I possibly passed, will keep updates!
@@xDeadTowelxpraying for you bro 🙏🏽
@@uhdexter1738 No call or text saying I failed or didn't, it's been 24 hours since the test, I will be giving it another day or so, I ended up using creatine and B12 as supplements to make sure my levels look somewhat biologically true, make sure you take vitamins because this certo stuff rips up your insides and takes away a lot of healthy bacteria, haven't felt very good since but hopefully it was worth it! Hope this helps and if anything changes I will let you know! TTYL and God bless you brother I really appreciate that 🙏
Does this work for alcohol?
I mean alcohol is based off how many drinks u had then it’s out ur System
I gotta test in 2 days for work I really hope this works
Same I got mine on Thursday, good luck
update?
@@miguelmullins5576 it works bro just pee a lot
@@PistolSquadwym by pee a lot ? Pee a lot AFTER drinking the certo?
@@TreStunna3x Yes after drinking the first one in the pack pee a lot and drink water then the next day when you have the test you drink the second one that’s in the certo pack and you should pass.
Doing this tmr boys wish me luck ill lyk how its goes (2 days clean) am i cooked?😔
same here lol, we getting that job!
Lmk how it goes I have one coming up too idk how soon and I just stopped today
(Update) IT FUCKING WORKED BOYS I GOT THE JOB I put it in the the Gatorade bottle and chugged it in under a minute I did that 3 hours before the test after taking the certo I chugged 5 water bottles and pissed 4 times before my test piss remember at LEAST 2 days clean good luck my boys get that bread🙏
heavy smoker?
@@uki6491 glad to hear it bro my ass is hella paranoid because idk how soon I’m being tested but I stopped smoking Monday and i have atleast until next week before they tell me where to go but im gonna test it once before i do it fr to make sure its negative then do it again before the test other than that been taking some activated charcoal and drinking a gallon of water every day until my test
Does it only get rid of THC or all drugs? Cause I do Perc 30s an need to pass clean for probation 🙄 😭😴
Only weed , u shouldn’t even do perc 30s , u killing ur brain slowly
That’s goes out your system in 3 days
Idk how y'all can live like that lol
@@nbkbot7836 it's a sad life💀🗿
@@nbkbot7836I know you're not talking lol.
I just finished my night drink. My test is at 10:30am I will do the same thing before my test. I will update if it worked 😣 ( btw I’m a heavy smoker and I smoked on Sunday around 12 am. So I been one day clean)
Update?
@@JaneenGonzalez-rx7bd it’s 8:54am my time right. I haven’t gone yet.
@@chevellemccain5332update?
@@morganlewis3633 it’s 10:03am I’m at the lab right now. Waiting to be called in to do my test. I won’t get results to probably 3 days later so I’ll let yall know
Let us know I'm a day clean too bout to try this
Will try this tomorrow, heavy smoker, been smoking since 7th grade, currently 18 years old. I have a drug test tomorrow, been trying detox this, detox that, my test are still positive. Keep in mind I been working out, started sauna for 30 min a day ( currently on day 6) as well. Wish me luck, will update if anyone interested. I am currently 2 weeks clean also and drinking more than 1 gallon of water a day
Howd it go
@@rafaeljackson7755 had the test at 9:30 am, I took at at home drug test around 7:30 ish and I passed that one, I’ll keep you updated when I get the actual labco test results back
@@rafaeljackson7755just got my results back, I PASSED!!! lmk if you want to know the exact thing I did so I can list it in depth
@@rafaeljackson7755passed!!
@@rafaeljackson7755 my replies aren’t sending for some reason
I passed!
Awesome! What did you do?
@@bradleyorton4076 1 packet certo before bed wake up make another certo gatorade mix and drank it slower for about 2 hours then SLAMMED water bixed with b12 tablets and creatine after about 2 bottles of water just put creatine in it, make sure you do at least 4 full doses of creatine before otherwise when you pee is slightly clearer than normal they lab test it and test creatinine levels (creatine metabolite) and if its lower than normal you fail for diluting, i also stopped smoking as soon as i thought about getting a big job and so for about a week i stopped and i was everyday all day smoker for 12 years, btw the b12 is for color in urine althought mine was barely yellow/green/cloudy i almost thought i failed but my boss is DUMB and never sent my congrats you start yadayada email too late but good luck and btw take vitamins because the certo basically strips you of all you vital gut bacteria and nutrients, after its all said and done go buy a kombucha for when your insides are yelling at you for using organic draino on your organs, kombucha is probiotics drink its healthy bacteria used for digestion and other stuff hope this helps take care everyone and please next time just do it the old fationed way and just dont do drugs!
@@bradleyorton4076 1 packet certo before bed wake up make another certo gatorade mix and drank it slower for about 2 hours then SLAMMED water bixed with b12 tablets and creatine after about 2 bottles of water just put creatine in it, make sure you do at least 4 full doses of creatine before otherwise when you pee is slightly clearer than normal they lab test it and test creatinine levels (creatine metabolite) and if its lower than normal you fail for diluting, i also stopped smoking as soon as i thought about getting a big job and so for about a week i stopped and i was everyday all day smoker for 12 years, btw the b12 is for color in urine althought mine was barely yellow/green/cloudy i almost thought i failed but my boss is DUMB and never sent my congrats you start yadayada email too late but good luck and btw take vitamins because the certo basically strips you of all you vital gut bacteria and nutrients, after its all said and done go buy a kombucha for when your insides are yelling at you for using organic draino on your organs, kombucha is probiotics drink its healthy bacteria used for digestion and other stuff hope this helps take care everyone and please next time just do it the old fationed way and just dont do drugs!
@@bradleyorton4076 1 packet certo before bed wake up make another certo gatorade mix and drank it slower for about 2 hours then SLAMMED water bixed with b12 tablets and creatine after about 2 bottles of water just put creatine in it, make sure you do at least 4 full doses of creatine before otherwise when you pee is slightly clearer than normal they lab test it and test creatinine levels (creatine metabolite) and if its lower than normal you fail for diluting, i also stopped smoking as soon as i thought about getting a big job and so for about a week i stopped and i was everyday all day smoker for 12 years, btw the b12 is for color in urine althought mine was barely yellow/green/cloudy i almost thought i failed but my boss is DUMB and never sent my congrats you start yadayada email too late but good luck and btw take vitamins because the certo basically strips you of all you vital gut bacteria and nutrients, after its all said and done go buy a kombucha for when your insides are yelling at you for using organic draino on your organs, kombucha is probiotics drink its healthy bacteria used for digestion and other stuff hope this helps take care everyone and please next time just do it the old fationed way and just dont do drugs!
@@bradleyorton4076 I wrote other comments my friend Im tired of repeating myself because my comments keep auto deleting ❤❤
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Dose it cover cocaine ?
Man I'm tryna figure out if it covers percs
Nope I failed for that but passed for thc
Got my test in a couple days pray for me as a daily heavy smoker😢
That’s fine man iv been there
@@wthshorts9287did u pass using certo
@@wthshorts9287did you pass atleast
Bro please update me lol
Update me to bro because I’m about to try this for my drug test
Just took my Lab test today and the only thing I'm worried about is that my results may be diluted. I'm not a heavy user. I actually quit for personal reasons a month B4 and I had no idea I was going to be tested. Walked into a screening fully confident and a week later got the call that I was way way over the limit. The intake Supe gave me the option to take it again and this time I decided to increase my chances with this method. Wish I had taken a creatine, but I passed my control home test, and then my post Certo test showed even better results. Wish me luck!
Did you pass? Also next time drink some juice or something to add color to your urine
@@chevellemccain5332 Yup! I did the single bottle of Certo and Yellow Gatorade drunk within 5 minutes of pouring; 4-5 hours B4 the test. Drank about 1/2 to 3/4 of a gallon of water, and half another yellow Gatorade omw to the lab. Also took some B12 supplements. Urinated 3-4 times and did the home test as previously stated. Made sure to only bottle my mid stream as well (if your able to make that happen). Have another certification to complete and I start Med Courier in 2 weeks. Hope your test is full of negativity, good luck.
I did this once and it came back diluted have to do a retest I’m going to try with the creatine and vitamin B wish me luck! I’ll post on results!
Did it work ?
Did it work???
Did it work?
Am I cooked I smoke everyday and I gotta test tmrw
youre kind of cooked, you have to stop smoking at LEAST 24 hrs before the test
Did it work
How’d the test go
M0nk€y Wπizz bro...check it out. I didn't go this route as I'm not a heavy user and I had about two months sober, but a very good source told me this works, and research confirmed.
How it go ?????
Gonna have a test tomorrow remind me to let you guys know how it goes
let me know how it goes bro i need to take a test on the 14th.
Sameee bro I gotta take one on the 12th
@@jasonblackmon2495 just took the test waiting on the results it was a non-dot test and I put my 2 weeks in already so I’m all in on this pray for me
Did it work?
Did it work bro? I got one twmr
If you’re a heavy smoker it doesn’t work
Just get Clean guys this doesn’t work. I’m 5’7 about 150 pounds. And I don’t carry a lot of body fat. I smoke everyday a couple of bowl packs. I quit smoking 3 days before the test used Certo I did drink so much water. Lemon water everything you could think of and I still came back positive for Marijuana. Also I am an extremely active person. Sorry for the bad news everybody.
This does not work 100% of the time
This doesn’t work. I failed my drug test and now I got my color changed.
Got to piss today trying it to
I will let yall know I got a test tomorrow I already drinked one at 5:30 and drinked water at 5:35 and drinked another water 6:30 and 7:30
Okay good luck
I passed the drug test
@@samersarmad6891 congratulations 🥳🥳🥳
when was the last time you smoked , if you don’t mind me asking?
So should I poop before the test or after it makes me need to shit
Doesnt matter. Some of the THC metabolites are released through this way. So yes. Go ahead and go before.
I try lot of detox as well waste money
Find anything that works?
Is that Ben Shapiro
I got a test today for probation I’ll let yall know if I pass. If I don’t then I’m in jail 🤷🏾♂️
Bet keep updated
Well shit are you in jail?
Damn free him
I’m not in jail but that shit only works if you stop smoking like 3-4 days before your test.
If you wanna pass a drug test. Stop doing drugs lol.
Go away
@@ColeShort-zr4tn
The truth hurts 😭
@ColeShort-zr4tn facts, mfs always have some smart bs to say lol.
@@vilheard3030
The truth hurts brotha 🫣
I smoke myself.. I was and am just grown enough to stop smoking for 30 days to better my life and get the job I have now 🫢
Resumed my normal activities soon as I handed that cup back and went out that door.
Honestly had me high af, I highly recommend tolerance breaks.
Asking for a friend
But does this sh!t work for Suboxone
Edit: "my friend" needs to know something before THIS MONDAY!.....
Js 😬