Portal 2 but it's Wipeout

WIP, gonna add a LOT more.
They're honestly both a lot alike. Both send people through dangerous agility courses for the entertainment of the host with promise of a reward, while said host makes sarcastic remarks and laughs as you fall into the brown water.

[@ImmortalAbsol]

Wheatley totally would have done this it the facility wasn't going into meltdown.

[@doctorcreeps2169]

“Grrrr stay still please!”
“stop moving!!!”
- Wheatley, probably

[@PunishedKrab]

This literally looks like something that Cave Johnson would actually put in the facility randomly and then ends up with an entire town’s worth of test subjects dead

[@whytoexist9954]

how to make wipeout 10x more deadlier: put the entire course in aperture

[@lionocyborg6030]

If only the big balls were that easy in the real Total Wipeout. Wheatley could easily take over from Hammond.

[@TheAnimationConnoisseur]

Chell would seriously be the greatest Wipeout contestant ever!

[@shadydaemon4178]

This should be a DLC

[@CenturyRev]

I'm deaf, now.

[@kiddsawesomechanel]

GLaDOS Line: "The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is required for test subjects to participate in a non-portal involved obstacle course, where failing means certain death. Good luck."
Wheatley Line: "Okay, okay. So, portal tests have gotten a bit boring. So, hear me out on this, an _obstacle course._ Sounds cool, right? No portals, no unique testing elements, just you, the deadly goop at the bottom, and the obstacles. Sounds fun! I think."

[@crazybird199]

Yeah, that's pretty much it!

[@LexiLunarpaw]

Hello I'm Cave Johnson, after the show "Wipeout" got canceled by ABC I at Aperture Science decided to Purchase the Rights to the Show! The Bean Counters told me I couldn't afford to buy it but I did it anyway! I decided to give it the Aperture Brand! Im leaning toward ApertureOut! Marketing boys thing something else so ApertureOut it is! - Cave Johnson (Probably)

[@thegoldenstation9723]

And instead of Glados, it's the two Johns that talk to you

[@Pnezyx2056]

me thinking wipeout the racing game silly me

[@lionocyborg6030]

That’s OK. I knew about the game series first too. (Wipeout Pure on PSP specifically)

[@TheRealQuartz]

you are missing glados roasting the player like a show host

[@inputoutput1414]

you should create a fucking monitor with richard hammond on it cause why the fuck not

[@PinkAndPathetic]

Portal 2 if it was awesome

[@Haffey.z64]

it is awesome already

[@ImmortalAbsol]

​@@Haffey.z64agreed

[@mikk.t.7824]

​@@Haffey.z64portal 2 if it was even more awesome

[@zimakov]

Contact Valve and tell them your DLC idea. I want to see this in the game :)

[@Antek1234l]

Portal 2 if it was TV show:

[@underpussy_]

comment to boost video engagement

[@The_Real_Progressbar95]

amazing.

[@invisisolation]

It actually looks fun...

[@teamdoodz]

peak

[@SpacekidZ]

GENIUS

[@bungler433]

0/10 the red balls dont bounce you

[@jamesbryan287]

I mean, you can kind of tell they were going for that. It makes the blue gel bounce sound when jumping off of them and there is some slight elevation added from the jump

[@nuclearshill]

The red balls function exactly like blue gel does. If you hold ctrl while landing, you won't bounce.

[@bungler433]

@@nuclearshill oh my bad

[@LilyTheCuteKitty432]

That is beautiful

[@ReyHunter]

Nice

[@minelayer26]

anyone remember playing the nintendo DS wipeout game?

[@MrGermandeutsch]

honestly quite icnredible

[@ea_sports1]

nice

[@JavaJumper]

Lmao nice

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Frontpage maps but good?

[@gatto_furry]

Spplice?

[@treborcd]

very cool! will this be available as a mod or map?

[@nuclearshill]

A map. Though I am busy with Portal: Divinity and Aperture Salt Mines development so don't expect it for a while

[@krisdreemurr112]

cool