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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @texanv1nce902
    @texanv1nce902 Год назад +3152

    Everything’s bigger in Texas, even our senators

    • @helicopterodecombate8475
      @helicopterodecombate8475 Год назад +30

      But he is from colorado 💀

    • @Cobra-King3
      @Cobra-King3 Год назад +163

      ​@@helicopterodecombate8475Born in Texas still makes him a Texan, ergo Texan laws of nature apply

    • @helicopterodecombate8475
      @helicopterodecombate8475 Год назад +22

      @@Cobra-King3 sorry i didnt saw the in the first second it said born in texas 😅

    • @texanv1nce902
      @texanv1nce902 Год назад +40

      Unspoken rule of Texas, if your born in Texas you are forever a Texan, no matter where you go or what ya do.

    • @Michael19182
      @Michael19182 11 месяцев назад

      Texas is the America of America

  • @alfjones6377
    @alfjones6377 10 месяцев назад +1441

    a big American fanatic born in Texas that played quarterback and served in the navy is the most American thing I ever heard before .

    • @timmyjimmy7413
      @timmyjimmy7413 10 месяцев назад +70

      Soldier has competition for who's more psychotically patriotic

    • @danaa-
      @danaa- 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@timmyjimmy7413 armstrong is sociopathic(doesnt care about the millions of possible lost lives) soldier is borderline suicidally patriotic

    • @ashlirabid9614
      @ashlirabid9614 4 месяца назад +9

      The way we like it.

    • @zelkremskyholder1239
      @zelkremskyholder1239 3 месяца назад +8

      It would be more American if he served in the army or marines instead

    • @radudumitru3306
      @radudumitru3306 3 месяца назад +3

      @@timmyjimmy7413 nah soldier would honestly just try and make him win the elections

  • @isaacfoley6728
    @isaacfoley6728 Год назад +1149

    Nano machines son-
    Senator Armstrong 2020 campaign

    • @xwingknight
      @xwingknight Год назад +30

      He has my vote

    • @69steezeWiz
      @69steezeWiz Год назад +33

      Mr. Armstrong! If you become President what are you going to do about the worsening economy, the rising homeless population and gas prices at an all time high?
      Nanomachines, son

    • @simonung5615
      @simonung5615 10 месяцев назад +8

      They harden in response to physical trauma

  • @daegonervin3491
    @daegonervin3491 11 месяцев назад +561

    QUARTERBACK?!!??!?! Man’s built like cargo ship sized linebacker

    • @algorithmoverlord1051
      @algorithmoverlord1051 8 месяцев назад +42

      Imagine a 500 pound QB tho

    • @showtun1_655
      @showtun1_655 7 месяцев назад +41

      @@algorithmoverlord1051I’m no expert but im pretty sure 500lbs was after he put on the nanomachines, which probably weigh a metric fuckton

    • @algorithmoverlord1051
      @algorithmoverlord1051 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@showtun1_655 to be fair you never know in universes like this…they are meant to be over the top

    • @speedathecheetah7756
      @speedathecheetah7756 4 месяца назад +17

      Well he’s played college ball yknow

    • @stachpema452
      @stachpema452 4 месяца назад

      Could have gone pro if he did not join the navy ​@@speedathecheetah7756

  • @PunishedSnakeV
    @PunishedSnakeV Год назад +2254

    Senator based enough to beat a brazilian

    • @Kidnamedpeace
      @Kidnamedpeace Год назад

      weakest brazillian vs strongest shitter

    • @Jax_brix
      @Jax_brix Год назад +16

      lol

    • @Kontingency_Krusader
      @Kontingency_Krusader 9 месяцев назад +30

      Armstrong 2024

    • @CorruptionManX
      @CorruptionManX 2 месяца назад +2

      I didn't understand, I hate not understanding jokes.

    • @homurakasaino29
      @homurakasaino29 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@CorruptionManX Sam is Brazilian, he lost to Armstrong

  • @Jedi-Dell
    @Jedi-Dell Год назад +424

    Making the mother of all omelets Jack, can’t fret over every egg!

    • @Insertnamehere684
      @Insertnamehere684 11 месяцев назад +22

      "Why wont you die?!" Hahahahaha....nanomachines son! They harden in response to physical trauma!

  • @estebanyt5439
    @estebanyt5439 Год назад +391

    Bro's got my vote.

    • @Frazier16
      @Frazier16 9 месяцев назад +11

      Him and johnthan irons from Cod

    • @NoahWood-j1v
      @NoahWood-j1v 3 месяца назад

      You’d vote him?
      I guess I was wrong about you, you’re not mad..
      You’re bat shit insane!

  • @tayloriousmaximus
    @tayloriousmaximus 5 месяцев назад +220

    "Mimir, speak of Armstromg. He claims nothing harms him."
    "Aye, Armstrong is immune to all threats, physical or magical."

    • @MasquedMocha
      @MasquedMocha 4 месяца назад +34

      "Mimir, speak of nanomachines."
      "Aye, they harden in response to physical trauma"

    • @Beamswordgowoosh
      @Beamswordgowoosh 3 месяца назад +6

      Bro Kratos going up against Armstrong just scares me

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 3 месяца назад

      ​@@BeamswordgowooshArmstrong wins unless kratos uses magic it's not even funny

    • @Beamswordgowoosh
      @Beamswordgowoosh 3 месяца назад +7

      @@datcheesecakeboi6745 I’m not really talking about who wins, just that the fight would be terrifying

    • @matsimurf_5900
      @matsimurf_5900 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@datcheesecakeboi6745kratos strength and durability IS "magical"🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @zaxitron2714
    @zaxitron2714 Год назад +219

    Armstrong got that DAWG in him

  • @DJKixxOfficial
    @DJKixxOfficial Год назад +96

    Armstrong frets over NO eggs 😂

  • @BugnerLoveDaHamburmger
    @BugnerLoveDaHamburmger Год назад +49

    Bro even without nanomachines, when he said he could rip the president in 2, he wasn’t kidding

  • @kittyluvr
    @kittyluvr Год назад +654

    an irish actor voicing a stereotypical american nationalist is so funny idk why

    • @user-ph3vt5eo6l
      @user-ph3vt5eo6l Год назад +18

      or any time they get english actors to be american southern or new england accent like wouldbt it be easier to just cast actual americans 😂

    • @DefinitelyJarvis
      @DefinitelyJarvis Год назад +51

      *Scottish

    • @DefinitelyJarvis
      @DefinitelyJarvis Год назад +15

      ​@@user-ph3vt5eo6llet's just be glad we got Alistair duncan for Armstrong

    • @eidoneverchoosen1171
      @eidoneverchoosen1171 Год назад +7

      I have some Irish heritage but i sound more like an English American unless try I to sound Irish.

    • @yoda2824
      @yoda2824 Год назад +19

      Irish actor playing an American character created by a Japanese game studio

  • @RealmsSMPStudios
    @RealmsSMPStudios 10 месяцев назад +59

    I’ve heard this guy be called The Ultimate American…

    • @ZIONOMANIA
      @ZIONOMANIA 3 месяца назад +5

      I mean... It ain't wrong

    • @RealmsSMPStudios
      @RealmsSMPStudios 3 месяца назад +4

      @@ZIONOMANIAyeah, although looking back it’s probably an understatement considering how nationalistic this guy is…

    • @radudumitru3306
      @radudumitru3306 3 месяца назад +1

      @@RealmsSMPStudios the most ultimate american :)

    • @RealmsSMPStudios
      @RealmsSMPStudios 3 месяца назад +1

      @@radudumitru3306 the Most Ultimate True Super American

    • @IsThatSupra199
      @IsThatSupra199 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ZIONOMANIAyou ain't wrong

  • @ginzan4622
    @ginzan4622 9 месяцев назад +26

    Looks similiar enough to one of our 2024 President Candidate on Indonesia

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 5 месяцев назад +13

    Moral of the story: DON’T F*CK WITH THIS SENATOR!

  • @jeankulfor5931
    @jeankulfor5931 Год назад +105

    Weakest Colorado guy:

    • @Norway642
      @Norway642 Год назад +15

      As a coloradan can confirm we are all tall and jacked

    • @newguytryingames4343
      @newguytryingames4343 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Norway642 Not you specifically

    • @DimitriAlexandreBlaiddyd14
      @DimitriAlexandreBlaiddyd14 27 дней назад

      @@Norway642 Can confirm. Student at DU, everyone can bench press the fucking library

  • @x-rex7236
    @x-rex7236 8 месяцев назад +21

    Everybody is wrong, its the college ball hobby that gave armstrong his enhancements not the Nanomachine, son

  • @Angushrothgar
    @Angushrothgar Год назад +190

    Dude if a candidate was 6'7 and 500 pounds I'd vote for him, I always believed instead of a global conflict the leaders of two countries should just battle to the death. Ya know, put your money where your mouth is.

    • @unowno123
      @unowno123 11 месяцев назад +37

      Armstrong would evidently support that idea

    • @howdoichangemyprofilepictu9839
      @howdoichangemyprofilepictu9839 11 месяцев назад +9

      He would win to... I think it's a great idea.

    • @TheFawfulExpressMustardO-cx6mw
      @TheFawfulExpressMustardO-cx6mw 11 месяцев назад +2

      @Angushrothgar
      I guess the problem with that is that pour putting your country's faith in the physical abilities of one person.

    • @Kevin7557
      @Kevin7557 10 месяцев назад +16

      You would have liked Teddy Roosevelt. He did that with Spain before being president and won.

    • @bryanitza-chulopez1658
      @bryanitza-chulopez1658 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@Kevin7557Teddy Roosevelt was a badass no doubt about it. But completely opposite to Senator Armstrong in terms of politics. Teddy was a progressive while Armstrong is a libertarian.

  • @Vigilante8841
    @Vigilante8841 4 месяца назад +7

    "That's a nice argument, Senator, but can you back it up with a source?"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 месяца назад +1

      "Source: Me!"
      - Senator Armstrong, probably

    • @Katrina-q5c
      @Katrina-q5c 3 месяца назад +7

      “Source? My source is I made it the fuck up!” -Senator Steven Armstrong

    • @maw4734
      @maw4734 16 дней назад +2

      @@Katrina-q5c "And as you know, American imperialism is absolutely justified, because we had a black president once."

  • @zenochara7522
    @zenochara7522 Год назад +28

    it’s the mother of all omelets

  • @joeslickback
    @joeslickback 8 месяцев назад +27

    If it isn't Sussy Jack
    Bro, are you high?
    Let me check...yes
    HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT

  • @A-Person1
    @A-Person1 5 месяцев назад +84

    Unironically, Armstrong would be the best candidate

    • @doodlehates_uttp
      @doodlehates_uttp 5 месяцев назад +16

      He's way better of an option than Biden and Trump

    • @Vigilante8841
      @Vigilante8841 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@doodlehates_uttp
      Dude's literally a caricature of Trump.

    • @shad03void99
      @shad03void99 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Vigilante8841 The game came out around 2013, Trump became President in 2017, Trump copied Armstrong 😂
      I mostly mean it as a joke, but damn the resemblance between the two's spoken ideals is insane.

    • @smasher_zed8888
      @smasher_zed8888 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@shad03void99they even both said the will make America great agaim

    • @cringerfilmmaker
      @cringerfilmmaker 3 месяца назад

      ​@@smasher_zed8888 trump definitely played the game.

  • @TheBoomingWT
    @TheBoomingWT 7 месяцев назад +2

    "HOW AREN'T YOU DEAD YET!?"
    *Laugh's in nano machine's* "NANO MACHINE'S SON!"

  • @so.dreezy
    @so.dreezy 10 месяцев назад +9

    The actor also voiced Mimir in the new GOW games. Those 2 characters couldnt be farther apart in personality

  • @thein8ererator518
    @thein8ererator518 11 месяцев назад +14

    Armstrong for president 2024

  • @banna504
    @banna504 Год назад +15

    dont forget he played college ball couldve gone pro if he hadnt joined the navy

  • @BasedChad1
    @BasedChad1 5 месяцев назад +10

    I would probably vote for Armstrong tbch, even my Mom was pretty enthused until he got to the more darwinistic bit.

  • @ChavdarKaloyanov1
    @ChavdarKaloyanov1 29 дней назад +1

    Тhis guy eats the mother of all omelettes every day to stay this jacked.

  • @Some-q1
    @Some-q1 3 месяца назад +2

    Armstrong never implemented nano machines into himself, every Texan is born with self hardening skin and mending nanomachines

    • @ZAND4TSU
      @ZAND4TSU Месяц назад

      @@Some-q1 i never knew i had those:0

  • @Lazarus_1.0
    @Lazarus_1.0 Месяц назад +2

    Tbh, Armstrong as President would be cool as fuck. No old guy with orange skin and hair.
    Imagine all the speeches he could give!
    „I am making the mother of all omlettes here, can’t fret over every egg!“

  • @g1shockwave1984
    @g1shockwave1984 10 месяцев назад +9

    Armstrong for President

  • @egotrip995
    @egotrip995 Год назад +28

    Super jim cornette

  • @OfficialDoctorHawk
    @OfficialDoctorHawk Месяц назад +1

    I love the implication that Metal Gear is canon in Helldivers. Now we need HF Blades in Helldivers.

  • @uncledave953
    @uncledave953 7 месяцев назад +2

    "STANDING HERE, I REALISE"

  • @HelljumperE7ZJ
    @HelljumperE7ZJ 4 месяца назад +4

    He has my vote

  • @Guts956
    @Guts956 10 месяцев назад +3

    I lived in Colorado all my life and there was actually a senator Armstrong back in the 1970s and 80s

  • @AK-qh6lr
    @AK-qh6lr 5 месяцев назад +3

    I mean... I'd vote for him

  • @I.Simmonds
    @I.Simmonds 10 месяцев назад +7

    500lbs is bigger than most Silver-back Gorillas! Quaterback? No one 500lbs would be wasted as a quaterback.

    • @gargarbad6047
      @gargarbad6047 4 месяца назад

      he might be thinner in college

  • @Macken-n9l
    @Macken-n9l Год назад +7

    So he's a unit

    • @SDguy3030
      @SDguy3030 11 месяцев назад +2

      An absolute unit, son.

  • @oensjsendnfh7967
    @oensjsendnfh7967 Год назад +62

    Armstrong vs Donald trump vs Hillary Clinton

  • @00kills42
    @00kills42 2 месяца назад +1

    If armstrong was real he really would have no problems in getting people to follow him

  • @HehdhxNsndndnd-up6tg
    @HehdhxNsndndnd-up6tg 3 месяца назад +1

    500lbs is crazy.

  • @VincentK.McMahon
    @VincentK.McMahon 6 месяцев назад +2

    Armstrong on dat dere premium nanomachines bulk

  • @raikynovianto4492
    @raikynovianto4492 5 месяцев назад +6

    His face model is Anies Baswedan

  • @CaptainFordoCanonizingCommitee
    @CaptainFordoCanonizingCommitee 3 месяца назад +1

    Let's see:
    - Steven
    - Denver, Colorado
    - Position of power
    - Suit
    So...
    Senator Armstrong may be secretly DSaF 1 Phone Guy

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 4 месяца назад +1

    ‘Was six foot seven-‘
    Uh-huh, and?
    ‘And was 500Ibs’
    O_o

    • @datcheesecakeboi6745
      @datcheesecakeboi6745 3 месяца назад

      He also took no damage while being punched hundreds of time by someone who could casually throw a 200ft tall mech
      He is possible one of the strongest people in the majority of franchises

  • @CyberController-
    @CyberController- 9 месяцев назад +4

    How Metal Gear started: Secret agent needs to sneak through this forest to save a scientist
    How Metal Gear ended: Cyborg ninja punches U.S senator 100 times

  • @AmandaFessler
    @AmandaFessler 3 дня назад

    He also voiced the Turian Councilor from Mass Effect.

  • @Eggzrgoood
    @Eggzrgoood 3 месяца назад +1

    I don’t remember seeing Armstrong on the ballets in 2020.

    • @HeDoMo3r
      @HeDoMo3r 2 месяца назад

      He died before the elections.

  • @karimsarif8934
    @karimsarif8934 10 месяцев назад +1

    He didn't have grey eyes he had NANOMACHINES SON

  • @redbellum
    @redbellum 4 месяца назад +1

    we needed him in 2020 😢

  • @memebrain2177
    @memebrain2177 11 месяцев назад +2

    Only hank hill can stop someone like him

  • @Deesbig69420
    @Deesbig69420 3 месяца назад

    Don’t forget the part where he can heal like half of his health in like 5 seconds

  • @DIO.S_STANDAH
    @DIO.S_STANDAH Месяц назад

    2020 ....... At least Armstrong can walk and talk

  • @NIKBIGMAK485
    @NIKBIGMAK485 11 месяцев назад +2

    Could've gone pro if I didn't salt the gravy

  • @bentleybrabec
    @bentleybrabec 7 месяцев назад +3

    TEXAS MENTIONED 🗣️🔥💯🤠🇨🇱

  • @Gcarrinho
    @Gcarrinho 23 дня назад

    You forgot to mention that he used to play college ball

  • @lfazeobama
    @lfazeobama 2 месяца назад

    When he beat sam i was shocked bro 😳

  • @TreWilliams-bb-inc
    @TreWilliams-bb-inc Год назад +6

    Nano Machines Son!!!!!

  • @Memeamyoto621
    @Memeamyoto621 3 месяца назад

    A Man of true Democracy and Freedom

  • @ShrimpsonH
    @ShrimpsonH 3 месяца назад

    I swear to god someone new is the “strongest private military group” every 6 months in this universe

  • @yasscraftx21._.
    @yasscraftx21._. 7 месяцев назад +1

    2 meters 500 pounds! Mf has a daily calorie intake of like 5000

  • @QiuQiuChannel-ni3xj
    @QiuQiuChannel-ni3xj Год назад +1

    And Dont forget he also have a dream

  • @mattmurdock5424
    @mattmurdock5424 3 месяца назад

    He would have had my vote

  • @DorkMatter001
    @DorkMatter001 9 месяцев назад

    He's got my vote

  • @jacobramirez6623
    @jacobramirez6623 11 месяцев назад

    “Nano machines son”

  • @slimygamesyt
    @slimygamesyt 24 дня назад

    Born in Texas is all I needed to hear for this man to have my vote

  • @Ryder.Draconis
    @Ryder.Draconis 3 месяца назад

    He has a dream

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 3 месяца назад

    This man is 500 pounds and yet he's shredded as fuck😂

  • @DonMajio
    @DonMajio 4 месяца назад +1

    Legstrong....I always look for Legstrong but there is only Armstrong...Deplorable...

  • @Jesusesfanboy
    @Jesusesfanboy 3 месяца назад

    Never been in the woman’s restroom and never will because I can clearly read the signs

    • @Jesusesfanboy
      @Jesusesfanboy 3 месяца назад +1

      Why tf did I comment this?

  • @user-unos111
    @user-unos111 Год назад +1

    Senator Hank Hill

  • @akashyadav8513
    @akashyadav8513 Год назад +3

    Nanomachines son,

  • @skaterbro10yt
    @skaterbro10yt 5 месяцев назад

    Alastair Duncan also voices Mimir in God of War 2018 and Ragnarok. I don’t think you’d ever be able to tell unless you saw the credits for both games lol

  • @MushuaThePotato
    @MushuaThePotato 4 месяца назад +2

    Everyone would’ve voted Armstrong over trump or Biden, mainly because he’s not over the age of 60 but also because, American.

  • @SeniorCrude15
    @SeniorCrude15 6 дней назад

    No way a helldivers channel made this

  • @TyphoonSlash
    @TyphoonSlash 6 месяцев назад

    Best senator ever.... You have my vote...

  • @Brosky305
    @Brosky305 2 месяца назад

    Nanomachines son.

  • @Ser_17
    @Ser_17 Год назад +10

    Can we have a fight between Biden and Armstrong?

    • @alehanedilko2147
      @alehanedilko2147 Год назад +1

      Biden solos

    • @mcmogg_incmogg2080
      @mcmogg_incmogg2080 10 месяцев назад +1

      Ya solos his coffin lol

    • @ST0AT
      @ST0AT 10 месяцев назад

      Could the nanomachines protect Armstrong against the Biden Blast?

    • @bobowon5450
      @bobowon5450 7 месяцев назад

      could the nano machines hold up against the Biden Blast?

  • @diegotroncozogonzalez6426
    @diegotroncozogonzalez6426 4 месяца назад

    I urgently need a mod replacing Mimir's head by Armstrong's... extremely hilarious!

  • @unknowguy2708
    @unknowguy2708 7 месяцев назад +2

    in indonesia we called him Anies Baswedan

  • @Fatto597
    @Fatto597 2 месяца назад

    Should have reattached that big part of his hairline missing because staring at his forehead too long will make you blind

  • @The-Macdoo
    @The-Macdoo Год назад +6

    Was bro 500lbs before or after the nanomachines?

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 Год назад +11

      A 6'7 man who is 500lbs would be extremely overweight so likely it's the nanos.
      Average weight for a 6'7 man is 198-242lbs.

    • @The-Macdoo
      @The-Macdoo Год назад +2

      @@jonathancampbell5231 5000lbs is 2.5 tons

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 Год назад +2

      @@The-Macdoo Woops. Typo. Corrected.

  • @Maslak-gh6ce
    @Maslak-gh6ce 6 месяцев назад +1

    Nanomachines son

  • @_SSCJ
    @_SSCJ 3 месяца назад

    I remember when I first played MGR and found out not does a big portion of the game take place in where I like (colorado) but that also Armstrong is a Colorado senator. Btw this game is my favorite of all time.

  • @TexasNightmare24
    @TexasNightmare24 9 месяцев назад

    Ofc he’s a fellow Texan

  • @bobowon5450
    @bobowon5450 7 месяцев назад

    honestly after playing revengance and being inspired to go back and play the entire series.... Armstrong kind of had a point.

  • @mattmettler1795
    @mattmettler1795 6 месяцев назад +1

    Armstrong and sundowner 2024

  • @YourAverageYouTuber64
    @YourAverageYouTuber64 11 месяцев назад +1

    I literally live in Denver Colorado

  • @Legendz5150
    @Legendz5150 3 месяца назад

    Don't mess with Texas

  • @Höllenbringer
    @Höllenbringer 21 день назад

    his entire body was made out of nanomashienes the same wasy raidens body was

  • @thealphaomega4888
    @thealphaomega4888 Месяц назад

    Senator Armstrong 2024!!!!

  • @yuzz_yeager
    @yuzz_yeager 9 месяцев назад +1

    Do you know senator Armstrong really look like Anies Baswedan the Candidat of Future President Indonesia

  • @Pyrotice
    @Pyrotice 4 месяца назад

    another fact alastair voiced mimir in god of war

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 23 дня назад

    Make America Great Again!
    2020 - Senator Armstrong

  • @MohamedAmine-jv7yw
    @MohamedAmine-jv7yw 3 месяца назад

    Nasser el sonbaty ❌
    Senator Steven Armstrong ✅
    Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Racing was inspired by bodybuilder Nasser.
    This makes me choke with laughter.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @andhikasyaifudin4378
    @andhikasyaifudin4378 6 месяцев назад +6

    ANIES BASWEDAN 😂😂😅

  • @MrRolyat98
    @MrRolyat98 8 месяцев назад +1

    A 6’7” 500 lb quarterback?? I don’t think so.

    • @Orion-Pax_34
      @Orion-Pax_34 7 месяцев назад

      Right, he would’ve been more suited as a lineman

  • @mrmemes170
    @mrmemes170 Месяц назад

    I miss when he did other videos

  • @FrostyAD
    @FrostyAD 10 месяцев назад

    He also voiced mimir from god of war