Mork is brutally cunning - which means he hits you when you're not looking. Gork is cunningly brutal - which means he hits you HARDER when you are looking.
Bullshit, Mork's brutal cunning would mean he knows the value of hitting as hard as you can when you're not looking, and if they's not looking, then yous can hit em even harder cause theyz not gonna stop ya
The idea the Gork and Mork are just having a never ending WWE wresting match with the entire chaos realm as the ring - while the chaos gods just unable to stop it - is both hilarious to visualize and stays lore accurate. The Bad Moon follows them around and shouts about it like the announcer. This is now my head cannon.
I like this idea of Gork and Mork just constantly fighting through the warp going through the 4 chaos gods' territory and them just watching on like we watch a tornado passing, hoping they don't get too close
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?” Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
I image Nurgle, siting in his garden peacefully as ge create new dieseses. Then boom, gork and mork bust through the wall, and start fighting each ither. Mork acidently kick over the pot of dieseses. Then they leave like nothing happend.
@@komiks42 While slaanesh is busy having torture sex with some random demon only for the 2 to barge in while fist fighting only to push over said bed slaanesh was using, and in stun silence watches as both of them to move on only to look around at the destroyed house, and furniture.
My favorite part about Gorkamorka is that every Destruction faction in AoS somewhat represents a different part of him. The Ironjawz are his crushing fist, the Kruleboyz his grasping hand, the Gloomspite Gitz are his cunning brain, the Bonesplitterz his wild, beating heart, the Mawtribes his hungering mouth/stomach and the Sons Of Behemat are his stomping feet.
On the topic of if Gork and Mork are the strongest Gods, I feel the easiest way to view it is that they are a physical representation of the Orks themselves. As individuals, they are little more than fodder, but if all the Orks ever worked together, nothing could really stop them. Same with Gork and Mork; individually, Gork or Mork could never stand up to someone like Khorn but if they worked together they would be unbeatable. However, that would require them to stop fighting each other and if there is one thing an Ork can't do, it's stop fighting. In short, it would mean that Gork and Mork could destroy everything if they ever realised the power of friendship.
You can say the same about the chaos gods, A lot of people think that the emperor is fighting the 4 of them in a 4 vs 1 battle but the truth is that its more of a 5 way fight of everyone vs everyone, if the gods stopped fighting and worked together they could squash the emperor with ease.
there was that one bit in an older ork codex about how Gork and Mork were bored and found a cave where the most abonimable and bloodthirsty beast was laying. And they beat the shit out of it leaving it in a pool of it's own blood, almost dead That beast was Khorne
I dislike the thing where like people say that Gork is more physically strong with melee while Mork is associated with ranged I prefer it and it's funnier if they're literally the same
@@PeachDragon_ But the other is more cunning. Thus, they are evenly matched, because the stronger one keeps cold clocking the other in the head and the more cunning one keeps kicking the other one in the metaphorical green balls.
YESSSSS. It's nice to have a video about gods outside of the Chaos Gods. It was HARD to find reference for the two main Ork Gods when I made fanart of 'em duking it out with big ol' spikey lad himself, Khorne. I had to use Gargants for reference!
I honestly think of the Krorks as having a personality similar to custodes. Violent but professional and possibly fairly intellectual since they were completely self sufficient in every way and largely just following orders of the old ones
I like to think of them as the brutes from halo, as smart as everyone else, physically as if not more than everyone else, but with a tendency to just snap and go ape mode. And Orks are just the ape mode with almost none of the other parts
in 40k, I realize that the orks are one of the oldest races. They are one of the most numerous races. They all have an active psychic presence. So yeah, Gork and Mork are bad ass by god standards. The reason they don't get more 'screen' time? I think two reasons. First, they don't bother making warp creatures, no demons or angels or anything. Since 99% of a chaos god's lore comes from what their servants get up to, that gives less action scenes for the boys in green. Second reason? Nobody who meets with them survives.
Also they just don't do anything that interesting most of the time. They're constantly fighting each other, that's all they do outside of occasionally talk to or lend power to one of their followers. It would just be two hundred pages of "Gork punched Mork. Mork punched Gork".
I'm sure she'd get a kick out of it if she found out about this. But in the same time way, she'd complain about being compared about a goddess that was essentially put in a jar by Nurgle.
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?” Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. Its a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
My head canon for 40k is that when the Necrons went away and the Eldar were becoming the dominant species, their only obstacles were the Krorks which while yes they could just use their own Gods in battle, they could not manage to exterminate them. Therefore it is my theory that the Eldar used their mastery of divinity and manipulation to make the orks create/ split their existing God into Gork and Mork. I also believe the psychic backlash of their creation and inevitable fight between the two gods increased the Krorks tendency for infighting, making managing them way easier on the Eldar. The ork constant infighting while hilarious, does not make sense in the purpose of their creation. I sincerely doubt that the almost omniscient Old ones, while trying to make the universe sturdiest and most efficient canon fodder would overlook such a defect. If your frontline soldiers start going at each other's throats the moment their leader dies, that is not really good when you are facing undying robots with reality warping masters that can literally turn armies into dust. However, the Eldar messing with things built by the Old Ones out of a thirst for power and arrogance is 100% in character for them. So to me like many other things, it's the Eldar's fault.
@@haroldsandahl6408 aren't they already tied to the T'au? I thought that there was evidence that somebody had tampered with/uplifted the T'au between when they were first discovered by Imperium explorers (when they were effectively cavemen) and when they were rediscovered a thousand or so years later after the warp storms died down and that also the T'au's tech for traveling in space looked to be based on old outdated human tech that fell by the wayside once warptravel became a thing. Now which race would have access to human tech so old the Imperium had forgotten it and would have the need for chaos resistant pawns due to a man(or elf)power shortage?
Nah I can totally see the old ones making this a "fail safe" to avoid the Korks killing everyone, that the second they no longer had a big bad external threat they would turn on themselves, I also like the concept that the Korks let themselves go to the point of turning into the Orks, having the eldar do it not only cheapens the Korks who already don't have a lot going for them, and takes the agency from them, but it's fitting for the eldar to solve the threat that way I'll admit
@@voidwalkerbruh7426I think is because Isha is or was(I don’t know) a prisioner of nurgle, and being a prisioner of nurgle is not a pleasant think, I think you can imagine why.
Fun fact about Catachan actually: There are orks on there, but the planet is so damn deadly the Orks spend most of their time not fighting, but trying to get off that blasted world.
Some old lore, but since everything is canon: While in the warp, Gork and Mork came across two entities in a cave, and - bein’ propa Orky - decided to beat the hell out of them, to the point where one was barely clinging to life and the other was crippled and begging for mercy. These two entities were none other than Nurgleth and Kharneth, otherwise known as Nurgle and Khorne. As a result, Khorne is mostly confined to the Skull Throne, and Orks are immune to the corruption of either god (and that of Slaanesh (Orks are brutes anyway) and Tzeentch (who was probably laughing his ass off watching the fight))
In 40k it actually is canon that from time to time one of the chaos gods gets his hand on an orc or two. But those orcs are soon branded as oddboyz, beaten up proppa so they never grow to be a threat (because the orcs growing on victory thing), and soon become disappointed and forsake the foreign powers, who let them down.
Tzeentch probably doesn't even say an A to the godbois because it's funnier to watch them fight and foil everyone else's plans by pure happenstance. And if there's one thing Tzeentch thinks is funny, it's a foiled plan.
reminder that gork and mork are the 2 missing primarchs. they were too good at fighting the enemies of the imperium and got so invested in battles that the emperor eventually lost track of them and next thing he knew he found them being worshipped by the orks as gods for fighting so good. the rest is history
@@Rayman-kddz2nah, the 2 missing primarchs have little to no lore about them other than that Rogal and Guillisuit helped decide to wipe them from the history books, and took on some of their space marines into their own legions.
I came here to distract myself that Fauna hasn't streamed a couple of days, and good ol' Pancreas throws her as a stand-in for Isha. My Sapling heart can't take this
Anything ever: *exists* Gork and Mork: “WWaaaaaaggghhhh!!!” *Immense ultra violence ensues* I was going to say ‘needless violence’ but with orks violence is never needless.
I like to imagine gorm and Mork are actually the most active on heated ork on ork battlefields on planets they basically run completely. We just don't see it
Also because proper khorne portrayal is probably gonna get your game age restricted Proper slaanesh portrayal is definitely gonna get your game age restricted and proper tzeench portrayal is too difficult to do for most videogame writers
Gork and Mork are Khorne’s old drinking buddies. They’re welcome to enter his citadel of brass anytime they want. Khorne just calls dibs on all skulls.
I was surprised they went with Krork. I figured they'd go with a name like Gmork, to imply that Gork and Mork represent what the Orks have lost. But I guess they didn't want a lawsuit from the estate of Michael Ende.
@@Bp0981 Kroot became what they are by ingesting Ork flesh in their history - fusion of both Ork gods being worshipped by them is hilarious and surprisingly makes sense
I think it’s that Krork sounds “orkier” phonetically. Gmork sounds like a more grammatically complicated name than ork stuff is typically allowed to have
I'm imagining gork delivering a haymaker to mork and he crashes into the garden of nurgle and picks up a big tree or something and basically chairshots gork in the back of the head while he's flexing his muscles to unimpressed daemons
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?” Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
Not gonna lie, one of the things that kind of makes me like Age of Sigmar is Soulbound talking about how orcs and other Destruction-aligned races aren't necessarily evil. Heck, most of the Bonesplittaz archetypes for orruks are weirdly friendly towards Soulbound from non-orruk races; the Morboy views his Binding members as literally missing pieces of his soul, Wurrgogs find being Soulbound to be spiritually reaffirming, and the Wardokk is characterized as being super-hyped to help non-orruks see just how much fun there can be in smashing things. It's almost sweet, in an odd way.
I feel like Korn being unsubtle is just a failure of imagination. Violence has to start somewhere. Jingoistic enthusiasm, obsession with honor and fair play, institutionalized violence leading to a society built on the corpses of the underclass and so on. Then Scar-brand shows up, yells “I HATE SUBTLETY” and proceeds to collect craniums for the cranium chair.
@@anna-flora999 it's not that he tried to sneak attack Khorne, it's that he tried to sneak attack his rear instead of his face. If he'd suddenly leapt at Khorn's massive chest trying to murder him, Khorne might have just laughed it off. If you're a warrior of khorne and you try to surprise attack your foe, you attack their front, or you shame yourself in front of Khorne.
"Gork and mork when slaneesh was born" *Gork* should we do something? *Mork* nah she is weird, I already punched her and made weird noises that I absolutely didn't like
Man the aos legends about gork and mork are super funny. Like the obe where they got bit by a spider, then bit that spider and now that spider is a waaagh godbeast spider that is also the badmoon. Or the one where Gorkamorka's breath is the everwinter, or the one I like the most about goddrak litteraly being born from gork punching a fortress
Nurgle once invited the Boyz to his house to try and teach them the meaning family and brotherly love. One destroyed mansion and a trampled rot rose garden later, and he’s yet to succeed.
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?” Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
I think the main reason why Gork and Mork aren't that active in either setting is because they are already busy fighting each other in their realm, regardless if they are the strongest gods or not. Another theory is that their realm is either separate from the warp like the webway, or even worse, the entire warp is their realm and that might explain why Daemons hate the Orcs/Orks
Gosh I’ve been waiting for this sort of video for so long. Thank you so much for making it, enjoyed hearing about my favorite two green divine doofuses. Here’s a proper WAAAAAGH to your efforts.
I just realized that Kork and Mork are the god versions of Kaldor Draigo. -They walk the warp daily -They wreck the chaos gods stuff constantly -They’re batshit insane -They are basically ignored by the daemons of chaos -And the rest of the warp has to live with it This divine loony toons duo are literally just Draigo but actually fun and entertaining. Also I heard that there was a really really old Ork god called Tek god of intelligence, and technology. Yeah not hard to see why he doesn’t exist anymore. Regardless of whether or not any of that is true.
I don’t know if you can actually see how long I’ve been enjoying your content, but it’s been from the beginning! But this one really takes the cake for me so far! I have not laughed so hard over a video in a long time! This is epic! Thank you!
Ngl gork and morks being like an earthquake in the warp sone funny ngl i like to imagine a chaos waither report, trying predect where there fight is gonna go next "Tonight in the domain of korn, its expected for a green quake to happen in the east ill 5, remember to lock your doors and board your windows" -chaos news guy
Have to say I enjoyer your delivery and scripting for this one. Some past videos have been interesting, but I've admittedly had some difficulty following them. Here, I was able to follow everything better!
I absolutely love the idea of each god picking a prophet simply because of the hilarious notion that the two gods were gifting their orcs with a lovely holy war to fight, but the orcs being orcs failed to recognize that perfectly good opportunity to smash each other's heads in favor of taking their prophets and smashing up the rest of the world instead. Gork and Mork and Mindy are great.
Pancreas, I'm curious. Do you think GW should do a series on the war in heaven like they did with the horus heresy? or no because the power scaling gets silly?
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?” Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
You and Gajin Goomba spreading the Ork gospel. As someone who whose favorite faction is the Orks (but I don’t play 40k because I don’t want to choose which bills to pay), I appreciate this.
'Ate pointy ears 'Ate Spikey boys 'Ate stunties 'Ate Humies ... Well not really, they do put up a good krumpin. Love me gods Love me dakka Love me shootas Love me fast boyz Simple As.
So Isha is the goddess of harvest, growth, fertility, life, nature and healing. Orcs are constantly growing, reproducing mushrooms that heal incredibly well... Is Isha secretly the goddess of the orcs?
I like the idea that Grok and Mork could theoretically no-diff everything in the warp, but they are so busy fighting each other they just end up doing nothing much.
14:16 Fun fact there was an Ork invasion on Catachan it ended with the green boyz wanting to get the hell out of there also when The Great Rift opened there was a Khornate Space Marine invasion of Catachan it ended the same way any invasion of Catachan would end
The title makes me imagine that somewhere in The Warp there's just two gigantic mushrooms rooted to opposite sides of some random chunk of floating rocks and that these mushrooms are Gork and Mork's true forms.
My theory is that Gork and Mork are like Sangunious (wrong name I know but we all know our favorite angel boi) in that he is the Kork inside of Trayzns museum. The two share similarities that some part of them still is alive to a degree via some part staying in Stasis, the Kork is ‘alive’ but probably isn’t allowed what is to keep him alive: fight’n. Now over time once all the Korks are dead and it’s just Orks this guy survived and basically could still communicate and so on to a degree in some form; while probably damaged by his own time being in status since since creatures can still be aware during it. After a while the Orcs basically made him or at least his fragmented mind into two gods that are both the same in a sense. This is similar to Horus during ‘slaves to darkness’ we see that there are multiple fragments of Horus’ soul. This is similar to the Emperor in a a few ways. In theory Horus couldn’t return to his clone because above 50% of his soul was destroyed to a degree. This is similar to the Alpha legion’s primarch. They are two souls and apparently the one that died had his soul shattered and scattered throughout his legion. So I’m curious if the Kork is the god, what happens if the gods flesh body is returned to activity? I can imagine the deceiver pulling some stuff and then having to fight the Ork god if this is the case. Add to the Orks already in the collection.
I just came up with a theory about the Kroks and their devolution into modern day Orcs. What if Krorks, for all their power and relative smarts, were nevertheless unable to either create or otherwise make use of Gork and Mork? Maybe they saw the gods as a huge enough advantage for their survival, or just their ability to wage a proper krumpin' war, that they willingly devolved their species to a state that would please/empower/create Gork and Mork, thus granting them the favor of two Warp deities so strong that the Chaos Gods view them essentially as moving natural disasters. Perhaps at their level a pair of strong patron gods were ultimately more beneficial than the individual strength of a Krork as compared to a modern day Orc, so they just made the trade -off.
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Mushrooms that grew from a pile of excrement left by Khorne. (If that turned out to be their actual origin story, I would not be surprised.)
Mork is brutally cunning - which means he hits you when you're not looking.
Gork is cunningly brutal - which means he hits you HARDER when you are looking.
Bullshit, Mork's brutal cunning would mean he knows the value of hitting as hard as you can when you're not looking, and if they's not looking, then yous can hit em even harder cause theyz not gonna stop ya
Pretty sure it’s the other way around
@@wyatt1828nah, kommandos serve Mork
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I can imagine ork theologists getting into cage matches over disagreements on the definitions of "brutally cunning" and "cunningly brutal".
The idea the Gork and Mork are just having a never ending WWE wresting match with the entire chaos realm as the ring - while the chaos gods just unable to stop it - is both hilarious to visualize and stays lore accurate.
The Bad Moon follows them around and shouts about it like the announcer. This is now my head cannon.
"AN' 'ERE COMEZ GORK WIFF DA SHTEEYUL CHAIHR!!!!"
Chaos Gods: Here they come!
@@DarthSidianOOOOOO E’ GOBBED EM WIT DA ROCK
I’d figure Khorne would enjoy the matches
Maugan Ra: FOR THE LOVE OF ELDARKIND, KHAINE JUST *EXPLODED* THROUGH A TABLE!
I like this idea of Gork and Mork just constantly fighting through the warp going through the 4 chaos gods' territory and them just watching on like we watch a tornado passing, hoping they don't get too close
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?”
Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
I image Nurgle, siting in his garden peacefully as ge create new dieseses. Then boom, gork and mork bust through the wall, and start fighting each ither. Mork acidently kick over the pot of dieseses.
Then they leave like nothing happend.
So like peter and the chicken
@@komiks42 While slaanesh is busy having torture sex with some random demon only for the 2 to barge in while fist fighting only to push over said bed slaanesh was using, and in stun silence watches as both of them to move on only to look around at the destroyed house, and furniture.
@@khylerbane4523 Kaldor Draigo stands aside watching them like a Midwestern Dad watches a tornado.
My favorite part about Gorkamorka is that every Destruction faction in AoS somewhat represents a different part of him.
The Ironjawz are his crushing fist, the Kruleboyz his grasping hand, the Gloomspite Gitz are his cunning brain, the Bonesplitterz his wild, beating heart, the Mawtribes his hungering mouth/stomach and the Sons Of Behemat are his stomping feet.
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Makes sense
We're almost finished building his body
its morkagorka you useles nob!
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On the topic of if Gork and Mork are the strongest Gods, I feel the easiest way to view it is that they are a physical representation of the Orks themselves.
As individuals, they are little more than fodder, but if all the Orks ever worked together, nothing could really stop them. Same with Gork and Mork; individually, Gork or Mork could never stand up to someone like Khorn but if they worked together they would be unbeatable. However, that would require them to stop fighting each other and if there is one thing an Ork can't do, it's stop fighting.
In short, it would mean that Gork and Mork could destroy everything if they ever realised the power of friendship.
Dats why tha oda gods stays out the way. Dey know what happens if deys try fightin da two of em.
You can say the same about the chaos gods, A lot of people think that the emperor is fighting the 4 of them in a 4 vs 1 battle but the truth is that its more of a 5 way fight of everyone vs everyone, if the gods stopped fighting and worked together they could squash the emperor with ease.
@@AthosJosue Don't be gittish, wes all knows who is best gods, cause green is da best color and Mork and Gork is best green.
@@iclisioussayin' it roigt, you iz!
there was that one bit in an older ork codex about how Gork and Mork were bored and found a cave where the most abonimable and bloodthirsty beast was laying. And they beat the shit out of it leaving it in a pool of it's own blood, almost dead
That beast was Khorne
I dislike the thing where like people say that Gork is more physically strong with melee while Mork is associated with ranged
I prefer it and it's funnier if they're literally the same
Well that the thing though, no one is sure which is which anyway.
They brawl in melee all the time, if one was stronger he'd always win
Pretty sure they're just the same entity split down the middle.
@@PeachDragon_ But the other is more cunning. Thus, they are evenly matched, because the stronger one keeps cold clocking the other in the head and the more cunning one keeps kicking the other one in the metaphorical green balls.
The joke is that theyre the same but reversed. And nobody knows wich is actually wich
YESSSSS. It's nice to have a video about gods outside of the Chaos Gods. It was HARD to find reference for the two main Ork Gods when I made fanart of 'em duking it out with big ol' spikey lad himself, Khorne. I had to use Gargants for reference!
I saw that artwork when I was lookin for images and holy shit dude, that might be the single most metal 40K picture out there.
@@pancreasnowork9939 Oh wow! That means a lot coming from ya! Thank you so much!
Holy shit, I need more of this
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In case anyone wants to see it
Just found it and can confirm , that shit is glorious
Fauna as Isha is the highlight of my day.
Always good to see mommy pop up in unexpected places.
headcanon accepted
Uuuuuuu
Man I love fauna
Man I love Fauna so I guess that makes Isha my favorite warhammer god now
You forgot to put that they’re our favourite, aggressive, dakka loving, squig gobling mushrooms as well.
True all hail the king of troll and da king of the moon!!!!
💯 absolutely they are
I honestly think of the Krorks as having a personality similar to custodes. Violent but professional and possibly fairly intellectual since they were completely self sufficient in every way and largely just following orders of the old ones
I like to think of them as the brutes from halo, as smart as everyone else, physically as if not more than everyone else, but with a tendency to just snap and go ape mode.
And Orks are just the ape mode with almost none of the other parts
in 40k, I realize that the orks are one of the oldest races. They are one of the most numerous races. They all have an active psychic presence. So yeah, Gork and Mork are bad ass by god standards. The reason they don't get more 'screen' time? I think two reasons. First, they don't bother making warp creatures, no demons or angels or anything. Since 99% of a chaos god's lore comes from what their servants get up to, that gives less action scenes for the boys in green. Second reason? Nobody who meets with them survives.
Also they just don't do anything that interesting most of the time. They're constantly fighting each other, that's all they do outside of occasionally talk to or lend power to one of their followers. It would just be two hundred pages of "Gork punched Mork. Mork punched Gork".
@@screamingcactus1753”mork is coming in with a rock!!!”
Fauna as a stand in for Isha is funny but not wrong.
Irys as a stand in for Slanesh?
@@Certifiedgooneri would go with marine because horni
fact that Kronii has eaten food so spoiled she might as well be a Nurgle worshipper seems fitting
I'm sure she'd get a kick out of it if she found out about this. But in the same time way, she'd complain about being compared about a goddess that was essentially put in a jar by Nurgle.
@@lunatic-db6mp😅😊😊
I like that. "They're like a natural disaster but in hell" that's cool
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?”
Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. Its a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
@@khylerbane4523…hey is that khorne?
“If your confused, go into your bathroom, look in the mirror and say ‘Orkz’ until you get it.”
-Old Man Reacts.
Suddenly seeing Fauna in a video about Gork and Mork gave some Grade 4 Whiplash.
Yeah, seing her here activates an unreasonable amount of my neurons
>monkey sees action (mommy)
Timestamp?
@@PeachDragon_ Every time Pancreas mentions Isha.
My head canon for 40k is that when the Necrons went away and the Eldar were becoming the dominant species, their only obstacles were the Krorks which while yes they could just use their own Gods in battle, they could not manage to exterminate them. Therefore it is my theory that the Eldar used their mastery of divinity and manipulation to make the orks create/ split their existing God into Gork and Mork. I also believe the psychic backlash of their creation and inevitable fight between the two gods increased the Krorks tendency for infighting, making managing them way easier on the Eldar.
The ork constant infighting while hilarious, does not make sense in the purpose of their creation. I sincerely doubt that the almost omniscient Old ones, while trying to make the universe sturdiest and most efficient canon fodder would overlook such a defect. If your frontline soldiers start going at each other's throats the moment their leader dies, that is not really good when you are facing undying robots with reality warping masters that can literally turn armies into dust.
However, the Eldar messing with things built by the Old Ones out of a thirst for power and arrogance is 100% in character for them.
So to me like many other things, it's the Eldar's fault.
Soon...soon everything will be the Eldar's fault. Just gotta tie them to T'au and Nids to make everything their fault
@@haroldsandahl6408 aren't they already tied to the T'au? I thought that there was evidence that somebody had tampered with/uplifted the T'au between when they were first discovered by Imperium explorers (when they were effectively cavemen) and when they were rediscovered a thousand or so years later after the warp storms died down and that also the T'au's tech for traveling in space looked to be based on old outdated human tech that fell by the wayside once warptravel became a thing.
Now which race would have access to human tech so old the Imperium had forgotten it and would have the need for chaos resistant pawns due to a man(or elf)power shortage?
@@haroldsandahl6408The Eldar kicked a blue fish one time and then they evolved into the t’au out of spite
This is now my offical head cannon
Nah I can totally see the old ones making this a "fail safe" to avoid the Korks killing everyone, that the second they no longer had a big bad external threat they would turn on themselves, I also like the concept that the Korks let themselves go to the point of turning into the Orks, having the eldar do it not only cheapens the Korks who already don't have a lot going for them, and takes the agency from them, but it's fitting for the eldar to solve the threat that way I'll admit
I like to think that Gork and Mork are the manifestation of an eternal dialectic thesis, antithesis, and all that jazz
Tell me you’re an oddboy without telling me you’re an oddboy.
Hell fucking yes. You better talk about how they canonically dunk on the chaos gods regularly
*shows fauna as Isha:
"No not like this, please pancreas"
What
Context
@@voidwalkerbruh7426I think is because Isha is or was(I don’t know) a prisioner of nurgle, and being a prisioner of nurgle is not a pleasant think, I think you can imagine why.
So páncreas is a Fauna fanboy?
Never thought we’d share more in common
Fun fact about Catachan actually: There are orks on there, but the planet is so damn deadly the Orks spend most of their time not fighting, but trying to get off that blasted world.
The strength but no mastery theory actually makes a lot of sense.
Some old lore, but since everything is canon:
While in the warp, Gork and Mork came across two entities in a cave, and - bein’ propa Orky - decided to beat the hell out of them, to the point where one was barely clinging to life and the other was crippled and begging for mercy. These two entities were none other than Nurgleth and Kharneth, otherwise known as Nurgle and Khorne. As a result, Khorne is mostly confined to the Skull Throne, and Orks are immune to the corruption of either god (and that of Slaanesh (Orks are brutes anyway) and Tzeentch (who was probably laughing his ass off watching the fight))
To be fair, that is likely how the Eldar gods got both the Chaos Gods and Gork & Mork to be kept at bay for as long as they did.
In 40k it actually is canon that from time to time one of the chaos gods gets his hand on an orc or two. But those orcs are soon branded as oddboyz, beaten up proppa so they never grow to be a threat (because the orcs growing on victory thing), and soon become disappointed and forsake the foreign powers, who let them down.
Tzeentch probably doesn't even say an A to the godbois because it's funnier to watch them fight and foil everyone else's plans by pure happenstance. And if there's one thing Tzeentch thinks is funny, it's a foiled plan.
reminder that gork and mork are the 2 missing primarchs. they were too good at fighting the enemies of the imperium and got so invested in battles that the emperor eventually lost track of them and next thing he knew he found them being worshipped by the orks as gods for fighting so good. the rest is history
headcannon now loaded
I gotta ask is that true? Because I really hope it is
@@Rayman-kddz2nah, the 2 missing primarchs have little to no lore about them other than that Rogal and Guillisuit helped decide to wipe them from the history books, and took on some of their space marines into their own legions.
@@cookiecraze1310 Ohhh okay, thanks for telling me👍
Stop shoving the imperium into every aspect of every peice of lore
I can't wait to finally learn which one is brutally cunning and which one is cunningly brutal.
Mork will get on all fours behind you while Gork pushes you over.
I came here to distract myself that Fauna hasn't streamed a couple of days, and good ol' Pancreas throws her as a stand-in for Isha. My Sapling heart can't take this
Most stable sapling
Sleep is no longer relevant. Watching this takes priority. No sleeping till This entire video is added to my brain catalog
Anything ever: *exists*
Gork and Mork: “WWaaaaaaggghhhh!!!” *Immense ultra violence ensues*
I was going to say ‘needless violence’ but with orks violence is never needless.
Gorkamorka, also known as TENGEN TOPPA GORKEN MORKANN.
WAAGH WAAAGH, FIGHT DA POWAH!
Never forget Skarsnik and Gobbla, the best mushroom friendship
Fauna as Isha was an unexpected surprise, but a welcome one.
Here's the timestamps:
2:53
3:45
5:18
I like to imagine gorm and Mork are actually the most active on heated ork on ork battlefields on planets they basically run completely. We just don't see it
And there you have it the perfect description of writers block. "I got drunk, turned my mind off and truly embraced what it means to be green."
I always assumed Nurgle has been showing up a lot in games is because he can make zombies
Also because proper khorne portrayal is probably gonna get your game age restricted
Proper slaanesh portrayal is definitely gonna get your game age restricted and proper tzeench portrayal is too difficult to do for most videogame writers
@gewuerzwanze5627 what's the proper Khorne portrayal? Does it have to do with gore?
@@kinman3051 also yes
Gork and Mork are Khorne’s old drinking buddies. They’re welcome to enter his citadel of brass anytime they want. Khorne just calls dibs on all skulls.
I was surprised they went with Krork. I figured they'd go with a name like Gmork, to imply that Gork and Mork represent what the Orks have lost. But I guess they didn't want a lawsuit from the estate of Michael Ende.
Funnily enough an orkish being named Gmork does exist as a deity in Kroot mythology.
I don't get the joke please someone explain it to mw
@@Bp0981 Kroot became what they are by ingesting Ork flesh in their history - fusion of both Ork gods being worshipped by them is hilarious and surprisingly makes sense
what about Mgork
I think it’s that Krork sounds “orkier” phonetically. Gmork sounds like a more grammatically complicated name than ork stuff is typically allowed to have
Love Gork and Mork they need to show up more within the lore!!!
I'm imagining gork delivering a haymaker to mork and he crashes into the garden of nurgle and picks up a big tree or something and basically chairshots gork in the back of the head while he's flexing his muscles to unimpressed daemons
All while Nurgle is trying to make sure that Isha’s cage isn’t destroyed in the collateral damage.
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?”
Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
Not gonna lie, one of the things that kind of makes me like Age of Sigmar is Soulbound talking about how orcs and other Destruction-aligned races aren't necessarily evil. Heck, most of the Bonesplittaz archetypes for orruks are weirdly friendly towards Soulbound from non-orruk races; the Morboy views his Binding members as literally missing pieces of his soul, Wurrgogs find being Soulbound to be spiritually reaffirming, and the Wardokk is characterized as being super-hyped to help non-orruks see just how much fun there can be in smashing things. It's almost sweet, in an odd way.
WAH-done. Love to hear about the Gloomspite gitz whenever you get around to covering another age of sigmar faction. Thank ya again for more content.
I feel like Korn being unsubtle is just a failure of imagination. Violence has to start somewhere. Jingoistic enthusiasm, obsession with honor and fair play, institutionalized violence leading to a society built on the corpses of the underclass and so on.
Then Scar-brand shows up, yells “I HATE SUBTLETY” and proceeds to collect craniums for the cranium chair.
Wasn't skarbrands big crime that got him banished trying to actually be subtle?
@@anna-flora999 Nah, it was cowardice.
@@anna-flora999 it's not that he tried to sneak attack Khorne, it's that he tried to sneak attack his rear instead of his face. If he'd suddenly leapt at Khorn's massive chest trying to murder him, Khorne might have just laughed it off.
If you're a warrior of khorne and you try to surprise attack your foe, you attack their front, or you shame yourself in front of Khorne.
"Gork and mork when slaneesh was born"
*Gork* should we do something?
*Mork* nah she is weird, I already punched her and made weird noises that I absolutely didn't like
finally we have the Mork and Gork video we been waiting for
Man the aos legends about gork and mork are super funny.
Like the obe where they got bit by a spider, then bit that spider and now that spider is a waaagh godbeast spider that is also the badmoon.
Or the one where Gorkamorka's breath is the everwinter, or the one I like the most about goddrak litteraly being born from gork punching a fortress
Agressive mushrooms
Abominable agro'd Acne.
Reminder it was gorks blessing that powered the giant ass claw that the commissar took when he defeated the warboss on Armageddon
Nurgle once invited the Boyz to his house to try and teach them the meaning family and brotherly love.
One destroyed mansion and a trampled rot rose garden later, and he’s yet to succeed.
I like the idea that Gork and Mork are just natural disasters in the warp and the chaos gods just have to deal with it.
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?”
Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
I just like how you described gork and mork as a natural warp/hell disaster that is to good
I think the main reason why Gork and Mork aren't that active in either setting is because they are already busy fighting each other in their realm, regardless if they are the strongest gods or not.
Another theory is that their realm is either separate from the warp like the webway, or even worse, the entire warp is their realm and that might explain why Daemons hate the Orcs/Orks
I really appreciated your take on Mork and Gork
Gosh I’ve been waiting for this sort of video for so long. Thank you so much for making it, enjoyed hearing about my favorite two green divine doofuses. Here’s a proper WAAAAAGH to your efforts.
Fauna as Isha remains the perfect visualization please never stop using this
Not sure how I feel about Fauna being Isha because… *JAR*
I like the age of mythology tune in the background you chose well.
Love how you used fauna as a stand in for isha and joy from blade runner
I just realized that Kork and Mork are the god versions of Kaldor Draigo.
-They walk the warp daily
-They wreck the chaos gods stuff constantly
-They’re batshit insane
-They are basically ignored by the daemons of chaos
-And the rest of the warp has to live with it
This divine loony toons duo are literally just Draigo but actually fun and entertaining.
Also I heard that there was a really really old Ork god called Tek god of intelligence, and technology. Yeah not hard to see why he doesn’t exist anymore. Regardless of whether or not any of that is true.
I don’t know if you can actually see how long I’ve been enjoying your content, but it’s been from the beginning!
But this one really takes the cake for me so far! I have not laughed so hard over a video in a long time!
This is epic! Thank you!
I just realised that Mario is like the antichrist for orks.
You mean because he eats mushrooms to power up? Frankly, I think they probably relate to that.
Ngl gork and morks being like an earthquake in the warp sone funny ngl i like to imagine a chaos waither report, trying predect where there fight is gonna go next
"Tonight in the domain of korn, its expected for a green quake to happen in the east ill 5, remember to lock your doors and board your windows" -chaos news guy
0:27 ROCK AND STONE
Have to say I enjoyer your delivery and scripting for this one.
Some past videos have been interesting, but I've admittedly had some difficulty following them.
Here, I was able to follow everything better!
I absolutely love the idea of each god picking a prophet simply because of the hilarious notion that the two gods were gifting their orcs with a lovely holy war to fight, but the orcs being orcs failed to recognize that perfectly good opportunity to smash each other's heads in favor of taking their prophets and smashing up the rest of the world instead. Gork and Mork and Mindy are great.
2:26 that statement... I'm going to keep that close to me cause that how i feel with some stuff lately with the fromer and latter of that statment.
i would like it to be known that i watched this video and immediately afterwards watched a pipkin pippa stream where pancreas showed up in the chat.
True and factual occurrence
Pancreas, I'm curious. Do you think GW should do a series on the war in heaven like they did with the horus heresy? or no because the power scaling gets silly?
No. The Horus Heresy used to only have myths and fragments, then the book series came out and were much less than anything the fans imagined
“It’s like a natural disaster, just in hell” 😂 damn man that’s a great way to say it.
Imperium, Eldar(looking for the final cronesword), Tau, and Chaos ship crew travel in the Warp: “What the here is happening? Why are two nebula’s clashing like it’s a Warp Storm in the Warp?”
Local Kaldor Draigo: “That’s just Gork and Mork fight each other. Pay them no mind, they’re harmless as long as you don’t interact with them. It’s a perfectly normal phenomenon here.”
i have no clue what ur talking abt video man but i am absolutely going to binge watch this channel
You and Gajin Goomba spreading the Ork gospel. As someone who whose favorite faction is the Orks (but I don’t play 40k because I don’t want to choose which bills to pay), I appreciate this.
the timing on the blood sugar monitor was absolutely perfect. thanks Dexcom for making my morning!
I like the old school idea that Orks have religious wars over whether Gork is brutal but kunnin' and Mork is kunnin' but brutal, or vice versa.
Mork & Gork
That being said, can’t wait to meet you, homie. Really enjoy your vids.
Imagine how funny it would be if a group of orks joined the guardsman because they are both green
Random question, does anyone have a sauce for the Fauna picture? Kinda want to know the original source so I can enjoy it later, that's all.
The idea of two superorks flailing around the warp like a Loony-Toons fight cloud is really funny for some reason 😂
It’s my head cannon that krorks all have posh English accents as opposed to the cockney accent the orks have
In mine too, and I hate them for it.
If Gork and Mork fight Khrone he would end up with a broken jaw and a kick in nuts.
'Ate pointy ears
'Ate Spikey boys
'Ate stunties
'Ate Humies
...
Well not really, they do put up a good krumpin.
Love me gods
Love me dakka
Love me shootas
Love me fast boyz
Simple As.
Huh, I was not expecting to see Mommy Fauna here. Nice
1:26 neither do the Orcs/Orks
Fauna goddess of life confirmed
Fauna married to a giant blob also comfirmed. :3
oh no she is in nurlgle's basement.
So Isha is the goddess of harvest, growth, fertility, life, nature and healing.
Orcs are constantly growing, reproducing mushrooms that heal incredibly well...
Is Isha secretly the goddess of the orcs?
Gork an Mork, fightin' round the world!
I like the idea that Grok and Mork could theoretically no-diff everything in the warp, but they are so busy fighting each other they just end up doing nothing much.
Nurgle just bought a snazzy new MILF hat
Man
I
Love
Fauna
0:26 ahem,
ROCK AND STONE, YEEEEEEAAAAA
14:16
Fun fact there was an Ork invasion on Catachan it ended with the green boyz wanting to get the hell out of there also when The Great Rift opened there was a Khornate Space Marine invasion of Catachan it ended the same way any invasion of Catachan would end
Perfect timing seeing this when I just learned about the new Ironjawz Ardboys models for AoS
The title makes me imagine that somewhere in The Warp there's just two gigantic mushrooms rooted to opposite sides of some random chunk of floating rocks and that these mushrooms are Gork and Mork's true forms.
The gods of the boyz being the strongest but also the least coordinated and targeted makes sense. The Orks are like that too in the material realm so
Ive always thought GORK and MORK would make amazing knuckle tattoos
My theory is that Gork and Mork are like Sangunious (wrong name I know but we all know our favorite angel boi) in that he is the Kork inside of Trayzns museum.
The two share similarities that some part of them still is alive to a degree via some part staying in Stasis, the Kork is ‘alive’ but probably isn’t allowed what is to keep him alive: fight’n.
Now over time once all the Korks are dead and it’s just Orks this guy survived and basically could still communicate and so on to a degree in some form; while probably damaged by his own time being in status since since creatures can still be aware during it.
After a while the Orcs basically made him or at least his fragmented mind into two gods that are both the same in a sense.
This is similar to Horus during ‘slaves to darkness’ we see that there are multiple fragments of Horus’ soul.
This is similar to the Emperor in a a few ways.
In theory Horus couldn’t return to his clone because above 50% of his soul was destroyed to a degree.
This is similar to the Alpha legion’s primarch.
They are two souls and apparently the one that died had his soul shattered and scattered throughout his legion.
So I’m curious if the Kork is the god, what happens if the gods flesh body is returned to activity?
I can imagine the deceiver pulling some stuff and then having to fight the Ork god if this is the case.
Add to the Orks already in the collection.
The age of mythology music was a good choice
Mork and gork punched each other to hard and the universe blipped into existence
I love that Orks continue to be the best Cockney representation ever and literally have a spell that is just summoning the Monty Python foot.
I just came up with a theory about the Kroks and their devolution into modern day Orcs. What if Krorks, for all their power and relative smarts, were nevertheless unable to either create or otherwise make use of Gork and Mork? Maybe they saw the gods as a huge enough advantage for their survival, or just their ability to wage a proper krumpin' war, that they willingly devolved their species to a state that would please/empower/create Gork and Mork, thus granting them the favor of two Warp deities so strong that the Chaos Gods view them essentially as moving natural disasters. Perhaps at their level a pair of strong patron gods were ultimately more beneficial than the individual strength of a Krork as compared to a modern day Orc, so they just made the trade -off.
40k gods are born in warp by just people and Xenos believing in them. Do the old ones have anything to do with the gods in that universe?
I like to think gork and mork brawl through the warp in a big dust cloud of fists and teeth flying
The ecclesiarchy once ordered my sister to touch grass after she was caught shitposting online. It was nice.