ELDEN RING BOSSES I WANT TO "LOSE" TO - Elden Ring DLC Memes
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Need Rellana to show me her twin moons. Those malevolent backshots of doom had me feeling some new typa way.
malevolent backshots plap plap plap!
Good God her fight was crazy.
The only emotion I felt when fighting Rellana was pure unfiltered raw visceral rage. She. Has. So. Much. Health.
Tarnished trying to backsho-backstab her.
mmm
Fun fact: Mesmer’s Orb, an incantation you get after killing him and gaining his boss soul, is literally Rasengan that explodes.
I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that
Boss: (Some hideous looking monster)
Player: “Purge the Unclean!”
Boss: (Queen Mommy Marika The Eternal)
Player: “Step on me, my Lady.”
Purging wrong boss 😂
Told my friend how to easily remember Malenia is that it would be another millennia before you can beat her.
Milennia is plural though, so it would take at least two.
4:37 The moment I saw him, I could imagine Bao barking and Yuzu moaning.
"What's with his microphone quality?"
The microphone quality:
6:48
Ashley: Hi Cino!
Cino: Hello!
Noble: No, don’t give him cre-oh.
12:15
Ashley: Bye bye Cino!
Noble: What the fuh *Laughs*
Ashley makes me smile more than Noble does!
She's adorable, honestly. But Noble hasn't lost his charm. Just hit or miss
4:47 Noble missing both Lady Maria and Knight Artorias.
Because they are souls series characters including fire keeper? Goblin Slayer is off, no goblin for him to slay here.
@@Ming1975 there's goblin like creatures...
@@Ming1975Why do you think there are no golins here, anymore?
Miquella can steal your heart. Guess you can say
The Tarnished never saw it coming!
You’ll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
Neither did Mohg
thats so persona of you @TheTemplar127 I like it
"Would you lose?"
"Yeh. I'd lose!"
11:28 Oh you know Queen Marika having 2 husbands and a bunch of children she straight out kicked to the curbside. But that bod though.
Anyways for those fighting the Furnace Golem..or the Wicker-Man like enemy.. if you remember the Tower Knight from Demon Souls. Always go for the legs. Break it's guard 3 times and it'll go down for you to strike it.
Well, one of the known husbands is practically herself. Also, DLC, I believe, hints that either she had one prior to the Order and Godfrey. I mean, Mesmer whole backstory seems before Marika even met Godfrey. Given that she hadn't set the Golden Order fully yet and was warring with those who killed her people. If I understood the lore time correctly...
Or perhaps she gave birth to Mesmer solely given her race whole unique nature. I mean, her children with her male self Radagon is odd enough.
4:19 People who finished and know the final boss: **pure silent**
7:41 Or literally use a god damn scadutree fragment
9:27 Noble describes Crimson Amber Medalion +3, image shows Blessed Dew Talisman (a base game talisman)...😂
Never played Elden Ring, so all I can think of is the beginning of "Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody". 🤣
Marika is a mommy, and she has had many children. DLC even officially added more we didn't know about prior. Also, given her connection with Radagon, Marika technically was a daddy for a time as well🤣. That isn't counting the speculation of other children she had prior to the Golden Order hinted at, Melina possibly being another child as well, or even possibly our own Tarnished who is definitely unique with unknown origin.
In essence, Marika has many known children, many unknown, and some speculated. Mind, she was called Marika the Eternal, and she didn't like death to the point of taking it out originally. Even though her actions have contradicted with the wars she set in motion before and during the start of the Golden Order.
So, for the longest time, I never knew "gaol" is just another way to spell "jail", but its pronounced the same
First I'm hearing about it
10/10 thumbnail material
"Jean-Claude Van Damme would be the toughest boss fight ever. Just a play punch would destroy the Tarnished's max health bar." - Mongolian Proverb
4:30 It's a Polish convention, the "Multigenre Fan Convention Pyrkon", the "pyr" is pronounced like in "pyrrhic" and probably comes from "pyra", a regional name for potato, while the suffix -kon is equivalent to English suffix -con.
Ashley playing with Cino was the best part of the video.
Gojo would be busted as hell in Elden Ring.
This is brilliant **other video game lore RUclipsrs**, but I like this. **Game Theory**
3:12 This reminds me of:
*STRONG BAD:* Oh man! I turned into the wrong "almost".
Blackgoal knight : **Exists**
My dragon's maw : "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
I'll probably never get to experience this DLC cause my PS4 Died 😔
That's rough, buddy.
oof
Very sad, it's so good
about the appraisals, both good and poors are considered appraisals
3:06
"'Tis but a flesh wound"
6:50 Ashley enters: lore accreatt kino be like *_HALLO!"_*
Ashley enters: lore accreatt Noble be like *_"DON'T INDULGE OUR SERF, ASHE, HE MUST WORK OR HE GETS FLOGGED BY MY B∆D-DR∆GΩN MOBY SIZED BONK FLAIL."_*
Was that the paladin of the throwback order😂
3:13 bro summoned the dad from Pixar's Onward
Boi
I'll probably never get to experience this DLC cause my PS4 Died .
You could use Playstation network to play it on PC with your controller.
@molybdaen11 It's a sexbot. Report it. Sorry, dood.
rip
build a gaming pc maybe
silly bot
Me clicking this vid knowing damn well I've never played Elden Ring and probably won't get any of the memes:
11:31 this is what we all came here for lads, even those of us who haven't played the DLC, the thumbnail cometh and it provideth.
2:00 to be fair I don't see a sword that big being used too differently, it probably would only have like 1-3 styles, does Sephiroth also swing his sword the same way? Bringing it down town, pitchfork the hay, and scour the heavens or bring it around town. Maybe they were inspired by Monster Hunter, not denying it, just think it's just as likely that's how you'd use that kind of sword lol, either of those would also be more likely than them stealing the idea and being grounds for suing.
Thanks for the videos
Staying up late and got lucky. Freshly baked video from noble for me to watch.
Thats one way to plant another erdtree seed
4:49 "Wait.. wait.. wait! Goblin Slayer?"
Cosplayer: "I'm an Elden Ring Mod."
The Kanna waving hi with hearts made me happy!:)
people playing the dlc : YOU NEED SHIELD!
ooga ooga heavy giant crusher user : POISE BREAKING SPAM!!!
3:05 they return
love the memes cino puts in the end of the videos :D
NPC: "First off, good job. Secondly, you are still loveless."
Player: "So you're not here either eh? I must be hearing things."
*proceed with making camp*
NPC: *shocked at response*
Great video!
3:06 Bro out her got invaded by Monsoon. Any minute now he'll hear someone ranting about Lorenz Force and Memes before throwing a piece of ruins debris at him.
...
AND IT WILL COME
The heavies of Pootis Engage:
If I ever see Jean Claude Van Damne or Gojo in Elden Ring turning that shit off immediately plus summoning in dlc do be like that 😂
4:48
Of course, he would be there.
He looks the part.
Waiting for Vati and letmesoloher to show their brilliance.
This is Letmetankhim's house now
@@Mare_Man never heard of them. Not saying that in an assholish way, just have never heard of them.
1:27
This guy is literally dancing on his grave.
0:30 - 0:34 - I said right foot creep, oh, walking with that heater...
3:10 looks like Trafalgar Law visited Elden Ring😂
The Blackgaol Knight had no damn right being that thick. SO much poise. I BEGGED him to spam the crossbow because that was the only time I could reliably hit him without worrying about him tanking through and bitch-slapping me.
Also, to the review bombers, the dlc isn't too hard, you all either haven't played in a year and tried immediately jumping into the dlc, or you're so used to spanking the same bosses over and over again that you've forgotten what it's like to have to earn it.
3:44 It’s probably because, like pretty much everyone else your playing on a NG+ where EVERY ENEMY get more health, defense, AND DAMAGE DEALING with EACH NG+.
4:30 YOOOOOOO, PYRKON MENTIONED!!
1:52 I mean, ancient dragon lightning is literally just dragon element, and ancient dragons are basically budget Old Fatalis.
5:15 * laughs in Smoughtown *
I can’t believe lost pause is still around
fun fact the dancing lion is two hunchbacks in a lion costume
I do hate it when you get a cutscene, or forced dialogue, right when an enemy spawns and either, 1) you the cutscene/dialogue ends abruptly so you don't know what was said, or 2) the enemies attack you during the cutscene but you are unable to defend yourself. I hate that.
6:26 hits close to home because just today I decided to give trying to beat the final boss on ng+7. Going through now on both an NG and NG+ character so hopefully I will be able to do it on them.
Ah the Soul's community messages...gotta love them XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
I like the extra coverage that nux does
Another day, another rock and stone. ROCK. AND. STONE
3:14 yo is that gojo?
Noble finally touched grass!
"I hate how all the names sound the same"
I hate that every major character in a game written by George RR Martin have a name that starts with either G, R, or M.
I hate that I only realized that via the VersusWolves podcast even more.😂
5:07
Grimjack will be the voice of Goblin Slayer. And nobody else.
I thought my blood build was amazing. Then I played the Elden Ring DLC. I am now questioning my build choices.
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
The repeating crossbow was such a fun weapon to find. It is wild that with the new talismans they added that bow and crossbow builds are now viable and usable for the game
King Hassan from FGO looks like a dark souls boss.
had to wait a little on this video in case of spoilers. Still haven't beaten the final boss but I figured I was safe
Goblin slayer armor set and even as a new class would go so hard.
He called Lady Madia, of the Astral Clock Tower as Malenia
3:12 bro became Gojo
Goblin slayer-san does not help you kill goblins, you help (watch) him kill goblins
Noble's skin got burnt like Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar.
😂gojo make dlc boss even harder..
The most an old boss can deal to the cauldron golem is a third
That give up is a challange. And I have beaten it.
finished ubel blatt vol 0 yesterday (i liked it) but i realized there are 23 more volumes💀
So they changed the "however, thou art maidenless" to "still no Lover"?
I think the first one felt funnier. Probably because it sounded so old timey, therefore fitting for the setting, and (at least to me) just sounds hillarious.
goblin slayer in Elden ring making a lot of sense to me
Beat the dlc but bro I almost angry cried cuz of the final boss😂😂
"I need a sellen fj " is all I've been seeing in the tiktok comments
Returning after the dlc: “this used to be hell now it’s paradise”
Is…is that a One Piece reference?
I got to the last boss on the dlc then I got my pc fully reset because of some problems, and when I came back to the game, my 350 characters was 200 for some reason and my progress was all gone and had to start all over
(sips wine) my mom would say yes for the dog 1 houer later the dog: listins to mom orders
Just gonna leave this here
How to beat the furnace giants you get high up to throw giant pots into their furnaces and they take MASSIVE damage
2:00 …..As a massive Monster Hunter and Souls fan I have NEVER NOTICED THAT.
To be fair I don’t play Longsword really so *Shrug*
The background music is the hyrule theme from twilight princess
Imagine they did put in an actual Goblin Slayer reference into the next FROM game.
What little of the lore I’ve managed to catch in other peoples’ videos I really liked. It seems that ole Miquella Mouse just wants to help and fix the shit his crazy family has done.
Not quite, at least, he'll do it but you won't have a choice. Miquella's 'age of compassion' does not feature free will.
@@JeroginoldBlamford true, he really decided to do the same thing that the emperor form code geass wanted to do lol
I got a goblin slayer build in DS3
6:45 i live for this moment sp cute
everyone : elden ring dlc is sooo hard
me on my lv 713 charakter in ng+7 blind playthrough the dlc : what
4:40 Boss rush
Danger noodle.
Angy rope.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰
At my age everything is cracking
Venom in gojo's head; *Kill!.. melenia!!....*