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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @Cilvanis
    @Cilvanis  2 года назад +7922

    Shout out to all the FromSoftWare-sexuals out there 😁 I love y’all but not as much as my Rivers of Blood Katana 😈

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer 2 года назад +159

      Okay that's going too far.

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 2 года назад +77

      I disagree, but respect your opinion. I'll just be a Dragon Samurai in this here corner *(chuckles to self in Scarlet Rot).*

    • @God-T
      @God-T 2 года назад +31

      my guy made him handy caped! 🤣🤣

    • @Howiedoo1984
      @Howiedoo1984 2 года назад +20

      cilvanis I love how you use the ff10 soundtrack . the songs u choose are perfect

    • @UrsineBloke
      @UrsineBloke 2 года назад +15

      Zamn bro, guess everyone who started playing here games after 2016 is a casul

  • @justinmadrid8712
    @justinmadrid8712 2 года назад +13307

    I had the REVERSE of this problem. I was watching a friend play, and he kept dying. I told him to just go level up and collect more upgrades and stuff. He REFUSED, because he wanted to beat this game like a true man.
    He gave up a week later.

    • @LilKardboard
      @LilKardboard 2 года назад +2044

      "Screw this game for being too hard when I limit myself"

    • @sakyajitmitra
      @sakyajitmitra 2 года назад +394

      By give up do you mean he stopped playing the game altogether or just that he took your advice and stopped being stubborn

    • @nigrum_angelum6655
      @nigrum_angelum6655 2 года назад +287

      @@sakyajitmitra Most likely the latter

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire 2 года назад +12

      Poor boo

    • @jimchad9900
      @jimchad9900 2 года назад +7

      I m hurt...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +9080

    This is so accurate dude, if you don’t play blindfolded with one arm it doesn’t count

    • @Thrasher424
      @Thrasher424 2 года назад +28

      Hey man are you gonna update your profile picture to Garou’s new god given form?

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +3

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @yobama9607
      @yobama9607 2 года назад +2

      exactly

    • @yobama9607
      @yobama9607 2 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Rayblade45
      @Rayblade45 2 года назад +42

      Please your still not playing properly you gotta lose both arms and play with your toes that's how you play video games.

  • @M0053yfate
    @M0053yfate 7 месяцев назад +1672

    "this shit feels like an Amazon factory job now." 😂

    • @MrTophatreaper
      @MrTophatreaper 5 месяцев назад +32

      As an Amazon worker I'm glad I don't need to get my arm chopped off to understand his pain 😂

    • @Seattlefan77
      @Seattlefan77 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@MrTophatreaperdamn bro I hope you make it out

    • @KyleJFalcon
      @KyleJFalcon 4 месяца назад

      Also an Amazon employee. That line hit lol

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 День назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @RyuShinkuuHadoken
    @RyuShinkuuHadoken 7 месяцев назад +836

    He forgot to give him a dance mat controller instead of the regular controller.

    • @Adelaide_Cuthbert
      @Adelaide_Cuthbert 5 месяцев назад +13

      Guitar hero controller for sure. Maybe the Donkey Kong bongos.

    • @doynedodd50
      @doynedodd50 5 месяцев назад +2

      *Wii Balance Board

    • @HarryS77
      @HarryS77 4 месяца назад

      Garage door opener.​@@Adelaide_Cuthbert

    • @notrelatedtobacon1282
      @notrelatedtobacon1282 3 месяца назад

      Naw real souls vets play with the real shit
      Smart toilet
      Or
      You have to be in another room from the tv
      Pet your cat with your left nut (dont have 1? Buy 1)
      Blind folded
      Play maracas
      And give instructions via speaking german, to your maid in another room (using a treadmill as controller and she only understands latin)

    • @Osama_2307
      @Osama_2307 Месяц назад +2

      Brail based controller

  • @unknownclipsyep
    @unknownclipsyep 2 года назад +9032

    Fromsoftware-sexuals is an accurate description of elitist players.

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 года назад +311

      its like the weeb/weeaboo of toxic players.

    • @GaminCatto
      @GaminCatto 2 года назад +314

      People who beat the game at level one think they can lecture everyone on how they play a game 💀

    • @sinewedbastion
      @sinewedbastion 2 года назад +285

      The most annoying breed of creatures I've ever seen

    • @clarentknight
      @clarentknight 2 года назад +285

      @@ProjektTaku Ironic since Sekiro players are the tamest of all the fromsoftware fans

    • @ianbailey4213
      @ianbailey4213 2 года назад +213

      @@clarentknight Doubly ironic when you consider Sekiro is generally considered the hardest of the various Souls-like titles.

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 2 года назад +4460

    "I can go get some Tampons to go along with your Bleed damage"
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 2 года назад +85

      That did at least 1700 dmg to his psyche!

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 2 года назад +19

      Send that clip to Steven He

    • @mavcotm8006
      @mavcotm8006 2 года назад +7

      @@reesejohnson2788 yeah and that with two bleed dagger hits

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 2 года назад +16

      * distant growling from the 12 kinds of sexist happining with that line *
      (Err, I'm sure that was "the point," but the joke didn't really land for me as a lady given the lack of a "excuse me now, _what_ was that?-" type line, and I'm mostly annoyed that the failed joke undercut my enjoyment of the rest of the skit)

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 2 года назад +10

      @@elenafriese891 gonna need wings for that

  • @MultiZernez
    @MultiZernez Месяц назад +86

    don't let the fromsoftware-sexuals find out that miyazaki, the creator of the game used summons during his playthrough

    • @Realmohg
      @Realmohg Месяц назад +25

      They already found out and used the “coaches dont play” excuse lol

  • @AdrianoxDocs-vq2dl
    @AdrianoxDocs-vq2dl Месяц назад +244

    This video aging like fine wine with the DLC XD

    • @user-ww1gk5ku1w
      @user-ww1gk5ku1w Месяц назад +23

      Personally I’m only against summons because I like to learn the bosses moveset, windows etc, the summon distracts him and even if I beat him I haven’t learned a thing. That being said you can play the game however you want you don’t have to play it at lvl.1 and no hit hit or something😂

    • @dhopjr57
      @dhopjr57 Месяц назад +6

      so true, fromsoft just doubled down on the pain.

    • @pedromarques2788
      @pedromarques2788 Месяц назад +1

      Fr

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man Месяц назад +17

      @@user-ww1gk5ku1w Some bosses deserve mimic tear because the entire fight is such dogwater that you aren't missing much by doing it that way. Such lovely examples include Commander Gaius and the final boss of the dlc. My bullshit meter usually lets me know after like 10 deaths tops whether or not a fight is actual cancer. Fuck those two fights in particular.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 Месяц назад +7

      Also that interview with Miyazaki where he says he uses every resource in his games because he couldn't beat them otherwise. He even said he uses his insider knowledge of the level and enemy design to help him out. If anything the devs probably use him as base level to know if they can make it harder or not. I can just imagine Miyazaki dying over and over to Bayle and the Promised Consort.

  • @deadmeme902
    @deadmeme902 2 года назад +22150

    Toxic souls players be like: no you can’t use spells, summons, or ash of war even though the creators put them in the game for you to use them. It’s unfair and not Miyazaki’s vision.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад +87

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @woag4974
      @woag4974 2 года назад +866

      bots are crazy 💀

    • @AldoTegan
      @AldoTegan 2 года назад +63

      the man put those in there for people that are struggling. Since people complain so much he had to do something instead of putting an easy mode, because he doesn’t want to. Summons is a perfect way to make it easy without spoiling the game for others that likes the way it is. No shame in it.
      Edit: I dropped the link on Reddit if any of you lazy mf need proof. Or look it up yourself. For some reason my link got removed here

    • @mylem6234
      @mylem6234 2 года назад +283

      @@AldoTegan Was that actually stated somewhere?

    • @AldoTegan
      @AldoTegan 2 года назад +428

      @@mylem6234 the fact that he doesn’t want to make a easy mode is from his own mouth yes. The rest you can easily work out when you’ve been a fan for years. The amount of help Elden Ring has for new players is beyond what any fromsoft game ever had.

  • @davidlowe-bianco5035
    @davidlowe-bianco5035 Год назад +5079

    Miyazaki: **Has life-changing experience getting his car stuck in snow and being helped by total strangers, inspires a wholly unique and complex multiplayer system for the series of games that represent his life's work**
    Purists: **Refuse to use it**

    • @dylanbirch3437
      @dylanbirch3437 Год назад +184

      Yo what is this in an interview? That’s fascinating! God bless our lord and saviour Miyazaki

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman Год назад +231

      Of course the purists use it, to launch an endless volley of dragon breath down an impassable hallway to grief SL10s

    • @Ammar-qt8io
      @Ammar-qt8io Год назад +43

      what i thought he just liked berserk

    • @ChameleonDance
      @ChameleonDance Год назад +40

      To be fair, the multiplayer system isn't the easiest to navigate! 😂 I still use it though

    • @teosandell4278
      @teosandell4278 Год назад +76

      Not so much purists, I could care less about how you play the game but I don't like summoning because I like beating the bosses. I summoned the first time I beat Malenia and I felt zero accomplishment, so now I never summon.

  • @ThatsCrucial
    @ThatsCrucial Месяц назад +61

    From the words of esteemed Solaire of Astora
    “Use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!”

    • @IvanShvetsow
      @IvanShvetsow 20 дней назад +6

      How could I forget about those words of Knight Solaire... His wise words reach us through the years.
      ☁️☀️☁️
      ../__|__\..
      ✋😊🤚

    • @froilanflorentino1252
      @froilanflorentino1252 8 дней назад

      ​@@IvanShvetsow
      ☀️
      \[T]/

    • @user-km4bn4zl9m
      @user-km4bn4zl9m 7 дней назад +2

      A fellow Sunbro. I praise the sun with you my comrade ☀️

  • @DJzero7
    @DJzero7 7 месяцев назад +51

    THEY BE Getting so offended like let me play my game the way I wanna play it dang 🤣

    • @noambruh
      @noambruh 6 месяцев назад

      No, u gay.

  • @FF-ch9nr
    @FF-ch9nr 2 года назад +5107

    FSfans: You gotta play it the real way man, this just isn’t Miyazaki’s vision.
    Miyazaki: you can literally play and beat our games however you see fit
    FSFans: ITS JUST NOT MIYAZAKIS VISION

    • @sabastianleisek396
      @sabastianleisek396 2 года назад +342

      Same dudes are the ones who make it almost impossible to get a friend into a souls game. Right out of the tutorial on DS3, you get end-game builds invading you and rarely see a friendly summon sign. "Why don't you just play offline", then they say I'm playing the game wrong.

    • @themaskedhobo
      @themaskedhobo 2 года назад +387

      Fromsoft: "We made our bosses harder so people will multiplayer and use summons and ashes." Fans: "😭😭😭 why are people playing with all the tools built into the game." Me: "Why are you like this?"

    • @AManChoosesASlaveObeys
      @AManChoosesASlaveObeys 2 года назад +52

      Dark Souls was a mistake

    • @NobuAlter
      @NobuAlter 2 года назад +100

      Miyazaki says we can play how ever we want.

    • @Cluke6
      @Cluke6 2 года назад +81

      As a fromsoft fan, git gud. Just kidding, using summons and using estus and using all that stuff is fair games. Pontiff kicked my ass so you know what I did? I went outside after I died, killed the knights and summoned me up 2 homies. And we killed Pontiff. I'm not bad, or a skill issue cuz' the rest of the game wasn't very notable, I just used what I had to get past a speed bump. Or in this case a speed wall. I don't know anything about Elden yet, very poor cannot afford it yet. Do not spoil please.

  • @ramiroroge
    @ramiroroge Год назад +743

    "Now you can have a real challenge, you know? Because life is not hard enough already. why not have another fuc*** challenge?" has me cracking up

    • @Jkhorve
      @Jkhorve Год назад +9

      Same 😂

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 4 месяца назад +1

      yes. what are you, weak?

    • @nojiyukii
      @nojiyukii 4 месяца назад +3

      @@mrosskneur weak if you think they’re challenges and not a walk in the park lil bro

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 4 месяца назад

      lol nah

    • @nojiyukii
      @nojiyukii 4 месяца назад +2

      @@mrosskne it’s more memorization then rather skill, i dot think any of the challengers or necessarily hard

  • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
    @TrueLocalEnthusiast 4 месяца назад +39

    In souls games there's only one objective. Win and survive. How you do it is up to you.

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 2 месяца назад +18

    This is pretty accurate, you gotta play Elden Ring with 1HP no leveling up one arm on your balls.

  • @sushiifoxx
    @sushiifoxx Год назад +2144

    the bleed damage line was soo good 😂

  • @mr_0n10n5
    @mr_0n10n5 2 года назад +517

    "Why are we here, just to suffer?"
    From soft sexuals: Yes

  • @orc_gunslinger
    @orc_gunslinger 7 месяцев назад +296

    That’s the beauty of the game, there’s no difficulty slider, you can make it as easy or hard as you want by being creative

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 6 месяцев назад +14

      player dmg scaling vs end game hp scaling is pretty terrible outside of a few builds

    • @thanoof
      @thanoof 6 месяцев назад +21

      If THIS is your definition of making it as easy or hard as you want, then most if not all games fit the criteria.

    • @roxas4587
      @roxas4587 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@thanoofand?

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 6 месяцев назад +12

      That's all games though. You can play Pokemon with a single creature. You can play Devil May Cry on a guitar hero controller. You can play Guitar Hero at extremely high speed.

    • @giantplantofweed6061
      @giantplantofweed6061 5 месяцев назад

      Or by googling „op elden ring build“…
      Lets be honest

  • @bloop140
    @bloop140 7 месяцев назад +127

    The beautiful thing about the way miyazaki designed Elden Ring is that the difficulty is really up to you.

    • @dragonfruitreal
      @dragonfruitreal 7 месяцев назад +3

      facts

    • @MinecraftMartin
      @MinecraftMartin 7 месяцев назад +18

      IMO it just does that so well, too.
      Instead of opening up your settings and changing the slider to "easy/normal/hard", you instead just change up your kit.
      Crazy people can strip down naked and run in like a cave man. Or you can summon a small army, call up some RL friends, even get someone to do the whole fight on your behalf.
      Pretty good deal

    • @MrFirecam
      @MrFirecam 7 месяцев назад +5

      Until you summon and then there's no difficulty anymore ^^

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 7 месяцев назад +12

      Well said.
      The amount of self expression seamlessly integrated into the game from the sweatiest lvl 1, no-hit speed runs to big dick Guts cosplay to fucking Goku’s kamehameha, is nothing short of masterful.
      There is no easy, medium or hard mode bc that all depends on you and your build.

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@MrFirecam- Then don’t summon. The beauty of the game’s difficulty is that it’s all up to you. It’s *your* choice, so what more can a gamer ask from a game?

  • @Bobo-ye7dq
    @Bobo-ye7dq 2 года назад +3578

    That tampon joke was genius lol

    • @bingolinging
      @bingolinging 2 года назад +13

      It was disgiating lol

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 года назад +35

      @@bingolinging no u

    • @ConsoleFreaked
      @ConsoleFreaked 2 года назад +7

      He got me there too

    • @novacrimson7770
      @novacrimson7770 2 года назад +10

      It is, unfortunately some people will find it sexist

    • @pareshkumar9094
      @pareshkumar9094 2 года назад +101

      @@novacrimson7770 Funny how before someone actually finding the joke sexist, there is always someone who gets off on thinking that 'there is someone who finds the joke sexist'.

  • @scribese7en
    @scribese7en 2 года назад +2083

    Apparently, Miyazaki's vision of playing the game involves having salt rubbed on your flayed body as your eyes are torn out of your head, and your soul is tormented by demons.

    • @SonicMegaKing
      @SonicMegaKing 2 года назад +51

      It isn't?

    • @urtoryu_dy_althraidn
      @urtoryu_dy_althraidn 2 года назад +68

      Wrong, not torn out of your head, but flipped to the insides so you can ascend into a Greater One.

    • @wynoglia
      @wynoglia 2 года назад +23

      I mean, the first was called demon's souls after all. Checks out

    • @MortonCammar
      @MortonCammar 2 года назад +13

      @@urtoryu_dy_althraidn I'm about to grow eyes in my skull and transform in to amygdala.

    • @urtoryu_dy_althraidn
      @urtoryu_dy_althraidn 2 года назад +6

      @@MortonCammar That's the way to go, keep it up friend! Let us be granted eyes!
      PS: A Soul Eater profile picture fits really well in this topic I must say.

  • @SENATORPAIN1
    @SENATORPAIN1 12 дней назад +4

    "From software sexual" thats already funny

  • @lowlytangent1409
    @lowlytangent1409 Месяц назад +10

    Even Miyazaki himself admitted to using everything he can to his advantage when playing cause he's admitted he stinks at games

  • @Nuclearburrit0
    @Nuclearburrit0 2 года назад +1092

    He still manages to dodge attacks while blindfolded and one handed. This is a real gamer.

    • @fleecejohnson9813
      @fleecejohnson9813 2 года назад +40

      "He's beginning to believe"

    • @wordbearer6051
      @wordbearer6051 2 года назад +13

      he is the chosen one

    • @tz.sihver2
      @tz.sihver2 2 года назад +4

      @@Muhdoose how bout he destroys the controller and makes him move his character with his mind

  • @WELLbethere
    @WELLbethere Год назад +3023

    "bro why you acting like you ain't got 60 fucking hours to fight one fucking boss bro, just quit your fucking job"
    This fucking killed me

    • @evanage
      @evanage 10 месяцев назад +79

      same, its accurate. when i struggled too much with certain bosses in ER i just said fuck it and brought out the AoW/double bleed twinblades and called it a day lmfao.

    • @TheAvprobeauty
      @TheAvprobeauty 7 месяцев назад +32

      just be homeless! 😂😂

    • @returnofthedjed11
      @returnofthedjed11 7 месяцев назад +2

      thats what sekiro can feel like

    • @Dsrgreyy
      @Dsrgreyy 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was the best part

    • @phonkydude2390
      @phonkydude2390 7 месяцев назад

      Mf's with the king of puppets in lies of p

  • @anthonyfaiell3263
    @anthonyfaiell3263 Месяц назад +5

    The fact these discussions even exist is such a testament to the genius game design of fromsoft. The gigantic range of difficulty available to the player simply through choices in game makes for such a wide range of experiences. There is genuinely a path for every type of player. Ranging from runs naked, no weapons with a dance pad... to farming max rune level, getting all the most op shit before fighting margit, using the boss shackles, using npc AND player summons, looking up all the cheese strats for every boss and respeccing to use the most meta strats vs every boss,.. And then a whole bunch of space in between

  • @GoofyGinger2327
    @GoofyGinger2327 Месяц назад +13

    "No, you cant use good items cause that makes the game not excruciating"

  • @bradensorensen966
    @bradensorensen966 Год назад +3034

    “Isn’t it fun not using any of the mechanics of the game?”
    So true. People be acting stupid.

    • @MrTimberwolfsden
      @MrTimberwolfsden 7 месяцев назад +74

      My philosophy with Fromsoft games is only to not look up cheat guides or vids that show you how to beat or chz it. If you discover something u should use it. That's just for gaming experience tho, to each their own

    • @papitbull1
      @papitbull1 7 месяцев назад +22

      B-but my pride 😰
      Also i just forget i have the tools and options avaliable to me lol

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 7 месяцев назад +34

      It's common sense that beating a boss alone is more rewarding but you do you

    • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
      @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 7 месяцев назад +35

      Seriously, everybody acting like these were in the game to baby them. Yet they reacted like babies in opposition to it

    • @user-up2mn4kx6s
      @user-up2mn4kx6s 7 месяцев назад

      @@sicthemutt if you think it’s a life achievement to beat a “boss” on a video game you seriously are mormon

  • @Soosss
    @Soosss 2 года назад +2056

    fromsoftware fans when you don’t play blindfolded with one hand while on psychedelics: 😡

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @oamioxmocliox8082
      @oamioxmocliox8082 2 года назад +1

      ;)

    • @Fitzness1
      @Fitzness1 2 года назад +22

      Great comment unfortunately swarmed by the bots

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 2 года назад +8

      Pfft that easy. The only correct way to play is to pick waste of skin and never raise your level through the entire game.

  • @Beatmyguest001
    @Beatmyguest001 7 месяцев назад +64

    I’m running around the map discovering stuff absolutely terrified of almost everything just trying my best, summoning for every boss, horseback fighting mini bosses, and having a great time 😂

    • @arik2216
      @arik2216 Месяц назад

      So you didn't actually beat the game then. Ruin Souls' like legacy.
      You lie for yourself. Shame. GO play modern audience minecraft.

    • @usergk71
      @usergk71 21 день назад +4

      @@arik2216the achievement they have likely says otherwise. Besides, let me guess. You didn’t beat it blindfolded? Pfffttt. Didn’t beat the game then.

  • @user-km4bn4zl9m
    @user-km4bn4zl9m 7 дней назад +1

    "Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships: Working together can help a team reach its goals"

  • @legacygaming2214
    @legacygaming2214 2 года назад +2309

    This is so accurate my friend spent 2 hours trying to convince me that I don't need so much stuff in this game, I told him never say stupid shit to me again 🙃

    • @ThaGodLegacyHD
      @ThaGodLegacyHD 2 года назад +147

      Get a new friend bruh.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @TheHuTao.
      @TheHuTao. 2 года назад +44

      The boys are strong in this replies section

    • @carlito_blackcloud5921
      @carlito_blackcloud5921 2 года назад +1

      🤣😂😂😂

  • @Ivotas
    @Ivotas Год назад +608

    "This shit feel like f'n Amazon factory job now!" pure comedy genius!

  • @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942
    @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 19 дней назад +4

    “I beat Elden Ring! No damage, no weapons, no armour, no summons, no resting, no rolling, no jumping, no nothing!”
    “Did you use the lock on feature?”

    • @Soto-
      @Soto- 4 дня назад

      "it doesn't count. You used your thumbs."

  • @MrBlitzer55
    @MrBlitzer55 7 месяцев назад +18

    FFX music in the background. Dont worry i caught that. Excellent touch 👌

  • @jev1620
    @jev1620 2 года назад +264

    the fact he said this feels like an Amazon factory job when I'm at an Amazon factory job makes it hurt more I can confirm it do be feeling like that😢

    • @Pragma020
      @Pragma020 2 года назад +7

      That pay though make them high school drop out wet though....be like "i dont need college i just needed pain!" xD

    • @austinjoseph2881
      @austinjoseph2881 2 года назад +2

      I’m sorry! Quit man..Starbucks they’re nice!

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 2 года назад +6

      Unionize!

  • @cefirodewinter9086
    @cefirodewinter9086 2 года назад +2277

    I have a friend who never played a souls game, and really loved how spectacular the magic in Elden Ring looked, so he bought the game and it's playing it, full mage, spells and summons, we always jokes to him naaaah you're playing easy mooode, but one day a guy came out and started trashing on him and insulting him for real, we all just jumped like, man you just can't go around insulting people like this for playing the game, let him do whatever he wants, before that point we thought it was a big joke the "real gamers" shit, but we quickly realised there's people that actually think like that man wtf

    • @navyt6380
      @navyt6380 2 года назад +89

      Yeah that guy was me. If I could have, I would have also taken off his stupid pointed mage hat and threw it into the ocean

    • @PotatoPizza420
      @PotatoPizza420 2 года назад +378

      @@navyt6380 bro got YT in his youtube username 💀

    • @navyt6380
      @navyt6380 2 года назад +33

      @@PotatoPizza420 Congrats, you can read 💀

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 года назад +272

      @@navyt6380 do you also criticize fighting game pros for engaging the combos instead of spamming the same useless power blow at tournaments?

    • @davidchristenes9062
      @davidchristenes9062 2 года назад +149

      There is those kind of people anywhere, the point of playing is to have FUN, even people who use cheats to pass phases are good for me, I can't see the fun in using cheats but if someone else's does and it's not a multiplayer game then do it, fuck it, life is already hard enough to me be putting hardships in another persons free time.

  • @friendlyreaper9012
    @friendlyreaper9012 21 день назад +3

    From soft fans when you do 700dmg with a magic attack 😡
    From soft fans when you do 700dmg with one heavy attack that breaks the enemies poise completely 😊

    • @N_Tertainment7
      @N_Tertainment7 2 дня назад

      Yeah, Strength builds are legit easy mode but these guys will never understand it.

  • @fakskis
    @fakskis Месяц назад +8

    My biggest achievement in Elden Ring is beating Malenia on my FIRST ATTEMPT, I even got it on video and uploaded it to RUclips, but some people downplayed it because "you used a bleed build and the Mimic Tear" 🙃

    • @fakskis
      @fakskis Месяц назад

      @@tweeeeeex thanks, appreciate it!
      Good job beating her to you too!

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Месяц назад

      I actually beat her 2nd try. I was killed by Waterfowl Dance about 40 times in Calid beforehand, at like lv10. So meeting Malenia at >lv150 with +25 weapons was a breeze.

    • @fakskis
      @fakskis 29 дней назад +1

      @@GangsterFrankensteinComputer LOL nicely done, congrats!

  • @alexanderneville8117
    @alexanderneville8117 2 года назад +1956

    Thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention. This actually happened to me. You bringing awareness to this topic makes me happy and I appreciate it. I had to play with no Arms. Use my teeth with my eyes gouged out. Every experience slightly differs though.

    • @Phoenix-qv9hg
      @Phoenix-qv9hg 2 года назад +34

      Thing is, everyone should play however they want and that's cool! But there is something special about learning a bosses patterns until you are a good at dodging, spacing, and killing them. Ashes, Summons, and Certain Spells and Weapon Arts distract from that, makes it unnecessary. However, that is only one way to approach the game. Nuking shit with well synergized/overpowered builds can be hella fun as well.

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX 2 года назад +35

      You were allowed to keep your teeth?

    • @maciejrozanski154
      @maciejrozanski154 2 года назад +8

      @@Phoenix-qv9hg Agree, personnaly i am from softwere veteran but during my first playthrough istill did used bleed build and summons :D (bleed build was accident, just wanted to make samurai build) on secong though i will go strength faith build and most likely no summons, but its so cool mechanic so i am not sure about that, its fun becuase you can make thematic builds with it.

    • @bryankowalczyk3982
      @bryankowalczyk3982 2 года назад +1

      Ya Elden ring is easy though, the older souls games are better cuz they don't got short cuts that hold ur hand like Elden ring.

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 2 года назад +4

      Did you use the tampons for comfort though?
      Real men don't do comfort though.

  • @YAMAHAZI
    @YAMAHAZI 2 года назад +393

    “Ain’t it fun not playing like a BITCH” Need that on my playlist asap

    • @Stuntman87
      @Stuntman87 Год назад +18

      Ain't it fun to play like a real nigga 😂

    • @jace743
      @jace743 Год назад +14

      Literally the best Paramore parody I’ve ever heard

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 Год назад +2

      @@Stuntman87 That stuff was dope, but not as good as "that nigga gay."

    • @Stuntman87
      @Stuntman87 Год назад +1

      @@nocturnaljoe9543 🤣🤣

  • @DanVille1000
    @DanVille1000 7 месяцев назад +8

    The summons system was so fun. Literally like pokemon

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial Месяц назад +3

    Fromsoftware-sexuals when I play echo night (they don't know I'm playing fromsoftware)

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 2 года назад +510

    The "Summoning the f*ckin' Ginyu Force" line killed me.

  • @legowyn24
    @legowyn24 2 года назад +350

    He plays insane people so well its genuinely concerning

    • @blubber0_0
      @blubber0_0 Год назад +5

      I wish I could agree but not really lol
      Still a funny video, laughed very much

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 Год назад

      Nah some people are just good at the game. Others need practice and others blame everything but, themselves.

  • @Zack-vi7is
    @Zack-vi7is Месяц назад +5

    If you need to set arbitrary rules and restrictions on what you can and can't use in order to make the game challenging, maybe it's just not that difficult in the first place lol. Most annoying thing about Souls fans is them centering their whole gaming identity around being good at Souls games as if it's some monumental accomplishment. Souls games are not and never were that difficult. They're just unforgiving. There's a big difference.

  • @samueltitone5683
    @samueltitone5683 Месяц назад +4

    This made for a nice pallet cleanser after watching a guy bitch about how hard the DLC bosses were while simultaneously saying that you didn’t beat the game if you used summons.

  • @intruefaith7612
    @intruefaith7612 Год назад +879

    I'm an old Morrowind vet. My favorite thing about that game, and now these games, is just how thoroughly you can break the balancing within the confines of the games.
    A grand, intoxicating innocence.

    • @mattburrell7504
      @mattburrell7504 Год назад +68

      The Morrowind community also has its share of annoying members, but at least they acknowledge that breaking the game with spell crafting and alchemy is part of the fun.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Год назад +25

      alcohol solves all your Vvardanfell problems

    • @pedropaulo174
      @pedropaulo174 Год назад +17

      I come from skyrim. I only use the strongest shit i can find 😂

    • @noii1524
      @noii1524 Год назад +11

      @@mattburrell7504 every community has annoying members, it's just some of them (often niche or old games, speaking from my experience) care more about spending their time having fun instead of arguing with every random person on the internet

    • @beans3977
      @beans3977 Год назад +13

      Why walk when you can ride?

  • @victorprati7908
    @victorprati7908 Год назад +153

    To paraphrase Sseth: "being able to recognize patterns is cheating so the true way to beat this game is through a lobotomy run"

  • @MachFiveFalcon
    @MachFiveFalcon 7 месяцев назад +6

    2:06 "Wandering Flame" from Final Fantasy X playing in the backgorund and then the Paramore reference later on got me 🤣

  • @cerberos1
    @cerberos1 2 года назад +371

    Imagine if other fandoms were like that 💀
    "Bro if you use items in Pokemon you’re not playing the game as intended"
    "People who cheese the game by using more than one Pokemon are playing on easy mode"

    • @quentinb734
      @quentinb734 2 года назад +16

      @@seagulfs4123 ofc there’s monster hunter elitist

    • @AscendedGundam
      @AscendedGundam 2 года назад +17

      Nuzlocke runs are a thing.

    • @cerberos1
      @cerberos1 2 года назад +50

      @@AscendedGundam Yeah but they’re not obnoxious about it

    • @creativname7599
      @creativname7599 2 года назад +9

      oh I got bad news for you about the first one

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 2 года назад +4

      @@seagulfs4123
      Ah yes, The "REEEEEEEEEE THE OLDER GAMES ARE BETTER" Boomer hunters

  • @SuperDuperCooper08
    @SuperDuperCooper08 2 года назад +679

    Cilvanis was DEFINITELY venting some frustrations with the community with this one 💀💀💀

    • @OffMetaGang
      @OffMetaGang Год назад +40

      Every person who has ever streamed this game probably feels this way. The souls community actually chases people off the game....

    • @sakuranohana1014
      @sakuranohana1014 Год назад +34

      the souls community are the worst

    • @MintyPeanut
      @MintyPeanut Год назад +13

      Best gatekeeping community

    • @DovahZeux
      @DovahZeux Год назад +2

      Worst community Day 1.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar Год назад +1

      @@OffMetaGangbahahaha so true lmaooo

  • @DeemsTheMemes
    @DeemsTheMemes 7 месяцев назад +11

    Honestly I gotta be honest my first play through felt too easy for my own liking as I went from a fire katana flame knight build to a god slayers great sword build and ended with a Bolt of gransax build which let me clear bosses with relative ease like Malenia and Mohg. Malenia it took my 6 times because I was also trying to use other weapons before going Bolt of Gransax. As for mohg I actually messed the poor fellow up with the god slayers great sword he was killed in the first attempt. So now I’ve got a new run. Where I decided to get a little silly. The only weapon I can use this run I’ve decided is this dinky ass pickaxe I obtained from killing a miner. But apparently this pickaxe un-ironically fucks people up. I’m trying to use spirit ashes less in the fights but more so is I’m gonna avoid using the mimic tear spirit ash this run cause I found it to be too good for my liking. So I wanna try out the other spirit ashes. 1 pickaxe with multiple ways to use it. Yes I put holy slash on it to help against royal revenants. Anyway I’m having a fucking blast with this run.

  • @Noushauga
    @Noushauga 6 дней назад +2

    Its funnier now cuz in a recent interview Miyazaki reveals he also struggles with his games especially Elden Ring so he uses every tools available in the game.

  • @GTRrocker84
    @GTRrocker84 7 месяцев назад +621

    “This is supposed to be a game, now it feels like a fucking Amazon job now”
    😂

  • @steve8t2
    @steve8t2 Месяц назад +4

    I like the people who are half-and-half. They'll be like "You can't use spells or bleed or spirit ashes" but then they'll use buffing incants and frost and ashes of war. Bruh, why are your rules so arbitrary?

  • @Aalvye
    @Aalvye 7 месяцев назад +5

    You can't be dying in my room when im mid boss in a game
    I cant pause😂

  • @VivianKurayami
    @VivianKurayami 2 года назад +622

    Accurate as hell, honestly. Self-imposed challenges are one thing but people can find their own way to play and enjoy the game. Did a solo of Malenia without RoB or Bloodhound's Step to deal with Waterfowl Dance, I'm not gonna impose those standards for a fight on anyone 'cuz that consumed a weekend for me.

    • @edgelord121
      @edgelord121 2 года назад +20

      Turi ip ip ip

    • @santcout7152
      @santcout7152 2 года назад +71

      @@edgelord121 The fact that you called him out shows you're semi semi elitist yourself

    • @shikharsingh8173
      @shikharsingh8173 2 года назад +32

      @@edgelord121 no.

    • @nrnjn8547
      @nrnjn8547 2 года назад +1

      Eh most people did that, it's not too big of a challenge

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 2 года назад +18

      @@edgelord121 It doesn't make them an elitist, they're just trying to say that people should be more open minded since not everyone plays games for a challenge, or has enough time to sink into it

  • @quan-uo5ws
    @quan-uo5ws 9 месяцев назад +1364

    I have a friend thats the literal opposite, he always sees me playing a fromsoftware game and hes like "bro what is this shitty build bro here you should try out this" and shows me the most op build that breaks the game

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor 9 месяцев назад +181

      He's good.
      When game allows - you take it and spit on haters😂
      Where is fun in "i never used these op katana, talisman and mimic tear, I am beating a game with a club like a man" when you just can say "yes I deleted this boss with comet azur. Is it my problem that this bs is in the game?😂 Oh I should have REJECTED IT voluntarily ffs😂😂"

    • @realWWdude546
      @realWWdude546 7 месяцев назад +57

      @@LaserTractorTrue bro work smart not hard😂

    • @TheSpicyLeg
      @TheSpicyLeg 7 месяцев назад +41

      ⁠@@LaserTractor You can, you’re just boring.
      You are fun to invade though.

    • @gravehammer4095
      @gravehammer4095 7 месяцев назад +90

      *Laughs in offline mode and seamless coop*@@TheSpicyLeg

    • @TheSpicyLeg
      @TheSpicyLeg 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@gravehammer4095 Yawn, you’re even boring to talk to. My guy, charisma isn’t just a stat in vidyas.

  • @MihaiDurus
    @MihaiDurus 4 месяца назад +4

    There is nothing wrong of using anything the game gives you, summons, bleed, spells do make the game easier, but at the end of the day, who cares? Just have fun. If you decide to not use it for the challenge, that's also completely fine, but please don't force people to do that too. - coming from a souls veteran who platinumed all the FromSoftware games available on PC.

    • @yummyyummy2091
      @yummyyummy2091 4 месяца назад

      Exactly im so happy every time a new fromsoft game drops cuz it brings more people into these great games
      Sick of the community shitting on other peoples builds even tho basically anything can be overpowered especially in elden ring

  • @mangafan589
    @mangafan589 6 месяцев назад +7

    Was not expecting that aint it fun cover lol

  • @philipdowdell3429
    @philipdowdell3429 2 года назад +814

    It's an action rpg, problems (the enemies) can be solved by either an action solution (getting really good at dodging and understanding timings of when to attack and stuff) or an rpg solution (changing gear, using summons and/or various spells strategically, etc) For some reason some people get real mad when you take the rpg solution, but the game very clearly offers both as potential options.

    • @philipdowdell3429
      @philipdowdell3429 2 года назад +70

      that being said i will be mad when i see Rivers of Blood spammers online because I suck

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 2 года назад +18

      @@philipdowdell3429 they aren't even honest enough to admit it.

    • @usurpererenyeagar4587
      @usurpererenyeagar4587 2 года назад +11

      yeah and elden ring you can feel itdirected a bit more to casual players dark souls 3 1 or 2 you would have to git gud to beat gunthyr miyazaki made magic and faith spells good for casual player and for returning players of the franchise to try new stuff same with the ashes system which is ingenius for players

    • @godly_potatoe69xd19
      @godly_potatoe69xd19 2 года назад +22

      @@philipdowdell3429 agreed. It only matters to me when people use all this blatantly op gear if it is in pvp, especially if they spam the ash of war

    • @eklypzn
      @eklypzn Год назад +16

      It's kinda like when Bioshock was popular and people were just focusing on gun play, but salts were like super broken in comparison. If it's in the game, it's in the game. I'm gonna use that shit unless I personally hate the playstyle.

  • @martindjakovic7052
    @martindjakovic7052 2 года назад +250

    It’s even worse when they complain about a game being too hard but they refuse to use the buffs and items the game gives you (e. g. status effects, summons, etc)

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 Год назад +13

      I'll admit I'm guilty, but I only complained about bosses just doing too much damage at the endgame with 40+ vigor. Older games never could one shot you in the base game and even bloodborne only had one boss do that and that boss couldn't do it with every attack.

    • @thetimehascome874
      @thetimehascome874 Год назад +4

      ​@@galaxyvulture6649I adore elden ring, everything about it is just magical and this is the few problems that really stop it from being a masterpiece especially endgame in ng+5 and up good heavens💀

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 Год назад +3

      Yeah, which is why everytime I see someone screaming "Malenia is broken", I'm like "Skill issue".
      Because you bet I used a bleed build to beat her, and I don't feel sorry for it. She was definitely not broken, just difficult..
      The whole "hardest boss in the souls franchise" statement was correct.

    • @CaptainNingle
      @CaptainNingle Год назад +16

      @@samf.s.7731 Spamming L2 takes a huge amount of skill

    • @Dios__Del__Rayo__
      @Dios__Del__Rayo__ Год назад +5

      Lol no one who ever played a souls game thought Elden Ring was too hard. One of the biggest complaints fans of souls games had was that ER was so mind numbingly easy. That and the fact they completely fucked up the pvp

  • @CloudyPuzzler
    @CloudyPuzzler 7 месяцев назад +3

    This is why fanbases are toxic. Play the game however YOU want to.

  • @seekay8079
    @seekay8079 4 месяца назад +9

    I love how you have two halves of the Souls community: The side that just enjoys that games and encourages others to endure the challenge however they want, and the other half that makes fun of cancer patients because they didn't play the game without summons

    • @loudnoises5372
      @loudnoises5372 4 месяца назад +2

      Mimic Tear, Comet Azur, Terra Magika, Cerulean Hidden Tear Enjoyer Detected 💀☠

    • @yummyyummy2091
      @yummyyummy2091 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@loudnoises5372yeah so? 💀
      Even if he uses it who tf gives a shit

    • @rudrajoshi7075
      @rudrajoshi7075 Месяц назад

      @@loudnoises5372nigga is using that as an insult 💀

  • @JamesW609
    @JamesW609 2 года назад +1030

    The gate keepers are probably the most annoying thing about from soft games I say this as a from soft fan since dark souls 1. Why does it mater if someone summons or uses spell casing how is it affecting you?

    • @agoodone6446
      @agoodone6446 2 года назад

      Yes but counter point, frimcewrjbdw we jnfeedvkidsfhjlbgdssrkllg KATANAS!!!

    • @shakeweller
      @shakeweller 2 года назад +12

      @DreddKnightVII It's not even good in PvE when Seppuku exists.

    • @tomasdelcampo2
      @tomasdelcampo2 2 года назад +30

      Well it affects me when people spam broken spells and ashes of war in pvp. A lot of the time I pretty much only lose duels when that happens. Also when invasions are always a 3 vs 1. As for pve people are ruining the game for themselves and ER gains a bad reputation for being unbalanced. I really hope they severely limit magic and summons in the future like in sekiro and kind of bloodborne. ER was a huge step back in that regard

    • @doublinx2
      @doublinx2 2 года назад +159

      @@tomasdelcampo2 It literally does not matter if they ruin the game *for themselves.* If they put it in the game as an optional tool, it's fair play, it's not your business, and it's as valid as naked/dagger-only builds.

    • @shakeweller
      @shakeweller 2 года назад +112

      @@tomasdelcampo2 Then join a PvP discord and password duel people. Something that fighting game players do for years. Invasions are outdated anyway and shouldn't even be in the game

  • @Kaz999998
    @Kaz999998 2 года назад +613

    This reminds me of the time Code Vein came out and people said not to use partners or skills to play the game correctly.
    Bro, if it's in the game, I'm using it. I don't care if you think it's cheating because your ego hinges on the fact you use as little of the game's mechanics to make it more challenging for yourself.

    • @ektoplzzm520
      @ektoplzzm520 2 года назад +42

      Ok partners maybe but NO SKILLS?🤨

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 2 года назад +61

      @Zoran Like literally most games.

    • @theploot8230
      @theploot8230 2 года назад

      Yeah but have you tried playing solo after that?

    • @dragoneye6229
      @dragoneye6229 2 года назад +39

      The reality is that they are impatient or too stupid to understand them right away so they ban them and claim anyone using them is a noob. It's a pre-emptive strike so prevent others from noticing they are an impatient idiot.

    • @ilcarnifex
      @ilcarnifex 2 года назад +3

      @Zoran video games are for kids

  • @tbrandy1405
    @tbrandy1405 7 месяцев назад +21

    "Amazon factory job" 😅 had me in stitches

  • @thomas-stilinski8149
    @thomas-stilinski8149 7 месяцев назад +5

    I know the game is supposed to be hard but its also supposed to be fun just let people play how they want

  • @randomyoutubeuser261
    @randomyoutubeuser261 2 года назад +340

    Inaccurate as hell! That person wouls NEVER leave his Mothers basement, even if it's to shit on Casual players!

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад +1

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @inquisitorialllama638
      @inquisitorialllama638 2 года назад +42

      You're so full of it, saying; " Oh, they live in their mother's basement"🤓
      I live in her Attic, thank you very much.

    • @FF-ch9nr
      @FF-ch9nr 2 года назад +5

      @@inquisitorialllama638 yeah! us FS elitists have class. We don’t like damp and dilapidated dwellings, we like dusty cramped dilapidated spaces

  • @iveyyewitt1621
    @iveyyewitt1621 Год назад +1207

    I've come across a lot of strange gamer cliques in my time, but FromSoftware "purists" climbed to the top of the heap so fast its hilarious.

    • @kristoferprovencal3608
      @kristoferprovencal3608 Год назад +123

      And the funny thing is, most of the people who act like that seem to have jumped onto the game later because they heard it was hard and that’s the only appeal they see to it, meanwhile plenty of people who started with DS1 because they just though it looked cool will generally tell you play in whatever way is most fun to you.

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu Год назад +74

      @@kristoferprovencal3608
      There’s generally two types of fans of these games: the ones playing it entirely for the pride of being a god gamer, and the ones enjoying how well-designed the levels, bosses, worlds, and lore are. The latter tend to have a lot more fun, while the former tend to gatekeep and do SL1 no weapon no fun playthroughs where they grind for 40 hours to beat a boss.
      The latter approach would be fine if they didn’t gatekeep like crazy. The worst thing is how if you complain about any mechanic that you deem to be unfair, they WILL always defend it by saying “get good.”

    • @swordfishtrombone8373
      @swordfishtrombone8373 Год назад +26

      I personally love to 1 v 1 bosses without summons and have since the early games, but play the game in whichever way is fun for you. Part of appeal of the formula is all the gameplay variety that it offers.

    • @jenjoe4359
      @jenjoe4359 Год назад +12

      ⁠@@swordfishtrombone8373ya same, I don’t use summons not because it’s not the “intended experience” but because I find 1v1 duels with the bosses to be a lot more fun

    • @sylvershelley8595
      @sylvershelley8595 Год назад

      @@kristoferprovencal3608 true

  • @dennysongaming4128
    @dennysongaming4128 6 месяцев назад +4

    This here is one of the best things I have seen all week.

  • @robertpawlowski4548
    @robertpawlowski4548 6 месяцев назад +4

    I subbed before the ad finished, you had me at the title 😂🤣😂 and I am a FromSoft-sexual 😅

  • @ProdG315
    @ProdG315 2 года назад +70

    0:12 I felt this on a spiritual level, I hate when someone walks in the room and all of a sudden decides to start watching me play, they be mad annoying for no reason.

    • @SirRageA-lot
      @SirRageA-lot 2 года назад +11

      Well, atleast they dont actually beg for the controller, lol.

  • @greytitude1393
    @greytitude1393 2 года назад +132

    From-software sexuals is actual term to use now.Thank you cilvanis

    • @Boc_theSeamster
      @Boc_theSeamster 2 года назад +3

      I get that it's a fun name to throw at people who gatekeep these games and deservedly so, but please don't label the entire fanbase as "Fromsoft-sexuals". Most of us are chill people who don't care how you play the games. Just please be sure that whoever you call a "Fromsoft-sexual" actually deserves to be called that.

    • @greytitude1393
      @greytitude1393 2 года назад +7

      @@Boc_theSeamster ofc dude I mean idt I'd be using that term though I just said it as a joke but ofc only to those who deserve it

    • @BiggDickman
      @BiggDickman 2 года назад

      This gonna be me when I’ll get called this:
      ruclips.net/video/-nnTI1d5XuM/видео.html

    • @markmauk8231
      @markmauk8231 2 года назад +5

      @@Boc_theSeamster Dont get too serious about it. I am a FS Fan as well, but not one of those elitists. I am not even good at the games. Yes, I beat them all, but I always needed countless hours and died hundreds of times. Also used Ashes of War everytime it was possible in Elden Ring.
      But I still wouldnt have any problem with anyone calling me a FS Sexual. Its a fun name dude, let it happen.

    • @Boc_theSeamster
      @Boc_theSeamster 2 года назад

      @@markmauk8231 I'm not about to let the fanbase I'm a part of be labeled that. You might not have a problem with that name but I very much do. Especially when 85% of us don't even deserve to be called that because we don't do that gatekeeping crap. Plus a name like "Fromsoft-sexuals" could very easily turn people away from the series because the name makes the whole entire fanbase sound toxic when that's just not true.

  • @montariussmith5381
    @montariussmith5381 5 месяцев назад +5

    Bruh this is my first time seeing your content and this is GOLD😂

  • @KsWashi
    @KsWashi 21 день назад +2

    Imagine pressing Alt F4 on life and ending up becoming jobless and homeless just because some random ER sexual told you to? 💀

  • @Thrasher424
    @Thrasher424 2 года назад +793

    The FromSoft developers put all this broken stuff into the game on purpose. They literally balance the game around you having op stuff. It’s just up to the player to use it.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @Two-for-One_half-off
      @Two-for-One_half-off 2 года назад +208

      *Silence, casual. Everyone knows you haven't actually beaten a SoulsBourne game until you've beaten every boss with a car battery clamped to your genetalia by jumper cables while two angry Armenian cab drivers shout angrily at each other over you directly in your ears.*

    • @WileeCoyote1516
      @WileeCoyote1516 2 года назад +7

      @@Two-for-One_half-off Indeed.

    • @popopop984
      @popopop984 2 года назад +28

      I like the fact there's no easy difficulty setting though, it means whoever gets through actually worked really hard to win. Easy modes might make the game accessible, but a necessary challenge always makes it rewarding to win rather than masochistic. Like "Why am I playing on hard mode, I should just switch to easy mode" haunting your mind.
      Keyword: Necessary, throwing away op stuff is pointless.

    • @masters3104
      @masters3104 2 года назад +12

      I'd rather not have busted as sh spells and summons if it means the late game bosses don't move like Sekiro bosses.

  • @Fabrosixdx
    @Fabrosixdx Год назад +306

    Old From Software players know creating the cheesiest of builds is tradition. Creating over powered builds that one shot bosses is what some strive for.

    • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
      @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch Год назад +23

      I still remember a Dark Souls video where this guy beat one of the games under the special condition that he must 1-shot every boss, using every single mechanic and glitch possible to get what he needs to do it.

    • @trollking6315
      @trollking6315 Год назад +12

      Wrong. Old Fromsoft fans know what challenge runs are and that they are the bread and butter of from games. Real men won by their own skill we didnt have filthy 1 shot mages doing kamehamehas at bosses. If we had something close we had chad pvp invaders ready to slap them with vow of silence real fast.

    • @kimmosaarinen2780
      @kimmosaarinen2780 Год назад

      @@trollking6315 Found the FromSoftware-sexual :D

    • @evanage
      @evanage 10 месяцев назад +62

      @@trollking6315elitist confirmed. did you forget giantdad from dark souls 1?

    • @stevenc7877
      @stevenc7877 7 месяцев назад +2

      and most of the time, Fromsoft Pros are just lazy to change builds..... like ight, I like how this weapon looks, I'm just gonna put in str or dex because to lazy to look for spells.

  • @theplutolounge
    @theplutolounge 7 месяцев назад +7

    Ha, damn good video with some damn good lines.
    The comment section is a bit more salty then i was expecting. The Souls community is one of the most helpful, encouraging, and patient communities ive experienced.

  • @matthieupaty5032
    @matthieupaty5032 29 дней назад +2

    I grew up on souls games and I will never understand those who criticize others for playing the game in the way they find most enjoyable. Like yeah these are difficult games which mean they can be very frustrating to play. That’s why the devs put in tools too make the game less frustrating for those who don’t want that kinda difficulty

    • @aimanimran3010
      @aimanimran3010 29 дней назад +1

      because they got traumatized and tortured themselves by fighting or stuck in the same boss for over 5 hours
      They get mad when they see other people cheese the game while they struggle so hard..it so pathetic 😂

  • @justlivinglife1167
    @justlivinglife1167 Год назад +49

    Its the condescending, passive aggressive voice for me tho😭I've seen some livestreams of what kind of gamers he's imitating and he's so on point 💀 lmao

  • @martintyrmer5484
    @martintyrmer5484 Год назад +1037

    As a veteran souls player I would say a real souls player would put a sign here and help with the boss, real gamer will know the struggle and help other players.

    • @Rajusharmal
      @Rajusharmal Год назад +16

      i dont like helping other player i like invaded other player world

    • @El_Diablo-vo9lr
      @El_Diablo-vo9lr 7 месяцев назад +86

      Ahhh, praise the sun, brother!

    • @sunbro2522
      @sunbro2522 7 месяцев назад +10

      I get that but compared to other games, Elden Ring players are more frustrating to play with

    • @brandmeow9014
      @brandmeow9014 7 месяцев назад +16

      JOLLY COOPERATION 😊

    • @germanluque9756
      @germanluque9756 7 месяцев назад +5

      And that is why I think sekiro is just 100 times better than any souls game, in Sekiro you cant just use items or abilities for the harder bosses, and if you can is not that big of a help anyways

  • @Buffalo93
    @Buffalo93 Месяц назад +2

    It's sad that discourse around Elden Ring short-comings has devolved into "toxic From players" vs "people how just want to have fun". Really, anybody can play the game however they like, but the problem is that Elden Ring make it very convenient to optimize out of the game, what really was the essence of previous games. You can "beat the boss" by summoning mimic, but you also effectively skipping entire processes of learning bosses moves and engaging with their mechanics, which was the best part of previous games.
    This is also covers the problem of end game being overly difficult to the point of being unfair. Of course you can slip through it, by using any means necessary, but really, what is really the point?

  • @vedinokkriid6582
    @vedinokkriid6582 4 месяца назад +3

    The funniest part is that many of the sweaties cant actually play the way they tell you to. Ive beaten the game without leveling using only the short spear with quickstep. Ive also powerleveled to 200 and pvped. Ive played soulsborn games since evergrace back in 2000, and there is only one way to play.... and its to just play the game.

  • @viiiRA_
    @viiiRA_ 2 года назад +73

    The shade at Amazon warehouses! xD xD xD and the bleed damage joke xD
    This video is a masterpiece.

  • @Juice8767
    @Juice8767 2 года назад +259

    Man this is some real sh’t bro! 😆
    I sent a clip of ‘Let Me Solo Her’ to a friend of mine and he sent me a whole damn critique of how LMSH wasn’t actually good because of the weapon build and safe tactics that were used.

    • @mrdeez....6294
      @mrdeez....6294 2 года назад +1

      True he's so bad

    • @mavcotm8006
      @mavcotm8006 2 года назад +135

      your friend says a player that plays naked against the hardest boss in the game on harder difficulty isn't actually a good player because he stays safe untill he can attack without risk....like this person learned the moveset of this boss to take advantage of the safe moments to attack and this is supposed to be bad? (sry 4 my english)

    • @Juice8767
      @Juice8767 2 года назад +53

      @@mavcotm8006 yep, I straight up groaned while he was trying to explain to me that the weapon build with bleed was too OP and that the video of LMSH was boring to watch because of it.

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 2 года назад +34

      yo they get upset if you level your character in any fromsoft game,and say that's cheating.

    • @LaughDonk
      @LaughDonk 2 года назад +3

      @@mrdeez....6294 mohg giga Chad pfp?

  • @MorgottTheGraceGiven
    @MorgottTheGraceGiven 7 месяцев назад +3

    Literally no right or wrong way to play a game, it’s all about having fun. My brother was appalled that I cheese and use summons and prefer to just explore the map and get deep into the lore instead of PVP and being “good” at the game. But hey, I like the way I play it. there’s so much artistry and depth put into these games, what’s wrong with wanting to really appreciate it and take your time? I’d rather have fun and be shitty at the game than be miserable trying to prove myself to others.

  • @deadmagnet6318
    @deadmagnet6318 4 месяца назад +4

    Honestly, i think the worst part is they try to force this onto people on their first playthrough, as someone whos first souls game was elden ring ( i recently beat sekiro as my second) what i did was play blind and use whatever i found fun on my first playthrough, but now im replaying the game with my own made challange of no op weapon and no summon

  • @reesejohnson2788
    @reesejohnson2788 2 года назад +36

    “You summoned the ginyu force bro!?” 😂
    As a new player of Souls games’, I need every advantage.

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein Год назад +49

    Don't worry. This is what he says in public. When he is playing the game by himself, he is also spamming the cheese builds.

    • @jackcola5513
      @jackcola5513 4 месяца назад +1

      100% true half of reddit is using mimic but is also crying about it

  • @kwisatzhaderach9591
    @kwisatzhaderach9591 17 дней назад +1

    Lol the mimic tear with the Scarlett rot was how I beat most bosses on my first play through.

  • @ssilent8202
    @ssilent8202 9 дней назад +3

    If it’s in the game, I’m gonna use it.

  • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
    @thespectaculargamernerd8114 2 года назад +78

    This escalated so damn quickly. 😂

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @WileeCoyote1516
      @WileeCoyote1516 2 года назад +5

      Tf is with these bots...

    • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
      @thespectaculargamernerd8114 2 года назад

      @@WileeCoyote1516 They're annoying yeah.

  • @DracobusterFlamingTiger
    @DracobusterFlamingTiger 2 года назад +75

    "I can go get some tampons to go along with your bleed damage" is a crazy line.

  • @meatballbi4330
    @meatballbi4330 5 дней назад +1

    I didnt watch the video but the title of it is what made me relax my Elden Ring gameplay to allow myself to use summons, rot, and other, easier ways to play the game.

  • @rileyf3185
    @rileyf3185 2 месяца назад +5

    All jokes aside, I don’t know why people care so much about how others are playing the game. Like do they not have a life?

    • @og_mante5138
      @og_mante5138 2 месяца назад

      Because making the playthrough as difficult as possible is the main appeal of the game for the FS fanbase. Ask any fan to explain why they think the game is great. Most, if not all of their points will circle back to “The game is hard, everyone can’t beat it.”

    • @jeri11a23
      @jeri11a23 2 месяца назад

      What do you think? One comment here said he feels manly when he challenges himself playing any fromsoftware game

    • @Soto-
      @Soto- Месяц назад +1

      Because they feel a sense of superiority saying they spent X amount of hours getting killed by a boss until they memorized their attack animations. 🤣

    • @rileyf3185
      @rileyf3185 Месяц назад +2

      @@Soto- these souls dorks really think they’re good at video games just because they beat these bosses. like no you’re not good lol you just memorized the bosses attacks. There’s nothing special about that lol.

  • @maximumdon7637
    @maximumdon7637 2 года назад +106

    I like how getting his arm chopped off is the least of his worries.
    He’s more worried about how he’s supposed to play the game in his current state rather than the fact he’s lost a crucial appendage.