How FromSoftware-sexuals Expect You To Play Their Games

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @Cilvanis
    @Cilvanis  2 года назад +8062

    Shout out to all the FromSoftWare-sexuals out there 😁 I love y’all but not as much as my Rivers of Blood Katana 😈

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer 2 года назад +167

      Okay that's going too far.

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 2 года назад +79

      I disagree, but respect your opinion. I'll just be a Dragon Samurai in this here corner *(chuckles to self in Scarlet Rot).*

    • @God-T
      @God-T 2 года назад +33

      my guy made him handy caped! 🤣🤣

    • @Howiedoo1984
      @Howiedoo1984 2 года назад +21

      cilvanis I love how you use the ff10 soundtrack . the songs u choose are perfect

    • @UrsineBloke
      @UrsineBloke 2 года назад +15

      Zamn bro, guess everyone who started playing here games after 2016 is a casul

  • @justinmadrid8712
    @justinmadrid8712 2 года назад +13854

    I had the REVERSE of this problem. I was watching a friend play, and he kept dying. I told him to just go level up and collect more upgrades and stuff. He REFUSED, because he wanted to beat this game like a true man.
    He gave up a week later.

    • @PB-N-Jenny
      @PB-N-Jenny 2 года назад +2151

      "Screw this game for being too hard when I limit myself"

    • @sakyajitmitra
      @sakyajitmitra 2 года назад +417

      By give up do you mean he stopped playing the game altogether or just that he took your advice and stopped being stubborn

    • @nigrum_angelum6655
      @nigrum_angelum6655 2 года назад +304

      @@sakyajitmitra Most likely the latter

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire 2 года назад +13

      Poor boo

    • @jimchad9900
      @jimchad9900 2 года назад +8

      I m hurt...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +9445

    This is so accurate dude, if you don’t play blindfolded with one arm it doesn’t count

    • @Thrasher424
      @Thrasher424 2 года назад +29

      Hey man are you gonna update your profile picture to Garou’s new god given form?

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +3

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @yobama9607
      @yobama9607 2 года назад +2

      exactly

    • @yobama9607
      @yobama9607 2 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Rayblade45
      @Rayblade45 2 года назад +44

      Please your still not playing properly you gotta lose both arms and play with your toes that's how you play video games.

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 2 года назад +4692

    "I can go get some Tampons to go along with your Bleed damage"
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 2 года назад +91

      That did at least 1700 dmg to his psyche!

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 2 года назад +21

      Send that clip to Steven He

    • @mavcotm8006
      @mavcotm8006 2 года назад +7

      @@reesejohnson2788 yeah and that with two bleed dagger hits

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 2 года назад +19

      * distant growling from the 12 kinds of sexist happining with that line *
      (Err, I'm sure that was "the point," but the joke didn't really land for me as a lady given the lack of a "excuse me now, _what_ was that?-" type line, and I'm mostly annoyed that the failed joke undercut my enjoyment of the rest of the skit)

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 2 года назад +11

      @@elenafriese891 gonna need wings for that

  • @M0053yfate
    @M0053yfate Год назад +1906

    "this shit feels like an Amazon factory job now." 😂

    • @MrTophatreaper
      @MrTophatreaper 10 месяцев назад +41

      As an Amazon worker I'm glad I don't need to get my arm chopped off to understand his pain 😂

    • @Seattlefan77
      @Seattlefan77 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@MrTophatreaperdamn bro I hope you make it out

    • @KyleJFalcon
      @KyleJFalcon 9 месяцев назад +4

      Also an Amazon employee. That line hit lol

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 4 месяца назад +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @FF-ch9nr
    @FF-ch9nr 2 года назад +5266

    FSfans: You gotta play it the real way man, this just isn’t Miyazaki’s vision.
    Miyazaki: you can literally play and beat our games however you see fit
    FSFans: ITS JUST NOT MIYAZAKIS VISION

    • @sabastianleisek396
      @sabastianleisek396 2 года назад +361

      Same dudes are the ones who make it almost impossible to get a friend into a souls game. Right out of the tutorial on DS3, you get end-game builds invading you and rarely see a friendly summon sign. "Why don't you just play offline", then they say I'm playing the game wrong.

    • @themaskedhobo
      @themaskedhobo 2 года назад +405

      Fromsoft: "We made our bosses harder so people will multiplayer and use summons and ashes." Fans: "😭😭😭 why are people playing with all the tools built into the game." Me: "Why are you like this?"

    • @AManChoosesASlaveObeys
      @AManChoosesASlaveObeys 2 года назад +56

      Dark Souls was a mistake

    • @NobuAlter
      @NobuAlter 2 года назад +107

      Miyazaki says we can play how ever we want.

    • @Cluke6
      @Cluke6 2 года назад +84

      As a fromsoft fan, git gud. Just kidding, using summons and using estus and using all that stuff is fair games. Pontiff kicked my ass so you know what I did? I went outside after I died, killed the knights and summoned me up 2 homies. And we killed Pontiff. I'm not bad, or a skill issue cuz' the rest of the game wasn't very notable, I just used what I had to get past a speed bump. Or in this case a speed wall. I don't know anything about Elden yet, very poor cannot afford it yet. Do not spoil please.

  • @ramiroroge
    @ramiroroge Год назад +847

    "Now you can have a real challenge, you know? Because life is not hard enough already. why not have another fuc*** challenge?" has me cracking up

    • @Jkhorve
      @Jkhorve Год назад +10

      Same 😂

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 9 месяцев назад +1

      yes. what are you, weak?

    • @nojiyukii
      @nojiyukii 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@mrosskneur weak if you think they’re challenges and not a walk in the park lil bro

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 8 месяцев назад

      lol nah

    • @nojiyukii
      @nojiyukii 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@mrosskne it’s more memorization then rather skill, i dot think any of the challengers or necessarily hard

  • @deadmeme902
    @deadmeme902 2 года назад +22651

    Toxic souls players be like: no you can’t use spells, summons, or ash of war even though the creators put them in the game for you to use them. It’s unfair and not Miyazaki’s vision.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад +87

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @woag4974
      @woag4974 2 года назад +896

      bots are crazy 💀

    • @AldoTegan
      @AldoTegan 2 года назад +63

      the man put those in there for people that are struggling. Since people complain so much he had to do something instead of putting an easy mode, because he doesn’t want to. Summons is a perfect way to make it easy without spoiling the game for others that likes the way it is. No shame in it.
      Edit: I dropped the link on Reddit if any of you lazy mf need proof. Or look it up yourself. For some reason my link got removed here

    • @mylem6234
      @mylem6234 2 года назад +288

      @@AldoTegan Was that actually stated somewhere?

    • @AldoTegan
      @AldoTegan 2 года назад +433

      @@mylem6234 the fact that he doesn’t want to make a easy mode is from his own mouth yes. The rest you can easily work out when you’ve been a fan for years. The amount of help Elden Ring has for new players is beyond what any fromsoft game ever had.

  • @RyuShinkuuHadoken
    @RyuShinkuuHadoken Год назад +972

    He forgot to give him a dance mat controller instead of the regular controller.

    • @Adelaide_Cuthbert
      @Adelaide_Cuthbert 10 месяцев назад +17

      Guitar hero controller for sure. Maybe the Donkey Kong bongos.

    • @doynedodd50
      @doynedodd50 9 месяцев назад +4

      *Wii Balance Board

    • @HarryS77
      @HarryS77 9 месяцев назад

      Garage door opener.​@@Adelaide_Cuthbert

    • @notrelatedtobacon1282
      @notrelatedtobacon1282 8 месяцев назад

      Naw real souls vets play with the real shit
      Smart toilet
      Or
      You have to be in another room from the tv
      Pet your cat with your left nut (dont have 1? Buy 1)
      Blind folded
      Play maracas
      And give instructions via speaking german, to your maid in another room (using a treadmill as controller and she only understands latin)

    • @Osama_2307
      @Osama_2307 6 месяцев назад +4

      Brail based controller

  • @unknownclipsyep
    @unknownclipsyep 2 года назад +9317

    Fromsoftware-sexuals is an accurate description of elitist players.

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 года назад +325

      its like the weeb/weeaboo of toxic players.

    • @GaminCatto
      @GaminCatto 2 года назад +324

      People who beat the game at level one think they can lecture everyone on how they play a game 💀

    • @orcckaa
      @orcckaa 2 года назад +297

      The most annoying breed of creatures I've ever seen

    • @clarentknight
      @clarentknight 2 года назад +292

      @@ProjektTaku Ironic since Sekiro players are the tamest of all the fromsoftware fans

    • @ianbailey4213
      @ianbailey4213 2 года назад +218

      @@clarentknight Doubly ironic when you consider Sekiro is generally considered the hardest of the various Souls-like titles.

  • @davidlowe-bianco5035
    @davidlowe-bianco5035 Год назад +5269

    Miyazaki: **Has life-changing experience getting his car stuck in snow and being helped by total strangers, inspires a wholly unique and complex multiplayer system for the series of games that represent his life's work**
    Purists: **Refuse to use it**

    • @dylanbirch3437
      @dylanbirch3437 Год назад +196

      Yo what is this in an interview? That’s fascinating! God bless our lord and saviour Miyazaki

    • @Ammar-qt8io
      @Ammar-qt8io Год назад +46

      what i thought he just liked berserk

    • @teosandell4278
      @teosandell4278 Год назад +77

      Not so much purists, I could care less about how you play the game but I don't like summoning because I like beating the bosses. I summoned the first time I beat Malenia and I felt zero accomplishment, so now I never summon.

    • @Set2Wumbo
      @Set2Wumbo Год назад +66

      Did one of his helpers have an amazing pompadour?

    • @ZA-lv8ba
      @ZA-lv8ba Год назад +15

      Yes we purists keep the series alive and know how Souls games are meant to be played

  • @Nuclearburrit0
    @Nuclearburrit0 2 года назад +1165

    He still manages to dodge attacks while blindfolded and one handed. This is a real gamer.

    • @fleecejohnson9813
      @fleecejohnson9813 2 года назад +42

      "He's beginning to believe"

    • @wordbearer6051
      @wordbearer6051 2 года назад +14

      he is the chosen one

    • @lmkkgio
      @lmkkgio 2 года назад +4

      @@Muhdoose how bout he destroys the controller and makes him move his character with his mind

  • @MultiZernez
    @MultiZernez 5 месяцев назад +215

    don't let the fromsoftware-sexuals find out that miyazaki, the creator of the game used summons during his playthrough

    • @Realmohg
      @Realmohg 5 месяцев назад +53

      They already found out and used the “coaches dont play” excuse lol

    • @Realmohg
      @Realmohg 4 месяца назад +2

      @rbjek not sure what part of your comment is responding to mine bro

    • @Realmohg
      @Realmohg 4 месяца назад +5

      @rbjek youre going through something thats got nothing to do with me

    • @ihavelargeregrets8326
      @ihavelargeregrets8326 4 месяца назад +1

      He is projecting... god the secondhand embarrassment 😔
      Bro got flamed and started living out his fantasy argument like he in the shower... 😰

    • @Jimbozatube
      @Jimbozatube 4 месяца назад +4

      Miyazaki uses summons to test our Fromsoft-sexual's faith.

  • @scribese7en
    @scribese7en 2 года назад +2154

    Apparently, Miyazaki's vision of playing the game involves having salt rubbed on your flayed body as your eyes are torn out of your head, and your soul is tormented by demons.

    • @SonicMegaKing
      @SonicMegaKing 2 года назад +56

      It isn't?

    • @urtoryu_dy_althraidn
      @urtoryu_dy_althraidn 2 года назад +72

      Wrong, not torn out of your head, but flipped to the insides so you can ascend into a Greater One.

    • @wynoglia
      @wynoglia 2 года назад +25

      I mean, the first was called demon's souls after all. Checks out

    • @MortonCammar
      @MortonCammar 2 года назад +14

      @@urtoryu_dy_althraidn I'm about to grow eyes in my skull and transform in to amygdala.

    • @urtoryu_dy_althraidn
      @urtoryu_dy_althraidn 2 года назад +7

      @@MortonCammar That's the way to go, keep it up friend! Let us be granted eyes!
      PS: A Soul Eater profile picture fits really well in this topic I must say.

  • @sushiifoxx
    @sushiifoxx Год назад +2195

    the bleed damage line was soo good 😂

  • @Bobo-ye7dq
    @Bobo-ye7dq 2 года назад +3674

    That tampon joke was genius lol

    • @bingolinging
      @bingolinging 2 года назад +16

      It was disgiating lol

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 года назад +36

      @@bingolinging no u

    • @ConsoleFreaked
      @ConsoleFreaked 2 года назад +7

      He got me there too

    • @novacrimson7770
      @novacrimson7770 2 года назад +10

      It is, unfortunately some people will find it sexist

    • @pareshkumar9094
      @pareshkumar9094 2 года назад +107

      @@novacrimson7770 Funny how before someone actually finding the joke sexist, there is always someone who gets off on thinking that 'there is someone who finds the joke sexist'.

  • @ThatsCrucial
    @ThatsCrucial 6 месяцев назад +93

    From the words of esteemed Solaire of Astora
    “Use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!”

    • @IvanShvetsow
      @IvanShvetsow 5 месяцев назад +12

      How could I forget about those words of Knight Solaire... His wise words reach us through the years.
      ☁️☀️☁️
      ../__|__\..
      ✋😊🤚

    • @froilanflorentino1252
      @froilanflorentino1252 4 месяца назад

      ​@@IvanShvetsow
      ☀️
      \[T]/

    • @HexBlack-g1d
      @HexBlack-g1d 4 месяца назад +6

      A fellow Sunbro. I praise the sun with you my comrade ☀️

    • @Solar-em2ld
      @Solar-em2ld 4 месяца назад +5

      Ironic that some people are complaining about players who summon, meanwhile us Sunbros love being summoned ☀️

  • @alexanderneville8117
    @alexanderneville8117 2 года назад +1971

    Thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention. This actually happened to me. You bringing awareness to this topic makes me happy and I appreciate it. I had to play with no Arms. Use my teeth with my eyes gouged out. Every experience slightly differs though.

    • @Phoenix-qv9hg
      @Phoenix-qv9hg 2 года назад +36

      Thing is, everyone should play however they want and that's cool! But there is something special about learning a bosses patterns until you are a good at dodging, spacing, and killing them. Ashes, Summons, and Certain Spells and Weapon Arts distract from that, makes it unnecessary. However, that is only one way to approach the game. Nuking shit with well synergized/overpowered builds can be hella fun as well.

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX 2 года назад +39

      You were allowed to keep your teeth?

    • @maciejrozanski154
      @maciejrozanski154 2 года назад +9

      @@Phoenix-qv9hg Agree, personnaly i am from softwere veteran but during my first playthrough istill did used bleed build and summons :D (bleed build was accident, just wanted to make samurai build) on secong though i will go strength faith build and most likely no summons, but its so cool mechanic so i am not sure about that, its fun becuase you can make thematic builds with it.

    • @bryankowalczyk3982
      @bryankowalczyk3982 2 года назад +1

      Ya Elden ring is easy though, the older souls games are better cuz they don't got short cuts that hold ur hand like Elden ring.

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 2 года назад +4

      Did you use the tampons for comfort though?
      Real men don't do comfort though.

  • @mr_0n10n5
    @mr_0n10n5 2 года назад +555

    "Why are we here, just to suffer?"
    From soft sexuals: Yes

  • @jev1620
    @jev1620 2 года назад +277

    the fact he said this feels like an Amazon factory job when I'm at an Amazon factory job makes it hurt more I can confirm it do be feeling like that😢

    • @Pragma020
      @Pragma020 2 года назад +7

      That pay though make them high school drop out wet though....be like "i dont need college i just needed pain!" xD

    • @Rackstack234
      @Rackstack234 2 года назад +2

      I’m sorry! Quit man..Starbucks they’re nice!

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 2 года назад +6

      Unionize!

  • @AdrianoxDocs-vq2dl
    @AdrianoxDocs-vq2dl 6 месяцев назад +276

    This video aging like fine wine with the DLC XD

    • @user-ww1gk5ku1w
      @user-ww1gk5ku1w 6 месяцев назад +23

      Personally I’m only against summons because I like to learn the bosses moveset, windows etc, the summon distracts him and even if I beat him I haven’t learned a thing. That being said you can play the game however you want you don’t have to play it at lvl.1 and no hit hit or something😂

    • @dhopjr57
      @dhopjr57 6 месяцев назад +8

      so true, fromsoft just doubled down on the pain.

    • @pedromarques2788
      @pedromarques2788 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fr

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@user-ww1gk5ku1w Some bosses deserve mimic tear because the entire fight is such dogwater that you aren't missing much by doing it that way. Such lovely examples include Commander Gaius and the final boss of the dlc. My bullshit meter usually lets me know after like 10 deaths tops whether or not a fight is actual cancer. Fuck those two fights in particular.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 5 месяцев назад +8

      Also that interview with Miyazaki where he says he uses every resource in his games because he couldn't beat them otherwise. He even said he uses his insider knowledge of the level and enemy design to help him out. If anything the devs probably use him as base level to know if they can make it harder or not. I can just imagine Miyazaki dying over and over to Bayle and the Promised Consort.

  • @WELLbethere
    @WELLbethere Год назад +3065

    "bro why you acting like you ain't got 60 fucking hours to fight one fucking boss bro, just quit your fucking job"
    This fucking killed me

    • @evanage
      @evanage Год назад +80

      same, its accurate. when i struggled too much with certain bosses in ER i just said fuck it and brought out the AoW/double bleed twinblades and called it a day lmfao.

    • @TheAvprobeauty
      @TheAvprobeauty Год назад +34

      just be homeless! 😂😂

    • @returnofthedjed11
      @returnofthedjed11 Год назад +3

      thats what sekiro can feel like

    • @Dsrgreyy
      @Dsrgreyy 11 месяцев назад +1

      That was the best part

    • @phonkydude1618
      @phonkydude1618 11 месяцев назад

      Mf's with the king of puppets in lies of p

  • @Ivotas
    @Ivotas Год назад +624

    "This shit feel like f'n Amazon factory job now!" pure comedy genius!

  • @bradensorensen966
    @bradensorensen966 Год назад +3074

    “Isn’t it fun not using any of the mechanics of the game?”
    So true. People be acting stupid.

    • @MrTimberwolfsden
      @MrTimberwolfsden Год назад +74

      My philosophy with Fromsoft games is only to not look up cheat guides or vids that show you how to beat or chz it. If you discover something u should use it. That's just for gaming experience tho, to each their own

    • @papitbull1
      @papitbull1 Год назад +23

      B-but my pride 😰
      Also i just forget i have the tools and options avaliable to me lol

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt Год назад +34

      It's common sense that beating a boss alone is more rewarding but you do you

    • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
      @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 Год назад +37

      Seriously, everybody acting like these were in the game to baby them. Yet they reacted like babies in opposition to it

    • @CjancnxDjwkxkxsj
      @CjancnxDjwkxkxsj Год назад

      @@sicthemutt if you think it’s a life achievement to beat a “boss” on a video game you seriously are mormon

  • @arkantos4dead
    @arkantos4dead Месяц назад +6

    You forgot to make him say "GIT GUD!" at least 500 times.

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 2 года назад +521

    The "Summoning the f*ckin' Ginyu Force" line killed me.

  • @cefirodewinter9086
    @cefirodewinter9086 2 года назад +2312

    I have a friend who never played a souls game, and really loved how spectacular the magic in Elden Ring looked, so he bought the game and it's playing it, full mage, spells and summons, we always jokes to him naaaah you're playing easy mooode, but one day a guy came out and started trashing on him and insulting him for real, we all just jumped like, man you just can't go around insulting people like this for playing the game, let him do whatever he wants, before that point we thought it was a big joke the "real gamers" shit, but we quickly realised there's people that actually think like that man wtf

    • @navyt6380
      @navyt6380 2 года назад +90

      Yeah that guy was me. If I could have, I would have also taken off his stupid pointed mage hat and threw it into the ocean

    • @PotatoPizza420
      @PotatoPizza420 2 года назад +389

      @@navyt6380 bro got YT in his youtube username 💀

    • @navyt6380
      @navyt6380 2 года назад +33

      @@PotatoPizza420 Congrats, you can read 💀

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 года назад +280

      @@navyt6380 do you also criticize fighting game pros for engaging the combos instead of spamming the same useless power blow at tournaments?

    • @davidchristenes9062
      @davidchristenes9062 2 года назад +156

      There is those kind of people anywhere, the point of playing is to have FUN, even people who use cheats to pass phases are good for me, I can't see the fun in using cheats but if someone else's does and it's not a multiplayer game then do it, fuck it, life is already hard enough to me be putting hardships in another persons free time.

  • @Soosss
    @Soosss 2 года назад +2083

    fromsoftware fans when you don’t play blindfolded with one hand while on psychedelics: 😡

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @oamioxmocliox8082
      @oamioxmocliox8082 2 года назад +1

      ;)

    • @Fitzness1
      @Fitzness1 2 года назад +23

      Great comment unfortunately swarmed by the bots

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 2 года назад +9

      Pfft that easy. The only correct way to play is to pick waste of skin and never raise your level through the entire game.

  • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
    @TrueLocalEnthusiast 8 месяцев назад +50

    In souls games there's only one objective. Win and survive. How you do it is up to you.

    • @C-sco
      @C-sco 4 месяца назад +1

      Finally some balance in between all the nonsense of the comment section

  • @legowyn24
    @legowyn24 2 года назад +357

    He plays insane people so well its genuinely concerning

    • @blubber0_0
      @blubber0_0 Год назад +5

      I wish I could agree but not really lol
      Still a funny video, laughed very much

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 Год назад

      Nah some people are just good at the game. Others need practice and others blame everything but, themselves.

  • @intruefaith7612
    @intruefaith7612 Год назад +882

    I'm an old Morrowind vet. My favorite thing about that game, and now these games, is just how thoroughly you can break the balancing within the confines of the games.
    A grand, intoxicating innocence.

    • @mattburrell7504
      @mattburrell7504 Год назад +68

      The Morrowind community also has its share of annoying members, but at least they acknowledge that breaking the game with spell crafting and alchemy is part of the fun.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Год назад +26

      alcohol solves all your Vvardanfell problems

    • @pedropaulo174
      @pedropaulo174 Год назад +18

      I come from skyrim. I only use the strongest shit i can find 😂

    • @noii1524
      @noii1524 Год назад +11

      @@mattburrell7504 every community has annoying members, it's just some of them (often niche or old games, speaking from my experience) care more about spending their time having fun instead of arguing with every random person on the internet

    • @beans3977
      @beans3977 Год назад +13

      Why walk when you can ride?

  • @GTRrocker84
    @GTRrocker84 Год назад +626

    “This is supposed to be a game, now it feels like a fucking Amazon job now”
    😂

  • @wackywoohoopizzaman1290
    @wackywoohoopizzaman1290 Месяц назад +9

    0:57 When Souls players see someone have fun at a video game😂

  • @YAMAHAZI
    @YAMAHAZI 2 года назад +400

    “Ain’t it fun not playing like a BITCH” Need that on my playlist asap

    • @Stuntman87
      @Stuntman87 Год назад +19

      Ain't it fun to play like a real nigga 😂

    • @jace743
      @jace743 Год назад +14

      Literally the best Paramore parody I’ve ever heard

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 Год назад +2

      @@Stuntman87 That stuff was dope, but not as good as "that nigga gay."

    • @Stuntman87
      @Stuntman87 Год назад +1

      @@nocturnaljoe9543 🤣🤣

  • @victorprati7908
    @victorprati7908 2 года назад +163

    To paraphrase Sseth: "being able to recognize patterns is cheating so the true way to beat this game is through a lobotomy run"

  • @VivianKurayami
    @VivianKurayami 2 года назад +627

    Accurate as hell, honestly. Self-imposed challenges are one thing but people can find their own way to play and enjoy the game. Did a solo of Malenia without RoB or Bloodhound's Step to deal with Waterfowl Dance, I'm not gonna impose those standards for a fight on anyone 'cuz that consumed a weekend for me.

    • @edgelord121
      @edgelord121 2 года назад +20

      Turi ip ip ip

    • @santcout7152
      @santcout7152 2 года назад +73

      @@edgelord121 The fact that you called him out shows you're semi semi elitist yourself

    • @shikharsingh8173
      @shikharsingh8173 2 года назад +34

      @@edgelord121 no.

    • @nrnjn8547
      @nrnjn8547 2 года назад +1

      Eh most people did that, it's not too big of a challenge

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 2 года назад +20

      @@edgelord121 It doesn't make them an elitist, they're just trying to say that people should be more open minded since not everyone plays games for a challenge, or has enough time to sink into it

  • @orc_gunslinger
    @orc_gunslinger 11 месяцев назад +310

    That’s the beauty of the game, there’s no difficulty slider, you can make it as easy or hard as you want by being creative

    • @thanoof
      @thanoof 11 месяцев назад +24

      If THIS is your definition of making it as easy or hard as you want, then most if not all games fit the criteria.

    • @roxas4587
      @roxas4587 11 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@thanoofand?

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 10 месяцев назад +16

      That's all games though. You can play Pokemon with a single creature. You can play Devil May Cry on a guitar hero controller. You can play Guitar Hero at extremely high speed.

    • @giantplantofweed6061
      @giantplantofweed6061 10 месяцев назад

      Or by googling „op elden ring build“…
      Lets be honest

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 10 месяцев назад

      This kind of dickriding and bootlicking is crazy.

  • @legacygaming2214
    @legacygaming2214 2 года назад +2321

    This is so accurate my friend spent 2 hours trying to convince me that I don't need so much stuff in this game, I told him never say stupid shit to me again 🙃

    • @ThaGodLegacyHD
      @ThaGodLegacyHD 2 года назад +147

      Get a new friend bruh.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @TheHuTao.
      @TheHuTao. 2 года назад +45

      The boys are strong in this replies section

    • @carlito_blackcloud5921
      @carlito_blackcloud5921 2 года назад +1

      🤣😂😂😂

  • @cerberos1
    @cerberos1 2 года назад +376

    Imagine if other fandoms were like that 💀
    "Bro if you use items in Pokemon you’re not playing the game as intended"
    "People who cheese the game by using more than one Pokemon are playing on easy mode"

    • @quentinb734
      @quentinb734 2 года назад +16

      @@seagulfs4123 ofc there’s monster hunter elitist

    • @AscendedGundam
      @AscendedGundam 2 года назад +19

      Nuzlocke runs are a thing.

    • @cerberos1
      @cerberos1 2 года назад +54

      @@AscendedGundam Yeah but they’re not obnoxious about it

    • @creativname7599
      @creativname7599 2 года назад +9

      oh I got bad news for you about the first one

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise 2 года назад +5

      @@seagulfs4123
      Ah yes, The "REEEEEEEEEE THE OLDER GAMES ARE BETTER" Boomer hunters

  • @Beatmyguest001
    @Beatmyguest001 11 месяцев назад +69

    I’m running around the map discovering stuff absolutely terrified of almost everything just trying my best, summoning for every boss, horseback fighting mini bosses, and having a great time 😂

    • @arik2216
      @arik2216 5 месяцев назад

      So you didn't actually beat the game then. Ruin Souls' like legacy.
      You lie for yourself. Shame. GO play modern audience minecraft.

    • @usergk71
      @usergk71 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@arik2216the achievement they have likely says otherwise. Besides, let me guess. You didn’t beat it blindfolded? Pfffttt. Didn’t beat the game then.

  • @ProdG315
    @ProdG315 2 года назад +83

    0:12 I felt this on a spiritual level, I hate when someone walks in the room and all of a sudden decides to start watching me play, they be mad annoying for no reason.

    • @SirRageA-lot
      @SirRageA-lot 2 года назад +12

      Well, atleast they dont actually beg for the controller, lol.

  • @philipdowdell3429
    @philipdowdell3429 2 года назад +814

    It's an action rpg, problems (the enemies) can be solved by either an action solution (getting really good at dodging and understanding timings of when to attack and stuff) or an rpg solution (changing gear, using summons and/or various spells strategically, etc) For some reason some people get real mad when you take the rpg solution, but the game very clearly offers both as potential options.

    • @philipdowdell3429
      @philipdowdell3429 2 года назад +68

      that being said i will be mad when i see Rivers of Blood spammers online because I suck

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 2 года назад +18

      @@philipdowdell3429 they aren't even honest enough to admit it.

    • @usurpererenyeagar4587
      @usurpererenyeagar4587 2 года назад +11

      yeah and elden ring you can feel itdirected a bit more to casual players dark souls 3 1 or 2 you would have to git gud to beat gunthyr miyazaki made magic and faith spells good for casual player and for returning players of the franchise to try new stuff same with the ashes system which is ingenius for players

    • @godly_potatoe69xd19
      @godly_potatoe69xd19 2 года назад +22

      @@philipdowdell3429 agreed. It only matters to me when people use all this blatantly op gear if it is in pvp, especially if they spam the ash of war

    • @eklypzn
      @eklypzn 2 года назад +17

      It's kinda like when Bioshock was popular and people were just focusing on gun play, but salts were like super broken in comparison. If it's in the game, it's in the game. I'm gonna use that shit unless I personally hate the playstyle.

  • @greytitude1393
    @greytitude1393 2 года назад +136

    From-software sexuals is actual term to use now.Thank you cilvanis

    • @Boc_theSeamster
      @Boc_theSeamster 2 года назад +3

      I get that it's a fun name to throw at people who gatekeep these games and deservedly so, but please don't label the entire fanbase as "Fromsoft-sexuals". Most of us are chill people who don't care how you play the games. Just please be sure that whoever you call a "Fromsoft-sexual" actually deserves to be called that.

    • @greytitude1393
      @greytitude1393 2 года назад +7

      @@Boc_theSeamster ofc dude I mean idt I'd be using that term though I just said it as a joke but ofc only to those who deserve it

    • @BiggDickman
      @BiggDickman 2 года назад

      This gonna be me when I’ll get called this:
      ruclips.net/video/-nnTI1d5XuM/видео.html

    • @markmauk8231
      @markmauk8231 2 года назад +5

      @@Boc_theSeamster Dont get too serious about it. I am a FS Fan as well, but not one of those elitists. I am not even good at the games. Yes, I beat them all, but I always needed countless hours and died hundreds of times. Also used Ashes of War everytime it was possible in Elden Ring.
      But I still wouldnt have any problem with anyone calling me a FS Sexual. Its a fun name dude, let it happen.

    • @Boc_theSeamster
      @Boc_theSeamster 2 года назад

      @@markmauk8231 I'm not about to let the fanbase I'm a part of be labeled that. You might not have a problem with that name but I very much do. Especially when 85% of us don't even deserve to be called that because we don't do that gatekeeping crap. Plus a name like "Fromsoft-sexuals" could very easily turn people away from the series because the name makes the whole entire fanbase sound toxic when that's just not true.

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 7 месяцев назад +19

    This is pretty accurate, you gotta play Elden Ring with 1HP no leveling up one arm on your balls.

  • @Kaz999998
    @Kaz999998 2 года назад +617

    This reminds me of the time Code Vein came out and people said not to use partners or skills to play the game correctly.
    Bro, if it's in the game, I'm using it. I don't care if you think it's cheating because your ego hinges on the fact you use as little of the game's mechanics to make it more challenging for yourself.

    • @ektoplzzm520
      @ektoplzzm520 2 года назад +42

      Ok partners maybe but NO SKILLS?🤨

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 2 года назад +62

      @Zoran Like literally most games.

    • @theploot8230
      @theploot8230 2 года назад

      Yeah but have you tried playing solo after that?

    • @dragoneye6229
      @dragoneye6229 2 года назад +40

      The reality is that they are impatient or too stupid to understand them right away so they ban them and claim anyone using them is a noob. It's a pre-emptive strike so prevent others from noticing they are an impatient idiot.

    • @ilcarnifex
      @ilcarnifex 2 года назад +3

      @Zoran video games are for kids

  • @randomyoutubeuser261
    @randomyoutubeuser261 2 года назад +339

    Inaccurate as hell! That person wouls NEVER leave his Mothers basement, even if it's to shit on Casual players!

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад +1

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @inquisitorialllama638
      @inquisitorialllama638 2 года назад +42

      You're so full of it, saying; " Oh, they live in their mother's basement"🤓
      I live in her Attic, thank you very much.

    • @FF-ch9nr
      @FF-ch9nr 2 года назад +5

      @@inquisitorialllama638 yeah! us FS elitists have class. We don’t like damp and dilapidated dwellings, we like dusty cramped dilapidated spaces

  • @quan-uo5ws
    @quan-uo5ws Год назад +1376

    I have a friend thats the literal opposite, he always sees me playing a fromsoftware game and hes like "bro what is this shitty build bro here you should try out this" and shows me the most op build that breaks the game

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor Год назад +184

      He's good.
      When game allows - you take it and spit on haters😂
      Where is fun in "i never used these op katana, talisman and mimic tear, I am beating a game with a club like a man" when you just can say "yes I deleted this boss with comet azur. Is it my problem that this bs is in the game?😂 Oh I should have REJECTED IT voluntarily ffs😂😂"

    • @realWWdude546
      @realWWdude546 Год назад +57

      @@LaserTractorTrue bro work smart not hard😂

    • @TheSpicyLeg
      @TheSpicyLeg Год назад +42

      ⁠@@LaserTractor You can, you’re just boring.
      You are fun to invade though.

    • @gravehammer4095
      @gravehammer4095 Год назад +93

      *Laughs in offline mode and seamless coop*@@TheSpicyLeg

    • @TheSpicyLeg
      @TheSpicyLeg Год назад +13

      @@gravehammer4095 Yawn, you’re even boring to talk to. My guy, charisma isn’t just a stat in vidyas.

  • @DJzero7
    @DJzero7 Год назад +54

    THEY BE Getting so offended like let me play my game the way I wanna play it dang 🤣

    • @noambruh
      @noambruh 11 месяцев назад

      No, u gay.

    • @C-sco
      @C-sco 4 месяца назад

      I find it funny cause the comment section is full of people being toxic in the opposite way, phrases like "oh you play with all those handicap just because you want to feel a real man oh I have better things to do in my life oh if you find satisfaction by playing a game like that you are a looser get a life" I guess toxic is everywhere.
      I play it hardcore and it's just because I have fun playing it like that my friends play it normally and they keeps non telling me I shouldn't play like that.... like shut up and let me do my thing

  • @SuperDuperCooper08
    @SuperDuperCooper08 2 года назад +684

    Cilvanis was DEFINITELY venting some frustrations with the community with this one 💀💀💀

    • @OffMetaGang
      @OffMetaGang Год назад +42

      Every person who has ever streamed this game probably feels this way. The souls community actually chases people off the game....

    • @sakuranohana1014
      @sakuranohana1014 Год назад +34

      the souls community are the worst

    • @MintyPeanut
      @MintyPeanut Год назад +13

      Best gatekeeping community

    • @DovahZeux
      @DovahZeux Год назад +2

      Worst community Day 1.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar Год назад +1

      @@OffMetaGangbahahaha so true lmaooo

  • @martindjakovic7052
    @martindjakovic7052 2 года назад +255

    It’s even worse when they complain about a game being too hard but they refuse to use the buffs and items the game gives you (e. g. status effects, summons, etc)

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 Год назад +13

      I'll admit I'm guilty, but I only complained about bosses just doing too much damage at the endgame with 40+ vigor. Older games never could one shot you in the base game and even bloodborne only had one boss do that and that boss couldn't do it with every attack.

    • @thetimehascome874
      @thetimehascome874 Год назад +4

      ​@@galaxyvulture6649I adore elden ring, everything about it is just magical and this is the few problems that really stop it from being a masterpiece especially endgame in ng+5 and up good heavens💀

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 Год назад +3

      Yeah, which is why everytime I see someone screaming "Malenia is broken", I'm like "Skill issue".
      Because you bet I used a bleed build to beat her, and I don't feel sorry for it. She was definitely not broken, just difficult..
      The whole "hardest boss in the souls franchise" statement was correct.

    • @CaptainNingle
      @CaptainNingle Год назад +15

      @@samf.s.7731 Spamming L2 takes a huge amount of skill

    • @Dios__Del__Rayo__
      @Dios__Del__Rayo__ Год назад +5

      Lol no one who ever played a souls game thought Elden Ring was too hard. One of the biggest complaints fans of souls games had was that ER was so mind numbingly easy. That and the fact they completely fucked up the pvp

  • @iveyyewitt1621
    @iveyyewitt1621 Год назад +1210

    I've come across a lot of strange gamer cliques in my time, but FromSoftware "purists" climbed to the top of the heap so fast its hilarious.

    • @kristoferprovencal3608
      @kristoferprovencal3608 Год назад +124

      And the funny thing is, most of the people who act like that seem to have jumped onto the game later because they heard it was hard and that’s the only appeal they see to it, meanwhile plenty of people who started with DS1 because they just though it looked cool will generally tell you play in whatever way is most fun to you.

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu Год назад +75

      @@kristoferprovencal3608
      There’s generally two types of fans of these games: the ones playing it entirely for the pride of being a god gamer, and the ones enjoying how well-designed the levels, bosses, worlds, and lore are. The latter tend to have a lot more fun, while the former tend to gatekeep and do SL1 no weapon no fun playthroughs where they grind for 40 hours to beat a boss.
      The latter approach would be fine if they didn’t gatekeep like crazy. The worst thing is how if you complain about any mechanic that you deem to be unfair, they WILL always defend it by saying “get good.”

    • @swordfishtrombone8373
      @swordfishtrombone8373 Год назад +27

      I personally love to 1 v 1 bosses without summons and have since the early games, but play the game in whichever way is fun for you. Part of appeal of the formula is all the gameplay variety that it offers.

    • @jenjoe4359
      @jenjoe4359 Год назад +13

      ⁠@@swordfishtrombone8373ya same, I don’t use summons not because it’s not the “intended experience” but because I find 1v1 duels with the bosses to be a lot more fun

    • @sylvershelley8595
      @sylvershelley8595 Год назад

      @@kristoferprovencal3608 true

  • @SENATORPAIN1
    @SENATORPAIN1 5 месяцев назад +6

    "From software sexual" thats already funny

  • @viiiRA_
    @viiiRA_ 2 года назад +73

    The shade at Amazon warehouses! xD xD xD and the bleed damage joke xD
    This video is a masterpiece.

  • @maximumdon7637
    @maximumdon7637 2 года назад +106

    I like how getting his arm chopped off is the least of his worries.
    He’s more worried about how he’s supposed to play the game in his current state rather than the fact he’s lost a crucial appendage.

  • @Fabrosixdx
    @Fabrosixdx Год назад +303

    Old From Software players know creating the cheesiest of builds is tradition. Creating over powered builds that one shot bosses is what some strive for.

    • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
      @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch Год назад +23

      I still remember a Dark Souls video where this guy beat one of the games under the special condition that he must 1-shot every boss, using every single mechanic and glitch possible to get what he needs to do it.

    • @trollking6315
      @trollking6315 Год назад +12

      Wrong. Old Fromsoft fans know what challenge runs are and that they are the bread and butter of from games. Real men won by their own skill we didnt have filthy 1 shot mages doing kamehamehas at bosses. If we had something close we had chad pvp invaders ready to slap them with vow of silence real fast.

    • @kimmosaarinen2780
      @kimmosaarinen2780 Год назад

      @@trollking6315 Found the FromSoftware-sexual :D

    • @evanage
      @evanage Год назад +62

      @@trollking6315elitist confirmed. did you forget giantdad from dark souls 1?

    • @stevenc7877
      @stevenc7877 Год назад +2

      and most of the time, Fromsoft Pros are just lazy to change builds..... like ight, I like how this weapon looks, I'm just gonna put in str or dex because to lazy to look for spells.

  • @lowlytangent1409
    @lowlytangent1409 6 месяцев назад +13

    Even Miyazaki himself admitted to using everything he can to his advantage when playing cause he's admitted he stinks at games

  • @martintyrmer5484
    @martintyrmer5484 Год назад +1038

    As a veteran souls player I would say a real souls player would put a sign here and help with the boss, real gamer will know the struggle and help other players.

    • @Rajusharmal
      @Rajusharmal Год назад +16

      i dont like helping other player i like invaded other player world

    • @El_Diablo-vo9lr
      @El_Diablo-vo9lr Год назад +87

      Ahhh, praise the sun, brother!

    • @sunbro2522
      @sunbro2522 Год назад +10

      I get that but compared to other games, Elden Ring players are more frustrating to play with

    • @brandmeow9014
      @brandmeow9014 Год назад +16

      JOLLY COOPERATION 😊

    • @germanluque9756
      @germanluque9756 Год назад +5

      And that is why I think sekiro is just 100 times better than any souls game, in Sekiro you cant just use items or abilities for the harder bosses, and if you can is not that big of a help anyways

  • @DracobusterFlamingTiger
    @DracobusterFlamingTiger 2 года назад +75

    "I can go get some tampons to go along with your bleed damage" is a crazy line.

  • @Thrasher424
    @Thrasher424 2 года назад +798

    The FromSoft developers put all this broken stuff into the game on purpose. They literally balance the game around you having op stuff. It’s just up to the player to use it.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @Anime-Doof
      @Anime-Doof 2 года назад +208

      *Silence, casual. Everyone knows you haven't actually beaten a SoulsBourne game until you've beaten every boss with a car battery clamped to your genetalia by jumper cables while two angry Armenian cab drivers shout angrily at each other over you directly in your ears.*

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 2 года назад +7

      @@Anime-Doof Indeed.

    • @popopop984
      @popopop984 2 года назад +28

      I like the fact there's no easy difficulty setting though, it means whoever gets through actually worked really hard to win. Easy modes might make the game accessible, but a necessary challenge always makes it rewarding to win rather than masochistic. Like "Why am I playing on hard mode, I should just switch to easy mode" haunting your mind.
      Keyword: Necessary, throwing away op stuff is pointless.

    • @masters3104
      @masters3104 2 года назад +12

      I'd rather not have busted as sh spells and summons if it means the late game bosses don't move like Sekiro bosses.

  • @samueltitone5683
    @samueltitone5683 5 месяцев назад +6

    This made for a nice pallet cleanser after watching a guy bitch about how hard the DLC bosses were while simultaneously saying that you didn’t beat the game if you used summons.

  • @JamesW609
    @JamesW609 2 года назад +1033

    The gate keepers are probably the most annoying thing about from soft games I say this as a from soft fan since dark souls 1. Why does it mater if someone summons or uses spell casing how is it affecting you?

    • @agoodone6446
      @agoodone6446 2 года назад

      Yes but counter point, frimcewrjbdw we jnfeedvkidsfhjlbgdssrkllg KATANAS!!!

    • @shakeweller
      @shakeweller 2 года назад +12

      @DreddKnightVII It's not even good in PvE when Seppuku exists.

    • @tomasdelcampo2
      @tomasdelcampo2 2 года назад +30

      Well it affects me when people spam broken spells and ashes of war in pvp. A lot of the time I pretty much only lose duels when that happens. Also when invasions are always a 3 vs 1. As for pve people are ruining the game for themselves and ER gains a bad reputation for being unbalanced. I really hope they severely limit magic and summons in the future like in sekiro and kind of bloodborne. ER was a huge step back in that regard

    • @doublinx2
      @doublinx2 2 года назад +162

      @@tomasdelcampo2 It literally does not matter if they ruin the game *for themselves.* If they put it in the game as an optional tool, it's fair play, it's not your business, and it's as valid as naked/dagger-only builds.

    • @shakeweller
      @shakeweller 2 года назад +114

      @@tomasdelcampo2 Then join a PvP discord and password duel people. Something that fighting game players do for years. Invasions are outdated anyway and shouldn't even be in the game

  • @zackaryford3315
    @zackaryford3315 2 года назад +67

    “Yeah isn’t this fun?!” Cracked me up. Love this video haha

  • @enymetouche2558
    @enymetouche2558 2 года назад +104

    Behind all videos like this you can really tell just how mad Cilvanis really is.

  • @MrBlitzer55
    @MrBlitzer55 Год назад +18

    FFX music in the background. Dont worry i caught that. Excellent touch 👌

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein Год назад +49

    Don't worry. This is what he says in public. When he is playing the game by himself, he is also spamming the cheese builds.

    • @jackcola5513
      @jackcola5513 9 месяцев назад +1

      100% true half of reddit is using mimic but is also crying about it

  • @Juice8767
    @Juice8767 2 года назад +260

    Man this is some real sh’t bro! 😆
    I sent a clip of ‘Let Me Solo Her’ to a friend of mine and he sent me a whole damn critique of how LMSH wasn’t actually good because of the weapon build and safe tactics that were used.

    • @Doctor...7-g8j
      @Doctor...7-g8j 2 года назад +1

      True he's so bad

    • @mavcotm8006
      @mavcotm8006 2 года назад +137

      your friend says a player that plays naked against the hardest boss in the game on harder difficulty isn't actually a good player because he stays safe untill he can attack without risk....like this person learned the moveset of this boss to take advantage of the safe moments to attack and this is supposed to be bad? (sry 4 my english)

    • @Juice8767
      @Juice8767 2 года назад +54

      @@mavcotm8006 yep, I straight up groaned while he was trying to explain to me that the weapon build with bleed was too OP and that the video of LMSH was boring to watch because of it.

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 2 года назад +35

      yo they get upset if you level your character in any fromsoft game,and say that's cheating.

    • @LaughDonk
      @LaughDonk 2 года назад +3

      @@Doctor...7-g8j mohg giga Chad pfp?

  • @reesejohnson2788
    @reesejohnson2788 2 года назад +37

    “You summoned the ginyu force bro!?” 😂
    As a new player of Souls games’, I need every advantage.

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 6 месяцев назад +4

    Fromsoftware-sexuals when I play echo night (they don't know I'm playing fromsoftware)

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 Год назад +318

    Dude, the second that the “Fromsexual” entered the room and started talking, I busted out laughing. Everything down to the physical cadence and tone of voice is exactly the kind of people that I’ve interacted with about this game

    • @Jagger-Tyr_13
      @Jagger-Tyr_13 Год назад +24

      I refuse to play these games.
      Yes, because they're hard. But mostly because of guys like this.
      I refuse to turn into one of those guys. So obsessed with being number one on a videogame that you never excel at anything meaningfully. Just bullying other gamers as if it's important.

    • @fallasleep9472
      @fallasleep9472 Год назад +21

      @@Jagger-Tyr_13 Take my advice, just go in blindly into playing one of the games and only look up certain things if it takes you more than 30 minutes to figure it out. Trust me, because of this it was much easier for me to start playing Dark Souls ( it was still hard though ).

    • @ZA-lv8ba
      @ZA-lv8ba Год назад

      @@Jagger-Tyr_13They arent hard

    • @brandongregori995
      @brandongregori995 Год назад +30

      @@Jagger-Tyr_13 You should consider just enjoying things without worrying about what a fandom thinks. You're definitely missing out on something amazing in this case.

    • @Jagger-Tyr_13
      @Jagger-Tyr_13 Год назад +5

      @@brandongregori995 you're absolutely right, my friend.
      That's precisely what I do. I play what I like, regardless of what the majority has to say. I like what I like.

  • @justlivinglife1167
    @justlivinglife1167 Год назад +49

    Its the condescending, passive aggressive voice for me tho😭I've seen some livestreams of what kind of gamers he's imitating and he's so on point 💀 lmao

  • @courtiusmaximus5150
    @courtiusmaximus5150 2 года назад +23

    The voice he used for his "friend" was the funniest part of the video

  • @JumpingJuniper
    @JumpingJuniper 6 месяцев назад +13

    "No, you cant use good items cause that makes the game not excruciating"

  • @rishabkoul6222
    @rishabkoul6222 2 года назад +48

    I love how this dude goes from a normal person to a complete psycho in each and every one of his videos

  • @kylehalpern6695
    @kylehalpern6695 2 года назад +162

    It's actually funny because I think the spirit ashes are the intended way to play the game.
    -You get the bell at the start
    -You are expected to find more summons as you explore
    -you are expected to level up the bell
    - and the game deliberately tells you whenever you can use it.
    -unlike prior souls games you can summon as many times as you want with no loss of a permanent resource unlike other souls games.
    - also many of the later game bosses feel balanced around summons.
    Not using core systems of the game is not developer intentions. That's a challenge run.

    • @isaacpresley717
      @isaacpresley717 2 года назад +5

      You’re thinking of spirit ashes. Ashes of war are the special ability within a weapon that can be activated by using LT/L2, and to my knowledge do not make use of summoning nor the summoning bell.

    • @kylehalpern6695
      @kylehalpern6695 2 года назад +4

      @@isaacpresley717 thanks

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 года назад +3

      I don't think spirit ashes are necessarily the intended way to play. They're simply another tool given to you early enough that you can start expirementing with it.
      I never invested in fp so I couldn't do much with them myself but I do like the two skelly spear men. They're squishy but their ability to regenerate makes them surprisingly useful as a constant decoy.

    • @kylehalpern6695
      @kylehalpern6695 2 года назад +9

      @@flandretek I never said you couldn't play without them. I said not using core mechanics is a challenge run not impossible.
      You could similarly play the whole game without leveling up. You are not interacting with the core mechanic of leveling up and thus it is a challenge run so too for the summons.

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 года назад

      @@flandretek I don't think that's really true. I don't think the developer designed the game with me wearing a blind fold in mind so it clearly won't be balanced for that, but I can still do it.

  • @bernardheathaway9146
    @bernardheathaway9146 2 года назад +23

    "This is like an Amazon factory job now" got me weak 🤣🤣

  • @MachFiveFalcon
    @MachFiveFalcon 11 месяцев назад +6

    2:06 "Wandering Flame" from Final Fantasy X playing in the backgorund and then the Paramore reference later on got me 🤣

  • @hen-l
    @hen-l 2 года назад +52

    My man's acting went from 1 to 100 over the years, it feels like I'm watching two people. Amazing.

  • @nickstoneham5629
    @nickstoneham5629 Год назад +61

    I will be honest, status effects were how me and my brother made it through much of the game in our first run. Using rot, bleed and frost almost constantly. We still had a lot of fun, and in our second run, we ended up doing a *self imposed* ban on a lot of easiest ways to inflict those statuses. There should be no shame in how you choose to play.

    • @drewpeacock9087
      @drewpeacock9087 Год назад +5

      Yeah exactly, if you find the game hard there is no shame in abusing magic or whatever the only potential downside is losing out on fun but if you aren't going to enjoy playing it "traditional" then what's the point

    • @Nesto_
      @Nesto_ Год назад +1

      On my first play through I spent a lot of time just exploring and bossing my head against tough foes. I enjoyed my challenge but I only started really having fun when I went to the plateau early and found a weapon that inflicts scarlet rot and happened to work great with my build. I also picked up an ash of war in the same area called Blood Blade and suddenly had a massive power spike where my DPS shot through the roof and I had way more ways to engage each encounter.
      In my opinion discovering these powerful mechanics organically is perhaps one of the most fun parts of the game, even if they can trivialize some encounters. (I beat Malenia in 4 tries so while cool that fight wasn’t terribly challenging with my build.)

  • @dabadshoes8658
    @dabadshoes8658 2 года назад +85

    I love the stranger things opening that was playing in this video, that was awesome!

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад +1

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @dabadshoes8658
      @dabadshoes8658 2 года назад +1

      @@26mic80 I have made skits on my channel, but I lack the motivation to keep making them, mainly due to the fact that I am still in highschool.

    • @dr_no-no
      @dr_no-no 2 года назад +3

      It's a track from final fantasy 10 called wandering

  • @DanVille1000
    @DanVille1000 Год назад +9

    The summons system was so fun. Literally like pokemon

  • @dingpart1
    @dingpart1 Год назад +178

    When I saw in the trailers that you would be able to summon your own goons to fight along side you, I was so hyped.
    I don't get why people hate when you use spirit ashes. its so cool wtf?

    • @dickmullen3750
      @dickmullen3750 Год назад

      Noob lol

    • @altreon3608
      @altreon3608 Год назад +36

      fr, i never used them myself cuz i prefer fighting on my own but i ain't about to get mad at someone else for using them if they want to, aside from some light trash talk among friends maybe

    • @oliviertrudel2384
      @oliviertrudel2384 Год назад

      @@dickmullen3750 life possesser*

    • @F4c2a
      @F4c2a Год назад +19

      People who hate them are cringe.
      But they do make the game just a walking simulator. The "hard game" fromsoftware games are known for goes out the window.

    • @weatherman1504
      @weatherman1504 Год назад +33

      ​@@F4c2a I've never really bought into the hype of "omg this game is for uber elite mlg pro gamer bros". I just sorta play them for fun cosplay characters.

  • @ziga226
    @ziga226 Год назад +39

    There's betrayal in the eyes once he sees the summons lmao

  • @ArcaneHazeOfficial
    @ArcaneHazeOfficial Год назад +5

    2:24 As a former Amazon warehouse employee, that hit too close to home

  • @Mahh_Nery
    @Mahh_Nery 10 месяцев назад +15

    i've never saw ain't it fun being used so well in a context, hayley would be proud bro

  • @AEStatikz
    @AEStatikz 2 года назад +36

    That "Ain't It Fun" parody is where I really lost it🤣🤣

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 2 года назад +229

    I swear, Elden Ring has the current worst "Fromsoftware-sexual" gatekeeping problem out of all the games. You say you use Claymore or Zweihander in DS1 people call you based. You say you use RoB and Bloodhound Step in PvE and people will saw off your nutsacks before crucifying you inside a volcano.

    • @retardadem4459
      @retardadem4459 2 года назад +27

      RoB and bloodhound cringe

    • @GenDrake3
      @GenDrake3 2 года назад +28

      Zweihander still takes skill with the pokes and wide swings. Rob is just cringey weapon art spam. Like my mom could play elden ring at that point. Kinda defeats the purpose of the series but everyone likes to play their own way so each to their own. Even though you don't really learn mechanics or anything valuable if you just cheese anything. The path of least resistance isn't always the best one if you're looking to improve yourself in souls games

    • @memesarekey5366
      @memesarekey5366 2 года назад +20

      Bro I dont care about pve you bring that shit to pvp we gonna have problems

    • @MechanicalDragonfly
      @MechanicalDragonfly 2 года назад +19

      @@GenDrake3 what is "the purpose of the series", though? Are you *sure* that a difficult challenge is a singular, only, purpose of the series? Like maybe there are lots of purposes. Maybe different games have different purposes. And ofc we haven't defined the terms "purpose" or "series" either, yet.
      I dont mean to sound aggro, btw! I'm genuinely curious. I hear people in the community make a lot of confident, simple statements like that. DS1 was pretty rad but also incredibly flawed and I guess I just dont understand why all FSW third person action horror RPGs are compared immediately to DS1 (and always found lacking). I think FSW games just keep getting better and better, personally... I started following their third-person action action horror RPGs with Kuon on the PS2, so I was here even before DS1 :p

    • @mjtechnoviking44
      @mjtechnoviking44 2 года назад +22

      Gatekeeping is a good thing and should be not only defended but celebrated. Lemme show you what happens when you don’t:
      Step 1: “you need to make this space you’ve created more inclusive as I am not fully catered to and refuse to change myself to fit in”
      Step 2: “you’ve allowed me in your space now but it still needs to change because I don’t like it and as a member of said space you must value my opinions more”
      Step 3: “this is my space now. If you don’t like it go make your own”
      Step 4: repeat.
      EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @fennrir9809
    @fennrir9809 2 года назад +99

    How to ruin the experience of a new player: completely skip constructive criticism and make them play it your way because "That's the real way to play it, hardest difficulty, no items/spells/built-in mechanics"
    Items are there to be used. Spells are there to be used. Ashes of war, summons, Torrent, shield, parry, jump, dodge, armor, level ups, weapons, etc. A win is a win is a win. And watching your friend succed and have fun should be your top priority. That's why we also leave messages with tips: so people can move forward and have a good time, so they don't go hollow

    • @BombShopUniverse
      @BombShopUniverse 2 года назад

      You forgot to mention how you need an easy mode too. Lol what a clown

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 2 года назад

      So there is nothing to be said for ashes of war being an intended easy mode?
      Bowling is something people do for fun yet they dont use gutter guards in pro tournaments do they?
      Do you think they have fun?

    • @babyboijeremy
      @babyboijeremy 2 года назад +30

      @@asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 Pro tournaments are different from casual play. You think if a family goes to a bowling alley they care that the guards are up? They care more that their 8 year old can be their and be involved.
      Ultra elitist players ruin games. People like challenge, but they dont like wasting their time. Elden ring gives you challenge, but you can choose not to waste your time.

    • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
      @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 2 года назад +3

      @@babyboijeremy im 100% happy that these things exist and everyone can particitpate
      Let me stress again, i said there is nothing wrong with anyone for using gutter guards..
      Im just acknowledging they are indeed gutter guards...
      Like if i play chess and i lose but i let my opponent redo all of their blunders, sure they won that game... but there is certainly something to be said for the fact that i didnt take any of my moves back.
      Being able to do it without takebacks is in and of itself a fun experience and i think people rob themselves of that when they put up the gutter guards or play with ash spirits.
      It doesnt matter though people can have the experience they enjoy.
      I just dont think im being toxic by saying gutter guards are not considered real bowling

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 2 года назад +6

      @@asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 Using gutter guards isn't considered real bowling, you're right.
      But I think that's silly to point out to because I'm sure the people who actually use them would never argue that it's a true bowling experience, nor would they argue that they are a "true bowler".
      Not everyone has the time to invest time and effort in things they don't care about.
      If you have to point out to people that they're doing something incorrectly or inefficiently when you know they more than likely don't care in the first place, doesn't make you a good person for pointing it out, just means you go out of your way to be annoying about it.
      It'd be better to gauge the person's interest in whatever activity they're doing and ASK if they want tips on how to do it better. If they say no, then that's the end of that. If you offer that knowledge without being asked to then I wouldnt* be surprised if people found that irritating and unnecessary, because for the most part it is.

  • @HexBlack-g1d
    @HexBlack-g1d 4 месяца назад +1

    "Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships: Working together can help a team reach its goals"

  • @BlueMageWithSoulEdge
    @BlueMageWithSoulEdge 2 года назад +246

    True story:
    I had a friend that was like this. After he did a similar "favor" for me in Ninja Gaiden Black, I beat the game with mostly the training Nunchuku. He stopped talking to me for about a month.
    I am convinced of these type of people have trouble beating something, so the build a fantasy of "elitism" if the do "X-thing" (which in most cases they can't do themselves), to enforce on others for the soul purpose of making sure others aren't having fun.
    For example look at the journos and Dark Souls.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 года назад +4

      But Ninja Gaiden is character action. You’re *supposed* to use weapons and combos your friends didn’t recommend

    • @BlueMageWithSoulEdge
      @BlueMageWithSoulEdge 2 года назад +30

      @@notproductiveproductions3504 Thank you!
      His claim was that using the Swallow Tale, Dodge canceling, and the upgraded weapons was "scrub-play" and I wasn't really good at the game.
      I don't understand these people. If these was glitches I'll somewhat understand, but whatever is given to the player is what is intended to be used.

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter 2 года назад +21

      You are welcome to your opinion but it's been my experience that the ones trashing people are actually that good at the game, it's just that they are absolutely filth at everything else in life. All their time and energy went into being good at the game.

    • @BlueMageWithSoulEdge
      @BlueMageWithSoulEdge 2 года назад +4

      @@MerlinTheCommenter LOL!
      I can get that yeah, but isn't that usually with more IRL achievements-- something that can physically support the ego?
      Then again, I did know an arrogant guy that was good at COD, but sucked hard at Splatoon. He was so weird.

    • @freneticgamer4174
      @freneticgamer4174 2 года назад +1

      Doesn't sound like much of a friend if his fragile ego would keep him from talking to you.

  • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
    @thespectaculargamernerd8114 2 года назад +78

    This escalated so damn quickly. 😂

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here
      *ruclips.net/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/видео.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 года назад

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 2 года назад +5

      Tf is with these bots...

    • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
      @thespectaculargamernerd8114 2 года назад

      @@Pandemia616 They're annoying yeah.

  • @Gandhi_Physique
    @Gandhi_Physique 2 года назад +434

    I just feel kinda sorry for people that worry about how people are enjoying their single-player experience. Who hurt them?

    • @godly_potatoe69xd19
      @godly_potatoe69xd19 2 года назад +13

      I only care if they do it in pvp cuz its really annoying especially if you are just starting out or need rune arcs or are just bad at the game

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise 2 года назад +4

      I assume us Caster builds in PVP. It ain't my fault they didn't expect an ROB to the face after dodge rolling my memestone pebbles.

    • @Thermait
      @Thermait 2 года назад +34

      They got butthurt they used a trash build and struggled through the whole game so when someone else doesn't make their stupid choices they get angry fr

    • @zemonito
      @zemonito 2 года назад +2

      From my experience most people make fun of Rivers of Blood not because of how fun it is in solo but because of all the fucking ganks invading with it in low level areas

    • @waitselljones8068
      @waitselljones8068 2 года назад +4

      Because they don't want to be in the same league as other people who said "I beat Elden Ring" if they didn't actually do it the REAL way.

  • @Noushauga
    @Noushauga 4 месяца назад +2

    Its funnier now cuz in a recent interview Miyazaki reveals he also struggles with his games especially Elden Ring so he uses every tools available in the game.

  • @TorchicFTW
    @TorchicFTW 2 года назад +11

    2:58 I absolutely love the paramore reference lmaooo

  • @Reinbex
    @Reinbex 2 года назад +199

    I was hoping for an additional twist in the end, where the blind one-armed dude suddenly starts owning Elden Ring as he is out of no where, baffling the FromSoftware-sexual

    • @MDoorpsy
      @MDoorpsy 2 года назад +31

      And then he's like "Ok, ok, nice to see you finally beat easy mode."
      "Easy what- ahhh!"
      other arm gets chopped off.

    • @ginukai
      @ginukai 2 года назад +1

      @@MDoorpsy lol

    • @mjtechnoviking44
      @mjtechnoviking44 2 года назад +1

      There are videos of people missing limbs beating souls games so no one has any excuse anymore

    • @mrme.484
      @mrme.484 Год назад

      he then beat the game in negative seconds with his farts

  • @Legend_yourbud
    @Legend_yourbud 2 года назад +9

    1:09 That joke was amazing

  • @seekay8079
    @seekay8079 9 месяцев назад +10

    I love how you have two halves of the Souls community: The side that just enjoys that games and encourages others to endure the challenge however they want, and the other half that makes fun of cancer patients because they didn't play the game without summons

    • @loudnoises5372
      @loudnoises5372 9 месяцев назад +2

      Mimic Tear, Comet Azur, Terra Magika, Cerulean Hidden Tear Enjoyer Detected 💀☠

    • @yummyyummy2091
      @yummyyummy2091 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@loudnoises5372yeah so? 💀
      Even if he uses it who tf gives a shit

    • @rudrajoshi7075
      @rudrajoshi7075 6 месяцев назад

      @@loudnoises5372nigga is using that as an insult 💀

  • @sludgewave4786
    @sludgewave4786 2 года назад +129

    As an hardcore fromsoft player. I think summons are greatly implemented in ER. It's genius to reach a wider player base without compromising with the overall design of the game.

    • @manafon5398
      @manafon5398 2 года назад +26

      Yep, It’s a much smarter implementation of an easy mode into the game and it’s also a lot of fun to try out all the ashes, and if you are feeling brave you can go solo and get a more classic souls experience.
      It’s a win win for both sides of the community I believe.

    • @sludgewave4786
      @sludgewave4786 2 года назад +3

      Yeah exactly. And Ashes comes with those little bit of lore detailing the NPC you are about to summon, it's great!

    • @CDLightt
      @CDLightt 2 года назад +3

      except they overtuned the bosses to account for how OP summons are

    • @sludgewave4786
      @sludgewave4786 2 года назад +12

      @@CDLightt Bosses are powerful in ER but it's not that hard to solo them. Even Malenia is a pretty fair boss to me without summons. I know it's a controversial topic. But I went to NG+7 beating Malenia each time. I used summons only on my first run.
      Lately I did a last run from scratch and I still killed Malenia without summons. I used a Greatsword with bloodhound step and I did an Strenght/Ice build.

    • @Synkronist
      @Synkronist 2 года назад +7

      @@CDLightt I kind of disagree with that.
      The bosses are difficult sure, but that's exactly what players who don't summon are looking for.

  • @Kira1Lawliet
    @Kira1Lawliet Год назад +262

    The thing I hate about challenge hounds (as I call them) is that they prioritize raw difficulty over what ACTUALLY makes melee combat fun in From Soft games, which is getting down the patterns. But there are ways to do that with magic builds too. Personally, I like playing with all types of builds-the fun comes from learning how to work optimally with each one and how to maneuver around a boss as a strength build v. as a dex build vs. as an int build, and so on. Experimentation and learning are what makes the game fun, not ass-bleeding difficulty for the sake of ass-bleeding difficulty.

    • @ChrisBear1989
      @ChrisBear1989 Год назад

      Or Difficulty whores.

    • @Rahul_G.G.
      @Rahul_G.G. Год назад +18

      The problem is magic is way too good in Eldenring, it isn't fun killing bosses on first try,

    • @brojakmate9872
      @brojakmate9872 Год назад +12

      If you don't play Souls games for difficulty, you should go play something else. Maybe Candy crush is more your style 😂

    • @Kira1Lawliet
      @Kira1Lawliet Год назад +3

      @@brojakmate9872 I beat Malenia in 7 tries using a Bandit and a Parrying Dagger. F off dude. I know what I'm talking about.

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification Год назад +69

      @@brojakmate9872Please tell me you're joking

  • @bloop140
    @bloop140 Год назад +134

    The beautiful thing about the way miyazaki designed Elden Ring is that the difficulty is really up to you.

    • @dragonfruitreal
      @dragonfruitreal Год назад +3

      facts

    • @MinecraftMartin
      @MinecraftMartin Год назад +18

      IMO it just does that so well, too.
      Instead of opening up your settings and changing the slider to "easy/normal/hard", you instead just change up your kit.
      Crazy people can strip down naked and run in like a cave man. Or you can summon a small army, call up some RL friends, even get someone to do the whole fight on your behalf.
      Pretty good deal

    • @MrFirecam
      @MrFirecam Год назад +5

      Until you summon and then there's no difficulty anymore ^^

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 11 месяцев назад +13

      Well said.
      The amount of self expression seamlessly integrated into the game from the sweatiest lvl 1, no-hit speed runs to big dick Guts cosplay to fucking Goku’s kamehameha, is nothing short of masterful.
      There is no easy, medium or hard mode bc that all depends on you and your build.

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@MrFirecam- Then don’t summon. The beauty of the game’s difficulty is that it’s all up to you. It’s *your* choice, so what more can a gamer ask from a game?

  • @dennysongaming4128
    @dennysongaming4128 11 месяцев назад +3

    This here is one of the best things I have seen all week.