THE DANGERS OF A FREAKY GOTH GIRLFRIEND - Anime Memes
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Hello. Noble of Lost Pause here.
I have been informed that we have not given back your noses by the end of the video. We deeply apologize for this inconvenience of being unable to sniff your waifus or husbandos. Please form an orderly line and Potato will hand you back your noses. Please do not tip the eevee or his greed will get the better of him.
Thank you for watching the video and have a nice day.
YOU FOOL! I AM THE VERY ESSENCE OF GREED ITSELF!
*gives potato $1,000,000
CYA SUCKER!
Apology accepted.
**starts forming a line**
But he is such a nice boy...
*tips Potato anyway and waits in line*
*tip potato and also give him head pats, wait in line*
"I haven't seen a Pokemon trainer send himself out to fight a Pokemon before" You forgetting that Ash tried to throw hands with Mewtwo...
And he actually survived
And Mewtwo recognized the threat and had to block him using psychic powers, because he knew he couldn't stand a chance in a physical fight.
Or the time Jessie steamrolled Seviper
Both Jessie and James fought a freaking Tyranitar
Ash tackled Faba
Lillie used scary face on Nebbie
And of course the time Ash pissed off all those Spearow
Does Meowth being his own trainer for the Togepi tournament count?
that and the fact you kind of send yourself out to fight pokemon in the safari lol
Bro didn't even do the Duel Monster Spirit thing of duplicating, he just straight up walked onto the field. Bro was ready to throw hands
He WAS HIM
He. Is. Him!
He is DON ZALOOG!!
For you see, my child, hE Is hIm
Yep that be Don Zaloog for you there.
The only reason Laios doesn't eat humanoid monsters is because his party won't let him, but atleast he knows that it's morally wrong to eat demihumans
Well... demihumans aren't monsters
Not necessarily "morally" wrong, but he knows that it's *societally* wrong to do so. He has no morality issues about it. Don't forget, the moment he had a chance, he did eat demihumans: He ate mermaid egg caviar. And then his mental projection of Marcille from the mind-reader doppelganger also said "well, I've had mermaid eggs, I'm used to it by now", acting as if it was just a social/societal block, not a moral one, for his view of her too, when she was actually disgusted.
Wasn't the type of mermaid whose eggs they ate a humanoid monster not a demihuman?
The best thing about the Don Zaloog Yugioh thing is that the English dub did a Christopher walken impression for him.
Reminds me of the English dub of Digimon Frontier. They did a Walken impression for Ice Devimon.
Who's better Christopher Walken Don zaloog or Arnold Schwarzenegger Amber mammoth?
@@jonmcknight18 Imma go with Amber Mammoth for that one.
"The only thing brave about you is that you're still willing to dab in public."
Nah. The best part is he moves into Chazz's room.
He didn’t give us our noses back.
yeah
Remember the Teen Titans episode where a possessed Slade is dissolving off Raven's outfit to make her stronger?
And yes, there's an offbrand animation version of that by Zonetoons.
I remember one of those, yes.
Not make her stronger, but to burn Trigon's seals on her body.
Reindeer watching you dance.
Idk who allowed that shit on tv... But I appreciate it.
That Zone animation...questionable content, but beautiful results.
It should be noted that patients don’t actually pay the full 800k ever.
It’s convenient for hospitals to lower the actual bill by a ton (roughly 70% of the bill is removed, and 10-20% is payed by insurance). The patient pays at most 10% of the total bill, still a lot of money in the case of kidney transplants but not 800k, and that 70% gets “lost” and is turned into tax deductibles, so the hospital doesn’t have to pay taxes. This does not include Ambulance rides which are actually 6k and stupidly expensive.
Found that out myself, had to have an ambulance ride to the ER, the hospital bill was manageable, the Ambulance was several months of paychecks.
and thats why ill just crawl my dying body to the hospital, if i dont make it, i still dont need to pay for the ambulance, lol
Yup, the entire system is designed to inflate prices as much as possible. If you got rid of the insurance rort, costs would be far far more reasonable.
No, they'll try to make you pay it if you don't have insurance. Went to the hospital for a kidney stone. Sat in the ER for 6 hours before I saw the first person. Was out 20 minutes later with them saying there's nothing they can or will do. Bill was 8k just to wait one someone to show up. They keep resending that bill every 4 months. I sure as hell ain't paying it.
imagine going bankrupt over medical costs.
Get universal/socialised healthcare.
Boy: “Yandere Gf are the best.”
Boy 2: “No. Goth GF are the best.”
Boy 3: “Nah. Yandere Goth Gf are the best.”
Boy & Boy 2:
A peak from Raven 😂
Fools the tsundere thick muscle mommy goth gf is the best
7:05 I think that might be a Team Four Star reference, remember they made Dudoria female in the abridged series. "I was voted the most beautiful and FERTILE woman on my home planet..." Then Vegeta blasted them.
That was my thought too.
In Japanese culture that hand gesture doesn't mean I've got your nose. It is actually quite rude.
Wait you mean its like the middle finger?
'have you fluffed?/did you do it?' ?
@@minter5571 Google "fig sign"
In Turkey that gesture is used when you want to say ''Frick you or I will Frick you''
It's not just Japanese...
7:13 Noble that ain't no girl that's Gorlock the Destroyer
Except for Dodoria before Frieza blew her planet up.
Me in the intro: "Yo cuh gimme back mah nose, YO GIVE ME BACK MY NOSE- YOU GIVE IT BA-"
and he never did 😶🌫
Lets not lie. Teen titans was full of top tier waifus. Starfire, Raven, Jynx, Blackfire, and so many others were awakenings for adults of today.
@3:20 Noble is that weird guy who *likes* when all the foods on his plate mix together.
Oof. As someone who's eaten far too many military meals, that hits home. Navy cooks just kind of put everything on top of everything else on your plate.
DAYUM Raven Be THICC and the Zone Animation did it justice XD
There's a great video someone made where BB actually does have sex with her as multiple animals.
yes..yess....YESSSSS ....-plankton
2:15
Damn.
Futaba can't go with her Sonic backpack.
Pretty sure she likes Blaze more.
Yes true culture sonic😍🥰
RUclips: hey new Noble video
Me: opens video
RUclips: CERVEZA CRISTAL
If you want a girlfriend and you want a dog, Get Nina Tucker. My friend Shou Tucker approves of this message.
"Let's play. Nee-san."
6:52 Mistranslation, apparently it was him being confused as to why Trunks was feeding Mai like a bird.
Vegeta misunderstood and assumed he was questioning what a kiss was.
When you were young you wanted starfire. As an adult you truly wanted raven.
Then theirs me who liked both
Terra!
And then there’s those that want them as futas… what crowd are you in?
Then there's me who liked none of the characters
Nah
It was always raven
Especially long hair raven
@@moonshinershonor202 Nah Terra got scrapped by DC
Aaaaaww joke went right over his head 'girlhood is a spectrum '
Fun fact for Noble: Vegeta is the exact same height and weight as Astolfo.
10:53 Sause is Heart Gear
Thx
Thank you good sir.
Got to love Cino replying to Noble’s refusal to hear the song stuck in his head with a “How about no?”
Noble forgot to return our nose...
He never gave back our noses!
"Did you just make Commissioning a Kink?"
Concidering what you sometimes have to draw.... has'nt it always been?
You forget that Ash tried to take on Sparrow all by himself. Even used himself as a training dummy.
9:34
Wait, Raven.
What the hell are you asking?
Well, horsie boy time 😂
Either to ride the horse or be ridden by the horse.
My little pony roleplay, you balls deep or you watching?
@@armon1a852They just switch midplay.
She's hungry...
How hungry?
Well....
8:48 Well considering that the demons evaporate when they die, he'd have to eat them while they still alive
10:24 _Wait, its just findom?_
* Pulls out -gun- wallet. * _Always has been._
That burger sandwich joke went right over your head
I’m still waiting for my nose Mr. Noble
Who says Burgers aren't sandwitches? What separates the two from eachother. You can put everything you put into a burger into a sandwitch and have a very good sandwitch
What is a patty melt? Is that a burger, or a sandwich? Anyone who wants to tell me there's a singular answer to that question, come at me. I agree with you.
Is a hotdog a sandwich? 😂
@@kylenguyen7371 Pretty sure it's some form of baguette. UwU
@@kylenguyen7371No, because sausage sandwiches exist and they aren't hotdogs.
800k sounds rough...meanwhile in Canada..."You have been put on a waiting list that will have you receiving a liver long after your lifespan, have you considered using our MAID services?"
Noble: Got your nose!
Me: *Readies Tommy Gun*
👮♂️”LOOK OUT! HE’S GOT A NOSE!!!” (Fires gun wildly)
@@jamesstump7542brooo what throwback 😂
@@jamesstump7542that series was so good back in the day…
5:53 the time when noble flips us all off in Russian for not subscribing
5:31 Father: "Got your nose"
Son: "Got your wallet"
Father: "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
cino i love the funny little edits like noble asking you to dap him up and you actually do it
The American Marcille, all I can hear is the “I’m Skyler White, Yo. Walter White’s wife, Yo.” With that face, that’s all I can hear.
12:10 Hey Cino, think he was talking about the dono goal in the bottom right
Darth Talon
Raven
Crimson (Total Drama)
Hex Maniac
Chel… maybe (El Dorado)
And so on
All down bad, all down best.
10:09 we got our live action actor right there
How can you do this? This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you like burgers but not like sandwiches?
Taste?
Agreed, burgers are just sandwiches by a different name.
Take a seat, young Jarikraider.
8:09 Kagerou Best Doggo. She go Barkbark.
Goku's dumb ass was probably tricked into "precision and endurance training"
Don’t forget that canonically goku beat his wife lol
"Go for ten!" she said. "Go for ten!"
@@Xeromm I’m bone dry like those characters in the desert and they cough dust, that’s my balls
He doesn’t even know what a kiss is. Vegeta literally asks him too, “you have 2 children but you don’t know what a kiss is?”
Chichi probably just told him it’s how children are made but nothing about intimacy or anything
got chips, just water, masochist door, those are some old ass LP memes! the classics
Noble: Ashley hates sandwiches...
Me: There are other fish in the sea, my friend
That new deer anime is gonna enforce deer supremacy across the universe, and Yugioh Gx was such a wild fun trip of a show, lol. Plus, that sounds like some benefits of a goth gf in certain situations.
12:21 ah yes the American healthcare system at it's finest, and we wonder why waking up in bath tubs of ice is such a cliche lol.
"Did you use my toothbrush again?"
Definitely doing it on purpose.
Ashley really out here eating peanut butter and jelly burgers
Noble worrys over the cost of a Liver Transplant and forgets he has a german Girlfriend
8:00 so this is how we convert noble into a touhou fan with monster girls of course the answer was in front of us of
A year or two ago I played the Artificer that gave you a robot companion.. My poor Robo dog died EVERY SINGLE COMBAT. Rip Scrap lol
I am so happy that meme just keeps popping up cerveza crystal! I don't tend to do social media so seeing your videos and that meme... Yes
Welcome back Cino!
Also, more fun memes!
That first joke is the first anime meme that actually make me laugh.
The goat editor returns!
If Lost Pause ever witness the Project Moon community? Who knows how will he change?.... 😐😐
Futaba wearing a Sonic Backpack. A woman of culture, I see.
4:10 this is the first I've ever seen if it
3:03
Noble: She eats all the things that are composed in a *Sandwich,* the bread, the meat, the lettuce, everything, whatever have you, but if it's composed inside of a *Sandwich,* she refuses to eat it, and it makes no sense..
Me: it is indeed not make sense here, Noble 🤣
MacDonald's has the worst food and somehow every time they manage to make it WORSE by mistaking the order.
I just go the local chipper, they're cheaper as well.
Johns average trip goes hard
1:42
The one and only Don Zaloog!
And when I say one and only I really mean it!
Because my children, I AM him!
Dark Scorpions, ROLL CALL!
Not a furry, a zoophille. If he was half horse, then sure but she didn't ask for that.
hmm, that would actually make a pretty interesting discussion topic. since he is still beast boy when he transforms, and it is just a physical transformation, not a mental one, does it still count?
never thought of that before.
@@jamiehammell1 If it's Beast Boy, then it's not beastiality.
0:14 there is also a pasta called penne(dlck in spanish)
and a pastry called pu tá(slüt)
also there is a meme about a drink called tula,it is real now
Welcome back Cino! Yes Noble, I love you, Cino, anime and myself! I have a positive mindset!
... Cervesta Crista is the new Jelly Filled Donut meme... the next step is them doing the fusion dance.
Wow...right off the bat with the "offbrand" chips.
Thanks for the videos
Meowth sent themself out into battle once if memory serves me correctly and he argued with himself
6:40 you gotta try the quarter pounders those are usually required to be made fresh every time (even if they are sloppily put together most of the time) but the normal patties often sit in the heated drawer that they sit in for up to half an hour (and thats if the mcdonalds throws out their food thats too old like theyre supposed to but most dont and that ends up with a lot of hour old food on slow nights), the normal patties are used for the big mac's and the normal cheeseburgers/ burgers so i would always recommend a quarter pounder (never get mayo on it, that costs extra and you can usually just ask for a free few packets of mayo)
6:30
Mcdonald's is not a fast food company. They're a real-estate company. They make a profit renting out the various properties they own, buying more and selling them. The restaurants exist for additional profit, to ensure that the property is used and not simply owned but abandoned and to keep up a brand-image.
5:54 Jokes on you Noble, I canonically have a Nose factory in my pocket since high school
Is there non canon stuff
@@Xx__xX-bn7ch I mean there's no fandom of me so I'd say no
2:04 PLA protagonist against the frenzied noble alpha what'cha call em, tossing sand bags.
Noble the Big Mac is the holiest of Holy Burgers, you just have bad taste in food.
Wait...where's my nose? 😔
Now I look like a chubby Voldemort
So, wear your backpacks, your tee-shirts, your hoodies... if people cannot handle it, then they cannot handle you. Hell, I am 54 now, I have my Zentreya shirt, various anime shirts and the Blackcraft Lilith hoodie.
Without those shows and streams, my life would be a lot more empty.
Whatchu know about Space Pirate Captain Phantom F. Harlock?
What Vtuber do you watch?
@@moonshinershonor202 What a grave question, and not sure how it relates to the topic. I know he was a manga and anime character, decent but not amazing (to me). Yamato(Star Blazers) was better.
As to Vtubers... several, one mentioned in the OP, why?
@@BlackClaws I'm curious because of all your merch apparel and if you listen to Neuro-sama. I don't like AI, yet Im amicable to her singing, it tries. Worst case scenario maybe our robot overlords will spare me 😂.
@@moonshinershonor202 Fair, I do like Neuro, granted I welcome the prospect of A.I. Properly integrated it will improve us.. and if we fail to integrate.. well, we deserve to end.
@@BlackClaws If we die to nuclear war wed have no one to blame but ourselves. Microplastics are being found anywhere and in everyone yet glass bottles are too expensive to use again....
"I don't think you should eat the demons" reminds me of that scene in Duelist Kingdom where Yugi says " Hey Joey I don't think we should cook the candy bars" to which Joey responds "Back off I know what I'm doing"
11:25 it's Ali-Express
Noble will never escape the Crystal XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
Answering noble question about mcdonalds, is not the food, is real estate
0:02
Pfft!
What kind of name is that for a potato chip snack?
Those potato chips from the intro clip are from Germany by a company called "Tante Tomate" (Aunt Tomato)
I have _NEVER_ seen those in our stores
I _WOULD_ buy them just once for the memes
"I don't remember a pokemon senidng himself out into battle"
Mewtwo in the pokemon movie: Forget about me?
Mcdonalds I think survives at this point from the McCafe Brand. That and the cheap Sodas with infinity Refill...Theyve threatened to take that away.
Mcdonalds ia gonna send a hitman after you for that quote
The Hamburglar!
the freaking- the stupid, sudden Cerveza.! I *chokes* cant.... it its like getting jumpscared with laughs, I cant take THIS DANM CERVEZA CRISTAL serious, i choked on water
I searched for Cerveza Cristal because of the memes, it took some good time for it to stop flooding my main page.
Speaking of that deer meme, I first saw a Fuwamoco take on it.
6:01 This is why I get Quarter Pounders, at least there you can see where your money goes.
Bro didn't give us back our nose
11:00 death by snu snu. Have you watched bleach my favorite characters are rangiku and sou fon?
🥚🥚 Day 66 of saying egg before the other guy. 🥚🥚
🥚🥚 day 1 of saying egg after this guy🥚🥚
eg
Day 66 of saying
🥚🥚 Day 66 of saying egg before the other guy. 🥚🥚
Bacon.
@@WEKM You're bacon me crazy. 🤪🤣 I'm gonna go now.
Cool vid bro.😺
4:18 let's go 🕺💃🕺💃🕺
Nothing beats a crisp, refreshing Cerveza Cristal
Especially when you live in a dead world and are most likely going to starve to death in a month.