GIRLS THINKING THEY CAN MANIPULATE MEN - Memes I Found Funny
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Fun fact about The Emperor's New Groove, it had no script. While it did start out as a separate movie called Kingdom of the Sun, the original plan for that one was scrapped and the theming was kept and turned into The Emperor's New Groove. While normally a movie either has a script then story board made or story board made then script made, The Emperor's New Groove instead was just everyone in a room throwing out ideas, jokes and doing whatever they wanted. They kept the ones which either made them laugh the best or they liked the best and made small single panel story boards for each one. The whole video was derived from those with some loose story to connect them so it all made sense and they went from there. Funny thing is, the video ended up doing well enough despite the lack of faith in it. When someone from the archives department of Disney came by the director's home after the movie already was in theatres for a week to collect the script he had to tell the guy that there was no script and the guy freaked out saying that they NEEDED one for the archives. The director in turn told him to come back tomorrow and instead of writing a proper script like one would expect, this mad lad went to the office, grabbed all the story boards, notes and anything he could find from those impromptu meetings, threw on a cover sheet made on the spot, got them all laminated and bound and submitted it to the archives. So there is no proper copy of a script for The Emperor's New Groove and what sits in archives is basically akin to a group's rough ideas and meeting notes.
I read all that and that's hilariously insane,but it made sense why the movie was actually funny XD
Unfortunately, the original director who came up with Kingdom of the Sun didn't like the new direction, left, and then realized that his contract means that he can NEVER make Kingdom of the Sun or any derivations of it with anyone but Disney (who don't want to make it).
@@tristanmitchell1242 modern entertainment business sucks. if you have an idea, youll be better off on a 50 dollar budget and ownership, than with 5000 grand under amazon or disney or netflix or whoever
@@crafterofdoom it would end up being the best selling movie of the year too since hollywood cant make anything good anymore
So the meetings were almost like a series of D&D sessions?
8:00 fun fact: during the Battle of the Coral Sea, when the _USS Lexington_ was sinking, her crew raided the kitchen for all the Ice Cream they could carry, then sat in the life boats eating ice cream out of helmets. Bomber crews would sometimes take up ice cream mix and set it in the ball turret so that the cold and turbulence would turn it into fresh Ice Cream. We had ICE CREAM BARGES to deliver Ice Cream to make massive amounts of frozen dairy products
Imagine you're a German soldier, wounded and laying on the ground, and you watch as a Private walks by to count the dead, while he's just licking a fudgecicle.
FUDGE FOR THE FUDGE GOD. CREAM FOR THE CREAMSICLE
I got that reference.
Nice warhammer reference, but also, WHAT???
yeah, japanese soldier know that well. First hand.
Got to keep that morale up! 🤣🤣🤣
7:50 fun fact. Burger King has exclusive rights to sell burgers in all military bases, even the ones overseas. To counter act Burger King's monopoly on fast food burgers, you will always find a McDonald's right outside of the entrance to bases. Source: I have been to 8 military installations and every soldier I have talked to can confirm. Also Google maps.
Do you mean outside the country cause most military bases I visited had McDonald's in them, but that just may be Washington state
As a military brat, I remember fondly the military grill instructor! 😂
Noble: "Goblins are supposed to be ugly and unappealing"
That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime and Re: Monster: "we highly disagree"
...also anyone who plays a Goblin in DnD. If you see a goblin enemy then yeah it'll be ugly, but if it's a player who's the goblin then you better believe any drawing or description they provide of that goblin will be the exact opposite.
Meanwhile the better goblin only kills their enemy nothing else unless they ask for the else them selfs first.
Jo-blins
World of Warcraft's female goblins would like to have a word with you...they wanna sell you something.
Also Nok-Nok from Pathfinder: Kingmaker. Nok-Nok is fucking adorkable.
7:50 fun fact, in the pacific theater during WW2 not only did we try building massive concrete ships that ended up being used as barges to transport ice cream to the soldiers McDonalds were allowed to set up shops inside American bases on the islands the US took. Meaning there's a good chance while doing recon Japanese soldiers had to watch American soldiers walk around casually, eating hamburgers and ice cream.
I'll take that over a damn mre
And they was hating!!!!!
Fudge for the Fudge God
Cream for the Creamsicle
The two ways you know you're losing a war. The glorious victories keep happening closer and closer to home and the enemy has two ice cream barges while you're all starving and soldiers keep searching houses to look for cooking equipment to recycle into planes.
@@VainerCactus0 Three ice cream barges actually
Right... the memes, the memes for Noble, the memes specifically chosen to make Noble laugh, Noble's memes...
Those memes?
Yes! Those memes!
7:10 fun fact: The Emperor’s New Groove didn’t have a script. The VA’s were given animated scenes and told the personalities of the characters, and then were allowed to basically go wild with it. There’s a whole video about this.
"wait, how did you get here first?"
"That's... how did we get here first Kronk?"
"I dunno, we're supposed to be here" - points at waterfall on map-
As a veteran… a greasy BK burger is miles better than a MRE… maybe not in nutritional value but in terms of just satisfying your psyche
A veteran of what?
The burger wars?
MREs are tasty and delicious , much better than bk soy burgers.
@@JusticeforLiberty Airforce actually… and I never said MREs aren’t tasty, I was just saying that after having MREs and mess hall food for days on end, it’s nice to have a greasy burger… it gives a sense of normalcy, if I had to explain it
@@jzpowell2108food for the soul
@JusticeforLiberty The hell they are, maybe when they're hot, but when it's cold it's terrible.
Plus, the logistical flex on your opponent. "You're so much a non-threat, we fly in greasy luxury food for our soldiers because we fricken CAN."
9:33 Seto Kaiba: "You're a third-rate duelist... with a _fourth-rate_ deeeee.... ...ok, that one's actually not bad."
🥰
Lily(Hypnotizing Noble): “Repeat after me . . . Fox Girls are Amazing.”
Noble(Hypnotized): “Fox Girls are Amazing.”
Lily: “Look Ashley!? He believes it too.”
More fox girl moments 👏👏
Hellsing abridged reference.
I can just see her forcing noble to strip publicly for her amusement
Ashley: "Now Make Him Buy the Deku Tree."
The part that annoys me about the whole Burger King in the military thing is that not once, during my deployment, did I ever see one.
Makes me feel like I missed out.
You want an expensive lego set? Theres a D&D set that comes with a special campaign that costs $360
Starting right off with, "sting key".
And then the mini fart machine.
🤣
Rule of thumb for songwriting: If you can't see your song reposted as an AMV, start over.
Rule of thumb for writing fight scenes: If you can't see your scene as part of an AMV, start over.
an army marches on its stomach, and morale is all important, burger is our greatest weapon.
The Spartans would be served half rations they're whole training to inspire resourcefulness.
🗿 The Native American Elders those Old Way Warrior's could go weeks without eating.
Nothing like a piece of home.
8:50
That submarine that imploded was on a trip to see the Titanic.
"Nibble Noble Action"
There it is we found our Quote of the day.🤣
4:40 remembers when RUclips was flooded with AMVs? Especially Naruto vs Sasuke fights to the sound of Evanesce.
Edit: Noble literally shown that
6:16 "You do not use handcuffs and soda thing-..."
Meme artists! More ammo!
Strike that... Reverse it
9:32 Looks like they used some of that patented New Zealand Deck Sealant. Now that's a throwback.
I literally have an entire Playlist of music for haveing fight scenes in my head.
i hate one drive. it single handedly nearly destroyed my brand new 800$ pc.
my only options were to either find a way to restore my files and stop one drive from automatically moving my files to a digital storage. or buy a subscription to increase my one drive space.
the battle lasted hours. but i eventually managed to defeat one drive. and its corpse now lay on my taskbar
Orange cats are either chaotic and have one brain cell. Nothing in between
Nah, it's both. It is because of the single brain cell that they're so chaotic.
There is another option, they could be fat and lazy. Bonus points if they hate Mondays and love lasagna.
1:57
Domain expansion - Double Cheeked Crop Duster
4:39 Dude, Devil May Cry 3 song was my banger and Points of Authority from Linkin Park is god tier.
12:39 epic Akatsuki theme starts playing I'm getting hyped now😂😂
That tactical burger king would be something you would see out of fallout, but nuka cola.
4:09 Y2K man... Y2K hit him HARD XD Took him years to recover.
3:57 The Toys 'R Us giraffe will never forget...
4:42 this speaks to me.
Same
Me 24/5
Jeffrey the Giraffe got real in 2001.
He saw things.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
He saw the turtle scene from Master of disguise
My father lived off bratwurst, every time he had visitation he would cut the skin off and make them into little patties with an egg fit breakfast.
Really a bratwurst was every meal for him.
In my early living on my own years I lived near a meat packing factory, they made a lot of products. They sold the defects (not perfect looking) for dirt cheap. Called them odds, and ends was like $10 for a box of 100 corndogs which always had at least 140 corndogs. Those went a long way in my first apartment.
Corn dogs and maple syrup with a scrambled egg goes MF hard in the paint!!!!
4:40 finally one of my people, our mind's psychically battling WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!
Dude, Noble, I Still have imaginary fight scenes in my head to kick ass music! It's fun and epic, and if they sinc up just right, i get a rush of adrenaline and goosebumps! That's when i know i have a perfect idea for a scene, that I'll sadly never be able to share.
"I don't get 6 packs anymore"
~Noble
2024
Of course it's the Bri'ish and their pronunciation! 🤣 Whats good, Noble? Hope you're doing well.
4:37 same and still going 😂
Noble: “goblins are meant to be ugly that you kill”
Rimaru: *brings noble to tempest where he’s surrounded by goblins* “you were saying?”
In the game Potioncraft, my name for my potions of poison is "Anti-Cusco"
8:22 No wonder he can be so corny at times 😂
2:07 bro hAD A bit TOO MUCH CHIPOLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
and that taco bell
7:55 just like the tactical ice cream barge. demoralize and overpower your enemies by staying well fed.
7:38 just think if call of duty just had these instead of any air support lmao
"tactical bruger king ready"
"enemy burger king in your area"
Noble: you can't milk me for money that easy
Ashley: yes i can
"Nibble Noble action"
7:46 this reminds me of a story I heard from another RUclipsr “Ryan Macbeth” when he was stationed in Egypt, doing peacekeeping missions in the 90s they had more chicken patties and they could eat. Meanwhile, the Egyptian border guards they were stationed alongside, only got meat when they rotated back to their base, and even then it was crappy meat that was barely edible.
that song meme and imaginary fight stuck with me. I always think "Speed of Sound" would be an epic high speed battle where your main character solo storms a castle to steal the princess. i really want to see that animated in an anime art style.
7:44 witness the power of this fully operational burger king!
1:30 🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️‼️
The first one is called shin music
9:15 birds when they see a bag of food for them...
8:43
Is it because of the submarine?
Y s
“Hey, guys, welcome back to another episode of MIFF!”
There. That’s what the introduction should be
7:33 DON'T DO IT MAN!!! SHE'S A RED FLAG! JUST A LIVING RED FLAG!
at 4:18 my cat stepped on my computer, the irony
Playing fighting games while having Spotify on will always be fun 4:36
7:29 *[insert that new catchy-sounding deer anime song meme here]*
11:14 "Bible Noble" 😏
Oh wow, never been this early to a Lost Pause video. How’s everyone doing today?
having Burger King on the battlefield makes it feel like you are at home and less stressful when doing missions.
Random Girl: Burning sensation from non-lethal strike, also wound is cauterized by the heat of the lightsaber (still hurts like a bi- uh witch, but still the liver is the only non-muscle organ over there and it can repair itself or be replaced)
Jedi Master: Blood floods into lungs from the severed artery, suffocating her slowly from fatal strike
Yea that is a horrible way to go
As someone who had an orange cat agreed. She was like a tiger, she was wily and chaotic, meanwhile her sister was a lion, lazy, but still in charge. As fierce as the orange one could be, as lazy as her sister was laying around eating (ironic thing is she had garfield energy but was all white with some black splotches here and there while her sister was chaotic), if Kira rolled up on her sister she'd still get shown who was boss. We named her Kira (before I watched Death Note lol but still fitting her) because it meant sunshine.
Sadly she passed away 2 years ago, her sister last year. Weirdly both had mouth cancer, a year apart, her sister was fine didn't have one, then suddenly got one exactly a year later, and we had to put them down because they couldn't eat. They were my moms cats but me and Kira were more buddies than I was with her sister. At my mom's old house when no one else was around or sleeping, in the bathroom I'd turn the faucet on, and she'd hop onto the counter and drink from it. Even when I moved out, whenever I'd visit she'd recognize me right away. She was how I found out how to properly approach a cat, learning that like 50% of cats like or don't like their noses rubbed, at a young age I stroked her nose, she was startled taken aback, but slowly approaching letting her know I meant no harm I kept lightly brushing her nose. To which she enjoyed it as much as being pet as she got older, always wanting me to rub her nose.
She was the hunter between the 2, would chase after mice... she'd let them go, wouldn't kill them, thus proving how much more chaotic she was lol, torturing the things, the thrill of the hunt. Couldn't count on either of them to hunt mice, because she'd toy with them and her sister was too lazy to care. I went with my mom when we had to put her down, stroked her nose letting her know I was there, and everything was ok. Just like my dog a few years prior (another story, golden retriever black lab mix, sorry Pepper), I also looked for a song I felt embodied them on the way home, couldn't think of anything... then right when we hit our town St Elmo's fire played on the radio. Such a perfect fit, her fiery orange and white striped coat, her fiery personality.
"you're just a prisoner trying to break free. I can see a new horizon, underneath the blazin sky, I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher" ... "take me where the future's lyin ST Elmo's Fire" feels very... fitting. Her fiery blazing fur and passion, she's now free of her suffering.
"soon be home, only just a few miles down the road. I can make it, I know I can. You broke the boy in me, but you won't break THE MAN" She's on her way home, to be with her "sister" my dog Pepper in the big farm in the sky... and well we burry our pets at my grandparents farm, our own little pet cemetery. She's not a kitten anymore, she's a tiger, flying across the sky, as well as I'm not a boy anymore, it hurts but... death is a part of life, it is inevitable, we just gotta be grateful for the time we did have with them.
"my time is now, I'M COMING ALIVE" now ok I should've said this before I'm not that religious, but I'm not adverse to the possibility, not atheist, maybe one could call me agnostic... and the idea behind if there are afterlives is that you've ascended to a new life. You're truly free, your soul burning, alive.
"I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea. I can feel ST Elmo's Fire BURNING WITHIN ME *BUUURNIN BURNIN IN ME* I can feel it burnin OOOOOoooooh burnin inside of me..." She was a free spirit, willing to challenge any obstacle, chaotic, unburdened... and again her fiery personality, burning inside her... and now burning in me.
Apologies this is so long and I'm acting like an old man recounting tales but... sometimes you just need to reflect on those moments in life.
Voice: I like these Sting-keeee-ah Memes 😂
oh god, the poison/venoumus post is LEGENDARY
My absolut favorite post ever
I still imagine fight scenes in my head. It's just that now they are a lot more detailed and with more narrative weight
This video made me laugh a lot more than usual. Thanks noble I needed that.
My uncle has a picture of a sad male lion next to his mate I told him what special meaning for this picture he told me it's a reminder of the woman who stole his balls my grandma just looked at him and said dam right
Noble: let's pretend that didn't happen...
Me: NEVAR!!!😂
Can we just appreciate the fact that Eevee still has the $20 bill tho
It's responsible with its money
Yes, I like this sort of thing & would like to see it become a series.
I was rolling this whole episode, what a great compilation. Thanks, man!
04:00 That logo from 2001 was during the CGI live action hybrid commercials, where Jeffery The Giraffe would talk to the audience or the characters using a real giraffe. CGI was pretty huge in the late 90s early 2000s and seeing CGI live action hybrids like those was a pretty new thing at the time. But yeah, many parents had complaints about the commercials being pretty scary for children and then they resorted back to either the 2007 logo or the 1990s version of the character.
11:30 Also, for some reason they spell it as "Cinnamon" even though it should be spelled "Cinnamin" as in "Cinnah-Minute". But instead it's like pronouncing "Cinnamon" (Sin-Auh-Min) and not get the idea of calling those rolls "Cinema Monster Rolls" but the monster rolls are made of cinnamon, sugar, and bread.
STING-KEE
Best moment 1:05 😂
7:37 Logistical flex 💪. If you hear a mighty roar…
Bro you guys are just refreshing your pages until you see the upload aren't you
To be fair that tactical Burger King is legitimately a terrifying display of logistics even if it’s being used for one of the most absurd reasons…
having American fast food while on overseas deployment is a HUGE morale boost! well worth the money spent!
4:00 - He saw the towers go down. Everything changed for him after that.
The first meme weirder me out a bit but I love the new quote.
“Nibble Noble Acton”
-Noble 6/8/2024
"Goblins are meant to be ugly, nasty things that you kill"
Fellow Nok-Nok fans, it is time to riot!
I don't know what or who that is, but as a guest of the Wandering Inn, I stand with you.
I will also look it up now
Edit: oooooh
@@IrideaeSnowbloom Yeah, that little fucker is adorkable.
My face hurt with how hard I was laughing at the air fart spray. 😂 Tears are still running down my face!
I am now realizing I have almost the exact same sense of humor as noble 😹😹😹
"NIBBLE NOBLE" 2024. I WAS HERE
10:24
Poor Scooby.
He must've seen the Velma show.
I perhaps enjoyed this video the most this year. Made me laugh so hard multiple times, that every time, my diaphragm hurt. Thanks Donut Man.
That dudes butt can destroy whole cities and that cat running away like Tom xD
Lol the titanic spike is the surviers dieing out
Imaginary fights on your head during highschool? I still do it to this day!
"No category"
"My kind of humor"
Sir that is a category
4:37 guilty.
4:44 I listen to classical music, meaning the things that go on in my head is just chase scenes from songs like William Tell Overture or In the Hall of The Mountain King, or Enter the Gladiator, at that point, it's just a damn circus
Very chuckletastic!
5:18 there's this RUclips channel dungeon soup who has done some very entertaining DnD theme animations and there's one where the goblin is the biggest hero in the world. 😂
Are you telling me a dog corned that.... wait....
Nice to know me and noble have the same sense of humor
Please do a Project Moon video Mr. Lost Paust!
9:28 blame Fallout NV
After seeing so many videos of people saying what they love and hate about America and the usual top hate is 'No Bidet', I installed one. One of my better decisions.
He don't like 'em... Noble don't like goblins... Euaaaagh!!!
3:01
"And the it opened my chocolate eye."