KNOWING YOUR COLOSSAL 60ft TALL PRETTY WIFE ISN'T REAL - Video Game Memes
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My biggest disappointment for the Thousand Year Door remake is that Goombella just calls Ms. Mowz a shameless flirt now instead of calling her a cheap floozy like she did twenty years ago.
It's closer to the original Japanese translation.
@@Doi- I knoooooow, but cheap floozy was hilarious!
@@BirdieSenpai understood
I mean that's basically the same thing, but...
and that the dossnt call out the 3 goombas that try and flirt with her at the start (being they dotn flit with her anymore)
"It doesn't matter if you play as a boy or a girl, someone will think you're gay."
- Mongolian Proverb
I'm reminded of a similar ancient proverb: "As long as you're happy, you're gay"
@@chaosstripe9446 The fact that "gay" use to just mean happy makes that funnier.
@@kaiseryuuki4098
Pretty sure thats the joke lol.
I love the idea of Bow being King Boo's daughter! It's so brilliant!
it makes perfect sense
yeah agree
Oh yeah 😏
I once read a fanfic where this was true but that king boo was gender fluid and in love with Luigi
"At least Ranni's real."
Yes, the infamously tall Ranni "I sit on a stack of books on my throne" the Witch.
in a body thats not my original
The same Ranni who shoved her soul into a Puppet with four arms... and its presumed that her original body was burned at one of the towers
See, I would take Priscilla, Yorshka, or Shanalot (DS2 Emerald Hearld)
@@ButteryGoodnessINC Priscilla 100% fluffy tail ftw
3:15 so Queen Marika is a reverse Rouge the bat situation, instead of her face being crotch height to you your face is crotch height to HER.
Wow, even better~😮😏
best position
"me and Mario are just friends"
"oh thank god, i thought id have to explain all these hickies" *tugs down shirt collar *
Mario and Link NTR always confuses me because both those characters are swimming in women who would love to fluff them
"Mario and I are just friends." I don't even ship them and I feel Mario's internal pain.
That probably hurt more than any of the other things that Mario has been hit with
3:44 "nothing bad ever happens in Brazil"
*proceeds to write a 420 page essay about everything bad that happened in Brazil*
To be fair, that's every country, really
Except the moon, nothing bad ever happens on the moon, yes I realize the moon isn't a country
@@4ardW0rKINGbarn1CAL Majora says otherwise. 😛
@@Xeromm And Eggman.
There is an old thread from reddit or 4chan where some guy from Brazil said that when he was a teenager he had done his business and accidentally got some stuff inside the disk tray of his new Sega dreamcast. Whang! has a video on it, shit was funny as hell. I assumed the post was a reference to that but I could be wrong but based on noble's reaction he may also know this particular cursed deep lore of the internet.
Why are you surprised Marika is tall, it's a Soulsborne game. Damn near _everyone_ is taller than the player
3:40 TBF, in Brazil most consoles were cracked to play pirated games. I remember that up to the XBOX 360 era, most games were pirated here. Heck, most kids had a Playstation 2 but I never saw an original PS2 disk
Yeah, Brazilian here, it's exactly that
"She will dress like that, if I dress like this. Therefor, I am dressed like this." ~Cosplayer guy, probably
No, no. Marika's real. She is. Let me have this. lol
2:16 I love this meme of showing a weird space in a house, and asking what people would use it for.
Bowser: Peach, We need to talk. If You don’t date Mario, Mario will never save You. You can only Date anyone who Save You. These are Nintendo Rules.
13:05 knowing Bowser offbrand.... big fat SHELL
You going to say shell right mario?
@@loganshaw4527 ....yes shell right mario
7:09 Noble... It was literally established that she's NINE FEET TALL, there's no getting around the fact that *that* being the case is KIND OF A GIVEN! 🤣
Alcina: “You too?”
Queen Marika: “Yes.”
Alcina: “And what about her?” (Point at the Colossal Waifu(Gunshad)
Queen Marika: “She’s probably next too.”
Alcina: “How nice.”
who's gunshad?
@@danielaverbuck5475
11:45
Guy behind that Comic.
Giant waifus 😅
I don't drink alcohol, but if I were Bowser I'd take Mario out for....fun, why not. Peach straight up eviscerated him.
7:59 - Gigahill - Now that’s an improvement to the travesty that recently happened!
0:30 best optional partner? She’s the only optional partner
Exactly it's not exactly hard to beat the competition if the is any.
@@jonmcknight18And yet Mowz still manages to nearly lose the competition outside of the casaul audience in the original game.
He means the series most likely
There is Dashel in Super Paper Mario if you want to count the Pixls.
@@7Marx7and piccolo
11:32 This is exactly why I love the transmogrification feature in Diablo 3 because you can have any armor that you want and have it look however you want the stats can be whatever they are you can have any sort of armor piece that you want and you could just make it fit your favorite set because that's just one of the magics that they have.
8:27 I love this headcanon as well, it's both funny and adorable 💖
4:00 My curiosity got the best of me & had to see what this was referencing... 3 seconds later I regretted that decision. 😃
Now I’m curious, please tell me
3:20 death by snu snu.
😂😂
3:50
Commies are trying to take over brazil.
because of course they fucking are
god sometimes I really hate humanity
3:42 (piracy joke)
Crossbreed Pricilla is real, with her bare feet, and fluffy tail.
0:07 if Thousand-Year Door was Abridged.
Maybe someone is working on it with the remake.
For that armor not matching but have good stats, I felt that so hard in Destiny 2!
Now that transmog is a thing, it's not so bad.
"You know, I'm something of a gamer myself."
13:03 Peach found out about my addiction to power rush badges.
If we’re pronouncing 9S as ‘Nines’, I’m going to start pronouncing 2B as ‘Toob’.
Toob. 😎
1:19 most in-character response he could ever say
I look forward to this daily! Thanks, Noble!
12:14 you forgot 1 tall dark souls woman that is REAL Pricilla
TRUE
Here we see Mario getting all these women to flirt with him, only for him To be simping for a princess that canonically doesn't like him like that as seen in Super Mario Odyssey where she rejects both Mario and Bowser. Mario deserves better.
I have only played up to Mario 64 so I don't really have any say in this. But I remember watching my nephew play Odyssey and seeing that. I thought to myself why is he trying so hard she doesn't care about him. Dude needs to get out of them pipes and find a new profession or go back to jumping barrels.
7:25 thank you for that generous camera angle and pose. 😊
queen marika might be big but she can be toppled
7:20 - 7:42 - Talk about insane.
Now I'm not as short as the Tarnished... but (Daffy Duck playing in my head)... mother. We must decide gentlemen, mother of mothers, or blue skinned many arms witch lady that you marry.
3:10 even some female tarnished do the same with radagon
3:46 _what happened to that Dreamcast_
Search for "Leonam's Journey"... if you REALLY want to know
you wanna know?
you will sorely regret it probably
Why yes,@@togeluga_the_cat, I do want to know.
He was modified to play pirate games, this is very common here in Brasil
7:31
So the whole thing was a crazy Yakuza moment?
1:30 how about both, both is good
12:43 she is a shadow and flurrie is a wind spirit. not far-removed from ghosts
10:02
What the hell is this guy's problem?
10:07
Hey, fuck you, Needlenose!
Don't interrupt my time with Mitsuru.
Man I miss Dark Souls 1 so much
1:50
Team Fortress turret.
11:42 lol not me in monster hunter where I have a female charecter with so many different armor pieces/trinkets and a greatsword is even different.
Thank you for the videos
Thanks Whang! I wish I didn't know that Dreamcast story.
I don’t and I need to know
Ah poor poor Mario XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
4:53 bro is gonna kill something just to fix his controller 😭😭
Today I learned I'm taller than Tarnished
3:43
Nothing ever haped in brasil!
The most gigantic rain brasil ever seen:
So you don't remember the boy who accidentally ejaculate on the Dreamcast driver lens. (What a waste of a good Dreamcast)
The miss mouse thing reminds me of that Batman hiding skit.
The npc mario looks pretty cool
BG3 mods can be wild sometimes
3:50 BRAZIL MENTIONED
Calling yourself a massive gamer when we all know you’re a short gamer lol
1:50 install galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer
5:03 _I'M_ winning, son.
"Have you ever heard of Silent Hill?"
Well, how can I hear about it since it's SILENT?
The scream blyaaaaaaaaaaa is :Fuuuuckiiiiiiiiing
13:07 mario is definitly thinking that the next time he kidnap her, bowser can have her.. XD
God I haven’t watched you in years! Holy fook
And this is why I always wait to see a person's face and neck to make sure that they're female before I say anything otherwise you get caught in this situation and he didn't say pause or no Diddy💯🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:39
That Mario as seen by everyone else in the game...
I think I have a new video game crush.
Those Mario 64 edits were based af and love the elden ring memes
10:00 this made me crack up so early in the morning 😂
9:40 the extra funny part is that before this Raiden was shot by a *fireball*
5:25 Sadly, my son destroys me in computer games regularly.
But, to be fair, I wreck his world in table top and boardgames.
Yes. I'm an old school boomer type. 😞
she wouldnt have opened that page if she didnt want that mod
Knight: I begth thy pardon
Ah, Skies of Arcadia. I remember several years back now wandering into a GameStop and finding a copy of the Gamecube Version long after I no longer had a Dreamcast. Sadly it wasn't in it's original case, no booklet, but I was like the hell with it. It's Skies of Arcadia. Go back a couple months later (I had been other times in the interim but those aren't important) and the dude that was there when I bought it remembered me and just looks at me.
"Oh, hey, you bought that copy of Skies of Arcadia a while back. So, we had someone bring in another cube version with the book and the case." I didn't really know where it was going and he just takes it out of a drawer, puts the disc in one of the store cases, and just hands me the original case and book. Absolute win.
Real
2:10 probably has something to do with that (unofficial) sm64 maker coming out not too long ago
Speaking of Skies of Arcadia there is new game inspired by it called Sky Oceans.
Wow this is some really good editing cuz it almost look real anyone for the slight delay when the second guy fell in the hole plus you would have fell forward not fall on his knees directly into the hole💯🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 7:22
6:37 channel name notsafe
As Brazilian i Can explain the meme of Dreamcast and that is all disks of the games here is pirated since The original ones in that time was Very expensive
noble playing playing games with his son. doin doin doin doin your mom
More delicious and dungeon memes please
3:25 The ideal lvl
4:17 nah man in Phantas Sar omline 2 - NGS my 3 playable characters
are Deadpool , Sarscream (G1 transformer) , and Lil from well... here. they make for some really fun storyline cut scenes lol XD
12:10 Naruto? You good, Noble?
Saying 🥚 even though someone else already said it.
And not caring 😂
Paper Mario be the rizzler fr fr
5:05 Dad, I'd be more upset if you didn't. - son
3:44
Melhor do mundo🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I guess it's time to check for mods again.
Peach...ouch.
yo noble have you seen the new update trailer for palworld, the updates coming on the 27th i cant wait so much new stuf weapons pals and a new island plus arena pvp!
So I put the Malenia arm on one side and the Rauru's arm on the other... Soon I shall be the ultimate fantasy cyborg and no-one can stop me!
9:30 actually maybe that’s why king boo traps mario in the painting he may not like luigi but he loves his daughter so maybe he wanted to give it to her as a gift to uh hmhm do her business
Hope maybe you do get to do paper Mario exclusive memes and comics, or even murder drone exclusive memes and comics, since you did it for TADC too
8:30
So now the daughter of King Boo likes Mario?
Love from a SkyDieRay and Vaush fan!
7:37 what Kiryu doing here in real life? 😂
"One of the best optional partners"
She's the _only_ optional partner...
ALL EYES ON GAZA