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Gardevoir is the EMBRACE pokemon.
If they don't want to let you go, you're not getting away.
Gardevoir is a guardian angel…. There is no escape….
Yes and there is a Chance it's Fifty Percent Male or Fifty Percent Female
Me and my down bad mind: “I see this as an absolute win!”
@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8So what you're saying is that Gardevoir is a Yandere? Because if so, we would have our first ever Yandere in Pokemon besides Jessiebelle.
@@123spurks pretty much…
She’d take very good care of you though… so it’s probably worth the downsides of being pretty much cut off from society…
Noble: "Go touch some dough!"
Me, a cook at Pizza Hut: *Internal Screaming*
Donut nightmares right there
I want pizza now
@@ricardohoang8452 You poor thing, we shall suffer together, you and I!
Let's touch this bread!
Chino is going to end up getting a huge bonus for doing a silly dance now. Though who would want to see noble and Chino have a pokemon battle and see who'd win?
Yeah and the loser stream funi dance
Hehehehe petition this
My money is on Chino
Gardevoir is one of the most dangerous Pokemon of all. It can learn:
Charm and Attract to emotionally manipulate you
Hypnosis to forcefully manipulate you if the previous moves didn't work
Draining Kiss is pretty self-explanatory
Flash to... you know... "flash" you
Safeguard to protect itself from the "side-effects"
Disable, Mean Look and Thunder Wave to keep you from leaving or fighting back
Encore to force you to keep going every time you think you're "done"
and Destiny Bond to force you into a more permanent relationship.
OH SHIT
Draining kiss also steals youre energy
This is also ignoring the incredibly powerful psychic power they can command, they could just obliterate everything sround you as a threat as well
But due to it's Pokedex, it will prioritize their trainers safety. It can be considered the most dangerous Pokemon to the trainers chastity..
@don lee Literally a Yandere
2:10 honestly, all these moves on a Female Pokémon would be terrifying...
You know Destiny bond kinda sound like a way for a Pokémon to force marriage.
Like think about it.
Or I guess it could be seen as Romantic to some ya know real Romeo and Juliet type stuff.
@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 "Until death do us part"
and you literally could have a gardevoir with this moveset
We all know the most scary female pokemon move:
Gigaton Hammer
Especially if it’s a Vaporeon
“Normal Gardevoir, Thicc Gardevoir or Alpha Gardevoir”
Normal Gardevoir: “You can only choose one.”
Thicc Gardevoir: “And the other one will steal you.”
Alpha Gardevoir: “And you can never escape them.”
Shota trainer: (Panik)
Thicc Alpha
20 years of Gardevoir fetishes (2003-2023)
Alpha because she’s crazy enough to always protect the trainer
Trainer: I see this as an absolute win!
@@ricardohoang8452
21, in Japan November 2002 RS released, everywhere else was 2003, America was March, Australia April, and Europe July.
"Do you have protection?"
"Daruk's Protection is ready."
"Okay then, will you be gentle?"
"URBOSA'S FURY IS READY!"
Gardevoir being everyone's waifu since 2003.
For 20 years now
Gardevoir best Pokémon Waifu
As a Onee-Chan or a Mom
Gardevoir carried ne in the 7th gym
@@DSMCasual I agree without a shadow of a doubt
Nah
5:10 ~ You think Daruk and Mipha watching is strange? The other two are his (self-appointed) rival and the closest she had to a step-mother!
Imagine Urbosa doing the whole "embarrassing mother" routine, while Rivale keeps saying he could do better.
"You know, Link, *I*'d still be going strong." -Revali
I imagine Urbosa would be cheering them on
what do the codes lead to?
Noble has no idea what he's unleashed upon the world by giving the fans the thought of sad cat Chino.
......God damn it I wanna try drawing that now....
2:15 friendly reminder that it can also learn Flash.
8:52 let’s just say I’ve always been a bit jealous of Taro
Flash…? *realization* oh….. (censored)
@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 yeah I just realized she keeps her completely stand back by shoving the flashlight up her a- *gets shot*
@@Lotus_Monk1 It’s much worse than that
@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 why is it bloody brown?
Well, when you say Flash like that, as a Mother 3 player, and someone who likes seeing Ness gameplay in SSBU, do you wanna kill someone at 50% at the ledge?
Now I get what this means, and...
Dear God.
That "power of friendship" one honestly made me laugh... for a totally different reason.
I was watching 2 Super Sentai specials, the ones that were adapted in Power Rangers for Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue and Time Force... and one of the attacks a Sentai Ranger used was literally called Friendship Attack.
I laughed so hard because, even as a Brony, Friendship Attack sounds so silly.
Even Princess Twilight, the literal Princess *of Friendship* would've heard that and gone "... that sounded really lame, dude"
The fact that it's been decades and people still can't stand this Pokémon Gardevoir in her swimsuit is insane.
t h e
W H A T
"I'm aroused by both men and women that are clowns" -Noble 2023
10:52
Buggy-sama is too irresistible.
That's not even my Gardevoir Lily's moveset. She's had Hypnosis, Dream Eater, Future Sight, and Psychic since 2002. No Charm, no Draining Kiss, no Attract, and no Destiny Bond. She's a good girl who behaves and annihilates her opponents.
Unless they're a dark type, lmao.
@@Bladehound83 I always made sure not to have her fight Sydney's team, lol.
That hypnosis is why you think she's a good girl... Whenever she's naughty she can easily knock you out and then eat her way into your dreams and your recollection of the offensive incident.
@@Raigius also if she forgot to do it, she would have future sight to back her up
She uses Future Sight to chose her next actions, Hypnosis to cuddle up to your body, Dream Eater to keep you from from dreaming of her rivals for your attention, and Psychic to keep her touch unnoticed when you wake up.
1:23 I'ma need some sause
Yes ill just leave this here for when our hero comes
...
still no sauce?
2:33
Well I mean Gardevoir IS a Fairy type, and Fairy types tend to be evil.
Still, I really like Gardevoir. Looks headpattable.
Not _all_ Fae are Evil, but a majority are at least *mischievous in nature.* There is precedent for an Evil Gardevoir, however...
In the Pokémon Trading Card Game, the story behind a few of the sets involved *a Shiny Mega Gardivoir* breaking through and Invading a Parallel World _with other Mega-Evolved Pokémon._ While initially hard-pressed against such power, the resisting Pokémon discovered _their own_ method to push past their limits: *BREAK Evolution!*
While the Story was left open-ended to be finished by the players, it's probably assumed that the _Mega Gardevoir was defeated_ and pushed back to their own World. But that just means it could recuperate and *try another Parallel World...*
Fairies are witches.
Fae are neither good nor evil. They’re fae. They don’t operate by our own understanding of morality.
I know where that first one goes. It's non family friendly stuff then gets surprisingly wholesome
It gets very sussy sus impostor among us war
0:17 What?Eevee is evolving
Congratulations!Your Eevee evolved into a shieldveon!
rock type right?... rock type... right?
Okay, as horrifying as a Chino Sad Cat dance would be, I kind of want to see it now.
I blame you Noble.
1:35 could you please give us the link to this comic so we can avoid it? :3
Yes we must avoid it at all costs.....
8:25 Yor gives Yuri water from a Vaporeon
Yuri: BLURGHHHHHH!!!!! That was refreshing.
Dude the amount of rare candys are rotting away and dissolving in the Vaporeon stomach acid
7:25 Can confirm, bread dough is pretty satisfying to knead. Would recommend, you even get warm, fresh baked bread to eat after.
11:58 Random italien:
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Yeah
1:24 Wait, she's got POCKETS!?
Ambigous Gardevoir thumbnails never gets old....Gg Noble😎
1:55 wasn't that a concept called "training the trainer" as Brock called it with that one Lucario
The sauce for Scorbunny/Raboot comic is by a guy named Gudlmok99 and yes, there is sex.
Thank you, kind fellow!
Thank you for understanding
10:27 is this where we tell him he messed one up at the very bottom... sorry inner demon chimed in
2:48
Run, kid!
Sauce?
3:33
*Me with a polymerization card in my hand* "I wonder what would happen?"
I dont play Vampire decks i dont even know if there is a Vampire Fusion monster
@@aewcz7897 I don't really play Yu-Gi-Oh to be honest. I just thought it would be funny because of an old iphone meme I saw
T O O B A D Y O U L E T A Y U G I O H N E R D S E E T H I S
Is the "fox girls are better" comic still being made? I hope so
14:06 The joke is that it's an actual jelly filled doughnut.
1:05 Link of the story please!
Shhhhhh here.
Beware it's NSFW
rebel raboot.
8:30
Ok so, about this I have a theory
Yes, you can use the fire from fire types to heat stuff up
Can use the plant powers from plant types to grow stuff
The water from water types wouldn't be potable water, since it would be not filtered, but simply _pure_ water, and the human organism doesn't handle completely pure water well
8.02 Hmmmmmm, got something to say Noble? XD
12:17 i wouldnt mind some AfterEight and some coffee
1:42 Oh god (flashbacks) DONT CONTINUE TRUST ME
I did that buddy and now I hate that fucking Rabbit
That Vaporeon reminds me of the aliens that spit green goo into cups at Pizza Planet.
11:00That's actually really clever and also super funny whoever made this really thinks outside the box because I never even considered that Honey Nut Cheerios is my second favorite cereal and I've been eating it for years💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:56 *Grabs AL Taihou or Roon, whichever is closer* I CHOOSE INSANITY AND FIREPOWER!
3:08
About time!
No more of this power of friendship excuse.
4:04 - It gets better. She's the head of a construction office which means she's putting in work physically, so that punch has gotta hurt.
Also, big shoutout to her construction homies. Absolute ride-or-die. At the end of the manga, they basically jump the offender the instant they found out she was getting harrassed.
Imaging the jojo kicking while he is down scene
@@ShadowCatGaming26 Yup. I wish it was the case. I could imagine her homies kicking the offender down.
Then the husband sighs, takes a sip of wine and joins in.
HELL yeah
@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
That's even better lmao 😂 the sips
wine reference will be world class
mfs turn from a construction crew to the fuckin yakuza
10:21
Me, who just decided to clean up my dorm a few hours before both of my finals(yes they're on the same day): *I'm in this picture and I don't like it.*
7:18 Why does nobles Spongebob impression sound like Ben Shapiro on helium.
9:07 at least nemona didn’t kill her friends
As far as you know she hasn't killed any of her friends
yet
7:52 _There can be no hope in this hell, no hope at all._
3:25
Dio
1:50 there's a debate and after the whimsicott episode it's beloved that many of them are just wearing outfits, Lucario, the Entire Cinderace line, and most the rest that are "animal with cloths" are just... Animals with cloths.
14:46 He called Potato "Donut"!!! The donut memes infected him! After all this time!
7:45 it's been a while since I've seen a darkest dungeon meme
3:39 What no Seras Victoria? She's like the original vampire waifu...
I know its late but for the person that was asking which eeveelution to choose, i’d say espeon, umbreon, or glaceon since if they’re going to keep the rest of the team the same, they already have the other eevee types covered.
You know, it was a struggle between Vaporeon for the memes or one of those 3. I'd probably pick Glaceon because of its movepool in that game. Too bad Potato had a physical moveset.
Nobel, It's not my intention to arouse you but... you're not a clown, you're the entire circus!
2:22 It’s not that bad, Gardevoir just really likes you that she wants to be with you forever…….
Hehe, yep 😳
A little Reference:
I will take you down because you coming with me.
ᵈᵉˢᵗⁱⁿʸ ᵇᵒⁿᵈ
It isn’t as bad as the internet is making it out to be even if the gardevoir was a yandere I seriously doubt it’d put your life in jeopardy
Besides if it came down to it, I’d probally take Gardevoir Lmao
@@shadowentity777 I will be the last you see, it's irony.
12:31 Noble becomes the Potion Seller
6:40 Noble has no self-control. Puts the "no" in Noble if you know what I'm saying.
That was a really funny moment btw.
12:33 Dang even Cino has had enough.
Those 7 codes are just random button mashed codes, the poster did not bother with real codes, number 3 and 4 dont even exist yet
Did..did Noble just admit he swings both ways?
As long as they're clowns, though. All hail Buggy-sama!
4:00.. She knows starts playing in the background
The vampire I pick will be the one the only
DIO
[ZA ZAWARUDO]
The scariest pokemon move...
GIGATON HAMMER
I’m naming my new Pokémon ‘Mashed’. You can’t change my mind.
14:34 Hehehe! The person who drew that must've been quite... SUS! Hehehe!
i freaking love uncle from another world as it does one of my all time favorite manga ideas! what would happen if the main character of an isekai went home with his powers?
Can You Imagine if They Made Destiny Bond as in Ability
No
*Fanmade Ability:* Abyssal Sacrifice
- If this Pokémon is knocked out by an attacking move, the opponent faints with it.
It would be stupidly broken. Even more than Shadow Tag.
The illusive eevurtle in it's natural environment,
So majestic, and floofie
12:39 Cino coming over and going “Okay, bro, Stop!” Is just making me all giggly. And I love it!
9:50 Now that I have seen the scene, this is even funnier.
Teach a Girl to sing Video Game OST, your face becomes like this.
The Succubus's brother is just young, the incubus heritage comes in when he becomes a teen.
Sauce?
Zelda would not ask link to use protection. She needs to continue to royal bloodline.
9:34 Can't believe I've seen the fifth one
Chino putting in "Fortunate Son" at 3:16 was fucking PERFECT.
GIVE THAT MAN (or woman) A RAISE!
Chino's a dude
14:48 Noble calls Potato “Doughnut”. 🍙
I wonder if it would be more of a worrying move-set if that Gardevoir replaced Charm with Hypnosis...
3:47 My vampire of choice is Evangeline A.K. McDowell
She can be either a loli or an onee-sama, is constantly dressed in provocative clothes, plays retro games naked in her free time, will not hesitate to come to your rescue, but above all else, is a very strict teacher. Loves headpats too!
A Fellow Man of Culture. understandable. but she's already taken by Negi-kun
Did you forget Brock's croagunk uses poison jab to snap Brock back to reality when he goes crazy in love?
7:07 FAN ARTISTS GET HIM
12:10 MINT IS GOOD AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
0:01 “potato, you need to get inside this/the ball” that’s what she said
7:44 Okay, I completely forgot how amazing his voice acting actually is. How does he get his voice that raspy and deep?!
4:32 reference to one peace dnd for duros
10:55 maybe another reference to one peace dnd
I would have been more worried if those attacks the Gardevoir had was down by one each
2:00 Noble doesn't want to think about pokemon using hypnosis on humans, but in Gen 1 and 4 it was made clear that Hypnos would lure little girls into the woods and hypnotize them for unspecified reasons. Gen 1 got away with a lot of stuff like that.
14:45 potato is now donut
Fun fact Raboot that’s it’s for, but he can put his hand in it like a hoodie, so yeah
1:15 if you tell me that henkuma made this comic, i would believe it.
2:19 you know, as a set, this isn’t the worst
Charm - Odd for a Gardevoir but a decent move
Draining Kiss - Just a solid stab move
Attract - Situational, but potentially REALLY freaking annoying
Destiny Bond - Iron Valiant runs this for a reason
3:54 I feel that's from sakimichan great artist
New Eeveelution unlocked: Turtleon 🐢🦊
13:15 the only right name for Eevee
The Kid with the elder Succubus-Sister is easy to solve: either the Succubus is adopted or a step-sister - or the girl / boy has to evolve in it´s final form.
and: everyone knows that you can drink the water from a water-type pokemone - but only if it´s freshly squeezed out.
4:06 As a vanilla "enthusiast" per to say, this truly put a smile on my face.
Well we drink milk from cows, so what wrong with drinking water from a Pokemon lol
2:55 different father?
8:47 “How does it pee Red!?! HOW?!?”
Professor Kukui commonly experiences Pokemon attacks as part of his job, he hasn't died yet so I think it's safe to say that all Pokemon attacks are Non-Lethal. Also, Sun stones and Moon Stones have worked for Eevee to evolve since gen 8 I believe.
Vague meme : go touch some dough
Me, a baker : haha checkmate
2:11 someone out there has given all these moves to their gardevoir and that person..
you fool you fell for it thunder cross split attack!
"-the real choice is monica and-"
Monica: J U S T M O N I C A
Really Wishing Noble would actually source the comics in the videos. Cuz I really want to save that Scorbunny comic.
Potato should fit in the ball, just squeeze him in. Worked with my mimikyu