Everything Wrong With Elf In Many Merry Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2019
  • Elf is a new holiday classic for millions. It has heart, humor, and Will Ferrell at his best. But it makes no damn sense. And there are lots of sins.
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  • @renee2746
    @renee2746 4 года назад +4048

    Hearing Jeremy call the fat raccoon “chonky” has removed all the sins from my life

    • @brittanyvest5781
      @brittanyvest5781 4 года назад +39

      Same here. I instantly got some Kroll/Liz flash backs

    • @ScorpionTamer
      @ScorpionTamer 4 года назад +22

      Does that make him Jesus

    • @OogaBoogaBooga6969
      @OogaBoogaBooga6969 4 года назад +38

      Chonky Bastard is now what I'm going to refer my friends cat as.
      Jeremy is great lol

    • @EternalAnkh
      @EternalAnkh 4 года назад +12

      Jeremy is Jesus: confirmed

    • @matthewcox69
      @matthewcox69 4 года назад +13

      At my school, the racoons are so fat they barely fit in the trashcans

  • @Mikoyo15
    @Mikoyo15 4 года назад +1772

    The fact that Buddy who is a human, managed to survive a lifetime on a candy diet

    • @GCEXTREMEMN
      @GCEXTREMEMN 4 года назад +159

      And not be an obese diabetic nonetheless

    • @stevenporter7065
      @stevenporter7065 4 года назад +92

      It's through the power of "Christmas magic" or some bullshit like that

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings 4 года назад +65

      Don't forget a childhood of constant, hard unpaid work...And bullying by his co-workers/fellow slaves who are all much shorter than him.

    • @Vahktang
      @Vahktang 4 года назад +55

      Should have added 32 sins, one for each tooth that ought to be missing.
      And add an exponent of sins for wasting Peter Dinklage.

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 4 года назад +30

      @@PenheartKings And the fact after having such a shit life, overworked, bullied, poor-diet he is still a very happy extrovert. Most people would end up depressed and withdrawn if they went through all that all their life.

  • @UnklePeanut
    @UnklePeanut 4 года назад +2398

    I love how CS implies that he, himself, has squared up against a raccoon. Now that's a video I would like to see.

    • @Karin17S
      @Karin17S 4 года назад +15

      Yup

    • @klenovyysirop12
      @klenovyysirop12 4 года назад +28

      We could sin that movie

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 3 года назад +17

      His name is Jeremy, not cinemasins

    • @sourinc9648
      @sourinc9648 3 года назад +24

      @Jono Fancett no the channel is named after him, Cinema sins, he’s Jacksfilms older brother, but instead of a real name and something with movies, he got sins because.... do I need to explain?

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 3 года назад +7

      @@sourinc9648 I see you chose an apt profile name

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled 4 года назад +2262

    Walter: *tells his son to get out of his life*
    Buddy: *leaves*
    Walter: 😧

  • @mentally.ill.spooky
    @mentally.ill.spooky 4 года назад +1480

    The scene where he is roaming around the city before he goes into the elevator was all improvised!!!!!! The cameras just followed him and the only paid actor in that scene was Buddy. Everyone else is an actual pedestrian!!!!!

    • @squiggles7833
      @squiggles7833 4 года назад +75

      That's so cool

    • @julie6858
      @julie6858 4 года назад +234

      Yeah, he went up to a random person and said "sAnTa?"

    • @Trinitysflicks767
      @Trinitysflicks767 4 года назад +28

      THAT IS AWESOME 😂

    • @tattoochef425
      @tattoochef425 4 года назад +106

      I don’t believe that. Do you know how many people they would have to run up to to get consent for filming them and putting them in a movie?

    • @katiecreates2526
      @katiecreates2526 4 года назад +33

      Skull Rings, Knives, Watches it’s true, you can look it up, the rest of the movie was filmed in Canada on sound stages. That’s the only place they filmed on location

  • @lilyquinn1711
    @lilyquinn1711 4 года назад +3992

    Do everything wrong with “The Polar Express.” I dare ya

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 4 года назад +183

      Since it’s come down to that, they need sin the rest of the Santa Clause trilogy.

    • @Yoshikarter1
      @Yoshikarter1 4 года назад +54

      They already did that one.

    • @misshobbity
      @misshobbity 4 года назад +46

      Creepiest movie ever

    • @lilyquinn1711
      @lilyquinn1711 4 года назад +40

      Yoshikarter1 did they? It must have been taken down. Just searched for it and there’s no cinemasins video for it.

    • @Yoshikarter1
      @Yoshikarter1 4 года назад +37

      @@lilyquinn1711 I suspect as much, as I definitely recall watching it at one point before.

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 4 года назад +1431

    you forgot 1 sin, buddy tells the girl that he didn't know she was naked in the shower when they have showers in the north pole

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 4 года назад +40

      Aeyen The Lobster maybe they showered with clothes on in the North Pole?

    • @tattoochef425
      @tattoochef425 4 года назад +68

      Lisa DellaValle they show him showering at one point-he at least has his shirt off. Are we to believe they shower with underwear or shower shorts?

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 4 года назад +21

      Skull Rings, Knives, Watches well it’s really cold at the Pole :) Everything possible

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 4 года назад +21

      @@Lisey91 Yes, because wearing clothes while getting wet magically makes you less cold. If anything, it just makes you colder and get hypothermia much faster and worse. That's why you're supposed to take your clothes off if you got wet in the cold. The elves must be pretty smelly if they can't even properly wash their bodies.

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 4 года назад +11

      Raven M ok, then elves are like medieval Christian and it’s a sin to see yourself completely naked so they shower with their underwear on. Better?

  • @dogchickencatboi5910
    @dogchickencatboi5910 4 года назад +527

    “ this is the first time that a human has ever set foot in Santa’s workshop”
    Are they implying that Santa is not human?

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 года назад +39

      He’s a husk for the alien parasite that is the Red Suit

    • @Nolaii_
      @Nolaii_ 3 года назад +12

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 this ruined my day

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 года назад +9

      @@Nolaii_ I apologize and Happy Holidays

    • @Nolaii_
      @Nolaii_ 3 года назад +9

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 na I'm just kidding. It's just a really weird comment that's all. Happy holidays to you too!

    • @nikjones9219
      @nikjones9219 3 года назад +5

      Oh shit

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 4 года назад +2251

    Did you refer to the color of that room as “pinkish”? It’s blue, my dude. It’s like a really pale mint blue.
    ...Cinemasins are you color blind?

    • @SavaFiend
      @SavaFiend 4 года назад +114

      This is like that what color is the dress or what color are the sneakers crap that was going around a while back. And yeah I didn't see that room as pinkish at all like literally at all.

    • @jayedwards5
      @jayedwards5 4 года назад +50

      @@SavaFiend Keep it to yourself or we'll have to go through all that crap again.

    • @AshDub86
      @AshDub86 4 года назад +36

      That comment confused me too.

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather 4 года назад +10

      Nowhere is there blue....

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 года назад +33

      Spottedfeather man I hope you’re joking haha

  • @elelder5
    @elelder5 4 года назад +1040

    I never knew I wanted Cinemasins to refer to a raccoon as a “Chonky bastard” until now... amazing

    • @maniacaldog3268
      @maniacaldog3268 4 года назад +6

      Literally only came to the comments after seeing that part to read a comment like this

    • @rileysassafras5766
      @rileysassafras5766 4 года назад +4

      I love "chonky bastard" so much

    • @totallyreena
      @totallyreena 4 года назад +5

      It's like that one National Geographic video about the Honey Badger

    • @angelomc6632
      @angelomc6632 4 года назад +1

      I was just about to comment that, he stopped just to mention the chonk boy

    • @thatthinginaplace5709
      @thatthinginaplace5709 4 года назад +2

      I'm gonna start calling raccoons that.

  • @erdoesc
    @erdoesc 4 года назад +398

    he didn't even mention the fact buddy basically got a job by walking into a store looking the part

    • @staropalis
      @staropalis 3 года назад +41

      Ever been to target with a red shirt on? It’s not too far fetched...

    • @nicholaswrenn1182
      @nicholaswrenn1182 3 года назад +23

      to be fair, especially for temporary christmas positions, that’s really the only thing necessary

    • @MoveWithWoo
      @MoveWithWoo 3 года назад +8

      Well he did get a seasonal job. Maybe they were so desperate for people it was some kind of walk in type gig *shrugs*

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 3 года назад +1

      I'm just gonna say r/wooosh and move on, cos some of you clearly misunderstood what the OP was getting at.

    • @DOSkywalkR
      @DOSkywalkR 2 года назад

      Also, I'm assuming they need some bank information to get paid and stuff? So he doesn't really have a job, just a place to stay.

  • @sneezyg1
    @sneezyg1 Год назад +99

    6:31 the manager was originally intended to be played by Wanda Sykes, and they even had the name tag mad to match, but for some reason, she was unavailable and the actor they hired insisted on wearing the nametag anyway

  • @agentj2012
    @agentj2012 4 года назад +753

    Not gonna lie, just sounds like he’s sinning all the fun he’s having

  • @mileshurley7551
    @mileshurley7551 4 года назад +765

    Video description: “This movie makes no damn sense.”
    My inner Kronk voice: “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 4 года назад +7

      Miles Hurley kronk haha 😆

    • @EBTS-3
      @EBTS-3 4 года назад +3

      Hahahaha im going to have an inner Kronk voice from now on

  • @randomthingsproductions3299
    @randomthingsproductions3299 4 года назад +281

    He said chonky. HE SAID CHONKY
    *he said it*

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 4 года назад +250

    Honestly, the raccoon should have been worth at LEAST one sin OFF. He's freaking adorable.

    • @icantthinkofagoodname7992
      @icantthinkofagoodname7992 4 года назад +9

      Stephsaguudefan but he’s a chonky bastard

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 года назад +7

      Raccoons are not adorable. They're vermin. Raccoons and rabbits are pure fucking vermin. One of them tore up my trash and then shit all over my backyard. The other ate my tomatoes and cucumbers and left his little pebbles all over my backyard too. If it were legal, I'd poison them. With something slow-acting, so they suffer.

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 3 года назад +3

      @@EndlessSummer888 damn. How soulless are you?

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 года назад +5

      @@silvos8903 Completely. I see nothing when I look in the mirror, not even a hollow-eyed ghost.

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 3 года назад +4

      @@EndlessSummer888 makes sense.

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate 4 года назад +271

    0:30 “ I’d like to talk about why everything is this pinkish off-white hue.”
    Everyone: Grey

    • @delhaney11
      @delhaney11 4 года назад +2

      Grey 100%

    • @se7vin77
      @se7vin77 4 года назад +5

      greyish-blue

    • @ameliacrisp8482
      @ameliacrisp8482 4 года назад +1

      blu-ish lmao

    • @yudiwang625
      @yudiwang625 4 года назад +2

      I can actually see where he’s getting the pinkish hue, but it might just be me

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 3 года назад

      ​@Isabella Blum I guess I could have done that with asterisks, but no.

  • @zachmann9996
    @zachmann9996 4 года назад +420

    I think the best part about this movie is that if Walter hadn’t started singing a large group of people would have been injured.

  • @phoenixmcdowell6618
    @phoenixmcdowell6618 3 года назад +63

    Fun fact: the part where Buddy was walking around the city for the first time, was with people who weren't actors. So that guy dressed in all red DID go outside like that.

  • @blakebarrett1519
    @blakebarrett1519 4 года назад +241

    "This movie sits on a throne of lies"
    HmmmmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @hadmiar8
    @hadmiar8 4 года назад +148

    I was expecting you to sin the line "he must have slipped into your sack at *the* orphanage", as if Santa only visits one orphanage on the entire Earth.

    • @hadmiar8
      @hadmiar8 4 года назад +3

      Also, I always thought the movie took place sometime in the 1980s.

  • @seanster440
    @seanster440 4 года назад +619

    He was actually scared of the elevator at first. He tries to escape when the doors close 😂

    • @RyanMortonVids
      @RyanMortonVids 4 года назад +2

      Can you sub to me plz, don't have to if you don't want to

    • @earthhound
      @earthhound 4 года назад +3

      Can't wait to see this in the Birdman video.

    • @maggiecapetola8007
      @maggiecapetola8007 4 года назад +2

      Seanster The Monster this is a great username

    • @aeoniumred3112
      @aeoniumred3112 4 года назад +1

      The escalator part also is so funny

    • @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954
      @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954 4 года назад +1

      Gordon Ramsay 46 cAn YoU sUb pLEase??????!???? YOu doNt haVE TOO!!!!
      I’m just pulling your chain, no hard feelings. :)

  • @HelgaGrace2007
    @HelgaGrace2007 4 года назад +56

    The guy in the red running suit WAS just some random guy walking around. Will Ferrell ran up to him, but when he saw the guys reaction, he ran off.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +6

      Around December, my dad had kids coming up to him sometimes. He looked a lot like Santa too, including the belly.

  • @raynenickerson5084
    @raynenickerson5084 Год назад +28

    I have an easy explanation for the sleeping inconsistencies. You mentioned that elves don't get many breaks, so it's reasonable to assume they work long hours. Maybe even for days on end without sleeping. Even though he's human, it's not entirely out of the realm of the universe to say he could learn to do the same. Then he sleeps in the window without being tucked in, which could've been him finally passing out from exhaustion.

  • @spacejesus6581
    @spacejesus6581 4 года назад +626

    Fun fact during the scene where Buddy eats the weird spaghetti: Will Farrel got a really bad migraine just from having it in his mouth

    • @oliviakilbride5930
      @oliviakilbride5930 4 года назад +93

      There's also a 'blooper ' of him throwing up for like 5 min after eating it on the DVD

    • @dentoncrimescene
      @dentoncrimescene 4 года назад +2

      Fun?

    • @seanster440
      @seanster440 4 года назад +9

      *Michael Scott voice* “that’s what she said!”

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 4 года назад +15

      Every time my Ma sees that scene, she remarks how she hopes they only had to film it once

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 года назад +5

      That's repulsive! Poor Will! 🤮

  • @jeffcoat1959
    @jeffcoat1959 4 года назад +406

    When Buddy pushed every single elevator button, the other guy in the elevator didn't just get out and take another elevator.

    • @kristineilochi4615
      @kristineilochi4615 4 года назад +4

      Right? LOL

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake 3 года назад +18

      I don’t care where I have to be at that time. I would want to hang out with that weirdass, and follow him about just to see what he’d do next. XD

    • @jordanwelch3832
      @jordanwelch3832 3 года назад +5

      You’d think in NYC that wouldn’t fly lol but I guess he had nowhere important to be

  • @chrisdaughen5257
    @chrisdaughen5257 4 года назад +62

    A few things I thought of when watching this movie:
    1. How is Buddy so energetic when his step-father is SO EMOTIONLESS throughout the entire movie? Did he tuck Buddy in at night while he grew up?
    2. 5:55 Does the North Pole have gender neutral bathrooms?
    3. When Buddy buys a "special someone dress," he should know its for a girl right? There's still romance in the North Pole!
    4. When he made a rocking horse, he destroyed his father's furniture to get the wood which is kind of insensitive.
    5. If Buddy was so popular at the North Pole, shouldn't he have recognized that Miles was, at the very least, not a North Pole elf?

  • @SteamboatWilley
    @SteamboatWilley 4 года назад +50

    Buddy is aware that gnomes exist, but calls Tyrion Lannister an elf.

    • @Tauramehtar
      @Tauramehtar 2 года назад +2

      All dwarves are elves in their Buddy's eyes.

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 2 года назад +1

      At least he didn’t call him a midget

  • @BIGhappyG33
    @BIGhappyG33 4 года назад +532

    So many Christmas movies have used “nobody believes in Santa anymore” as the crux for their entire plot. In a world where Santa Clause DOES exist, how would it be possible for people to not believe in him?

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 года назад +152

      That something that bothered me even when I was younger. Where the hell do the adults think those presents come from?

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 4 года назад +33

      treehugger0241 it’s also concerning that the elves get no breaks.

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 года назад +57

      @@jonusaguilar8156 I mean, elves aren't humans; my suspension of disbelief is willing to tolerate the fact that they might not need breaks like humans do, especially since they cheer when told they're gonna continue working right away.
      The real sin is the fact that the human Buddy is OK with this; how hasn't _he_ burnt out?

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 4 года назад +21

      @@treehugger0241 Is it possible that he somehow adapted to his new environment and inherited or absorbed some of the Elf's abilities (for lack of better word)?

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 года назад +15

      @@EchthelionII It's not impossible, but there was so little to indicate that that it's basically wild mass guessing.

  • @KalParkaran
    @KalParkaran 4 года назад +900

    Ok whoever wrote the “don’t make a religion joke and piss off billions of people” line is now my favorite writer. Audibly laughed out loud!

    • @banks3509
      @banks3509 4 года назад +15

      *Billions

    • @7gamex
      @7gamex 4 года назад +28

      @@banks3509 There might be billions of believers, but only millions would get pissed off.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 года назад +7

      He said billions.

    • @gaqua2701
      @gaqua2701 4 года назад +28

      Ok boomer

    • @westonkraus3340
      @westonkraus3340 4 года назад +13

      Pretty bold of him to assume this video will get a billion views

  • @aleksdreeve8878
    @aleksdreeve8878 4 года назад +19

    The scene where he takes an unexpected running start outside the shot onto the couch and onto the Christmas tree to put a star like Michael Jordan and then falls over WHILE on the tree got me laughing for the rest of the movie the first time I watched it. Still gets me

  • @AwdryFan-tb6ln
    @AwdryFan-tb6ln 4 года назад +129

    Fun fact: I was afraid of escalators when I was a kid.

    • @TrueApexMusic
      @TrueApexMusic 4 года назад +15

      Be too because my mom has told be that if you didn’t get off in time it would rip your feet off

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 4 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @deeanna8448
      @deeanna8448 4 года назад +2

      Same!🤣

    • @lordflacko8232
      @lordflacko8232 4 года назад +2

      I hear you, my mom got her sandal caught as a kid and hearing her mention that always scared the shit out of me lol

    • @Brodie029
      @Brodie029 4 года назад +1

      Why tf are you commenting that on a cinemasins video like no one asked

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 4 года назад +442

    "He must've crawled into the bag at the orphanage."
    Oh, so since you know exactly where he's from, you can just take him right back, right?

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 4 года назад +18

      I always wondered why they didn't just take him back 😂😂

    • @Jbr2005
      @Jbr2005 4 года назад +14

      That's simple, Santa only leaves the north pole on Christmas Eve

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette 4 года назад

      Papa elf wanted to keep him

    • @jrojassengard2586
      @jrojassengard2586 4 года назад

      Perhaps

    • @angelzx7961
      @angelzx7961 4 года назад

      but how was he at the orphanage if he had a dad?

  • @redbones6046
    @redbones6046 4 года назад +469

    "I'm 26 years old"
    *Hahahahahahaha*
    My thoughts exactly

    • @ianhall3795
      @ianhall3795 4 года назад +14

      He looks 36 or older at best

    • @jacobdrain4492
      @jacobdrain4492 4 года назад +4

      @@ianhall3795 Maybe 40

    • @JimmyTheAce89
      @JimmyTheAce89 4 года назад +9

      To be fair, he WAS drunk when he said that.

    • @JakeTSnake7
      @JakeTSnake7 4 года назад +6

      I think the joke was that the mailroom job accelerated his aging process.

    • @TheVanishing87
      @TheVanishing87 4 года назад +1

      Lol Ikr? I'm 32 and I look younger than him.

  • @elizabethr9712
    @elizabethr9712 Год назад +14

    At the end your mix of: “Miles Finch, Miles Finch…” “Leopold, Leopold!” Had me dying laughing! Thank you for the memories of that Bugs Bunny moment with this scene! You’re the best.

  • @hunterojustice7236
    @hunterojustice7236 3 года назад +12

    10:22 I freaking love when he laughs, it’s contagious.

  • @Randomlyrandom20
    @Randomlyrandom20 4 года назад +244

    In his defense he’s never drank before so I feel it kind of makes sense that he got wasted that fast

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +5

      I know I did when I had my first beer.

    • @scofieldvictoria
      @scofieldvictoria 3 года назад

      I was thinking that too

    • @DynamiteChannelist
      @DynamiteChannelist 2 года назад

      Took me about 4 beers, but yeah. First time it’s super fast.

    • @VitaliyDvorkin
      @VitaliyDvorkin 2 года назад +9

      I think the sin is that chugging hard liquor on your first try would quickly turn you into a firehose.

    • @neilholmes8200
      @neilholmes8200 2 года назад +4

      That and the following sin about it being unrealistic that the whole mail room would join in. I've worked in a few Mail or archive rooms in the past like that. The staff used to take any excuse to goof off lol

  • @jgalindezjg
    @jgalindezjg 4 года назад +112

    He missed the "new yorkers band together in a crisis cliche" when he was busy tearing up about the singing in the park.

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 года назад +9

      He was probably about to sin that before his feels got the better of him.

  • @TonksRules
    @TonksRules 4 года назад +39

    If I remember correctly she was showering at work because they shut her hot water off. :o

    • @tonyabrookes9931
      @tonyabrookes9931 3 года назад +5

      Plus she could have bought jug water at the grocery store to make her noodles...

    • @user-sb2tb9oe7d
      @user-sb2tb9oe7d 3 года назад

      @@tonyabrookes9931 bought jug water?

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 года назад

      @@user-sb2tb9oe7d I think they’re talking about like those things of water you can buy that you put in water coolers. I would just get a shit load of water bottles

    • @user-sb2tb9oe7d
      @user-sb2tb9oe7d 3 года назад +1

      Or if I had no money like Zooey Deschanel in this movie i'd just buy one of those big ass water jugs and refill it at a water fountain. But maybe that's what the guy was saying.

  • @JustCallMeAlec
    @JustCallMeAlec 3 года назад +8

    "If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all see a statue of Jesus crying" this is like my new favorite line in Cinema Sins.

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 4 года назад +42

    Elf is one of those movies where, even though it may not be narratively-sound, it still has that nostalgia aspect, that keeps you coming back every year during the holidays.

  • @austinaraniecke9213
    @austinaraniecke9213 4 года назад +422

    Us: we want endgame
    Cinemasins: everything wrong with elf

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 года назад +46

    3:44 HE SAID “CHONKY”!!! HE SAID “ *CHONKY* “!!!

  • @flashcsrvclips7841
    @flashcsrvclips7841 4 года назад +98

    Somebody: Walks
    This guy: SIN

  • @mxrazy
    @mxrazy 4 года назад +246

    "If no one wants you around why dont you just quit." I felt that.

    • @JakeTurbine
      @JakeTurbine 4 года назад +3

      @@HWEWSWEW Huh? How would it make the world better?

    • @SuperSongbird21
      @SuperSongbird21 4 года назад +2

      To be fair, I'm sure Santa just meant there wasn't enough Christmas spirit in New York - an obvious idea given that according to Hollywood all NYC locals are miserable @$$holes.

    • @mxrazy
      @mxrazy 4 года назад

      @@SuperSongbird21 I'm trying to be depressed!

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette 4 года назад +1

      SuperSongbird21 yeah that’s probably why the sleigh didn’t go down until he got to New York, makes more sense when you think of it that way

  • @enderdas
    @enderdas 4 года назад +37

    "look at that CHONKY bastard" ~ greatest line from cinema sins ever spoken

  • @LockwoodTheScientist
    @LockwoodTheScientist 3 года назад +15

    I love that male elf in the yellow’s reaction to Santa saying that they are preparing for next Christmas. He looks so damb surprised. I would assume you start preparations right after Christmas EVERY year. So, why should THIS year catch you off guard? Did he realize what role in what movie he was getting into right when cameras rolled for that shot?
    Edit: timestamp 1:32

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 3 года назад +1

      No, he's just your average procrastinator. He never even considered preparing until Santa brought it up.

    • @CodyFairlessLee
      @CodyFairlessLee Год назад

      Dude. I never even noticed that until you pointed it out. That’s amazing.

  • @AethyrPrime
    @AethyrPrime 4 года назад +16

    That moment you realize Tirion Lannister was called an elf in his past life movie career.

  • @keenandevier8053
    @keenandevier8053 4 года назад +61

    Buddy in the classroom being 5x bigger than everyone and he is sitting in the FRONT ROW. Blocking other students, sin.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 года назад +4

      It's probably because of the forced perspective. He's a lot closer to the camera than the elves to make him seem bigger. Same with the "batteries in the smoke detector" scene.

  • @CharginChuck
    @CharginChuck 4 года назад +126

    All I could think of during the Strings ad was "This goes on for some time."

  • @robd5558
    @robd5558 Год назад +6

    His name tag says “Wanda” because the part was supposed to be played by Wanda Sykes, but she backed out at the last minute. When that actor filled in he wanted to keep the “Wanda” name tag as a joke.

  • @fkrkf
    @fkrkf Год назад +4

    I can't believe it's been 19yrs since this movie came out😳. I had just turned 20 and was working at blockbuster. This movie was our xmas bonus

  • @savana3272
    @savana3272 4 года назад +145

    The reference calling Zooey Deschanel the New Girl is uncanny and deserves more recognition

    • @LucyAnne1
      @LucyAnne1 3 года назад +7

      I kind of really wanted a New Girl audio outtake at the end of the video 😅👍🏼

  • @BigDogRedskin
    @BigDogRedskin 4 года назад +419

    Missed the part where he “goes through” the Lincoln Tunnel and the actual shots are of the Holland Tunnel

    • @damienholland2k7
      @damienholland2k7 4 года назад +3

      @UC-Y9U_uVj-ftvd8kNxBtUFQ
      Fuck off, no one will sub to you just because you beg

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 4 года назад +12

      He doesn't actually sin movie mistakes anymore. It's 99% jokes and questions that aren't a sin of the movie.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 года назад +7

      @@robp1519 He actually points out multiple things actually wrong with the movie itself that aren't throwaway jokes. Pay more attention.

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 4 года назад +1

      @@memorra if it can be answered by actually watching the film, it's factually a throw away joke.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 года назад +3

      @@robp1519 I'm sorry I just don't care. Fuck off, have a nice day.

  • @kylefrance9688
    @kylefrance9688 3 года назад +5

    4:27 The funniest thing is apparently that guy wasn’t even an extra 😂.

  • @Nillaman
    @Nillaman 3 года назад +7

    My favorite thing about these is that I feel like I watched the entire movie in less then 10 minutes!!

  • @RudeGrouch
    @RudeGrouch 4 года назад +447

    So who do the parents thinks gives their kids presents if they don’t believe in santa but santa still does it
    It’s the same problem with all Christmas movies including santa

    • @wormbaby8643
      @wormbaby8643 4 года назад +10

      EXACTLY

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather 4 года назад +29

      There was another christmas movie that explains this. Santa only goes to the houses where everyone in the house believes in him. If he went to every house, the parents wouldn't know where the presents came from.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 4 года назад +4

      @@Spottedfeather Do you know the title of the film?

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather 4 года назад +17

      @@sarah98917 The Christmas Secret. It shows how Santa used to be a viking and explains how he only goes to houses where everyone there believes in him so that he doesn't freak out the parents.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 4 года назад +3

      @@Spottedfeather Okay thank you. I was just curious.

  • @gonzotown9438
    @gonzotown9438 4 года назад +157

    I feel like if elves unionized they'd just request more work.

    • @logosrule
      @logosrule 4 года назад +19

      Accurate. They'd probably request they get to sleep at their work stations.

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 4 года назад +3

      "Us elvses like work, Harry Potter sir!"

  • @frankiesmith6805
    @frankiesmith6805 4 года назад +25

    "Jets fans"
    Dang, I feel attacked

    • @JCP405
      @JCP405 4 года назад +1

      Frankie Smith well u lost to the winless Dolphins and Bengals.

    • @boycotttps211
      @boycotttps211 3 года назад +1

      Thanksgiving 2012....

  • @hearthayleyy
    @hearthayleyy 4 года назад +3

    i never thought i’d hear you say the word “chonky” and now its my favorite thing

  • @teammysticftw5011
    @teammysticftw5011 4 года назад +591

    Me: Why does everyone talk about Christmas already it’s not even Thanksgiving
    Cinema Sins: Everything wrong with Elf

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 4 года назад +39

      Halloween starts September 1st
      Christmas starts November 1st

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher 4 года назад +17

      There is no Thanksgiving in my country, I can only count down days to Christmas!

    • @teammysticftw5011
      @teammysticftw5011 4 года назад +2

      djmindcrasher that’s nice

    • @nix_
      @nix_ 4 года назад +21

      Thanksgiving is American the rest of us are just waiting for Christmas

    • @sammorris4722
      @sammorris4722 4 года назад +11

      Not everyone does Thanksgiving

  • @randykruse1289
    @randykruse1289 4 года назад +92

    Did anyone notice the elf that said "If he hasn't figured out he's a human by now.....". That's Peter Billingsley. He played Ralphie in A Christmas Story.

    • @abutton117
      @abutton117 4 года назад

      WAT

    • @kimsmith8834
      @kimsmith8834 4 года назад

      😱

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 4 года назад +5

      I knew that, but it's still delightful. There's so many Christmas movie references in this one.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 4 года назад

      Yay!

    • @BakuraRy0
      @BakuraRy0 4 года назад

      Most of us noticed this when Elf first came out. Sixteen years ago. If there's still people who haven't noticed this, they're either too young to remember A Christmas Story, or they're blind.

  • @colefuemmeler7685
    @colefuemmeler7685 2 года назад +4

    Fun fact:all of the scenes of “Buddy” running around NYC were actually just Will Ferrell improvising including the Santa and him getting hit by the car

  • @caritahearts2405
    @caritahearts2405 3 года назад +5

    When Jermey fucking looses it at an absolute unit of a racoon, just oh my god this guy is a human and even I can relate.

  • @zachhicks8020
    @zachhicks8020 4 года назад +455

    Feel like there should be a Everything Wrong With A Christmas Story.

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 4 года назад +10

      Zach Hicks favorite Christmas movie. Would love one of those

    • @RockyRatZZ
      @RockyRatZZ 4 года назад +6

      Zach Hicks that movie alone (talking about “a Christmas story “ ) is a sin in itself

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 года назад +11

      Jingle All the Way, The Polar Express, Happy Feet 2, and Arthur Christmas need to be sinned next this month or next month.

    • @mikaylastewart3183
      @mikaylastewart3183 4 года назад +16

      Nothing. Nothing is wrong with that movie

    • @brandonhicks9926
      @brandonhicks9926 4 года назад +1

      I love the movie, but there are definitely a few sins

  • @androzani84productions85
    @androzani84productions85 4 года назад +163

    As Roger Ebert put it, “Mary Steenburghen proves she is the only woman in America who can take in her husband’s out of wedlock elf and mean it entirely.”

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 4 года назад +2

      I legit forgot Mary Steenburgen was in this film. I kept thinking, "Why does that woman look familiar?"

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor 4 года назад +9

      Thats why she's a national treasure

  • @journeyman2404
    @journeyman2404 3 года назад +9

    10:23
    There should be a sin off here because Will Farrell did the breakdancing himself.

  • @TheVanishing87
    @TheVanishing87 4 года назад +7

    Cinemasins: "Raccoons are vicious!"
    Me: /nods/ "Yeah, especially if their name is Rocket Raccoon."
    Also me: "I apologize for nothing!" /runs off/

  • @Megamean09
    @Megamean09 4 года назад +105

    When they said "it's time to start preparations for next Christmas!" The sin should've been "Retail."

  • @happyellf
    @happyellf 4 года назад +42

    I will never forgive you for NOT removing a sin for "You sit on a throne of lies"

  • @bretthosmer6770
    @bretthosmer6770 Год назад +2

    I just see "EWW ELF" on the thumbnail. Gave me a chuckle...

  • @Will-gq6gn
    @Will-gq6gn 3 года назад +2

    What's funny is that the guy buddy mistaked for santa was really just a random guy who wasn't acting that Will Ferrel went up to and Cinema Sins just gave it a sin like it was a bad call by the makeup department😂😂😂

  • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
    @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 4 года назад +138

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    CinemaSins: *T H A T I S A F A T F - - - I N G R A C O O N !*
    3:44 😂😂😂

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 4 года назад +12

      *_C H O N K Y_*

    • @sephyhot
      @sephyhot 4 года назад +5

      I died laughing 😅

  • @mightywizard7475
    @mightywizard7475 4 года назад +114

    2:22 why would Buddy's classmates bully him when he could easily kick their ass because he's 3x bigger than them?!

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 4 года назад +9

      Children find a way.
      I believe the correct answer would simply be "Because they're elves"

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings 4 года назад +2

      Well, you see it's because he was raised since he was barely old enough to say mama to do hard work at a toys factory...That shit is murder, and people kill themselves because of what, 8 hours? This boy had it 24/7 no sleep.
      So that being said, what was going through his mind was...Do one thing wrong and he's gonna get crucified and if they're merciful...They'll all laugh at his expense.
      His body doesn't mean much when his mind is beaten with a whip every second.

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +3

      I bet he wears size 13 Nikes

    • @JakeTSnake7
      @JakeTSnake7 4 года назад

      It is a collective, social bullying. Not a physical bullying.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 2 года назад +1

      Also is he forgetting they're elves? Elves that don't wanna be on the Naughty list?

  • @oilyliver5078
    @oilyliver5078 4 года назад +60

    No don’t ruin the best Christmas ever

    • @bando2131
      @bando2131 4 года назад +5

      Andrew Clarke uncultured

    • @salt4045
      @salt4045 4 года назад +4

      Andrew Clarke How. Fucking. Dare. You

    • @blckberri
      @blckberri 4 года назад +1

      Andrew Clarke you mustve had a boring childhood

  • @playr4
    @playr4 4 года назад +2

    I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned that Buddy being 5 times bigger than the rest of his classmates was also sat in the front of the class.

    • @kmaggie924
      @kmaggie924 4 года назад +1

      And 30 years older than the rest of the class..

  • @AfroCharlieable
    @AfroCharlieable 4 года назад +128

    Asking why she agrees to date with Buddy like he’s never seen a 6’3 guy with blue eyes, good teeth and a low BMI

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 года назад +29

      How _are_ his teeth so good if his diet has been 90% sugar all his life?

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 года назад +15

      I don't care how attractive someone is if they are just a step away from being a sex offender I would not date them.

    • @davidtaylor142
      @davidtaylor142 4 года назад +11

      He’s not a bad looking guy, but I don’t think Will Ferrell is attractive enough to outweigh the creep factor.

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 года назад +3

      @@davidtaylor142 In my book not even someone I have been crushing on for years would outweigh the creep factor.

    • @pauldzim
      @pauldzim 4 года назад

      @@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 I thought women liked dangerous guys?

  • @atlastheta
    @atlastheta 4 года назад +40

    The fact that Jeremy said "Chonky" unironically makes me unbelievably happy and I can now die happy

  • @sourceow8795
    @sourceow8795 3 года назад +3

    1:12
    Jon Favreau in 2020: hold my grogu

  • @rogueatkinson1359
    @rogueatkinson1359 3 года назад +3

    Sin 27. When filming this that guy jogging wasn’t an actor. It actually was a guy dressed in all red to look like Santa 😂

  • @human5485
    @human5485 4 года назад +231

    Do everything wrong with “Hansel and Gretel: witch hunters”

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 года назад +3

      yes pls

    • @DerekScottBland
      @DerekScottBland 4 года назад +2

      That movie was so good but so bad.

    • @human5485
      @human5485 4 года назад +1

      Scott Bland true tho

    • @human5485
      @human5485 4 года назад +1

      Vice TOLUCT yasssss

    • @DerekScottBland
      @DerekScottBland 4 года назад +2

      @Vice TOLUCT - Just watch the Rifftrax version of Jack the Giant Slayer :-)

  • @devandeppisch7412
    @devandeppisch7412 4 года назад +108

    Elves get married
    Santa: im instituting Prima Nocta

    • @nathanrogers2898
      @nathanrogers2898 4 года назад +3

      Arsenal Hawk he’s into some kinky shit, why does he want to get down with elves

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 3 года назад +2

    I've never watched this movie on account of the fact that I assume I won't enjoy it but I do have friends who absolutely LOVE it and watch it repeatedly throughout the holidays.

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 3 года назад +3

    I was watching this movie with my family hours ago. It was my mom's first time watching this movie, AND SHE LOVED IT!!! This movie is absolutely one of the best Christmas movies of all time!!!😁

  • @sambroady1551
    @sambroady1551 4 года назад +109

    “This is like Lorraine assuming Marty was Calvin in Back to the Future”
    THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE!

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 4 года назад +205

    I watch this movie every year. Such a classic.

    • @teaisyummy.1854
      @teaisyummy.1854 4 года назад +1

      MegaSoulHero How did You hey here 23 hours ago

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 года назад +4

      Tea is yummy. - Patreon

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 4 года назад

      Are you a time traveler???

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 года назад

      Same. Love both the film and Will Farrell's performance.

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 года назад +1

      The Dark Knight - That’s not how time traveling works. Never in any kind of fiction has someone done something in the future that would cause it to appear in the present. Even a 5 year old would know this.

  • @the.abhiram.r
    @the.abhiram.r 4 года назад +8

    you should've given a sin for "he must have snuck in your bag at the orphanage"

  • @fullmetaldovahkiin
    @fullmetaldovahkiin Год назад +2

    The studio completely missed out not getting Billy Bob Thorton to play the mall santa clause

  • @jack_of_alltrades7091
    @jack_of_alltrades7091 4 года назад +23

    Since an apple a day keeps the doctor away I've come to the conclusion that Jeremy is in fact a doctor and that's why he hates apples

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 4 года назад +70

    That model train comment sounds like they actually care about model trains. I like this channel a little more now

  • @koalasandwich567
    @koalasandwich567 2 года назад +3

    Honestly, I think the whole shower scene shows how creepy Baby it's Cold Outside, *REALLY IS*

  • @adams.2407
    @adams.2407 4 года назад +1

    Honestly this is one of the few movies I'm glad didn't get a sequel, you can't replicate this charm twice

  • @GhazMazMSM
    @GhazMazMSM 4 года назад +20

    The old man buddy mistaken for Santa is not an actor,In fact he didn’t even know he was being filmed.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 4 года назад +2

      LOL! So apparently someone would go out in that track suit? That's adorable.

  • @frankunodostres473
    @frankunodostres473 4 года назад +22

    really, the "numerous random people get together on christmas and sing a sappy christmas song"-cliché gets you emotional?
    you of all people xD

  • @KainceeYT
    @KainceeYT 2 года назад +2

    “Why in the name of Rudolph’s ballsack” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @dr.a006
    @dr.a006 4 года назад +15

    “Smoke detectors are the ENTIRE reason the 9-volt battery industry exists at all.”
    Absolutely true and they cost way more than they need to!

  • @kaiseremotion854
    @kaiseremotion854 4 года назад +9

    objection. no one in their right mind would bully someone 5x BIGGER than them

  • @trevortill4477
    @trevortill4477 4 года назад +17

    The Strings outtakes were literally so hilarious😂

  • @tlh349
    @tlh349 3 года назад +2

    This movie was played in every single christmas lesson Every. Single. Year

  • @jul3sjpeg
    @jul3sjpeg 4 года назад +4

    12:16
    WOAH BACK IT UP. Was Buddy about to jump?!