Snake Go Boom
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2019
- The explodiest episode of #EliteSmash to date. Today's episode is all about blowing up and mashing that pretty, red button as Solid Snake.
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Игры
jarid snake
Can we get a jarid tee shirt
ALPHA! love ur vids do u have a discord cuz i would want to join it!
Cool
Beep Beep on a t-shirt with no context
Pro jared
„Are you playing with your sideways joycon?“
there is so much genuine anger in that sentence
Are you playing with your sideways joycon,
JAIRD?!
I feel *bad* for Jaird, man. Like, the "You're gonna grow old one day and go on Tinder and lie about your height" was fucking vicious.
Honestly i keep coming back to this vid because:
1. Its snake
2. Its final smash
3. Jaird
Same here brother
S a m e
same
I also like the parts with "Jaird"
Alpha sounded like he had some personal beef against Jaird
"Did you even finish high school?"
"Can you legally drive?"
MY MAN THIS IS SMASH BROTHERS
ikr this is a kids game
Ikr lmfao
@Monika the cycle-path laughs in palutena
laughs in Mai--OH WAIT
@spectra soulfaire we almost weren't good boys and girls because of this comment
Jarid: Oh boy, time to play my favorite online game today “Smash Bros Ultimate”
Alpharad: No
*Trump face* Wrong.
can you don't
Yesn't
Incorrect
Poor Jaird just got out of school to get bullied again.
Finally, someone spells it correctly.
in my notifs it says jarid
Maybe it's Jared fogle.
Its summer
@@chimerical8746 Yeah it's summer... School's over so he can play online without being bullied in school.
I'm seeing a lot of comments about Jaird, but nothing on how he absolutely demolished King
Holyh sh*t that became a massacre, jesus
I think that's the happiest I've ever seen anyone while fighting a Link.
*"I DUCKED UNDER IT"*
Jax Serkies he went mad with power...
Same
“I don’t think it was optimal, but it was certainly funny.” - Alpharad’s smash career
"career"
Alpharad Plus: "Being Bullied in Mario Maker"
Alpharad: "Bullying Jarid in Smash Ultimate"
Man those comments are really getting to him huh
The chain of screaming
It was actually Jaird lol
He’s gotta have some way to vent
Our cause is just
I just came out to watch an Alpharad video and I'm feeling a little attacked.
Same bro my name is Jared too
I'm dying from laughter inside despite this comment actually being really sad, probs the other comments.
Written Jaird
I felt attacked about the crust with sandwiches
Rise up
8:12 Alpharad this joke flew over your head. The player named luciano says “lucky” referring to Lucky Luciano, the man who did it to em.
Nice. Take this.
🔵🔵
🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
TheNeon HotDog you forgot the funny
@@jordenshukla6873 what do you even mean by that?
TheNeon HotDog He meant the funny. I don’t understand what’s confusing about this
@@jordenshukla6873 he's just saying he liked the comment
“It sucks because I can’t knock the meter out of her”
Patch 4.0.0: Good idea!
13:46
Bro stop, he's already dead! ALPHA STOP PLEASE HE'S JUST A BOY!
My thoughts exactly
He just made fun of his existence
@@genericname2593 u resumed everthing
Poor jaird got verbal 3 stocked.
“Verbal 3 stocked”
That’s honestly the best description for a barrage of insults, thank you
What we call a verbal jv4
"Do you eat Sandwiches with the Crust off, JARID??!"
Nah cheif he got verbaly jv 20ed
Nah, its verbal 99 stocked
“Lucky” Luciano.
He did it to you.
What/who is Lucky Luciano?
@@canudont9602 apparently the man who did it to em
can u don't 20’s mafia figure
T
13:11 just thought I'd pin the rant because Ifeel like I reference this way too much.
My god this is hilarious
I’ve never seen so much genuine anger before all directed at my boy Jaird he’s just tryin to enjoy the game he payed 60 dollars for damn Alpha not lettin this mans breathe
Flint Malone and the online Nintendo subscription
@@jeez8939 and 400 for the switch.
the weak must fear the strong
@@sirdabsalot1yt83 well then I got scammed :/
Snake does that to people
Jaird: *just trying to play some casual Zelda online*
Alpha: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
Im bout to end this mans will to live
Don't defend Jaird, nobody should reach Elite Smash with only the B button. Except Alpha because he did it for the funny video which 100% justifies his actions
@@goatles9423 Nope, joke or not, that is the dumbest thing I've heard all day, I would much rather fight that Zelda then Alpha's Snake, Belmont, or Palutena.
@@goatles9423 everyone should use B to win always. Only losers who use A button solely think otherwise
Matthew A bro he was playing degenerate style tho
"Are you listening to your 'Nightcore Evanescence - Bring me to Life' JARID"
That's not my name but I still feel personally attacked, Jacob. I'll see you in court soon, JACOB.
Jaird*
@@Solus_11 oh boy r/ihavereddit
Hold up
7:49 Jesus, this is probably the most scared I've heard alpha
That was genuine fight or flight
Wow I'm not even Jarid and I feel attacked... Love the video!
Plot twist: you are Jarid
Now imagine if Jarid was actually a fan of alpharad and just watched his idol trash on him and insult him. Quality
@@EAR96 especially from alpharad
He commented on the video he was a fan
“This game I like life, heat seeking missiles can and will kill you”
Alpharad you wanna talk?
Who else came back to 10:40 when Alpharad unintentionally predicted Steve and Sephiroth
Alpha: Camping sucks
Also Alpha: If someone has a knife you are going to run away , people aren’t going to judge you it’s not camping it’s just enhanced survival
he never said enhanced survival didn't suck though lol
Jo: You couldn’t beat me with a knife
Alpha again: SHUT THE FU-
Dude that was my favorite part of that video
there was an attempt
Prolonging survival XD
Mr. Weegee which video
"You know this guy's not so bad, he just plays unbelievably toxic with items turned on."
*cough*
Gee, I wonder who this sounds like
@@javidpena1506 In case someone couldn't piece it together yet. It's 75% of Smash Online😶
@@karmiccrotal3480 no the joke is that it's also jacob
I got you to the funny number 😀👍
He sounded like a white mom that is extremely mad at her ex-husband 😂
I feel there's some deep seated stuff with Jarid. "Who hurt you Alpha?"
Damn, Alpharad must’ve had a bully named Jarid. Cause he went off
You don't play as best girl in Smash only to mistreat her that way!
That or he used to bully a kid named Jarid and got a different form of PTSD.
OH GOD 666 LIKES 0_0
Happy RUclipsr Samus is best girl in Smash and thats a fact
The name was actually “Jaird”. He misread it the whole time. Or did he?
The ultimate true combo is obviously bad Zelda to verbal obliteration
4:28 for forty-five seconds of Alpharad completely annihilating a Link
4:25 “They called me a madman.”
I learned one thing today:
Alpharad gets pretty aggressive when he plays Snake.
And against jared
Pretty sure it’s not snake that’s making him angry JARID
ikillteam8s-_- 1 Jaird
I love how Alpharad goes from verbally assaulting some poor person playing smash to the almost relaxing guitar solo that is his outro
lol ya, but I bet he's just playin XD
How can you love some one that does this as a vidio.
During the last few insults his voice level sharply went down and that's the funniest thing to me
@@eliaschukri5264 How can you not spell video correctly?
Gotta love some Persona music
snake: "beep beep"
also snake: "i'll frickin do it agan."
“Lucky!”
-Luciano
He did it to all of us
Jarid sued after he lost that’s why the name of the video changed
6yyyyyyyttttttttttt yyuu77
Wait what was the original name
@@whopperfromburgerking_ jarid snake
I don't remember typing here 😐
Mark Lake you didn’t I’m confused did you get a notification
"are you listening to your nigthcore evanescence bring me to life jaird?!"
Bruh im so done XD
10:49 vocal percussion on a whole other level
ai don't understand why this is coming from your mind
I commented about this anf have no likes you are fortunate.
Is that a jojo reference
“Idk how old you are but ONE DAY you’re gonna go on Tinder and lie about your height, JARED” 💀💀💀
Oklahoma Man blows up children online to demonstrate how good he is.
Florida Man: Are you challenging me?
@@specimenx4139 Oklahoma man: Don't try it...
From Morgana this is very funny
*iT's AlMoSt ScaRy HoW gOod I aM*
This just in
Jaird: *exists*
Alpharad: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
Alpha had sephiroth music for a minute there, look at these reads man
And had sephiroth in the bg
Seeing Jacob's brain ascend to the next realm at 5:00 has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's just so good at this game.
It ascended to God level at 4:30, and then it went somewhere above that.
RIP Jaird 2018-2019
They never stood a chance.
2018-2019 is probably the poor kids actual age
That's a Xenoblade reference
I give that last match a broken marriage out of 10.
Was that a reference? It felt like a reference.
Probably how Jacobs marriage will end.
It's a reference to projared.
@@zeekeno823 I thought so. Worst Console Ever.
@@zeekeno823 oof
10:32
a year and a little less than half later, we are getting the song in smash officially. what a world we live in.
“Say what you want about my skill.”
Alright bet
Alpharad is one of the best players I’ve seen and seeing him play made me a better player and I’d like to say thank you for that.
You uh, working through some personal issues through smash Alpha? You good man? Cause Jaird is dead now...
FBI says open up.
He's just blowing off some steam from being bullied in super mario maker 2
What if you wanted to win at Smash, but Snake said: *beep beep*
But Snake said : *t a s t y*
the beep beep gets me every time lol
What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said: THERE!!!
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said: NOW!
The absolute terror this man felt when that small child started glowing.
10:33 just to think he doesn't have to edit in One-Winged Angel anymore
10:32 “You know how hard it is to come up with funny things to put in the background”
*puts Aerith’s death scene in the background
You say this, yet neglect to mention the clip of Narancia doing the torture dance before it? Would you rather he put up a pic saying "Tetra is Zelda" instead?
Jason Keith sorry I’m a bit confused but I’d say the torture dance is a “funny thing”. Aerith’s death, however, still haunts me to this day!
I feel very attacked over the last 40 seconds of this video
(Cries in Jarred)
"Does your mother love you jaird?"
Dear god. Please.
It's smash ultimate online.
Give him a break.
As a snake main myself, the battle against “King” made me very proud of you
Alpharad using B move: Lol
(Jarid uses B move)
Alpha: *who dares challenge ME*
(Destroyer and roasts him)
"Are you playing with your sideways joy-con!"
-Alpharad 2019
I'm weak😂😂😂
JAIRD!?
bitches be like
I'm weak😂😂😂
7:50-7:54
Damn, that instant switch from confidence to horror gets me every time
no one:
me a whole year later trippin out bc alpha used sephiroth's theme:
He predicted Sephiroth in smash!
Jaird: plays bad Zelda.
Alpharad: I'm going end this mans whole future career.
Just watched a man proceed to end someone else so thoroughly he'd make hostile chat lobbies take a step back and gasp.
That whole last minute is just that moment when someone uses your favorite character, and they suck.
God I feel that. (Especially as a Zelda main
Lol I feel that when people play Joker and they don’t do anything to gimp the opponent
Why the hell does One Winged Angel go so well with the crab rave?
I don't know why, but the bit at the end of the Jaird rant about Jaird going on Tinder and lying about their height has me fucking CACKLING
What did I learn from this video:
1: snakes final smash can kill at 0
2: C4 can be abused for meter
3 (last but not least): Alpharad hates guys named Jaird😂
You didn’t know #1?
Like can you blame him? His parents didn't even spell it right
BlackLeg 13 I don’t use or play against Snakes that often, so I didn’t really know about its potential😅
Liam Roberson no, I spelled it right. Go look at the guys name. That’s how it was spelled
@@CaptainObliviousV not you his parents. Who the hell spells Jarrod like that?
Poor Jarid...
Cheated on his wife, and can't even play a round of Smash without getting bullied
Hasn't even finished high school either
Dang it I wanted to make a pro jarid joke
13:13 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING☢️☢️☢️
when I bring a kirby plush to tournaments I will now say, "THE POWER OF JARID FLOWS THROUGH ME"
Literally this entire video:
“Man it hurts being this smart.”
It's not an Alpharad video if he doesn't say "I'm a genius!"
Wow it's a completely unexpected and shockingly sudden Snake video!
You could say that this snake video is..
*SOLID!*
I'll see myself out...
That I haven’t seen any of
@WILLIAM WELLS yes... Join us...
Jaird: "Oh boy, I can't wait to play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch online and play as my favorite character, Zelda!"
Jacob: no
Wryyyyyyyyypost
4:17
That entire game was a perfect sequence of events
Imagine if Ally and Jaird try to get revenge on Alpharad but he calls in his boy Kevinattor.
Kevinattor is too powerful for mortal men. His stand 「HOMIE PUSH」is just plain overkill.
He thinks he can 2v1 them but then
P4 Ness
TheBlitz what if he calls in Player 4 Ness
Nah, his second Alex The 9 will come
Do you mean pk Kevin67
Dont let the re-release of this video make you forget its original title was jarid snake
Wait was it's original video name jarid snake? Tell me if it's something that I don't understand tho
@@stinky_dookie he uploaded this video days before with the title being jarid snake. But he modified the title, since that would be basiclly bullying.
@@GaijinWeeb1145 but it was still a funny lol
@@GaijinWeeb1145 ooooohhh. Thanks!
@@stinky_dookie No problem!
4:36 how every snake play feels
4:33-5:13 Was the biggest pop off I've heard behind the camera from Alpha, best BBAP
If Jarid is an Alpharad fan he's going to be so sad when he sees this video.
Then he can take it as a learning experience
Thats so fucking correct it’s actually sad
@@MizuFujimori Lmao learning experience by getting insults for playing a casual zelda. Good fucking riddance amirite boys?
Yeah... I thought that too...
he deserv it
never before have I witnessed so fully: the destruction of a man
No lie, watching Snake plant a C4 midair so he can launch Link to just the perfect height that made it possible for him to DUCK under Link's *FINAL SMASH* during his DASH ATTACK for a free punish is easily one of the most badass things I've ever seen in Smash. Fitting it was done by Snake.
I love how snake can duck under projectiles with his dash attack, just shows how trained he is lol
Jarid just wanted to play a game Jesus Christ
Azazel Potato bruh he was just messing around lol
Playing the game requires you to.... Interact with your opponent
Jarid was playing zelda, no he did not
I was gonna say that Jaird might just be a kid trying to learn to play Zelda. But Jaird got 4.9M Global Smash Power.
JoPa04 ya same here xD I thought that and then realized it can't be true
Could be a younger brother or cousin
He’s playing on his older brother’s account
Huh ok.
The best part of this video is the torture dance immediately followed by Aeris dying while Cloud dies
I'm genuinely mad it took me this long to find this god-tier video.
Shut up JACOB I don't have to take this verbal abuse from you. I'm going to tell my mom.
@PsychoSSF2 TFS reference?
PsychoSSF2 “what the hell are you on about?” -vegeta anytime Goku fights someone
Jaird lmao
bruh are you actually the guy in the video
@@blueapp1e820 Yeah, I'm crying right now.
“Do u eat sandwiches with the crust off, Jaird?” I’m dead 😂
I do not.
Sorry man I meant no harm Jaird
@@jaird2980 Jarid?
Jared...
*_J A B L U E_*
the get up attack bit is one of the most alpharad deluxe bits I've seen on this channel
When you dodged that link final smash it really seemed like the climax of a movie
I feel bad for Jarid, he just wanted to play his favorite game :(
Jaird the kinda guy to play Double Belmonts with laggy internet.
You haven't lived until you've suffered/played Double Belmont with laggy wifi.
Playing the Double Belmont is hilarious though.
You don't know it until you've done it.
@@azurumber_
That's like a crackhead telling me to snort some of the good stuff. Once you try it, you don't realise just how bad it is, and even if you do you can't stop.
Wow, this tea is piping hot
@@QuokkaWaka Oh well. I still had fun trying it.
"are you listening to your nightcore evenesence bring me to life jarid?" that KILLED ME dude
I just wanted to watch an Alpharad video before sleeping and I have already:
-cried out every fluid I have drank today out of laughter
-woken up all my neighbors
-called the local parrots as I started making inhuman noises
-have people alert the authorities about a possible demonic possesion at my house
-pissed the bed
Thank you, Jacob.
“WELCOME TO YOUR BRAND NEW WORLD! RESIDENT ME!” is the best trash talk I’ve ever heard
The entire King game was hilarious. Not at the level of the Jaird game, but still
Nice
-when i made this it was at 69-
"Incineroar, the thing about this game its just life like because the heat-seeking missile can, and will kill you."
Life Lessons by Jacob
"Jarid! Jariddd!!! Some crazed man in tights fired a rocket at our house! We can't find you under all the rubble!"
-Jarid's parents
Jaird* you had 3 tries my guy. Smh
@@AmbyFloofy alpharad had like 30
Ethan Alfonso fair enough
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even jArEd:
Alpharad: dO yOu EaT sAnDwItCheS wItH tHe CrUsT oF, JAIRED
1:57
Mewtwo: Oh your approaching me
Snake: I can beat the crap outta you even from here
Mewtwo: Oh really
Snake: *pulls out bazooka* Hell yeah
Itsmarkules Val is that a jojos reference
@@marcosong4439 nah. Its a zach bell reference
Itsmarkules Val but its not a bazooka
LittleMissEevee I had just realized
Who was cool enough to see this video before it got deleted?
we’re 👫👬👭such gamers🤳🏻🎧🎮hm 🤠🤔hah!😻😪🤣😂
Guy That Likes Yohane me
Gottem
not me 👻
He added music
Still coming back to this video. Such a funny ending. The Jaird saga will never die!
Roses are red
Snake go boom
Whenever Jarid fights alpharad
He will meet his doom