I Spoke To Dream's Mom

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2020
  • Today TommyInnit speaks to the Real Life Mom of Dream in Minecraft. This was insane.
    STREAMING DAILY, LIVE ON DREAM'S SMP - / tommyinnit
    Edited by Tommy + Big Man Editor Larry ( @LarryTL )
    @dream
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    Today Me and Dream have lots of laughs on the Dream SMP and I even speak to his Real Life Mom! Now, although this isn't a Vlog like I met Wilbur Soot in Real Life, I do speak to Dream's REAL LIFE Mother. It was so funny, fun, and crazy! POG CHAMP!!!!!
    Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is Dream and I starting a group! POG CHAMP!
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Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @user-sf4yg5nc4s
    @user-sf4yg5nc4s 3 года назад +3397

    “Are you disappointed in Dream?”
    **Leaves call**

  • @ryukigaoh1274
    @ryukigaoh1274 3 года назад +4693

    “Is he a child?”
    “He is a child”
    “OH MY”

  • @Moon_The_Magical
    @Moon_The_Magical Год назад +372

    2:57 reminds me of when Technoblade and Dream were in prison together and Techno asked if Dream had published anything to Wattpad. Dream paused for a second before saying no, and Techno replied with; "You hesitated." "I didn't hesitate I-" "You- There was a noticeable hesitation." "I WAS NOT hesitating."

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer Год назад +11

      I’m genuinely curious if he published anything to Wattpad now-

    • @21aanyamathur44
      @21aanyamathur44 Год назад +5

      He had dnf fics on there

    • @neimanemes
      @neimanemes 11 месяцев назад +3

      he wrote percy jackson self-insert fics

    • @tomsterbg8130
      @tomsterbg8130 9 месяцев назад +2

      He's the heavily filtered type of speaker, thinking before his words

  • @user-cm2gf2bb9c
    @user-cm2gf2bb9c 2 года назад +33

    0:41
    Tommy:"Hello Big D."
    Dream:"Hi!you should-stop calling me that"
    Tommy:"Why?"
    Dream:"cause it makes me uncomfortable- and I have to express that"
    Tommy:"I'm Sorry Small D. "
    Dream:"👁👄👁..."

  • @Avocatto
    @Avocatto 3 года назад +2869

    Tommy: Who’s been meaner to me? You
    Technoblade: *laughs in smp earth*

  • @hailchocolate617
    @hailchocolate617 3 года назад +3071

    “No- no- I’m an _only_ child not a lonely child-“
    “ _They’re the same thing_ ”

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 3 года назад +2

      Hmm, nope.

    • @sleepygummi
      @sleepygummi 3 года назад +2

      i feel so attacked

    • @anasanam6812
      @anasanam6812 3 года назад +2

      Arthur reference?

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 3 года назад +1

      Yeah. Where I live there are no kids my age accept my friend and it's very lonely when I can't hangout with her.

    • @derrindouglas1936
      @derrindouglas1936 3 года назад +4

      How many vids does he need Dream in? He’s not strong on his own? Tired of getting this crap in recommended

  • @NtValNtVal
    @NtValNtVal Год назад +18

    9:57
    dream: **takes off chestplate**
    Tommy: **smiles**

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 дней назад

      9:57 dream: *takes off chestplate* Tommy: *smiles*

  • @redrahman2933
    @redrahman2933 Год назад +84

    the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 дней назад

      the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

  • @c4t1vr
    @c4t1vr 3 года назад +1658

    “i was about to swear”
    “she told me not to”
    “that doesn’t mean you have to listen to her. i don’t listen to her”

    • @potatoeboy8757
      @potatoeboy8757 3 года назад +21

      soldiermaanSZN such a lie dude stfu stop no pity

    • @jeaneus1873
      @jeaneus1873 3 года назад +8

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b you keep saying different things each time try uploading funny content on your own like everyone else stfu it takes work

    • @Leeeague
      @Leeeague 3 года назад +5

      stop giving @@user-ll8ht1ug3b attention if you just ignored him he would've stopped

    • @lukethetoaster
      @lukethetoaster 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @ahmednaqvi1026
      @ahmednaqvi1026 3 года назад

      Nubistic djhhj

  • @yukikaenthusiast5164
    @yukikaenthusiast5164 3 года назад +4033

    "I'm an only child, not a lonely child."
    "Oh, same thing"
    *No no, he's got a point*

  • @loreleiwaslate2688
    @loreleiwaslate2688 2 года назад +35

    Dream: I dont have a favourite human
    Tommy: *Shakes head in disapproval*

    • @The-Glitch-Error
      @The-Glitch-Error Год назад

      your mother is soposed to be your favorite DREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 дней назад

      Dream: I dont have a favourite human Tommy: Shakes head in disapproval

  • @jackbrogan270
    @jackbrogan270 2 года назад +73

    Tommy. “How do you treat it?”
    Dream. “By spankings.”
    Where’s George when you need him

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 3 года назад +3125

    “Ima lonely child”
    “...”
    “...”
    “WAIT NO IM A ONLY CHILD”
    “Oh ok, *same thing* ”

    • @CapybaraEnthusiast2
      @CapybaraEnthusiast2 3 года назад +37

      I’m an only child and I can confirm

    • @eggrollsoup
      @eggrollsoup 3 года назад +6

      would i be considered an only child if my brother didnt live with me past the age of like 10 and had little interaction before but now is gone for many months at a time?

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 года назад +2

      f

    • @adnanbinzakir
      @adnanbinzakir 3 года назад +1

      Ekusuplosho

    • @Abyssable135
      @Abyssable135 3 года назад

      an*

  • @eefflie
    @eefflie 3 года назад +1730

    Dream doesn’t have to say “eyes up here”

  • @mrcobraplayz5599
    @mrcobraplayz5599 Год назад +6

    "Girls have cooties"
    Me:I BEG UR PARDON

  • @jakesandy4266
    @jakesandy4266 10 месяцев назад +4

    14:35 He actually starts talking to his mom

  • @sanenomg
    @sanenomg 3 года назад +4989

    His mother calls dream “Hey Ceramic.”

  • @pizza_rat2288
    @pizza_rat2288 3 года назад +7022

    Tommy: *hello Big D*
    Dream: don’t call me that
    Tommy: *ok Small D*

    • @bracethevoid
      @bracethevoid 3 года назад +78

      OOOHHHHHHHHH

    • @ninjakillergaming4891
      @ninjakillergaming4891 3 года назад +77

      @@bracethevoid OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @samarthgautam
      @samarthgautam 3 года назад +84

      @NG CYNN DEE Moe it also stands for something else

    • @GodKoalaa
      @GodKoalaa 3 года назад +29

      NG CYNN DEE Moe
      D also means d*ck

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 года назад +21

      BIG PP!!

  • @Booyacabunga27
    @Booyacabunga27 Год назад +6

    Dream: your family calls you child
    Tommy:NO THEY DONT!
    Me: (laughing so hard)

  • @RaqiGames
    @RaqiGames Год назад +3

    Dream : technoblade isn't better than me
    Technoblade : ARE YOU INSULTING ME

  • @julissahernandez1190
    @julissahernandez1190 3 года назад +824

    tommy: "take off your shirt"
    Dream: "WHATTT!! tommy your so weird "
    also dream " i like when george screams"

  • @noctuiddawn
    @noctuiddawn 3 года назад +1032

    Dream- “Girls have cooties”
    Spoken like a true first grader.

    • @haha-pk4di
      @haha-pk4di 3 года назад +16

      LMAOOO YES

    • @beans27_
      @beans27_ 3 года назад +3

      AHAHHAHAHAH

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 3 года назад +8

      Thomas has never heard of such bullshit

    • @keimakatsuragi1705
      @keimakatsuragi1705 3 года назад +8

      Cooties are a real term in the English language, which was derived from the Malaysian term kutu which stands for small parasitic insects that live in your skin.

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 3 года назад +2

      @@keimakatsuragi1705 Well, that means their definition is completely incorrect

  • @connorcannon6019
    @connorcannon6019 Месяц назад +3

    R.I.P technoblade

  • @IFUCKINHLOBEHHANDHB
    @IFUCKINHLOBEHHANDHB 8 месяцев назад +3

    Tommy is such a good RUclipsr my whole entire family likes his content😭

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 дней назад

      Tommy is such a good RUclipsr my whole entire family likes his content 😭

  • @fungusishere
    @fungusishere 3 года назад +1711

    Dream talks about his little sister
    Tommy; “I’m a lonely child”
    Also Tommy; “.... I MEANT ONLY CHILD”

    • @nightmare4254
      @nightmare4254 3 года назад +30

      Seems like Tommy needs a gal in his life.

    • @winkdinkk
      @winkdinkk 3 года назад +14

      the awkward silence that followed made it even better

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 3 года назад +7

      I meant a single child

    • @dinogoose1053
      @dinogoose1053 3 года назад +1

      600th like!

    • @Keke-mg7of
      @Keke-mg7of 3 года назад +1

      He cald himself a child!

  • @ehananwar70
    @ehananwar70 Год назад +4

    rip to my man techno :(

  • @XD.73-849
    @XD.73-849 Год назад +3

    9:50 I thought Dream was going to say ‘you’

  • @sophia-hp1tt
    @sophia-hp1tt 3 года назад +12231

    *”girls have cooties”*
    -Dream, a 21 year old adult

    • @m.4ddii22
      @m.4ddii22 3 года назад +33

      no

    • @dabestever7143
      @dabestever7143 3 года назад +238

      He’s 21?! bruh I’m a minor but I simp for dream I-

    • @Tuttlee
      @Tuttlee 3 года назад +41

      I like coke whos ur dealer

    • @dabestever7143
      @dabestever7143 3 года назад +13

      TuttleKing カメ bruh😐

    • @facelessmask4132
      @facelessmask4132 3 года назад +61

      Nah, dream is a man child

  • @fatpigeon7
    @fatpigeon7 3 года назад +653

    *Tommy:* "what do you so all day then, dream?"
    *Dream:* "I kill people.."
    *Silence*
    *Dream:* "OH! You mean in real life."

    • @huuman6706
      @huuman6706 3 года назад +8

      2:30 Ur welcome :)

    • @Non_Consistent_Potato
      @Non_Consistent_Potato 3 года назад

      @@huuman6706 thank you Human

    • @namanvevo
      @namanvevo 3 года назад +2

      *TommY* My mom said that if I got 100 likes on my premiere song she will buy me a mic! I needed that *Begging you*

    • @NevilsicoShard
      @NevilsicoShard 3 года назад

      **"Oh, you mean in-game?"**

  • @jellypyropizzaeater9633
    @jellypyropizzaeater9633 Год назад +13

    I’m not even British and I call my ‘mom’ ‘mum’

  • @arxoloil
    @arxoloil 7 месяцев назад +1

    Tommy and dream having a normal conversation is so wholesome

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 года назад +20598

    Tommy in 2021: I went to dreams thanksgiving dinner

  • @ExoticCannibal
    @ExoticCannibal 3 года назад +2146

    The title of this video should really be:
    “Dream and I had a stupid argument that lasted for 21 minutes”

  • @vzloverr
    @vzloverr 8 месяцев назад +2

    Dude might aswell just go to dreams house and have a family dinner there 💀

  • @Judewars
    @Judewars 2 года назад +10

    17:17 We don't talk about Erin no no no

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 14 дней назад

      17:17 We don't talk about Erin no no no

  • @giod7505
    @giod7505 3 года назад +2905

    Tommy: You can’t even ban me
    Dream: *bans him*
    Tommy: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @yourpersonaldemon7825
    @yourpersonaldemon7825 3 года назад +2024

    "How old's your sister?"
    "13... I think."
    Dream doesn't even know his sister's age meanwhile people know his height, age, phobias and date of birth.

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 3 года назад +131

      Oh lord.... That's little creepy if you ask me.

    • @yourpersonaldemon7825
      @yourpersonaldemon7825 3 года назад +56

      @@Moon_Bloom There's a wikipedia page about him....
      The life of a well-known youtuber.

    • @adithyays731
      @adithyays731 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/iUY9rFw_lq8/видео.html

    • @2anony
      @2anony 3 года назад +22

      @@Moon_Bloom Yeah but I think that's basic info. It would be creepier if it was other things :v

    • @Moon_Bloom
      @Moon_Bloom 3 года назад +14

      @@2anony True. It's just I don't want people to know what phobias I have.

  • @max_n_friendz
    @max_n_friendz Год назад +5

    It's sad that techno died

  • @imwhispy
    @imwhispy Год назад +9

    Tommy: "Technoblade is better than you"
    Dream: "No he's not"
    *oh buddy...*

  • @aliwashere666
    @aliwashere666 3 года назад +2088

    Tommy: “Are you disappointed in dream?’’
    Dreams mom: ...
    *Leaves Instantly*

  • @SnoozingMoose
    @SnoozingMoose 3 года назад +1069

    “You don’t have to listen to her, I don’t listen to her”
    -Dream 2020

  • @user-tz4ht3yx8n
    @user-tz4ht3yx8n 9 месяцев назад +1

    “I wake up”
    “I play games for 100hours”
    “I sleep”
    “I wake up”

  • @pinkish_dragon
    @pinkish_dragon Год назад +3

    Not even close baby techno blade never dies RIP ❤️❤️❤️

  • @j.ill3143
    @j.ill3143 3 года назад +3740

    10:01
    Dream: *takes off chestplate*
    Tommy: *smile*
    Dream: SEE YOU SMILED

    • @Dream-ht2pe
      @Dream-ht2pe 3 года назад +9

      LUL

    • @s4vvq
      @s4vvq 3 года назад +12

      @CrookedSmiles ew that ship is terrible, I ship gogy x Clay

    • @lavolien
      @lavolien 3 года назад +68

      @@s4vvq pls dont ship real people

    • @symlees3357
      @symlees3357 3 года назад +76

      @CrookedSmiles tommy's a minor who has expressed that he's uncomfortable being shipped. stop

    • @jazminesarchive
      @jazminesarchive 3 года назад +3

      @@s4vvq also Respect the ships ;-;

  • @skatblip7991
    @skatblip7991 3 года назад +1184

    “I wake up”
    “Commit tax fraud”
    “Then go to sleep”
    Lmao

    • @jolli2483
      @jolli2483 3 года назад +2

      why a robloxian wqtch a minecraft and why am i watching mc

    • @randomperson8087
      @randomperson8087 3 года назад +1

      @@jolli2483 cause why not?

    • @C2R1_
      @C2R1_ 3 года назад

      @@veschlelysia Woaahhh me too

    • @heresyfinder8720
      @heresyfinder8720 3 года назад +2

      And then he showed Ludwig lol

    • @madjoe1803
      @madjoe1803 3 года назад

      what a coincidence, i went to the comment section, i was reading your comment then dream is saying it

  • @placeholder5877
    @placeholder5877 4 дня назад +2

    6:46 best quote of 2020

  • @Starting-star
    @Starting-star Год назад +2

    Tommy: *exists*
    Dream: EAT YOUR SOCK

  • @zyncsmp_real
    @zyncsmp_real 3 года назад +4283

    Tommy: how old is your sister?
    Dream: 13. I think.
    What a great brother!

    • @flan6449
      @flan6449 3 года назад +310

      Lol I forget my sisters age all the time. She’s like 17 and I still think she’s 9 sometimes

    • @zyncsmp_real
      @zyncsmp_real 3 года назад +24

      Lol I do too

    • @anuvijain6042
      @anuvijain6042 3 года назад +143

      Nah that's just an older brother thing cause my brother forgets my age all the time.

    • @zyncsmp_real
      @zyncsmp_real 3 года назад +12

      Yea Ik tho it’s kinda funny hehe

    • @billy6678
      @billy6678 3 года назад +47

      My whole family thinks I’m 14....
      I’m 13..

  • @matrixx7547
    @matrixx7547 3 года назад +7720

    “I kill people”
    “Oh you mean irl?”
    George: *intense sweating*

    • @oscie
      @oscie 3 года назад +48

      clay not george ;)

    • @lewbston7852
      @lewbston7852 3 года назад +10

      R 😠

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 3 года назад +10

      666 likes

    • @Mortomi
      @Mortomi 3 года назад +11

      Oscar Hudson cALl hIM bY HIs REaL nAmE
      (Also it’s a gay joke you pleb)

    • @WingsNoir
      @WingsNoir 3 года назад +1

      vruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @wyatthofer3769
    @wyatthofer3769 Год назад +10

    I like how dream was like I’m better than Technoblade at the beginning then the next day Technoblade destroyed him.
    RIP Technoblade

  • @ahhhahahhahah
    @ahhhahahhahah 2 года назад +3

    Title: "I Spoke to Dream's Mom"
    *Dreams mom there for 5 seconds of the 20 minute video

  • @starry6918
    @starry6918 3 года назад +6233

    if dream's sister is "Drista", then should Dream's mum be "Drum"

    • @delphi_lasagna
      @delphi_lasagna 3 года назад +451

      😂
      What if dream had a brother? Drother
      Dreams dad: drad

    • @mangomilk0943
      @mangomilk0943 3 года назад +104

      @@delphi_lasagna that actually sounds cool tbh,

    • @varunsharma406
      @varunsharma406 3 года назад +216

      I play drums, so that means I bang Dream's Mum??

    • @starry6918
      @starry6918 3 года назад +74

      @@varunsharma406 oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @delphi_lasagna
      @delphi_lasagna 3 года назад +39

      @@varunsharma406
      Maybe?-

  • @slittingggg
    @slittingggg 3 года назад +2150

    Tommy: have you ever killed someone in real life?
    Dream: ... *no?...*

    • @alpha-dj3rk
      @alpha-dj3rk 3 года назад +3

      @@_emstar omg that's insane

    • @_emstar
      @_emstar 3 года назад +12

      @@alpha-dj3rk
      .    。    •   ゚  。   .
         .      .     。   。 .  
      .   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •
        ゚   alpha 7943 was not An Impostor.  。 .
        '    1 Impostor remains     。
        ゚   .   . ,    .  .

    • @justakid2804
      @justakid2804 3 года назад +8

      Oh shoot, it's not me-
      ° • ° • °
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° • ° • ° • °
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° • ° • ° • No one was ejected(Tie) • °. •°. •.° 1 imposter remains°.
      • °• ° •
      °• •° •° •

    • @slittingggg
      @slittingggg 3 года назад +1

      @@justakid2804 where did ya get the text? The among us one

    • @hyacinthtan9567
      @hyacinthtan9567 3 года назад +3

      Seems kinda sus

  • @junie.is.awesome101
    @junie.is.awesome101 2 года назад +3

    16:29 that aged well

  • @onda-chanuwu1754
    @onda-chanuwu1754 2 года назад +5

    His laugh makes me calm

  • @drumptruck6268
    @drumptruck6268 3 года назад +2255

    her voice has a definite "mom" quality to it, and idk how to explain it lol but it's there

  • @clo6870
    @clo6870 3 года назад +693

    “have you every killed anyone in real life?”
    *silence...*
    ⁿᵒ

    • @mrs.futuregubler3109
      @mrs.futuregubler3109 3 года назад +11

      we all know that’s a lie 😌

    • @alana9029
      @alana9029 3 года назад +8

      How did you make the text that small 😳😳

    • @alana9029
      @alana9029 3 года назад +2

      Katherine Pierce thank you!!!

    • @NotS4IB
      @NotS4IB 3 года назад +2

      {nooo o_o}

    • @qubitgate.
      @qubitgate. 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @Summerdreamedits
    @Summerdreamedits 3 месяца назад +2

    9:57 it has to be the funniest

  • @fricekingdom7611
    @fricekingdom7611 Год назад +4

    Toms next video: I spoke to Dream’s dog!

  • @pipintheapple3212
    @pipintheapple3212 3 года назад +590

    Dream's Mom: "Who's this?"
    Tommy: "This is .... GeorgeNotFound"

    • @elena4875
      @elena4875 3 года назад +20

      During the stream without cuts it was more like “this is.. this.. this is... GeorgeNotFound”

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 3 года назад +1

      Pip In The Apple TommyNotFound

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 3 года назад

      Emperor Flaminate yes

    • @Alexb-ti8rn
      @Alexb-ti8rn 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 3 года назад

      Alexb Gaming I just replied to you in approximately 20 seconds

  • @SpookyyReject
    @SpookyyReject 3 года назад +17705

    “Hello Big d”
    “Don’t call me that”
    “Okay small d”
    “Not that either...”
    “D money”

  • @rodyisdaddy
    @rodyisdaddy Год назад +2

    i love when tommy is confused he goes like: "gahhahahoogah"

  • @frankjiang3295
    @frankjiang3295 2 года назад +6

    This was the journey the creators of Lord Of The Rings could only dream of…

  • @therosepicaxe1829
    @therosepicaxe1829 3 года назад +862

    Dreams mom: 'Yeah I dont really like swearing'
    Tommy: 'Frick'

  • @someone9677
    @someone9677 3 года назад +4556

    “How old is your sister?”
    “13”
    ......
    “I think”
    Thank you for all the likes!^^

    • @2anony
      @2anony 3 года назад +205

      My brother is like that too lmao
      What a great brother 🥰

    • @slambotv1334
      @slambotv1334 3 года назад +19

      Yeah me too

    • @dysanity
      @dysanity 3 года назад +36

      I did that to my brothers 🥰

    • @mramelka500
      @mramelka500 3 года назад +16

      This is me to my younger brother-

    • @tuna_fish1438
      @tuna_fish1438 3 года назад +7

      I forgot how old my older brother is

  • @Norachantir
    @Norachantir Год назад +1

    Tommy in 2022: I spoke to dreams great grandfather

  • @ajgonzalezg220
    @ajgonzalezg220 Год назад +1

    Just being bros for at least 4 minutes
    Dream and Tommy

  • @mifosmovievault8335
    @mifosmovievault8335 3 года назад +2735

    A true rise and grind scheduled
    "I wake up"
    "commit tax fraud"
    "then go to sleep"
    - dream

    • @memerdreams408
      @memerdreams408 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @redpicureframe
      @redpicureframe 3 года назад +3

      tax fraud*

    • @pacer_1442
      @pacer_1442 3 года назад +13

      underscoreZA yes take fraud my favorite type of fraud

    • @mifosmovievault8335
      @mifosmovievault8335 3 года назад +6

      @@redpicureframe thank you

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds 3 года назад +6

      wake up in the morning stretch a bit and then go back to sleep

  • @HamCUHC
    @HamCUHC 3 года назад +878

    Dream: "you have cooties"
    Tommy (being british and not understanding): "whats cooties?"
    Dream: "girls have them"
    Tommy: *is it a private part*

    • @giannamitchell3528
      @giannamitchell3528 3 года назад +120

      HE THOUGHT COOTIES WERE COOCHIES IM DEADDDD

    • @dervc6952
      @dervc6952 3 года назад +23

      I could not have worded it any better then dream

    • @aristoumeehan4076
      @aristoumeehan4076 3 года назад +23

      I’m a Brit and I’ve been soooo confused about what cooties is for ages

    • @chxrries37
      @chxrries37 3 года назад +14

      Surely I am not the only Brit that knew what cooties was right?

    • @coolio2000
      @coolio2000 3 года назад +7

      @@chxrries37 yeah, but not from school or British films, from American films, books etc...

  • @Radiodemon120
    @Radiodemon120 Год назад +2

    I love how he genuinely apologized to dream for saying his mom doesn’t love him

  • @DEEJEE_2009
    @DEEJEE_2009 Год назад +1

    You know wat I like about tommy is that every time he laughs it’s loud

  • @AlasWasTaken
    @AlasWasTaken 3 года назад +4387

    Tommyinnit: How old is your sister?
    Dream: 13 I “think”

  • @lanielazer5449
    @lanielazer5449 3 года назад +1520

    “I don’t have a favorite woman.”
    Dream ain’t no simp.

  • @Fishwolfcrow
    @Fishwolfcrow 8 месяцев назад +2

    "I need to see your nipples, take off your shirt"
    "What!?"
    *"I need to see your chest eyes"*

  • @ah3md
    @ah3md 21 день назад +2

    i love the way at 1:32 he turns into a horse💀😭

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 2 года назад +2976

    “You’re a child? Oh my...” that was the most mom sounding thing ever

    • @patient0750
      @patient0750 2 года назад +14

      YES🤣🤣🤣

    • @kiarakagelia261
      @kiarakagelia261 2 года назад +14

      tommy should just tell mother Dream what he done to him😂😂😂

    • @aeronalvarez6509
      @aeronalvarez6509 2 года назад +6

      I imagine ara ara

    • @Hatsun3Miku3
      @Hatsun3Miku3 2 года назад +2

      @@aeronalvarez6509 lol

    • @sylviaarmin180
      @sylviaarmin180 2 года назад +12

      "Oh adult, oh adult, come hither." -Tommyinnit 2020

  • @chcopuddin1335
    @chcopuddin1335 3 года назад +428

    Dream: “You’re a man child”
    Also Dream: “You have cooties!”

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt 3 года назад +4

      Tommy isn't a man child, he's just a regular child

    • @namanvevo
      @namanvevo 3 года назад +1

      *TommY* My mom said that if I got 100 likes on my premiere song she will buy me a mic! I needed that *Begging you*

    • @erenmuse58
      @erenmuse58 3 года назад +1

      Man child more like the man behind the slaughter lol

  • @Sohamkasar123
    @Sohamkasar123 Год назад +2

    R.I.P technoblade ull be in our hearts:(

  • @ShouOfficial
    @ShouOfficial Год назад +1

    12:52 He's A legend

  • @wirelessly__
    @wirelessly__ 3 года назад +2841

    I actually love Tommy and Dream’s relationship
    “I want you to eat your sock Tommy”
    “Hello big D”
    “Don’t call me that”
    “I’m sorry small D”
    I want this relationship

    • @thefakeepic1874
      @thefakeepic1874 3 года назад +12

      50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 3 года назад +41

      imagine being so cringe that only a bot and a criticism is in your reply.

    • @faz_rock
      @faz_rock 3 года назад +7

      @@vincentdreemurr lol

    • @scenemogoth
      @scenemogoth 3 года назад

      Yup

    • @Blockyverse
      @Blockyverse 3 года назад

      I have this relationship wirh someone i dont know irl

  • @adriandechavez8687
    @adriandechavez8687 3 года назад +1368

    Dream: I kill people
    Tommy: Oh, you mean IRL
    Dream: The law requires I say no

  • @darkx_ai
    @darkx_ai 9 месяцев назад +1

    Niki:"Techno's my friend."
    Dream:"F**k you,niki"

  • @Bamboo_https
    @Bamboo_https Месяц назад +1

    “Well techno’s my friend :)” ILYY

  • @tetsu5658
    @tetsu5658 3 года назад +1521

    “My family calls me clay”
    “You family calls you child”
    My family calls me “the middle child” or in accusations “disappointment”

    • @potate7598
      @potate7598 3 года назад +16

      Well that’s not good...

    • @watwaslit8071
      @watwaslit8071 3 года назад +12

      True

    • @chloe-pl2gh
      @chloe-pl2gh 3 года назад +1

      Burnt_ rice how are you gonna say true to that? you dont know their family

    • @watwaslit8071
      @watwaslit8071 3 года назад +5

      @@chloe-pl2gh no child I mean I can relate.

    • @sahinkapoor4282
      @sahinkapoor4282 3 года назад +3

      Your families acknowledge your existence?

  • @nex24_
    @nex24_ 3 года назад +295

    "Are you disappointed in Dream?"
    Dream: *_leaves vc in panic_*

  • @btggamer7623
    @btggamer7623 Год назад +9

    Tommy never fails to make my funny bone ache for days on end!

  • @frosty_holly4
    @frosty_holly4 9 месяцев назад

    I love watching tommyinnit videos he makes me laugh he's funny

  • @justqt_
    @justqt_ 3 года назад +11188

    "I wake up"
    "Commit tax fraud"
    "Then go to sleep"
    -dream's schedule

  • @sugarcrystal8122
    @sugarcrystal8122 3 года назад +8853

    “My mom calls me Clay”
    10 minutes later
    “Who is this?”
    “this is dreams mom”
    Hmmmm

    • @dumb_pringles6412
      @dumb_pringles6412 3 года назад +453

      OML U RIGHT- well he did mute so he could have told her to call him Dream -.>-. The world may never know

    • @Mayra9148
      @Mayra9148 3 года назад +571

      i mean she knows he is usually publicly referred to as dream so

    • @divine4582
      @divine4582 3 года назад +103

      Mrs Dream ofc she calls his son Dream

    • @harumatkovic9571
      @harumatkovic9571 3 года назад +57

      Maybe she thought his name is a secret

    • @overripeschnitzel
      @overripeschnitzel 3 года назад +66

      Probably thought he didn't want her to say "Clay"...
      or maybe she's not actually his mom-

  • @Lost_hyena722
    @Lost_hyena722 Год назад +2

    We all miss techno

  • @unvl7682
    @unvl7682 11 месяцев назад +2

    19:50 my geography addicted mind thought he was talking about Uzbekistan 💀

  • @yowtf7409
    @yowtf7409 3 года назад +769

    "yeah well I bet you've never SPOKEN to a girl before"
    Tommy: I've spoken to your mom.

  • @reiji3934
    @reiji3934 3 года назад +1731

    Dream : your family calls you "child" your mom like " child, come here."
    Tommy : does your mom go "oh adult come here."?
    Dream : well...no.

  • @emilyjrs5737
    @emilyjrs5737 Год назад +10

    2:43
    Dream does tax fraud?

  • @eduardojuarez3245
    @eduardojuarez3245 9 месяцев назад

    Tommy In 2022: I became dreams father

  • @Drinoco098
    @Drinoco098 3 года назад +555

    Dream explaining cooties to a British person is comedy gold.

    • @TehRedd
      @TehRedd 3 года назад +1

      Can we get sum LULs

    • @CatQueen1323
      @CatQueen1323 3 года назад +3

      It's slang for lice...

    • @1z4_
      @1z4_ 3 года назад +1

      I still don't understand

    • @CatQueen1323
      @CatQueen1323 3 года назад +8

      @@1z4_ Lice are basically little bugs that lay eggs in your hair, and if someone had them you wanted to stay away (as there were no good procedures for dealing with lice for quite a while.) As such you use "cooties" to say you want nothing to do with someone, or just as some kind of kiddie playground banter.

    • @Scrumptious_
      @Scrumptious_ 3 года назад +3

      CatKing13 No one really knew what cootie meant or what it actually was even if it’s real never bothered to google. We just used it as for something to pick on someone in American culture the girls had “Girls rule boys drool”(Not true to this day never gonna forgot 2nd grade). will we just picked on them and just said EWW disgusting you touched her?!? OMG you HAVE cooties. Now, now everyone even the girls will bully you.(Not me cause of a alpha chad and hadn’t touched a girl since 1st grade.) Do I thinks that good idk don’t plan on doing anything reckless. Not a slang. It’s fake

  • @creamy1312
    @creamy1312 3 года назад +2948

    Dream: "Girls have cooties."
    Tommy: "That seems sexist"
    Literally Tommy: "Just killed a woman feeling good."
    Edit: Lol, didn't mean to sound like I thought it was sexist. Just saying that if Tommy thinks cooties is sexist his line is a lot worse. oops

    • @gothcoth
      @gothcoth 3 года назад +70

      he's got his priorities right

    • @carlafuqua1685
      @carlafuqua1685 3 года назад +16

      well the second thing isn't sexist so..?

    • @reyeshcha
      @reyeshcha 3 года назад +2

      Hes being used against him self

    • @hypershot3616
      @hypershot3616 3 года назад +17

      So killing a girl makes you sexist, wow!

    • @rekt307
      @rekt307 3 года назад +10

      How is killing a girl sexist lol

  • @BlindBread83991
    @BlindBread83991 2 года назад

    "is it because i always win wars?"
    *LAUGHS IN TECHNO AND DREAM BLOWING UP L'MANBERG*

  • @Rash_Roblox
    @Rash_Roblox 5 месяцев назад +1

    By the 100k battle between dream and techno he really meant technoblade will win
    REST IN PEACE, RESPECTED WALKING BACON TECHNOBLADE

  • @siliwillow9055
    @siliwillow9055 3 года назад +4479

    Tommy: “How old is your sister?”
    Dream: “13......i think.”
    Brother Of The Year Award🥇
    16:23

    • @-Rezin-
      @-Rezin- 3 года назад +147

      I do the same thing 😂

    • @lsfernands9698
      @lsfernands9698 3 года назад +71

      lol,i'll be honest i do this too

    • @arnavrathi
      @arnavrathi 3 года назад +83

      I dont even remember my age i am 2000 born so i calculate lmao

    • @dave6593
      @dave6593 3 года назад +40

      happens to me all the time. i never remember the exact age of my sister

    • @ChristmasDarkening
      @ChristmasDarkening 3 года назад +40

      Lol I called my brother 12 on his 21st birthday-