The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 31 авг 2020
  • Today TommyInnit, Dream, Quackity and Tubbo have lots of fun on the Dream Team Minecraft Server. It was properly mental.
    STREAMING DAILY, LIVE ON DREAM'S SMP - / tommyinnit
    Edited by Tommy + BIG MAN EDITOR LARRY (@LarryTL )
    @dream @Tubbo @Quackity
    Follow my Twitter - @tommyinnit
    Follow my Instagram - @tommyinnitt
    Today Me, Dream, Quackity and Tubbo start a new faction in the Dream Team Minecraft Server. Although me and Dream have had our Minecraft War for the Music Discs, like in the video Dream is a Psychopath, today we put it all behind us to have lots of laughs and fun. It was so fun and pog champ.
    Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is Dream and I starting a group! POG CHAMP!
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Комментарии • 41 тыс.

  • @MidnightFoxx
    @MidnightFoxx 3 года назад +3862

    "Dream is a pyschopath"
    "Mission kill dream"
    "The strike agaisnt dream"
    *"Dream is jesus"*

  • @adityabansriyar8252
    @adityabansriyar8252 3 года назад +7456

    Everyone: Dream must be so sad after the duel
    Dream: I am both God and the holy spi-

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 3 года назад +94

      God complex is still a thing, you know.

    • @mikados0173
      @mikados0173 3 года назад +185

      @@seivenk9453 He Is just kidding around bro-

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 3 года назад +22

      @@mikados0173 I know.

    • @jordanglenn9119
      @jordanglenn9119 3 года назад +116

      it’s a copping mechanism 😌✋

    • @user-eh7rh3gz2z
      @user-eh7rh3gz2z 3 года назад +1

      that was before the duel idiot

  • @shelbysoneregret
    @shelbysoneregret Год назад +562

    I love how Tommy goes from hesitant about offending anyone to just completely going along with it

  • @TotallyNotXel
    @TotallyNotXel Год назад +681

    8:46
    Dream: ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?! MOTHERINNIT!
    Got me WHEEEEEEZEEEE

    • @Howlor23
      @Howlor23 10 месяцев назад +6

      I couldnt help myself at that point 🤣

    • @ThatGirlAurora
      @ThatGirlAurora 6 месяцев назад +3

      reminder!!

    • @JB-DJ
      @JB-DJ 5 месяцев назад

      TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @untitledgooose
    @untitledgooose 3 года назад +6767

    The most out of context sentence ever:
    “DISCLAIMER: I am not Jesus.”

    • @cloudzysky7094
      @cloudzysky7094 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @thelittlet2255
      @thelittlet2255 3 года назад +16

      7:54

    • @copyshark2093
      @copyshark2093 3 года назад

      @Spider - Comix he’s a child. and a kid.

    • @SporkMarker
      @SporkMarker 2 года назад

      Spoiler!

    • @5upq
      @5upq 2 года назад +1

      I think the weirdest one without context Is at the end when they say "oh my dream" several times

  • @ronk3353
    @ronk3353 3 года назад +3693

    Tommy: "I'm in it for the women."
    Also Tommy: "Just killed a woman, feeling good."
    (he's INNIT for the women ;))

  • @stel2
    @stel2 Месяц назад +134

    Anyone else watching in 2024 and missing this era and disc duo so much?

  • @jeypatel2520
    @jeypatel2520 7 месяцев назад +74

    Rare footage of Dream being friends with Tommy and ACTUALLY having a good time with him.
    Edit: POG should stand for “Primes Of God”.

    • @Nashiaharris
      @Nashiaharris 3 месяца назад +4

      Omg it totally should lmaoooo

  • @vebjrndrefvelin4873
    @vebjrndrefvelin4873 3 года назад +5656

    Twitch Prime: *exists*
    Dream: «We could make a religion out of this»

  • @pesto1730
    @pesto1730 3 года назад +4398

    “My Minecraft if having issues”
    “My internet is having issues”
    “My life is having issues tubbo”

    • @Zynorde
      @Zynorde 3 года назад +34

      Thats a mood.

    • @PufferInnit
      @PufferInnit 3 года назад +47

      Sentence of ✨Depression✨

    • @visperilda
      @visperilda 3 года назад +14

      Reality being like:

    • @sarahduffie2922
      @sarahduffie2922 3 года назад +5

      Story of my life

    • @asmiroy2926
      @asmiroy2926 3 года назад +12

      AND YOU CAN FIX THAT BY GENERATING FREE MONEY

  • @Panimal
    @Panimal Год назад +2921

    as a christian, this is hilarious

  • @atlasllm
    @atlasllm Год назад +130

    the fact that dream's armor glows purple makes him being the god of twitch primes so much funnier

  • @Dragon-hu5ev
    @Dragon-hu5ev 3 года назад +3894

    “My Minecraft’s having, like, issues.”
    “My internet’s having issues.”
    *”My life’s having issues Tubbo.”*
    Mood

  • @queenaunt4531
    @queenaunt4531 3 года назад +2859

    Dream while tired: accidentally creates a rip-off religion that's literally just christianity rehashed with weird minecraft people with 3 children while dying of laughter

  • @muffin_head
    @muffin_head Месяц назад +29

    I honestly miss this era so much😭 where everyone could js be carefree and laugh

  • @hollowkhai657
    @hollowkhai657 Год назад +40

    Quackity: PRAY TO THE LORD!
    Tommy: THE LORD!
    Dream: Disclaimer: I am not Jesus
    Tubbo: what?

  • @interselectingmelody
    @interselectingmelody 3 года назад +3062

    "ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?!"
    "MOTHERINNIT!!!!"

  • @raccoonstoons7112
    @raccoonstoons7112 3 года назад +8359

    Imagine going to church this Sunday and writing on the pray card “I’m switching to the prime church religion wish me luck...pogchamp”

    • @poddle_8324
      @poddle_8324 3 года назад +140

      Raccoons Toons I’m dying please help XD, why was this so funny

    • @evan499
      @evan499 3 года назад +48

      Well im going to sub to your yt now

    • @magicaldimpleberry2365
      @magicaldimpleberry2365 3 года назад +15

      420th like

    • @magicaldimpleberry2365
      @magicaldimpleberry2365 3 года назад +9

      well i wasnt i had to refresh I'm actually 423

    • @basil4825
      @basil4825 3 года назад +9

      Never herd of a pray card

  • @PurpleTsunami21
    @PurpleTsunami21 Год назад +42

    This was the first Tommyinnit video I watched on October 22nd 2021, and I rewatched it today only to be hit with a ton of nostalgia and laughter. So much has happened in my personal life and I’m sure even more has happened in his. No matter what happens, I’ll always remember that blonde British boy I used to watch, and of course, Technoblade never dies as long as he lives in our hearts.❤

  • @xTommyTNTx
    @xTommyTNTx Год назад +25

    This was the first ever dsmp related video I ever watched. I was in a really rough place. My friends all left and turned on me, I was dealing with a breakup, I was dealing with rumors being spread about me etc. i went on my school chrome and watched some RUclips. It popped up in my recommended as my tears seemed endless. I clicked it to see what it was about and then the loud, joyful voice of dream hit followed by the laughter of Tommy. It felt like someone was excited to talk to me despite it not being a person I knew or was even really talking to. I watched the entire video and started watching more dsmp. I’ve never gone back since and I have no regrets. Thank you for the memories and the happiness you brought me. I will never forget you or this video king ❤

  • @patchling9034
    @patchling9034 3 года назад +4807

    “ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT” -Dream 2020

  • @ricefrog8837
    @ricefrog8837 3 года назад +8553

    *This video takes the term “Christian Minecraft Server” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL*

    • @Angelsmilktea
      @Angelsmilktea 3 года назад +129

      Instead of christian Minecraft sever a pog minecraft sever

    • @meckam
      @meckam 3 года назад +45

      people of god's minecraft server

    • @Angelsmilktea
      @Angelsmilktea 3 года назад +9

      meckam yes

    • @fluffyjello
      @fluffyjello 3 года назад +15

      Dream SMP is renamed the Dreamstian Minecraft Server.

    • @monke9114
      @monke9114 3 года назад +4

      LMAO YES

  • @justlivinglife5609
    @justlivinglife5609 2 месяца назад +22

    I miss these days of the Dream SMP

  • @Chaosisunderrated
    @Chaosisunderrated Месяц назад +9

    Revisiting this video after 3 years is so nostalgic! Love ya Toms!

  • @DannyTheTwerp
    @DannyTheTwerp 2 года назад +7389

    Dream in canon: *A narcissistic psychopath*
    Dream in general: *Funni*

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 3 года назад +16047

    Dream and Tubbo: *wheezing and laughing*
    Tommy: *panicked, knowing full well the terrors of cancel culture*

    • @krabsisdaddy447
      @krabsisdaddy447 3 года назад +861

      I really feel like Tommy is gonna get his fair share of cancel culture one day. Whenever he gets bigger someone is gonna bring up a time where he was offensive... which is often. But we love Tommy for it.

    • @mr.dinosuar7333
      @mr.dinosuar7333 3 года назад +322

      @@krabsisdaddy447 if he doesnt change we the fans will back him up

    • @krabsisdaddy447
      @krabsisdaddy447 3 года назад +433

      @@mr.dinosuar7333 exactly. I think us tommyinit fans are very loyal to him for some strange reason. I have no doubt that half of us would spend hours fighting 14 yr old girls on twitter.

    • @ashlyn2943
      @ashlyn2943 3 года назад +252

      Peyton Hall I would gladly spend hours fighting 14 year olds on twitter for tommy. anything for tomathy.

    • @am3thysts
      @am3thysts 3 года назад +267

      They don’t have to worry too much cause us Christians find this hilarious. They only have to worry about the “woke” that step in and get offended for everyone.

  • @lizarch5688
    @lizarch5688 10 месяцев назад +32

    this will forever be my favorite tommyinnit video it never gets old

  • @exoticluke99
    @exoticluke99 Год назад +18

    Knowing his face now made this 10 times better bro 😂

  • @unfair3
    @unfair3 3 года назад +5497

    Imagine being Tommy’s mom and Just hearing a 21 year old man yell ARE YOU IN THE RELIGION MOTHERINNIT

    • @te4458
      @te4458 3 года назад +29

      Tommy is 16

    • @angeljose8591
      @angeljose8591 3 года назад +222

      @@te4458 dream was the one that screamed that and he is 21

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 3 года назад +30

      PeasantTeagan dreams 21

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 3 года назад +38

      MOTHERINNIT

    • @Nya.0.
      @Nya.0. 3 года назад +20

      I wanted George to be in the religion lol

  • @ram-ria9815
    @ram-ria9815 3 года назад +2439

    "so youre god *and* jesus?" "yes. and the holy spirit"
    its the unholy trinity

    • @youlostthegame
      @youlostthegame 3 года назад +11

      PFFFT

    • @the_three_idiots6623
      @the_three_idiots6623 3 года назад +13

      @• an elysian wayfarer • AMEN

    • @ahumanbeing985
      @ahumanbeing985 3 года назад +5

      You have to be part of the 50% of people who are subscribed i mean who are going to heaven

    • @annikarosas2720
      @annikarosas2720 3 года назад +1

      Nooo, the unholy trinity is Megan Shubble and Mika

    • @2cumber
      @2cumber 3 года назад

      it's the holy trinity

  • @fannyfunke1360
    @fannyfunke1360 Год назад +25

    18 minutes of pure comedy with our favorite RUclipsr - it‘s perfect!

    • @Mrboi724
      @Mrboi724 8 месяцев назад

      18 minutes of your favourite youtuber being offensive

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Mrboi724cry about it

  • @SheWas18InDogYears.
    @SheWas18InDogYears. Год назад +16

    Now knowing dreams face makes it so much funnier. Because I am trying to figure what he is looking like right now.

  • @emolix_
    @emolix_ 3 года назад +2274

    "ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?"
    *"MOTHERINNIT."*
    my life just became complete lmaooo thats the funniest shit ever

    • @leilamarte3345
      @leilamarte3345 3 года назад +25

      MOTHERINNT SPEAK

    • @jotarokujo8990
      @jotarokujo8990 3 года назад +18

      M O T H E R I N N I T !

    • @hwlrr
      @hwlrr 3 года назад

      what is "lmao" like? if your whole life is like it

    • @emolix_
      @emolix_ 3 года назад

      @Follow me at xd C4Cayden on tik tok ayeeeeee

    • @nomikaye4105
      @nomikaye4105 3 года назад +1

      Am I the only one who is disappointed that this wasnt MOMMYINNIT? XD

  • @technoyams2212
    @technoyams2212 3 года назад +3593

    Alternate title:
    "18 minutes of Tommy and Dream blaspheming and creating a sub cult."

    • @yummybee5974
      @yummybee5974 3 года назад +13

      They have created a cult! XD

    • @Physma
      @Physma 3 года назад +33

      Its not blasphemy or irreverence if God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit himself are in the call

    • @TheDrumstickEmpire
      @TheDrumstickEmpire 3 года назад +4

      Physma lmao

    • @glassesperson1396
      @glassesperson1396 3 года назад +5

      *17:59

    • @aysaid
      @aysaid 2 года назад +3

      @@Physma haha 😐

  • @Nitrunner_
    @Nitrunner_ 6 месяцев назад +11

    Dream is the kind of guy to see twitch prime and ask "is anyone gonna make a religion out of that" and not wai for an answer

  • @heatherodowd
    @heatherodowd Год назад +28

    i still love this video to this day

    • @karlhillman4596
      @karlhillman4596 Год назад

      You're not alone my friend this is my comfort video

  • @spaced-out3707
    @spaced-out3707 3 года назад +5490

    Dream left the game
    Dream: “my Minecraft is having issues”
    Tubbo: “my internet is having issues”
    Tommy: “my life is having issues”

    • @afiazahra2334
      @afiazahra2334 3 года назад +56

      2:36 - 2:41

    • @Sophie-PVTT
      @Sophie-PVTT 3 года назад +15

      Oof-

    • @_meekio4844
      @_meekio4844 3 года назад +13

      Yep that's what they said...

    • @irenax7775
      @irenax7775 3 года назад +28

      BUT JUST USE YOUR FREE MONEY TO CURE WORLD DEPRESSION

    • @oliviajaggerxo
      @oliviajaggerxo 3 года назад +5

      Tommy: "My life is having issues" - That's legit me now that I can't do my exams because they've been cancelled due to COVID...! 😢😢😢

  • @ceoofheinz6171
    @ceoofheinz6171 3 года назад +5988

    “Father forgive me for I have sinned”
    “Speak to me child”
    “I did a weed”
    “L”

  • @rylee_smiley
    @rylee_smiley 3 месяца назад +13

    I miss this so much lmao it was iconic

    • @xazzx
      @xazzx 3 месяца назад

      samee

  • @zuzu3279
    @zuzu3279 2 месяца назад +12

    2024 and I still find this the funniest video I ever seen. Also I miss the good old days of dream smp

    • @wiley884
      @wiley884 2 месяца назад +1

      Agreed

    • @R34L.NUK3S
      @R34L.NUK3S 2 месяца назад +2

      I have watched this for the 18th time cuz its so funny lmao

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 3 года назад +2319

    Dream: makes this religion as a joke
    His viewers: *hey, we can make a religion out of this*

    • @chrisbutwithaq685
      @chrisbutwithaq685 3 года назад +34

      No don't

    • @tabes5933
      @tabes5933 3 года назад +6

      YES DO

    • @beckaigu1610
      @beckaigu1610 3 года назад +10

      @@tabes5933 I don’t think u got the reference

    • @Andy_Hendrix_9842
      @Andy_Hendrix_9842 3 года назад +10

      @@chrisbutwithaq685 How about i do anyway?

    • @zoe.b.8548
      @zoe.b.8548 3 года назад

      @@beckaigu1610 Wilbur visited a dream cult so I guess they changed there mind a bit

  • @salimalir
    @salimalir 3 года назад +2094

    "My minecrafts having issues."
    "My internets having issues."
    "Yes, well my lifes having issues, tubbo."
    😂

  • @reyfun7869
    @reyfun7869 11 месяцев назад +21

    The amount of times I've watched his video is definetly not unhealthy haha, yeah
    Still to this day this is one of my fav videos, it can always make me laugh

  • @Danielle38433
    @Danielle38433 Месяц назад +11

    I wish I could watch this for the first time again 😭😭

  • @shrek5973
    @shrek5973 3 года назад +4458

    Alternate title:
    "a green florida man disguised as jesus and a child make money for saying twitch prime”

  • @goldenstar613
    @goldenstar613 3 года назад +1691

    Tommy: You’re the ensemble.
    Tubbo: yayyyyy
    Also Tubbo: whats an ensemble?

    • @Jr21montoya
      @Jr21montoya 3 года назад +3

      What is an ensemble?

    • @punza847
      @punza847 3 года назад +1

      What’s and ensemble

    • @punza847
      @punza847 3 года назад +2

      My grammer lol

    • @Jr21montoya
      @Jr21montoya 3 года назад +3

      @Nick does Quad drumming so ppl that come to your door on Christmas and sing a song

    • @marvelx551
      @marvelx551 3 года назад

      600

  • @iamanidiot6170
    @iamanidiot6170 9 месяцев назад +6

    5:05 dream says tubbo is mary and that dream himself is jesus
    TUBBO IS DREAM'S MOM

  • @VisionaryForge_
    @VisionaryForge_ Год назад +17

    This is still one of my favorite video of Tommys. Never fails to make me laugh. I made the attempt of drinking water at one point; not recomended 😂

    • @Vx_baboon
      @Vx_baboon 9 месяцев назад

      i attempted to drinking milk while reading this, not recomended

  • @bodie634
    @bodie634 3 года назад +1713

    Dream sounds like mrbeast talking about honey! "ITS FREE MONEY"

    • @karlydorris2215
      @karlydorris2215 3 года назад +4

      Bahahahaha that what I was thinking

    • @pop6039
      @pop6039 3 года назад +2

      L.M.A.O

    • @jeremybeans7364
      @jeremybeans7364 3 года назад +5

      Mr beast rubbed off on dream

    • @jamezyeu4015
      @jamezyeu4015 3 года назад

      GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG
      ruclips.net/video/9IQ7zgms20M/видео.html TAHTD YHE LINK

    • @TheMr_164
      @TheMr_164 3 года назад +11

      @@jamezyeu4015 No its clearly not, and i clicked it so you dont have too, its one notjamezy's fortnite videos -_-

  • @shardul5578
    @shardul5578 3 года назад +4630

    Dream: "Father forgive me I have sinned."
    Father: "L in your chat"

  • @szymonolszewik1531
    @szymonolszewik1531 Год назад +8

    That really left me speechless. I just sat in front of my computer for 2 more minutes after the video lol. Please do more content like this!

  • @alrightatgames
    @alrightatgames Год назад +11

    I have never related to Dream more than when he is talking about how much he needs and loves money.

  • @mae5560
    @mae5560 3 года назад +1552

    “my minecrafts having issues”
    “my internet is having issues”
    ‘well my *life is having issues Tubbo* ‘
    now THAT IS A MOOD IF I EVER DID SEE ONE

    • @randomanimals3422
      @randomanimals3422 3 года назад +9

      Tubbo
      Dream
      Tommy

    • @boop8584
      @boop8584 3 года назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @robwiethoffsbiggestfan3106
      @robwiethoffsbiggestfan3106 3 года назад +2

      dude you stole my name 👁️👄👁️

    • @goldenfoxy2604
      @goldenfoxy2604 3 года назад +1

      But we can fix that by GENERATING FREE MONEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK "SUBSCRIBE" AND THEN IT'LL SAY "TWITCH PRIME"

    • @Flamefoxphoenix
      @Flamefoxphoenix 3 года назад

      Generic Gamer dude stop I keep seeing you everywhere in Tommy’s video comments just stop

  • @avamae6505
    @avamae6505 3 года назад +3177

    Tubbo: “so you’re god
    and you’re a president
    and you have a religion?”
    Dream: *y e t h*

    • @mxttyisvxntage3403
      @mxttyisvxntage3403 3 года назад +3

      Time stamp?

    • @avamae6505
      @avamae6505 3 года назад +3

      @@mxttyisvxntage3403 9:08

    • @BenBoyP
      @BenBoyP 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @twig5730
      @twig5730 2 года назад +7

      *”according to god statistics only 50% of you are going to heaven”*
      *-dream*

    • @avamae6505
      @avamae6505 2 года назад +2

      @@twig5730 I mean if dream THE god said so 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Hsl-em6cz
    @Hsl-em6cz 11 дней назад +2

    3 years later and I’m still rewatching this

  • @arsonchild47
    @arsonchild47 Год назад +8

    I think this is the first video I’ve ever watched of the dream smp- my friend showed it to me a year ago at a sleepover, but I didn’t rediscover the dream smp until a couple of months ago. Just thought that was cool!

  • @san8350
    @san8350 3 года назад +2476

    Brooo, imagine dying and then going to heaven and then God being like "This u?" And then he pulls out from his pocket a screenshot of you dying in Minecraft.

    • @Apollo52_
      @Apollo52_ 3 года назад +107

      retaliate by pulling out a picture of dream dying to technoblade in the duel and say "this u?"

    • @san8350
      @san8350 3 года назад +22

      @@Apollo52_ that's what I was thinking haha

    • @Bynn.h
      @Bynn.h 3 года назад +21

      It’s nearly two am and I’m having the hardest time not wheezing and waking up the entire house at this comment.

    • @selinkosebay2555
      @selinkosebay2555 3 года назад +6

      Memento Mori

    • @san8350
      @san8350 3 года назад +4

      @@selinkosebay2555 Unus annus

  • @grayderulo2855
    @grayderulo2855 2 года назад +5300

    When dream said "Disclaimer: I am not Jesus" I nearly threw up from laughter.

    • @raulcarbajal4039
      @raulcarbajal4039 2 года назад +8

      same

    • @_NguyenDinhKhoi
      @_NguyenDinhKhoi 2 года назад +81

      I mean we never see Jesus and dream in the same room

    • @untitledidiot7970
      @untitledidiot7970 2 года назад +8

      i was disappointed instead

    • @ikerrad2804
      @ikerrad2804 2 года назад +4

      @@_NguyenDinhKhoi why did they tell Tubbo "that is incredibly wrong of you to say"?

    • @ikerrad2804
      @ikerrad2804 2 года назад +3

      @rosé but that's true, it's not wrong

  • @yesihavearrived3302
    @yesihavearrived3302 Год назад +6

    This is literaly my comfort video

  • @thesaltysnail1943
    @thesaltysnail1943 Год назад +8

    This was before he had a million. Now a year or two later he has 11 million. Insane.

  • @whoid6077
    @whoid6077 3 года назад +3462

    "Father forgive me i have sinned"
    "L"
    I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THAT I LITERALLY HAVE A STOMACHACHE NOW LMFAOOOO
    Edit: I'm good now the stomachache only lasted few minutes

  • @kirstenkao2279
    @kirstenkao2279 3 года назад +2090

    Friend:”What’s your religion?”
    Me:”... It’s complicated”

    • @metalbaby5223
      @metalbaby5223 3 года назад +7

      Omg- XD

    • @hosoooblivion6914
      @hosoooblivion6914 3 года назад +36

      No reason not to. Some people worship a flying spaghetti monster. So a blob can't be all that different.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 года назад +16

      @@hosoooblivion6914 Oh yeah, Church of the flying spaghetti monster,innit?

    • @ego_jin
      @ego_jin 3 года назад +4

      when will they build the church

    • @syd1457
      @syd1457 3 года назад +2

      NO PLEASE CAUSE I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND

  • @WashingtonArchive
    @WashingtonArchive Год назад +48

    7:19 That aged well

    • @ConfusedCraft
      @ConfusedCraft Год назад +3

      Lmao

    • @fitquefunlie9848
      @fitquefunlie9848 Год назад

      How so?

    • @coolpaint183
      @coolpaint183 Год назад +1

      now go off in the comments, sire

    • @fitquefunlie9848
      @fitquefunlie9848 Год назад

      @@coolpaint183 what?

    • @coolpaint183
      @coolpaint183 Год назад

      @@fitquefunlie9848 i was talking to the original commenter in this section, quackity said they'd probably show up in the feeds of a Russian guy and have them go off in the comment section about how they're offended, so in order to carry the joke forward i asked the Russian commenter to go off..

  • @Boredom102
    @Boredom102 5 месяцев назад +6

    This video is still a vibe even years later 😂

  • @tomcartwright_7
    @tomcartwright_7 3 года назад +2379

    "Now you may sign the divorce papers"
    *the divorce papers*
    "F"

  • @Ender-zx8uz
    @Ender-zx8uz 3 года назад +1694

    Alternate title: 3 minecraft streamers discuss modern impressions of religion and faith in a deity.

  • @Vai-Taylors-Version
    @Vai-Taylors-Version Месяц назад +7

    I will sell a lock of my hair to watch this for the first time again 😭

  • @alobstergaming2940
    @alobstergaming2940 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Disclaimer I am not Jesus”
    Well there goes my whole belief system

  • @tutugry3105
    @tutugry3105 3 года назад +514

    Tommy talking about dream:
    "He turns himself into jesus. Funniest shit i ever seen"

    • @keansan1195
      @keansan1195 3 года назад +2

      #DREAM TEAM. #L'MANBERG

  • @xcoserr
    @xcoserr 3 года назад +937

    hearing dream yell “MOTHERINNIT” is the best thing ever

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 3 года назад +11

      @KMFDM LOL COMMENTS HAS MORE LIKE THAN THE VID

    • @groovygoatgecko
      @groovygoatgecko 3 года назад +11

      @KMFDM then why are you watching a minecraft video?

    • @thegreatuncreativename58
      @thegreatuncreativename58 3 года назад +8

      @KMFDM then why commenting on a minecraft video

    • @justadog8011
      @justadog8011 3 года назад +9

      KMFDM You are a little baby.
      *lIkE mY CoMmEnT tO aGrEe*

    • @derpypixel4951
      @derpypixel4951 3 года назад +3

      KMFDM I don’t play Minecraft anymore, but seriously. What are you trying to accomplish? Going on random Minecraft videos, spamming “minecraft is for babies” then posting the link? What are you contributing? Stop being edgy, kid.

  • @KatiesTeaCup
    @KatiesTeaCup 6 месяцев назад +6

    "I wish we could turn back time, to the good old days"

  • @travanforbes8989
    @travanforbes8989 Год назад +11

    I'm a Christian, and still wheeze to this video to this very day.

  • @sophiayoung1095
    @sophiayoung1095 3 года назад +4924

    “Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.”
    -Dream
    Edit: thank you so much for all the likes omg-

  • @zyri1191
    @zyri1191 3 года назад +621

    how dream laughs:
    1. the chuckle
    2.the cant't stop himself
    3.the wheeze thats lasts for at least 10 minutes
    how tommy laughs:
    laughs like he's high on drugs

    • @raymond9479
      @raymond9479 3 года назад +10

      Welcome to RUclips theory where we record and anylize every youtuber

    • @mewingmanda
      @mewingmanda 3 года назад +5

      B A H H A H A

    • @LiL.L1ghtmare
      @LiL.L1ghtmare 3 года назад +2

      Trueee

    • @maxbaysinger4182
      @maxbaysinger4182 3 года назад +4

      no he laughs like all of his friends are making fun of him and hes doing the sarcastic laugh that quickly follows by a blank stare

    • @zyri1191
      @zyri1191 3 года назад +2

      @@maxbaysinger4182 ok fine maybe that's a bit more acurate lol

  • @darrinmaidlow6262
    @darrinmaidlow6262 Год назад +5

    Dream saying he was god that was just too funny😂🤣

  • @zentiqal3290
    @zentiqal3290 Год назад +7

    No one:
    Me, a christian who goes to church each week: *dies in laughter*

  • @mczman123
    @mczman123 3 года назад +2837

    People: Whats your religion?
    Me: Its complicated..

  • @nickmahyr870
    @nickmahyr870 3 года назад +3327

    “Surely this is offensive to someone.” Me, a Christian: Nope, not really Tommy.

    • @wackywings2706
      @wackywings2706 3 года назад +50

      Amen.

    • @catie6520
      @catie6520 3 года назад +121

      @@wackywings2706 pogchamp*

    • @eyeofender3219
      @eyeofender3219 3 года назад +50

      @@catie6520 ✨🙏✨ Pogchamp ✨🙏✨

    • @isanahely3103
      @isanahely3103 3 года назад +58

      Me a Catholic: my mom would freak if she heard this but it's not offensive to me 🤣

    • @cjuldiz
      @cjuldiz 3 года назад +16

      No, Tommy
      Pogchamp

  • @curtanolitadeleon-janke809
    @curtanolitadeleon-janke809 Год назад +4

    2 years later and I’m still dying from laughter 😂

  • @charliealexes5119
    @charliealexes5119 7 месяцев назад +3

    someone count how many times dream said twitch prime in this singular video

  • @rub4006
    @rub4006 3 года назад +3238

    “My internet is having issues”
    Tommy- “my life is having issues”.

  • @DarksaberDC
    @DarksaberDC 3 года назад +8486

    Imagine if Dream was in a church:
    “According to God’s statistics, only a small percentage of people are actually going to heaven. So if you ending up liking this church mass, consider getting Twitch Prime. It’s free and you can always change your mind.”

  • @IamMonkez
    @IamMonkez Год назад +4

    Dream: Don’t give your armor or tools to anyone
    1 hour later Dream: GIVE ME YOUR ARMOR OR YOUR DEAD!

  • @mariosnako
    @mariosnako 8 месяцев назад +3

    0:43 Tommy:i dont care about making money
    Also *Tommy* asking to subscibe so he makes money

  • @rylealvarez5114
    @rylealvarez5114 3 года назад +6553

    So apparently Dream is a god, has a religion, and is running for president all before we know his face.

    • @_shadow_1545
      @_shadow_1545 3 года назад +127

      Least we can we say "We were here he is GODD"

    • @blooop3126
      @blooop3126 3 года назад +168

      We don’t need to see his face, he is god. He’s too powerful to see.

    • @_shadow_1545
      @_shadow_1545 3 года назад +49

      @@blooop3126 Hes too powerful a God like that shant be seen

    • @EraTheShrimp
      @EraTheShrimp 3 года назад +26

      Well we dont know gods face...

    • @alecchavez82
      @alecchavez82 3 года назад +14

      dream 2020

  • @elleapostrophe448
    @elleapostrophe448 2 года назад +3675

    “I’m sorry, son, I’m disowning you.”
    “Why?”
    “You have sinned.”
    “Mother, what have I done?!”
    “You’ll be going to Tier One soon, my son.”
    “What have I done to deserve Tier One?”
    “You didn’t end the prayer with ‘Pogchamp’, you can’t stay here.”
    “It was a mistake, mother I swear it!”
    “You are not a true POG, now admit to your sins. Say why youre being disowned.”
    “I-I forgot to end the dinner prayer with ‘Pogchamp’ mother…”
    “L”

  • @peyton737
    @peyton737 Год назад +5

    i’m rewatching this on easter

  • @supbroski3202
    @supbroski3202 Год назад +5

    I don't even care how many times I've seen this video since it came out 2 years ago, it never fails to make me laugh out loud

  • @clarppink
    @clarppink 3 года назад +20932

    “we had a war.”
    a few vids later
    “we made a religion.”

    • @kumipallo617
      @kumipallo617 3 года назад +719

      next video
      "we had a religious war"

    • @kristinlouise5491
      @kristinlouise5491 3 года назад +79

      These comments are underrated 🤣😭😭

    • @itsyaboisunny5072
      @itsyaboisunny5072 3 года назад +76

      Next week:
      We had ultimate survival war

    • @trenchcoatdoggo5185
      @trenchcoatdoggo5185 3 года назад +56

      @@kumipallo617 Let this be the beginning of the Dream SMP crusades. Where they will all dawn crusader armor, and fight to retake the holy land.

    • @rodzjunk7141
      @rodzjunk7141 3 года назад +17

      Just like the Philippines and the Spanish.

  • @mikahrilynn1868
    @mikahrilynn1868 3 года назад +690

    why does dream have like a special voice when saying “disclaimer, i am not jesus....” it sounds like the “in this video we coded it so that...”

  • @awesamask7797
    @awesamask7797 5 месяцев назад +6

    god I miss this era so much

  • @_rand0mroses_
    @_rand0mroses_ 7 месяцев назад +2

    Can’t believe it’s been 3 years since this amazing video came out 😭❤️

  • @stwt4742
    @stwt4742 3 года назад +4486

    Friend: What’s your religion?
    Me: It’s complicated
    Edit: For everyone replying with “church prime” or something similar let me explain. Right now we are on the *internet* a place where introverted people come to hide from the real world. Introverts don’t really like social interaction (it’s kinda their thing). I am also an introvert hence me being on the internet. I will *never* go up to my less nerdy friends and say that I believe in “church prime”. Can you comprehend how cringe and awkward that sounds?? No thanks.

    • @nowhatrice8568
      @nowhatrice8568 3 года назад +51

      Can't wait to explain it when I see 'em again..

    • @Nathansomething
      @Nathansomething 3 года назад +17

      Not really
      I'm in dreams one

    • @stwt4742
      @stwt4742 3 года назад +13

      Vinz Calaguas Well yeah, my friends don’t know about dream and having to explain everything would take too long

    • @ebux9885
      @ebux9885 3 года назад +8

      //Strawberry Tea\\ church prime

    • @midnightdevilspy
      @midnightdevilspy 3 года назад +9

      Im now a mix of Christianity and Church Prime XD

  • @nukiszn
    @nukiszn 2 года назад +2985

    ghostbur: gets sent to limbo in wilbur's place with tears burning his face
    wilbur: " L "

  • @s0livagant_
    @s0livagant_ 3 месяца назад +3

    7:54
    15:21 oh god, thats just the XD voice without reverb, WE'VE STARTED IT

  • @alexkps3325
    @alexkps3325 Год назад +4

    Rewatching old vids of the dsmp the day it ended because I am really bad at goodbye js my mood rn 😗

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 3 года назад +5381

    As a Christian I find this hilarious. Just a bunch of people turning twitch prime into a religion somehow.

  • @prime6160
    @prime6160 3 года назад +2560

    “I don’t care about money” says; makes more money than both his parents combined at the age of 16

    • @LebronShaqthe2nd
      @LebronShaqthe2nd 3 года назад +111

      Yh that's just benefits of being a streamer that's his viewers choice to donate he does streaming cuz that's wat he likes

    • @droozy7974
      @droozy7974 3 года назад +67

      he doesn't have to care about money lmao he can retire at like twenty haha

    • @HuwMadd
      @HuwMadd 3 года назад +25

      dosen't he make like 25k a month from subs?

    • @droozy7974
      @droozy7974 3 года назад +17

      He’s making like 800k a year

    • @frnnzy_
      @frnnzy_ 3 года назад +10

      No, I don’t think he does, RUclips doesn’t make much, especially in this *pandemic*

  • @Kookie-gk1mc
    @Kookie-gk1mc День назад +2

    this video never gets old LOL

  • @wh3reammi
    @wh3reammi Год назад +2

    i love how half way through tommy tries to shut it down then gives up after dream and quackity continue lmao