SMPLive: Staring Contest
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2019
- jschlatt and twomad get cozy. Streamed live @ / jschlatt
Friends in the video:
/ twomad
/ connoreatspants
/ cscoopp
/ yoitsgold
Edited by Drago:
/ drago97531
Texture Pack: Classic Alternative 1.13
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Игры
*complaining about not getting partnered*
*”is he B L A C K ?”*
I guess they didnt like Male genitalia - Schlatts Twitter persona, circa like 3 days ago when he didnt get partnered
It's a good and honest question though
Black people terrify me
@@syndromesauce5837 ok
Syndrome Sauce ok
This series isn’t depicting jschlatt’s adventures anymore, it’s Connor’s adventures into debt and sadness.
beyond true
eat pant jakson
Eat pant conar
Jackson ͔ I don’t think anyone could say it batter!
Actually it’s a stream clip compilation of a Minecraft multiplayer server
I love jschlatt. He’s like the villain of the server with the sad backstory that makes him a hero.
Doofensmurtz of SMP
@@AWormsPurpose wait so he has no family?
thanos
@@pierresihite8854 ant venom was his family until he called schlatt bipolar
@@woodensponge ooooof ah i remember him saying "my childhood hero just called me bipolar"
*_Rare footage of Jschlatt doing the funny mic but without the funny mic_* 10:13
the scream without all the clipping is a lot more hardcore
My ears
He really goes for it huh
I hate it, I love it
imagine his neighbors hearing the scream
trust all statistics you hear
100% of all cscoop's are pathological liars
DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF THE SERVER'S POPULATION
100% stastistics and statements are lies
Dino Boy 200IQ
Despite being only 13% of the population, [REDACTED]
The animal crossing music really sells this
It's weird seeing a famous youtuber with a comment that hasn't got much traction.
Love your vids, man!
Do you happen to know the name of the song
@@spooksnifff6523 Here's an idea.
Literally search for "jschlatt outro" on RUclips.
Click the first video.
Profit.
If you're lazy: animal crossing (gamecube) - 7PM
Julian Stuchlik u good bro?
It really do man
Jschlatt and Conner make such a good pair
conar eat pant
Jschlatt agreed cuz he hearted
Conar
@@ayeitsbelch Eat pant conaaar
conar
How was Alvin and The Chipmunks 2?
best movie ive ever jacked off to
wait nvm
haha same
jschlatt bro same
@@AlexJay-pv7kh bruh
"is that guy black?"
* turns out to be twomad *
The two funniest guys on the server finally meet holy shit
who and who?
@@shootingstar4468 schlatt & twomad
oddyssi wrong
Tacobelladvert who is it then
@@jakemarszewski8684 Steve and Alex
*jschlatt wonders y it takes so long for twitch to partner him
“Is that guy black?”
hi
@@rose-sk2wo after 2 years i didn’t think my comment would have 1.2k likes😂😂
@@KiiDBB lmfaooo
@@KiiDBB bro you joined at 2013 that's impressive
Hey that’s me!
gay
YoItsGold gay
gay
gay
Homosexual
Wow holy fuck, hearing Schlatt scream without the funny mic really shows how much effort he puts into the scream like jesus christ that is brutal
if you stare into the void, and the void stares back, you win the staring contest cause the void is blind and cant see
words of wisdom from Jaiden Smith
You can rob justice because its blind
@@arcstaff holy shit you're right
You remind me of 2014 sips when sipsco was at its height of power
Sippintncock
I JUST SAW ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 2: THE SQUEAKUAL!
BRO THATS SO EPIC
Plz stop
@@acommunist1607 B) nah
suga.r UR SO EPIC BRUH😎🤙
WELL I JUST SAW BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHAU 2
This was without a doubt my favorite stream moment to watch live
Says *fear sets in, proceeds to say "is he black?"
Andy Reyes haha
local man sees movie about small speaking rodents and screams about it before falling down a pit
Quote lololililollillillikollololo
I’m having a staring contest with a pumpkin right now... _this guy’s gooood._
@@aarontheperson6867 hes now a Jack o lantern hes still good
@@domm3559 AHHHHHHHHHHH
Daniel Sambar how did it go?
holy shit twomad lost the staring contest
Everyone says What’s Popping , not How’s Popping 🥺
how is popping
why is popping
Who is popping
Popping smell
Thats D E E P
I love how Connor is just sorta like Jschlatts sidekick as he attempts making his business more successful.
I love the SMP live server everyone on there is so funny and they have such good friendships. They never cease to make me happy and smile. Love ya Schlatt
6:29
Footbal:" WE EATING GOOD"
ill never forget it
"Is that guy black?"
I guess we could say that, this is *Dark humor*
I guess JSchlatt is not aware of Twomad's situation, so I must clarify it. I don't care if he doesn't even read this, I don't care if no-one likes this comment, I'm just glad to tell this story.
So, one day, Carson and some guys played this map, and Carson invited Twomad to help him out. Twomad, however, brought a really racist skin. Carson had to blur it out so the viewers couldn't see such monstrosity! After those events, Twoball was asked to leave the server to get a "less offensive" skin. He came back with a fully dark skin. That is the story of Twomad's (who is currently known as "Football") racist skin story.
what was the "offensive skin"
Like, umm... Imagine a really fat naked black man... With a a giant afro... And big sausage lips. Now imagine that as a Minecart skin. And now imagine that skin, but blured out. That's basically it.
Twoball
Schlatt is the villain that everyone roots for, like Robbie Rotten
Rip football
RIP football
Everyone isn’t talking about Schlatt’s genuine laugh at 6:01
True. I think it was the first time I heard his "out of charachter" laugh
Rip twomad
too soon
This is kinda crazy that u commented this lol like the odds that u comment this 6 months before he actually dies is legitimately wild lol
wow this aged badly
holy SHIT
Mf has a time machine and only went back 7 months
This is like watching the scuffed version of Ed edd and eddy
He’s just standing there, MENACINGLY
Bruh minx’s boyfriends fighting
LMAO
I clicked "Newest first" On the comment thing JUST to see this or if it's been written yet
Thank u
I litteraly looked up this video just to see this
Everyone says "I wish I had a friendship like tommy and tubbo" while schlatt and connor are the OG friendship
I like how TwoMad is just walking around stealing everybody's stuff
always makes me smile when i come back to this video and see how far hes come. congrats on 800k dude :')
I saw the staring contest live but somehow I missed the Alvin and the chipmunks part ):
I've been watching RUclips for 7 hours straight. Why am I like this. I just want to be loved or motivated, nothing carries me along anymore. This is a cry for help
Szegro that’s kinda a gamer moment ngl
1:36 I love how Schlatt defended himself with a water bucket even though you cant place water in the Nether lmaooo
When I think of twomad, I think of this video and the “I know we couldn’t skype tonight but that’s alright” video. This was the prime of twomad and I’m incredibly sad that he got lost within the spiral of hell that is drug abuse. I miss the days when he used to play ow and rainbow 6 those were the golden days. When I say I like twomad, I like this twomad, may he rest in peace
He had it coming not gonna lie but I agree with you. Back then he was just a loud guy with an eccentric humor next thing I knew he was a full blown p*do and a r*pist. Sad to know that this would've been prevented if he had gotten help.
@@luicifieroto say he had it coming is very fucked up. Especially when I wasn’t even referring to the past twomad fuck out my replies
@@Fwslater You're still sympathizing with a horrible person though. I hope you know that.
@@Fwslater Deleting my reply is such a pussy move. Stand your ground
@@luicifiero I’m not sympathizing with that era of twomad, I literally say in my comment that I’m referring to the golden era of twomad and the drug spiral he went down when that era ended
I appreciate the “what’s popping” best joke :)
Schlatt and Connor truly are the sips and sjin of SMP live, this videos cements that fact for me.
I just want to thank you for bringing us these videos and streams pretty much daily. i absolutily love you
This channel provides nothing but gold. The content is always hilarious. Jschlatt is a legend and I am so blessed to live in this timeline.
Jschlatt: How’d you get these pants on me?
*LATER*
*How’d you get these pants off me?*
I FOUUUUUUND IT
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS CLIP FOREVER
Anyone know where I can get liberty primes voice saying, Reject Moderninity Return to the GreenTop?
This really helped me out, thank you jscatt. Tonight I was in such a rut and in a bad state but this got me to smile and forget for a little. Thank you
I have no idea how you manage to make all your streams so amazingly funny, but you’re doing a great job.
Why have I watched this video like at least 10 times? It's just so good in its entirety
This was the best “chill stream” I have ever been a part of
Love the start and the end being the same clip from different angles
"I think this guy's black."
-jshlatt 2019
Nearly 2 years ago now during when this video was shot, this channel had only 1,000 subs. Now it’s nearly at 2 million
And it deserves 20
wait what he only had 1k during this??
4:35 godfather reference I love it
This is Twomad and Schlatt fighting over Minx
Literally every video of Schaltt starts with “CONNOR”
Connor trying to save Schlatt almost made me cry...
i loved the callback at the end. master writing.
This stream was the greatest night of my life. It was so funny, also footbalL
10:12 hearing this without the funny mic feels unnatural
Can we talk about how brutal Schlatt's scream at 10:14 is?
I think it's like starscream.
Thank you so much for posting I love you
Nobody:
Connor: Schlatt i have a business opportunity for you
“Conner, conner! I just saw Alvin and the chipmunks: 2”
*tactical nuke incoming*
This video is a video.
this comment is a comment
@@mehmed6529 this reply is a reply
Spooky boi This reply to a comment is a reply to a comment
PP
Every 60 seconds in africa, a minuite passes
okay but I love how when you go to theweeklyslap schlatt's like "if I ask you how are you doing I hope the answer would be well", but then you go on his SMP videos and :)))
After watching a lot of your videos I really want to play animal crossing.
This is not Supermega
Just saw an ad of voice over Pete and it is one of very few ads I will gladly watch
i finally understand why these videos are so fucking good from schlatts pov. they give the same fucking energy as any episode of the office ever and i love it
Connor connor!
I just saw Alvin and the chipmunks 2!
I just saw- *falls*
*vacuum noise*
I love how his first reaction is, "Is that guy black?"
Crazy to see the subcount in only 1k
“You know me dude”
I love Connors voice, there's just something about it that's so soothing...
The things I would do to hang out with schlatt And Connor on smp live
anyone else coming back and reliving the glory days of SMPlive
Jschlatt is like disney, HE HAS A ENTERPRISE ON EVERYTHING
This was just Connor being Jsclatts Sidekick as they both try to destroy the server
Thank you Schlatt, this is a wonderful birthday present.
how time flies
Absolute props to this entrepreneurial mastermind for standing his ground during that staring contest and carrying on a business venture at the same time
this is so sips and sjin i love it
Schlatt is the Doofenshmirtz of SMP Live
Are we really just going to ignore the fact that Sclatt ran at 8:40?
Its that video from perfectly cut screams yesss
3 months and 300k subs later, im proud of you
Very good video, Jschlatt, will watch again.
Finally a video
I was so invested with the staring contest when i looked at my phone I felt like i had lost and then got sad
Schlatt and Connor are the Sips and Sjin of SMPLive
I gotta know though, whats pooping, gamers?
Jschlatt's a chaotic neutral but Twomad's just a chaotic chaotic.
Connor and Schlatt are like sips and sjin if they were on smplive
*"is that guy BLACK"*
the good old days
These guys are the Sips and Sjin of this server.
What a huge gain.