It's kinda insane how far twomad can go with some of his jokes that would probably get schlatt cancelled for the 50th time this week if he was the one doing them.
@BepsiMan I think it also has to do with the fact that twomad is black and some people are just scared (especially younger people) to hold black people accountable for certain stuff as they don't want to be "racist" which in itself is kinda racist lol.
@@Nevermore455 sort of there is simplified and traditional. Traditional is just a little harder to write but they both have the exact same pronunciation just written a little different.
6:03: "I am small, less than 5 feet tall” 6:28: "I like penis" 6:53: "I love K-pop" 6:55: "read these nuts" 7:06: "Pickle Rick" what twomad says isn't what the subtitles are BTW, like in 7:06 he simply says "Thanks" in Japanese, but my Mandarin isn't good enough to tell EXACTLY what he says in the other sections.
@@tristenatorplaysgames6833 Yeah, it’s too bad swagger and Mccreamy are the only active ones, it’s sad to even listen to the podcast as it seems So awkward between everyone
You're directly translating word for word which makes no sense in English. What that sentence means is "I'm short." which is followed up with the next chinese caption "I'm no taller than 5 foot."
6:03 Swagger didn't actually say whatever was the subtitle in Chinese or he tried but it didn't sound at all like Chinese. The subtitle also translates to“ I have a small physique/I am very small and I not at all 5 feet tall.
Swagger I love how you're bringing back the offensive comedy, that's how it should be. You said it best, the pendulum will swing back thanks to you bro!
Longtime Spotify listener of the podcast here, no way to leave 5 star review on Spotify but I’ll put one here, always listen to the podcast at work and really helps the days fly by. Hope to listen to many more to come!
Twomad: "I'm learning chinese"
*Twomad eating sandwich flashback*
Ima respond a different language
yo respondio en un differente idioma
Wo de xie diandian diao bingqie xiang jie dian fadian
vou responder em outra lingua
Once he started speaking other languages I was dying of laughter
It's kinda insane how far twomad can go with some of his jokes that would probably get schlatt cancelled for the 50th time this week if he was the one doing them.
@BepsiMan I think it also has to do with the fact that twomad is black and some people are just scared (especially younger people) to hold black people accountable for certain stuff as they don't want to be "racist" which in itself is kinda racist lol.
Just accept the funny joke don’t be a karen
@@RipFlips you speak the truth.
@@bananaisgood3743 Thats the most true shit that i've ever heard.
@BepsiMan are they fans?
Twomad doesn’t have a shit mic he just warps reality around him that makes him sound like that
He just sounds like that irl🤣🤣🤣
i imagine he sounds like this irl
A lovely way of saying hes morbidly obese thank u ill remember it
@@maximilianbrunner1203 The fuck?
his own gravitational pull does stuff like that
8:07 that's actually arab, but it's left to right
"Crusty underwear"
"Big headed baby"?
Lmao
"arab"
translation is still trye
was he actually saying it tho
@@beans8373 no, i'm talking about the text, but the translation is poor at best.
what twomad is saying is not even close to to arabic
@@beans8373 nah
Idk why robot sounds like that
funny how almost no one saw your comment
When your verified but no one knows who you are
lol
Cause they fuckin
Why theres always a verified youtube commenting on videos.
Self promoters
“Nah man he hasn’t been a pedophile for ages”
LMAO
would it be too far if they said I think you mean Mini
@@jwinturbo hell of a ladd
Congrats on 500
Hey man I'm sober now. I only walk by kindergartens very slowly these days
I thought they said mini at first lol
I've taken Chinese for about 11 years now and I haven't seen anyone that is more fluent than this man
@Jordan Martinez my mom had me take it when I was younger but now I genuinely enjoy it
Aren’t Chinese and Mandarin Chinese a little different?
@@Nevermore455 sort of there is simplified and traditional. Traditional is just a little harder to write but they both have the exact same pronunciation just written a little different.
@@TheGrembler he might be confused with Cantonese and mandarin
Ik bro I do chinese as well and hes definitely more fluent
"culturally insensitive" is just another way of saying feat. Twomad
Mr worldwide
Twomad is a fucking enigma and i love it
@@Gage-nt thats a weird way of spelling ni-
@@Slorborbius nigma
@@Gage-nt for one, racist. two, you didnt even spell it right.
As a Chinese, I approve of twomad's way of speaking small eyes.
speaking small eyes💀
SPEAKING SMALL EYES
6:03: "I am small, less than 5 feet tall”
6:28: "I like penis"
6:53: "I love K-pop"
6:55: "read these nuts"
7:06: "Pickle Rick"
what twomad says isn't what the subtitles are BTW, like in 7:06 he simply says "Thanks" in Japanese, but my Mandarin isn't good enough to tell EXACTLY what he says in the other sections.
bloody legend
At the other parts it's just random noises haha
If that's supposed to be Mandarin, it's closer to gobbledygook.
@「 Deadpoppin 」that’s apart of the joke, my God how dull minded are you?
all of these arent actual chinese he is just saying random noises but swagger has to make it seem like he is speaking Chinese
TwoMad: I’m learning Chinese
Also TwoMad: says thank you in Japanese....
to be fair the hes pretty good at making gibberish sound like languages
Wow bro thank you so much for commenting exactly what Twomad said in the video that we all heard him say in the first place
@@hamza1168 i think he's saying that it was funny.
ありがとう
谢谢
Also twomad: *chants in Arabic *
Bro twomad fits in so perfectly with the misfits. It’s like the same fever dream offensive comedy from the CSGO and pubg days
YEAAA IT REMINDED ME OF THE OKDER SWAGGER SOULS VIDEOS
@@tristenatorplaysgames6833 Yeah, it’s too bad swagger and Mccreamy are the only active ones, it’s sad to even listen to the podcast as it seems So awkward between everyone
it’s like with raccooneggs, except with a completely different vibe
schlatt too. glad they added both them to their group videos, makes it watchable
@@dean988 technically schlatt is part of lunchclub with Carson and his crew but I agree their dynamic works really well
THIS GROUP HAS THE BEST CONTENT WITH TOEMAD
Toemad lol
We need raccoon eggs back tho
toemad?
TOEMAD
Angry foot finger
Twomad is going on his way to become the world's first bilingual schizophrenic youtuber
Oh trust me he made it there
6:45 I am Asian and I can confirm, I’m laughing really hard at twomad’s jokes.
How can someone be so incredibly offensive, yet completely immune to getting cancelled on Twitter??
because he doesn’t care
Can’t be canceled if u don’t care abt being canceled
What part is offensive?
what does it even mean to be cancelled? that twitter blocks you? that people give you shit for being offensive? the term is pretty vague to me
welp...
"Culturally insensitive CSGO"
With swagger, is there any other kind?
Twomad
With CSGO is there any other kind?
stop liking this
If you do youve broken code lil cro
@ridvan arikan are you saying Smitty and Swagger being like controlled cause it seems like it on colddones last night
Jslattt
Twomad learning a second language when this man can’t even speak basic English
I did the same
420 likes nice
No way bro, it was a limited edition Collab when you think about it
😂
Rest in peace Twomad
U misspelt piss, silly
twomad is honestly one of the funniest dudes on youtube.
Agreed bro 😂
One of? Can you tell me the others?
oh he makes racist jokes and he's funny, white people make racist jokes and they're racist. sure
@@dubl33_27 that's how it works
@@dubl33_27 I don't see how that had to do with twomad being funny lol
"I'm about to respond in another language"
*subtitles that initially say "Wo ge zi xiao"
Or "I this child small"
You're directly translating word for word which makes no sense in English. What that sentence means is "I'm short." which is followed up with the next chinese caption "I'm no taller than 5 foot."
3:31 I now know I’m not alone, thank you Twomad
SAME I thought I was
;))))
Yeah
damn, rip twomad. you were funny while you were here, sorry you didn’t get the help you needed man.
Rip
It feels weird now hearing twomad
Twomad, Schlatt and Swagger are the best trio I could've ever asked for in these trying times
and fitz
The thumbnail really tell us how this video is.
Twomad is the literal embodiment of content and it’s beautiful
Sooo we’re not gonna talking about that nice lil 3 piece ending with a quickscope 5:00
1:25 imagine he ends up pulling a mini Ladd and then we all look back at this clip like
Was thinking the same thing 😬😬😆
Carson tho 👀
@@jonahevans1896 Carson and mini ladder aren't comparable tbh
What happened with miniladd
@@Bryophytan he likes mini lads
Twomad doing his Chinese jokes is basically him doing the Tiananmen square copypasta in text to speech
Dude was literally invisible at 6:09 lol
funny number lmao
@@vmoney3544 Like an uncertain sixty nine.
@@johnyang799 definitely
Thanks Valve
What 64tick does to a mfer
7:36 wait, why does Twomad know the melody of the ISIS anthem?!
Whats the title
@@pwyll63627 “my ummah, dawn has appeared”
From memes i assume
I knew exactly from which isis execution video that is lol
Twomad is the man of a thousand languages
3:57 yeah this once happened to me and it felt really intriguing
Twomad: **Breath**
Kpop stans: Report him armys!
i’m a kpop fan and i thought he was hilarious
@@sierraluedtke5173 fr⁉️ we don’t care
Lmao idk which stans ur talking about but I think it’s safe to say a majority of stan twt doesn’t even know who he is😭
@@ilovefuzzycats Dont be so hostile, some of them actually have good taste and functioning brains
your 7 months late pal...
3:16 i thought it was just me
I thought it was everyone
Same
why does swagger sound like he’s mimicking a sarcastic joe swanson
No I hear like an irl Peter Griffin voice
Just imagine twomad popping out of a bush screaming in mandarin
In the next few videos
Always can count on swagger to make me laugh Dawg😂
Fosho dawg. Gatcha on that one dawg. Hell yeah dawg
Video has only been out for 4 minutes...
@@themop7007 yeah....
@@themop7007 There's a joke in the first 15 seconds. 4 minutes is more than enough to laugh.
AAHAHHAH LITTY DAWG 😂😂😂🔥📈💪🏻
I think the Chinese subtitles are “I am short, my height is under 5 feet” or something like that idk I cheated on my Chinese final
Yet you're correct.
6:02 translation: I'm a small guy, I am not taller than 5 inches
Its 5 foot, not 5 inches.
RIP Twomad still cannot believe he passed. I feel for him and his family
Nor him his family he's trash
Someone get the infinity stones and bring Twomad back
HAHAHAHA I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO GET REUPLOADED
i could've sworn this was a reupload lmaooo, weren't there a few n words in the original?
@@Jack-nn6gn the speech bubble said &$/?ER
6:10 Did that guy just materialise out of nowhere
I watched it back at 0.25 speed, yes
i also noticed that HAHA
Pop in
can't believe they're playing with gypsy crusader
Which one is he?
@@Montygbc ...
@@Montygbc the one saying the n word
You say Crusaders
Twomad
Seeing two mad in 2024 is wild
The crazy thing that twomad was talking about is actually relatable and I'm scared
3:43 I can relate
I still love that Schlatt can be completely open about being bi, and people still say he’s homophobic.
Fuckin great
which one is bisexual?
@@InugamiTheHound Schlatt. The guy in red text.
what the fuck? i thought he was straight lol
Swagger just casually pops off while Schlatt continues to explain that his mom has pneumonia
Your the only reason I laugh anymore to be honest .I just wanna die but you give me those ten minutes or so of sunshine thank you swags
8:02 got me tearing up
1:25 kinda hit different since the carson stuff XD
As an Asian, I can confirm i love twomad's jokes
same
Twomad's back must hurt from carrying this video lmao
6:03 Swagger didn't actually say whatever was the subtitle in Chinese or he tried but it didn't sound at all like Chinese. The subtitle also translates to“ I have a small physique/I am very small and I not at all 5 feet tall.
let’s take a moment and appreciate the time and effort swagger had to go through to subtitle that mandarin 😂
3:15 throughout the whole discussion i've never been so relatable before
I was drinking a sprite cranberry when Twomad just burst into spontaneous mandarin and the sprite cranberry came out my nose
I couldn’t breathe when Schlatt kept saying his mom had pneumonia. Me and her have something in common now.
7:50 the game saying terrorist has the perfect timing
Lmao
Swagger is the type of person to bring up trigonometry at family dinner
"would you like to see twomad be racist about 8 minutes?"
yes 🗿
Today, I had to go to a funeral for my uncle, and I was a bearer (I helped move the casket with my uncle in it) and stuff. This vid cheered me up!
TwoMad and SnipingSoup need to collab
0:28 "cultrually" nice lol
watching swagger play cs gives me so much anxiety lmao
6:33
Twomad the type of guy to learn another language just because its funny
ive never heard someone laugh so much saying “she’s gonna die”
We need toemad and zuckles together in a video to achieve pure chaos
Literally started watching this after my morning ✊ thanks for standing up for us swagger xx
4:01 I used to
Swagger I love how you're bringing back the offensive comedy, that's how it should be. You said it best, the pendulum will swing back thanks to you bro!
Came here after I heard about twomad. Honestly, I don't know how to feel about.
Schlatt makes the videos 10x better lmao. This felt like a Fitz video
Other: yo this is offensive!
Me (laughing loudly): what'd you expect?, Continue laughing at Hamood
rip twomad bro
as a chinese person, i must say the subtitles are on point
Rip twomad 🤲🏻
The leaking sick was the most relatable part of this video
Never drinking water while watching a swagger video with twomad in them again. Now, like schlatts mom, I too have pneumonia
As a asian- i laughed so hard- water came out my nose and i started crying 💀
The Chinese characters in the title are "ta" "ma" and "de" which means fuck or damnit
yeah doesnt it literally just say “fuck you”
@@holy.water. not exactly, but it's basically the chinese equivalent of saying "Fuck." In frustration
Only true men be crushing on twomad.. UWU
Longtime Spotify listener of the podcast here, no way to leave 5 star review on Spotify but I’ll put one here, always listen to the podcast at work and really helps the days fly by. Hope to listen to many more to come!
As a Muslim I find this content hilarious and don’t give 2 shits about it being offensive it’s just funny
fr
You know you’re a prodigy when “35 minutes ago” has 51k views
Bruh I’m cooked asf and this shit just hit different
As a Chinese person, I can assure you that twomad wasn't speaking mandarin
I don't even understand what he means
Don't worry. We can't even understand him in English sometimes.
I missed these csgo vids with just offensive shit and creative jokes, pogs
This group with twomad is amazing. Also I love traves. Keep it up seag
3:17 ya, small drops for 30 mins
More like 15 mins for me
“What is that thing that islams do?”
Game: 7:54
And now all the twomad drama has started I remembered these videos :(
I’m tryna see how long it’ll be till Swagger takes down this video
Same.
Man let his intrude thoughts win.
We living in the bad timeline.
This guy made me survive 2020, fr
Now he's dead
@@gargantuanpp7761yeah i came back to watch this video to remember the good days.
Swagger like barely talk but he still has the best content i love it
just got into ur vids today and i gotta say..... ur like top favorite youtube rn. brah
wow same thumbnail amazing
Not the same thumbnail but okay
These guys sound like they're in 2012 nice to see some things don't change
Samee