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Комментарии • 303

  • @Goodgis
    @Goodgis Год назад +564

    ....ohhh, Lord help us all.

  • @brodnork
    @brodnork Год назад +1200

    Achievement for deleting your save file just before the final boss.

    • @ytka9603
      @ytka9603 Год назад +67

      Imagine 100% speedrun

    • @Galster-dev
      @Galster-dev Год назад +25

      people will just backup savefiles

    • @SkrafEyeQ
      @SkrafEyeQ Год назад +4

      yes

    • @pjjjjjjjjjjj8721
      @pjjjjjjjjjjj8721 Год назад +3

      hahhahhahahhahhahahahhahaahhaha omg thats hilarious

    • @danielyoung_
      @danielyoung_ Год назад +14

      Second achievement for restoring the very save file that you just deleted for the achievement

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter Год назад +556

    "You Like Jazz?"
    Type the entire bee movie script, by hand, without making a single mistake, into a text box somewhere in the game

  • @nicoarrigoni3898
    @nicoarrigoni3898 Год назад +281

    “TIS BUT A SCRATCH!” Beat a boss at the lowest health possible

    • @Pespi_Cola
      @Pespi_Cola Год назад +3

      God, I hope this one wins.

    • @3x4n.
      @3x4n. Год назад +4

      An actually cool achievement, I wasn’t expecting anything good in the comments.

    • @nicoarrigoni3898
      @nicoarrigoni3898 Год назад +1

      @@Pespi_Cola Sadly it probably won't seeing how many others have hundreds more likes than my comment but oh well

    • @rafshkim
      @rafshkim Год назад

      I like this one!

    • @m1n3c4rt
      @m1n3c4rt Год назад

      does this mean you go through the entire fight with 1HP or just end the fight with 1HP? because the latter seems very easy

  • @rhotemalonreshef2907
    @rhotemalonreshef2907 Год назад +129

    "Please save before exiting" - an achievement for pressing alt + f4

  • @RGBA
    @RGBA Год назад +210

    "Why did you click it" Is an achievement where you have to click 1 randomly located pixel on the whole screen and then the game just closes and uninstalls itself

    • @FirTool
      @FirTool Год назад +11

      He said reasonable

    • @RGBA
      @RGBA Год назад +3

      @@FirTool yes

    • @mkks4559
      @mkks4559 Год назад +4

      Or, during one specific cutscene that happens only once each save, there is a black pixel that appears randomly for one second and you have to press it, without the unintsalling so the developers want something "rEaSoNaBlE" as if deleting all the contents of someone's hard drive isn't reasonable, unbelievable.

    • @Mastersharkmapping
      @Mastersharkmapping Год назад

      Gold

    • @AscheRoblox
      @AscheRoblox Год назад +1

      @@mkks4559 Its not deleting the whole hard drive its uninstalling the GAME on the hard drive (not saying its reasonable)

  • @slugintub
    @slugintub Год назад +214

    Talk to a woman! :
    Beating the game 2 times without getting hit.

  • @h-man7620
    @h-man7620 Год назад +23

    "You're a disappointment son!" Die to every obstacle, enemy, and boss 10 different times

  • @markaster7677
    @markaster7677 Год назад +18

    The first achievment that came to mind, was the stanley parable "not play for 5 years or aomething like that" so there achievment idea

  • @NathanOnline
    @NathanOnline Год назад +22

    “New Mission: Return the game” this is shown right when you open the game

  • @Wildcard65
    @Wildcard65 Год назад +5

    Achievement "Yoink!" - "You stole a bookcase, why? HOW?"

  • @ScipiPurr
    @ScipiPurr Год назад +18

    It would be funny if there was some movement tech that could enable an achievement like, "beat the game without using the movement keys"

  • @KKevin-hi7it
    @KKevin-hi7it Год назад +3

    "Nanomachines, Son!!” Survive several hits from a boss

  • @fihsl
    @fihsl Год назад +108

    It'd be funny If It was something insanely pointless and easy like "Press the down button" or like "Press the Z Key"

    • @Zwiebelgian
      @Zwiebelgian Год назад +13

      I would like it even more if it's a button that is first of all not needed in the game and hard to reach on some keyboard like the "€"-sign

    • @chairchairyes2524
      @chairchairyes2524 Год назад +4

      or maybe ñ from a spanish keyboard

    • @jmooroof1769
      @jmooroof1769 Год назад

      @@Zwiebelgian or maybe like altgr plus a bunch of other weird keys from a dozen different keyboards

    • @exi_m7074
      @exi_m7074 Год назад

      Just pressing 9 on the numpad or smth.
      It’s listed as a secret achievement so you don’t even know what it is until you press it.

  • @thedollargamestore
    @thedollargamestore Год назад +3

    "The Fitness Gram Pacer Test"
    Alternate between touching the left-side boundary and the right-side boundary of the entire map 10 times.

  • @_canon5519
    @_canon5519 Год назад +3

    "Whimp" An acheivement where you just skip out on all bosses in the game or tire them out.

  • @donutlol246
    @donutlol246 Год назад +8

    "I Beelieve i can fly"
    You have to use bullets and enemies to stay in mid-air for as long as the game lets you

  • @bate9200
    @bate9200 Год назад +6

    shoot a wall 100 000 times and get "Moles are dead!" achivement

    • @RedLuigiE
      @RedLuigiE Год назад

      Maybe 100 times on a row instead

  • @chairchairyes2524
    @chairchairyes2524 Год назад +17

    Wake Up!: stay still for 10 hours

  • @Im_Chompy
    @Im_Chompy Год назад +11

    Neva gonna
    give up within 10 seconds of seeing the final boss...
    BONUS: when you re-enter the game, the menu music will be a remixed version of never gonna give you up.

    • @IamTuna
      @IamTuna Год назад +1

      copyright problems though

    • @Im_Chompy
      @Im_Chompy Год назад +2

      @@IamTuna It can be a remix of the song to match the theme of the game

  • @kthelemon
    @kthelemon Год назад +3

    would be funny if you had to move left to right really fast for like 5 seconds like a little dancey dude (reposted cause yt wouldn't let me edit the original)

  • @matfluff
    @matfluff Год назад +45

    Achievement title: credit reader
    Achievement description: good luck 100%ing achievements :)
    How to complete: in the ending credits for the game make one of the names say some like “click here” or something similar preferably when there are a bunch of names on screen but if you click the message then you get the achievement

    • @rrrrmrmr
      @rrrrmrmr Год назад

      If I make a game I'm doing that

    • @elias531
      @elias531 Год назад +2

      And clicking anywhere else skips the credits

    • @paTICIRL
      @paTICIRL Год назад

      and the place you need to click should be randomised every time

  • @GreenStarbird
    @GreenStarbird Год назад +5

    Among us?! :
    Find a vent.

  • @souporwormgaming
    @souporwormgaming Год назад +2

    "My Blizzard Blew Out :(" - Run out of ammo

  • @slimesavior
    @slimesavior Год назад +1

    “Your bad” when you play for a minute so that it’s right during gameplay

  • @Blueybeak
    @Blueybeak Год назад +1

    bro really dropped a shameless advertisement and framed it as a troll

  • @dancingduck8661
    @dancingduck8661 Год назад +1

    "you really took your time to prepare"
    wait 1 hour before the last boss fight

  • @sausagepatty8329
    @sausagepatty8329 Год назад +18

    The gamer achievement:
    Complete the game without touching grass

  • @jesperdaven4920
    @jesperdaven4920 Год назад +1

    "not enough SPACE" - play the game for 10min+ without jumping - that's the stupidest thing i can think of

  • @balls74759
    @balls74759 Год назад +5

    If you'd clip through a wall, it would give you an achievement called "You've made a mistake"

    • @AscheRoblox
      @AscheRoblox Год назад +2

      And then you go to the backrooms

    • @exi_m7074
      @exi_m7074 Год назад

      “Oops! Wrong Way!”

  • @arandompersononyoutube7257
    @arandompersononyoutube7257 Год назад +1

    “Oh hi” go through a random wall with any indication

  • @G7ue
    @G7ue Год назад +1

    An achievement for tabbing out, and completing an entire playthrough of Minecraft before tabbing back in.

  • @WiseNoodleOfficial
    @WiseNoodleOfficial Год назад +8

    How about the..... "Ya like jazz?" achievement. It could be triggered on a level with a jukebox or something similar. Sort of an easter egg meme.

  • @VerySleepyzZzZz
    @VerySleepyzZzZz Год назад +2

    "Perfect"
    spam the "p" key for 4.20 minutes straight, no more no less

  • @fabiofanf3e813
    @fabiofanf3e813 Год назад

    "you'rereally invested huh?"
    afk with the window minimized for 5 hours straight, dying is included

  • @lixou
    @lixou Год назад +1

    Start the game for the first time and directly click the quit button afterwards.

  • @H0110WF0X
    @H0110WF0X Год назад

    Title: "are you sure?"
    Task: Rename your save "I don't want to do this anymore"

  • @Absolute_Aleph
    @Absolute_Aleph Год назад +1

    "Unfathomable Pain"
    Type the longest english word (Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine, that has ~188000 letters) .
    When typed incorrctely, the player needs to wait 24 hours for another attempt.

  • @Gaminboi2864
    @Gaminboi2864 Год назад +1

    "Are you a game journalist? "
    Stay stuck on the tutorial for 1 hour.

  • @sammyr44
    @sammyr44 Год назад +24

    When you complete the game, the achievement is "Polymars was a producer on this game lol" or something

  • @hastyhamburger9505
    @hastyhamburger9505 Год назад +2

    achievement for owning the game for a year but playing less than 30 minutes.

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 Год назад

    “That’s gotta hurt…”
    Die one time to everything (discover everything that can kill you and then proceed to die to them all)

  • @tenidiotaodpizzy4603
    @tenidiotaodpizzy4603 Год назад

    An achievement that unlocks when you enter the exact combination of inputs that makes you complete the undertale genocide route

  • @lilili765
    @lilili765 Год назад +4

    This will be fun for completionists. 100% the game in speedrun time ?idk how long it would take to beat just fast i guess) without getting hit while playing on the hardest difficulty.

  • @kromakogg
    @kromakogg Год назад

    "Nahh, i'll do that again"
    Reset your safe file 3 times before making it to the credits.
    Now that's devious alright.

  • @zoleyx
    @zoleyx Год назад +7

    The USBee
    Complete the game without losing health and enter every room in the game

  • @greatsteamreal
    @greatsteamreal Год назад +1

    You got the full 100%
    slam your keyboard 10,000 times

  • @koowuu
    @koowuu Год назад +1

    Beating the Boss with a Stick and Rock at 1 health.

  • @in1
    @in1 Год назад +1

    An archievement to click on your name in the credits

  • @omle8492
    @omle8492 Год назад

    A secret achievment for dying in every level 5 times exactly, jumping exactly 2000 times in a playthrough and also beating the game without taking a hit

  • @popcat9148
    @popcat9148 Год назад +1

    Steam achievement: "Discord mod" Play for over 5 hours in one sitting.

  • @07whaleboy
    @07whaleboy Год назад +1

    When will you upload on your main channel?

  • @LazyAlarm
    @LazyAlarm Год назад +20

    I want an achievement called "Polymartian Army" I don't care how you get it, I just want to see it happen.

  • @stellarx20
    @stellarx20 Год назад

    "Dewdrop Dynasty"
    Name at least 5 save files "Dewdrop" followed by a roman numeral, in the order that you created them

  • @justagreenguy
    @justagreenguy Год назад +2

    Beat the game without killing any enemy that isn’t necessary for completion.

  • @Netherized
    @Netherized Год назад +6

    Make it, “Polymars strikes again!”

  • @PolishKitKat_
    @PolishKitKat_ Год назад

    Achievement for not saving the game ever and dying at the final boss and having to start all over again

  • @retrostanley8881
    @retrostanley8881 Год назад +2

    Achievement title: "What are you doing in here?!?!"
    How to get: find and click on the hidden picture of polymars somewhere in the game.

  • @Nikodamnn
    @Nikodamnn Год назад

    "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST" achievement for doing something very illegal

  • @rombys
    @rombys Год назад

    "Wait, what the hell." - Basically if you type a number combo a ton of baked goods flood the screen. (Mainly donuts, because I'm biased towards my name.)

  • @bernardus3289
    @bernardus3289 Год назад

    Melee only run where u can only use melee to damage enemies but can use weapons to solve puzzles. Call it " Cant take a punch?"

  • @oasisstuff
    @oasisstuff Год назад

    “Do-Drop in”
    Beat the final boss with the worst gear in the game

  • @tandex3414
    @tandex3414 Год назад +1

    play this game constantly for 10 decades. I don't have better idea for now

  • @aleksic1234
    @aleksic1234 Год назад

    do this very specific sequence of instructions:
    1. enter and exit game 14 times
    2. beat any boss with minimal amount of health
    3. delete any save file, make a new one if needed
    4. go to the title screen and enter "yesaminapolymarsvideocope" using your keyboard
    5. load the save file you deleted, it should reappear
    6. in the puzzle, enter "hahafunnyachivmenmoment"
    7. in the command prompt that appears, press y
    8. it will exit the game and give you the achievement

  • @epictoast8903
    @epictoast8903 Год назад +1

    Idea: •
    Yup that’s it… just a dot.

  • @togglinho
    @togglinho Год назад

    Achievement for stalling the final bossfight for 6 hours (number of hours can change obviously), you could name it *"slow and steady wins the race (not)"*
    It also needs to be a secret achievement so people don't know what the requirements are, so everyone just has 99% completion

  • @darkmattrmaestro
    @darkmattrmaestro Год назад

    "Potato": Have the game running at 1 fps for over a minute.

  • @Trevorus1
    @Trevorus1 Год назад +1

    “Play for 100 hours!”

  • @strstella
    @strstella Год назад

    "Did you really do that?" to get it you have to stay afk for 24 hours and don't move at all from spawn

  • @KKevin-hi7it
    @KKevin-hi7it Год назад +1

    “Gigachad” Do a no hit run without any upgrade

  • @nathan12322
    @nathan12322 Год назад +1

    im sorry goodgis... this must happen

  • @gast6377
    @gast6377 Год назад

    "Lier-Lier Pants on Fire!" If you type "Is dewdrop dynasty a good game?" onto your keyboard, YES and NO buttons Will appear on the screen, pick no for the achievement (also after doing that your character gets set on fire which means insta-kill on death P.S hitting yes just pops up "Good job!" on the screen.)

  • @lolcat69
    @lolcat69 Год назад +1

    Achivement "I am the one who runs" : Complete the game in less than 5 seconds ( Any% )

  • @Shy_Abi
    @Shy_Abi Год назад

    "Damned Perfectionist"
    Beat the game without taking damage and killing any enemies _(apart from those necessary to progress)_

  • @OnionDude
    @OnionDude Год назад +1

    Achievement name : GO TOUCH GRASS WTF
    how to get it : spend 1000 hours on the game , and question your life choices

  • @hekkn
    @hekkn Год назад

    Name: Gym Class
    Description: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, Get ready, Start.
    How to achieve: run 20m without letting go of the right input.

  • @Sekai17
    @Sekai17 Год назад +1

    "Subscribe To PolyMars" would be a funny one lol

  • @WasNeverBrandon
    @WasNeverBrandon Год назад +1

    NO HIT RUN!
    Don't get hit a single time! (on hardest difficulty if an option)

  • @JankyBread
    @JankyBread Год назад +3

    I won’t tell him 🤫
    Thanks PolyMars!

  • @hellvet3
    @hellvet3 Год назад +5

    It'd be funny if it was a useless and yet rare achievement at the same time, like 'Press the PageDown key 4,500,000 times'

  • @notthechainsawmanguy
    @notthechainsawmanguy Год назад

    "What's grass?"
    Play nonstop for 10 hours

  • @PegaFox
    @PegaFox Год назад

    "Dodge and weave" beat the game for the first time without completing any other achievements

  • @cabbage426
    @cabbage426 Год назад +2

    Patience:
    Wait for a full real life year before launching the game for the first time. (yes, you can softlock yourself out of getting this achievement.)

  • @perplexedsnowmobile
    @perplexedsnowmobile Год назад

    To space - Spam the space/jump button for 15 minutes

  • @DominikPac-Boy
    @DominikPac-Boy Год назад

    "Not even funny anymore"
    Type "Among us" 28 times on the menu screen, then hit the space bar to the beat of "Among Us drip".

  • @scattagain
    @scattagain Год назад

    "Grass toucher" - Stop playing the game for 1.5 years

  • @wssef
    @wssef Год назад +2

    Why?: fall through the same hole 10 times

  • @TPG128
    @TPG128 Год назад +2

    “cream drop” push p 69 times

  • @trgdev
    @trgdev Год назад +1

    Why are we still here? Just to Suffer?
    This Achivement will be given to the player when he defeats the final boss and gets into the void for 2 hours (in realtime). He gets the achivement when he is halfway through it.

  • @jx5182
    @jx5182 Год назад +1

    your weird:beat the game 20 times with losing 0 hp

  • @florianmaitre-maudhuit3567
    @florianmaitre-maudhuit3567 Год назад +5

    Steam achievment:
    "Do drop the game for a month"
    (Don't play the game for an entire month)

  • @Riverish
    @Riverish Год назад

    achievement for while you're in a boss battle, getting hit exactly once every time you hit a enemy 10 times.

  • @Kat-327
    @Kat-327 Год назад

    "ok"
    Beat the game 50 times while typing "ok" 20 times in every text box and never attacking, and then after beating the final boss click on every letter of the credits
    (Deletes all of your progress and will not let you get achievements anymore)

  • @infinityburrito5299
    @infinityburrito5299 Год назад

    Sprained foot : beat any area without jumping

  • @Kaitothemaxon
    @Kaitothemaxon Год назад +1

    addict!! (Complete 2 runs of Dewdrop Dynasty 100% deathless back to back)

  • @Local_Shower_Shitter
    @Local_Shower_Shitter Год назад +1

    Makie it just, "have" you'd get it for standing still for 8 hours

  • @CastleAliens
    @CastleAliens Год назад

    find a crowbar that says gordon feetman. achievement name: HELLO GORDON!

  • @pixel2966
    @pixel2966 Год назад

    “Wrong game bozo”
    Attempt to goomba stomp an enemy, and fail

  • @lejodev
    @lejodev Год назад

    "Oh no! Not the BUG" if you press XYZ in under 3 seconds the game closes and bans you for 5 mins

  • @hidenfn
    @hidenfn Год назад +4

    A "Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in" achievement would be hilarious, you get it if you uninstall the game then reinstall it.