the WORST Call of Duty I've EVER played - Call of Duty Vanguard (part2)
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- Опубликовано: 7 янв 2022
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"The award-winning Call of Duty® series returns with Call of Duty®: Vanguard, in which players will experience influential battles of World War II as they fight for victory across the Eastern and Western Fronts of Europe, the Pacific, and North Africa. "
ahahahahahahah... now I'm sad
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Way better than World at War. Never seen a game that was so much historically accurate, and the characters that dont feel like superheroes, but nameless heroes, who lived and died. Such a beautiful game. 1/10
I had to read your comment from a mirror to understand that
He had us in the first half not going to lie
Had to re-read your comment
I agree.
And the better part, you could commit war crimes against civilians.
So happy we got to see Polina's character arc. She went from "I want to kill Nazis" to "I want to kill Nazis" with everything her saying being "I want to kill Nazis". It really made fall in love with her characters incredible writing
She also was responsible for the Soviet victory at Stalingrad. No one else, it was her. The writing is impeccable.
@@Tronathon242 Oh yeah. I liked how the bloke who ran the place was Steiner. I thought it'd be the BO1 Steiner as CoD is linking all the games together now. After you kill him I guess not
Yep. Some SJW self insert writing.
Look, imma preface this with I'm pretty liberal, and of course I dont agree with Nazi ideology. The fact that anyone needs to say that anymore, rather than it just being a given, is sad, and speaks volumes about just how retarded politics has gotten. But I'm saying it here lest anyone accuses me of being a nazi just because I think burning them alive for fun is "a bit much", and you just KNOW some @$$hole is literally going to do that, even despite my stating what my actual political leanings are first. Watch, someone's gonna do it anyway.
It used to be kinda fun/funny to dehumanize WW2 Nazis, like in the old wolfenstein games.
... This sh@ts ridiculous now. For one thing, I think most people who actually give a sh@t about history nowadays, know intuitively that in the fog of war, there were good men and villains on both sides of that conflict. You just CANT lump old men and young boy conscripts in late war Germany Wehrmacht into the same category of "evil" as the concentration camp SS officers. Like, STOP portraying it in such black and white morality. It's childish. Shockingly, not every "nazi" was the same.
And nowadays, the term nazi has gotten so intertwined with modern politics, you can't really just parody them in a game without it having some weird connotations now. You just KNOW whatever ret@rd wrote that arc was imagining trump voters/mysogonists/"anybody who doesnt chug the blue coolaide as hard as I do" as the "nazis" in this game, like a f@cking psychopath. You can literally FEEL the hatred dripping off the writer, its insane. And you know what, that COULD be a good thing if youre trying to write a convincing villain, it's something you could put towards good writing... But youre somehow supposed to be the good guy here thinking this way, getting sick enjoyment from setting a living human being on fire. I'm sorry, but I dont enjoy that, because I'm not LITERALLY A F@CKING PSYCHOPATH.
What made the Nazis BAD is their inhumanity. How different from them are you really, if you think people should enjoy watching people, ANY kind of person, burn to death? And theres no, like, dark humor here, like you might see in the doom games, where gratuitous violence is supposed to be kind of a joke, it seriously comes off like the writer thinks this is the morally righteous thing to do.
Sorry, but in actual combat, either kill people cleanly with bullets, or if you can afford to take prisoners when they surrender, do so, and hold them accountable for warcrimes legally. Anything else IS A WAR CRIME. I was in the military, even as some back end dude, never on the front line, they drill it into your head code of conduct in combat. That's what separates the "good guys" from the riff raff theyre fighting.
Brand anyone a Nazi, and violence against them is okay, right? Right? Because of course Nazis are the worst thing in the world, right? Thats what that entire arc screams about the writer. And that kind of thing is why so many inappropriate n@zi comparisons has become just, NORMAL in modern politics.
You just know some SJW, probably a chick given the character, got the opprotunity to write a character arc in a WW2 game, and immediately decided to self insert and do some horrific sh@t to a group of people that they think embodies everything they hate in modern politics. All the villains in this game come off like comically bad charicatures and strawmen.
Theres so many amazing stories of heroism from WW2 that deserve to be told. I dont know why these gaming companies keep hiring f@cking SJW writers, and hand the reigns over to them to fictionalize it, fantasize it, politicize it, self insert the crap out of it, and literally make sh@t up, all while disregarding actual history. This is modern fiction that uses random WW2 set pieces. Otherwise, its just NOT a "WW2 game".
And I'm not even sure WHY activision panders this f@cking hard to SJWs, given what an abusive company it actually is internally. I dunno, are they compensating for their culture of sexual assault within the company? Like, if you actually give a sh@t about equality, you'd be coming down hard on how awful the gaming industry is, instead of praising companies for their pandering media.
@@hatman4818 yep, it's a self insert. The writer (I forgot her name) looks like Polina's clone lol
Even Daniels from COD WW2 got better character development, especially when he pointed at a German and said “That’s someone’s son.” Who tf wrote COD Vanguard
Polina: only room for one sniper in Stalingrad.
Reznov and Dimitri: are we a joke to you?
Bro Reznov and Dimitri could dro polina before she could see them
And Vasili (Call of Duty 2)
Reznov could kill the whole main crew with a sniper, no doubt
@monkemusicman he could do it at the same distance with a fucking TT33
and like every other sniper@@fufkono4867
I find it funny that they said “if you fly too close to the sun, your wings will get burned.” Who wants to tell them that icarus’ wings didn’t burn, they melted.
*Let them be dumb.*
They’re NPC’s bro. You can’t reason with them.
@@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317 àwa
Damn
We've officially reached the point where WW2 is being used as a dark fantasy setting. Kind of sad, really.
For these kind of games and stuff people are prone to not see the weight of what really happened in WW2 or wars in general, and i say this because you would be surprised by the amount of people that learns history on games or movies
@@xfanoentres7344 *sweats heavily*
People are just little whimps nowdays when it comes to this
@@Krejii05 Uhhhh. You are still less then 30 years old mate.
@@johnpijano4786 and?
Imagine all those bomber crews that blacked out with the words "civilian casualities wont be tolerated" after dropping bombs on German cities.
RIP
Not German cities , centers of enemy production
Do it again Bomber Harris
@@oscardelafuente8649 usa mission was to destroy the German worker, so civilians lol
To be fair all nations bombed eacotehrs civs, thats how you get extra socre multiplier.
@@oscardelafuente8649 In which public American School did you study? The name Dresden suggest anything to you? They didn't produce shit and the Strategy was literally to turn the whole city into a crematorium temperature in the city center were estimated to have reached 1500 degrees.
Such a phenomenal game. Honestly, they nailed the historical accuracy. All the weapons fit in with the locations that you're fighting in, and the characters, my goodness. None of them felt like action heros unlike the characters in all the other Call of Duty games. You have outdone yourselves Sledgehammer Games. -1/10
That Lee enfield have only 5 rounds 💀
So convenient that Activision forgot that the US Army was segregated in WW2.
You can call it artistic license, but at this level it is just revisionism for the young ones.
In contrast lady snipers in Stalingrad is extremely cliché…
Painting by the numbers, created by uninspired developers and pushed by corporate assholes.
It's wild to me how Wolfenstein The New Order handled the topic of racial discrimination by the allies better than this game did
That lady sniper at Stalingrad, her character was based off of a real Russian sniper, WHO DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT AT STALINGRAD!!!
To be fair, that (“colored”) division was at that battle…just a whole year later. It did exist and worked alongside the British-Indian army in Burma/Myanmar.
Exactly bruh.
They couldv done it so much better instead of whitewashing history and doing a disservice to all that served like this.
Genuinely pathetic story telling. ion expect anything less from Activision, the company behind all those SA allegations
the numbers, Mason!
13:21 He wasn’t trying to hold a gun, he was throwing crip signs, it is well known that the axis became bloods in 1940, starting a campaign that ended in the first ever gang warfare
Got that from Russia Badger
I think that was a 40 K fan.
They say if you belive you have a gun the Orc enemies would belive it too.
We deployed bloods in Berlin let's be honest here
I'm laughing way to hard at this
yahtzee germany
what's dumber: japanese using german weapons, or enemies using experimental prototype weapons that never made it into service?
Enemies using experimental weapons
yes
Well the Japanese probably did receive SOME equipment from Germany. I mean the Germans sent at least one tiger 1 to Japan! However the German equipment would likely see little to no combat on the Japanese front excluding extreme circumstances. On the other hand, guns like the AS 44 were not even put into service let alone used by combat units making it quite stupid that they were added especially when there is so many guns you could have used instead! So I would say the experimental prototypes is slightly more stupid!
@@griffinkelley8785 The German equipment Japan did buy was only used for testing purposes, against their own firearm types. Pretty much zero chance you'd find a German gun in Japanese hands, at all
@@bakerboat4572 well germany was sending them stuff and they found out pretty soon they had not enough ressources to produce the stuff xd
10:53 How the German casually is yelling "feindliche Granate" -> "enemy grenade", like there's also a "friendly grenade" that you wouldn't be so concerned about if thrown at you.
0:10 just holding a invisible gun gets you 110 years in prison, historically accurate
I want them to remaster COD WAW, but I'm scared at the same time that this will happen.
You mean Grenade of Grenade: Grenade at Grenade?
I really don't want them to do that lol. They will just be turning a ww2 game into some alternate ww2 while saying its ww2 (and yeah please don't forget that, micro transaction lots of it so Activision can sleep better)
Cod as we knew it 10 years ago is long gone and made room for the cash grab that it sadly has become. Its really a shame because cod games look really good and sound pretty good but when some money related (gaining more) decisions are made everything is fucked up.
@John Homer Of Mogu Mogu why not get the original devs from CoD 1 and 2 those guys also worked for MoH
@John Homer Of Mogu Mogu or they could do the 3 years of the eastern front that they skipped over after Vendetta. We could get Kursk and Konigsberg maybe. Also they could fix the nade spam problem for veteran.
That kind of quality, but I'd like more theatre variety instead of the constant America dick sucking. The Soviet stuff was good in that game, but I felt the lack of anything commonwealth - and I also think it'd be nice to see some completely neglected theatres and nations (I'm not even going to start listing because I'd be here all day), and some different perspectives including some axis perspectives. People say "ww2 has been done to death" in games, but it's more like 10% of ww2 has been done to death. Nobody gives a fuck about muh omaha beach lol
I love how during Stalingrad, one of the bloodiest battles of the war, you overlook the city with absolutely nothing happening in it. It's like everyone decided to take the day off from the war.
Not just one of the bloodiest battles of WW2
THE bloodiest battle in HISTORY
@@_greenrunner_ the great emu war agrees to disagrees
Cod 1 legit had me scared for my life on veteran difficulty
@@sohummohare6364 COD 2 when you're going up the alley in Stalingrad, nothing but a push and pull of grenade tosses
I LOVED the background sounds of gunfire in Stalingrad when playing COD 1. To this day it sounds very realistic and life like.
what rubs the salt in the wounds for me is how good the game looks
8:35 Also the Battle of Stalingrad ended in February 1943, so this prototype rifle hasn't even been designed yet at the time.
"There's only room for one sniper in stalingrad"
Dimitri Petrenko: "Am I a joke to you?"
Vasily Zaitsev has entered the chat
Y'all forgetting Tanya Pavelovna the og sniper girl
Simo Hähyä: *Amateurs*
Francis Pegahmagabow: The kids are arguing again...
Sgt. Reznov: Well.... Blyat, I'ma head out- The chat is speaking Finnish sniper-
It's almost like the CoD devs don't expect anyone old enough to actually know about history to play their games.
Bruh you don’t need to be old to understand basic history
Fact. They made this game for 10 year olds. Makes it even worse with the narrative they're feeding the children that will be playing this game.
They probably dont know much about history themselves to be honest. Its a lóóóóng way from the original cod game. At least that game made sense with the landings and assault of Stalingrad, the pathfinder missions on d-day. Sure that game had its own flaws, but at least it felt like you actually played in ww2.
@@jselse. Seeing some people online (and not only online) - I wish it was true, I fucking wish...
@@thax321 Stalingrad and D-Day... how many times again ffs?! Almost like besides Stalingrad, D-Day, Iwo-Jima and Berlin other battles never happen. Where's Kursk?! Where''s Siege of Leningrad? Where's Ardennes? (at least WWII remembered it existed) Where's Warsaw Upraising? Where's Chinese front ffs?!
Fun fact: the air force closed their hatch during dogfights and staying at a certain level opening it during dives and take offs as the change in air pressure can mist up the glass
Black girl fighting for USSR. That’s what I call “historically accurate”
Fun fact, they actually OPENED their canopy to dive, they did not close it when they were entering the dive. This was because the different temperature air could fog up the canopy, then you wouldn't be able to see anything. Also only a single diget number of Panzer IV f2s (long barrel 75mm) took part in the battle of El Alamain. You should be fighting across open terrain with shermans and Valintines, clearing mines along the way, the big set piece battle should include many M13/40 and M14/41 Italian tanks (and many italian soldiers) alongside short barreled Panzer IVs and Panzer IIIs
Edit: Also remembered that the Ship that he bombs explodes in one huge explosion, and if this is supposed to be Akagi, it should be slowly destroyed by fire not go up in a giant fireball.
I would like to add that at 7:40, the shermans showed mount the long 76mm gun. This tank wasn't introduced until early/mid 1944 in the western front as a better counter to german heavies and, according to wikipedia (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/76_mm_gun_M1#US_service), it wasn't employed in the pacific theater at all
Moreover, JU 87 G and D didn't have sirens
Say it with me everyone: "we don't waste our money on CoD games"
@@mastas7 ....except they got it wrong/backwards?
@@golfclub2830 Really? Not in the pacific at all? I didn't know about that. It is quite rediculous.
It's so weird that there is so much wrong with this game. Like, they had most of that stuff figured out back in World at War, yet somehow they menaged to put German guns in the pacific front.
You do know that they weren't trying to make this game historically accurate the whole point of this game was to make it exist in a different timeline
A different timeline? Dude stfu 🤣
@@unfairplasma1412 watch videos then stfu🤣
@@skibiditoiletthingamabobber that's not how they sold their game
@@skibiditoiletthingamabobber And what of it? What timeline gives the Japanese German guns? There's more wrong with it too. If they were at least trying to make an interesting alt history scenario, it would be all good. But they just went with convienient bullcrap that made designing the game easier for them.
Not gonna lie, coming back to this and enjoying your reactions again just makes me think you should play more games that torture you cos man this shit is hilarious.
Nano did you know that the flamethrower is the worst army position in the Second World War because the enemies could shoot the gas tank and kill you easily, In addition, you must be very close to the enemy to be able to burn him (kill him), something very difficult knowing that there are more than 2,000 enemy soldiers in front of you.
Finally, a game easy enough for game journalists to play.
YES. 10/10 ign
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I don't know about that. there was button pressing and movement of joysticks involved.
Would it be humanly possible to beat this game on veteran whilst hanging upside down from the ceiling?
Were you born today? Players have always said this from CoD games especially because the game journalists always praise the series with high scores....
COD enemy: spots 100 soldiers, shoots 200 bullets, hits no one.
Player: walks into frame, instantly killed by the same enemy who now has immaculate aim.
They don't program the ai right because that would cost a little bit more money
It was somewhat realistic because the dude before walked through the smoke
@@G31M1 If you actually pay attention, they went before the smoke covered them. They were wide open when they ran for it.
0/10
@@manwithballsonarm6775 I think they just don’t want to be too historically accurate, to have accurate weapons accurate battles, accurate soldier competence, etc. also they caved to SJWs by adding women to a ww2 game which they didn’t fight in, it’s not sexist, they literally did not fight in the war except as maybe artillery or snipers, usually not combat roles though, sorry sjws but history is history, and call of duty hasn’t made a historical game in a long long time.
@@mclovin2408 exactly. Women In large Numbers were only snipers In red army. Anywhere else they were more rare than a Messerschmitt 262
Ayo! Remember when even Nano believed this is the worst COD he, and we, ever played?
Let's say that aged like Makarov: At the start was cool, nowadays its *pain*
yeah
I've never watched this channel, I never intended to watch this video, it just autoplayed just as I was about to go out but damn i enjoyed all 18 minutes.
earned a sub mr.Nano
With the sbd-dauntless, the plane that you where flying, the windows would fog up uncontrollably in a dive if the cockpit was closed, so pilots would open their canopy before a bombing run. Its pretty strange how vanguard did the reverse of that.
The game is so shit
@@wes4522 Especially considering that this isn’t even an obscure plane or fact.
Strange? Dont you mean, 'Intentional Game Design'
What if we take history, and literally do the opposite of that?
To add on they also have you dog fight A6M zero’s with a full bomb load still on your sbd and then precedes later on to show you match level flight speed to the a6m and the only thing to scare off the Japanese pilot is a Colt 45
I just want to point out that when the weapons suddenly become historically accurate in the cutscene that's the result of Blur Studios (one of the best animation studios) doing the cutscenes for this game and Activision not making them. Blur cares more about the campaign in cod than Activision does
i did like the cutscenes then, like the little detail of hitler not being on the painting after he was killed, and instead whoever that villain was
I'm pretty sure Blur Studios also did the cutscenes of Halo 2 Anniversary. But yeah that was interesting of a gun change thay quick.
So that's why the cut scene looked like one of those mobile add games
Here's what we show you😇
And heres what we give you🤡
2 completely different things
@@randomperson6305 that's also why those look like that. They hire an animation studio to make the ads and it's an entirely separate entity than the game studio. All game companies do this for their cutscenes and trailers etc. Some are just better at making it representative of the game
@@randomperson6305 It is like hiring a world class painter for your Lada car.
Dude, your commentary is great hahaha. Just earned a subscriber 👍
Never listened before. Your commentary is hilarious and part of it is just your tenor, calmness.
Can't have the realism of civilian casualties on the battlefield, yet burning a surrendering man alive in an up close, detailed cut-scene is A-OK.
Burning a man like that is okey becouse he is a nazi, thats how their mind works
@ISG lmao have you seen the video? That guy is definitely a nazi, jesus christ he is even a SS Officer. Think before speak.
also the fact that he didnt rush one of the guys while he was burning was kinda funny because he is gonna die no matter what better try to take someone with you lol
@@unpricedhydra3492 When you're both suffocating and bearing supposedly one of the most painful ways to die, I would guess tactical planning goes out the window.
@@JohnDoe-zs6gj yeah lol but i just thought it would be funny if the dude just jumped on the dude to the right
History: (semi modernish gun) was prototyped and may have been tested in the last months of the war.
Video games: ok so everyone has full auto kalashnikovs with red dots and modern scopes.
Oh and they’re suppressed.
Also: Triple extended mag.
And the suppression makes it sound like an airsoft pistol.
There were like seven as44s made. It’s ridiculous. The Soviets and Germans and everyone had sub machine guns that, at 30-50m ranges, no player would notice any difference.
They don't seem to understand that type of fuckery needs to be kept to the multiplayer. For some reason the guys making all the cutscenes got everything perfectly accurate, I'm not sure why they weren't responsible for the rest of it. It was probably one of the support devs like IW, Raven, Neversoft or even Treyarch behind those, which is why they aren't complete garbage.
I mean as annoying as it is from a historically accurate point of view, it makes much more sense from a gameplay point of view because it adds more content and personalization and so on. Plus it helps to give more leeway for story mission ideas and so on. It wouldn’t be as fun if there was less personalization and options. Part of what makes cod popular is the crest a class system they have always had.
12:08 extremely relatable
5:02
Mom im on TV!
Hahaha good one
Researcher: "the Germans sent a little war aid to Japan"
CoD Dev: Ctrl C Ctrl V
This one got me lmao ffs
@@mountainmangames3613 well, its true about that
that's how indonesia got bunch of MP40s
@@pops7249 Cause THAT explains how Japanese got MP43's at Midway...
@@georgewhitworth9742 bruh moment :v
Lol
Bullets during gameplay: “I sleep”
Bullets during cutscenes: “Real shit”
yeah lol
pistol in the foot in a cutscene: AHHHHHHH
machine gun fire to a side characters head: "its just a flesh wound"
W O K E
its like they hit you with not sharp at all canisters that fly at like 10 miles per hour
@@MarksmanDynamics Ah, finally someone who knows armies still use canister
Congrats on 1 mill, can’t wait till you get 100!
*"DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE"*
*Famous last words*
-Japanese Soldier. *2022*
Who would have thought that adding unremovable aimbot and x Ray vision to campaign will make it less fun.
You seriously cant disable this? :o
It's more fun when you run around doing nothing productive and occasionally shoot some enemies instead of fucking futuristic eye glasses that give you xray vision and makes you shoot through walls with a 9mm
@@whycantiputaname4944 Glad to know im not the only one who Just Runs around the Campaign Occasionally killing enemies
The only time it's fun to get aimbot during campaign is during Titanfall 2 when you got the Smart Pistol.
Cause you basically can wallrun as fast as you can and headshot everyone, making you feel badass.
And it's only can be used for that section only.
Video games are for kids
The historical accuracy in this game is just purely superb. Like when the Japanese use stg44 or when the British lose 12 planes within 3 minutes where as in reality they only lost 2.
well... japan were allies to germany so... still, highly unlike to have the STG44, don really know as i am no historian. But the MG42 is more belivable as japanese could have bought some from the germans..
Germany provided them with many weapons
@@doneflounder7086 even so, ever wonder why the STG 44 has "44" in the name? its because...well...it was made in 1944, the start of the mission says Bougainville 1943 in big white letters
@@molstad182 Bro what annoyed me most is that there are sergeants literally verbally shitting on Officers and ordering them around calling them useless. Nevermind the fact that segregation and racism was still commonplace during this time so those interactions were just super cringe and unimmersive.
You do know brithish did lose many planes right? Not as many as germans but they did...
Just discover this video, most entertaining coverage of a game ever... thanks for sharing!
‘I’m looking for the zeros, what you mean where I’m going??’ Love it, good commentary
One minute in and we already have an inaccuracy. Dive bomber pilots OPENED their cockpits for dives to prevent the cockpit from fogging due to the rapid temperature change.
Also, anyone remember in COD 2 when you were acting as a counter sniper? You didn’t get any glints, you had a dude describing which building the other sniper was in and you had to find him in one of the 3 dozen windows.
Sniper glint is a real thing, white death preferred an ironsight due to mirror glints from lenses in the snow
@@craziun4292 of course it is but this seems to happen under specific circumstances. I think its to make the game unnecessarily easy.
in cod 2 and 1 you felt like a soldier amongst others, in vanguard you are a supersoldier and free the whole city by yourself cod is diverging towards more alternate history remember when they were made to honor the people who fought in ww2 i loved that type of gameplay one amongst many others.
I think you mean Cod 5, not 2.
Unless something like that happened in the second one.
In world at war with reznov. This was a great mission
How did we go from “You think because you say nothing, you are strong?”
To “Do YoU SpEaK JaPaNeSE”
For real tho why does you character never talk?
@@whycantiputaname4944 but your character does talk in vanguard to the point they're annoying as fuck. WAW your character doesn't even mount a word from his mouth throughout that game.
@@shawklan27 and still is a miles better character than any from this game
From
YOU CAN'T KILL ME
To
I'm a goddamn onion
He eats strong?
Really enjoyed these 😄
5:30 and 7:32
Nano literally vocalizes every war history fan's frustration...
Enemy sniper: doesn't manage to hit a squad of 8 running towards him
Nano: walks up behind them, gets oneshot
Because the smoke disapeared
@@a.i.m.f8567 ye he also try to running straight, 100% will get one shot anyway
The sniper didn’t know who to shoot when there were so many of them. So he just shot between them in panic. And when you are left alone you were an easy target.
@@aboi2272 ....dumbest defense ever. You ever watch WWII sniper training??? Or even Alvin York's personal tactics during WWI??
@@georgewhitworth9742 You ever seen a joke???
9:20
“Hey, general, there are two enemies in the trench with only a pistol. Should we surround and execute them?”
“No. Jump them one at a time.”
"Make sure to bayonet them too"
“And i know you were trained to shoot while moving but we are already at war with them so lets try not to make the enemys life harder so just sit still and take a shot every 3 seconds missing every 3rd shot”
I've already said this, and it's a very risky thing to say. Imagine you are on an island, and there is another island over there. And you want to conquer it. And they are ruled by a leader.
"Oh but they are disciplined, and they obey their leader. It's impossible to defeat them." Ah, then we will impose democracy on them. Democratic propaganda! We will promote the most democratic way.
"Oh, but they also have incredible faith in God! They have such faith in God that they never abandon the front." Ah, then let's promote atheism. Church time is over. From now on, only night clubs.
"Oh, but the youth are healthy and strong. They're in formidable shape. They are the way the Creator made them: in his image." Ok then, from now on McDonald's, Coca-Cola, drugs and alcohol. Let them be fat, old and undisciplined. We mush abolish military service.
"Ah... yeah but the other thing is that they are homogenous. They are a single people, a single race. There is no ethnic chaos." Ok, then in whatever way, we must send them boats with blacks, Africans, Chinese.
"But they have a lot of babies! 6 or 7 babies on average! They're happy to have large families!" Ok, from now on abortion, the pill.
You have now defeated that island.
"And I know that its the very feared and dangerous sniper that wiped out our defense
Lets not granade them on that very tight trench"
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I love your vids so much!!
You're the only person I could watch play this game it's so frustrating
Yeah, the lee enfield was the closest thing to accurate and they still fucked it up with a 5 round magazine. Like that one wasn't even hard to fix, you literally just change the variable to be 10 instead of 5!
I think they kept a single 5 round clip loaded while carrying, then added another clip when they expected imminent combat. I think you can see it happen in 1917.
@TheCosmuc wrench I think they only loaded five for speed and convienence, not really to preserve springs, if I recall correctly
yeah this tilted me the most while watching this and maybe the "war machine"
Bit of both I think chaps, at least from the various things I've read/seen demo-d, and like was said about 1917. I've heard it was common to keep 5 loaded, fire one or two shots and (situation depending of course) then load another 5 and go with 7 or 8, alleviating the magazine spring problems
@@saintroddy that was gone by ww2, and would never be the case in combat, that scene is such a nice little detail that makes me love 1917
2:08 That one actually happened, though. there are several accounts of Dauntless gunners pulling out their 1911s to shoot at zeroes when they were too adrenaline-pumped to figure out the jam on their machine guns.
Apparently, Dauntless crews were a different breed of men.
and eventually get fucked into pices by some zeros
@@NukeFinity believe it or not, but there are records of some of them successfully shooting the pilot with the 1911
@@mlgrocket as far as I heard there was only 1 occasion where a soldiers shot down a plane with a handgun - the zero came after him when he was gliding with his parachute after being shot down himself.
But if there are more than this one, please share it, I'm interested.
Same thing during the Battle off Samar. An Avenger pilot after expending all of his ammo pulled out his revolver and landed 6 hits on the Yamamoto. Most likely the only pilot to ever land 6 .38 cal hits on a Japanese Battleship.
@@mlgrocket one record, one.And it was never confirmed
Thank you for playing it so I don't have to. You're my hero.
Bonjour Nano, tu as une meilleure chaîne, j’adore regarder ta vidéo, c’est tellement divertissant
The funny thing about the Japanese having those shotgun revolvers is that those were made for German civilians as a hunting weapon, and only about 100 were ever built
They got duplication hacks.
We are talking about the elite animal hunting japanese that lived in germany
@@theofilosgoumenos9736 They were the real ninjas cause nobody ever saw them.
collector's rarity then. Emperor Hirohito collected clams and seashells...
I like how when the flamethrower guy gets shot, his friend just puts a hand on his fuel tank and just shakes his head like "No pulse here, he must be dead"
omg he does i just thought he was releasing a valve or smth idk
It looked like he got shot right under his collarbone near his sternum. What did he die of?
@@NinjaBray he was just a little bitch
@@NinjaBray
Died of Beeding, or probably Trauma i dont even know. ://
@@ordinaryfellow2567 those arent instant
I have not watched someone rip apart a terrible game in a while...Thank you for the laughs.
😂 get wrecked noob when he gets shot. Damn nano is too funny
I was going to ask "where is the top half of the Enfield rear sight?" . . . . then I saw the red dots and thought "I'll just go shovel snow off the grass back onto the sidewalk". . . It makes more sense to me then this game.
Golden comment
That's not entirely wrong though, some armies that used Enfields did it to their sights for more sight picture; you can argue whether that's a good idea or not but people did do this. Problem with a lot of CoD weapons is the fact that developers probably never saw these guns irl so they have fuckall idea how they should look like. They probably googled "Lee Enfield" and saw some gun captured by the Iraqi and called it a day.
@@tropicalfruit4571 I'm sure you are right that some Dilbert somewhere did in fact file down the sight ring into a horseshoe, thus my graduation from what the hell? To OMG!!! When we got to the red dot. 👍
it also holds a max of 5 rounds...
2:01
So let me get this straight, the enemy isn't scared off whatsoever with a machine gun, but the second he pulls out his pistol, the plane pulls off? Baffling.
It’s probably trying to reference when a pilot shot down a zero with a 1911.
@@digitaal_boog yep it was definitely a reference to that
epic
@@digitaal_boog except that was done while parchuting
@@kamash581 yep. The Zero didn’t have bulletproof glass so a .45ACP could definitely kill the pilot.
you got shot during a cut scene,
i got shot during gameplay,
so my shot hurt less,
lmfao 😂😂 best one i heard after years
You are more entertaining than the game itself 😂😂😄😅I have to subcribe😂😆
The Chad World at War (Japanese): "You think you say nothing... you're strong? _you're not strong, you persistent bastard_ "
the Virgin Vanguard (Japanese): " *Do yOu SpEaK JaPanEsE!* "
Chad World at War: opens with you strapped to a chair being whipped with bamboo
@@evergreenshogun9634 Virgin Vanguard: thinks he's the ghost of Tsushima and pulls out his katana and immediatly gets killed afterwards
weeb
Virgin Vanguard had sex with Cold War so it ain't a virgin no more
yeah world at war had the best damn campaign
Gamers: "Yeah, there's nothing cringier then mobile games."
Electronic Arts and Activision Blizzard: "Well, hold my champagne."
*campaign
Why the hell did they copy midway for the first mission. Even some of the scenes are the same
@IPlayOldGames'96 You sure about that? Not the last time I've checked.
Unless you mean the city in Illinois.
Activision Blizzard: "Hold my sexual assault allegations"
Fun fact: cod mobile is more historically accurate than this
Fun fact: they actually have reddots and PKMs and whatnot in the time that CoDM plays in so...
Yea
i love the way his personality is so friendly
hahahaha I needed these laughs, thanks
I really like how the pilot who has probably never done any ground combat has the on command ability to slow down time, always hit targets and see through walls. Definitely learned how to do that in air combat in the wide open skies.
He is American...
@@vincenzomarzano7185 It's their racial super power, just like in Elder Scrolls.
@@EmperorSigismund fuck yeah
To be fair every Protag having the skills of John wick at the low end is so normal in games, it is strange for someone to not have it. Check out this war of mine to see what it like to not be a FPS hero.
Ig it’s from the lack of air 😂
This game taught me so many things. Like that burning a german man you barely know alive simply for your amusement is perfectly acceptable and definitely not a war crime.
Kinda justified to burn the SS members though
Dude, it's a good damn video game. Do you know how many war crimes you've commited in these games.
@@re1010 don't remember anytime where doing war crimes was viewed in a good light
@@re1010 and…that made it okay? Hm?
@@mr.generico386 r/whoosh
This mission wishes it could be as good as me. Bravo six, going dark
"Crikey! Vegemite" damn that earned a sub
this video actually made me mad. there are people out there who worship this game. people are just going to accept that this is how games are if we dont stop buying this shit. we must to reject a low quality present to have a high quality future. good shit though nano, love you and the videos
Fr I actually know someone who loves this game. The only cod’s he ever played was Warzone and this crap.
Anyone that worships this game belongs on a cross.
Ay yo i just said the Same thing. If we as Consumers just stop Zombie buying shit games because of the Francise or name associated with the Game they have no choice but to produce actual fun Games with time and Effort. An Why would any Devs make a game not online Coop anymore Especially with the current times. Gurdians of the Galaxy as an example would have been amaz-balls being able to online Coop.
Their thinking: good graphics = good game
Its video games that suck now vanguard is shit battlefield 2042 is shit halo infinite is shit they just dont make em like they use to
Fun fact: Aussies and Brits didn’t call the the Germans “krauts”, they called them “fritz
Krauts are named by American Fritz/Jerries are Aussies and Brits so.... This historically incorrect.
@@fajaral-fatih7025 The game or me?
@@acatthatlookslikehitler1277 what are you? British or Australian? Or American? Perhaps German? If i offended you, my apologies then because i was stating fact on their nickname in WW2.
@@fajaral-fatih7025 That’s not what i meant
The game it is that historically incorrect.
13:00 that was a perfect use of conversating lol. Could not have been more appropriate.
Your so godamn funny i subscribed :))
In the aircraft scene at the start no one addressed that they called the a6m zeros “bandits” and not “hostiles”. Bandits are a term for confirmed enemy aircraft and hostile is a term for when the enemy aircraft are attacking you
Everything else they couldn't give a shit about making the game really think they'd care about that?
@@PezzaHando no but it’s little details like that that make a good game
@@marmalade4010 It's stille bad game tho.
@@marmalade4010 Yeah but there's a lot they need to work on before that
There's an incredible amount of garbage that they incorporated that shouldn't have existed or occurred game mechanics/story-wise...
The differentiation between "bandit" and "hostile" in terminology usage is rather low on the "What the fuck is Activision doing?" scale.
It was such a good game that it brought me out of a coma. As I was laying in the hospital bed, my brother was playing it on the television. As I awoke from my coma, I proceeded to get up and went to turn that game off.
This coma patient found this one neat trick! Doctors hate him!
Thank god for that,. If you hadn't done that Grandpa would've have woken up from the grave to turn it off.
Generals Eisenhower, Montgomery, and MacArthur would have all walked out of the grave to turn that shit off.
Ahah
@@NinjaBray some people played where they were buried and they did
One of tthe first videos I watched and a few words hilarious funny and amazing
thanks for this good review
I was so confused watching the desert campaign. The German looked like the Japanese, that depot explosion and the 3 Australian meeting looked just like the first mission in the Brit campaign in cod 2.
To top it all off, it’s set in El Alamein and the battle itself is mostly on open flat land and not hills and ruins
If I recall correctly, there’s also a similar mission in COD2 where you’re in control of a tank and that feels so much better than this
Wait, those guys were German?
@@ryon5174 yes. Two sections of tank warfare. Although the accuracy was a little bit off with the pz2 gun, it was fun driving around freely, shooting pz2 and run over the enemies
@@luanhuynh238 i gotta replay it sometime, i believe i still have both Cod1 and 2 in my hard drive somewhere
Best memory of that mission for me was the MGs mowing down anyone i missed
Adding to that: That El Alamein Mission from COD2 was the very thing that little me made me wish tank battles were thay intense in Battlefield 1942
"There's only room for ONE sniper in Stalingrad!"
"Wait, what about other friendly snipers? Are you gonna kill them too?"
You can't kill Dimitri, Dimitri lives forever.
The way I've heard this chick is, mother russia would love to get rid of her.
Have you watched the disgusting Enemy at the Gates movie? Remember that in the film, except for Vasily Zaitsev, no one killed the Nazis, and the Soviet soldiers just fled and died from the Nazis? So Polina = Vasily, everyone else does not do anything in the war or die for extras)) Well, about weapons, and so clearly one rifle for three, and the fourth with potatoes instead of a grenade, everything is as according to secret documents))
@@konstantin070797 what does this have to do with the comment above
@@Christopher-rw2bp Directly, because the game tries to repeat scenes from the film, the same scenes, the same hints. And in the film itself, all the others, even snipers, were presented as "worthless" or were absent as a phenomenon, in principle, indicating that there were never any snipers in the USSR. From here and Polina's exclamations in Stalingrad to the bombing when she brings Molotov cocktails, "I practiced shooting more than anyone else than these dogs from the Red Army." I will not say anything about female snipers in the red army, because Polina is the only one fighting for Stalingrad ... In general, my fifth point is just burning from Polina as a sovets character ... so do not pay attention ...
You make me laugh,nice video.
Nice vid earned a sub
"Only room for one sniper in Stalingrad"
*Vasily Zaitsev* "Understandable, have a nice day"
thank god someone said it lol
dimitri show this man what you got hero of stalingrad
Victor Reznov: Time to close in for the Kill
This game looks like they had a graphical department having a field day along with the world builders, and then the rest of the entire production team was picking chromosomes off of each other
Graphics are pretty awesome, but it's all the little details that snowball into a pile of crap
The game is beautiful I will give tjem that. But the other guys only had 1 chromosome between the lot of them. I feel bad the graphics designers who poured there heart and soul into this game only for the writers story boarders and historical teams to gangrap eit into the ground.
Bruh, the cinematic cutscenes look like a whole different studio did them.
Or they were panicking because the last WW2 game was bad and they didn't wanna screw up so them panicking ended up making it worse
@@dylanmilne6683 I think it's because it was lmao
proto in 1944 and stalingrad was in 1942 xD I LOVE your commentary my guy xD new sub for you
This guy is funny as hell! Loved the Midnight Cowboy line " HEY, I"M WALKIN' HERE!" Funny, Funny, Funny!!!! Cracked me up!
14:17 the plastic box Magazine killed me. An MG42 with a modern plastic box Magazine instead of a wobbling belt is like watching lord of the rings with laserguns.
its like a ww2 edition of the m60
I can only imagine games and movies in the future when they're gonna have like helicopters and f-22's in WW2 media and they'll be like "its accurate enough"
@@incompleteriver770 I always thought about that sort of thing when medieval movies show vikings with longswords or Arthurian knights in plate armor.
On replaying some old ww2 games i tend to think "gee, this is a lot of STG44s... i know they mass-produced and issued them, but most germans were using bolt actions at this point" its accurate enough!
on a final note, there were helicopters during ww2, just not combat ones (that i know of), and they were extremely rare.
Vikings age with laser raptors
@@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 at least kung fury was unmistakably a parody
So tired of these WW2 "themed" games. Either go FULL BLOWN alternate history, and have fun with it, or portray the world's most devastating conflict in a respectful manner.
Kill nazis fuck yeah america nascar
Right? I mean, what about a sort of sci-fi game where you go back in time to stop people from rewriting history (they don’t even have to be the tired “ThE nAzIs WeRe RiGhT, lEt’S rEwRiTe HiStOry” trope, they can just be maniacs that take the idea of “What if” to a dangerous extreme)? You can have your characters use the crazy prototypes of the past, you can make branching storylines based on how much you change history, the sky’s the limits then you lean into that territory.
But then the subtleties of modern political propaganda won't be able to take root in the minds of the young you silly sausage
It's not even alt history, it's just lazy.
Alt history needs a long backstory and writing explaining what's difrent
Alternatively, if you want to go as authentic as possible, you need to be willing to not only hold nothing back, but don’t just show us s**t that we’ve seen a million times (D-Day, Stalingrad, Iwo Jima). Give us an invasion of Italy with German conscripts from annexed territories (Chezchs, Poles, Austrians, etc.). Let us play through the final stand that the French and the Danish put up in Dunkirk. If you’re ballsy enough to show grey areas in war, show us engaging with an American that joined the Germans. Hell, even if you need to show diversity, have us play as a Vichy France Resistance spy or (better yet) as a pilot of the 588th Night Bomber Regiment, aka The Night Witches. World War Two is a treasure trove of stories from Dick Best to Leo Major and everything in between.
Was fun watching!
8:54
The key-binds got me crying bro.
It's an insult to everyone who served and fought during WWII
Good thing most of them don't play games
It’s a video game. ( :) )
@@shivamarya5225 Could you imagine if: after there was a funeral held for you, a motorcycle gang put an outhouse on your plot, and used it? You could not be personally feel indignant, but it would be distasteful, nonetheless.
I don't think they're even aware of what the concept of what a video game is but I'm sure they're offended
@@CJLegoFilmz well they prob will be offended by all ww2 games as the goal of ww2 games is made for fun and to fight in ww2 was not fun at all
Sledgehammer before: "Remember, no russian."
Sledgehammer now: "Remember, no logic."
Well, Infinite Ward did No Russian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Cugar91 sledgehammer helped with that game back in the day but you still right
@@princewavy237 nope Sledgehammer Games wasn't involved with COD until 2011 with MW3. I still have the original MW2 with the case, no where does it say Sledgehammer Games, you might be referring to the 2020 MW2 remastered.
Sledgehammer wasn’t even involved with CoD until MW3
Lol, my bad. Was so long ago, that i couldn't remember if were the second or the third. Good old days when the Xbox blinks red before it dies
Nano: *shoots soldier* Soldier: Danke (Thank you)
I subbed because ur too funny
Their planning meeting probably went like:
Staff A: "So what do the kids nowadays like?"
Staff B: "Um... They... They like marvels?"
Staff A: "Marvels... Yeah, that's right! Superheroes! We need super hero team in world war 2, it'll be so awesome and unique and everyone will love 'em! Then we add so much cinematics that will TOTALLY NOT ruin the flow of the game! We have to cut budget and time for gameplay quality though, those cutscenes aren't going to make themselves!"
Staff B: "You're such a genius! And maybe give the Japanese STG44? I always like that gun!"
Staff A: "I know I am! And sure, why not?"
legit probably waht happened
you forgot the part where they cheer and then go to harass female workers
You forgot the part where they give japanese STG44 because they already have everything for it so they can be more lazy
Staff C: "Are we not gonna consult the historian we hired about that idea?"
Staff A: "You're Fired"
Ngl mate the whole game seems like a dweeb ww2 fanfiction, especially the characters
"So, who's gonna be the hero?
"Owh okey we need diverse soldiers, so one russian sniper woman of course, one murican pilot eventho the mission is all ground, one demolition-boy aussie, and then the leader which is a paratrooper!"
- Valuable pilots get downed.
- US sends a rescue party to find and save them.
- Valuable pilots get captured by the Japanese.
- US rescue party saves them and think they are "dead weight" and should be left behind.
Solid logic there. Yes. A few infantry men are sure much more valuable to the war effort than the pilots the US Navy built a whole warship and doctrine around.
That wasn’t a rescue party. They were just on their way to capture the airfield and found some ‘dead weight’.
@@lentlemenproductions770 Still, an infantryman calling a pilot "dead weight" is beyond stupid
@@rvsen5351 Is it though? Should an infantryman expect this injured pilot to be of any value in infantry combat? He may be valuable to ‘the war effort’, but forgive a man living under the barrel of a gun for being cynical.
@@lentlemenproductions770 🤓
@@Toons595 me when I think
New favorite youtuber
I love how this dude talks very chill