Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: RAWHEAD REX

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  6 лет назад +526

    Not to be confused with "Rawhead Rexxx: A Clive Barker Porn Parody".

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 6 лет назад +40

      But, he would have given us so much pleasures.

    • @gracietavor4936
      @gracietavor4936 6 лет назад +12

      You should review E.T. porn version

    • @minski76
      @minski76 6 лет назад +23

      The one that DOES have a 9 foot tall phallus, I assume.

    • @Destroya7961
      @Destroya7961 6 лет назад +6

      Brandon Tenold are you Irish because the Irish accent impression was just to good

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 6 лет назад +5

      I’d actually like to see that review.

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 5 лет назад +291

    honestly if Clive Barker wanted Rawhead to look like he did in the original short story he wrote, he should have hired David Cronenberg to direct the movie

    • @localdude2979
      @localdude2979 3 года назад +1

      I honeslty like Ape head Rawhead better than Penis head Rawhead, he looks more badass

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 3 года назад +11

      @@localdude2979 Literally no.

    • @arte0021
      @arte0021 2 года назад +1

      I read the short story and missed the penis resemblance

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 2 года назад +7

      Oh god no. It would be unique, but you could never give him a non-porn movie where he’s actively encouraged to make everything penis-related, or penis-adjacent, on purpose.
      The *now 5* “Baptizing” scenes / Money Shots would have at least 2 in POV, and Cronenberg’s version of Circumcisedhead would have needed the old lady to ahhhh “trap him.”

    • @disneyboy3030
      @disneyboy3030 2 года назад +4

      @@oxymoron02 well the main body looks cooler.... and I think they used two different masks, one better then the other.

  • @skylergulley3949
    @skylergulley3949 6 лет назад +368

    Don't you mean Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan, who's also Italian

    • @KatieCatWalker
      @KatieCatWalker 6 лет назад +19

      BEAT ME TO IT DAMNIT!

    • @skylergulley3949
      @skylergulley3949 6 лет назад +17

      @@KatieCatWalker It's ok you crazy Protestant bastard

    • @heatwave1789
      @heatwave1789 6 лет назад +16

      Someone call the Mexican inquisition

    • @skylergulley3949
      @skylergulley3949 6 лет назад +10

      @@heatwave1789 NO, they would suspect them

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +5

      @@heatwave1789 But nobody expects them

  • @akildukes7499
    @akildukes7499 6 лет назад +68

    Incidentally, you showed the comic of Rawhead Rex. That comic is fucking FANTASTIC.

    • @cleverlydevisedmyth
      @cleverlydevisedmyth 5 месяцев назад +3

      the comic is waaay better than the movie. The old Hellraiser comics are cool too.

  • @OldSchoolCurt
    @OldSchoolCurt 6 лет назад +82

    This dude has become my favorite RUclips movie reviewer! The dry sense of humor is freaking awesome!

  • @benbilbrey749
    @benbilbrey749 6 лет назад +141

    Your Irish impression is wonderful.

  • @horacehorse254
    @horacehorse254 6 лет назад +104

    Loved the Rob Zombie reference. "Dragula" is one of my all time favorite songs!

    • @gabedeltoro9423
      @gabedeltoro9423 6 лет назад +9

      Dig through the ditches
      And burn through the witches
      I slam in the back of my
      Dragula!

    • @ogithesergal4182
      @ogithesergal4182 6 лет назад +9

      I would go to church every goddamn Sunday if hims where like that.

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 4 года назад +1

      I used to like him until he told his followers on facebook to harass a dude who had only said he didn't like all of Hellbilly Deluxe 2.
      The dude literally had a profile picture of himself with his wife and baby, and RZ straight up told his followers to go find the guy.

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 4 года назад +1

      @@ogithesergal4182 Also *hymns
      Also you're not a sergal. You're a human.

    • @voicemyopinion7885
      @voicemyopinion7885 3 года назад +1

      same!
      brandon is hilarious!

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 4 года назад +20

    Hahaha, okay, you got me with "No more magic mushrooms on me breakfast potato." Lmao

  • @Knightfall-Batman
    @Knightfall-Batman 4 года назад +32

    Rawhead: “Hey! If ya wanna watch, that’s gonna cost ya 20 bucks, Reverend.”

  • @funkyweapon1981
    @funkyweapon1981 6 лет назад +274

    Poor Clive Barker. He never gets to make the movies he wants to make without some kind of meddling from the studios. Nightbreed got censored for over 20 years because some idiot didn't like how the monsters were actually the heroes, and also that Clive is gay.

    • @namelessentity5851
      @namelessentity5851 6 лет назад +31

      Are you serious?? That movie, although a fun watch, was nowhere near scary. The Monsters were actually charming, like I can actually picture myself, sharing a fat bowl with them. Even the Monsters in Canada are friendly!

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 6 лет назад +32

      I think that was the idea, we were supposed to like them and feel bad for them when the evil humans (especially the guy who was a serial killer in that mask that looked like it was made out of old lettuce with buttons for eyes) tried to invade their home and kill them all.
      The studio probably didn't like that idea, they tend to be very conventional in their thinking, certainly at the time. I can only imagine what the same people would think of "House of a 1,000 Corpses" and "Devil's Rejects", espeically "Devil's Rejects" as both focus heavily on the killers and making them the heroes of the story.

    • @RedShirtRemyStarship
      @RedShirtRemyStarship 6 лет назад +3

      Sean Ashmead really?

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 6 лет назад +15

      "Devil's Rejects" were heroes?? Um, sure, they were, sure.........

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 6 лет назад +5

      I didn't know Nightbreed was censored. What was cut out? Is there a director's cut?

  • @Ericstone00
    @Ericstone00 3 года назад +6

    12:56 [Children of the Corn] " He wants you too, Malachi!"

  • @raymondhall8691
    @raymondhall8691 6 лет назад +119

    Nah they were taking that monolith to the Silver Shamrock factory

  • @benjaminjebb867
    @benjaminjebb867 4 года назад +24

    Rawhead looks so cheesy looking at him now, but as a 4 year old kid, he haunted my dreams! Love 80s horror!

  • @RTDavis0503
    @RTDavis0503 4 года назад +19

    The Dave Chappelle "PSYCHE!" Takes me out EVERYTIME!! 😂😂

  • @TheBloodswordsman
    @TheBloodswordsman 6 лет назад +54

    Best joke of October so far, "Father, when are we going back home to San Francisco? It's where i was born and raised, boyo".
    That joke right there killed me.

  • @DetroitAlan01
    @DetroitAlan01 6 лет назад +21

    I’d like to see this get remade. It’s a decent, one-off monster flick. With modern FX and some tweaking of the script, Rawhead Rex could be a “no holds barred” horror flick. And, we haven’t had one of those in a while.

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle Год назад +1

      So… you want the giant humanoid 🍆 one, with the graveyard “baptizing” scene? B/c I’m sure Clive won’t compromise to make him a gorilla-like monster anymore.
      It honestly might not be too bad. If we get a Cronenberg like Director, and a Alien/Aliens style design.

  • @XFLexiconMatt
    @XFLexiconMatt Год назад +3

    Clive Barker learned a great deal from what not to do with Rawhead Rex and Underworld. Thank you for Hellraiser!

  • @smuglytherat
    @smuglytherat 6 лет назад +198

    This movie left out a LOT of context as to what exactly what Rawhead Rex is, for anyone wondering, he's pretty much a Pagan Avatar to represent the negative side of masculinity, causing him to be violent, cannibalistic, and very rapey, which is why a pagan artifact of female fertility was what defeated him

    • @harrywarden7675
      @harrywarden7675 6 лет назад +14

      Smugly Otaku he also eats children that are naughty and eats children in the comic

    • @POCLEE
      @POCLEE 6 лет назад +8

      Wait, so the it actually raped the woman who survived during his first assault?

    • @smuglytherat
      @smuglytherat 6 лет назад +12

      @@POCLEE it's not out of character for him to do so

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 6 лет назад +27

      That actually made the end of the movie make sense. They so should've included that information in the movie. It's like when you see a movie and it makes no sense then you find out half of it was cut out just before release then they release the unedited version, you see it and it makes sense.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 6 лет назад +10

      So a mean nun with a metal edged ruler wouldn't have been enough?

  • @nukeomega724
    @nukeomega724 6 лет назад +57

    My birthday and a Brandon video. Things are goin great! Love your stuff Brandon! Always makes me laugh.

  • @mezmerized4lifejay654
    @mezmerized4lifejay654 3 года назад +25

    His design scared tf out of me growing up. Him busting through doors and window gave me nightmares as a kid lol. We need a sequel or remake

    • @josephsawyer3982
      @josephsawyer3982 2 года назад +3

      Been a fan of this movie since it came out and he is the only movie monster that ever gave me nightmares and occasionally still pops up in my dreams trying to eat me and I'm still a kid in those dreams. Thanks Clive

    • @0g0dn0
      @0g0dn0 Год назад +1

      I read a graphic novel based on the short story, and all I can say is that if this Rawhead scared you, Barker’s original concept would make you piss yourself. Brandon’s description doesn’t do it justice.

    • @SamFisherCell
      @SamFisherCell Год назад

      @@josephsawyer3982 same here. I hate having dreams about Rawhead. So relieved when I wake up.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 6 лет назад +55

    Thought this may not be a good movie for some, Brandon's puns and funny attempt on irish accent makes this worth watching.

  • @Berzerkules
    @Berzerkules Год назад +1

    Thanks! This is some of your best work. Hilarious all the way through

  • @xKynOx
    @xKynOx 6 лет назад +126

    In the comic he eats babies it's the opposite in the movie, they totally neutered the film

    • @akildukes7499
      @akildukes7499 6 лет назад +3

      Indeed.

    • @gregorynelis2474
      @gregorynelis2474 6 лет назад +38

      Babies eat him? That sounds way more hardcore!!!

    • @jackwells8107
      @jackwells8107 6 лет назад +18

      In reality (folklore, mythology, whatever) Rawhead and Bloody Bones is a nursery boggle, who is supposed to get naughty children, so eating babies makes more sense than this.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 6 лет назад +12

      @@jackwells8107 @ 4:11 The name some Native American Indian tribes use for Bigfoot often translates in their languages as _"Tall man"_ . He too was used as a bogeyman to keep children in line and to warn them not to play outside too late a night. Indian grandmothers would often say _"Don't run around in the dark screaming and making noise, Tallman's going to get you!"_

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 6 лет назад

      @@ahmataevo That's why he could't be a penis with teeth - his head was circumcised.

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 6 лет назад +32

    I love the editing on the Church singing scene. It looks like the priest's actually singing along.

  • @wolfcrow4822
    @wolfcrow4822 6 лет назад +62

    I went on a search for stone circles in Ireland about 10 years ago. You can buy a map but it's not very accurate because Irish farmers do have a habit of pulling them down (I'm not certain how strong Ireland's heritage laws are). It's a pity there isn't a monster under every stone circle because it would sort a few irreverent arseholes out.I have to say I'm quite impressed by Barker's concept here; using the feminine energy of a Sheila-Na-Gig to calm a destructive male entity is quite neat. Pity the movie didn't do it justice.

  • @viceverser6985
    @viceverser6985 6 лет назад +89

    I think that "baptism" scene in this movie is particularly interesting when you take Barker's homosexuality into consideration, .. . what, this big super masculine demon dressed in what almost resembles bondage garb pissing on this sort of effeminate padre who appears to be reacting ECSTATICALLY to it.

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 5 лет назад +16

      Vice Verser and baring in mind that in the actual story Rawhead is described as a giant penis monster

    • @scottessery100
      @scottessery100 5 лет назад +4

      and i thought it looked more like a money shot than golden shower.... oh well....

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 5 лет назад +4

      Douglas Voss why else do you think so much of his work includes elements of extreme sexual practices like bondage? Clive Barker has seen some shit.

    • @discoskull
      @discoskull 5 лет назад +16

      Rawhead Rex is everything about male sexuality's bad side (rape, violence, hunger, domination) in the form of a lunatic demigod. The story is far better/ more interesting than the movie. Especially true for the ending with the mother goddess statue - the only reason it allowed Rawhead to be defeated was the creature's own crippling fear of it, not any mystical power it had itself. He was even disgusted/ repelled by menstrual blood; the woman he left alive in the book was on her period, not pregnant (though that may have had the same reaction).

    • @libertatemadvocatus1797
      @libertatemadvocatus1797 5 лет назад +2

      @@discoskull
      He still killed the woman, but couldn't bring himself to eat her.

  • @khamankhoma8232
    @khamankhoma8232 6 лет назад +38

    "Rawhead Rex" = giant phallus with teeth?
    Surely Clive Barker could've come up with even more on-the-nose names for his monster:
    "GoreDong Kong"
    "SlaySchlong Czar"
    "VoreDick Duke"
    "KillCock Khan"
    I could go on.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 6 лет назад +5

      I think you are doing it wrong.
      it _should_ be:
      CIRCUMCISED SCHLONG KING
      SENSITIVE SCROTUM RULER
      EMPEROR OF THE PETER NORTH
      POPE PONTIUS PENIS

    • @veelalynne
      @veelalynne 6 лет назад +4

      Killcock Khan ftw

    • @johnpliskin8759
      @johnpliskin8759 4 года назад +4

      one eyed two balled nine foot purple people eater

  • @EquesTron
    @EquesTron 6 лет назад +48

    For the longest time, I always read the title as RAWHIDE REX and thought "Why does a movie that sounds like it should be about a Cowboy Dinosaur have this goofy ass monster?"
    Now that I've heard the title outloud, I feel silly. Still want that Cowboy Dinosaur movie, though.

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 5 лет назад +2

      Go see The Valley of Gwangi.

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 5 лет назад

      Better yet, here's the trailer... ruclips.net/video/X0i0RSpQEf8/видео.html

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 лет назад

      I thought it was rawhide rex until I saw your comment

    • @thekungachunga4578
      @thekungachunga4578 4 года назад +1

      Good news is, there actually is a Cowboy Dinosaur movie, called Cowboys & Dinosaurs. It's basically a ripoff of Cowboys and Aliens, but it's close enough.

    • @spaghettisultan5484
      @spaghettisultan5484 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking it sounded like a nickname for a bald, heavy metal bassist

  • @TheShutteredRoom
    @TheShutteredRoom 6 лет назад +6

    I was a kid when I first saw this. 30 years later I still remember the shock and terror it gave me. Now I laugh at it, having seen that terror is something to be found at every corner of our lives.

  • @TheNecessaryEvil
    @TheNecessaryEvil Год назад +2

    This Halloween, don’t forget to leave a bowl of chili out on the porch for Rawhead Rex.

  • @GeneralTantzu
    @GeneralTantzu 6 лет назад +88

    I love the fake accent, hilarious!

    • @conalcochranh3274
      @conalcochranh3274 5 лет назад +4

      Did you know...the Irish are the only people in the world who fuck up their own accent? It's a fact.

    • @veryrancid3128
      @veryrancid3128 4 года назад +4

      I almost pissed myself when he imitated the children

  • @nightreaper1824
    @nightreaper1824 4 года назад +8

    "Who the hell is big Jake?"
    "I was reading a Clive Barker story."

  • @jmdnelson4891
    @jmdnelson4891 6 лет назад +17

    Awww hell yeah!! I LOVE RawHead Rex!! I got it for Christmas last year, from my awesome Ma.

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 6 лет назад +49

    A video about Clive Barker's "Nightbreed" would be perfect for Halloween.

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 6 лет назад +23

    Apparently the original rawhead of folklore was actually an evil spirit or demon with no body. So it would make a body from the bones and rejected parts of slaughtered animals. So it was some kind of cobbled together mess of animal bones and organs.

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 6 лет назад +9

      There is no Rawhead of folklore. It's not like a Banshee. It's just something Clive Barker made up to work through his gay neuroses.

    • @quelltech
      @quelltech 6 лет назад +10

      Nnnope.
      maskofreason.wordpress.com/the-book-of-mysteries/know-your-ghosts/europe/rawhead-and-bloody-bones/

    • @leomcardleproductions
      @leomcardleproductions 5 лет назад +1

      Now that would've been a badass design for the movie

    • @Goldarlives
      @Goldarlives 4 года назад

      That would have been 10x scarier

  • @Slappap
    @Slappap 5 лет назад +2

    Rawhead rex then went on to move to Norway and start a very popular black metal band doing world tours and ripping living people apart on stage. So all and all a good ending.

  • @brianoconnell6459
    @brianoconnell6459 6 лет назад +53

    I am kinda surprised the producers didn't try suing Blizzard, for stealing the Rawhead Rex design for the Orcs in the Warcraft series.

    • @akildukes7499
      @akildukes7499 6 лет назад +16

      Pretty sure the producers want to forget this movie and if anybody was gonna sue, it would be games workshop over the ork design.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 6 лет назад +5

      I mean, given how old and obscure the movie is
      Im surprised its not public domain

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 6 лет назад +9

      It's from 1987. I think you need to read up on how copyright law works.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 лет назад +3

      It's hard to copyright something as specific as a rather generic design like that. Look at all the very similar characters in comics for a good example. Especially since the design of the orcs have changed a little from game to game and orcs in most media are already vaguely similar

  • @AlienSquidMonster
    @AlienSquidMonster 4 года назад +13

    i don't care what anybody says rawhead looks awesome, scared the shit out of me as a little kid. some of the close ups aren't too great but the shot of him poppin out of the dirt or holding the severed head are great

    • @NecropsY1
      @NecropsY1 24 дня назад +1

      Totaly agree this aint a bad movie at all

  • @andrewnotyet8825
    @andrewnotyet8825 4 года назад +7

    no joke i saw this movie when i was around 10 years old.. scared the shit out of me and i never forgot it... i got soo very excited when i saw it on this channel i honestly hadn't seen it since (i think it was on some no longer existing cable channel) i loved this review lol.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 3 года назад +1

    nice edit. getting the priest's mouth to sync perfectly with the end of song. nice touch.

  • @roseuslotus92
    @roseuslotus92 6 лет назад +5

    @ 10:20
    So instead of rushing in to save his child, Howard decides to scream a dramatic "NO"... BEFORE opening the gate. Ladies and gentlemen! Father of the Year goes to....!

  • @deadjuice1880
    @deadjuice1880 5 лет назад +1

    Me growing up in Baptist church:
    Pastor- "Can we get another song suggestion.."
    [I raise my hand]
    "I...hello little Billy, I see your hand, what song."
    "Rob zombie - Dragula."
    "Fuck yeah lil bill, hey, mr Morsion can you handle it?... ok... ok you got it.
    Ok brothers and sisters, let's fucking rock out."

  • @Inkbleedful
    @Inkbleedful 6 лет назад +57

    Rawhead looks like a Brute from Halo 3.

    • @harrywarden7675
      @harrywarden7675 6 лет назад

      Ink-Bleedful more like they look like him.

    • @menslady125eif2590
      @menslady125eif2590 6 лет назад +1

      You're right. He does bear resemblance to Brutes.

    • @kudosbudo
      @kudosbudo 5 лет назад +2

      @@menslady125eif2590 Give him some armour, he'd be lost in a mass of Uruk Hai

  • @kerrywhitehouse74
    @kerrywhitehouse74 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m Irish and remember watching this as a kid . Was a massive horror fan but couldn’t get over some of the actors being from Irish soaps . And thinking , even as a kid “ this sucks “

    • @DrQuagmire1
      @DrQuagmire1 9 месяцев назад

      funnier if they did a fan-made "Predator vs. Rawhead Rex" movie

  • @carltonstaples7423
    @carltonstaples7423 6 лет назад +9

    One of my favorite episodes!!! Great pick, Brandon!! Need some horror movie recommendations: Graveyard Shift, Brainscan, C.H.U.D., Link, Prophecy, 976-Evil, Chopping Mall (Killbots), The Kiss, Terror Train and Sleepwalkers.

  • @images9536
    @images9536 6 лет назад +23

    I'm irish and suprisingly i'm not offended by this just laughing my ass off

  • @josephmchugh4040
    @josephmchugh4040 6 лет назад +27

    There were almost enough Irish jokes to offend even me. JK, they were hilarious. Fun fact, there are more Irish Americans than Irish nationals. So if you think about it, the US is more Irish than Ireland.

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 4 года назад +2

      That's because Americans spuriously claim that their ancestry is their nationality, when it's not. Unless they were born in the country they use the name of; they are American. Full-stop.

    • @alcahallic4526
      @alcahallic4526 3 года назад +1

      Americans born in America are incorrect from a national point of view when they call themselves Irish, German, or South African etc. They are correct when they say "I am of Irish decent', which I am by the way.

    • @SpinoRexy733
      @SpinoRexy733 3 года назад

      @@alcahallic4526 The ultimate Irish is the Glitch Gremlin from the Angry Video Game Nerd.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 года назад

      The Irish hate the American "plastic Paddies", too. They were the ones who funded a lot of the IRA's activities over the years, and it's not going to endear you to someone when you're financing explosions where they live for a cause they don't feel is worth it.

  • @azrealelric5101
    @azrealelric5101 6 лет назад

    I just got into your videos recently when they popped up in my feed at work, I have had no end to fun at laughing along with your reviews and it helps my nights be fun. Keep up the great work brother.

  • @thecalibratedsuperstarslic4284
    @thecalibratedsuperstarslic4284 2 года назад +8

    I really hope this movie gets rebooted I hope that and pray for it with all my heart because this is one horrifying movie that monster is creepy

  • @davidj.thompson
    @davidj.thompson 4 года назад +1

    Really enjoy your content! I find them very rewatchable!

  • @gabrielburciaga9576
    @gabrielburciaga9576 6 лет назад +13

    Awesome!!! Hoping you'll review night of the creeps

  • @GhazMazMSM
    @GhazMazMSM 6 лет назад +99

    Review Howard the duck 🦆

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 лет назад +13

      *A GEORGE-LUCAS MARVEL MOVIE CLASSIC!*

    • @GhazMazMSM
      @GhazMazMSM 6 лет назад

      THAT One-AHOLE can’t wait for the review

    • @The80sWolf_
      @The80sWolf_ 6 лет назад

      0 quacks of 5

    • @ogithesergal4182
      @ogithesergal4182 6 лет назад

      He should review Fantastic Planet.

    • @stanleyteriaca2184
      @stanleyteriaca2184 6 лет назад

      Technically, Howard is not owned by Marvel. Marvel only rents Howard from his original creator.

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 6 лет назад +20

    This story needs a Remake, but hope it sticks to the Comics this time~

  • @Oculas2003
    @Oculas2003 6 лет назад +10

    It strangely reminds me of an ITV series we had in the 90s called "Chimaera"

  • @kaimira9389
    @kaimira9389 6 лет назад +8

    @3:55 Funniest line I've heard in a while.

  • @TheFilmsPodcast
    @TheFilmsPodcast 3 года назад +2

    This is my first time watching one of Brandon's shows and this was hilarious! One of my new favorite RUclips shows!

  • @silasjones8262
    @silasjones8262 6 лет назад +8

    Rawhead Rex is one of my favorite 80's horror movie.

    • @silasjones8262
      @silasjones8262 4 года назад

      @asian dude ...one of the dumbest things I've ever been asked. Asian dude get out of your parents basement and get a life.

  • @jadentheprinceofdarkness4824
    @jadentheprinceofdarkness4824 6 лет назад +6

    2:15 OMG I LOVE ROB ZOMBIE
    OMG 9:27 I AM THE ASTRO CREEP
    IM DONE IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

  • @GabbyHernandez
    @GabbyHernandez 6 лет назад +18

    I nearly choked on my sandwich laughing out loud at this video 🤣

  • @clayscustoms2050
    @clayscustoms2050 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you SO MUCH for doing rawhead Rex, this is an all time favorite

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +46

    Do another Stephen King movie. Preferably either Maximum Overdrive (Which King himself directed) or one of the Creepshow movies

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 6 лет назад +3

      Thought it was funny, he directed it but then ended up hating it and calling a 'moron movie'. :)

    • @skyslasher2297
      @skyslasher2297 6 лет назад +1

      Smith Wesson about that

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +1

      @@skyslasher2297 What about it?

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +2

      And holy shit Brandon actually loved my comment!!! 😱😱😱

    • @skyslasher2297
      @skyslasher2297 6 лет назад +2

      He’s doing the whole trilogy

  • @theeholygoalie
    @theeholygoalie 6 лет назад +3

    I grew up near the town where they filmed this in Wicklow 🤘🏻

  • @crazyjamie7106
    @crazyjamie7106 6 лет назад +10

    Brandon: 10:55
    me: sorry howard, he has a point there Leaving you son alone in a car while there's a monster's pretty Irresponsible

  • @redspiralray2880
    @redspiralray2880 6 лет назад +1

    I'm so happy I found your channel. Compared to people like Nostalgia Critic who go WAY overboard with some of the skits and jokes, you are awesome. I get to see what some cult movies are like, and get solid laughs that aren't forced down my throat.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 6 лет назад +31

    Aw yeah, hopefully another october full of horror movies to review.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 лет назад

      @@Pyracantic
      Maybe even some slasher movies like maniac or other underrated/unknown horror movies

    • @tavila
      @tavila 6 лет назад

      THAT One-AHOLE Man like Behind the mask? I’d love to see tenolds take on it.

  • @scottbuckley823
    @scottbuckley823 5 лет назад +1

    As an Irishman the best joke is ' need to find out if he's with the ira or not'

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus 6 лет назад +8

    Judging from the fact the title has head in it there's going to be "Decapitation" quote!
    8:40 Oh, never mind...

  • @ZombieDish
    @ZombieDish 4 года назад +1

    I've only read the comicbook version of Rawhead Rex. Pretty much explains stuff... or was that part of a Nightbreed comic? It's been awhile.

    • @ZombieDish
      @ZombieDish 4 года назад +1

      It was the Nightbreed versus Rawhead Rex. Pretty good read too.

  • @hikikomicklori9290
    @hikikomicklori9290 4 года назад +8

    I'm holding my breath for the Rob Zombie Re-Boot.

  • @Umirua
    @Umirua 4 года назад +2

    How the hell did the piss baptism scene turn out to be the most faithful to the original?

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +50

    Please do Re-Animator!!!!

    • @friedpickle8332
      @friedpickle8332 6 лет назад +3

      Seconded!

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +3

      @@friedpickle8332 Thank you 😃

    • @304Kid
      @304Kid 6 лет назад +1

      No, Re-Animator is a good movie. Do the Star Wars Holiday Special.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +3

      @@304Kid It's still a cult classic

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase 3 года назад +2

    "I bet when Howard has sex, he leaves his sweater on."
    Brilliant

  • @justoutofframemoviereviews656
    @justoutofframemoviereviews656 6 лет назад +9

    cut 'em up, rub 'em out--Rawhead.

  • @rdbull5890
    @rdbull5890 6 лет назад +1

    "Jokes on you. Your wife f*cked the milkman". 🤣

  • @limely-8811
    @limely-8811 6 лет назад +3

    14.57 scenes and expressions seemed like a twist from SleepAway Camp,The coach realised Angela is a boy!!?? While the leading guy realised that Rawhead Rex needed a woman to destroy it.(Mind-blown)!!!

  • @omegapicture1063
    @omegapicture1063 6 лет назад +1

    You don't know how long I waited for this video Brandon thank you for reviewing this movie.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 6 лет назад +6

    ...I thought they called a 9ft phallus with teeth a xenomorph.

  • @HeyDrJen84
    @HeyDrJen84 6 лет назад

    I found this movie on RUclips a few years back and I love it! Thank you for reviewing this gem. 💎

  • @robertjohnson9187
    @robertjohnson9187 6 лет назад +3

    Makes me want to see The Keep again.

  • @throb9
    @throb9 6 лет назад +2

    Fun fact: Rawhead Rex's little brother played in 'Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama'.

  • @MarkHyde
    @MarkHyde 5 лет назад +7

    Rawhead Rex = A Thrall cos-play reject.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 3 года назад +1

    9:37 aint they saying in Ireland: get the feck outa here? At least that is how Father Jack used to say good bye on good ol' Craggy island.

  • @cadenthecucumber4778
    @cadenthecucumber4778 6 лет назад +12

    Raw head looks like a brute from Halo 3

    • @harrywarden7675
      @harrywarden7675 6 лет назад +2

      Caden the Cucumber more like THEY look like HIM.

  • @waterandafter
    @waterandafter 6 лет назад +2

    I tried to get "Dragula" as my vanity plates on my car, but my request was denied.

  • @andrewamp1
    @andrewamp1 4 года назад +3

    Ferocity is his middle name, Brandon Ferocity Tenold.

  • @yourguitarist
    @yourguitarist 9 месяцев назад +1

    It scared the shit out of me when I saw it...cheezy effects and all.

  • @jaguarheart
    @jaguarheart 6 лет назад +4

    You had me at "googly eyed mohawk caveman"

  • @OldHickory1971
    @OldHickory1971 6 лет назад +1

    Yes! My favorite snarky Canadian reviewing one of my favorite 80's cult films. Good day to be alive, sir.

  • @ArinKambitsis
    @ArinKambitsis 6 лет назад +9

    Rawhead is also what U.S. Marines stationed in Pacific countries call crabs.

  • @spicysmooth2
    @spicysmooth2 4 года назад +2

    This passes an honorary Bechdel test

  • @kabatsky
    @kabatsky 5 лет назад +3

    "Lady, did you know Neil Patrick Harris is gay?"
    Lady: 6:48

  • @jaysonthelucero5478
    @jaysonthelucero5478 6 лет назад +1

    Another great video, man.
    You should do Lair of the White Wyrm.

  • @CubanPete1990
    @CubanPete1990 6 лет назад +12

    Sorry that I’ve putting Comment like Can you please do a review of Dinosaurus (1960) Disney’s Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) or Vampire Hunter D (1985)?

    • @tabithamashburn8786
      @tabithamashburn8786 3 года назад

      Something Wicked this way comes is not shown often, I think it’s Disney’s creepiest film

  • @DetroitAlan01
    @DetroitAlan01 6 лет назад

    The face of RR looks like it was based on some of the work Rick Baker did for An American Werewolf in London. The sculptures used for the “in metamorphosis” shots are a dead ringer for RR-complete with shortened snout, slightly inward facing eyes and jagged, outward facing fangs.

  • @lordoflight6026
    @lordoflight6026 6 лет назад +6

    I thought this movie was badass as a kid haha. And I like his design for some reason

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 5 лет назад +2

    If I recall Barker eventually revealed Rex was actually a 'Nightbreed' and it takes place in the same universe as that better movie

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 лет назад +5

    14:49 FOR THE HONOR OF GREYSKULL!

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 2 года назад

    What's this? No Beautiful Corrs, Quiet Man or Riverdance reference(s)? Nice one Brandon - thank you from Dublin.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +7

    Will you ever do Akira (1988)?

    • @veelalynne
      @veelalynne 6 лет назад +3

      Akira is an anime classic. He doesn't usually cover that genre. He usually only does movies from the "shitty movie" genre.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 лет назад +1

      @@veelalynne But I consider it a cult clsssic

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 года назад

      It's not really cult.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 3 года назад +1

    the monster's design reminds me of that goofy mirror wizzard in Conan the Destroyer