@Jane Shepard How dare you! Just because I don't trust Rotten Tomatoes doesn't I disagree with everything about it! I hate Creepshow 3 and I am not a pussy!
“Nobody steals the money that I just stole” Kinda random, but it reminds me of my favorite line from Ant Man “No, I didn’t steal anything. I was returning something I stole”
Not just for you. Tom Savini can be quoted saying the same thing. =P Hell, even a story that was meant to be on Creepshow 2 (Cat from Hell) but got cut, found its way onto TftD.
The story with the Call Girl getting vamped is the closest it ever gets to being halfway scary...though that still makes it only about as good as a budget-cut "Tales from the Crypt" episode.
"A 2002 Newgrounds animation!" You take that back, Newgrounds artists had more decency, creative integrity, and talent than whatever the fuck THAT intro was!
And didn't The Simpsons already parody that idea in The Terror of Tiny Toon, with Bart and Lisa using a reality warping remote that brings Itchy and Scratchy out of the TV, who then try to kill them? Although, that was actually a parody of Stay Tuned.
I remember seeing the dvd cover as a young kid and being deeply mortified having nightmares about the guy with creepy mouth, only if I had seen this movie back, all my fears as a child would have vanished in a instant seeing the true mockery of a film.
Except, do we ever see the hitcher in C2 attack anybody? He just seems to be trying to get in the car, while repeatedly thanking the lady for the ride. The driver is the one who decides to turn him into chunky mustard in response. She does end up dead, but we never see how. For all we know she stole his sign and then had a cardiac arrest from all the strenuous murderin'.
In all fairness, Stephen King did once write a short story about a word processor where everything you type into it became reality, and THAT got adapted for an episode of "Tales of the Darkside". Maybe they were trying to rip off of that.
The opening sequence actually shows the quality of the movie a kid finds a cute lost puppy, if you really wanted to profit from it you whould take care of the dog and start breeding liters. Instead the kid/studio takes everything good away from the first films and yeah that our final product. A dissected dog made into a hotdog, I think they put that in there to show the audience how the movie was handled
Hell yeah! I've been waiting for this since the first Creepshow review because one of my other favorite reviewers, Obscurus Lupa, covered it. It's so bad that it's hilarious and your review does it justice! :-)
Scary Godmother isn't really that badly animated. They were trying to emulate a style that just didn't translate well into 3D, but it's far from the worst 3D animated films of that era.
Jordan DeHart I didn’t mean any Ill will towards it in fact I love both movies I just thought considering the animation did not age well it be a good example
How could you screw up a concept as simple as “TV remote that affects the real world!?” You know it’s bad when a children’s story/show, Goosebumps (Goosebumps did the concept before Adam Sandler, even down to having the exact same title), succeeds much better than a supposedly adult movie. Then again, I already unironically love Goosebumps anyway so it’s not much of a shock for me.
24:52 Sadly, James Glenn Dudelson's IMDb page lists him as an executive producer on the Creepshow TV series, while Ana Clavell was involved with something called "Creepshow Raw."
Well put Brandon! The way you sum this film up in the beginning and near the end is EXACTLY how I feel about this film. Loved your commentary yet again and I can't for you to review the REAL Creepshow 3. God Bless you Tom Savini for that one. Thanks again for another awesome video!
Creepshow: My BOI's George A. Romero and Stephen King made movie together based off horror comics this is a cool movie keep it up guys Creepshow 2: well it's not bad it's pretty good but it goes too far with thee blood but it's ok Creepshow 3: ...........................WHAT THE F%$& Creepshow Shutter series: YES YES YES!!!!
In 2009 they made a pilot to a Creepshow web series 'Raw' The episode is Insomnia and its actually pretty great somehow, same company but somehow is way closer to the first film in style
I had come across a copy of this at Walgreen's. I had no idea there was a Creepshow 3 so I picked it up. It was in my collection for one day and that was one day too many.
The REAL Creepshow 3, eh? Does that mean Tales from the Darkside, or the neat fanedit of Tales from the Darkside that changes music/credits into Creepshow 3?
For some strange reason, this video just will not play on my tv. It asks if I'm ok with "inappropriate content" then just errors out. Played just fine on my phone, though.
A handful of animators who used to upload on New Grounds used to create flash animation that easily fell under the category of "Art." But yeah, that intro. looked like something created by one of the members of the Lock Legion crew, on a good day when he tried his best. Just plain cheap.
The early to mid-2000s was NOT a good time for horror movies... or music for that matter. We got crap like Jason X and Halloween Resurrection, and Nickelback and brag rap ruled the airwaves. Plus practical effects in movies were dying out fast. And I was in high school 🤢 It was pretty much a shit show all around.
The early 2000s was a dry period for horror. Then it came roaring back due to “Saw’s” success, leading to loathsome, contemptible horror movie imitators aplenty. I think we’re doing pretty good on that front now, honestly.
1:57: Looks more like something Nickelodeon would show during Halloween 4:09: Alternatively, it's a rejected gadget from Doraemon 6:31: Hey, look! It's the Toxic Avenger! Might as well tie in this movie to Toxic Crusaders 12:54: Brandon in his prime (he's just in the movie for the money. Lots of money) 13:36: 50 Shades of Gray, anyone? 17:10: I call this sitcom "Murderers" 23:14: Chocolate syrup blood
Ok, apart from the serial killer call girl one, all these stories have me asking the same question. Why? Why did the doctor make the remote and have it warp the girl's life before turning her into a rabbit? Why did a radio convince a man to steal and kill then do the same to two other people? Why did the two students of the professor jump to the assumption the bride was a robot and pull her to pieces despite CLEARLY seeing she was flesh and blood? And why did the hotdog ghost haunt the doctor when the hobo died as a matter of circumstance rather than the doctor's fault? Just seems like the creepshow powers that be were running out of bad people to bring justice to and instead decided to fuck up random unfortunate people for fun.
I liked some of the episodes, but there were a couple that were kinda out there lol. They'll NEVER be able to conjure the same magic that the first 2 did. It's not happening
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" The best reviews have the patented "Brandon Tenold growl" in them. I knew right away this one would be gold if it had the "growl" right out the gate!!!
I wish I could go back to about an hour ago; before I watched the creepshow 2 video and found out this was a thing from the related video. Blissful, innocent times those were.
@@thronezwei4412 Yep, thought Asylum was the worst but then I was reminded of DOTD Contagium and this movie. Too bad the money that is wasted on trash like this and Asylum isn't put to better use.
A*P*E was never the worst movie Brandon has reviewed. I actually find that movie entertaining in a "so bad it's good" kind of way. He has reviewed far, far worse movies.
Happy Halloween! (and sorry about the movie)
Your riffs make it better.
Boo! Also I am British so it's just happy 31st
Happy halloween!! Brandon. Its not your fault 3 sucks. How about doing Night of the creeps!! that would make up for this movie😂
Just wait until Godzilla's Revenge..........God help us all
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie is the real Creepshow 3.
You know the movie’s bad when Brandon doesn’t even bother to Intro the movie before the title card.
This has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
DESERVED!
Seriously, Rotten Tomatoes. That website is for pussies.
@@majorfanboy2005 I find myself rarely ever agreeing with that site, but for this instance, I do.
@@gallibon1319 Okay, I'll give him this... Once!
@Jane Shepard How dare you! Just because I don't trust Rotten Tomatoes doesn't I disagree with everything about it! I hate Creepshow 3 and I am not a pussy!
“Nobody steals the money that I just stole”
Kinda random, but it reminds me of my favorite line from Ant Man
“No, I didn’t steal anything. I was returning something I stole”
Tales From The Darkside: The Movie is the real Creepshow 3 for me (considering they had stories by George Romero & Stephen King)...
It'll be next week's review.
Not just for you. Tom Savini can be quoted saying the same thing. =P
Hell, even a story that was meant to be on Creepshow 2 (Cat from Hell) but got cut, found its way onto TftD.
Makes sense, Tales from the Darkside was created as a Creepshow tv series.
@@ShadowSonic2 Not even close. There is currently a Creepshow series on Shudder.
@@the9-2-5outlawdoestech9 well Tales from the Darkside was produced in the 80s and 90s
I’m so happy to find out that this movie isn’t just a weird fever dream I had one time!
I'm not. I didn't know this movie existed.
Ugh, I wish it was just a weird fever dream you had one time because the fact that it's not means the rest of us have to suffer too!
Even goosebumps and are you afraid of the dark is more scary than anything in this movie
But to be fair Nick toons Halloween specials are scarier then this movie
The story with the Call Girl getting vamped is the closest it ever gets to being halfway scary...though that still makes it only about as good as a budget-cut "Tales from the Crypt" episode.
My ex-wife is scarier than this movie.
Ok unfair comparison, she's a pretty high bar.
yes your are right
The first girl being turned into a rabbit is pretty much what a lot of what Goosebumps' twist endings were like.
Tales From the Darkside was a much better attempt at a Creepshow 3 than this
Thank you.
Hell, pretty sure Tom Savini was quoted somewhere as saying "Tales From the Darkside the Movie is the /real/ Creepshow 3."
@@megandismuke5124 True
the tv show too, which was also going to be called creepshow the series
@@magicalpasta5462 That is also a fact. No wonder I loved that series so much. LOL
Oh how bad could it be....
(Watches Creepshow 3)
“Oh My God!”
OH GOD!
Oh no
OH SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Nice reference 🤣
"A 2002 Newgrounds animation!"
You take that back, Newgrounds artists had more decency, creative integrity, and talent than whatever the fuck THAT intro was!
I don't know about decency but I agree with creativity and talent.
Yeah folks, just watch Tales From the Darkside: The Movie. Even Tom Savini has stated that that movie was far more worthy of being called Creepshow 3.
stlouisrocker100 I love you
He joined in with the fandom. Awesome!
Creepshow: Cult Masterpiece
Creepshow 2: meh, but alright sequel
Creepshow 3: fuck, just end me
The look on your face at the opening intro: priceless!
What’s funny is that Click with Adam Sandler is that it’s actually itself an adaptation of a kid’s horror short story by R L Stine
Yo what?
And didn't The Simpsons already parody that idea in The Terror of Tiny Toon, with Bart and Lisa using a reality warping remote that brings Itchy and Scratchy out of the TV, who then try to kill them? Although, that was actually a parody of Stay Tuned.
It was also a better horror movie than this, even if it had a happy ending.
I remember seeing the dvd cover as a young kid and being deeply mortified having nightmares about the guy with creepy mouth, only if I had seen this movie back, all my fears as a child would have vanished in a instant seeing the true mockery of a film.
Trick r' Treat did the interconnected anthology idea better.
Lucas Fryman Way better. In fact, it was a better movie overall then Creepshow 3.
Trick r' Treat is like a creepshow 4 right
@@Space12289 It even has the comic panels in the beginning and end credits.
Trick r' Treat is so far superior to Creepshow 3, on every level, that this comparison seems arbitrary.
Thankfully, we have Trick R' Treat, the V/H/S series, and various other anthologies to make up for this one.
Ehh divided the VHS series and multiply by tales from the dark side and we got a decent halloween
tales from the darkside, tales from the hood, full moon studio, all better?
V/H/S? Speaking of movies where the first 2 were good & the 3rd was hot garbage
Don't forget Tales of Halloween.
Along with Creepshow 1 and 2
Look, if Creepshow 2 taught us anything it is that if you kill a homeless person he will go full ghost killer on you.
Then how the hell am i supposed to make authentic hobo stew?
The twist is that the doctor probably died from overdosing.
"Thanks for the ride lady"
Except, do we ever see the hitcher in C2 attack anybody? He just seems to be trying to get in the car, while repeatedly thanking the lady for the ride. The driver is the one who decides to turn him into chunky mustard in response. She does end up dead, but we never see how. For all we know she stole his sign and then had a cardiac arrest from all the strenuous murderin'.
In all fairness, Stephen King did once write a short story about a word processor where everything you type into it became reality, and THAT got adapted for an episode of "Tales of the Darkside". Maybe they were trying to rip off of that.
1:54
Boing boing boing
* your reaction *
💪
I’ve read people who worked on the first 2 Creepshow movies say that the real Creepshow 3 is the Tales from the Darkside movie.
The opening sequence actually shows the quality of the movie a kid finds a cute lost puppy, if you really wanted to profit from it you whould take care of the dog and start breeding liters. Instead the kid/studio takes everything good away from the first films and yeah that our final product. A dissected dog made into a hotdog, I think they put that in there to show the audience how the movie was handled
2006...That is all I needed to tap out.
This was the first DVD I rented from one the first REDBOXs in 2007. I still want my $1 and 2 hours back.
😂
Hell yeah! I've been waiting for this since the first Creepshow review because one of my other favorite reviewers, Obscurus Lupa, covered it. It's so bad that it's hilarious and your review does it justice! :-)
I loved the shocked silence stares she kept doing in that video!
ShadowSonic2
I know, right? Every single time I watch it, I laugh my ass off 😂😂😂
2:00😂 I like how Brandon’s head shake matches up with the music
And it just at 2 minutes mark in, XD!
When you Internet search one of the cast members, & they're currently a local real estate agent...
1:53 oh god that that animation make scary godmother look like f#cking Pixar
As animator myself this animation make my poop my pants. Excusem now but i need heal this trauma with a lots of alcohol a lot of alcohol.
I like the guy copping a feel at 6:27.
Scary Godmother isn't really that badly animated. They were trying to emulate a style that just didn't translate well into 3D, but it's far from the worst 3D animated films of that era.
Jordan DeHart I didn’t mean any Ill will towards it in fact I love both movies I just thought considering the animation did not age well it be a good example
That first story ends with girl transforming into the rabbit just because her name was Alice? It still doesn't make sense.
It's not explained well, but she was always a bunny the scientist accidentally turned into a human girl with the remote and then she was changed back.
@@ShadowSonic2 With that schoolgirl out she looks more like someone's idea of a fuckbunny.
She changed into a rabbit because her name was Alice and um the remote switched to Animal Planet, y'know like in the book. It's pretty obvious
How could you screw up a concept as simple as “TV remote that affects the real world!?” You know it’s bad when a children’s story/show, Goosebumps (Goosebumps did the concept before Adam Sandler, even down to having the exact same title), succeeds much better than a supposedly adult movie. Then again, I already unironically love Goosebumps anyway so it’s not much of a shock for me.
deviantART, that is all.
24:52 Sadly, James Glenn Dudelson's IMDb page lists him as an executive producer on the Creepshow TV series, while Ana Clavell was involved with something called "Creepshow Raw."
Creepshow Raw was actually pretty decent, despite the fact they only ever released one episode, and the show is REALLY good!
Actually, the show is still pretty good..... What the hell happened with this film??
Thankfully, Trick r' Treat would use the overlapping story idea a lot better
I just came across your channel a month ago and I can say that you're a bad ass and I love your shows!
I didnt even know there was a Creepshow 3. until Brandon Tenold told me so.
Well, after that intro, I guess I'm going to find out why I'd never heard of this one before....
4 minutes in... and yep, glad I missed this one.
*sees cartoon introduction*
NOPE
IM BAILING
*jumps off with the noose...but it breaks*
AGH DAMMIT!!
Jerry looks like discount Kurt Russell
Happy Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Happy Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Happy Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Silver Shamrock!
Great, you just killed my kid who just happened to be wearing a mask. Hope you are happy!
Meh, who cares. One less Kenny to worry about.
Is vomiting a snake normal?
Well put Brandon! The way you sum this film up in the beginning and near the end is EXACTLY how I feel about this film. Loved your commentary yet again and I can't for you to review the REAL Creepshow 3. God Bless you Tom Savini for that one. Thanks again for another awesome video!
I'm so glad I didn't know this movie existed. Now I'm depressed.
I agree that it takes more than a good idea but also good execution... Can we arrange one for the writers, producers and director?
That last name “Dudelson” cracks me up for some reason.
I was hoping you'd tackle the real creep show 3 after this schlock and I'm glad you are
14:32 - that biatch is totally breathing. YOU HAD ONE JOB!
In all honesty, I didn't know there even was a Creepshow 3 until now
11:18
Actually the more accurate term is Gold digger, but hey they are just as bad
You poor soul brandon. why do you let yourself watch these monstrosities. love the reviews man ! keep it up !
I knew you'd back track to The Real Creepshow 3.
Creepshow: My BOI's George A. Romero and Stephen King made movie together based off horror comics this is a cool movie keep it up guys
Creepshow 2: well it's not bad it's pretty good but it goes too far with thee blood but it's ok
Creepshow 3: ...........................WHAT THE F%$&
Creepshow Shutter series: YES YES YES!!!!
That’s how I felt when I saw tales from the hood 2 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I laughed very hard at the dodgeball facehit scene, this was totally timed like a screwball comedy
It's from the magical year of 2006, when horror really started to get shitty.
In 2009 they made a pilot to a Creepshow web series 'Raw'
The episode is Insomnia and its actually pretty great somehow, same company but somehow is way closer to the first film in style
I had come across a copy of this at Walgreen's. I had no idea there was a Creepshow 3 so I picked it up. It was in my collection for one day and that was one day too many.
This movie felt more like a middle school version of the Goosebumps series.
The Goosebumps TV show is much better than this garbage!
The REAL Creepshow 3, eh? Does that mean Tales from the Darkside, or the neat fanedit of Tales from the Darkside that changes music/credits into Creepshow 3?
Honestly, not the worst way to go. I mean who doesn't want to be a rabbit; lots of head pats, free food, and everyone loves you.
There are, people who eat rabbits.
@@lipstickzombie4981 exactly everyone loves you, some just a little too much.
Not if you end up with a family that doesn’t know Jack about rabbits. Like one of those ones that get a rabbit for their kids for Easter.
25:06 TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE!!!!!
For some strange reason, this video just will not play on my tv. It asks if I'm ok with "inappropriate content" then just errors out.
Played just fine on my phone, though.
I had no idea there was a Creepshow 3 and... now I wish I didn't know there was one.
A handful of animators who used to upload on New Grounds used to create flash animation that easily fell under the category of "Art." But yeah, that intro. looked like something created by one of the members of the Lock Legion crew, on a good day when he tried his best. Just plain cheap.
Creepshow 3 predicted Siri.
@16:28 i love that all your props are real. LMAO... shotgun, whiskey...
Even Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) was definitely a better scary movie than Creepshow 3 (2006).
Shannon Tweed on Cinemax 😂😂😂..my teenage years.
Ooooh, I hope you're talking about Tales From The Darkside as the real "Creepshow 3"!!! 8D
The early to mid-2000s was NOT a good time for horror movies... or music for that matter. We got crap like Jason X and Halloween Resurrection, and Nickelback and brag rap ruled the airwaves. Plus practical effects in movies were dying out fast. And I was in high school 🤢 It was pretty much a shit show all around.
Hey Jason X is awesome!
I can deal with all that other shit, but Nickelback? A man has his limits.
Mr Shambleface Jason x was magnificent, if you are a gore hound
Eh, Jason X was still better than Jason Goes to Hell
The early 2000s was a dry period for horror. Then it came roaring back due to “Saw’s” success, leading to loathsome, contemptible horror movie imitators aplenty. I think we’re doing pretty good on that front now, honestly.
1:57: Looks more like something Nickelodeon would show during Halloween
4:09: Alternatively, it's a rejected gadget from Doraemon
6:31: Hey, look! It's the Toxic Avenger! Might as well tie in this movie to Toxic Crusaders
12:54: Brandon in his prime (he's just in the movie for the money. Lots of money)
13:36: 50 Shades of Gray, anyone?
17:10: I call this sitcom "Murderers"
23:14: Chocolate syrup blood
just wanted to say happy Halloween love the channel and the music thank you for everything you do
I rented this back in 06 when it came out. I wish I didn't.
Yay! "Tales From the Darkside: The Movie" is next. A rather good way to end this series.
Ok, apart from the serial killer call girl one, all these stories have me asking the same question. Why?
Why did the doctor make the remote and have it warp the girl's life before turning her into a rabbit?
Why did a radio convince a man to steal and kill then do the same to two other people?
Why did the two students of the professor jump to the assumption the bride was a robot and pull her to pieces despite CLEARLY seeing she was flesh and blood?
And why did the hotdog ghost haunt the doctor when the hobo died as a matter of circumstance rather than the doctor's fault?
Just seems like the creepshow powers that be were running out of bad people to bring justice to and instead decided to fuck up random unfortunate people for fun.
A between this and Dekar Shado I'm in heaven tonite
The Creepshow series on Shudder was actually pretty good.
I liked some of the episodes, but there were a couple that were kinda out there lol. They'll NEVER be able to conjure the same magic that the first 2 did. It's not happening
I love how the radio tells jerry to invest....in 2006
im a simple dude. once that intro music starts, i start raving
When the prostitute killer chick gets out of the convertible at around 13:00 the car keeps moving, she forgot to put it in park lmaooooooooo
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" The best reviews have the patented "Brandon Tenold growl" in them. I knew right away this one would be gold if it had the "growl" right out the gate!!!
Such classics like the Korean Tron review and the Queen Kong review. Some of the worst films made for some grade A entertainment in an indirect way.
I love your reviews. I listen while at work and they always keep me laughing 😂
So I guess this means you’re reviewing Trick R’ Treat next?
Nope, Tales from the Darkside
every time I thought about a joke you said it 2 seconds after
16:17
I can't help but think of Vilja, the modded companion for Skyrim.
1:59 That sound effect syncing with Brandon tilting his head was on point! 😂
1:52 For a second, I thought this was “Where the Dead Go to Die”... 😖
Just as i sit down for dinner. Most excellent
Holy shit this looks bad. This seems like 3 REALLY bad tales from the Dark Side episodes stiched together. And I LIKED Tales from the Dark side.
CREEPSHOW 3 has _nothing_ on TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE. Hell, it doesn't even have anything on even the worst of MONSTERS.
First thoughts : There was a third Creepshow? I never knew.
Afterthought : God I'm glad I never heard of this and sought it out.
This one really bugs me: The Callgirl Killer is a killer of call girls. How you arrange words matter as well as their meaning.
I'm pretty sure meant that the Callgirl Killer is a serial killer who's also a callgirl. Yeah, Killer Callgirl would make more sense.
The killer call girl is a red herring for the monster guy who actually _is_ the callgirl killer.
I wish I could go back to about an hour ago; before I watched the creepshow 2 video and found out this was a thing from the related video. Blissful, innocent times those were.
Taurus, the only movie company worse than Asylum.
That's saying a lot.
@@thronezwei4412 Yep, thought Asylum was the worst but then I was reminded of DOTD Contagium and this movie. Too bad the money that is wasted on trash like this and Asylum isn't put to better use.
Necrowolf81 Which company is the LJN of movies?
Is that the company that made some of the old NES games?
Necrowolf81 Yes.
i tried watching this some time ago but stopped at the opening credits so thank you for taking one for the team
There goes the neighborhood 😂
8:13- Its also a ghetto version of the character HAL, from 2001 Space Odyssey.
14:31 That comparison is insulting to any “Buffy” episode between seasons two and five, as well as the seventh.
Older gentlemen usually get mail ordered thier brides from the Philippines.Hahahahaha ☺☺
So will this movie replace A*P*E as the worst movie he reviewed?
A*P*E was never the worst movie Brandon has reviewed. I actually find that movie entertaining in a "so bad it's good" kind of way. He has reviewed far, far worse movies.
Nigga, do you remember Korean Tron?...
That shit is even worst then A*P*E.
@Colby Jones Either that or Starcrash 2/ Escape from Galaxy 3. Either that or War of the Robots.
wstine79 other then Things War of the Robots Girls Nite Out legend of Chiess Gods Korean Troy and several others
@@ogithesergal4182 😂😂😂😂
creepshow 3 is like every movie coming out of hollywood at the moment.
3:19 I thought you were going to say "It's a bit like Pulp Fiction except Pulp Fiction is actually a good movie"
The radio one reminds me a little of Brainscan, except Brainscan did it much much better.
Oh good, we're getting "Tales From the Darkside: The Movie."
Yeah, has one of the best kills ever.
I saw the title and my first thought was I had not seen Creepshow 3. Now that I seen your review, I glad I have not seen it.