Calling Scammers With Their Own Script

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @dttorres93
    @dttorres93 3 года назад +6046

    a scammer trying to waste the time of a person acting as a scammer who's only out to waste the scammer's time. The circle of life.

    • @smd9591
      @smd9591 3 года назад +124

      This is how birth happens

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 3 года назад +91

      thats called the circle of scams

    • @TargetSparky
      @TargetSparky 3 года назад +17

      And that's Jenga

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 3 года назад +7

      Circle ov Life sorta thing.
      Wood to ashes, food to poop, sorta thing.

    • @CloudNey
      @CloudNey 3 года назад +9

      The Lion King's "circle of life" is echoing in my head now

  • @giantswingallday7001
    @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +1763

    The fact that Kit even says their catchphrases like “oversmart” “you think I’m fool” aside from the usual script makes it even sweeter. Scammers always lose their cool when their script is used against them.

    • @kenswirveaux5844
      @kenswirveaux5844 3 года назад +33

      I was waiting for him to put these scum bags behind the bars.

    • @tktru
      @tktru 3 года назад +55

      And saying “do one thing” 12 times in a row

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 года назад +17

      @@kenswirveaux5844 the bar*
      the one bar

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +43

      @@tktru And let’s not forget one of my faves “Listen me! Listen me! Listen me!”

    • @neurocidesakiwi
      @neurocidesakiwi 3 года назад +6

      I'd love to have a beer with kit and jim

  • @SilentlyCEO
    @SilentlyCEO 3 года назад +5189

    Bruh, he hit you with "I know you're recording a video - 'MiStEr KiTbOgA'" 😂😂😭 he recognized you bruh, what an honor.

    • @nickjohnson538
      @nickjohnson538 3 года назад +371

      Everyone is kitboga to the scammers.

    • @vincentlaguardiagambini5472
      @vincentlaguardiagambini5472 3 года назад +146

      @@nickjohnson538 "We are all Kitboga from Tropoja"

    • @nathanstaub9747
      @nathanstaub9747 3 года назад +209

      Omg, I laughed so hard when he said that. "You are recording, Mister Kitboga"

    • @ko7302
      @ko7302 3 года назад +89

      Everyone should say they are kit to mess the scammers up lol

    • @dabbnmike7595
      @dabbnmike7595 3 года назад

      @@ko7302 ul

  • @prometheus1100
    @prometheus1100 3 года назад +1798

    The fact that some know your name tells me that that entire call center probably gets briefed on a guy called "Kitboga"

    • @marksands8958
      @marksands8958 3 года назад +83

      That's what I thought. And then they have time to check out so many videos while they "work" at their "job".

    • @imtypingwords
      @imtypingwords 3 года назад +48

      They are probably subscribed and watch his videos laughing at themselves

    • @jacobwebb8818
      @jacobwebb8818 3 года назад +35

      @@imtypingwords I can guarantee you they don't laugh. That's one less paycheck lol they're gonna be pissed

    • @imtypingwords
      @imtypingwords 3 года назад +50

      @@jacobwebb8818 yeah, they should get a real job. I could never live with myself going to work everyday knowing all I do is scam.

    • @sierraromeomike
      @sierraromeomike 3 года назад +6

      What does kitboga mean anyway?

  • @mess2098
    @mess2098 3 года назад +7415

    I DIED WHEN THE SCAMMER STARTED PRETENDING TO BE HIS OWN WIFE TO OUT-SMART YOU LMFAOOO

    • @Ck87JF
      @Ck87JF 3 года назад +328

      And then his own boss. Can you be married to yourself while simultaneously being your own boss?

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 3 года назад +177

      @@Ck87JF in Florida probably

    • @Sergedfabre
      @Sergedfabre 3 года назад +66

      @@Ck87JF multiple personality disorder

    • @henrikaugustsson4041
      @henrikaugustsson4041 3 года назад +15

      I hope someone saved you. I don’t think Kitboga does this to kill people. 😁

    • @you0neville0tube
      @you0neville0tube 3 года назад +26

      Kit should have asked if the wife is trans

  • @ruthshapovalov3390
    @ruthshapovalov3390 3 года назад +1762

    What is so hilarious to me is that Kit is fluid and fluent and so fast on his feet UNTIL faced with an actual script.

    • @DLister321
      @DLister321 3 года назад +18

      When you know how it and banking shit actually works you don’t need to a script

    • @neehgurg2111
      @neehgurg2111 3 года назад +87

      @@DLister321 I got a seizure reading that

    • @DLister321
      @DLister321 3 года назад +34

      @@neehgurg2111 sorry im retarded

    • @richpitch
      @richpitch 3 года назад +4

      Reading is hard

    • @ConnorEilers
      @ConnorEilers 3 года назад +1

      @@DLister321 😔

  • @joshuamitchell3441
    @joshuamitchell3441 3 года назад +2153

    You shouldve started yelling "HELLO!" and "JUST GIVE ME THE $500 DOLLAR GIFT CARD IN NOTEPAD!"

    • @ayowilson172
      @ayowilson172 3 года назад +13

      Omgggg yesss🤣🤣🤣

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +50

      WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOW YOURSELF?! YOURE VERY SMAAART!?!?!

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 3 года назад +34

      Dun use your brain! Just listen me!

    • @kurvakaipklaunas6500
      @kurvakaipklaunas6500 3 года назад +4

      The classic iconic line

    • @RickSatan
      @RickSatan 3 года назад +5

      my big sisters friend works at mcdonalds and she says u get free burgers from macdoanlds wen u work at mcdonalds

  • @barunjena6171
    @barunjena6171 3 года назад +560

    Kit- "Hi this is John Smith"
    Scammer - "H-Hi this is John"
    *Spiderman pointing to Spiderman meme*

  • @theblueflamingbutterfly
    @theblueflamingbutterfly 3 года назад +2556

    HE SAID “ YOU ARE RECORDING A VIDEO MR KITBOBA “ this is literally golden 😂

  • @cleogirl82
    @cleogirl82 3 года назад +2644

    They are so disgusting. They have the nerve to act self-righteous when someone tries to do to them what they do to so many victims.

    • @dragonlord1225
      @dragonlord1225 3 года назад +32

      📌

    • @tylerissla7139
      @tylerissla7139 3 года назад +142

      That's just Indian culture as a whole, Bro. I've never met one who wasn't an argumentative person.

    • @connorkillmice
      @connorkillmice 3 года назад +59

      @@tylerissla7139 that is anecdotal & racist. although u prob knew that lol

    • @tylerissla7139
      @tylerissla7139 3 года назад +168

      @@connorkillmice Sorry, I was born in Raipur. I'm just speaking of how my experience has been. I devoted my life to leaving Inda and moved last year to Canada. Best decision I've ever made.

    • @connorkillmice
      @connorkillmice 3 года назад +5

      @@tylerissla7139 interesting!

  • @mini-_
    @mini-_ 3 года назад +2604

    Scammer: Haha, another victim!
    Kitboga: *UNO reverse card*

  • @218SerenaH
    @218SerenaH 3 года назад +488

    Its so INSANE how mad they get that you’re messing with them when THEY WERE TRYING TO SCAM YOU. Looll. They react as if you’ve assaulted them.

    • @smji5269
      @smji5269 3 года назад +37

      YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME THAT I USE TO STEAL MONEY FROM PEOPLE!!!

    • @ForbiddenInHeavenUselssInHell
      @ForbiddenInHeavenUselssInHell 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, like they are trained to think that YOUR money is THEIR money!😂😂

    • @periodt800
      @periodt800 3 года назад +1

      IKRR THE AUDACITYYY

  • @xxthelinkxx3296
    @xxthelinkxx3296 3 года назад +1411

    I died when he started to read the same crappy script as you have 😂

    • @TheCamps10
      @TheCamps10 3 года назад +50

      Those are the black ops recruits. They just kidnap randos and instead of giving them the proper induction they just brainwash them and the first words of the script are also their activation words.

    • @xeagaort
      @xeagaort 3 года назад +22

      Yeah these scammers are actually brain dead

    • @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
      @stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nessaflom
      @nessaflom 3 года назад

      frrr

    • @thebetterend7404
      @thebetterend7404 3 года назад +1

      All scripts no matter the industry must be shit 😂

  • @liahfox5840
    @liahfox5840 3 года назад +2131

    I let my mom with dementia waste as much of their time as possible when they call. She likes the conversations, I like the comedy, and they deserve to have their time wasted. It's a win/win/win!

    • @ostrich3335
      @ostrich3335 3 года назад +25

      Lmao

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 3 года назад +205

      At least your mom likes it I feel like it would be torture to talk to them

    • @sublimesamoyed
      @sublimesamoyed 3 года назад +170

      Hilarious! Just make sure she doesn’t have access to credit/debit cards or online banking.

    • @liahfox5840
      @liahfox5840 3 года назад +276

      @@sublimesamoyed If you say "mouse" she's looking on floor lol.. She never learned the internet. Believe me, we're good:D

    • @sublimesamoyed
      @sublimesamoyed 3 года назад +163

      @@liahfox5840 oh good! dementia is a devastating disease but if we know where to look there is lot of humor there too. Love your attitude! I’m a dementia practitioner and my grandma had dementia so I feel you.

  • @chasesutley7277
    @chasesutley7277 3 года назад +1515

    I like how the scammer played along . The song for World Wide Tech Support is funny too.

    • @emmajk7433
      @emmajk7433 3 года назад +44

      That song is really good, ha ha

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 года назад +22

      We are not Bros, okay stop.. Disconnect the caaaaallll..

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +12

      @@kenrickkahn The ca-a-a-a-alll

    • @manwithnoname3024
      @manwithnoname3024 3 года назад +20

      Song was awesome. I quite literally laughed till I cried.

    • @chasesutley7277
      @chasesutley7277 3 года назад +21

      @@kenrickkahn That song is good too. I meant the song of Kitboga singing that he used as hold music.

  • @tahseenzaynabyusuf6075
    @tahseenzaynabyusuf6075 3 года назад +1655

    Kitboga: *pretends to be scammer/boss*
    Scammer: *pretends to be client/his wife*
    They just pulled a reverse uno card on each other 😂

    • @DoodleDust
      @DoodleDust 3 года назад +62

      Oh how the turns have tabled 🤣

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 3 года назад

      @@DoodleDust 😂😂

    • @biaosu1160
      @biaosu1160 3 года назад +14

      How the turn tables

    • @Bruh-vd3cp
      @Bruh-vd3cp 3 года назад +4

      @@biaosu1160 bruh

    • @steezykane4738
      @steezykane4738 3 года назад +6

      @@biaosu1160 fortnite players are so stupid 🤣🤦‍♂️ it's how the tables have turned

  • @DADVICETV
    @DADVICETV 3 года назад +3507

    I love your hold music - AWESOME!!!!!

    • @mattmeade983
      @mattmeade983 3 года назад +69

      Pissed myself laughing at that..

    • @Zyvo2
      @Zyvo2 3 года назад +97

      Yes, I am aCertified Tech Support from the Worldwide Web Wide Certified Tech Support Association of Certified Technological Professionals.

    • @marksands8958
      @marksands8958 3 года назад +47

      The funniest hold music I've ever heard.

    • @siesies000
      @siesies000 3 года назад +7

      THE BEST!!!

    • @Gvb123
      @Gvb123 3 года назад +6

      ahahha he's fucking awesome

  • @diceroanoke7363
    @diceroanoke7363 3 года назад +1664

    This must feel like the start of a Twilight Zone episode foe these guys

    • @alaricblack9788
      @alaricblack9788 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku I don't know. Human RUclipsrs are actually pretty hot compared to all the other kinds.

    • @scottdaniels3033
      @scottdaniels3033 3 года назад +10

      Question: when one of these scammers dies do the go to a small hot/humid room where ever scam call they try to make they get Kit offering them a refund? 🤔

    • @alaricblack9788
      @alaricblack9788 3 года назад +3

      @@scottdaniels3033 If God is just.

    • @fishdogsandotherpets6839
      @fishdogsandotherpets6839 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku oh God it's you again. Lmao

    • @pumitriii6160
      @pumitriii6160 3 года назад

      💀

  • @seasonallyaffected9306
    @seasonallyaffected9306 3 года назад +2099

    They play your videos in scammer training, they have a whole video series, "how to spot the anti-scammer," feat: Kitboga and they go through this whole vetting process to ensure they're not dealing with you. You're a god now in their worlds, as you are omnipresent, they never know if it is you on the phone, therefore, you are always on the phone.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 года назад +101

      @@WhiteCourtain If Kit is the Natural Predator then what is Jim?

    • @samsniper2000
      @samsniper2000 3 года назад +219

      @@kabob0077 Jim is the final boss

    • @eXclurel
      @eXclurel 3 года назад +115

      @@kabob0077 Jim is the Baba Yaga.

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge 3 года назад +90

      That's not a good development. It's an arms race. Can't allow them to take the lead for overcoming the anti scammer tactics.

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 3 года назад +15

      Jim is Yoda.

  • @whoviankaleigh4113
    @whoviankaleigh4113 3 года назад +195

    *SCAMMER TRAINING MANUAL*
    Chapter One: How to Sound Amicable
    Chapter Two: How to Keep Frustrated Clients on the Line
    Chapter Three: How to Spot Kitboga

    • @jerrycallo
      @jerrycallo 3 года назад +6

      Chapter 4: Oh shit, everyone is doing it now

    • @tawandadube1275
      @tawandadube1275 3 года назад +1

      God loves you so so much

    • @locabynature
      @locabynature 2 года назад

      this is the best thing ever. I wish he'd do more of these. 🤣

  • @rafeed2719
    @rafeed2719 3 года назад +1445

    You forgot this line:
    "ARE YOU GONE MAD?!"

  • @YumexxxChan
    @YumexxxChan 3 года назад +1363

    "Do you think you are very smart?? Don't be over-smart!"
    I wheezed

    • @grateful3041
      @grateful3041 3 года назад +42

      They love using that over smart line when they start losing the battle

    • @dr_chaos123
      @dr_chaos123 3 года назад +6

      Me too

    • @sawmebabe
      @sawmebabe 3 года назад +3

      golden line.

    • @RobloxDeadzoneHacks
      @RobloxDeadzoneHacks 3 года назад +6

      Mr kitboga

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 года назад +4

      WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR MIND? I AM MUCH LEETHRET THAN YOU

  • @AP-dz6du
    @AP-dz6du 3 года назад +1788

    Did.... Did the scammer just try and pull a Kitboga on Kitboga? Pretending to be his own wife killed me

    • @kkkennedykk
      @kkkennedykk 3 года назад +22

      he was very funny

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 3 года назад +10

      Badly. 🤣

    • @tacokoneko
      @tacokoneko 3 года назад +28

      "you are recording a video right now mister kitboga!"

    • @zada4a
      @zada4a 3 года назад +19

      this is an alternate universe where Kitboga is the scammer and these angels in indian call centers are trying to scambait him xD

    • @abekgarza9506
      @abekgarza9506 3 года назад +4

      @@zada4a all that for one man 😂

  • @jindo5
    @jindo5 3 года назад +244

    "No I cAn'T fInD iT!"
    I love that guy's tone as he says that. You can just tell he's had to deal with people pulling that on him all fucking day. I can almost taste the pure catharsis dripping from his voice as he finally gets to do it to someone else.

    •  3 года назад +11

      t r u e

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 года назад +14

      7:09

    • @tonyppe
      @tonyppe 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @faithparker3085
    @faithparker3085 3 года назад +1043

    When he started freaking out saying “CLICK ON RUN. CLICK ON RUN” was so funny. That exactly what the scammers do

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 3 года назад +6

      Honestly

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 3 года назад +17

      That's what any people with just a tad bit of technical knowledge would do when asked by their family members to fix their computer just through instruction alone and not using remote desktop and the family members is completely clueless about computers and also also, it's 1:00 AM and you are in the middle of watching the best part of the show and are in the zone and you have to pause the show just to help said family members and your eyes started to get real heavy, AAAAAND the said family member's computer is slow as fuck with intel celeron as a processor and 2 gigs of memory. Oh did i say the keyboard also a tad bit broken?

    • @hungryhikaru
      @hungryhikaru 3 года назад +7

      @@advanceringnewholder is it YOU?

    • @luckybyte
      @luckybyte 3 года назад +8

      And he inhaled the microphone like they always do

    • @Boredness90
      @Boredness90 3 года назад +1

      @@advanceringnewholder aint that deep. relax

  • @DingusReviews
    @DingusReviews 3 года назад +1768

    The guy pretending to be his own wife / boss is an Alternate Universe Kitboga

    • @youreperfectstudio4789
      @youreperfectstudio4789 3 года назад +27

      Yea I loved that one LOL

    • @BixbyConsequence
      @BixbyConsequence 3 года назад +41

      You can tell them apart because Evil Kitboga has a moustache and goatee.

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 3 года назад +1

      Is that a sentence?

    • @Nimbus3690
      @Nimbus3690 3 года назад +6

      @@augustsmith9553 did you not watch the video

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ 3 года назад +4

      @@augustsmith9553 there is a subject and a verb but no period so it's hard to say.

  • @ThatdudeinPhilly
    @ThatdudeinPhilly 3 года назад +3041

    “I’m his wife .. “ “Im his wife” ... lol In the most manliest voice

  • @rayy7858
    @rayy7858 3 года назад +264

    This is the FIRST time i heard someone say "Kitboga" on a call. I knew it was bound to happen that someone would find the channel. Did it ever happen sooner? 11:40

    • @gladsomeant
      @gladsomeant 3 года назад +41

      It actually happened pretty frequently. Theres a few clips floating around

    • @culdeus9559
      @culdeus9559 3 года назад +24

      It happens on stream often. At least weekly I feel like.

    • @bgoth-yt5kn
      @bgoth-yt5kn 3 года назад +16

      I’m guessing it’s been happening for a long time. I haven’t watched this channel in a while but last I saw they started calling him out for his videos and that was like toward the end of 2019 when the algorithm boosted him lol. Pleasantly surprised this is still going strong

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 3 года назад +4

      @@bgoth-yt5kn What the hell were they calling him out for? Was it for him calling THEM out?

    • @bgoth-yt5kn
      @bgoth-yt5kn 3 года назад +9

      @@tiajoseph7309 calling him out as in “I know it’s you kitboga, you’re making a RUclips video” anyway I might have my timeline wrong because I started watching some of his newer videos and they give me deja vu lol. So maybe I did hear it more recently. But idk seems unlikely, genuinely can’t remember watching him past like jan/feb 2020.

  • @yepthatsme8184
    @yepthatsme8184 3 года назад +504

    The song that played while "on hold " is freaking hilarious.......🤣

  • @meatbot.404
    @meatbot.404 3 года назад +3170

    "what is this, Jim Browning?" I'm dead lmfao, collab when

    • @kianaw.8096
      @kianaw.8096 3 года назад +45

      lmaoooo right

    • @funkyfreak97
      @funkyfreak97 3 года назад +212

      I wanna see grandma kit hacking a call center and acting all confused how the scammer's photos ended up as his desktop background xD

    • @meatbot.404
      @meatbot.404 3 года назад +35

      @@funkyfreak97 like where your head’s at lmao, petition to make this happen pls

    • @yukijacky
      @yukijacky 3 года назад +5

      I need it right now

    • @Trashpanda115
      @Trashpanda115 3 года назад +76

      "No no no you're recording now mr kitboga"
      I died

  • @williamcroft7420
    @williamcroft7420 3 года назад +864

    You know it's the definition of irony when a scammer says you're a scammer.

  • @banditkeef3864
    @banditkeef3864 3 года назад +389

    Nothing weird just 2 men talking like women with identical scripts in front of them

  • @vazant8010
    @vazant8010 3 года назад +1412

    I ducked lost it when the scammer said “you think my husband is a fool” 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

    • @Ray3d.
      @Ray3d. 3 года назад +5

      Ducked ?

    • @kkkennedykk
      @kkkennedykk 3 года назад +6

      that guy was funny, we gotta give it up to him

    • @Erc294
      @Erc294 3 года назад +1

      @@Ray3d. 🦆ed

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 3 года назад +1

      @@kkkennedykk It was entertaining for sure. I'm guessing he was bored. I doubt many people actually get scammed. At 400 bucks a scam, you would only need less than 1 scam a day per employee to be sustainable.

  • @kazooturtle
    @kazooturtle 3 года назад +491

    I love how quickly it goes from
    "You sound so handsome"
    to
    "CLICK ON RUN. CLICK ON RUN *RIGHT* NOW!"

    • @VVen0m
      @VVen0m 3 года назад +4

      Hit on run

  • @conormagill8504
    @conormagill8504 3 года назад +789

    "You were supposed to destroy the scammers, not join them!"

    • @duracellrabbid
      @duracellrabbid 3 года назад +67

      when you live long enough, you either die as a hero or become a villain....

    • @silverbullet5083
      @silverbullet5083 3 года назад +17

      He destroys them from the inside

    • @RonioFOX
      @RonioFOX 3 года назад +7

      @@silverbullet5083 it's a SW joke

    • @mythicalprayer1316
      @mythicalprayer1316 3 года назад +12

      I HATE YOU!

    • @delinep7286
      @delinep7286 3 года назад +3

      @@mythicalprayer1316 r/woooosh

  • @heidikickhouse-
    @heidikickhouse- 3 года назад +106

    "Mr. Kitboga". -. Highest tribute ever. Like the FbI 's 'Most Wanted' in negative.

  • @danilmamaishev5476
    @danilmamaishev5476 3 года назад +835

    When he started yelling “click on run!!!”
    I’m dead

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 3 года назад +24

      He got so excited and honestly I would have been to

    • @eschelar
      @eschelar 3 года назад +9

      Hit on run.
      I literally died. Twice.

    • @Durmomo0
      @Durmomo0 3 года назад +9

      clickonrunclickonrunclickonrunCLICKONRUNclickonrun

    • @bobsyouruncle1069
      @bobsyouruncle1069 3 года назад +2

      It's so accurate, honestly, haven't laughed so much in days

    • @13xclaudiax
      @13xclaudiax 3 года назад +1

      ... I secretly hoped he would click on run 😂😂

  • @suvidani
    @suvidani 3 года назад +583

    That script is not authentic: there's no phrase "each and everything" in every other sentence.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 3 года назад +36

      Or "I am telling you the truth' "you can trust me" etc. If anyone EVER tells you they are telling the truth, chances are good that they are not.

    • @masdawg
      @masdawg 3 года назад +41

      "you will be behind the bar"

    • @sodas660
      @sodas660 3 года назад +14

      @@masdawg you have vairus on computa

    • @havenisse2009
      @havenisse2009 3 года назад +2

      And no dextop, "ower dere" either.

    • @anthonywinder6657
      @anthonywinder6657 3 года назад +2

      You mean "each and every other sentence?"

  • @luciddre4m
    @luciddre4m 3 года назад +367

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

  • @WhoIsJaiK
    @WhoIsJaiK 3 года назад +60

    At least he was being polite “Mr. Kitboga”😂

  • @zertrezai
    @zertrezai 3 года назад +397

    "Are you recording a video or something?"
    "Yes you are recording a video mr kitboga"
    that cracked me up so badly

    • @zucc4764
      @zucc4764 3 года назад +11

      Kitboga's gone meta hahaha

    • @alexhanson7292
      @alexhanson7292 3 года назад +46

      I bet you that was a huge ego boost for him. Can you imagine being internationally recognized as a scambaiter by some dude you've never met in india?

  • @SpecialAgentBillMaxwell
    @SpecialAgentBillMaxwell 3 года назад +239

    It ends with the scammer redeeming Google Play cards to their own account while Kitboga rages.

    • @giantswingallday7001
      @giantswingallday7001 3 года назад +6

      While Scammer Boga repeatedly clicks cancel to no avail hahaha

    • @yaziyo
      @yaziyo 3 года назад +5

      MADAM HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME MADAM (Hindi swearing with his colleague slightly off microphone)

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 3 года назад +134

    The wife thing was a 300 IQ switcheroo. Pulled a Kitboga on Kitboga.

    • @parvanirose
      @parvanirose 3 года назад +1

      Lol I was laughing 😂

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz 3 года назад +487

    Next time, scream, “WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT!!!!? NOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!”

  • @ByTheOrderOfPeakyBlinders
    @ByTheOrderOfPeakyBlinders 3 года назад +443

    ALEX: you are recording this video right now Mr. KITBOGA.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 3 года назад +59

      Bit smarter than the average scammer, I'll give you that. Doesn't take much, though.

    • @salaavonitrex7693
      @salaavonitrex7693 3 года назад +8

      Absolutely loved this!

    • @LadyhawksLairDotCom
      @LadyhawksLairDotCom 3 года назад +2

      @@johnwatchesyoutubeandstuff3947 I think every other scammer calls himself Alex.

    • @CousinCreepy
      @CousinCreepy 3 года назад

      Kitboga has become a well known and feared boogie man amongst these guys.

  • @faithbugeja5270
    @faithbugeja5270 3 года назад +647

    WHY WERE ONE OF THE SCAMMERS GOING ALONG WITH IT OML 😂😂

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 3 года назад +193

      He prob hates his job and knows he is getting hourly + commission pay anyway

    • @jamesflames6987
      @jamesflames6987 3 года назад +116

      The script works.

    • @ScottLovenberg
      @ScottLovenberg 3 года назад +35

      To waste Kit's time, duh! ;)

    • @rainrain2233
      @rainrain2233 3 года назад +15

      @@Z5Z5Z5 i mean, who wouldnt hate living off other peoples money that you stole?

    • @Maviiih
      @Maviiih 3 года назад +43

      To waste Kitboga’s time, but it is ridiculously idiotic. 😂 LMAO.
      Are they really that stupid not to remember that Kitboga’s only purpose is to waste THEIR time? Lol. 😂😂😂

  • @FransceneJK98
    @FransceneJK98 3 года назад +99

    “Certified TECHNOLOGICAL professional” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 who tf says that

    • @aartan4087
      @aartan4087 3 года назад

      I been trying to capture what they saying 😂 but you did it

  • @manny7369
    @manny7369 3 года назад +375

    SCAMMER: There is an impostor among us.....

  • @Zebra_M
    @Zebra_M 3 года назад +575

    Just gotta say that I am in love with the "world wide web wide tech support association of certified technological professionals".
    Merch when?

    • @tanzane9765
      @tanzane9765 3 года назад +6

      Oh that was the name😁

    • @unpronounceable8012
      @unpronounceable8012 3 года назад +5

      Omg yes! +1

    • @Happyjew666
      @Happyjew666 3 года назад +30

      It's the World wide web wide CERTIFIED tech support association of certified technological professionals.

    • @charlesmarlowstanfield
      @charlesmarlowstanfield 3 года назад +14

      I just checked his other merch and would buy none of it. I would definitely buy a wwwwtsaoctp shirt.

    • @r.r.4809
      @r.r.4809 3 года назад +12

      i would wear the shit out of that merch

  • @johnsmith8981
    @johnsmith8981 3 года назад +322

    Imagine how effective the scammers would be be if they had the knowledge and acting skills of kitboga.

    • @iamsushi1056
      @iamsushi1056 3 года назад +8

      oh god

    • @FronezGez3592
      @FronezGez3592 3 года назад +10

      Bruh if that were the case im pretty sure india would be the 2nd richest country in the world atleast

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 года назад +7

      If they does, they couldve find a way better job

    • @zote8602
      @zote8602 3 года назад +1

      If they didn't have accents

  • @cnote459
    @cnote459 3 года назад +256

    Let's not forget his grandmother got scammed by one of these guys. He's doing everyone a huge favor.

    • @AndarilhoMarco
      @AndarilhoMarco 3 года назад +42

      Oh, so that is his origin story. xD

    • @PhillipAmthor
      @PhillipAmthor 3 года назад +37

      This is how --Batman-- Kitbonga was born!

    • @ShivaRanjaniWeasley
      @ShivaRanjaniWeasley 3 года назад +3

      When did he say that? Which video?

    • @irieviibe2
      @irieviibe2 3 года назад +11

      @@ShivaRanjaniWeasley I dont remember but I can also confirm I remember him saying it's the reason he does this too

    • @SugarFreeGaming
      @SugarFreeGaming 3 года назад +13

      I found this channel because my grandmother got scammed im glad he's out here doing this and makes me want to do the same

  • @LightningSword13
    @LightningSword13 3 года назад +571

    “You ARE recording a video right now Mr. Kitboga.” 🤯😂

    • @zabacinjsh
      @zabacinjsh 3 года назад +91

      he's a true fan xD

    • @markserv9434
      @markserv9434 3 года назад +8

      Wtf!! 😂😂

    • @RickSatan
      @RickSatan 3 года назад +12

      my big sisters friend works at mcdonalds and she says u get free burgers from macdoanlds wen u work at mcdonalds

    • @clockoff94
      @clockoff94 3 года назад +1

      @Cosmic Goat REALLY???

    • @JakeTilk
      @JakeTilk 3 года назад +3

      This was my favorite part

  • @sethmartin9199
    @sethmartin9199 3 года назад +355

    When you call them, you gotta tell them your name is “Malik Patel.” Then, they believe you.

  • @troyrussell177
    @troyrussell177 3 года назад +240

    Seems like the scam centers all had power point presentations on their Arch nemesis.. Kitboga

    • @DarknessLPs
      @DarknessLPs 3 года назад +5

      That really made me laugh that he knew immediately who it was that was calling him.

  • @miyaayazaki4273
    @miyaayazaki4273 3 года назад +57

    "Your are recording a video now mister kitboga" When the scammers know him by name.... OOOOFFFF

  • @DisasterxUs
    @DisasterxUs 3 года назад +412

    plot twist: the scammer reversed Kitboga's reverse card to waste HIS time so he can't waste other scammer's time

  • @mousaey
    @mousaey 3 года назад +325

    fun fact: all employees of WWWWTSSC are required to sing the song in the morning before work and at the end of all company meetings.

    • @AlysRaven
      @AlysRaven 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂I can’t-

    • @applejackmccrack5383
      @applejackmccrack5383 3 года назад +4

      where do i apply 😭

    • @diyabinoy2164
      @diyabinoy2164 3 года назад

      hold up wait a min. how exactly do u know these.HMmhMMhmM

  • @videogra5645
    @videogra5645 3 года назад +483

    "I watch your RUclips channel? Are you recording video right now?"
    "You are recording video right now, Mr. Kitboga"....
    This guy is very smart lol

    • @TheRainmustFall7
      @TheRainmustFall7 3 года назад +58

      Smart is an overstatement

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 года назад +73

      A broken clock is right twice in a day anyway

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 3 года назад

      Yikessssssss

    • @marksands8958
      @marksands8958 3 года назад +7

      He guessed. Trying to throw him off the scent by mentioning his name. But I'm not sure he knew it was him.

    • @hubewa24
      @hubewa24 3 года назад +1

      Their version of "hi youtube"

  • @hjfklhdkf9460
    @hjfklhdkf9460 3 года назад +209

    9:13 That's where the scammer pretends to be his own wife. 😂

  • @LexiK0688
    @LexiK0688 3 года назад +460

    I imagine the conversation at the water cooler will be "I had this guy calling pretending to be one of us" "I had the same thing happen to me! " "me too! "

    • @anthonygarcia5375
      @anthonygarcia5375 3 года назад +20

      See if it was a American call center I'd be looking at all the guys thinking which one of you did it!

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 3 года назад +13

      "Oh fuck... we got fucked by the kitaboga guy"

  • @rot_studios
    @rot_studios 3 года назад +284

    That waiting music killed me.
    When is your album coming out?

    • @subsume7904
      @subsume7904 3 года назад +10

      I need him to release some more MALDcore

  • @praiserehersalvideos
    @praiserehersalvideos 3 года назад +344

    9:03 - "yes sir" while talking to a woman. He definitely knew the whole time.

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 3 года назад +50

      He tried to be smart and waste his time but just wasted his own 🤣

    • @MrLTiger
      @MrLTiger 3 года назад +24

      they always user improper nouns

    • @Frogg104
      @Frogg104 3 года назад +10

      @@MrLTiger true my dad is Indian and he always mixes up pronouns

  • @MistSGM
    @MistSGM 3 года назад +51

    I love that one of the scammers decided to play along Kitboga's troll

    • @Karatic
      @Karatic 3 года назад +1

      They get paid low, ofcourse they will.

  • @calliechristine6921
    @calliechristine6921 3 года назад +145

    The way they all react when you start reading from the script is literally almost every persons same reaction when they get calls like that “shut up shut up” 😂

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 3 года назад +6

      More fun to drag it out and waste their time, though.

  • @Jay_76
    @Jay_76 3 года назад +325

    Kit, this would be more authentic if you were playing audio from a bunch of other scam calls in the background while you're doing this.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 3 года назад +35

      Good point, those morons apparently don't know that noise cancelling mics even exist.

    • @googlesucks100ballsandshaf6
      @googlesucks100ballsandshaf6 3 года назад +12

      @@MrJdsenior umm actually they do that on purpose to make the victims think they are in a busy office setting. Not that I am defending the POS's.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 3 года назад +14

      @@googlesucks100ballsandshaf6 ummm yeah, makes perfect sense, people screaming and cussing at people in the background sounds just like your typical professional office setting to me. When have you ever seen a real office operate and sound like that? And when have you ever had to strain to try to understand what a REAL technician was telling you for background noise that was about 3 db down from the person you were speaking to?

    • @youserguide
      @youserguide 3 года назад

      @@MrJdsenior True, that’s why they put people on mute.

  • @AmbitionMusic
    @AmbitionMusic 3 года назад +427

    *REVERSE CARD*

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 3 года назад +6

      !!! Hi! Didn't think you would watch kitboga but that's amazing

    • @phina3332
      @phina3332 3 года назад +1

      wow you're here, what a surprise but a welcome one

    • @kingnosy984
      @kingnosy984 3 года назад +1

      No you

    • @johncenator3146
      @johncenator3146 3 года назад

      Uno reverse card 💳

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 3 года назад

      That joke is dead

  • @JadeiteMcSwag
    @JadeiteMcSwag 3 года назад +44

    "Do you think you are very smart?" LMAO quoting them

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie 3 года назад +390

    That awkward moment Kit could have legit scammed the scammer.

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 3 года назад +26

      Too bad they were getting oversmart with him.

    • @enviousgaming3250
      @enviousgaming3250 3 года назад +6

      i would have laughed my ass off if her actually scammed the scammer lol

    • @thewizardsnow
      @thewizardsnow 3 года назад

      @@yittmashups LMAO

    • @peanutbutterrobot
      @peanutbutterrobot 3 года назад +19

      they were just playing along, probably curious

    • @plactoec1590
      @plactoec1590 3 года назад +4

      @@peanutbutterrobot Don't they know that curiosity put the cat behind the bars?

  • @germanwhip1736
    @germanwhip1736 3 года назад +301

    You know it kind of shows how f**ked up these scammers are that they impersonate their victims when talking back to Kit...

  • @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY
    @sihTdaeRtnaCuoY 3 года назад +122

    Holy shit, scammer actually recognized you. You've been elevated to legend status.

  • @Karmaless
    @Karmaless 3 года назад +17

    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

  • @Shane9934
    @Shane9934 3 года назад +368

    One of them literally called out Kitboga, no response.

    • @stoneskull
      @stoneskull 3 года назад +23

      the scammers love him. he entertains them.

    • @RickSatan
      @RickSatan 3 года назад +3

      there is only one rating that this video deserves and that is DISLIKE

    • @BamassacreGaming
      @BamassacreGaming 3 года назад +7

      @@RickSatan don’t be sad that that’s all your videos get

    • @RickSatan
      @RickSatan 3 года назад +1

      @@BamassacreGaming my channel has a rule that says u r not allouwed 2 dislike any of my videos

    • @shlongbongchewy
      @shlongbongchewy 3 года назад +1

      @@RickSatan We found an Indian

  • @Richard-ov3bw
    @Richard-ov3bw 3 года назад +136

    I always crack up when I hear, “you think you are smart” or “put you behind the bars” 🤣😂

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose 3 года назад +8

      Sometimes they say, get you or put you behind the bar..I guess some jails only have one bar lol

  • @botchgoddess
    @botchgoddess 3 года назад +398

    Seriously, the floor supervisor should have been Grandma.

  • @Frewition
    @Frewition 3 года назад +35

    The eyebrow raise when the scammer directly calls him out by name

  • @louiefriesen
    @louiefriesen 3 года назад +741

    The dislikes are from the scammers who found this video.

  • @auntiec6294
    @auntiec6294 3 года назад +169

    I about died laughing at your hold music! 😂

  • @lmnoqrst4067
    @lmnoqrst4067 3 года назад +226

    When scammers call I answer with ' Hi, this is Kitboga how can I help you' ... they've hung up every time, so far !!!

    • @youtubeaddict6128
      @youtubeaddict6128 3 года назад +26

      You shouldn't do that, instead play along and waste their time

    • @lmnoqrst4067
      @lmnoqrst4067 3 года назад +23

      @@youtubeaddict6128 I was playing along but now they're calling way too early in the AM...

    • @youtubeaddict6128
      @youtubeaddict6128 3 года назад +8

      @@lmnoqrst4067 i can understand then😂😂

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 3 года назад +1

      lmno qrst,
      Put your phone on “do not disturb”. Mine’s set not to accept any calls (except “favorites”) before 10am.

    • @lmnoqrst4067
      @lmnoqrst4067 3 года назад

      @@beachgirl4583 Thanks but it's a landline....that's not an option :)

  • @Enscriptiv
    @Enscriptiv 3 года назад +11

    The On Hold music had me crying lol. So goooood

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 3 года назад +2

      It's so bad, it's awesome.

  • @gladfam8967
    @gladfam8967 3 года назад +177

    That guys that started reading the script back sounded like he was on some strong tranquilizer. 😂

  • @ThatGuy5331
    @ThatGuy5331 3 года назад +124

    The hold music had me on the floor, oh my Lord XD

  • @eveeve9279
    @eveeve9279 3 года назад +135

    “CLICK ON RUN CLICK ON RUN CLICK ON RUN RIGHT NOW CLICK ON RUN”
    I lost it🤣🤣😂

  • @MrScepticall
    @MrScepticall 3 года назад +55

    Me: What do you do for a living?
    Him: I scam People
    Me: Wait, so you scam innocent people?
    Him : No I scam scammers
    Me : Ok, Fine

  • @yogesh970
    @yogesh970 3 года назад +170

    Support from "world wide web wide technical
    Wide refund wide super technical certified technician"

  • @staciesheppard2048
    @staciesheppard2048 3 года назад +595

    I'm disappointed that you didn't once say, "vaitamoment, vaitamoment!"

    • @IAmMoonAstraea
      @IAmMoonAstraea 3 года назад +42

      *Just vait a moment, Just vait a moment, Just vait a moment sir!*

    • @fakedoorsfordinner1677
      @fakedoorsfordinner1677 3 года назад +5

      billing the techdepartment

    • @Cactus2734
      @Cactus2734 3 года назад +1

      Exactly how they say it!

    • @christinehunter609
      @christinehunter609 3 года назад +4

      Doubleblue doubleblue doubleblue. Com, and each and everything,

  • @vestingjeans6245
    @vestingjeans6245 3 года назад +344

    “Click on run!” “Click on run!” “Click on run!”
    Oops, I clicked on walk

    • @smd9591
      @smd9591 3 года назад +2

      now ur computer is infected

  • @keeshkeesh5671
    @keeshkeesh5671 3 года назад +17

    I was waiting for him to call the cops to put them "behind the bars."

  • @gagesmith-ingodwerock
    @gagesmith-ingodwerock 3 года назад +102

    Scammer: Am I a joke to you?
    Kitboga: Yes.

  • @alexandranicholas6310
    @alexandranicholas6310 3 года назад +207

    "Do you think my husband is a fool". I died!

    • @jerrycallo
      @jerrycallo 3 года назад +1

      "Yeah, I was kind of thinking that, but thanks for confirming"

    • @CatskillOne
      @CatskillOne 3 года назад +1

      What do you think I’m fool here bro

    • @jofip9199
      @jofip9199 3 года назад +1

      *the fakest voice ever* “dO yOu THiNk mAi HuSbAnD iS a FoOl?”

  • @davedudeip
    @davedudeip 3 года назад +425

    "If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you." - Nietzsche

    • @domomitsune5920
      @domomitsune5920 3 года назад +5

      everyone should follow the script when a scam artist calls them or you called scam artist for the fun of it.

    • @OnTheLew
      @OnTheLew 3 года назад

      I do love a good antimetabole.

    • @VeilQuest
      @VeilQuest 3 года назад +3

      Reminds me of a mushroom trip. You look at the trees..and notice they're looking right back atcha!

    • @hannap9750
      @hannap9750 3 года назад +1

      I’m screaming 😂😂✋

  • @Atlanas
    @Atlanas 3 года назад +35

    Pretty sure at 12:14 the manager is yelling, “That’s enough!” 😆

  • @numbdrugz9530
    @numbdrugz9530 3 года назад +275

    It’s ironic how pissed they get and have the AUDACITY to curse someone out for doing what they’re doing☠️

    • @whytho7475
      @whytho7475 3 года назад +12

      It actually annoyed me lmao

    • @CoolDansta
      @CoolDansta 3 года назад +9

      Like democrats that were okay with all the burning and looting in summer and were outraged with the capital incident lol

    • @RochRich.
      @RochRich. 3 года назад +6

      @@CoolDansta
      No one asked for politics

    • @beta_cygni1950
      @beta_cygni1950 3 года назад +18

      @@CoolDansta Not that your ridiculous attempt at injecting politics isn't inappropriate. It is. But since YOU brought it up:
      Dude, your comparison is asinine.
      The Democrats, while they supported the people's right to protest (which is very American, btw), continually spoke AGAINST any rioting, looting, and violence. Biden condemned any violence & looting many times. Pelosi condemned it as well. As did most Democrats.
      Trump, on the other hand, peddled false ANTI-American conspiracy theories (for months!) to INCITE a mob. And he told the mob that he *loves them* as they were killing cops, breaking windows, and yelling "kill Mike Pence."
      Also the BLM protests, while no one would dispute that some shameful rioting did indeed occur, were for the *most part* peaceful. But the ENTIRE PURPOSE of the Capitol riots was to cause mayhem in order stop the LEGAL functioning of the government!
      If you can't see the total and obvious differences here, you are just a partisan troll. And completely UnAmerican. Sorry.
      To sum up: your "comparison" is wrong. And just dumb.

    • @juanvaldez5422
      @juanvaldez5422 3 года назад +1

      @@beta_cygni1950 bullshlt, what planet you live on. The amount of mental gymnastics needed to rationalize what you just stated is amazing. Please take a long look at yourself, you need to be asking yourself some serious questions. If this was the 70s, you would be one of those that was cool with the clan. You dont really believe what you say, I hope.

  • @Brandknew.
    @Brandknew. 3 года назад +333

    9:41 His wife? Sounds more like his brother, my guy didn’t even try.

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 3 года назад +2

      I feel like that scammer knew something was up

    • @TriStar44
      @TriStar44 3 года назад +2

      They never do.

    • @harridavies1815
      @harridavies1815 3 года назад +2

      Yes, this is my dad I can’t come to school today

  • @rat_dragon
    @rat_dragon 3 года назад +165

    I started uncontrollably laughing when I heard "CLICK ON RUN! CLICK ON RUN! CLICK ON RUN RIGHT NOW! Okay, thank you." 🤣🤣

    • @onemanshow4116
      @onemanshow4116 3 года назад +2

      Only one mistake: The script clearly says “GIVE a click on run”!!

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 3 года назад +2

      HIT ON RUN!!

    • @Dreamprism
      @Dreamprism 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @st.michaelthearchangel7774
      @st.michaelthearchangel7774 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, that was a really funny part. :)

    • @georgeprout42
      @georgeprout42 3 года назад +2

      @@onemanshow4116 and that's the danger, he inadvertently corrected their piss poor grammar. He needed Hindi insults in the background as well for the full "customer" experience.

  • @bowiehunter
    @bowiehunter 3 года назад +9

    That first guy, it sounded like his brain just shut down and didn't know what to do, so he just started reading the same script. Lol. That's amazing

  • @crowmigration8245
    @crowmigration8245 3 года назад +150

    The guy faking his wife's voice was just bored lol

  • @chibidesu3598
    @chibidesu3598 3 года назад +105

    WORLD WIDE, WEB WIDE, CERTIFIED TECH SUPPORT ASSOCIATION OF CERTIFIED TECHNOLOGICAL PROFESSIONALS--

  • @nicon4554
    @nicon4554 3 года назад +64

    8:00 the best part
    "your voice... you sound so handsome... *giggles*"
    --- oooh ma gaahhd--

  • @aethelred3766
    @aethelred3766 3 года назад +7

    "you are recording the video right now, Mr Kitboga" I just about died, how did he know?

  • @peelzboyplays6089
    @peelzboyplays6089 3 года назад +67

    That Hold music is BEAUTIFUL 😍
    I need a 10 hour loop 🤣
    Kitboga, you never cease to amaze me lol

    • @mr.trollsaur9996
      @mr.trollsaur9996 3 года назад +4

      Its also on soundcloud!

    • @peelzboyplays6089
      @peelzboyplays6089 3 года назад +2

      @@mr.trollsaur9996 you have opened my eyes... to a world of awesome
      👁👄👁