Voice Actors Reading The Best of Cards Against Humanity

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  • Опубликовано: 25 июн 2018
  • Big Thank you to the Voice Actors Involved!
    Alexis Monteith
    DokuroVoicesVA
    Anna Kingsley
    Anjidu
    Austin Lee Matthews
    amtraxVA
    Bindy Coda
    bindycoda
    Brandon Habowski
    branditovox
    Britt Myer
    SpeaksBrittlish
    Bryce Buckley
    xenoblazeva
    CDawgVA
    cdawgva
    Chris Escalante
    CEscalanteMusic
    Daelyn Dennhardt
    daelyn.dennhardt
    Mina
    / minava
    DA Crowley
    DACrowleyVA
    Hayley Nelson
    hay_lizz
    Jason Marnocha
    JMarnocha
    Jerry Kyle Jones
    mrbipolarjerry
    John Archer
    Jordan Dash Cruz
    DashCruzVA
    Josh Goring
    whoisjken
    Josh Musser
    JaShinYa
    Joshua Powell
    WolfKing4
    Josh Putnam
    khenpoe
    Kelly Painter
    kainin
    Lizzy Hofe
    princessrizu
    Meredith Sims
    vasnapdragon
    Michael Potok
    michaelpotokva
    Rojas
    NickRojasVO
    Olivia J Brown
    Livy_Brown
    Quinn O’ Quinn
    QuinnOQuinnVO
    Reece Bridger
    reece_bridger
    Rissa Hodgkins
    River Vitae
    rivervitae
    Sam Parish
    samuel_parish
    Terrance Drye
    ZekeDrye
    Victoria Vitti
    victoriavittiva
    Victoria Wong
    icequeenva
    Wesley Griffin
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  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  2 года назад +92

    Check Out My Original Series Pilot, Cosmic Wonders!
    ruclips.net/video/HKuWdxfNU8g/видео.html

    • @jstarrett0193
      @jstarrett0193 2 года назад +3

      I got a video idea for you:
      You play the online of cards against humanity with some of the voice actors. You add on as many packs as you want and the card czar then spends a wheel to see what voice they have to do it in.

    • @demonchan3071
      @demonchan3071 Год назад

      6:05 belongs in r/TrueFacts

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing 3 года назад +4475

    “I drink to forget ___”
    “Alchoholism”
    Still my favorite play to this day

  • @bellam3549
    @bellam3549 3 года назад +5062

    “Daddy, why is mommy crying?”
    “The amount of gay I am.”

  • @Crow-bb3tt
    @Crow-bb3tt 4 года назад +4015

    "What never fails to lighten up a party?"
    "The wifi password."

  • @aethela8712
    @aethela8712 3 года назад +2691

    “What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?”
    “Pretending to care.”

  • @frozenover_exe
    @frozenover_exe 4 года назад +2557

    “What’s George HW Bush thinking about?”
    “Former president George HW Bush”

    • @joshuamartin3232
      @joshuamartin3232 4 года назад +56

      Joey Vaccaro “there isn’t even a cabinet in here.” George bush thinks to himself during a cabinet meeting.

    • @ArkSucksAtGames
      @ArkSucksAtGames 4 года назад +14

      No, it's 4:08, oh wait, still him... Nevermind

    • @gianni.ghost.
      @gianni.ghost. 4 года назад +23

      I was playing in class and when we read "what is George HW Bush thinking about right now?" aloud, my substitute teacher said "9 11.."

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 4 года назад +6

      I played "being dead" once for that

    • @pam8321
      @pam8321 4 года назад +1

      I READ HW AS HOMEWORK I-

  • @TimjanThyme
    @TimjanThyme 4 года назад +8099

    We once had:
    “I’m on a strict diet. Nothing but kale juice and child abuse”

  • @gooddoggo2831
    @gooddoggo2831 3 года назад +1703

    I remember one card combination that was “why can I not get a girlfriend” and an answer was natural selection

  • @qu4rtz732
    @qu4rtz732 4 года назад +2296

    the best cards i’ve ever seen: “Dear sir or madam, We regret to inform you that the Office or Consensual sex has denied your request for necrophilia”

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 года назад +41

      Can you even call that a joke? I mean it's funny, but it's too true.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 3 года назад +16

      Oh that’s good that one’s really good

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon 2 года назад +2

      @@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 where do I find the OCS?

    • @js66613
      @js66613 2 года назад +1

      Shhh. XD

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 2 года назад

      What the fuck??? 😅😂

  • @s99fifi4
    @s99fifi4 4 года назад +3600

    The best one I came across was "I drink to forget ___"
    "Alcoholism"

    • @alicialozano51
      @alicialozano51 4 года назад +33

      Inverted Fiff I played this one 😂

    • @JanKentaur
      @JanKentaur 4 года назад +34

      I am getting The Little Prince vibes.

    • @bibbumblebee
      @bibbumblebee 4 года назад +44

      In that vein, one of my faves was “I drink to forget ____” “Drinking alone.”

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 4 года назад +6

      I’ve played that

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 года назад +6

      Ironic.

  • @Ph0enix21
    @Ph0enix21 4 года назад +8939

    My most legendary round
    "Name your genitals"
    "The Little Engine that Could"

  • @Saturn_13
    @Saturn_13 3 года назад +2440

    Fun fact: I got proposed to over a game of Cards Against Humanity.
    EDIT: You’re all very sweet in these comments and I appreciate all of you a lot. >_< ❤️

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson 3 года назад +96

      Oh fuck yeah.

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 3 года назад +91

      did you accept?

    • @Saturn_13
      @Saturn_13 3 года назад +190

      DogsDreamToo Hell yeah I did. We’ve been together 6 years so I don’t see why not. 😂

    • @viper1348
      @viper1348 3 года назад +56

      @@Saturn_13 damn haus, I don't know how long ago it was, so congrats!

    • @Saturn_13
      @Saturn_13 3 года назад +53

      @@viper1348 thank you! It was in January right before Covid but we’ve persevered this far!!!

  • @Sarcastic_Sparrow
    @Sarcastic_Sparrow 3 года назад +2623

    My group had: Having trouble with _____? Try ______.
    I put: Having trouble with a life time of sadness? Try oncoming traffic.

  • @blankabs7056
    @blankabs7056 4 года назад +2893

    my group had this
    "what did hitler like the most"
    "the full force of the American military"

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 4 года назад +44

      blank abs
      “Who were hitler’s favorite people?”
      “Those big city Jew lawyers”

    • @ojoumajitenshi2253
      @ojoumajitenshi2253 4 года назад +5

      I'm the 666 likes

    • @kellyli7925
      @kellyli7925 4 года назад +8

      my dirty ass mind be like "lemme change that sentence for yall in a new light yall can thank me later"

    • @bloomingdemise
      @bloomingdemise 3 года назад +2

      Plot twist: _He did not._

    • @deeformed2475
      @deeformed2475 3 года назад +4

      No that’s what the Japanese liked

  • @bethan2600
    @bethan2600 4 года назад +10975

    “What really brings out the child in me?”
    “Abortion.”
    I won that card incase anyone was curious

    • @flunkett5617
      @flunkett5617 4 года назад +303

      I don't even know how to play these are just halarious

    • @cyrenarkade
      @cyrenarkade 4 года назад +161

      @@flunkett5617 Think adult Apples to Apples

    • @pipittypro2005
      @pipittypro2005 4 года назад +41

      Bethan Moran a true god right here👏👏👏👏

    • @Blue-hs9tv
      @Blue-hs9tv 4 года назад +27

      Bethan Moran BEES

    • @UnableToucan
      @UnableToucan 4 года назад +91

      "Before I kill you Mr. Bond I must show you ______"
      The way James Bond treats women.
      We had a good 5 minute laugh keeping that train going

  • @tastymiku
    @tastymiku 3 года назад +811

    "What is there a ton of in heaven?"
    "Dead parents"

    • @rgbgaming6950
      @rgbgaming6950 3 года назад +56

      “no no, he’s got a point”

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 3 года назад +6

      Batemans parents die every single goddamn movie

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 3 года назад +2

      That’s true

    • @slippy1769
      @slippy1769 3 года назад +2

      @@rgbgaming6950 lmfao I was just about to say that

    • @VannyBeumer
      @VannyBeumer 3 года назад +3

      Dead

  • @werm3437
    @werm3437 3 года назад +589

    This isn't exactly how it was worded, but my friend got this yesterday:
    "This is your pilot speaking; Everybody strap in and get ready for__"
    "September 11, 2001"

  • @Yam-jt3vw
    @Yam-jt3vw 4 года назад +7709

    I got:
    "What touched me in a new way?"
    "A gynecologist with a hook for a hand."

  • @ace4979
    @ace4979 4 года назад +1634

    one time for had “during sex i like to think about _____” so i put down the only card that made sense and that was “the pope”
    i won that round

    • @pinkmira3567
      @pinkmira3567 4 года назад +15

      LMAO

    • @bye7546
      @bye7546 4 года назад +44

      I put down "a really cool hat"

    • @miserysoup6299
      @miserysoup6299 4 года назад +19

      Am I supposed to be laughing or offended? PFF-

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 4 года назад +15

      @@miserysoup6299 why not both

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +6

      @@bye7546 penis beanie

  • @jamesgreep9344
    @jamesgreep9344 3 года назад +683

    Best round I ever saw was when my dad played “An Oedipus complex: Kid tested, mother approved!”
    The kicker? He had no idea what an Oedipus complex was. He just wanted to get rid of the card.

    • @Elementianhero22
      @Elementianhero22 3 года назад +17

      I'm ded. LOL!

    • @thelocalmilkman1533
      @thelocalmilkman1533 3 года назад +13

      Did you tell him after?

    • @jamesgreep9344
      @jamesgreep9344 3 года назад +40

      @@thelocalmilkman1533 I did, and he found it funny when he realized.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 3 года назад +6

      I’m sorry but I don’t know what that means either can someone please explain that to me

    • @jamesgreep9344
      @jamesgreep9344 3 года назад +80

      An Oedipus complex, named after Oedipus, the titular character of the Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex, is a psychological complex in which one is sexually or romantically attracted to their parent. The term was coined by Sigmund Freud, who believed most everyone had such a complex. That’s one of many reasons modern psychologists, and even ones in his time, don’t take Freud seriously despite his title as the “Father of Psychology”.

  • @samp.1418
    @samp.1418 3 года назад +493

    “Rub a dub dub __________ in a tub”
    “All the people I’ve killed”
    This is my best card

  • @jevilthechaoticboi9519
    @jevilthechaoticboi9519 5 лет назад +5070

    6:22,"In the beginning there was nickelback and the lord said *WHEEZE* *SiLenCE*

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 4 года назад +3139

    "what's been making things awkward at the nudist colony?"
    "Explosive diarrhea."

    • @angelomordini6779
      @angelomordini6779 4 года назад +22

      maxie fuqua the Boy Scouts of America

    • @user-pj5tm4ql6c
      @user-pj5tm4ql6c 4 года назад +8

      😳😳

    • @tehwhaffle3088
      @tehwhaffle3088 4 года назад +9

      Why does your profile pic kinda look like android 17?

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 4 года назад +10

      I mean shitting bombs with troll faces on them must be horrible

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 4 года назад +6

      weve had "hiding a boner" on that one

  • @liviawalters1262
    @liviawalters1262 3 года назад +423

    The best one I've had was
    What made my first kiss so awkward?
    A fart so loud it woke the giants from their eternal slumber.

    • @temmie9391
      @temmie9391 3 года назад +11

      love that one

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 3 года назад +7

      Oh my God I’ve never seen that card before what deck is that from excuse me what cards against humanity edition deck is that front?

  • @mr.mofumofu7951
    @mr.mofumofu7951 4 года назад +582

    i once had
    "this is how the world ends,
    this is how the world ends,
    not with a bang, but with mr.clean right behind you"

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 3 года назад +31

      Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @noytt_8214
      @noytt_8214 3 года назад +20

      Nani?!

    • @milobenjamine7471
      @milobenjamine7471 3 года назад +4

      Try a women’s point of view, gets them every time

    • @suchwoe
      @suchwoe 3 года назад +9

      This is oddly terrifying and i dont like it

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 года назад +2

      So the irl version would be Simon Whistler without a beard?

  • @Heiryuu
    @Heiryuu 6 лет назад +13089

    My group once had
    Harry Potter and the chamber of Child abuse.

    • @livereater4462
      @livereater4462 5 лет назад +340

      Heiryuu oh gosh that’s amazing

    • @blank0s162
      @blank0s162 5 лет назад +468

      well it's not exactly wrong

    • @miasmi4422
      @miasmi4422 5 лет назад +379

      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Whining Like a Little Bitch.

    • @Tintaaa
      @Tintaaa 5 лет назад +216

      Harry potter and the chamber of incest

    • @Heiryuu
      @Heiryuu 5 лет назад +60

      Memer Creamer is that book 6’s alternate title?

  • @cora0078
    @cora0078 4 года назад +799

    "30 years of marriage ends with____"
    "Passive aggressive post-it notes."

  • @TechnicalTactician
    @TechnicalTactician 3 года назад +331

    I had
    "What does Santa give to naughty children instead of coal"
    I put down Crucifixion

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 3 года назад +19

      Jesus, that seems a bit much

    • @gamerdomain6618
      @gamerdomain6618 3 года назад +47

      ​@@velocityraptor2890
      Just saying, Jesus might not be the best person to cite on this one, chief.

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 3 года назад +7

      R cursed comments

    • @TechnicalTactician
      @TechnicalTactician 3 года назад +6

      @@fantasyshadows3207 Just remember that the wicked must be punished

    • @TheBathypelagicZone
      @TheBathypelagicZone 3 года назад +6

      @@fantasyshadows3207 This whole comment section is R/Cursedcomments

  • @_skovoxblitzer_248
    @_skovoxblitzer_248 3 года назад +237

    “Why am I sticky?”
    “The Blood of Christ”

  • @beckyg1423
    @beckyg1423 4 года назад +6325

    Honestly just replacing all of them with “Bees?” Makes it so much more enjoyable

    • @ur.mum.cum.
      @ur.mum.cum. 4 года назад +73

      Becky G 123 7 and “my good bra”

    • @triblasterdude9406
      @triblasterdude9406 4 года назад +99

      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bees. The story of how Harry find out Voldemort's true weakness - B's.

    • @shlushe1050
      @shlushe1050 4 года назад +92

      War what is it good for?
      Bees?

    • @Komintepanatbra
      @Komintepanatbra 4 года назад +14

      The cards or the gays?

    • @GeneralNickles
      @GeneralNickles 4 года назад +56

      "bees?" Is the best card by simple virtue of it being the only answer card that's a question.
      It forces you to sound unsure of your answer when reading it. It's hilarious.

  • @coolcoolguy6582
    @coolcoolguy6582 4 года назад +2289

    My best card was
    “What is that stain on my couch from”
    “Jesus”

    • @flunkett5617
      @flunkett5617 4 года назад +95

      *ITS THE LOOOORD*

    • @Skh0va_
      @Skh0va_ 4 года назад +37

      Hallelujah🙋

    • @siopaonom961
      @siopaonom961 4 года назад +61

      jesus came.

    • @axelling_atk
      @axelling_atk 3 года назад +14

      dumplingz! quite legitimately

    • @fleurenheit329
      @fleurenheit329 3 года назад +4

      oh how *disappointed* my fellow christians will be if they find out that one of the jokes that always gets me is about *jesus*

  • @phoenixfire1074
    @phoenixfire1074 3 года назад +962

    My best one was:
    “Scientists still can’t explain”
    “You”

  • @Tuckeer03
    @Tuckeer03 3 года назад +127

    "Introducing the new superhero/sidekick duo: *A dysfunctional condom* and *a sea of troubles* !"
    Those cards won that round.

  • @leachen9503
    @leachen9503 4 года назад +2809

    my best play was “what do white people love?”
    “the KKK”

    • @stormwolf8144
      @stormwolf8144 4 года назад +21

      I did that play too

    • @ramaabapat
      @ramaabapat 3 года назад +15

      I did the 3/5ths compromise for that one lol

    • @sam_4481
      @sam_4481 3 года назад +88

      I got "the lives of the native Americans were forever changed when the white man introduced them to ___" "the KKK"

    • @JackMoore0311
      @JackMoore0311 3 года назад +5

      Funny i won with the same card but my punch line was bigger BBC

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

      👀

  • @shaykireas
    @shaykireas 4 года назад +661

    i once got a card that was “And the Academy Award for police brutality goes to the Make a Wish Foundation”

  • @EchoSierra120
    @EchoSierra120 3 года назад +395

    "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of-"
    "a Bop-It."

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 3 года назад +35

      God I hate how plausible that sounds

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 3 года назад +9

      Isn't that just his normal "music."

    • @aethela8712
      @aethela8712 3 года назад +8

      My favorite play for this one was “Kanye West raps over the sounds of two whales fucking the shit out of each other.”

  • @thealmightylizardking8572
    @thealmightylizardking8572 3 года назад +241

    May I present the card pair that broke the game tie:
    “New from Mattel”
    “being open to new perspectives of the holocaust” “Barbie!”

    • @bog1582
      @bog1582 3 года назад +4

      Rat Race Reference

  • @simplecomplexity886
    @simplecomplexity886 4 года назад +2684

    The best one I've ever had is "how did you lose your virginity?"
    "dead birds everywhere!"

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 4 года назад +2078

    One time I was losing the game, and the last prompt was “when he’s bored Barack Obama thinks about“ and I won with “ Michelle Obamas arms”

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 года назад +67

      Doesn't the card say "Michelle Obama's Muscular Arms"?

    • @intangerbline3683
      @intangerbline3683 4 года назад +31

      @@Alizudo Nope

    • @sjsisososoissjsj
      @sjsisososoissjsj 3 года назад +44

      That's so wholesome

    • @djcatslovebacon
      @djcatslovebacon 3 года назад +3

      I put an erection that lasts longer then four hours...

  • @bird_obsession
    @bird_obsession 3 года назад +167

    The best pairing I've ever seen:
    "What don't you want to find in your kung-pao chicken?"
    "The heart of a child"

    • @smugumin3448
      @smugumin3448 2 года назад +2

      Wdym why else would you order kung pao chicken

    • @EriSenshur
      @EriSenshur 2 года назад +1

      Why not? That's the best part.

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- Год назад

      The best white card I've seen for that one is "My boyfriends stupid penis"

  • @selfperformedsparagmos
    @selfperformedsparagmos 4 года назад +278

    "What will end racism once in for all"
    "Restoring Germany to it's formal glory".

  • @avzed1789
    @avzed1789 4 года назад +1095

    "How did I lose my virginity?"
    "A pangender octopus roaming the cosmos in search of love."

  • @artofboredom42
    @artofboredom42 5 лет назад +1902

    The best card I played EVER was...
    "What is the most emo?"
    "Puberty."

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 5 лет назад +10

      Pewds played this first Idk if this is a copy or you genuinely did

    • @sara_daria2
      @sara_daria2 5 лет назад +44

      One of my bests was
      Instead of coal, santa now gives the bad children...
      Puberty

    • @ChozoSR388
      @ChozoSR388 5 лет назад +11

      My favorite card in the whole game is, "The Hawai'ian goddess Kapo and her flying, detachable vagina". Gets me every time.

    • @CyberSaurian
      @CyberSaurian 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, that's not wrong.

    • @Slaiter130
      @Slaiter130 4 года назад +9

      @@ChozoSR388 My favorite card is 'The primal, ball slapping sex your parents are having right now.' The first time I saw that card, I absolutely lost both my shit and oxygen supply. XD

  • @Ziamond007
    @Ziamond007 4 года назад +322

    "I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love"
    "A three way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal"
    "50% of all marriages end in"
    "Alcoholism"

    • @axorandom
      @axorandom 3 года назад +5

      The other 50% ends in you

  • @katowoozy3664
    @katowoozy3664 4 года назад +1324

    Best card I’ve ever seen:
    “What did the American forces drop into Afghanistan for the children?”
    “Explosions.”

  • @lilyboo4967
    @lilyboo4967 4 года назад +2307

    Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives naughty children:
    Dead parents

    • @alyssacrawshaw828
      @alyssacrawshaw828 4 года назад +77

      So *that's* why Batman has no parents!

    • @alyssacrawshaw828
      @alyssacrawshaw828 4 года назад +8

      @Ace Clairvon .... I know what Lily Boo meant
      It was a joke

    • @jordanburkert6208
      @jordanburkert6208 4 года назад +5

      Oh....... wait OH NO

    • @qu4rtz732
      @qu4rtz732 3 года назад +3

      krampus be like

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth 3 года назад +5

      St. Nick's not fucking around anymore!

  • @panainpublic
    @panainpublic 3 года назад +86

    "Hi Reddit! I'm stupid. Ask me anything!"
    - my brother's card

  • @That0melette
    @That0melette 3 года назад +75

    "Life for Native Americans was forever changed when white man introduced them to "
    "Ethnic cleansing."
    I lost because everyone wanted this one guy to loose and thought my card was his, so they picked a different one and it ended up being his card.

  • @bluehornets5694
    @bluehornets5694 5 лет назад +3043

    "I never really understood daddy issues until I met Loki, the trickster God"
    He. Has. So, so, SO many

  • @kayalandry2249
    @kayalandry2249 4 года назад +799

    “As a mother of five rambunctious boys, I’m no stranger to incest.”
    This is the one round I remember the most.

    • @cinny1313
      @cinny1313 3 года назад +11

      Off topic but i love your profile pic. Do you by any chance know who drew it?

    • @katthedog521
      @katthedog521 3 года назад +8

      -Kyoya from OHSHC

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 года назад +39

      ....we asked for cards against humanity not the motto for the state of Alabama.

    • @nicomartins7874
      @nicomartins7874 3 года назад +11

      Sweet home Alabama~

  • @justcallmejay12
    @justcallmejay12 3 года назад +65

    Fun fact, I'm the reason we're not allowed to use blank cards in our house because "my patented triple fisting technique" won every round it got played in.

    • @espressocookie8965
      @espressocookie8965 3 года назад +18

      Wait. That actually works REALLY well.
      War! What is it good for? My patented triple fisting technique
      What do white people love? My patented triple fisting technique
      What does batman have a secret fetish for? My patented triple fisting technique
      What's been making things awkward at the nudist colony? My patented triple fisting technique
      Life for native americans was forever changed when white man introduced them to my patented triple fisting technique
      As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to my patented triple fisting technique
      It just keeps going.

  • @ali3n_father
    @ali3n_father 3 года назад +83

    My best card was:
    "What never fails to liven up a party?"
    "My black ass."

  • @reyez1983
    @reyez1983 5 лет назад +4736

    You hired 36 actors for an 8 minute video....
    And it's so worth it!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 лет назад +65

      Now that's what I call dedication to videos

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Год назад

      Well each of the clips is just one or two sentences so it probably wouldn’t cost much

  • @cassivn
    @cassivn 6 лет назад +2422

    "The sinners must endure Mufasa's death scene"
    That's cruel , man

  • @dystopian_key
    @dystopian_key 3 года назад +56

    6:11 “just once I’d like to hear you say. ‘Thanks, Mum, Thanks for a decent fucking Internet connection” I FUCKING WHEEZED AT THAT PART MAN

  • @NickyTheSwordsman
    @NickyTheSwordsman 3 года назад +42

    "What are my parents hiding from me?"
    "Emotions."

  • @baguetteknife
    @baguetteknife 4 года назад +591

    "What's my favorite way to pass the time"
    "Stuffing a child's face with fundip until he starts having fun"

    • @josephfield6903
      @josephfield6903 4 года назад +4

      Hahahahaha haha ha heh... good times

    • @doktorryeen5124
      @doktorryeen5124 4 года назад +3

      I laughed out loud at 5am

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 4 года назад +4

      @Doktor Ryeen Im reading these comments to stay awake at 10 in the morning cause I’ve Just pulled an all-nighter and my mom says im not allowed to go to sleep till nighttime
      Lets just say im royally screwed

  • @Kate-md8ku
    @Kate-md8ku 4 года назад +2182

    "What does the B in LGBT stand for?"
    "Bees?"
    I guess I'm a bee now
    UPDATE: I have now upgraded to a PANda

  • @gachagecko8071
    @gachagecko8071 3 года назад +149

    "When I was a kid, I was interested in toys. Now, I'm interested in _________"
    "The babysitter"
    I won that card

  • @mattyp723
    @mattyp723 4 года назад +75

    This is the prime of my life. I’m young,hot and full of bees

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 5 лет назад +400

    My best result was "It's over, Anakin. I have _____"
    'Erectile dysfunction.'

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 года назад +18

      I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Obi-Wan... Now let's see how well you handle it.

    • @ONE-vt1fz
      @ONE-vt1fz 4 года назад +10

      I have never seen “space balls” but the one quote I know is “ I see your Schwartz is as big as mine”

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 года назад +1

      @@npc6817 What's this? I sense that you haven't seen Spaceballs.

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 года назад +1

      @@npc6817 Good to know... Also, wasn't the line that followed "You underestimate my power?" or was there something I missed?

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 4 года назад +1

      @@npc6817 Hey, I'm just asking an honest question here. Did I miss a line somewhere or what?

  • @missrayvyn8732
    @missrayvyn8732 6 лет назад +1255

    My favorite that I played EVER
    step 1: "getting advice from a wise old black man"
    step 2: "pretending to be black"
    step 3: profit
    I won that round

    • @squidmcinks9537
      @squidmcinks9537 5 лет назад +15

      "the Trail of Tears" + "women's suffrage" = "September 11th 2001" one of my personal bests tho was "paula dean using butter as lube and not believing in black people" that was a write in!

    • @niome13665
      @niome13665 5 лет назад +8

      Step 1: Coat-hanger abortions
      Step 2: Magnets
      Step 3: Profit
      I won, and everyone near had a panic attack when they found out that was me. X3

  • @Nachtjuwel
    @Nachtjuwel 3 года назад +73

    What helps Obama unwind?
    Waterboarding.
    Funniest thing: my friend who played the card didn‘t know what it was, she thought it meant something like water slides

  • @tearoses9940
    @tearoses9940 3 года назад +76

    “When he isn’t shooting baskets, LeBron James likes to”
    “NBA Superstar LeBron James”

  • @TheTomLees
    @TheTomLees 4 года назад +506

    For my next trick, I will pull: *Grandma*
    Out of: *Hospice care*

    • @jordancollins8903
      @jordancollins8903 4 года назад +2

      @@cornettino295 well, it could be that, depends how you do the job

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII 4 года назад +443

    "I'm sorry, Professor, I couldn't complete my homework because of [Poor life choices]."
    At least you're honest.

  • @RuokieBuns
    @RuokieBuns 3 года назад +42

    "What's that smell?"
    "A windmill filled with corpses"

  • @user-zb6by8he6p
    @user-zb6by8he6p 4 года назад +71

    "Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with generally having no idea what's going on for 20 years."
    That's mood right there

    • @jadearrieta5409
      @jadearrieta5409 2 года назад +1

      Why in my head it sounds like Leon Kennedy talking about BOWs and biological terrorism (even if he had to fight against it, having no clue)

    • @dominikdickey1876
      @dominikdickey1876 Год назад

      The fact that Pat read that one is kinda perfect when you think about it...Come on, " Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with generally having no idea what's going on for 20 years". That's Travis to a *T* !

  • @tunasandwich1135
    @tunasandwich1135 4 года назад +470

    In the beginning, there was Anne Frank. And the Lord said: "Let there be Nazis."

  • @sadasas_1809
    @sadasas_1809 4 года назад +996

    Best card I played:
    James was a lonely boy. But when he discovered a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend:
    "Anne Frank"

    • @mlgamings6110
      @mlgamings6110 4 года назад +12

      Bruh, that card was in Mini Ladd's video. You probably stole it.

    • @doodlebyte7964
      @doodlebyte7964 3 года назад +12

      Oh. Oh my.

    • @australiangirl1245
      @australiangirl1245 3 года назад +8

      @@mlgamings6110 Did mini ladds mini laddy touch you

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 года назад +4

      @@australiangirl1245 I'm sorry, WHAT.

    • @australiangirl1245
      @australiangirl1245 3 года назад +5

      @@user-qy5si4gz1k Just making sure he didn't get diddles

  • @nekomi4381
    @nekomi4381 3 года назад +44

    " War! What is it good for? "
    " NOT A DAMN THING!" That got me good-

  • @EvilSpoofAuthor
    @EvilSpoofAuthor 3 года назад +76

    A few of ours
    "War, what is it good for?" -- "German prisoner torture porn."
    "And in the end, the dragon was not evil, he just wanted --" "The wi-fi password."
    "As the mom of four rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to --" "Coat-hanger abortions."

  • @leoparathesweekgeeky7244
    @leoparathesweekgeeky7244 4 года назад +442

    Best play:
    "War, War. What is it good for?" "German dungeon porn"

  • @shyeinemeiriee1534
    @shyeinemeiriee1534 4 года назад +471

    I once put down
    "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?"
    "The Joker"

  • @drsharkboy6568
    @drsharkboy6568 3 года назад +13

    “When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of a fuck-ton of almonds.” That’s a funny one that I got.

  • @gary4014
    @gary4014 4 года назад +45

    4:19 I wasn’t looking at the VAs but then I heard the “GODDAMN” and I just thought “Connor?”

    • @woodyvtuber
      @woodyvtuber 3 года назад +2

      Same. I knew that he was a voice actor, but I didn’t think he would be here.

  • @aidenaltman8313
    @aidenaltman8313 6 лет назад +1343

    What brought the orgy to a griding halt?
    Eating together like a god damn family for once.
    *Jazz music stops*

  • @kaitlinm9898
    @kaitlinm9898 4 года назад +275

    I once did
    And the academy award for “the screams, the terrible screams” goes to “the nazis”

  • @sarahs.8747
    @sarahs.8747 3 года назад +29

    A personal fav of mine is from a Markiplier video. They put a random card in and the sentence went like this:
    “Poor people? There’s an app for that.”

  • @irushtheworld2639
    @irushtheworld2639 3 года назад +224

    "Next from J. K. Rowling: Harry potter and the chamber of
    Transphobia"

  • @desklime3026
    @desklime3026 4 года назад +1310

    Once I had
    “My country ‘‘tis of thee sweet land of ______”
    “White privilege”

  • @puppyhowler
    @puppyhowler 4 года назад +3087

    the best card i've played:
    "i drink to forget"
    "drowning my kids in the bathtub"

    • @arion6852
      @arion6852 4 года назад +10

      Constance Welch is that you

    • @august7685
      @august7685 4 года назад +6

      mood

    • @blackroseanimate1375
      @blackroseanimate1375 4 года назад +13

      Omfh I love these
      r/blursedcomments

    • @hilol499
      @hilol499 4 года назад +15

      Oh thanks for reminding me man, I forgot I put those kids in there.

    • @BellaBlue
      @BellaBlue 3 года назад +10

      I once got "I drink to forget" "Drinking to forget".

  • @Art-uj9jv
    @Art-uj9jv 3 года назад +29

    Once upon a time I was picking random cards by myself and got “Make a haiku”.
    I then drew “Literally eating shit” “Screaming like a maniac” and “Saliva”.
    I had a nice laugh with myself.

  • @oh_no_no_no
    @oh_no_no_no 3 года назад +23

    “War! What is it good for?”
    *NOT A DAMN THING*

  • @sagebauland4276
    @sagebauland4276 4 года назад +392

    My toughest call as a judge-
    Question- surprise your sexual partner with-
    Answer 1) getting pregnant
    Answer 2) a live studio audience

  • @notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197
    @notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197 4 года назад +738

    "Calendar reminder: _____ in 10 minutes."
    "Restoring Germany to its former glory."

    • @GoThroughTheLookingGlass
      @GoThroughTheLookingGlass 4 года назад +3

      Dude Germany started(kinda) and lost BOTH world wars...That's not happening.

    • @notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197
      @notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197 4 года назад +25

      @@GoThroughTheLookingGlass I think you take this too seriously

    • @GoThroughTheLookingGlass
      @GoThroughTheLookingGlass 4 года назад +3

      @@notsoordinaryhumanbeing8197 Nope. I'm just saying if someone WAS gonna try. I don't think it would happen.

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 4 года назад +6

      @@GoThroughTheLookingGlass umm... the first one was started by austria and the second one by an austrian man

    • @toatrika2443
      @toatrika2443 4 года назад +3

      @@dominiklehn2866 the first one would not have escalated if germany hadnt given austria the blancocheck and the second one wouldnt have happened if germany hadnt given that austrian man power.
      Im guessing youre german like me and blaming the world wars on austria is pretty funny ngl, but in the end its just not true

  • @daemonsbaneallyn3553
    @daemonsbaneallyn3553 3 года назад +23

    In the beginning, there was silence. The the Lord said "Let there be Nickelback."

  • @TheDoctorsDancer
    @TheDoctorsDancer 3 года назад +17

    "Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with generally having no idea what's going on for 20 years." Literally me. I think the last time I really knew what was going on was when I was 6.

  • @xmn_flowerx9577
    @xmn_flowerx9577 4 года назад +1760

    Best card I've played:
    Black card: "This is how the world ends
    Not with a bang but with _______"
    White card: "The Russians"

    • @hopingmeme1154
      @hopingmeme1154 4 года назад +61

      *H A R D B A S S*

    • @callumtait4793
      @callumtait4793 4 года назад +55

      Stranger Things 3 be like:

    • @xmn_flowerx9577
      @xmn_flowerx9577 4 года назад +23

      @@callumtait4793 BAHAHAHHAHAH

    • @elizabethemm6361
      @elizabethemm6361 3 года назад +44

      In russia, You don't attack Russia, Russia attacks you

    • @BigAuntPatty
      @BigAuntPatty 3 года назад +16

      @Elizabeth Emm
      this is even funner to say out loud since I can do a passable Russian accent

  • @slimeslime1958
    @slimeslime1958 5 лет назад +776

    I'm sorry professor, but i couldn't complete my homework because of *POOR LIFE CHOICES*
    This broke me

    • @vapor-sings
      @vapor-sings 5 лет назад +2

      >basically me

    • @14o1chan
      @14o1chan 5 лет назад +2

      floccinaucinihilipilification
      the action or habit of estimating something as worthless

    • @milkweed6876
      @milkweed6876 4 года назад

      I mean it's not a lie lmao

    • @iworks
      @iworks 4 года назад

      I'm the 666th like

  • @glyph__
    @glyph__ 3 года назад +11

    "Whats batmans guilty pleasure?"
    "Older men"

  • @abyssuni4171
    @abyssuni4171 3 года назад +11

    “The award for ‘the most unwanted pregnancy’ goes to ‘African children’”
    Yeah I won that one

  • @purplecatloverrandompizza
    @purplecatloverrandompizza 5 лет назад +1831

    I've played cards against humanity with my family
    I'm 13
    My dad is very conservative
    And so is my brother
    And idk about my sister
    My mom is liberal
    Yeeeeeah you could see the disappointment of my dad while playing lol

    • @crammaster88
      @crammaster88 5 лет назад +34

      purplecatlover1825 randompizza Omg that must’ve hurt

    • @dragonrune6800
      @dragonrune6800 5 лет назад +40

      Reasons you do not play CAH with family. :\

    • @assasainwolf1017
      @assasainwolf1017 5 лет назад +19

      purplecatlover1825 randompizza mine to i played when i was 15 and my dad still refuses to play with me im 16

    • @russelllim4891
      @russelllim4891 5 лет назад +14

      I played with my family and we all just got a good laugh out of it

    • @royalblu1100
      @royalblu1100 5 лет назад +19

      I played apples to apples, a kid in the group got "make your own card" when we were using "offensive" he put in the Cuban sex slave trade and didnt win..online shopping did because it had a hyphen

  • @seroberts
    @seroberts 4 года назад +627

    "The class field trip was completely ruined by ___"
    "Erectile dysfunction"
    I may or may not have won with that

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson 3 года назад +38

      The fuck kinda field trip is that?

    • @djcatslovebacon
      @djcatslovebacon 3 года назад +19

      Hey, I put down the make-a-wish foundation for that one...

    • @mutantsandmemes
      @mutantsandmemes 3 года назад +8

      I think I put down something about space tentacles for one of them

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 года назад +1

      👁👄👁

  • @someuncreativity
    @someuncreativity 3 года назад +18

    In the beginning, there was Nickelback. Then God said, “Let there be silence.”

  • @youraveragemusicperson2176
    @youraveragemusicperson2176 4 года назад +8

    I once did: I drink to forget _court ordered rehab_

  • @admiralorangebeard989
    @admiralorangebeard989 4 года назад +611

    "______. The solution for women."
    "Sorry, but this content cannot be viewed in your region."

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 5 лет назад +3125

    4:59
    “War! What is it good for?”
    *_“NOT A DAMN THING!!!”_*
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @DrakeIgneelson
      @DrakeIgneelson 5 лет назад +70

      I mean, he's not wrong about it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fossildiggerstudios4645
      @fossildiggerstudios4645 5 лет назад +3

      Pluto Da Cat Gacha Brexit means none of the EU’s bullshit that is Article 14

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru 5 лет назад +10

      *sings* "War! What is is good for? Absolutely nothing!"

    • @giraffedragon6110
      @giraffedragon6110 5 лет назад

      Jackie McCann I kinda wished it was cricket noises

    • @voidcosmic1161
      @voidcosmic1161 5 лет назад

      1K like!

  • @Petite_Idiot
    @Petite_Idiot 3 года назад +10

    “Having grandpa using grandmas ash urn as a fleshlight in your car triples your chance of being pulled over.”
    and
    “Ugh, what a freak… Who brings gingers to a house party?”
    I won those rounds

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 3 года назад +10

    The best I’ve seen was “I never understood Black Jesus until I saw Goblins.”