Don't Do This In Russia!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @baldandbankrupt
    @baldandbankrupt  4 года назад +261

    Don't forget to check out my blog for all the behind the scenes stuff and more! lostgopnik.com

    • @solobano570
      @solobano570 4 года назад

      What’s the song at the beginning?

    • @lakeportlighter
      @lakeportlighter 4 года назад +5

      @@solobano570 “fish” by Leningrad What's her IG?

    • @PindarMOD
      @PindarMOD 4 года назад +1

      I visited Moscow in 1991. It was pretty grim back then. Hardly any food available.

    • @PuffyHighs
      @PuffyHighs 4 года назад +5

      still dont understand why 03:10 you didnt just say you tossed the ticket after you got off the train because you didnt expect to need it again.... omg...

    • @McNoogletheSpamLord
      @McNoogletheSpamLord 4 года назад +8

      Bald, where have you hid Alinchek? She is your soulmate.

  • @threebigideas3488
    @threebigideas3488 5 лет назад +11140

    Alina getting you to break laws. Next episode: this is what the food is like in a Russian jail.

  • @ShawnS14
    @ShawnS14 5 лет назад +870

    “Moscow is full of Chinese tourists”.... everywhere is full of Chinese tourists lol

    • @michaeldeng1981
      @michaeldeng1981 5 лет назад +38

      Chinese tourists are everywhere in the world, even in Syria war zone.

    • @teyton90
      @teyton90 5 лет назад +1

      @@michaeldeng1981 there is no syria war zone currently but i get your point aaand.. true xD

    • @redwinesyndicate2001
      @redwinesyndicate2001 5 лет назад

      @?

    • @BarrettKillz
      @BarrettKillz 5 лет назад +12

      Not in the Chernobyl zone in Belarus where Kolya lives.

    • @abandonedchannel281
      @abandonedchannel281 5 лет назад

      Ranjit Tyagi East Turkestan*

  • @tccscott86
    @tccscott86 5 лет назад +9016

    Day off, coffee brewed and joint rolled, Bald and Bankrupt uploaded two mins ago. Beyond perfect.

    • @KarlosBarzini
      @KarlosBarzini 5 лет назад +89

      Same ;)

    • @jasperdiscovers
      @jasperdiscovers 5 лет назад +142

      man, I wish we could switch places; me being in my office while it's 32C outside...

    • @noahh805
      @noahh805 5 лет назад +248

      Definitely one of my favorite channels to watch high

    • @elenoir7753
      @elenoir7753 5 лет назад +34

      Just woken up and got my piece of Russia

    • @tccscott86
      @tccscott86 5 лет назад +28

      @@jasperdiscovers Its 31 here in Darwin Australia, I'm out on the porch and its glorious. Hope the weather sticks around til the weekend for you bro.

  • @_J.P._
    @_J.P._ 3 года назад +821

    ANYWHERE: You get caught you have to pay the ticket price + fine. Period. No way around it.
    RUSSIA: You get caught you have to pay the ticket price + fine. Or you can turn around and look for other "options".

    • @crazypete3759
      @crazypete3759 3 года назад +14

      Ill take other "options"

    • @Dave_ja_vu
      @Dave_ja_vu 3 года назад +60

      The fine was like €3 lmao

    • @alicek.4714
      @alicek.4714 3 года назад +20

      @@Dave_ja_vu it was a maximum fare on that line i think. often It's legal to buy a ticket in a machine to get out of a station, but it might be more expensive than a "real" ticket.
      And the security guy didn't have the authority to impose fines. So they weren't "caught" basically, there were no inspectors or transport police or whatever on their way

    • @yakacm
      @yakacm 3 года назад +7

      In the UK you usually just have to buy a ticket, only because there's been so many cutbacks that the chance of there not being a ticket office open on the station you came from is quite high, the conductor who checks tickets on the train can also sell you a ticket, they are supposed to fine you but they never do, if you are only going a few stops there's a good chance they won't make it to you in time and you can ride for free.

    • @yakacm
      @yakacm 3 года назад

      @@Dave_ja_vu I know, don't even think it was as much as that.

  • @radicalrodriguez5912
    @radicalrodriguez5912 5 лет назад +397

    Bald might actually be bankrupt, folks. 236 Roubles is only like £3!

    • @charliedovlander1269
      @charliedovlander1269 5 лет назад +2

      He has enough views to be in the black

    • @samelmudir
      @samelmudir 5 лет назад +8

      thats what i thought 😂. you're paying at least £50 in other countries with a fine

    • @eddieed9684
      @eddieed9684 5 лет назад +32

      Gopnik never pay

    • @AW_77
      @AW_77 5 лет назад +10

      @@kiran-yz8io Exactly Russia is a soft on ticket fraud as England, where they also let you buy a normal priced single if caught with no ticket.
      £3 for a penalty fare, I'd take that if I were you.

    • @Alby_Torino
      @Alby_Torino 5 лет назад

      @@KC-in9px nope 2.9 £ today

  • @idroolt6999
    @idroolt6999 5 лет назад +426

    You risked getting squished by a train or going to the gulag over $7.50? Excellent! 😄 😂

    • @welshe222
      @welshe222 5 лет назад +31

      hes british so for his native currency 236 rubles is like 2gbp.. and thats nothing lol

    • @idroolt6999
      @idroolt6999 5 лет назад +5

      @@welshe222 That was the entire point of my comment though I included the combined cost for both of them. And technically at the current exchange rate 236rub is 2.95gbp but who's counting? That's what Google says anyway.

    • @mat2941
      @mat2941 5 лет назад +43

      He’s bankrupt remember?

    • @idroolt6999
      @idroolt6999 5 лет назад +5

      @@mat2941 Valid point.

    • @welshe222
      @welshe222 5 лет назад +1

      @@idroolt6999 Your entire point is wrong tho.. Don't you even read what you type by ur own "admission" 236 rubles is 2.95gbp (from google), that in return does not equal 7 dollars and 50 cents lol

  • @dskimchen
    @dskimchen 5 лет назад +204

    236 RUB is 3,77USD - that's not much, even includes the fine. He really is bankrupt.

    • @DerpyExpress
      @DerpyExpress 5 лет назад +6

      You can pay 3 times less if you buy tickets as you should

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL 5 лет назад

      DerpyExpress Three times less? 236-(3×236)= -472.
      So I can get money if I don't try to fare dogging. What a deal.

    • @GreenTeaViewer
      @GreenTeaViewer 5 лет назад +3

      @@levynagyphoto less than 20 years age difference I think

    • @julianrachele757
      @julianrachele757 5 лет назад +6

      @@XtreeM_FaiL Three times less is 236/3 = ~79 rubles = ~$1.26 USD. I assume you are not a native English speaker as it is commonplace knowledge that N times less than M = M/N

    • @penguin87904
      @penguin87904 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah here u would pay that much for a normal ticket and a fine would be 80€... (Finland)

  • @mdamon06
    @mdamon06 3 года назад +781

    My favorite part is you guys went all the way out of you way to avoid a $3 fine and called it so expensive XD

    • @tesseract2365
      @tesseract2365 3 года назад +92

      It's not just the fine. Once you pay it Putin tracks you through his Blackberry.

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 3 года назад +8

      @DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM i don't think that ticketing machine takes any of your personal info so i doubt theres any way to trace the fine back to you; if you break a law and have to pay a fine to the police on the other hand, it's gonna be on your track record and you might not get a visa next time

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 3 года назад +3

      @DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM as for surveillance, ofc theres none, that was a tinfoil hat type joke

    • @elswicka2078
      @elswicka2078 3 года назад +38

      I honestly laughed my arse off when i checked how much the fine was, in GBP! Alina is off the scale ahaha

    • @NeveMindAnything
      @NeveMindAnything 3 года назад

      Ayeeee! I was like 236Rubles sounds like a lot, until i converted it hahaha. It's not about the money, but the thought ;p

  • @danmac0
    @danmac0 5 лет назад +1427

    I don't know a single girl that would go to all that trouble to avoid a 3 dollars fine.
    She is a keeper.

    • @chadomaniac
      @chadomaniac 5 лет назад +146

      Such a winner. Western girls are not like this.

    • @papimew2672
      @papimew2672 5 лет назад +94

      @@chadomaniac yeah they are, the ghetto ones lmao

    • @elainevankat5353
      @elainevankat5353 5 лет назад +33

      Only because she's very young...(that's why she does it).

    • @a.i.dimmer4616
      @a.i.dimmer4616 5 лет назад +9

      @@chadomaniac western girla are trophy gf or wife

    • @lolkekkeklol9353
      @lolkekkeklol9353 5 лет назад +9

      G S Western girls enjoy BBC much more ;-)

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 5 лет назад +3034

    This guy has motivated me to become bald and make bad financial decisions.

    • @Realthinx
      @Realthinx 5 лет назад +48

      dont forget the dude living in the radiation zone

    • @ebinnisti1769
      @ebinnisti1769 5 лет назад +7

      motivated but unmotivated

    • @1995texasaggie
      @1995texasaggie 5 лет назад +41

      Take your camera to Somalia, Venezuela, and Detroit, Michigan..............I'll watch your videos.

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 5 лет назад +67

      @@1995texasaggie
      Detroit is a step too far, but I'll take a look into Somaliland.

    • @Jonas-xl4wg
      @Jonas-xl4wg 5 лет назад +2

      s bright wait fr did bald open a hotel in India?

  • @deanc2000
    @deanc2000 5 лет назад +232

    She's so nice. Always smiling and having a good time. Such a sweet girl.

    • @legacyrsme
      @legacyrsme 5 лет назад +14

      If only most girls were like that

    • @JohnDoe-bd5sz
      @JohnDoe-bd5sz 5 лет назад +5

      @Victor Bastos If you follow "Stop Xam" channel you would probably have to alter your views a bit.
      On that channel there are lots and lots of stuck up, entitled, snobby bitches, that just like western girls, think that them being women, makes them entitled to special treatment and they dont have to follow any rules.

    • @zigotina
      @zigotina 5 лет назад +4

      such sweet milkers as well

    • @JohnDoe-bd5sz
      @JohnDoe-bd5sz 5 лет назад +1

      @@JP-re3bc Well, it certainly can not be because he has money. :)

    • @QckSGaming
      @QckSGaming 5 лет назад +1

      @@JP-re3bc It's the subscriber count. It's clear that she misses half the things that bald vlogs and just smiles and laughs at the wrong places. She likes the attention :)

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 3 года назад +268

    5:25 Somebody's kindly provided a chair for climbing.

    • @simonapetrov8885
      @simonapetrov8885 3 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @andrejsokolov9431
      @andrejsokolov9431 3 года назад +22

      In Russia, there is a kind of infrastructure that allows you to save a little by ignoring some prohibitions and rules. The government and business destroy it sometimes, but people still restore it.

    • @Bearodon
      @Bearodon 3 года назад +1

      I found it so strange where I live there are chainlink fences with barbed wire a door and a metal staircase down from the platform.

    • @d.h.2509
      @d.h.2509 3 года назад +4

      @@andrejsokolov9431 exploits that get patched

    • @tomcray7907
      @tomcray7907 3 года назад

      @@andrejsokolov9431 сууука, проорал)

  • @vickperry3940
    @vickperry3940 5 лет назад +3984

    Security: "You must pay 236 Rubles"
    Bald: "For one Person???"
    Alina: "Why so expensive???"
    Security: "Because it includes a fine!"
    236 Rubles = $3.80 LMFAOOOOOO

    • @WhaleInTheSkies
      @WhaleInTheSkies 5 лет назад +47

      I don't get it. What's so funny?

    • @simonking195
      @simonking195 5 лет назад +484

      @@WhaleInTheSkies because its peanuts

    • @diegoperez2090
      @diegoperez2090 5 лет назад +202

      This is why nobody respects the law in Russia. Fines don't hurt.

    • @vickperry3940
      @vickperry3940 5 лет назад +159

      @steve n With a fine included,... Lets not forget that! 😂🤯

    •  5 лет назад +69

      Lol! for reference In Sweden, 1 pack of marlboro cigarettes costs about about as much as both tickets+fines!

  • @Ramazanulı
    @Ramazanulı 4 года назад +2259

    - Where are you from?
    - Tajikistan.
    - Salam brat!
    This guy can survive anywhere.

    • @DrESP179
      @DrESP179 4 года назад +6

      Lol :-D

    • @rzhumen88
      @rzhumen88 4 года назад +22

      nihao

    • @lightarmand1
      @lightarmand1 4 года назад +16

      i believe he said “brod/brad” which is slang for “brother”

    • @Ramazanulı
      @Ramazanulı 4 года назад +118

      @@lightarmand1 'Brat' is not slang. That's 'brother' in Russian. This word is very popular in former Soviet republics, especially among Muslims.

    • @lightarmand1
      @lightarmand1 4 года назад +15

      Сауатты қазақ in the Philippines and middle east we uses brad/brod for “brother”. But good to know and thank you for the knowledge. Cheers!

  • @Elkott
    @Elkott 5 лет назад +3058

    That girls a bad influence on you, marry her immediately

    • @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_
      @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 5 лет назад +328

      Don't marry, she will leave with your money the same way she left the station. Go mgtow.

    • @botondhorvath191
      @botondhorvath191 5 лет назад +33

      @@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ lmao

    • @kevink2809
      @kevink2809 5 лет назад +4

      TomaCukor lol nice one

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 5 лет назад +28

      @jwahh and always remember a condom
      also do you know if a girl intentionally breaking a condom is illegal? I just thought about it and a girl could do that then boom you got child support and a kid you didn't want. I know not many would but i've never even considered it until now, and it has me concerned. Also by what i said i dont mean that ive been fucking girls left and right, cause im a virgin, im just actually concerned lmao

    • @MishazBts
      @MishazBts 5 лет назад +18

      Who is this girl where she came from ?

  • @user-pg9te8ug1j
    @user-pg9te8ug1j 2 года назад +2

    Dude your storytelling is just amazing. And Alina takes the entire story to another level.

  • @josephseiler1878
    @josephseiler1878 5 лет назад +95

    I used to want to learn how to speak Russian to read Tolstoy without translation. Now I want to learn it to become a Gopnik. Thank you, Mr. Bald. You are putting life into perspective.

    • @FerrisMacWheel
      @FerrisMacWheel 5 лет назад +2

      Tolstoy was a gopnik too

    • @allanek7881
      @allanek7881 5 лет назад

      @@FerrisMacWheel граф Толстой?))

    • @phunkthat4124
      @phunkthat4124 2 года назад

      Buy some roasted sunflower seeds to crunch (the best one would be from babushka) and a card deck of 36 cards. Beer and stuff are on the videos. Cheers!

  • @UffUffsen
    @UffUffsen 5 лет назад +645

    never trust a pretty russian girl in yoga pants. old russian proverb

    • @serggio88888
      @serggio88888 5 лет назад +33

      Belarus girl* )

    • @SDR702
      @SDR702 5 лет назад +56

      @@BrandonLee-cp2pp Would you like to do that after she's taken a shit?

    • @sandrojones8068
      @sandrojones8068 5 лет назад +188

      y'all need jesus.

    • @garyw34
      @garyw34 5 лет назад +13

      @@sandrojones8068 🤣

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL 5 лет назад +9

      Never trust a Russian.

  • @lhdhdeebdhdh
    @lhdhdeebdhdh 5 лет назад +2917

    All this to avoid a £3 ticket - You really must be bankrupt lol

    • @randeerkumarlutchumon8517
      @randeerkumarlutchumon8517 4 года назад +58

      @Joseph Mason no he hasn't, It has around 1.7 Million views, he must have made 2000 dollars.

    • @randeerkumarlutchumon8517
      @randeerkumarlutchumon8517 4 года назад +6

      @Joseph Mason oh is see.

    • @G-ra-ha-m
      @G-ra-ha-m 4 года назад +17

      I think the problem was the fine, if the fines are too huge people will just avoid paying completely, a 150% ticket price would have been fair and probably have been paid!

    • @elmuizahmed8657
      @elmuizahmed8657 4 года назад +21

      @@G-ra-ha-m Then every one or most people will take the risk and not pay, after all if they got cought only 150% fine.

    • @nickbartb4172
      @nickbartb4172 4 года назад +26

      @Joseph Mason I wonder how he makes any money, let alone be $5000, out of this video when there are no ads on this video!

  • @StealthRaven
    @StealthRaven 3 года назад +308

    Alina:- "Why so expensive?"
    Station guy:- "Because it includes a fine"
    Never thought a normal sentence would be so badass, only in Russia I guess

  • @ShaneRitz
    @ShaneRitz 5 лет назад +3759

    Them: "236 rubles for one person? Why so expensive?!"
    Guard: "It includes a fine."
    Me: Dang, that must be a lot.
    > Does conversion.
    > $3.74

    • @TypicalJacques
      @TypicalJacques 5 лет назад +31

      Shane Ritz same lol

    • @aurelianspodarec2629
      @aurelianspodarec2629 5 лет назад +33

      @Black whiskey 7 No, its to actually save about $30.000 dollars. Otherwise there would be no video :)

    • @derin111
      @derin111 5 лет назад +25

      That's what I thought! So 236 Rubles = £3.00 hehehe!

    • @ihategoogleplus3790
      @ihategoogleplus3790 5 лет назад +74

      @@aurelianspodarec2629 30,000 dollars are you high ? haha

    • @ihategoogleplus3790
      @ihategoogleplus3790 5 лет назад +46

      @@aurelianspodarec2629 30,000 again i'll ask are you high ?

  • @Drexfam2023
    @Drexfam2023 5 лет назад +260

    Bald and Bankrupt ~ “Lets see what trouble we can get into” Alinchyk the Belarusian Gopnik ~ “Hold my vodka”

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  5 лет назад +56

      We are both laughing at your comment right now 👍🏻

    • @HunterTwoGaming
      @HunterTwoGaming 5 лет назад +8

      bald and bankrupt loooool she will be the death of you hahaha

  • @rradza
    @rradza 5 лет назад +693

    236 RUB = 3.30737
    EUR , so "expensive" :D

    • @EvilTomte
      @EvilTomte 5 лет назад +60

      Yeah why not just pay it..?

    • @delpher32exe
      @delpher32exe 5 лет назад +226

      not when you get 300eur per month

    • @PK-lh2om
      @PK-lh2om 5 лет назад +30

      because content :D

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 5 лет назад +43

      That includes a fine so honestly that is kinda good...In my country the minimum fine is 20$...

    • @piotrb4240
      @piotrb4240 5 лет назад +5

      @@EvilTomte That would be no fun!

  • @picaZZZZZo
    @picaZZZZZo 4 года назад +85

    It makes me little bit proud that I understand most of the Russian conversations.... I'm half Croatian half Serbian, Greets from Austria 😊👍

    • @schopen-hauer
      @schopen-hauer 3 года назад +2

      serbian is like russian? what about polish or czeck?

    • @aleksaobradovic6522
      @aleksaobradovic6522 3 года назад +3

      @@schopen-hauer nah, not completely. We can understand some words and sentences if you speak slowly in Russian

    • @андрейандреев-ш1й6в
      @андрейандреев-ш1й6в 3 года назад +2

      @@schopen-hauer это всё славянская группа языков)

    • @artemius1034
      @artemius1034 3 года назад +3

      @@schopen-hauer some words are similar in all slavic languages

    • @schopen-hauer
      @schopen-hauer 3 года назад +1

      @@artemius1034 so if i learn russian can i bridge to speak czeck polish serbian etc?

  • @RetroCharged
    @RetroCharged 5 лет назад +263

    The Russian supermarket made Harrods look like LIDL

    • @bonse1
      @bonse1 5 лет назад +7

      You had Lidl's new brownie from the fresh bakery... mate... do it! Well worth the 59p.

    • @grime5652
      @grime5652 5 лет назад

      T Bonse 🤣

    • @itsenzo3000
      @itsenzo3000 5 лет назад +4

      This comment is pure gold!

    • @nbss
      @nbss 5 лет назад

      mark brown it was 6 in the morning

  • @G_Kaz
    @G_Kaz 5 лет назад +742

    Next episode: Making Friends In Siberian Prison

    • @Jackk.A
      @Jackk.A 5 лет назад +3

      Kazla 😂

    • @TArja-me6jt
      @TArja-me6jt 5 лет назад

      Why not?

    • @abstractrussian5562
      @abstractrussian5562 5 лет назад +1

      Next episode: How to enter a cell properly and gain respect.

    • @jonparks5485
      @jonparks5485 5 лет назад

      ITS FREAKING 3 DOLLARS ...Bald being so cheap is annoying.

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 5 лет назад

      Richard Bothington-Ashby gulags don’t exist anymore

  • @purpleflurp9726
    @purpleflurp9726 5 лет назад +2756

    You know my boy clapping cheeks on this adventure

    • @MadLemon
      @MadLemon 4 года назад +104

      nah he kisses her on the cheek.

    • @donjon5442
      @donjon5442 4 года назад +66

      J B No you don’t

    • @benpotter6832
      @benpotter6832 4 года назад +104

      @@JWB86 tbf he's not the one commenting on RUclips about fucking his girl in the arse like a 13 year old who talks about it all the time because he's never had any before...

    • @Troller235
      @Troller235 4 года назад +78

      @@JWB86 100% you're 15 and haven't held hands with a girl yet

    • @d1_2kr
      @d1_2kr 4 года назад +36

      Why is everyone talking about fucking girls

  • @ulisev2
    @ulisev2 3 года назад +115

    Sometimes you get to ask why are we( The West ) so antagonised with Russia? Bald is british and gets along with every russian he meets. And everyone is welcoming him , tries to help and tries to give him the best experience. Sometimes you ask yourself what is about with all politicians stirring conflict and turmoil.

    • @Ganiscol
      @Ganiscol 3 года назад +27

      You gotta differentiate between Russians and Russian politicians - kinda like everywhere else.

    • @Aaanze
      @Aaanze 3 года назад +4

      Sure but I mean, it must definitely help that he's fluently speaking russian to get the warmest experience..

    • @Big_Sierra
      @Big_Sierra 3 года назад +6

      Feeding the military industrial complex

    • @supermacdaddy
      @supermacdaddy 3 года назад +2

      i mean in general we've got to ask why we would feel so antagonized with any person due to what area of earth they're from lol.

    • @joachimvonribbentrop1956
      @joachimvonribbentrop1956 3 года назад +1

      As somebody else says, it comes down to money and power. People that ask why can bald get along with Russians but the west and the east have a power struggle do not understand how complex international politics are.

  • @rays5073
    @rays5073 5 лет назад +726

    Bald: "... American soldiers..."
    Marine: "MARINES!"
    lmao

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 лет назад +8

      Ray S Lol, but they are technically different in the American vernacular.

    • @rays5073
      @rays5073 5 лет назад +62

      I know, Marines really dislike being called soldiers, as they are a separate service branch

    • @danielsolberg1638
      @danielsolberg1638 5 лет назад +10

      Same same different name.

    • @jennifermackinnon6982
      @jennifermackinnon6982 5 лет назад +1

      You quickly corrected yourself to those marines....almost tripped on your tongue lol. They wouldn't hurt you. Relax.

    • @kevinerose
      @kevinerose 5 лет назад +16

      Hey at least they weren't drunk and fighting each other.

  • @MartianCZ
    @MartianCZ 5 лет назад +2122

    Alina is like girl sidekick character in pc games

  • @alexander.frisch
    @alexander.frisch 5 лет назад +936

    Always letting Alina in front of him, such a gentleman, lovely view 😂👌

    • @iobawan
      @iobawan 5 лет назад +20

      @Jimmy B.S. Roastbeef what a rude way to say that 🤷‍♀️

    • @cfvgd
      @cfvgd 5 лет назад

      @@isaiahsilverstein4412 😆

    • @njeridiva85
      @njeridiva85 5 лет назад +2

      @Schlomo Goldbergstein 7 savage

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 5 лет назад +9

      Cracking ass imagine just sitting there with a hard and alina doing cowgirl.

    • @boundish1
      @boundish1 5 лет назад +11

      He's tappin that for sure haha!

  • @blitzi9631
    @blitzi9631 2 года назад +5

    00:21 i was right there back in 2017 right at this place of the airport this is crazy to see you standing there man
    Love your content
    Greetings from germany ❤️

  • @sanarcher
    @sanarcher 5 лет назад +500

    Chinese tourists and US Marines together on THE FREAKING RED SQUARE? This is surreal.

    • @19andersongroup60
      @19andersongroup60 4 года назад +7

      Got to love it!

    • @bonteski2997
      @bonteski2997 4 года назад +2

      i mean... did anyone expected to see that?

    • @BricksIn
      @BricksIn 4 года назад +5

      No.... This is Russia!!!!

    • @austindolan3142
      @austindolan3142 4 года назад +3

      @RCSP ye Probably to pay homage to communism or something

    • @MrSupernova111
      @MrSupernova111 4 года назад

      That took me by surprise.

  • @TimKyoutube
    @TimKyoutube 5 лет назад +748

    Marines hate being called soldiers lol

    • @fdsman
      @fdsman 5 лет назад +37

      @white vanman what's the difference between someone in the navy and someone in the air force? Same sort of thing.

    • @arabica7
      @arabica7 5 лет назад +2

      Why you are alone in Costa Rica?

    • @DefyyyTTV
      @DefyyyTTV 5 лет назад +39

      @@fdsman they are all soldiers sooo yeah

    • @DefyyyTTV
      @DefyyyTTV 5 лет назад +27

      @@sergeantbigmac no its like calling a coupe a car. They are all cars only if you go deeper they are different kind of cars

    • @Fazoo247
      @Fazoo247 5 лет назад +32

      The distinction, for those who are actually curious, is the title Marine is earned and then held for life. It's a massive fraternity, rather than being another military branch.

  • @MorseB
    @MorseB 5 лет назад +182

    All that just to avoid a $3.76 fare?

    • @timh8273
      @timh8273 5 лет назад +103

      But he's bankrupt

    • @iecsao
      @iecsao 5 лет назад +6

      @@timh8273 perfect 😂

    • @GaspataGhast
      @GaspataGhast 5 лет назад +4

      and then he ended up having to pay a fine lmao.

    • @BaksBaksBaks
      @BaksBaksBaks 5 лет назад

      And to do crazy illegal stuff with Alina. Damn, I'd do it too.

    • @mayamaeru
      @mayamaeru 5 лет назад +1

      he probably agreed to it for the camera lol

  • @Amory98
    @Amory98 3 года назад +12

    Evading paying for tickets and then stealthily getting out of the railway station with a supremely attractive girl in Russia of all places, you're living the dream Benjamin! ❤️❤️

  • @KillDozer44
    @KillDozer44 5 лет назад +1722

    his ''friend'' not fooling me you two are dating

    • @joeb7975
      @joeb7975 5 лет назад +395

      mr bald can't divulge this, might affect his amount of lady subscribers

    • @mannygomez5367
      @mannygomez5367 5 лет назад +17

      joe b. Lol

    • @jackwood107
      @jackwood107 5 лет назад +405

      They're just dating, they don't want to russian to things too fast.

    • @harindersingh6565
      @harindersingh6565 5 лет назад +89

      May b friends with benefits 😉😉😉

    • @MrGamer21
      @MrGamer21 5 лет назад +12

      @@harindersingh6565 hell yeah ;)

  • @aryankhatri1095
    @aryankhatri1095 5 лет назад +574

    People saying he should pay the fine, Guys he is bankrupt.

    • @robw95
      @robw95 5 лет назад +68

      and bald

    • @aryankhatri1095
      @aryankhatri1095 5 лет назад +4

      Barrack Obama Vlogs Thanks

    • @mitainepasdpouce
      @mitainepasdpouce 5 лет назад +3

      @Barrack Obama Vlogs THANKS OBAMA

    • @hayesman76
      @hayesman76 5 лет назад +30

      Aryan Khatri
      He’s so “bankrupt” that he can afford to travel all over the world.

    • @ilaser4064
      @ilaser4064 5 лет назад +8

      And most likely just paid for the Belorussian to fly into Moscow from Minsk. I'll wage that her ticket cost a little more than $3.75...

  • @jimdawdy6254
    @jimdawdy6254 5 лет назад +185

    At 1:09 Alina has you in the "Russian half-Nelson" arm lock. That's it buddy, she owns you. You're no longer your own man. Source: Married a soviet girl.

  • @nigelwright850
    @nigelwright850 3 года назад

    The wonders of RUclips I found you by chance, excellent work, i'm hooked, and I'm working through your videos.

  • @en6064
    @en6064 5 лет назад +311

    I love how the chair is just in the right place. Must be a trail commonly used

  • @fdk7014
    @fdk7014 5 лет назад +306

    You India videos were great but I like your Russian/eastern Europe videos even more!

    • @youtubeking2686
      @youtubeking2686 5 лет назад +8

      @easy deism Racist spotted. You will be reported and banned from RUclips.

    • @vikt0rius157
      @vikt0rius157 5 лет назад +21

      @easy deism hes right wtf india is a shithole lol

    • @mattgsm
      @mattgsm 5 лет назад +1

      @easy deism Their living conditions or the people?

    • @327legoman
      @327legoman 5 лет назад +4

      @@youtubeking2686 Can't tell if this is irony, or something being serious.

    • @503945158
      @503945158 5 лет назад

      @easy deism oh come on ! 😂

  • @gearkicker2442
    @gearkicker2442 5 лет назад +481

    I still think your a spy dude. But you got lucky and were assigned a hot spy partner for this mission.

    • @robertlund5694
      @robertlund5694 5 лет назад +11

      'You are' not 'your'.

    • @Worldofourown2024
      @Worldofourown2024 5 лет назад +16

      Wow, what an intriguing conspiracy theory. Well he's British and fluently speaks Russian and is very good about knowing his sense of direction in a part of the world most of us don't know a lot about and actually kinda fear venturing off into. Is he just a great smart explorer or is he in a secret society? He's a clever man whatever he is. He's very successful at getting hot dates as well...

    • @celticbarry9877
      @celticbarry9877 5 лет назад +5

      The girl is the Russian James bond and Bald is her sidekick.

    • @megaotstoy
      @megaotstoy 5 лет назад +1

      @@Worldofourown2024 did you just mentioned James Bond?

    • @pistekjiri
      @pistekjiri 5 лет назад

      No he's not, we've already seen him squat properly

  • @andreas4417
    @andreas4417 3 года назад +3

    I have worked with many Belarussian women, but Alina is by far the most polite, intelligent, free-spirited
    and pleasing on the eye if I put it that way. Shes a keeper.

  • @Sir_Peter_Philipp
    @Sir_Peter_Philipp 5 лет назад +31

    I love this shop! It's one of my regular stops in Moskva. Keep up the good content mate, Greetings from Switzerland!

  • @zambimaru
    @zambimaru 5 лет назад +731

    US Marines walking around in Red Square? That's the last thing I'd expect to see there.

    • @UbiqueGrid
      @UbiqueGrid 5 лет назад +96

      LT is lost again

    • @michaelperez6147
      @michaelperez6147 5 лет назад +10

      zambimaru Probably marines on MSG Duty or some shit

    • @Natureorganica
      @Natureorganica 5 лет назад +33

      @@michaelperez6147 100%, their detachment commander was probably dragging them out in blues uniform to get a cute photo, like they do.

    • @codymo32791
      @codymo32791 5 лет назад +45

      Embassy Security.

    • @bitterleafcastle1552
      @bitterleafcastle1552 5 лет назад +19

      Two trucks of US marines are rolling up... Kremlin is under siege... Under lockdown...

  • @juliengobet5498
    @juliengobet5498 4 года назад +77

    Dude, I'm in quarantine right now and I'm craving of social interaction. Your content makes me fell so much better you can't even imagine. Big hug from Switzerland!

  • @ralphpomm4943
    @ralphpomm4943 3 года назад +4

    Another great video. I must say you are living life as it should. I wish I had the balls to take such adventures. Thank you for sharing. PS. I was surprised to see American Marines there. Very cool.👍🏼

  • @IKonixxHD
    @IKonixxHD 5 лет назад +130

    Really cool that you saw Marines there. Those are the Marines working at the Embassy in Moscow and they were taking their detachment photo in front of the cathedral. Only happens once in a blue moon because we are aren't allowed to wear our uniforms in public without special approval.

    • @tommyd.7642
      @tommyd.7642 2 года назад +4

      How long were you in the Marines

    • @IKonixxHD
      @IKonixxHD 2 года назад +15

      @@tommyd.7642 5 years

  • @myrmecologistjp9228
    @myrmecologistjp9228 5 лет назад +172

    Hopefully, you don't get sent to Gulag, as you say that you have already been seen on camera...

  • @MEOWMEOW-ix5rk
    @MEOWMEOW-ix5rk 5 лет назад +194

    At 2:36 you can see jesus himself praying for the future of humanity

  • @wilfthepodenco5201
    @wilfthepodenco5201 3 года назад +60

    Here in the U.K. you can see people who jump the ticket barriers at every station, I saw this happen last week , instead of a fine/arrest the ticket conductor said to the fare evader “Sir, that was very rude!” 😂

    • @Vasily_dont_be_silly
      @Vasily_dont_be_silly 2 года назад +2

      Quite so British, very yes indeed

    • @setback4908
      @setback4908 2 года назад

      I’m Greece it’s like one out 3

    • @phunkthat4124
      @phunkthat4124 2 года назад +2

      "Sir, that was very rude but not enough for real gopnik!"

    • @user-kh9ti1tj8h
      @user-kh9ti1tj8h 2 года назад

      The same in Saint-Petetsburg

    • @youwot2430
      @youwot2430 Год назад

      And I've also seen the btp tackle someone who tried that lol

  • @busthebest
    @busthebest 5 лет назад +307

    The woman at 0:36 actually says "you go down the road to the train station, BUY A TICKET, get on a train and go to a next Leningradskaya station". XD

    • @IosifStalinsendsyoutoGulag
      @IosifStalinsendsyoutoGulag 5 лет назад +1

      I don't believe they didn't have 500 roubles anyway

    • @xEightyHate
      @xEightyHate 5 лет назад +3

      it was not even that expensive ffs haha

    • @BSoDexe
      @BSoDexe 5 лет назад +1

      The fun thing is that you can actually walk to their destination station on circle and it will be faster.

  • @archiedarcy4845
    @archiedarcy4845 5 лет назад +111

    You're a real badass Bald. Gopnicks are proud of you.

  • @rhouserjr
    @rhouserjr 5 лет назад +83

    Did you do all of that to avoid a $4 USD ticket including the fine? True Gopnik style.

    • @williampilon1093
      @williampilon1093 5 лет назад

      He saved 8$ just going another way

    • @mialily206
      @mialily206 5 лет назад

      I was looking for this comment ...I know all this for 4 bucks

    • @Lisaj4431
      @Lisaj4431 5 лет назад

      @@mialily206 very sad, I guess they thought we would think they were, oh so clever....wrong

    • @mialily206
      @mialily206 5 лет назад

      @@Lisaj4431 😉

  • @TheASMRCyclist
    @TheASMRCyclist 3 года назад +10

    That supermarket reminds me of a SPAR in Venice in an old theatre, complete with frescos on the ceiling and walls. It was a beaut

  • @dbloodline
    @dbloodline 5 лет назад +592

    If he did this in North Korea it would be the last video on this channel.

    • @northover5023
      @northover5023 5 лет назад +5

      channel whipe

    • @dbloodline
      @dbloodline 5 лет назад +8

      level 100 boss And all over less than 5 dollars... Sighs

    • @Setras
      @Setras 5 лет назад +10

      The video would not even appear on his channel.

    • @falcone5287
      @falcone5287 5 лет назад +1

      it wouldn't be uploaded

    • @zavtradnem
      @zavtradnem 5 лет назад

      in his life

  • @leodeguire1641
    @leodeguire1641 5 лет назад +297

    Bald:Thats probably not really smart we might be on camera.
    Bald:Uploads himself doing it on video.

    • @priesty.
      @priesty. 5 лет назад +4

      What's the chance any Russian police or people from that station watch his vids

    • @leodeguire1641
      @leodeguire1641 5 лет назад +1

      @@priesty. next to none

    • @discolightsavings
      @discolightsavings 5 лет назад

      Haha, you got me there 😂

  • @NPC_-mf4dw
    @NPC_-mf4dw 5 лет назад +90

    "It's not electric!" *rolls eyes*
    Haha, I love her!

    • @davenufc55
      @davenufc55 5 лет назад

      Could of been a 3rd rail. But these trains are powered by the overhead lines

    • @arturturkevych3816
      @arturturkevych3816 5 лет назад +1

      @@davenufc55 they don't do third rail in Russia and most of Europe, except GB

    • @davenufc55
      @davenufc55 5 лет назад

      @@arturturkevych3816 not on this track tho. And the UK do on the London underground

    • @AlekDjRo
      @AlekDjRo 5 лет назад

      I love her too. :))

  • @newwayofstudyingrussian9869
    @newwayofstudyingrussian9869 3 года назад +15

    Lol you've got through my everyday route to the work! There's easier way to detour the pay-gates at Streshnevo station haha. Absolutely amazing experience! Once you spare money on ticket, next you attend the most expensive store in Moscow. Life of contrast =)

  • @evanlavery9788
    @evanlavery9788 5 лет назад +127

    2 uploads in a week! Your spoiling us

    • @AlexLunev
      @AlexLunev 5 лет назад +8

      You're*

    • @tray-oq1nj
      @tray-oq1nj 5 лет назад +7

      @@AlexLunev thank you professor.

    • @mannygomez5367
      @mannygomez5367 5 лет назад

      I missed the other upload.

    • @AlexLunev
      @AlexLunev 5 лет назад +3

      @@tray-oq1njahh it's my pleasure 👐

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 5 лет назад +1

      @@AlexLunev I bet that :D (I am quite the same)

  • @ArturTymchyshyn
    @ArturTymchyshyn 4 года назад +64

    Man, I got a random RUclips suggestion of your video and I can't stop watching now!
    The best part I am Ukrainian and I live in Canada, watching a guy traveling through Russia and Slav countries 😛💥💥
    Great, superb quality content
    Thanks for that! 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @angeloboyarov626
    @angeloboyarov626 5 лет назад +171

    From day 1 this girl is nothing but trouble

    • @2ichie
      @2ichie 5 лет назад +26

      That’s what I was thinking. She’s a terrible influence lol

    • @misskick8094
      @misskick8094 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @TheQwertyuiop6
      @TheQwertyuiop6 5 лет назад +16

      She is the GREAT kind of trouble tho

    • @richpeacock
      @richpeacock 5 лет назад +4

      But she’s a hottie so who wouldn’t?

    • @BikZom
      @BikZom 5 лет назад

      Real gopnik

  • @tecnica-de-voz
    @tecnica-de-voz 3 года назад +52

    7:03 The most beautiful and empty supermarket in the world

    • @crypton8639
      @crypton8639 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me of DayZ lol

    • @боряборя-о6ю
      @боряборя-о6ю 3 года назад +4

      Там космические цены

    • @Fravashi1
      @Fravashi1 3 года назад +3

      The prices are too high there. So there are no customers there

    • @zyx321123xyz
      @zyx321123xyz 3 года назад +8

      That was too early in the morning. Come here at 7 p.m.

    • @SaltyDog69
      @SaltyDog69 3 года назад +2

      Trust me all the supermarkets in Russia are not like this. I used to live there.

  • @srw6772
    @srw6772 5 лет назад +183

    236 rubles is $3.76
    You weren't willing to pay that? lol

    • @Pidalin
      @Pidalin 5 лет назад +44

      I think it's some kind of sport for him, it's not about money. :-)

    • @Lexxsoe
      @Lexxsoe 5 лет назад +48

      Have you forgotten that he is Bankrupt?😃

    • @lexlutoff2957
      @lexlutoff2957 5 лет назад +14

      You missed one important thing - 236 for a one person)))

    • @jameschristophercirujano6650
      @jameschristophercirujano6650 5 лет назад +29

      Gopniks don't pay, lol.

    • @ukguy
      @ukguy 5 лет назад

      you couldn't even go one stop here for that price.

  • @MrSkoresh
    @MrSkoresh 5 лет назад +95

    0:31 “Monument to the defenders of Moscow”
    This is where the Nazi army was stopped during WWII.

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  5 лет назад +21

      Correct.

    • @MT-eo6tq
      @MT-eo6tq 5 лет назад +7

      @@alexfilma16 *Same thing

    • @ggoddkkiller1342
      @ggoddkkiller1342 5 лет назад +9

      @@MT-eo6tq SS troops were directly a part of Nazi party so you could call them Nazi army but Wehrmacht wasn't a part of Nazi party at all, it was the official German army and the part of state which included every kind of soldiers-generals that some of them were even against Nazis including the best German generals such as Guderian or Rommel who faced many accusations from Nazi party and got dismissed and even executed like Rommel in 1944...

    • @boris_sobaken
      @boris_sobaken 5 лет назад +2

      Химкинские Ежи. It is not exactly true that germans were stopped there. Actually, only a couple of german recon solders managed to get to the town, now known as Khimki. Also there are rumors that german motorcyclists managed to get to the bridge over Moskva canal. They just looked around and went back. What is more, some tanks were waiting for a command 3 km north from the monument. They never attacked
      I am local btw

    • @Oleg-oe1rc
      @Oleg-oe1rc 5 лет назад +5

      @@boris_sobaken Stopping an army and stopping a few soldiers are quite different things.

  • @as3284
    @as3284 5 лет назад +413

    All this fuss for 236 rubles?? Or just to watch Elinas' behind?? I wonder!!

    • @TheZombaslaya
      @TheZombaslaya 4 года назад +10

      236 rubles is chump change. That’s like $3 something.

    • @thomasgascoigne7850
      @thomasgascoigne7850 4 года назад +8

      @@TheZombaslaya lol that is the cheapest fine ever lmao here in spain it 100 euros

    • @virus5567
      @virus5567 4 года назад +13

      @Walker it woulda cost ya nothing to say that yet here we are

    • @googlemail4241
      @googlemail4241 4 года назад +2

      Either way isnt worth it

    • @greensquirrel4019
      @greensquirrel4019 4 года назад

      In India even it's 1000 rs... That is something around 15-20 USD.

  • @alexandershmyga1775
    @alexandershmyga1775 2 года назад +2

    Man! This is the most awesome channel I stubled upon so far! Чувак, ты золото. Делай видео вечно.

  • @scuglieropiron
    @scuglieropiron 5 лет назад +977

    "why so expensive?"
    € 3,41 each
    Italian trains: € 100 fine plus ticket

    • @gabrielgri
      @gabrielgri 5 лет назад +53

      But he is bankrupt

    • @JamesMcGillJr
      @JamesMcGillJr 5 лет назад +11

      Then use the bus managed by the mafia

    • @trueuttar
      @trueuttar 4 года назад +12

      What about Western Europe salaries?

    • @iss993ita5
      @iss993ita5 4 года назад +2

      to do 80km on train in Italy is 12 euros.... reason why i use always ma car

    • @tjuepptja9808
      @tjuepptja9808 4 года назад +15

      @@trueuttar the difference between Western and Russian (especially Moscow's) salaries is not 30 times.

  • @marshalmichael129
    @marshalmichael129 5 лет назад +92

    Ah, the U.S. Marines must be new Embassy Security Detail...Great video, can't wait for the next one!!!!

    • @glenjamindle
      @glenjamindle 5 лет назад +14

      Exactly. Only reason they'd be wearing blues

    • @josephziemek3432
      @josephziemek3432 5 лет назад +37

      @@glenjamindle not new, we're just taking our yearly photos :)
      Source: I'm one of the guys in the blues

    • @kellydavis3108
      @kellydavis3108 5 лет назад +4

      Thank you for your service!

    • @xalekcey
      @xalekcey 5 лет назад

      This may be the annual competition of military brass bands in the Kremlin. This competition is held annually in Moscow.

    • @josephziemek3432
      @josephziemek3432 5 лет назад +2

      @@xalekcey no, no, we just take annual photos in our dress blues. We were there to get a picture in red square

  • @JDiculous1
    @JDiculous1 5 лет назад +26

    More Russia videos please! Love your videos, huge inspiration. I hope to have 1/10th the charisma as you one day.

  • @MrHogzor
    @MrHogzor 3 года назад +14

    Holy shit. that has to be the most beautiful convenience store i've ever seen!

    • @QueenlySweetpea
      @QueenlySweetpea 3 года назад

      Not a " convenience store " it was a grocery store ..

  • @Rob88
    @Rob88 5 лет назад +81

    Awesome! I'd put on a tuxedo before I went to that supermarket.

    • @LeroyBrown
      @LeroyBrown 5 лет назад +1

      Looked like they are ready to hire

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 5 лет назад +2

      You might also shave of that beard

    • @Rob88
      @Rob88 5 лет назад +3

      @@hanz2904 never!

    • @AnjanKumarhere
      @AnjanKumarhere 5 лет назад +2

      Legend has it that Rob will keep commentating on balds videos till 2050

    • @Rob88
      @Rob88 5 лет назад

      @@AnjanKumarhere lol, as long as he makes em, bhai.

  • @knivesmics1418
    @knivesmics1418 5 лет назад +233

    Bald was there to pick up his friend "A Lean Chick" 😂😂😂😂

    • @j4rl3hqu4dr0
      @j4rl3hqu4dr0 5 лет назад +10

      Was wondering how english speakers hear that. It fits her very well, lol. Actually that suffix 'chick' provides a meaning like 'little Alina'.

    • @knivesmics1418
      @knivesmics1418 5 лет назад +2

      @@j4rl3hqu4dr0 it fits her well, no disrespect.

    • @jesscast5122
      @jesscast5122 5 лет назад +3

      @@j4rl3hqu4dr0 Alinka.........

    • @knivesmics1418
      @knivesmics1418 5 лет назад

      @@ArtU4All hahaahaha I just got in on my first view😂

  • @sumeett8826
    @sumeett8826 5 лет назад +98

    Bald says it could be electric
    Alena:it's not
    Such confidence can come only with experience, Mr Bald
    start a travel series with her
    Your humor and her beauty can make it go to top

  • @21Lulz
    @21Lulz 3 года назад +69

    We all know why hes wearing glasses when around her

  • @WickedMuis
    @WickedMuis 5 лет назад +174

    "Are you going to pay?"
    "No."
    "There are cameras here, so I cannot let you pass."
    Pretty friendly security guard. :D
    Also, Alina should be your permanent side-kick!

    • @alibikuanyshbayev3536
      @alibikuanyshbayev3536 5 лет назад +28

      those are migrants form central Asia, they are mostly nice. Just tryin to feed their families in their hometown by doing cheap but hard labor.

    • @RovexHD
      @RovexHD 5 лет назад +7

      Wicked Mouse
      Side chick

    • @rickbarrington
      @rickbarrington 5 лет назад +3

      @Alibi Kuanyshbayev Now If I need an Alibi I know who to call 😂

    • @mitaskeledzija6269
      @mitaskeledzija6269 5 лет назад

      @@alibikuanyshbayev3536 ;-;

    • @WickedMuis
      @WickedMuis 5 лет назад

      @@RovexHD heh! :D

  • @beju0506
    @beju0506 5 лет назад +19

    Bought your book, excellent work! To be honest, wish it was longer, but an awesome read, great job!

  • @geraldseydoux2252
    @geraldseydoux2252 5 лет назад +69

    Your channel reminds me of the old youtube quality, please keep it up!

  • @mucbko
    @mucbko 3 года назад +16

    Alinchick is so freaking perfect!

  • @RajatDuttaSocialMediaHotShot
    @RajatDuttaSocialMediaHotShot 5 лет назад +74

    Gopniks are back in town ... ha ha ... And cut that 'friend' BS. You guys are datin'... :-D

  • @hugsuniverse
    @hugsuniverse 5 лет назад +52

    Holy heck, that supermarket was so over-the-top posh! More like a luxury hotel or museum it was so beautiful.

    • @RovexHD
      @RovexHD 5 лет назад

      Convert it into a museum. Especially if the products are cheap. Don’t cheapen such interior.

    • @hamoudeallam645
      @hamoudeallam645 2 года назад

      It s a luxury supermarket:)

  • @NationalPat
    @NationalPat 5 лет назад +83

    Mr. Bald, I have no words to describe how entertaining I find your videos to be. You are a free soul! It's sad that there aren't more people like you. The world would be a better place. Keep up the good work!

  • @risefromyourpain
    @risefromyourpain 2 года назад +7

    Moscow is such a fascinating place. Waking up through Red Square towards St Basils is an experience I’ll never forget.

    • @Любинецкий
      @Любинецкий Год назад

      Especially now. All the world sh1t on russia with those cheap sluts 😂

    • @larisaalicante3964
      @larisaalicante3964 Год назад

      Ужасное место с агресивными чеченцами повсюду . Но наивный турист может полюбить эту площадь с трупом ленина.

    • @tjuepptja9808
      @tjuepptja9808 Год назад

      @@larisaalicante3964преувеличение

  • @EgbertWilliams
    @EgbertWilliams 5 лет назад +736

    You just knew that those Marines wouldn't let "American soldiers" pass without a correction.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 лет назад +52

      Yeah, as if it matters, still soldiers

    • @Carlos-wy4on
      @Carlos-wy4on 5 лет назад +129

      Army, they wouldn't have cared. Navy men wouldn't have cared. Airforce wouldn't have cared. Marines......"I'M A FUCKING MARINE!!!!". I love my marine brothers but it's a whole different breed.

    • @Goldie_Roger
      @Goldie_Roger 5 лет назад +46

      it shows how meat-headed the common Marines are that they don't understand the basic logistics of communication requiring 1 general word to encompass every person of every armed forces (soldiers) so normal people don't have to sound off your position and rank every time we're trying to just put together a casual statement or phrase (ie: talking)

    • @EgbertWilliams
      @EgbertWilliams 5 лет назад +50

      @@Goldie_Roger You're a dunce and they knew exactly what they were doing. "Soldier" isn't a generic term, regardless of how it's misused. Sailors are not soldiers. Neither are Marines.

    • @libertyordeath5630
      @libertyordeath5630 4 года назад +29

      @@EgbertWilliams well you had better tell the marine corp in ww1 that marines are not soldiers because they used recruitment posters referring to marines as "soldiers of the sea".
      Also most marines never fight on a ship they fight on land; they are soldiers. Get over it...

  • @begaal9840
    @begaal9840 5 лет назад +49

    Mr. Bald showing his bankruptness at its best ...

  • @ronaldgall5590
    @ronaldgall5590 4 года назад +33

    I seriously cant wait to go to Russia, and i was inspired by you Bald, thank you

  • @aussiesam01
    @aussiesam01 3 года назад +4

    Man, I can't believe you did all that just to avoid a AUD$4 fine! You bring new meaning to the term cheapskate ;-)

  • @superchargeddarkness915
    @superchargeddarkness915 5 лет назад +16

    Great upload. I lived in Moscow when I was 5-7 and I remember that supermarket!!

  • @Muttey2024
    @Muttey2024 5 лет назад +57

    I was worried you were going to be bankrupt again but have just seen 236 Rubles is about 3 quid!!! 😂

    • @BugattiBoy01
      @BugattiBoy01 5 лет назад

      @@720pGoatSoup $3.75 £3 €3.30

    • @chippyconqueror
      @chippyconqueror 5 лет назад

      @@720pGoatSoup and how about you google it

  • @drazen1529
    @drazen1529 5 лет назад +327

    Alternative title "How to risk your life for 3.3 euros in really silly way"

    • @siritio3553
      @siritio3553 5 лет назад

      Russia is not NK, mate. But it doesn't help to see tourists behaving in such a way.

    • @BigDuke6ixx
      @BigDuke6ixx 5 лет назад

      too true. The way it works is you get out of the way of a train and get killed immediately by the one you didn't see.

  • @johnlumb1078
    @johnlumb1078 3 года назад +2

    RUclips sent me to you and I am forever grateful....Love them and your friend is beautiful.

  • @MRDOTASUSEE
    @MRDOTASUSEE 5 лет назад +147

    Ah the beautiful Belarusian girl always makes the videos better

    • @artemkyrychenko3395
      @artemkyrychenko3395 5 лет назад +5

      Shit, the name of video and preview again looks like it was installed on Pornhub

    • @liamcronin8110
      @liamcronin8110 5 лет назад +2

      she is stunning for damn sure

    • @kingspunkbubble
      @kingspunkbubble 5 лет назад

      Babushka waiting to happen.

  • @mcgockman5535
    @mcgockman5535 5 лет назад +140

    Bald, it's crazy to see how big your channel has become. I remember your first video with 40 views and I knew you would become the next big thing. I still have the screenshot 😂

    • @renuxgraffiti
      @renuxgraffiti 5 лет назад

      Send me it

    • @anuragchaudhary341
      @anuragchaudhary341 5 лет назад

      Show us

    • @mockss6475
      @mockss6475 5 лет назад

      AtomicPizza2013 whats his first video

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 5 лет назад +7

      He was featured by another channel with 4m+ subs. As soon as that video was uploaded, his sub count started climbing fast.

    • @Meekerextreme
      @Meekerextreme 5 лет назад +2

      Kinda creepy you took a screen shot of someones channel. Do you want a prize for being creepy?

  • @WisnuAji-Benjamin
    @WisnuAji-Benjamin 5 лет назад +104

    Red square is known for "bridal photo" or "pre-wedding photo" so there is ton of bride take a photos with her husband/fiancee and hope for everlasting relationship
    I know what you did there mr bald, I know

    • @caitlinhamby1289
      @caitlinhamby1289 5 лет назад

      Hahaha

    • @nickjensen4385
      @nickjensen4385 5 лет назад

      i mean if he is stil not with her shame on him man !

    • @sheepieworks4974
      @sheepieworks4974 5 лет назад +2

      @@nickjensen4385 oh they fucking. you can clearly see the way she looks at hi. she also holds his arm when walking through the city.

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 2 года назад +7

    I love Alina's confidence. You'd feel really safe in Russia with her.

  • @Galasholet
    @Galasholet 5 лет назад +14

    Your channel is one of the best things that ever happened to me on RUclips

  • @DrewsAdventuresGo
    @DrewsAdventuresGo 5 лет назад +140

    "You like it? Better than Detroit!" 😂 love ya Bald and Bankrupt

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy 5 лет назад +6

      @@anatolyex Agreed, I was there in January and was disappointed by the gentrification.

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 5 лет назад +2

      @@MsBhappy is it just a bunch of moderately white hipsters opening up shops because they wanna 'improve the community' or are they the type of hipsters that wanna feel cool by living in detroit?

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@MsBhappy or are they not even hipsters and just a bunch of white 13 year olds selling $25 eighths

    • @jayf2717
      @jayf2717 5 лет назад +1

      anatolyex I work In Detroit 2 weeks out of the month. I have to say it is a really cool city alot to see and great food. The suburbs are really cool too.

    • @stanislavl8356
      @stanislavl8356 5 лет назад

      @@jayf2717 never mind, few closed factories, ain't ruin city charisma! just saying

  • @RicArmstrong
    @RicArmstrong 5 лет назад +199

    Such beautiful camera work when she's walking in front of you. 😎