Could You Pass The Russian Gopnik Test?!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @dimsum830
    @dimsum830 5 лет назад +19836

    Look at this western spy assimilating with the locals , great job agent bald

    • @KPlyf
      @KPlyf 5 лет назад +142

      Yesss that's what I think he is!

    • @12bestskater12
      @12bestskater12 5 лет назад +150

      very bald of you

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 5 лет назад +98

      Your gonna get the man killed for real!! lol!! dont let this rumor start you know we got hella bots on the tube!!

    • @a.ortega4505
      @a.ortega4505 5 лет назад +115

      Did they fuck ? She was hot

    • @TheHypernaught
      @TheHypernaught 5 лет назад +24

      @@davidcoleman2463 and I suppose lizard people run the world too?

  • @burianvlad2005
    @burianvlad2005 5 лет назад +3840

    Legend says 9 months later a small gopnik with cheap beer and low quality cigarettes was born

    • @roddevereaux1830
      @roddevereaux1830 5 лет назад +59

      You must smoke Беломорканал cigarette's if you are a real man (Belomorkanal)

    • @jokespot
      @jokespot 5 лет назад +203

      And allegedly he was without hair.

    • @zorin40
      @zorin40 5 лет назад +97

      @@jokespot some joke I heard some time ago said a woman gave birth to a baby Taliban but the daddy taliban refused to accept his paternity saying he has a beard but the baby hasn't. The woman then pointed at her pubic bush and said the baby had a beard but got caught in there when he came out!

    • @laramiller4485
      @laramiller4485 5 лет назад +29

      burianvlad2005 Rumor Also has it that The small Gopnik Will be born bald and Bankrupt.

    • @johnpeter693
      @johnpeter693 5 лет назад +1

      Will not was

  • @mickyarams
    @mickyarams 4 года назад +4369

    This guy is literally on top of the world traveling around with a hot chick with lots of positive energy.

  • @Ivib123
    @Ivib123 2 года назад +309

    I love how Alina doesn’t care about being judged, she’s so carefree. I wanna be like her.

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 2 года назад +4

      is she single

    • @user-pe3lw6py9c
      @user-pe3lw6py9c Год назад +16

      You can be like her, It's up to you

    • @Anonymous-lu7xr
      @Anonymous-lu7xr Год назад +8

      Slavs are carefree anyway

    • @tedwarden1608
      @tedwarden1608 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@anderstermansen130. I think she may have a fella with no hair.

    • @samrosendahl392
      @samrosendahl392 11 месяцев назад +2

      It is wild how chill and sweet slavic girls are versus the impression and demeanor they appear to have from the outside. Their like an ice cream cone with warm fudge on the inside.

  • @Scofco
    @Scofco 5 лет назад +233

    Ever watch a video and not realize you're smiling until you stop smiling? This video started my day off right.

    • @dumdumdumbest834
      @dumdumdumbest834 5 лет назад +1

      Mein to comp

    • @Mimeniia
      @Mimeniia 5 лет назад +10

      Its called the Bald effect.

    • @Reactx309
      @Reactx309 5 лет назад

      I always watch with a straight smile until the video ends, I realise it lol.

  • @mrdanpants
    @mrdanpants 5 лет назад +1059

    Watching a middle aged English man parade like a gopnik warms my heart

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 5 лет назад +11

      In many countries, it is unacceptable to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

    • @TECHNOBIOTIC
      @TECHNOBIOTIC Год назад

      Hahahah

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt Год назад +4

      Would have been more fun if they ran into some real hardcore Gopniks. lol

    • @BizVerseTv
      @BizVerseTv Год назад

      loose pants

  • @stefanpalii5625
    @stefanpalii5625 5 лет назад +332

    he literaly asked the shopkeeper '' where are the gopnik clothes?'' :DDD i'm dead

  • @lukemiller1385
    @lukemiller1385 2 года назад +616

    Seriously, Alina seems like she is the perfect travel adventure companion.

    • @errolG68
      @errolG68 2 года назад +15

      Alina is great, keep her as your travelling companion .

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 2 года назад +18

      is she single

    • @g1rthquakey
      @g1rthquakey 2 года назад +25

      @@anderstermansen130 bruh

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 2 года назад +15

      @@g1rthquakey Hallo is she single or what

    • @fbi9965
      @fbi9965 2 года назад +8

      But not for Afghanistan

  • @4Poundjellybean
    @4Poundjellybean 5 лет назад +402

    What a fun girl, she isn't even plugging her social media or anything. Just a good friend teaching you how to be a gopnik lol!

    • @Guillaume548
      @Guillaume548 5 лет назад +8

      @Alien dogshit things people think it's cool

    • @sergiotheg13
      @sergiotheg13 5 лет назад +16

      @Alien its the thing your on right now

    • @BeautyVain
      @BeautyVain 5 лет назад +26

      @Alien It is. RUclips is a creative outlet in the space of social media, so yes, it counts.

    • @sudhisvlog7414
      @sudhisvlog7414 5 лет назад +3

      She looks like a drug addict.

    • @BeautyVain
      @BeautyVain 5 лет назад +3

      ​@Alien Of course you can. Just like other social medias there are factors of gratification: likes, comments, subsciptions.. they all contribute to the gratification the person uploading the video receives. now whether or not it is for their self-image based on looks is entirely dependable on the video's niche. And we know how diverse RUclips is as a platform.

  • @TheAAOinfin
    @TheAAOinfin 5 лет назад +13149

    This slavic girl is definitely an upgrade from that gay Norwegian guy you were dating in India.

  • @TheKeranor
    @TheKeranor 5 лет назад +247

    Time to become bankrupt and loose all my hair, learn some russian and bam! All the ladies are interested. Well, if you are as charismatic as Mr. Bald, that is... the madlad gopnic :D
    Sending respect from Germany!

    • @GuerrierJulius
      @GuerrierJulius 5 лет назад +22

      That guy was a complete stranger with less than 1000 suscribers 6 month ago..

    • @GuerrierJulius
      @GuerrierJulius 5 лет назад +3

      @@Tesstickles101 mmh quite a naïve statement.. baldr is cold as ice and scores hundred of millions views..

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 5 лет назад +3

      @@GuerrierJulius do you not think that is the case for you and not him? its evident many only like him for his characteristics and the way he can be positive and yet comedic whilst in the middle of nowhere.

    • @GuerrierJulius
      @GuerrierJulius 5 лет назад

      @@Dockhead ??!.. I was answering a comment sayin how charismatic bald is..

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 5 лет назад

      @@GuerrierJulius oh im sorry i completely mis understood your response.

  • @TheGeorgeous
    @TheGeorgeous 3 года назад +52

    Alina and this video brought a lot of joy to many people

  • @munynbrook5334
    @munynbrook5334 5 лет назад +403

    Alina is so sweet, charming and funny af ... 😂
    Salute to her presence of mind !

    • @northstar92
      @northstar92 5 лет назад +12

      So sweet! Her smile is infinitely endearing

    • @adoselimovic5664
      @adoselimovic5664 5 лет назад +18

      *virginity intensifies*

    • @jackfahy2283
      @jackfahy2283 5 лет назад +3

      @@northstar92 and her laugh

    • @AlexJanssen
      @AlexJanssen 5 лет назад +3

      She is adorable

    • @AlexJanssen
      @AlexJanssen 5 лет назад

      Does she have a YT channel or Twitter?

  • @anttam117
    @anttam117 4 года назад +2743

    "I'm with my friend Elina..."
    Yeah, "friend" Elina. Right... ;)

    • @JW-ks3wq
      @JW-ks3wq 4 года назад +123

      I thought bald had a misses and kids

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 4 года назад +97

      @@JW-ks3wq And? Lol.

    • @JW-ks3wq
      @JW-ks3wq 4 года назад +33

      fieldy409 yeah FairPlay lol

    • @Ganslit
      @Ganslit 4 года назад +65

      Alina not Elina

    • @Rizzantine
      @Rizzantine 4 года назад +237

      13:57 definitely not a friend

  • @Ca11mero
    @Ca11mero 5 лет назад +629

    HAHAH that that soldier dude didn't give a shit :D

    • @OriginalDimascus
      @OriginalDimascus 5 лет назад +36

      I don't give a $#!t, I looked too. Alina is smokin

    • @SaaBAroS
      @SaaBAroS 5 лет назад +15

      but you know Mr bald is getting it 💀

    • @johandevries879
      @johandevries879 5 лет назад +3

      Wtf is a " gopnik"??? Lol

    • @justing2836
      @justing2836 4 года назад

      That is so Gopnik of him.

  • @stevo091
    @stevo091 3 года назад +488

    My wife is Ukrainian , and very well educated. When I met her in Turkey she was wearing Adidas Top and Trainers.. Maybe she was a Gopnik. Oh and she knew how to open a bottle with a lighter🤔
    Bald and Alina , your video blogs are hilarious. Hopefully we see more of Alina soon.

    • @dilara13
      @dilara13 3 года назад +1

      From where in Turkey

    • @stevo091
      @stevo091 3 года назад +4

      @@dilara13
      Antalya

    • @raveltherapy6884
      @raveltherapy6884 3 года назад +11

      Everybody including myself that goes to turkey learns that lighter trick! I learned it from some Turkish guys at the Istanbul airport. Lol! So funny…

    • @Edis12121
      @Edis12121 2 года назад +12

      You are not eastern european if you cant open bottle with lighter lol

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 2 года назад +1

      you imported hr because of the "war" and its called gopnitsa not gopnik

  • @sumiskam
    @sumiskam 5 лет назад +363

    Mr. Bald got gopniked by an undercover gopnik, he ended up paying for the cigarette which he bummed. lmao

    • @LulaJake
      @LulaJake 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnwayne8494 but I've only got two left!

  • @TmanT321
    @TmanT321 5 лет назад +6637

    The babushkas found you a wife ah?

  • @Liquid_Truth
    @Liquid_Truth 5 лет назад +2103

    the energy boost that comes from hanging with hot girls is CLEARLY undeniable.

    • @morganfreeman5171
      @morganfreeman5171 5 лет назад +46

      you forgot the boose factor lol

    • @DC-df6hc
      @DC-df6hc 5 лет назад +126

      So true. Ugly bitches just really drag you down

    • @pectoralis1565
      @pectoralis1565 4 года назад +85

      You got it WRONG mister. Bald has had this energy since day one. He is the one doing the boosting here.

    • @somebody9825
      @somebody9825 4 года назад +5

      Shut up I don't give a shit how thirsty you are

    • @413.
      @413. 4 года назад +20

      Thats called the power of pussy.. Vikings had a saying that went: one female pubic hair can pull a thousand ships

  • @jackuzi8252
    @jackuzi8252 3 года назад +201

    I did my "pretend gopnik" thing in the late 90s/early 00s--when there were still lots of real ones around. Beer was drunk from 2-liter bottles, using a plastic cup to drink it. Doing the squat with your heels on the ground is a challenge--I guess it helps if you start in childhood. As he said, "Heels on ground, comrade found. Heels in sky, western spy."

    • @yodapower11
      @yodapower11 3 года назад +7

      U used a cup ... pathetic 🤣 greetings from Croatia 😎

    • @nicka33
      @nicka33 3 года назад +6

      @@yodapower11 yeah right, gotta drink from the bottle

    • @gucciprison7640
      @gucciprison7640 Год назад +2

      It's not hard, unless you're a little too heavy. Can speak from experience lol

    • @luislongoria6621
      @luislongoria6621 Год назад

      I keep seeing The Beastie Boys and maybe Pete Davidson

  • @RoverVagabond88
    @RoverVagabond88 5 лет назад +316

    For the first time in Minsk gopnik says: "Privet", "Spasibo". Citizens are shocked.

    • @Yahgtulah
      @Yahgtulah 5 лет назад +2

      Why they are shocked?

    • @dab1732
      @dab1732 5 лет назад +32

      @@Yahgtulah because a gopnik is not welcoming

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 5 лет назад +16

      @@Yahgtulah probably because of unexpected politeness.

    • @efka5905
      @efka5905 5 лет назад +5

      They say Zdarova pituh then spits on the floor

    • @dude-jk2hn
      @dude-jk2hn 5 лет назад +1

      @@Yahgtulah Because they usually say swear words

  • @wanderingspirit7021
    @wanderingspirit7021 5 лет назад +634

    Mr. Bald is a treasure. Your vids are far better than anything on any travel channel on TV.
    BTW-More Alina in more of your vids,please.

    • @alb0infern047
      @alb0infern047 5 лет назад +25

      Yes, more Alina. She's adorable. Take her with you lol..

    • @hassymiia6267
      @hassymiia6267 5 лет назад +7

      I agree. Mr Bald on fire with these eastern European videos. I wonder how he learnt Russian language.
      Really enjoyable, entertaining vlogs of this series in Eastern European countries. Mr Bald is more at home. I thought in India his humour, ways didnt go with the surroundings and people. Obviously for obvious reasons as it’s in india. Here mr Bald videos suits well

    • @akimbo5u
      @akimbo5u 5 лет назад +1

      @@hassymiia6267 his ex wife was eastern european. and he has a video on how he learned. he basically memorized as many words as he could

    • @willmartin1837
      @willmartin1837 2 года назад +7

      Yup! And they are Married now!
      Hoping they stay together…
      ✌️❤️🌴

    • @caseyanderson2222
      @caseyanderson2222 2 года назад +1

      @@willmartin1837 ! whaaaat. Lucky dude

  • @terenty6164
    @terenty6164 5 лет назад +152

    What can I say? The soldiers weren't too wrong on Alina's figure. Welcome back to Minsk, Mr. Bald

  • @robertnarmstrongjr3920
    @robertnarmstrongjr3920 3 года назад +17

    Alina is beautiful! You are a lucky man just to know her and to have these experiences with her. All the best Alina. I'm sorry if the break up of the Soviet Union affected you and your family in a painful way.

  • @MrGlennJohnsen
    @MrGlennJohnsen 5 лет назад +216

    "Most dangerous part of Minsk, look at this dangerous underpass."
    meets some friendly guys playing the Accordian, super dangerous!

    • @nunyabizness199
      @nunyabizness199 5 лет назад +2

      Oh ya, they're scarry alright...Where do I sign up...😀

    • @Homestyle2340
      @Homestyle2340 5 лет назад +9

      I live in Vienna/Austria one of the highest living standard cities in the world and i think here is more dangerous than minsk! hahaha 😜

    • @Miquelalalaa
      @Miquelalalaa 5 лет назад +2

      Aaron Vorne Minsk needs more African immigrants

    • @threetwo6055
      @threetwo6055 5 лет назад +7

      And they even play jewish music

    • @dimesonhiseyes9134
      @dimesonhiseyes9134 5 лет назад +1

      That's how they get you.

  • @rickbarrington
    @rickbarrington 5 лет назад +180

    Damn Alina is easy on the eye. Hope to see more of her on your adventures. Gopniks for Life!

  • @BasedStreetRacer
    @BasedStreetRacer 5 лет назад +170

    Mr. Bald: Walks into the store*
    “The style, the decorations, the signs, nothings changed since the Soviet Union. Amazing”

  • @antonlestevo8273
    @antonlestevo8273 3 года назад +75

    Elaina needs her own channel..she's stunning I'd watch her definitely, she's Mesmerising

    • @oldscout80
      @oldscout80 3 года назад +12

      I've been wanting her back for along time. Guess it's not going to happen. Bald won't tell us anything about what happened to her. I want to know!
      Or at least to know that she's O K , and see some pictures of her and that big beautiful smile.

    • @TheMhannah100
      @TheMhannah100 3 года назад +1

      Onlyfans??

    • @themoonfleesthroughclouds
      @themoonfleesthroughclouds 3 года назад +6

      @@TheMhannah100 what is wrong with you

  • @wilfulsprite555
    @wilfulsprite555 5 лет назад +357

    More Alina please!

    • @jesscast5122
      @jesscast5122 5 лет назад +5

      @Master Robotnik LOL Jealous Rusky............. Cannot get PUSSY!! then a FOREIGNER just comes and takes it..................axaxaxa......

    • @user-rc2cb7vq2n
      @user-rc2cb7vq2n 5 лет назад +3

      B

    • @MAGNUMMASTER7
      @MAGNUMMASTER7 5 лет назад +7

      Not only pretty, also has a heart of gold!

    • @bernie7274
      @bernie7274 5 лет назад

      @Master Robotnik your gay and fat

  • @followthesun2115
    @followthesun2115 5 лет назад +70

    I have no idea what I just watched. But I enjoyed every second of it.

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  5 лет назад +31

      I have no idea what I just made but I had fun making it)

  • @arxangel07
    @arxangel07 Год назад +4

    Суперское видео. Алина так вообще покорила мое сердечко) Теперь думаю поехать в Беларусь

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 лет назад +221

    My favorite travel RUclipsr!
    *Approved by Professional Gopnik*

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 5 лет назад +9

      I have tears in my eyes right now. Family reunion wibes, well except, that you aren't a family :)

    • @meladath5181
      @meladath5181 5 лет назад +1

      Western Spy?

    • @deamooz9810
      @deamooz9810 5 лет назад +6

      Omg it's the one and only professional gopnik

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 5 лет назад +4

      I mean it's no life of Boris but if professional gopnik approves then you're in business

    • @frequ2740
      @frequ2740 5 лет назад +1

      Ayyy :D

  • @allangooge2840
    @allangooge2840 5 лет назад +295

    Mr Bald. You get the pretty ladies. She was a lot of fun. 👍🏻

  • @studentofthegr8art
    @studentofthegr8art 5 лет назад +120

    "Heels in sky, a western spy."
    "Heels on the ground, a true comrade has been found. " - old Gopnik proverb
    also that reference to 'the shining'

    • @cashox4
      @cashox4 5 лет назад +2

      what reference is that, im curious, enlighten me ?

    • @68404
      @68404 5 лет назад +5

      And heels behind the ears...a great night

  • @tvoyodelo2858
    @tvoyodelo2858 3 года назад +51

    14:11. I am dying with laughter. I also have to give credit to Lev: his knowledge of gopnik culture was outstanding

  • @Daradajee
    @Daradajee 5 лет назад +3084

    The chick has suddenly attracted all the Indians back to your channel😜

  • @foekist7312
    @foekist7312 3 года назад +2077

    Alina is a whole lotta fun. You gotta love a beautiful woman that doesn't take herself too seriously.

    • @billsemenoff
      @billsemenoff 3 года назад +65

      Yes, where's Alina youtube, would rather watch that one tbh

    • @nasseryousif1222
      @nasseryousif1222 3 года назад +45

      I think she's amazing 🤣

    • @churn_diesel
      @churn_diesel 3 года назад +8

      Until Cuba 😔

    • @draydengee9060
      @draydengee9060 3 года назад +6

      @@churn_diesel ? What happend in Cuba?

    • @churn_diesel
      @churn_diesel 3 года назад +80

      @@draydengee9060 She just acted like she didn't want the camera on and was pissed at Bald most of the time. She forgot what pays the bills, I guess.

  • @saimahmad8592
    @saimahmad8592 4 года назад +2322

    Its funny how Mr. Bald forgets he is bankrupt when he is with a girl... “keep the change” 🤣

    • @calebb4782
      @calebb4782 4 года назад +111

      He remembered when he saw that big box of chips.

    • @saimahmad8592
      @saimahmad8592 4 года назад +72

      @@calebb4782 its called Selective Amnesia which kicks in when he is with a girl.

    • @frog382
      @frog382 4 года назад +82

      Yea... Bankrupt with 2,5 mil subs XD

    • @connorc4044
      @connorc4044 4 года назад +19

      @@frog382 he would’ve made about 5k of this video alone

    • @justateenager3181
      @justateenager3181 4 года назад +4

      @@connorc4044 5k euros🤯

  • @ryanward7439
    @ryanward7439 2 года назад +14

    Brilliant - you guys have so much fun!! Keep up the good work

  • @Munirs1998
    @Munirs1998 5 лет назад +295

    Love Alina! She's always smiling and funny! She needs to do her own RUclips channel. Say hi, Bald! Good vid!

    • @nicub
      @nicub 5 лет назад +50

      These eastern europe girls are amazing, comparing to the depressed or posh western womens

    • @Chocokakke
      @Chocokakke 5 лет назад

      @@nicub oh buddy come on down to Dublin, still livin the emo club life. Enough angst to make mcr go on tour again

    • @alb0infern047
      @alb0infern047 5 лет назад +3

      @@rotwart Why are you hating on this woman lol, what did she do to you? Is it because she's pretty enough to be featured on a bald and bankrupt video, unlike you.

    • @3rdvoidmen594
      @3rdvoidmen594 5 лет назад +2

      @@rotwart Owwww....She jealous af.

    • @alexashikhmin1304
      @alexashikhmin1304 5 лет назад

      WE NEED MORE GOPNICS MILORD :D

  • @furkanunlukaplan3381
    @furkanunlukaplan3381 5 лет назад +357

    6/10 .
    Pros: Perfect wife material for Vova, real gopnik hours, fun and entertaining.
    Cons: Not enough vodka, not a single modified VolksWagen (or Lada).

  • @waynesway8586
    @waynesway8586 5 лет назад +700

    Love how Bald just calls out those soldiers in front of everyone! Hahahaaa no cares

    • @waynesway8586
      @waynesway8586 5 лет назад +28

      L F 😂 calm down. Sat on the internet calling people idiots over nothing... The fact you think Bald might reply to you when you’re rude to people in his comments shows how non observant you are. He’s a decent guy and only replies to positivity. No room for negative people.

    • @HappyHimitsu
      @HappyHimitsu 5 лет назад +2

      @L F I don't think he set it up at all lol. Also, I'm a *very* observant person.

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 5 лет назад +3

      @@gmkzilla7655 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @schrodingersferret4092
      @schrodingersferret4092 5 лет назад +10

      In Belarus the joke is every 3rd person is a conscript or a policeman, they all have to do national service. The guys in uniform probably had no more interest being a soldier than their Babushka has. Most of them are very young and going through the motions, as evidence by their shyness. Belarus is a fun place.

    • @lehtveys
      @lehtveys 5 лет назад

      @@Янка-ъ8й yeah, absolutely different countries with the same gopniks

  • @WilliamImhof
    @WilliamImhof 3 года назад +10

    Wow, you two make a great team. Looks like so much fun. Cheers.

  • @FahrCray
    @FahrCray 5 лет назад +163

    I have to say, your recent videos of Moldova and Belarus are some of the best you've made so far! I enjoyed them a lot!

  • @Smokjab
    @Smokjab 5 лет назад +269

    Notification squad, My fav youtuber. Much love from Poland

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  5 лет назад +28

      Cheers my Polish bro.

    • @kasof1169
      @kasof1169 5 лет назад +5

      bald and bankrupt ever thought of visiting Poland maybe?

    • @Smokjab
      @Smokjab 5 лет назад +2

      @0 0 dont Wear adidas and Wear every tracksuit they can buy lmao

    • @TaastyTom
      @TaastyTom 5 лет назад +1

      How about notification squat?

    • @mordapl1641
      @mordapl1641 5 лет назад +1

      @0 0 they tend to be more violent and are usually also football hooligans

  • @_6079SMITH
    @_6079SMITH 5 лет назад +263

    😂😂😂, never, ever ever ever ever ever change your style of documenting where you go man. You look at the sterile travel pish you get on the telly and it's like WTF. You guys do it so we'll and totally natural.
    Man I love eastern Europe...
    And the girls..... ♨️

    • @mr.mystery9338
      @mr.mystery9338 5 лет назад +3

      Not all true. There is also the occasional whales but not feminists at least

    • @_6079SMITH
      @_6079SMITH 5 лет назад +1

      @@mr.mystery9338
      😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @zaimbarjoyai8433
    @zaimbarjoyai8433 3 года назад +4

    this is hands down the best video on youtube!!

  • @SD_7878
    @SD_7878 5 лет назад +273

    This is literally very rare for me to watch a complete entire 20 minutes video.
    And I watched all of it.
    This shows how much of a good youtuber you've grown into since your India trip.
    We miss you Mr. Bald. But no need to hurry, we are enjoying your charisma here. 😄

  • @zabifaqiri4192
    @zabifaqiri4192 5 лет назад +306

    Alina is so cool... added so much spice to your already funny videos ... lucky to have her company

    • @ËCXATOC
      @ËCXATOC 5 лет назад +7

      Btw gopnics smoke spice they forgot about this important detail lol

    • @teamistro5270
      @teamistro5270 5 лет назад +2

      Mark Kliasviks that is why Slavic parties never stop

    • @blueaeagle11
      @blueaeagle11 5 лет назад

      Mark Kliasviks where does he find these cool ladies?

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 5 лет назад

      I don't like her. She makes me jealous cause she's so hot and I've never had a girlfriend.

    • @blueaeagle11
      @blueaeagle11 5 лет назад +1

      TFrills if you’re from America just move here you’ll have no problem.

  • @icbi_fuzy2181
    @icbi_fuzy2181 5 лет назад +357

    honestly man this was one of the funniest and most entartaining vlogs i ever watched on RUclips! Keep up the work good work Mr. Bald!

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  5 лет назад +82

      Glad you liked it, especially since I wasn't going to upload it because of the cringe factor at some points.

    • @idroolt6999
      @idroolt6999 5 лет назад +20

      @@baldandbankrupt You made a good choice uploading it. Had a smile the whole time while watching.

    • @dragenmaster5385
      @dragenmaster5385 5 лет назад +26

      @@baldandbankrupt cringiest funniest video i ever watched thank you so much for uploading it, probably the only thing that made me laugh this whole week

    • @beefchampion2792
      @beefchampion2792 3 года назад +3

      @@baldandbankrupt It was funny and cheerful. More of this type of videos are needed in the world! :)

  • @CyrusGris
    @CyrusGris 3 года назад +3

    Pretty new to this channel but im falling in love with Alina already...Shes so cool and beautiful. Makes me want to learn Russian now lol 😂

  • @Boris.Borislav
    @Boris.Borislav 5 лет назад +92

    The best quality slav content I ever seen
    Heels down when gopniks around !🇧🇾
    Привет from Romania !🇷🇴

    • @boiadedios
      @boiadedios 5 лет назад +2

      Nisioi Constantin in Romania cocalar

    • @padrian6298
      @padrian6298 5 лет назад

      @@boiadedios :))

    • @Boris.Borislav
      @Boris.Borislav 5 лет назад

      @@boiadedios Nu înțeleg la ce te referi

    • @AndreiMelnicMYLAND
      @AndreiMelnicMYLAND 5 лет назад +1

      Nisioi Constantin salut😄🔥🔥🔥

    • @sentientbeing9781
      @sentientbeing9781 5 лет назад +1

      @@Boris.Borislav Gopnik pe la ei e echivalentul cocalarilor de la noi.

  • @chewadadu2511
    @chewadadu2511 3 года назад +1459

    ROTFL 4:30. I like how they aren't even mad about being called out. "these guys just checked out your ass" the guys in question, "Yep, we sure did!"

    • @jozefhorniak8191
      @jozefhorniak8191 3 года назад +126

      and she liked it also!

    • @NeverlandSystemAngel
      @NeverlandSystemAngel 3 года назад +75

      I am sure that she's used to it, as cute as she is.
      Not saying it's right or wrong... just that it's certainly common.

    • @Sheldon_55
      @Sheldon_55 3 года назад +51

      They said truth, why would they be mad? Nice ass is a nice ass ☝️

    • @Ultranium1
      @Ultranium1 3 года назад +66

      Real men don't snitch on each other.

    • @Boomproof
      @Boomproof 3 года назад +9

      wha a yu geh?

  • @mottoloveurlala
    @mottoloveurlala 5 лет назад +685

    He went to russia, visited unknown countries, drank vodka out of a tin can found on a nuclear fall out site, share his vodka with a son a his mom, got a ride on a Lada... and now the absolute CHAD HAS A WAIFU !!!! Mr Bald you are the only one capable of defeating Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet ..

    • @cachenko
      @cachenko 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 5 лет назад +40

      Sintetic Belarus*
      call my country Russia one more time and I’m going sicko mode

    • @Ledut-in-YT
      @Ledut-in-YT 5 лет назад +5

      @@placeholder8768 Russia

    • @musikkritik6316
      @musikkritik6316 5 лет назад +4

      It's belarus man

    • @jancukasu
      @jancukasu 5 лет назад

      @@placeholder8768 so how is sicko mode I wonder, since our good lad @Libra here has done us the favor?

  • @ilTroubadori
    @ilTroubadori 3 года назад +14

    I love this guy, I did a lot of travelling around the continent and playing guitar on the street when I was young..brings back great memories 😊

  • @droplinewriterhyme
    @droplinewriterhyme 5 лет назад +309

    "Where are the gopniks?"
    "We are the gopniks."
    lmao

    • @ihaveacar
      @ihaveacar 5 лет назад +10

      Lol I didn't even notice the random dude had Adidas pants on until he said that.

    • @yerrrrr2787
      @yerrrrr2787 5 лет назад +4

      Weedz420 adidas is like their gang symbol lmao

    • @begonethot7722
      @begonethot7722 5 лет назад +2

      @@yerrrrr2787 So it's like Cowboy boots to a Super puncher

  • @monkeypolicd
    @monkeypolicd 4 года назад +1161

    Love how Alina is always smiling.

    • @theShaunus
      @theShaunus 4 года назад +30

      Very un-russian behaviour, what! Niet ruskiye 🤡

    • @monkeypolicd
      @monkeypolicd 4 года назад +11

      @@theShaunus yes must be captured on sight.

    • @monkeypolicd
      @monkeypolicd 4 года назад +15

      Straight to the gulag, capture alina asap.

    • @lilromeos619
      @lilromeos619 4 года назад +32

      Because she's high/drunk af

    • @mdma4202
      @mdma4202 4 года назад

      Nee

  • @sovietelectioncollidingtro6231
    @sovietelectioncollidingtro6231 5 лет назад +236

    Dude this is next level stuff. I have binge watched all of your videos and I'm envious of all the funny and interesting things you have experienced.

    • @Demon_Umbreon0666
      @Demon_Umbreon0666 5 лет назад

      I feel the same way. QwQ
      But my excuse to not be rolling around eastern europe is that I'm underaged. I might do it when I'm older, but dunno.

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 5 лет назад +1

      Your username is next level, for sure.

    • @slax4884
      @slax4884 5 лет назад +1

      The trick is to have a positive fun loving vibe and a fantastic command of Russian and being a tall guy with a smile too

    • @yournightmare6072
      @yournightmare6072 5 лет назад +4

      Well it's not as much fun as it looks. They put on smiles for the camera but there's many miserable & boring times which are obviously edited out of the vlogs.

    • @slax4884
      @slax4884 5 лет назад +1

      @@yournightmare6072 yeah but that's true of life as well

  • @carl5536
    @carl5536 2 года назад +1

    I love it cause she's a happy person and I'm sure she's so fun to hang out with lol... Plus she's so cute and I love it cause she smiles alot, that brings out her inner beauty...

  • @keithmcmahan5649
    @keithmcmahan5649 5 лет назад +120

    Cheers, from a 70 yr. old Gopnick in Ohio, usa.

  • @makleris1984
    @makleris1984 4 года назад +268

    I see man in his early 40’s and enjoying life , I’m so happy for people when they realise that they can’t take anything with them when they die , only you take your experience with you ...

    • @LizardYup
      @LizardYup 4 года назад +15

      I think he's 46, it's never too late to travel or see the world, make new experiences etc. the contrary is just what society wants us to believe

    • @ma2000
      @ma2000 4 года назад +4

      The best comment of the day!

    • @alt0v14
      @alt0v14 3 года назад +4

      Unfortunately you take nothing...

    • @normal909
      @normal909 3 года назад +1

      Fuck off u emo bastard

    • @oatlord
      @oatlord 3 года назад +4

      Lol you're acting like he doesn't have another 30 years of life

  • @ChPetru
    @ChPetru 5 лет назад +1260

    Heels on the ground, comrade found! Heels in the sky, American spy!!

  • @tomleigh7478
    @tomleigh7478 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hands down, being genuinely serious - This is my favourite video on the whole of the RUclips. The entire thing.
    I honestly watch it every couple of weeks. Each and every time I love it that little bit more.
    Proper cool and proper fun.
    Alina chick is simply the best.
    Fantastic work I doft my cap 💙✌🏽

  • @sweetplaces
    @sweetplaces 5 лет назад +721

    3:49 after meeting russian hottie Bald and BANKRUPT becomes: "Take it, I don't need change"

    • @n0n3st0p
      @n0n3st0p 5 лет назад +2

      hahahahahahaha

    • @321CatboxWA
      @321CatboxWA 5 лет назад +1

      ya hahahahaha

    • @doremondubber8583
      @doremondubber8583 5 лет назад +4

      Public agent😂😂

    • @andrewkazakevich8611
      @andrewkazakevich8611 5 лет назад +8

      @Fili_rami meh, as a belorussian I can assure you it's 99% the same and you always can interchange the word belorussian with the word russian, but not the other way around lol

    • @andrewkazakevich8611
      @andrewkazakevich8611 5 лет назад

      @Fili_rami nah, we're gonna build our own one with blackjack and ladies =p

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 лет назад +340

    You passed, that means you get my approval.
    *Approved by Professional Gopnik*

    • @Martina-Kosicanka
      @Martina-Kosicanka 5 лет назад +18

      Professional Gopnik! What a recognition for Mr. Bald

    • @inactive859
      @inactive859 5 лет назад +1

      Professional Gopnik I saw ur from Latvia well greetings from Lithuania

    • @inactive859
      @inactive859 5 лет назад

      GROVE STREET SAMP ARCHER ?

    • @grovestreetsamparcher8479
      @grovestreetsamparcher8479 5 лет назад

      @@inactive859 бутылка балтики и чипсы со вкусом лака+лука

    • @inactive859
      @inactive859 5 лет назад

      GROVE STREET SAMP ARCHER I ain't Russian I'm Lithuanian

  • @DaBoomz13
    @DaBoomz13 5 лет назад +87

    1 ruble and you get a bag full of semechki?
    Heaven.

    • @CuoreSportivo
      @CuoreSportivo 5 лет назад +7

      belarussian ruble tho, which means half a dollar or so.
      on second thought, yeah that's cheap.

    • @hippiemuslim
      @hippiemuslim 5 лет назад +3

      I guess high demand lowers the cost

  • @MotionLove
    @MotionLove 3 года назад +15

    "Being brutal and gentle at the same time". As a Turk, born in Bulgaria, knowing fluently Russian, this definition sums up my whole life! Long live the Gopniks :)

    • @Warsel
      @Warsel 3 года назад +1

      the gentle part being turkish? (working by exclusion principle here)

    • @MotionLove
      @MotionLove 3 года назад

      @@Warsel Nope, just being from Balkans..

    • @dilara13
      @dilara13 3 года назад

      nerelisiniz

    • @MotionLove
      @MotionLove 3 года назад

      @@dilara13 Silistra..

  • @antiv
    @antiv 5 лет назад +89

    Nice to see that you still haven't fallen into the fancy editing and music trap, well done man. CONTENT > OVER PRODUCTION, always. Much love. Jah rule.

  • @ealingbroadway2000
    @ealingbroadway2000 3 года назад +258

    This woman is right up everyone’s street, such a beauty

  • @sp4823
    @sp4823 5 лет назад +698

    Me: Mom can we get a gopnik.
    Mom: We have a gopnik at home.
    Gopnik at home: 10:10

  • @genevicius
    @genevicius 2 года назад +4

    Years ago, as a language student, I was three times in Minsk. Such fond memories! Thanks for sharing!

  • @richardjones8546
    @richardjones8546 5 лет назад +577

    In fact, find somebody who looks at you the way this chick looks at Mr Bald.

    • @samahita-vca
      @samahita-vca 5 лет назад +14

      The way Alina looks at him at 19:39 is just so cute and adorable

    • @jeremyiwanyszyn2063
      @jeremyiwanyszyn2063 5 лет назад +38

      Right bro she definitely wants him. She's fucking gorgeous and a flipping awesome personality

    • @nn4151
      @nn4151 5 лет назад +52

      @@samahita-vca thats how i look at everything after a few beers

    • @Wishdom-j3b
      @Wishdom-j3b 5 лет назад

      @@nn4151 lol😂

    • @josephwright3611
      @josephwright3611 5 лет назад +18

      That look says I'm about to get hundreds of dollars from this stupid tourist..

  • @3174jason
    @3174jason 5 лет назад +118

    Nearly 500,000 veiws so far.. I think you need to stay making videos with this lady here.

  • @kizmittschronicles2467
    @kizmittschronicles2467 4 года назад +327

    Yes that girl was a keeper, she's amazing fun.

    • @pir3lli261.5
      @pir3lli261.5 3 года назад +9

      Simp

    • @agpfans3072
      @agpfans3072 3 года назад +31

      @@pir3lli261.5 stfu neek don’t be mad at other people as they’re attracted to girls I know you’re gay

    • @janivercoulen2570
      @janivercoulen2570 3 года назад +4

      @@agpfans3072 Simp

    • @mm764
      @mm764 3 года назад

      @@agpfans3072 ok but calm down a bit

    • @Diminisherrr
      @Diminisherrr 3 года назад

      @@agpfans3072 aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaah

  • @rohanchoudhury8043
    @rohanchoudhury8043 3 года назад +1

    Her cuteness overload ..She is a pure cutiepie ....Sending hugs & love to Alina

  • @FloofersFX
    @FloofersFX 4 года назад +303

    6:17
    And here, we see Mr Bald feeding semechki to a wild Gopnik offspring that strayed away from his pack.
    Gaining his trust, the Gopnik offspring shares the wisdom that was passed on by generations.

  • @YayAkiba
    @YayAkiba 5 лет назад +294

    Alina is a keeper. She dances, she gopniks like the best of them. Damn you Eastern European super-hot women!

    • @zuboy4272
      @zuboy4272 5 лет назад +15

      they fit , cause their generations starved

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 5 лет назад

      @ you're sad as fuck, go do something with your life, its cringe.
      what would be funny if i took every comment for evidence and handed it in for cyber police or even passed through to terrorism unit, and had you talked with.

    • @bcrunch
      @bcrunch 5 лет назад +10

      @@Dockhead internet warrior

    • @jayvonwebb4864
      @jayvonwebb4864 5 лет назад +1

      @@Dockhead jesus you're more pathetic than he is. Fucking "cyber police" lmao

    • @giddygone9879
      @giddygone9879 5 лет назад

      isn't she from italy?

  • @AyushSingh-mr5cs
    @AyushSingh-mr5cs 4 года назад +887

    I don't know what's happening but that girl made me watch all 21 minutes of it.

    • @Ziomek0
      @Ziomek0 4 года назад +17

      She looks nice

    • @duckysaral9913
      @duckysaral9913 4 года назад +33

      no wonder india is populous :)

    • @Ziomek0
      @Ziomek0 4 года назад +21

      @@duckysaral9913It is Belarus not India!!

    • @duckysaral9913
      @duckysaral9913 4 года назад +6

      @@Ziomek0 i know

    • @rayge87
      @rayge87 4 года назад

      Right!

  • @LlenadeMalo
    @LlenadeMalo 2 года назад +1

    Alina and Tanya add so much to these videos. Just so much personality.

  • @HendosHustles
    @HendosHustles 5 лет назад +1431

    She's a wee bit easier on the eyeballs than Harald!

    • @dmatt7544
      @dmatt7544 5 лет назад +31

      HENDO SQUARED this made me laugh so damn hard, you genius

    • @Das_Vert
      @Das_Vert 5 лет назад +12

      Yes. Kick Harald to the curb.

    • @GamerDaze-r6n
      @GamerDaze-r6n 5 лет назад +18

      Doesn't look bad for 43 does she.

    • @HendosHustles
      @HendosHustles 5 лет назад

      @@dmatt7544 haha my man!

    • @HendosHustles
      @HendosHustles 5 лет назад +22

      @@GamerDaze-r6n fourty fucking three? no way

  • @KETANRAMTEKE
    @KETANRAMTEKE 5 лет назад +55

    She should start her own travel blog channel! She is so full of life 😊

  • @myrmecologistjp9228
    @myrmecologistjp9228 5 лет назад +78

    Me:*stuying for a test *
    Mr Bald:* uploads video*
    Me:* sees notification and presses video* well, time to have a little break

  • @mattlathrop5930
    @mattlathrop5930 2 года назад +3

    Bald, you and Elincik brought a big smile to my face this morning.

  • @boxing4life410
    @boxing4life410 4 года назад +1058

    She looks like so much fun to travel with

    • @Nbens1
      @Nbens1 4 года назад +65

      ikr i wish i had a girl like her she seems so fun!

    • @aldri346
      @aldri346 4 года назад +59

      @@Nbens1 simp

    • @StickyRig
      @StickyRig 4 года назад +51

      @@aldri346 goofy

    • @yourmomsdildo3938
      @yourmomsdildo3938 4 года назад +19

      @@aldri346 your mom said to play nice.

    • @quietkid52
      @quietkid52 4 года назад +14

      @@Nbens1 Simp (2)

  • @gerryjtierney
    @gerryjtierney 5 лет назад +38

    What a bloody lovely video, big cheesy grin on my mush from start to finish

  • @redscorpions7440
    @redscorpions7440 5 лет назад +1437

    LOL totally different video from you bald,
    That Russian Chick made you 20 years younger

    • @mysterious5019
      @mysterious5019 5 лет назад +27

      @Mentor Tairi you sir made my night haha

    • @saraw6446
      @saraw6446 5 лет назад +20

      She is Belarusian I think

    • @MeMe-dw1sm
      @MeMe-dw1sm 5 лет назад +6

      Looks a bit too young!

    • @wandamiancrucifixplate568
      @wandamiancrucifixplate568 5 лет назад +3

      @Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK that's nothing bro you need to hear the stories about bald behind the scenes. it's crazy. Split roasting women, rape allegations haha this guy's a beast.

    • @rich-xf3sh
      @rich-xf3sh 5 лет назад +2

      Wandamian Crucifixplate no way lol. I guess he was too good to be true 😂

  • @joerippe9731
    @joerippe9731 3 года назад +20

    Don't stop doing what you do. I am no longer able to travel but greatly enjoy seeing all the places you visit. This episode was a lot of fun, best yet. Have you considered traveling to Svalsbard and the Russian village up there?

  • @skull16cr
    @skull16cr 5 лет назад +179

    She is the most beautiful gopnik I've seen. Seriously considering moving to Minsk, i'm not bald or bankrupt tho

    • @Jana-en1ye
      @Jana-en1ye 5 лет назад +8

      If you are not bald and bankrupt u will get a pritier girl than her

    • @skull16cr
      @skull16cr 5 лет назад +4

      @@Jana-en1ye wtf am I doing here then? Time to book a flight ✈

    • @sammaynard2021
      @sammaynard2021 5 лет назад +7

      Neither is bald and bankrupt !! He shaves off the hair on his head and he sure ain't bankrupt !!

    • @SergeyRAD
      @SergeyRAD 5 лет назад +3

      Honestly, usualy gopnik girl weight 15 kg more than Alina, and have much tough manners.

    • @CuoreSportivo
      @CuoreSportivo 5 лет назад +5

      female gopniks are called gopnitsa bruh.

  • @erikandersson6497
    @erikandersson6497 4 года назад +191

    I love Alina she is so beutiful and has such a cool vibe ❤️❤️❤️ Greetings from Sweden

    • @kevintucker3354
      @kevintucker3354 3 года назад +2

      You are right on Erik. She is beautiful and intelligent! ♥️

    • @lololeli
      @lololeli 3 года назад +3

      Perfect girl

  • @AyeJay-fe8pq
    @AyeJay-fe8pq 5 лет назад +172

    she is like a fountain of youth for u bald. i hope u have an everlasting relationship with this gem.

    • @forgetmenots3474
      @forgetmenots3474 5 лет назад +4

      I don't mean to be mean but they look like a mismatch.

    • @crystal.matter
      @crystal.matter 5 лет назад +9

      she's not as young as you'd think

    • @tiwaz9997
      @tiwaz9997 5 лет назад +1

      @@forgetmenots3474 How so?

  • @Kinsman19
    @Kinsman19 2 года назад +2

    I always come back to this video for a good laugh. One of my favorites.

  • @DizzyDigsDeeper
    @DizzyDigsDeeper 5 лет назад +40

    More Belarus videos brother. This is your country. You traveling around there is priceless. Please post more, even boring regular stuff you guys do we want to see.

  • @deepytv
    @deepytv 5 лет назад +93

    You should make a series of this! Whenever you go to a country, for instance Italy, get someone to teach you how to be a real Italian :D

    • @ManleyJzz30
      @ManleyJzz30 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah and find a nice chick to do it with everytime 😂

    • @johnbriggs8327
      @johnbriggs8327 5 лет назад

      Italian Mafia

    • @VarietyGamerChannel
      @VarietyGamerChannel 5 лет назад +1

      @@ManleyJzz30 I have feeling this chick gonna stick around.

  • @fernandomedeiros6423
    @fernandomedeiros6423 5 лет назад +190

    RUSSIAN: you are not one of us
    BALD: HOLD MY BLYAT

  • @XiagraBalls
    @XiagraBalls 2 года назад +7

    God, I wish I could afford to take time off work and do this with you. I'm completely addicted to this channel.

  • @diamonddusk6
    @diamonddusk6 5 лет назад +52

    Bring her everywhere you go from now on please. Y'all would be make a amazing videos together like this one!

  • @chiefbigpooh
    @chiefbigpooh 5 лет назад +40

    This is the video i didnt know i wanted but the video i needed.

    • @jessef88
      @jessef88 5 лет назад

      Not the hero youtube deserves

  • @mordiracaille1257
    @mordiracaille1257 5 лет назад +59

    Dude...I canot believe this channel exist wow...this is so incroyable salut du Québec (Canada french dudes) (:

    • @MrPropane
      @MrPropane 5 лет назад

      Malade!!! Que pense tu de Alina? :p

    • @Warrax22
      @Warrax22 5 лет назад

      @@aryanscience Eh, I mean it's great that we speak French in here, otherwise it would be English everywhere like the rest of Canada, the bills are necessary imo.

  • @mattymcsplatty5440
    @mattymcsplatty5440 3 года назад +8

    Alina is a star. She is funny as hell too. Easy on the eye certainly doesn't hurt too. You two are great together. New to your channel randomly, its not often the cursed algorythm works.