WHAT HAPPENS IF EVERY NIGHT IS A BLOOD MOON?! | 7 Days to Die MEGA EPISODE

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  • Опубликовано: 6 май 2020
  • In a normal game of 7 Days to Die there's a Blood Moon every 7 days... but for Wade's Birthday I decided to give him the best gift of all and make EVERY NIGHT A BLOOD MOON!!
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @juhoflow695
    @juhoflow695 4 года назад +2073

    _Markiplier's song:_
    *T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K*
    *T* is for Two of us traveling together
    *E* is for Everyone loves me
    _"What?"_
    *A* is for Always be there beside you
    *M* is for Mark is trustworthy
    _"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_
    *W* is for Wade he is the best in the world
    *O* is for Orange for the Bengals
    *R* is for raring to go down the road
    _"what was the last letter?" "K"_
    *K* is for you'll be oKay

  • @gabriellockwood2780
    @gabriellockwood2780 4 года назад +2183

    "There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!"
    Is the same energy as;
    "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"

    • @juliannehaidusek4202
      @juliannehaidusek4202 4 года назад +99

      I understand this reference and I am very proud of myself.

    • @julien7196
      @julien7196 4 года назад +5

      @@juliannehaidusek4202 what is it a referance to

    • @ryndoesathing4183
      @ryndoesathing4183 4 года назад +38

      @@julien7196 One of the hand simulators on an island

    • @rockysmith6105
      @rockysmith6105 4 года назад +28

      @@julien7196 Yep, hand sim survival which mark would later solo to victory.

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 4 года назад +15

      Wade is just a very special boi

  • @UncleSamAAAA
    @UncleSamAAAA Год назад +1625

    *before the stream*
    wade: yeah im just looking for something to relax to
    mark: ok, listen, you're gonna laugh

    • @carterround4600
      @carterround4600 7 месяцев назад +21

      Y-you guys playing Uno over there?

    • @audreychalin17
      @audreychalin17 7 месяцев назад

      @@carterround4600”y-you guys playing 7 days to die over there? You guys wanna play the same game at the same like time?”

    • @ActualChrist
      @ActualChrist 6 месяцев назад +5

      Memento mori dude

  • @Uncle_Hargle
    @Uncle_Hargle 2 года назад +2668

    “The worst thing about betrayal is that it doesn’t come from an enemy.”

    • @aronymousboi2786
      @aronymousboi2786 2 года назад +96

      Yeah, that's why it's referred to as a betrayal

    • @BrettAShore
      @BrettAShore 2 года назад +36

      @@aronymousboi2786 Damn that got me.

    • @rhettbaldwin2417
      @rhettbaldwin2417 2 года назад +24

      sun tzu, the art of war

    • @tylerthompson5859
      @tylerthompson5859 Год назад +22

      That's some next level reddit t-shirt quote. I love it.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid Год назад +23

      Worst thing about murder is that someone doesn't get to walk away.

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 4 года назад +515

    Amy: "You killin everybody?"
    Mark: "Killin Wade apparently."
    Amy: "Good Job, Good Job."
    Barbara, is that you?

  • @marcywise1856
    @marcywise1856 4 года назад +1396

    **Amy walks in**
    Mark:"Oh, Hey Amy"
    Amy: "You killing everybody?"
    Mark: "Just Wade."
    Amy: "Good Job. Good job."
    Me: ...👀

  • @Kekedekes
    @Kekedekes 2 года назад +4828

    “The locals seem nice.”
    Wade’s humor is another level.

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 2 года назад +92

      That's something I can imagine a Left 4 Dead character saying

    • @Crims0n9088
      @Crims0n9088 2 года назад +16

      Can I get a timestamp?

    • @Kekedekes
      @Kekedekes 2 года назад +83

      @@Crims0n9088 1:01:11
      I had to watch it all over to find that, but I don’t mind. I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times.

    • @bird_with_knives
      @bird_with_knives 2 года назад +12

      @@Kekedekes thanks, man

    • @iraf.official
      @iraf.official 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @pastnfurious5847
    @pastnfurious5847 2 года назад +1521

    29:18 "We'Re In ThE dEsErT, yOu DiNgUs."
    Cracks me up every time 🤣

    • @hanzha
      @hanzha 2 года назад +28

      The fact i came from a video from that title

    • @AlexGamer-rn2xo
      @AlexGamer-rn2xo 2 года назад +4

      @@hanzha same here

    • @CH51234
      @CH51234 2 года назад +3

      @@AlexGamer-rn2xo same

    • @jessicanirri7321
      @jessicanirri7321 2 года назад +1

      sounds like my daughter @korranirri

    • @airsoftrecap8646
      @airsoftrecap8646 Год назад +1

      I just saw your comment when he said that 😂

  • @archerkuro4158
    @archerkuro4158 4 года назад +2535

    The real tittle is
    "Using Wade's Birthday as an Excuse to put him through Hell"

  • @wakahisasensei
    @wakahisasensei 4 года назад +1444

    “Every night is a blood moon.” -Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fischbach

    • @rockstar292
      @rockstar292 4 года назад +52

      To be fair mark was prepared for it, in this case he's more of a Sadist-

    • @Foreststrike
      @Foreststrike 4 года назад +21

      @@rockstar292 Why do I hear maniacal laughter?

    • @seemslegit614
      @seemslegit614 4 года назад +20

      He is more sadist than masochist Ethan on the other hand

    • @flightreactsfanboi9717
      @flightreactsfanboi9717 4 года назад +1

      Hes neither

    • @memedaddy6189
      @memedaddy6189 4 года назад +1

      666th like.

  • @daveotakuman8933
    @daveotakuman8933 2 года назад +931

    I love how mark just hates on the church saying how bad a spawn it is, when it's the best most defendable chokepoint they find the whole playthrough

    • @AKAalicecullen
      @AKAalicecullen 2 года назад +2

      Churches are just terrible anyway lmao

    • @leadmydayslord4027
      @leadmydayslord4027 2 года назад

      I think uts cause he us atheist

    • @daveotakuman8933
      @daveotakuman8933 2 года назад +30

      @@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 Год назад +3

      @@daveotakuman8933 with one possible problem of getting completely surrounded because of the fact that there's only 1 way out

  • @austinrowan9308
    @austinrowan9308 Год назад +392

    “We’re going to survive; you, me, that zombie over there…” my favorite line.

    • @juliaperry5860
      @juliaperry5860 6 месяцев назад +5

      " We're gonna live" In fact; they did not

    • @Green_Lightning_Games
      @Green_Lightning_Games 3 месяца назад +1

      I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."

    • @Green_Lightning_Games
      @Green_Lightning_Games 3 месяца назад +3

      Forgot the times.
      The first one: 11:13
      The second one: 11:28

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 4 года назад +778

    Wade: "oh my god im so dead"
    Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"?
    Wade: "I panicked."
    Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic."
    Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"

  • @lillyolpin842
    @lillyolpin842 4 года назад +917

    bob wasn't here so mark had to assume the position of "calculated betrayer"

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 4 года назад +24

      Bob? The nice one? Surely not!

    • @stanleyscalf8836
      @stanleyscalf8836 4 года назад +8

      As opposed to Wades "Always betrayer because he's a complete idiot?"

    • @newbaggett
      @newbaggett 4 года назад +14

      As opposed to:
      "Here yah go Mark!"
      "Aw thanks budd-...Wade, this is just vitamins."
      **BRRNG BRRING NOISES IN THE DISTANCE**
      "...Wade?"

  • @moth8638
    @moth8638 2 года назад +528

    I love how Amy came in and did a "are you winning son?" On Mark

  • @Sam-ho5kt
    @Sam-ho5kt 2 года назад +1811

    Amy: are you killing everybody?
    Mark: killing Wade apparently
    Amy: good job, good job

    • @ashleybarnes9343
      @ashleybarnes9343 2 года назад +18

      Literally copied someone's comment from 2 years ago but sure

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 Год назад +65

      @@ashleybarnes9343 first world problems.

    • @elaineschow5700
      @elaineschow5700 Год назад +8

      @@Myuutsuu85 XD

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 6 месяцев назад

      Anyone who cares about copied comments are dumb cause mark has 30 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS

    • @Mudkippropagandamelody
      @Mudkippropagandamelody 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@ashleybarnes9343 don't you think it's possible that maybe- stick with me for a moment- maybe they didn't see it?

  • @miabullafaloni1312
    @miabullafaloni1312 4 года назад +8111

    I love that Amy's version of "ya winnin', son?" Is "you killin everybody?"

  • @hughtran2520
    @hughtran2520 3 года назад +5008

    "We're gonna survive, Right buddy?"
    "...."
    "Buddy?"
    Wade: "Im good. How are you?"

    • @samanthawehrmeister421
      @samanthawehrmeister421 3 года назад +111

      wade does not answer:panik
      he says "im good":kalm
      he says "im good: PANIK

    • @damophobe
      @damophobe 3 года назад +40

      Bethesda NPCs.

    • @bleh1822
      @bleh1822 3 года назад +4

      Yo I do that to some time

    • @braindeadman1829
      @braindeadman1829 2 года назад +2

      I read this just when they said it, perfect timing

    • @Tonsils-micman
      @Tonsils-micman 2 года назад +2

      @@samanthawehrmeister421z

  • @king_carno
    @king_carno 2 года назад +813

    Wade: Mark the birds!
    Mark: That’s your problem man
    Wade: No they’re on you
    Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!!
    Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @blindedace9011
    @blindedace9011 2 года назад +371

    Mark: REPAIR YOUR STUFF
    Wade: *starts singing "Seagulls, Stop It Now!"*

    • @CrossbredManiac
      @CrossbredManiac 5 месяцев назад +1

      Best thing is that a lot of people don't actually get why it's funny 😭

    • @willow8055
      @willow8055 4 месяца назад +1

      classic

  • @destrukto8736
    @destrukto8736 4 года назад +1516

    I was waiting the whole time for Bob to pop in screaming "I'm 89% umbrella!"

    • @copenhagen88b43
      @copenhagen88b43 4 года назад +9

      thats because its an old one that he played and reposted it again 😞

    • @supermariobros9527
      @supermariobros9527 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, ditto. Hopefully it will happen again in a future episode.

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 года назад

      @@supermariobros9527 did you say future episode?

    • @Broman2980
      @Broman2980 10 месяцев назад +5

      Hello the past

    • @Drew-J.H.-Rochester
      @Drew-J.H.-Rochester 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Broman2980 Hello the past.

  • @madmouse1016
    @madmouse1016 4 года назад +2817

    Amy like "you killing everybody?" Has the same vibe as a grandma trying to support her grandson's gaming xD

    • @bonnievoiceactor
      @bonnievoiceactor 4 года назад +141

      It made me think of that "Are you winning, son?" meme XD

    • @natedogg1088
      @natedogg1088 3 года назад +12

      Gamers need support too :D Gooooooo Wade!!!

    • @yellowmelon9402
      @yellowmelon9402 3 года назад +4

      Totally

    • @TDuiker
      @TDuiker 3 года назад +5

      i cant find wades perspective from this stream, like what hes doing all this time :P

    • @danubio79
      @danubio79 3 года назад +7

      @@TDuiker yeah, i wanna see "THE HOUSE"

  • @GKAriell
    @GKAriell 2 года назад +295

    I want a literal walking dead show but with just mark and Wade. I’d legit pay for it. Like. Each episode. Dear god this is great

    • @TheLadyKatt
      @TheLadyKatt 2 года назад +5

      This is gold

    • @meganhausman1443
      @meganhausman1443 4 месяца назад +1

      @GKAriell have you seen the Walking Dead episode of Drunk Minecraft? It’s so dumb. It’s one of my favorites. 😂

  • @neonsucgang3995
    @neonsucgang3995 2 года назад +236

    11:16 the way wade said "THERE IS A SURPRISE" is just hilarious

  • @vilmosdibuz4408
    @vilmosdibuz4408 4 года назад +5864

    Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.

    • @liconytegaming421
      @liconytegaming421 4 года назад +88

      Vilmos Dibuz is this some kind of further in the video joke i don’t understand

    • @nitro_shark1170
      @nitro_shark1170 4 года назад +59

      @@liconytegaming421 yes

    • @nitro_shark1170
      @nitro_shark1170 4 года назад +62

      @@liconytegaming421 there is some really funny moments so stick till the end :)

    • @spurka8837
      @spurka8837 4 года назад +88

      Man, i'm gonna die, wade luck is like if god himself is messing with him for just for fun

    • @dovahcatgaming922
      @dovahcatgaming922 4 года назад +6

      I need a video of this 😂

  • @dogdig
    @dogdig 4 года назад +2289

    Wade: "I'm punching grass!"
    Mark while punching grass: "That's not building barricades!"

    • @MsNoPixel
      @MsNoPixel 4 года назад +37

      I died when that happened... Marks over here in his own head like “shhhhh he’ll never know” (referring to wade knowing marks punching grass as well).

    • @crazyartist7479
      @crazyartist7479 4 года назад +4

      NEW ENDING IN YANDERE SIM

    • @dracophoenixttv
      @dracophoenixttv 4 года назад +4

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Mark only plays it when it updates if its an interesting one.

    • @moreclick978
      @moreclick978 4 года назад +2

      @@dracophoenixttv which is never

    • @angelee3519
      @angelee3519 4 года назад +1

      1000th like

  • @thechimera5988
    @thechimera5988 2 года назад +519

    I love how in the beginning Mark is so supportive and caring, then as time goes on it turns into “We’re in the desert you dingus”

  • @BendyK_
    @BendyK_ 2 года назад +748

    Wade: I fell of the ROOF and DIED!
    Mark: Why did you fall of a roof?!
    Wade: I panicked.
    Mark: I told you not to PANIC!

  • @mumblemaster
    @mumblemaster 4 года назад +2672

    Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
    Wade: silently driving away

    • @TheMasterVictory
      @TheMasterVictory 4 года назад +124

      the betrayer got betrayed xD

    • @BroganiteOG
      @BroganiteOG 4 года назад +47

      Plot twist: Wade betrays Mark

    • @mylaedhros7965
      @mylaedhros7965 4 года назад +18

      Wade would NeVErrRr lol I love this so much.

    • @whitefang5973
      @whitefang5973 4 года назад +32

      And thus the circle of betrayal is complete

    • @darrellwillis4871
      @darrellwillis4871 4 года назад +20

      Mark: *betrays Wade via bike*
      Wade: no u

  • @Squirtle0360
    @Squirtle0360 4 года назад +534

    Remember Wade's birthday where they played Uno and everyone kept giving Wade bits on twitch for turnip soup?
    Because I do.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 4 года назад +15

      I fondly remember that

    • @codeecho9404
      @codeecho9404 4 года назад +12

      Squirtle 360 his chat on stream and even some on RUclips still bring up the turnips 😂

    • @anichka101
      @anichka101 4 года назад +4

      I rewatched that video just a couple days ago how nice

    • @mylaedhros7965
      @mylaedhros7965 4 года назад +3

      Lol turnip souppppp

    • @realgaminggenius
      @realgaminggenius 4 года назад +11

      he still hasn't made that video of him eating turnip soup and i'm lowkey fuming

  • @amyhosey6910
    @amyhosey6910 2 года назад +222

    Mark: "Let's start poking them from the gap"
    Also Mark: *Pulls out double barrel*

    • @thehalfnutprince
      @thehalfnutprince 2 года назад +13

      they're just really big pokes

    • @DudeGunman
      @DudeGunman Год назад +5

      *rip and tear fades in*

    • @Abyssal_Entity
      @Abyssal_Entity 9 месяцев назад +2

      He's just poking them with flying bullets

  • @kahnwae6324
    @kahnwae6324 2 года назад +262

    "If I find a gun in this drop I'll give you one"
    Meanwhile Mark has like nine guns...

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 4 года назад +1873

    Wade: "I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!"
    Mark: "Don't do that Wade."
    HEALING 100

  • @blitzcha0s308
    @blitzcha0s308 2 года назад +205

    I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.

    • @aaronstuff4770
      @aaronstuff4770 Год назад +27

      i looked, it no exist

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 2 месяца назад +1

      He was pulling the move that Mark used to do when he would pretend to go to his college classes by going somewhere and walking around for a while

  • @DoubleADwarf
    @DoubleADwarf 2 года назад +179

    I really wish we could see the VOD from Wade's stream. I want to know what the hell he was doing for 5 days.

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 4 года назад +654

    Wade has, so far:
    Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing
    Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing
    Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group
    ??? More to come im sure

  • @panicathogwarts
    @panicathogwarts 4 года назад +788

    Mark: "we're going to survive, aren't we buddy?"
    Wade:.........................
    "I'm good. How are you?"

    • @austinelledge7357
      @austinelledge7357 4 года назад +17

      Officer: "How high are you?"
      Wade: "I'm good. How are you?"

  • @w0lfsouls
    @w0lfsouls 2 года назад +146

    Wade: “It’s gonna be a chill stream.” 😌
    Mark: “Yeah about that…”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @vacantvoid3888
    @vacantvoid3888 3 года назад +488

    I'm on a desert deployment right now and let me tell you, when Wade said "I HATE THE DESERT" i felt that at an emotional friggin level man...

    • @mikeratomn3475
      @mikeratomn3475 2 года назад +1

      Really?

    • @jayspaz819
      @jayspaz819 2 года назад +1

      for what?

    • @bestelln
      @bestelln 2 года назад +9

      Same bro I’m in Africa 😂

    • @4ZRA3L562
      @4ZRA3L562 2 года назад +1

      he never replied must be ded now XD

    • @bestelln
      @bestelln 2 года назад +27

      @@4ZRA3L562 that's a really stupid thing to say

  • @renakira3458
    @renakira3458 4 года назад +840

    Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
    Wade: *Silently drives away*
    *I SENSE A DOUBLE BETRAYAL!!!*

    • @tsurra
      @tsurra 4 года назад +48

      The best part is, he was heading straight towards a zombie in his silence

    • @austinelledge7357
      @austinelledge7357 4 года назад +14

      Oooohhh baby a triple!

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei
    @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 4 года назад +557

    “I almost broke my nose imitating Elmo while sneezing...”
    Bruh this killed me

  • @Fluffy1563
    @Fluffy1563 2 года назад +154

    Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 2 года назад +6

      Oh.

    • @Japhea
      @Japhea Год назад +2

      What is the time setting? Is the day cycle 30 minutes or 20?

    • @Fluffy1563
      @Fluffy1563 Год назад +3

      @@Japhea It was 30 I think

    • @Japhea
      @Japhea Год назад +3

      @@Fluffy1563 thank you! Although I'm an idiot, he literally says it in the beginning of the video LOL! It's 20 minutes after all

    • @Fluffy1563
      @Fluffy1563 Год назад +3

      @@Japhea lol, didn't hear that either.
      0:36

  • @bananamanbobross1711
    @bananamanbobross1711 2 года назад +54

    I love how you can just see Chica in Markiplier’s camera just being adorable

  • @DagothUr3427
    @DagothUr3427 3 года назад +2188

    “I got a tin can, a feather and a block of wood”
    Fuckin killed me

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 4 года назад +3945

    Mark's alter ego: Darkiplier, Warfestache, Googleiplier, Dr. Iplier-
    Wade's alter ego: *ELMO*

  • @resonance1838
    @resonance1838 2 года назад +55

    Wade: YOU GOT THREE DAYS IN?!?!
    Mark: *casual nervous laughter*
    I didn't wanna spoil the experience for you

  • @shotguntony4730
    @shotguntony4730 2 года назад +51

    Mark: It must be eggs that make the birds go crazy.
    Me: No Mark I think they're just zombie birds.

  • @emmam1282
    @emmam1282 4 года назад +1148

    Mark: “did you just put the goggles on because they were an item that you found?”
    Wade: “yes?”
    I swear Wade is me

  • @rend3ring
    @rend3ring 3 года назад +6236

    Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.

    • @flynntaerias6943
      @flynntaerias6943 2 года назад +117

      Pepperidge farm remembers~

    • @skinnybean6617
      @skinnybean6617 2 года назад +19

      1 year later

    • @behindthesetup7098
      @behindthesetup7098 2 года назад +4

      What

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles 2 года назад +162

      @@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on RUclips a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his RUclips channel.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 2 года назад +9

      @@flynntaerias6943 I love Family Guy references!!

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 3 года назад +149

    It’s funny how when Mark first stared playing 7 Days to Die, he need Wade for help, but now, this episode is an example of how Wade’s skills have just about completely abandoned him and went to Mark 😂

  • @HorsesMore
    @HorsesMore 2 года назад +51

    At 58:02. Mark saying no no no no sounded like him starting the chainsaw 🤣🤣

  • @CaptainSkullDemon
    @CaptainSkullDemon 4 года назад +481

    Mark: [Rides off into the sunset]
    Wade: *[Rides off toward a zombie]*

  • @rammuertoanimations4664
    @rammuertoanimations4664 4 года назад +564

    Mark: "you okay?"
    Wade: *"I CREAMED, I'M GOOD"*
    Ladies and gentlemen, the last survivors of humanity

  • @Keshia____
    @Keshia____ Год назад +224

    Mark, Bob, and Wade really need to play more on this game

    • @dylanschmidt7739
      @dylanschmidt7739 Год назад +1

      So true

    • @callumburtt2206
      @callumburtt2206 Год назад +7

      imagine if jack joined them too

    • @Keshia____
      @Keshia____ Год назад +3

      @@callumburtt2206 that would be epic

    • @Eris_Greyrat
      @Eris_Greyrat Год назад +3

      Im sure they will be back when alpha 21 comes around becuase new content.

  • @EmberWishes147
    @EmberWishes147 2 года назад +78

    Wade: I'm punching grass
    Mark, who is also punching grass: That's not barricading your house, what are you doing?!?! 😂

  • @miahbey8583
    @miahbey8583 4 года назад +541

    Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression,
    Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing,
    Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard

    • @spiritravenheart1335
      @spiritravenheart1335 4 года назад +19

      He is very accident prone.

    • @Nucl34r_W1nt3r
      @Nucl34r_W1nt3r 4 года назад +13

      truly the man we all must fear

    • @huuminbloodborn7570
      @huuminbloodborn7570 4 года назад +15

      Wade is made of paper, love, and rage.

    • @ScarletCandlelight
      @ScarletCandlelight 4 года назад +1

      Ara we sure Wade doesn't have EDS?

    • @griffinsonjupiter
      @griffinsonjupiter 4 года назад +1

      @@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?

  • @nany_quinha
    @nany_quinha 2 года назад +40

    Wade: i want water
    Also wade: *drinks water
    *Gets diarrhea
    *Gets thirstier

  • @Alexander_productions
    @Alexander_productions 2 года назад +42

    Wade: screaming from zombies. Mark: *barley holding in laugh*

  • @olivehoneycutt3474
    @olivehoneycutt3474 3 года назад +1272

    "You're going to be fine-"
    "I fell off a roof and died."
    "WhY DiD YOu FalL OfF ThE RoOf aNd DIe?!"

  • @thedrifter5531
    @thedrifter5531 4 года назад +550

    amy is like a proud mom "you killing everybody?"

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 4 года назад +20

      I was thinking of the Grandpa memes, "Are ya winning?"

    • @caidmendoza3445
      @caidmendoza3445 4 года назад +17

      @@justalittleturtle5600 my granda would see me miss a shot and go, "ya missed him bud"

    • @cubeass
      @cubeass 4 года назад +2

      "are you winning son?"

  • @heydude1112
    @heydude1112 2 года назад +19

    0:29
    That moment when a veteran gives you instructions to survive for at least a day on your own... gives me chills when I play this for the first time

  • @petarblag
    @petarblag 2 года назад +37

    1:02 I can imagine Mark's character speaking to his friend on the phone while casually killing a zombie at the same time

  • @punky_portraits
    @punky_portraits 4 года назад +444

    I've had SUCH a bad day today and just the blurry 3 seconds of chica made me feel so much better (I mean mark and wade are nice but CHICA)

    • @ClericDoggo56
      @ClericDoggo56 4 года назад +4

      Chicky chica is the goodest gurl

    • @algis80
      @algis80 4 года назад +2

      You know you can find dogs everywhere on the internet right ?

    • @mysteryhaze5080
      @mysteryhaze5080 4 года назад +2

      I hope tomorrow will be better for you!

    • @luvrgirlzoe
      @luvrgirlzoe 4 года назад +2

      ゆがんだVเภςєภ† yeah, but it’s *_chica_*

    • @luvrgirlzoe
      @luvrgirlzoe 4 года назад +1

      The Art Of Gaming Chica is the best lil floofer ❤️❤️❤️

  • @emem7862
    @emem7862 4 года назад +501

    Omg. Amy: "You killing everybody?"
    Mark: "I'm killing wade apparently"
    Amy: "Good job"
    🤣

  • @wmatheson1611
    @wmatheson1611 2 года назад +19

    11:16 Wade: THERE WAS A SURPRISE!
    Me: *laughing to death*

  • @petegraf
    @petegraf 4 месяца назад +5

    I've watched this so many times. And every time when Wade exasperatedly says, "There was a surprise!" Just fills my heart with glee.

  • @vibecheck265
    @vibecheck265 4 года назад +459

    Wade: *LITERALLY DYING*
    Mark: "well how bout just don't?"

  • @dcc105
    @dcc105 4 года назад +624

    Amy sounds like a mom being supportive of their child playing games.

    • @FlightIess
      @FlightIess 4 года назад +43

      "Are ya winning, son?"

    • @billybongos876
      @billybongos876 4 года назад +4

      I didn’t think that existed

    • @chaosincarnate7304
      @chaosincarnate7304 4 года назад +1

      Imagine having parents lol :(.

    • @Jewelsonn
      @Jewelsonn 4 года назад +1

      No Imagine being the parent and saying that... Lol

    • @unmenschlich9444
      @unmenschlich9444 4 года назад

      @DCC 105 She literally walks into the room and her first question is "ya killin everyone?" Can you imagine your parents asking that if you were playing a game lol.

  • @motleythewild
    @motleythewild 2 года назад +18

    This is still one of my favorite videos. All 1 hour, 22 minutes and 42 seconds live rent free in my brain ball.

  • @Sixend.
    @Sixend. 2 года назад +20

    I like how accurate the game is when it makes you thirsty by taking painkillers

  • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
    @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 3 года назад +2289

    Everyone: *Expects Mark to betray Wade*
    The end: *Wade betrays Mark*

    • @naythanthompson9602
      @naythanthompson9602 3 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
      @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 3 года назад +5

      @@opethium647, Thanx, same here, didn't expect someone with a taste in music like me to appear in the comments.

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 года назад

      @@blazethedogo5943 no

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 3 года назад +1

      @@blazethedogo5943 that doesn't even make grammatical or logical sense to be a word ANYWHERE in that sentence

    • @blazethedogo5943
      @blazethedogo5943 3 года назад +1

      @@jrcspiderman2003 I see now. I’m dumb

  • @KimberleyW
    @KimberleyW 4 года назад +534

    "Birds are just demons" - Markiplier 2020

    • @noel9817
      @noel9817 4 года назад +2

      They are in this game

    • @emmam1282
      @emmam1282 4 года назад +2

      No they are robots

    • @mr.madhatter9779
      @mr.madhatter9779 4 года назад +1

      birds arent real

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 4 года назад

      imagine being this misinformed.... they're government drones smh

    • @jacksonrich4360
      @jacksonrich4360 4 года назад +1

      they are descendants of dinos

  • @JoeMama-kv7nc
    @JoeMama-kv7nc 2 года назад +22

    my man forgot that cactuses have water in them, laughed every single time he casually passed one by.

  • @Createcate1002
    @Createcate1002 2 года назад +18

    "FAMILY FRIENDLY WADE! FAMILY FRIENDLY!"
    "THAT'S WHAT ME, DADDY, LIKES TO HEAR"
    You can't have your cake and eat it too Mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nemeqis
    @nemeqis 4 года назад +7100

    I love that Mark's birthday gift for Wade is just him suffering. I love their friendship.

  • @panicathogwarts
    @panicathogwarts 4 года назад +667

    Mark: manages to turn a crappy house into one with decent fortifications and lots of good supplies that gets them through several bloodmoon nights
    Also Mark: *we should move*

    • @poachedbrotato6053
      @poachedbrotato6053 4 года назад +29

      That church is really good. Elevated for one. And it has only one approachable entrance. Easy to defend

    • @kurtronqx7135
      @kurtronqx7135 4 года назад +9

      it would unnecessarily lengthen the video and make it boring. as sad as that sounds, i suppose Mark intended for this world to only be used for this stream

    • @otakuspeedpaints2809
      @otakuspeedpaints2809 4 года назад

      I like your username

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 года назад

      Watch some of glock9’s vids on horde night every night and you’ll understand it’s better to just move from building to building

    • @kagari1426
      @kagari1426 4 года назад +1

      Wade: doesn't help do anything, pretends to loot a house while a zombie feeds on his corpse

  • @growthlover8267
    @growthlover8267 2 года назад +19

    Mark: „Punching Grass is not protecting your Building!“
    Also mark: (punches grass)

  • @DegnaDings
    @DegnaDings 2 года назад +35

    “I’M SO DEAD!”
    “Your fine, just believe.”
    “I FeLl OfF ThE RoOf AnD DiEd!”
    😂😂🤣😅

  • @Madking12357
    @Madking12357 4 года назад +3093

    The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.

    • @Shytownn
      @Shytownn 4 года назад +46

      Madking 357 the kings of horrible but hilarious decisions

    • @CeresEros
      @CeresEros 4 года назад +8

      Shylah G. Exactly

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G 4 года назад +11

      Yea. Like siblings.
      Bob is the only mature one.

    • @katie1925
      @katie1925 4 года назад +28

      @@R4GNAR0G you know it's bad when you say bob is the most mature

    • @boojunkles
      @boojunkles 4 года назад +2

      Woah Sheogorath I didn't know you watch Markiplier

  • @yeetopateeto-2290
    @yeetopateeto-2290 4 года назад +4681

    Bob is usually the one who is sensible so without him mark and wade are like two children without parents in a toy store.

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G 4 года назад +188

      Sounds about right.
      The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious.
      Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL

    • @ishbr7896
      @ishbr7896 4 года назад +35

      Yup yup i agreed 😂

    • @charadreemurr3397
      @charadreemurr3397 4 года назад +118

      or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party

    • @kagari1426
      @kagari1426 4 года назад +28

      Bob's secretly playing with them, he isn't in the,group and has build a bunker

    • @alexgray2039
      @alexgray2039 4 года назад +13

      I have never been so horribly offended by something I 100% agree with.

  • @lilboyblue8419
    @lilboyblue8419 2 года назад +61

    Mark: "WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A ROOF?!"
    Wade: "I panicked!"
    Mark: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PANIK!!!!"
    Wade:: "But you said it in a way that made me panik more!!!!"
    Mark: "WHAT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE-"

  • @neon14summit
    @neon14summit 3 года назад +13

    Why is it that whenever Bob isn’t around Mark and Wade actually seem like friends.

  • @BrittanyNiicole
    @BrittanyNiicole 4 года назад +442

    Nobody:
    Gar: don't panic. I'm in your house

  • @JamesRiderX
    @JamesRiderX 4 года назад +322

    Wade: I broke my nose by sneezing while doing a Elmo impression.
    Mark: Considering it's you, I do not doubt that in the slightest.
    *not even 10 seconds later*
    Wade: I also dislocated my thumb playing animal crossing.
    Mark: I don't believe you!!!

    • @thatonegirl5220
      @thatonegirl5220 4 года назад +3

      why does the second thing sound more like Wade than the first?

    • @Eremiyah
      @Eremiyah 4 года назад +4

      Remember, Wade dislocated his wrist/hand during an Uno game as well

  • @jasonking7570
    @jasonking7570 Год назад +34

    29:00 the fact that Mark is like "how the hell would I have built a bike in real life? That's ridiculous" when one of his latest current hobbies is building and riding e-Bikes 😂😂

  • @rakkoon8893
    @rakkoon8893 4 месяца назад +4

    "There was a surprise!"
    🤣 Wade is hilarious!

  • @slackolantern
    @slackolantern 4 года назад +220

    "I will remember this come your birthday." Well, Mark's getting some Getting Over It time in his future

    • @mellow2573
      @mellow2573 4 года назад +2

      Lmao i read ur username as shaq O'lantern

    • @pwnyboy9714
      @pwnyboy9714 4 года назад +1

      God willing.

    • @Wylkyoubastard
      @Wylkyoubastard 4 года назад +1

      Nag nah, pogostuck

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern 2 года назад

      @@mellow2573 How did I never see this a year ago? LOL that's hilarious!

  • @SCP--xw5fg
    @SCP--xw5fg 4 года назад +628

    “I didn’t have any wood to repair my axe, which is not yet broken” - Wade 2020

    • @drdarmst
      @drdarmst 3 года назад +12

      honesty 100

    • @wabaduba2860
      @wabaduba2860 3 года назад +8

      Speech 100

    • @naythanthompson9602
      @naythanthompson9602 3 года назад

      He is super

    • @evangriffith260
      @evangriffith260 3 года назад

      Mark: well the bloom moon has just started where are you right now?
      Wade: I’m outside, is that ok?
      Mark: I- yeah sweetie your doing great
      Wade: screams of horror
      Mark: l a u g h I n g

  • @AngelicHalfblood
    @AngelicHalfblood Год назад +11

    11:13 is the best summary of the birthday Wade had.

  • @overkall1691
    @overkall1691 2 года назад +18

    This is one of my fave vids to revisit, the BFF for life vibes are tight

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl 4 года назад +384

    36:01 Wade: "I dislocated my thumb playing Animal Crossing too!!"
    Mark: "I don't believe you!!"
    Wade: "I wouldn't believe me either if I wasn't me."

    • @kennethwilliams2157
      @kennethwilliams2157 4 года назад +20

      I almost gave myself a mini heart attack while running in animal crossing. If you have any questions, that's fine.

    • @therealsweezy7868
      @therealsweezy7868 4 года назад +11

      @@kennethwilliams2157 how did you do that!?

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 4 года назад +7

      Kenneth Williams im interested in this too

    • @ifancycurly
      @ifancycurly 4 года назад +4

      @@kennethwilliams2157 Hopping on the train as I'm curious about that too

    • @poopsock6419
      @poopsock6419 4 года назад +10

      When you remember Wade hurting himself doing jazz hands during uno

  • @sjonnoh
    @sjonnoh 4 года назад +809

    Game just starts.
    Mark: "Don't panic and you will be fine.". *Wade immediately panics and dies from falling off a roof*

    • @clickawayforyourowngood1915
      @clickawayforyourowngood1915 4 года назад +9

      its almost like we just watched the same fucking video

    • @raidynmorian4518
      @raidynmorian4518 3 года назад +11

      @@clickawayforyourowngood1915 wow, you must have lots of friends

    • @saladfish5
      @saladfish5 3 года назад +4

      It’s off with two f’s. Sorry, I just like seeing how people react to grammar corrections.

    • @sjonnoh
      @sjonnoh 3 года назад +2

      @@saladfish5 U right, and I don't mind. Sometimes I do tend to forget to use the right words.

    • @naythanthompson9602
      @naythanthompson9602 3 года назад +1

      Yes he is very weird

  • @zombeef3074
    @zombeef3074 Год назад +14

    This video was uploaded over 2 years ago and I bet Wade is still looting that house to this day

  • @realitywizard2680
    @realitywizard2680 2 года назад +45

    Wade: I'm outside punching grass.
    Mark, as he punches grass: Mr. Materials! That's not barricading your house!

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg 4 года назад +285

    Watching you, Bob, Wade and Sean (when he there) play games together is like I'm playing with my friends laughing along and stuff, I know people will say it's sad and whatever but I'm lonely and losing a battle with mental health and you guys make the down time bearable. So Thank you all

    • @meguwu4975
      @meguwu4975 4 года назад +17

      K M same man, listening to them goof around is such a good distraction

    • @abirdscloaca4745
      @abirdscloaca4745 4 года назад +5

      Good luck with whatever you're dealing with

    • @Trickpants
      @Trickpants 4 года назад +9

      Never stop watching if that's what makes you happy. I hope you can find something to help you with your mental health struggles - If you need people to talk to, 7CupsOfTea is a website of volunteers dedicated to talking to people who're struggling. They're not medical professionals, but they have all struggled similarly to many people, and they wish to help if they can. None of what you tell them will go beyond the website, and you're allowed to discuss whatever you want with them. I hope they can be of some help. I hope you'll continue fighting - There are many more videos of Mark's antics to stick around for, and some day things *will* get better.

    • @ladykageia
      @ladykageia 4 года назад +8

      It’s not sad at all! It’s normal, man watching these guys play is something I look forward to every week or whenever they post. The chemistry that they have is what makes these videos successful. Not only that but they play to have fun, not to be the best. You are not alone my dude. These guys have help save me a handful of times by just giving me something to genuinely laugh at. I’m wishing you the best!

    • @cherrynbo
      @cherrynbo 4 года назад +7

      honestly yeah, my parents don't understand how i can sit in my room alone all day on my laptop, but i don't feel alone and i found that i'm the happiest when i'm watching this group. *when both of your parents are extroverts*

  • @GeckoKingGaming
    @GeckoKingGaming 4 года назад +344

    “WHY ARE YOU BUYING STONE AT THE SOUP STORE?!”

    • @IPukeFire
      @IPukeFire 4 года назад +4

      That meme remines me of the game 60 seconds because soup part

    • @ShortStorytime
      @ShortStorytime 4 года назад +3

      Never heard of stone soup? It's full of minerals.

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 4 года назад

      @@ShortStorytime Facts.

  • @jasperoakes9332
    @jasperoakes9332 Год назад +11

    I’ve gotten into the habit of watching this video in particular as well as mark’s newer videos on 7 days to die before I go to sleep. Now I can word for word somethings said in this video lmao

    • @mercurymerc6518
      @mercurymerc6518 6 месяцев назад +2

      This, Superliminal, Sort the Court, and Powerwash Simulator. Depends how chaotic I want my dreams to be

  • @billybobjoejacksonjr9170
    @billybobjoejacksonjr9170 Год назад +10

    I love that every time amy walks in during this video she has "are ya winnin son?" vibes, it's genuinely hilarious

  • @aviem5887
    @aviem5887 4 года назад +210

    Happy birthday wade! Also, “Every night is a blood moon” “w h a t”

    • @stringone5355
      @stringone5355 4 года назад +8

      His birthday was actually a couple of weeks ago
      This is a stream

  • @GHreyLas3271
    @GHreyLas3271 Год назад +10

    Mark is like the super talented guy that sets the difficulty super high and is like, "Yeah, this'll be easy" and Wade comes in like, "What do you mean combat skills?"