Wade: "oh my god im so dead" Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"? Wade: "I panicked." Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic." Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"
_Markiplier's song:_ *T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K* *T* is for Two of us traveling together *E* is for Everyone loves me _"What?"_ *A* is for Always be there beside you *M* is for Mark is trustworthy _"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_ *W* is for Wade he is the best in the world *O* is for Orange for the Bengals *R* is for raring to go down the road _"what was the last letter?" "K"_ *K* is for you'll be oKay
Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.
@@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on RUclips a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his RUclips channel.
"There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!" Is the same energy as; "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"
@@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps
Wade has, so far: Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group ??? More to come im sure
The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.
Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.
I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."
Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression, Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing, Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard
@@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?
Watching you, Bob, Wade and Sean (when he there) play games together is like I'm playing with my friends laughing along and stuff, I know people will say it's sad and whatever but I'm lonely and losing a battle with mental health and you guys make the down time bearable. So Thank you all
Never stop watching if that's what makes you happy. I hope you can find something to help you with your mental health struggles - If you need people to talk to, 7CupsOfTea is a website of volunteers dedicated to talking to people who're struggling. They're not medical professionals, but they have all struggled similarly to many people, and they wish to help if they can. None of what you tell them will go beyond the website, and you're allowed to discuss whatever you want with them. I hope they can be of some help. I hope you'll continue fighting - There are many more videos of Mark's antics to stick around for, and some day things *will* get better.
It’s not sad at all! It’s normal, man watching these guys play is something I look forward to every week or whenever they post. The chemistry that they have is what makes these videos successful. Not only that but they play to have fun, not to be the best. You are not alone my dude. These guys have help save me a handful of times by just giving me something to genuinely laugh at. I’m wishing you the best!
honestly yeah, my parents don't understand how i can sit in my room alone all day on my laptop, but i don't feel alone and i found that i'm the happiest when i'm watching this group. *when both of your parents are extroverts*
Sounds about right. The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious. Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL
or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party
As of July 2020 Wade has: - almost broke his nose doing Elmo impression - dislocated his thumb playing Animal Crossing - dislocated his wrist doing jazz hands What a lad
Wade: I broke my nose by sneezing while doing a Elmo impression. Mark: Considering it's you, I do not doubt that in the slightest. *not even 10 seconds later* Wade: I also dislocated my thumb playing animal crossing. Mark: I don't believe you!!!
Mark: not believing Wade when he says that he thought he broke his nose by sneezing and also dislocating his thumb playing animal crossing Me: this is the same man who some how dislocated his wrist by jazz handing too hard while playing UNO anything is possible Edit: thanks for all of the likes guys❤
I have no idea how he does any of this it might actually be beneficial for medical science to study Wade just to find out how he does it. I mean if we can figure it out we will know just how to prevent it and who knows maybe we'll find a cure for terrible luck and stupidity by doing so... or we'll forget about it and find cupcakes instead.
Totally believable, that kind of bad luck runs in my family. My sister shattered her foot in six places doing the MC Hammer dance. True story. She has a plate in her foot now.
Mark: manages to turn a crappy house into one with decent fortifications and lots of good supplies that gets them through several bloodmoon nights Also Mark: *we should move*
it would unnecessarily lengthen the video and make it boring. as sad as that sounds, i suppose Mark intended for this world to only be used for this stream
I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.
Mark: *Betrays Wade on his B-day* -After giving him the minibike Wade: *Betrays Mark and leaves him a few vitamins in exchange* Me: I wish I had a friendship like that!
Mark: *sings T-E-A-M song* Wade: Shouldn't that be "Teamwork"? I feel like there should be a W-O-R-K in there... *Mark.exe has suffered a fatal exception error and must reboot.*
Lyrics for Safe by Markiplier: S is for such a beautiful birthday A is for anytime F is for friends like you and me and E Is for eat my eyes Ooh safe, ooh safe We're so safe in this place I love you and you love me and we are saaafe We are safe, we're safe, we are safe in this place Safe for you and you for me we're safe Greatest song you'll ever hear at 1:02:50 and 1:05:01
Wade: Mark the birds! Mark: That’s your problem man Wade: No they’re on you Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!! Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wade: **Breaks his nose while doing an Elmo impression** Wade again: **Dislocates his thumb while playing Animal Crossing** Also Wade: **Breaks his hand while doing jazz hands** Wade another time: **Dislocates his wrist clicking to fast**
I miss 7 Days to Die, I’d play it more but PS4 edition sucks compared to the PC version. Me and my friends can’t even play without the server glitching out or the game crashing.
I only played alpha 15-16. I Just don't like new ones. Weapons are everywhere and traders giving shit for them. Vultures everywhere too, and because of it i always need to look in the sky. Idk what's with alpha 18, but i remember me and my friend tried to play alpha 17, and we laughed because zombies were soo slow they just weren't able to reach us. That granny zombie even died on the road running to us, we laughed so hard, but i assume that was just a glitch and it's no more appearing in the new versions.
Mark: well the bloom moon has just started where are you right now? Wade: I’m outside, is that ok? Mark: I- yeah sweetie your doing great Wade: screams of horror Mark: l a u g h I n g
I love the progression in this video of Wade being not great at the game and being stressed, to Wade being not great at the game and having a great time
When you do a higher pitch voice like Elmo, your vocal cords tighten, when you sneeze your vocal cords also squeeze together, this means Wade's vocal cords were on too much strain which can cause damage to the larynx, etc.
I kinda expected something would be wrong after that, but that's not the point of this comment. What IS the point is I think I speak for all when I say: *Oh That's Not Good.*
Oh baby, talk nerdy to me! Seriously though, smart people are the best. Otherwise, we'd never know that Wade is systematically causing his body mass damage simply by being a goof.
Oh man. *Mark and Wade just trying to murder each other.* Amy: "you enjoying the murder spree honey?" Mark: "yeah!" *Wade hits mark below the belt* Mark squeaks:"...never mind" Amy: "that's nice honey"
Yeah this was recorded on April 3rd on Wades birthday, correct me if I’m wrong. Quite awhile ago. Really makes you wonder how many videos Mark has backed up.
Going Marked whatever day is wades birthday is the day it was recorded lol, idk what day that is but I’m guessing you’re right, it does make one wonder yeah
Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.
most people when its there friends b-day: " Happy birthday glad you were born" Markiplier when Wades b-day: " GO AWAY THIS IS MY HOME!!!!" (time reference 44:37)
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Wade: "oh my god im so dead"
Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"?
Wade: "I panicked."
Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic."
Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"
Welcome to : A N X I E T Y
Matthaeus As a toilet, I completely agree.
yeah these two would do well in post apocalypse world
panicked*
Amy like "you killing everybody?" Has the same vibe as a grandma trying to support her grandson's gaming xD
It made me think of that "Are you winning, son?" meme XD
Gamers need support too :D Gooooooo Wade!!!
Totally
i cant find wades perspective from this stream, like what hes doing all this time :P
@@TDuiker yeah, i wanna see "THE HOUSE"
_Markiplier's song:_
*T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K*
*T* is for Two of us traveling together
*E* is for Everyone loves me
_"What?"_
*A* is for Always be there beside you
*M* is for Mark is trustworthy
_"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_
*W* is for Wade he is the best in the world
*O* is for Orange for the Bengals
*R* is for raring to go down the road
_"what was the last letter?" "K"_
*K* is for you'll be oKay
When was this?
You need more likes
C is for the Cigar they left behind
@@clouded.2360 1:19:16
Raring*
*before the stream*
wade: yeah im just looking for something to relax to
mark: ok, listen, you're gonna laugh
Y-you guys playing Uno over there?
@@carterround4600”y-you guys playing 7 days to die over there? You guys wanna play the same game at the same like time?”
Memento mori dude
I love how you need to know markiplier uno lore to understand this joke
@@carterround4600😂
The real tittle is
"Using Wade's Birthday as an Excuse to put him through Hell"
Under liked comment in my honest opinion
Yup
My favourite tittie
;)
underrated this needs a heart at least 5 k likes
Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.
Pepperidge farm remembers~
1 year later
What
@@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on RUclips a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his RUclips channel.
@@baneZacon I love Family Guy references!!
bob wasn't here so mark had to assume the position of "calculated betrayer"
Bob? The nice one? Surely not!
As opposed to Wades "Always betrayer because he's a complete idiot?"
As opposed to:
"Here yah go Mark!"
"Aw thanks budd-...Wade, this is just vitamins."
**BRRNG BRRING NOISES IN THE DISTANCE**
"...Wade?"
“The locals seem nice.”
Wade’s humor is another level.
That's something I can imagine a Left 4 Dead character saying
Can I get a timestamp?
@@Its1mpulse 1:01:11
I had to watch it all over to find that, but I don’t mind. I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times.
@@Kekedekes thanks, man
🤣🤣🤣
I was waiting the whole time for Bob to pop in screaming "I'm 89% umbrella!"
thats because its an old one that he played and reposted it again 😞
Yeah, ditto. Hopefully it will happen again in a future episode.
@@supermariobros9527 did you say future episode?
Hello the past
@@Broman2980 Hello the past.
"There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!"
Is the same energy as;
"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"
I understand this reference and I am very proud of myself.
@@juliannehaidusek4202 what is it a referance to
@@julien7196 One of the hand simulators on an island
@@julien7196 Yep, hand sim survival which mark would later solo to victory.
Wade is just a very special boi
Wade: "I'm punching grass!"
Mark while punching grass: "That's not building barricades!"
I died when that happened... Marks over here in his own head like “shhhhh he’ll never know” (referring to wade knowing marks punching grass as well).
NEW ENDING IN YANDERE SIM
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Mark only plays it when it updates if its an interesting one.
@@dracophoenixttv which is never
1000th like
I love how mark just hates on the church saying how bad a spawn it is, when it's the best most defendable chokepoint they find the whole playthrough
Churches are just terrible anyway lmao
I think uts cause he us atheist
@@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps
@@CallMeCoolly with one possible problem of getting completely surrounded because of the fact that there's only 1 way out
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
Wade: silently driving away
the betrayer got betrayed xD
Plot twist: Wade betrays Mark
Wade would NeVErrRr lol I love this so much.
And thus the circle of betrayal is complete
Mark: *betrays Wade via bike*
Wade: no u
I love that Amy's version of "ya winnin', son?" Is "you killin everybody?"
and she's happy he's killing wade
19:57
Mom comes in
Literally the entire audience sees chica for 15 seconds losing their shit the entire time
^^
Wade has, so far:
Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing
Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing
Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group
??? More to come im sure
Wait what video did he dislocate his wrist?
@@meowkittymeowmeow2786 It's Uno. "Wade literally breaks his hand"
@@wildfirefox1 I can't find it. Did he delete it?
@@wolfychan4223 no he didnt
Wolfy Chan
It’s on mark’s channel
“The worst thing about betrayal is that it doesn’t come from an enemy.”
Yeah, that's why it's referred to as a betrayal
@@aronymousboi2786 Damn that got me.
sun tzu, the art of war
That's some next level reddit t-shirt quote. I love it.
Worst thing about murder is that someone doesn't get to walk away.
The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.
Madking 357 the kings of horrible but hilarious decisions
Shylah G. Exactly
Yea. Like siblings.
Bob is the only mature one.
@@R4GNAR0G you know it's bad when you say bob is the most mature
Woah Sheogorath I didn't know you watch Markiplier
Mark: "we're going to survive, aren't we buddy?"
Wade:.........................
"I'm good. How are you?"
Officer: "How high are you?"
Wade: "I'm good. How are you?"
29:18 "We'Re In ThE dEsErT, yOu DiNgUs."
Cracks me up every time 🤣
The fact i came from a video from that title
@@hanzha same here
@@AlexGamer-06 same
sounds like my daughter @korranirri
I just saw your comment when he said that 😂
Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.
Vilmos Dibuz is this some kind of further in the video joke i don’t understand
@@liconyte421 yes
@@liconyte421 there is some really funny moments so stick till the end :)
Man, i'm gonna die, wade luck is like if god himself is messing with him for just for fun
I need a video of this 😂
**Amy walks in**
Mark:"Oh, Hey Amy"
Amy: "You killing everybody?"
Mark: "Just Wade."
Amy: "Good Job. Good job."
Me: ...👀
Time?
@@gavin6993 19:50
@@marcywise1856 ty ❤
@@gavin6993 Np 😊
she has such mum vibes i love it
Amy, coming into the room to take Chica back: “Are ya winning, Mark?”
LoL ya
@Aren boy can I tell ya Glock nine must have one happy family (he's a RUclipsr that plays mostly this)
Boo
@@juk3_r415 i know right? but lets face it, we cant confirm his family since we only hear his voice and game.
@Caitlin Mark.exe has stopped working *windows pc shutting down*
“We’re going to survive; you, me, that zombie over there…” my favorite line.
" We're gonna live" In fact; they did not
I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."
Forgot the times.
The first one: 11:13
The second one: 11:28
I love that Mark's birthday gift for Wade is just him suffering. I love their friendship.
Hey I saw your comment on another video earlier
Hi
Great comment wanna be friend :]
@@infamousheadshaker3600 I like how you comment wanna my girlfriend :]
@@harkyreagan1089 well thats a way to get a girlfriend.
Mark: “did you just put the goggles on because they were an item that you found?”
Wade: “yes?”
I swear Wade is me
Mark most likely did the same thing and just made wade feel bad about it
Same
Don't you mean, you are Wade?
Wade is your spirit animal
Tbh, it was a smart move
Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression,
Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing,
Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard
He is very accident prone.
truly the man we all must fear
Wade is made of paper, love, and rage.
Ara we sure Wade doesn't have EDS?
@@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?
Amy: are you killing everybody?
Mark: killing Wade apparently
Amy: good job, good job
Literally copied someone's comment from 2 years ago but sure
@@ashleybarnes9343 first world problems.
@@Myuutsuu85 XD
Anyone who cares about copied comments are dumb cause mark has 30 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
@@ashleybarnes9343 don't you think it's possible that maybe- stick with me for a moment- maybe they didn't see it?
Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.."
Wade: *Silently drives away*
*I SENSE A DOUBLE BETRAYAL!!!*
The best part is, he was heading straight towards a zombie in his silence
Oooohhh baby a triple!
Watching you, Bob, Wade and Sean (when he there) play games together is like I'm playing with my friends laughing along and stuff, I know people will say it's sad and whatever but I'm lonely and losing a battle with mental health and you guys make the down time bearable. So Thank you all
K M same man, listening to them goof around is such a good distraction
Good luck with whatever you're dealing with
Never stop watching if that's what makes you happy. I hope you can find something to help you with your mental health struggles - If you need people to talk to, 7CupsOfTea is a website of volunteers dedicated to talking to people who're struggling. They're not medical professionals, but they have all struggled similarly to many people, and they wish to help if they can. None of what you tell them will go beyond the website, and you're allowed to discuss whatever you want with them. I hope they can be of some help. I hope you'll continue fighting - There are many more videos of Mark's antics to stick around for, and some day things *will* get better.
It’s not sad at all! It’s normal, man watching these guys play is something I look forward to every week or whenever they post. The chemistry that they have is what makes these videos successful. Not only that but they play to have fun, not to be the best. You are not alone my dude. These guys have help save me a handful of times by just giving me something to genuinely laugh at. I’m wishing you the best!
honestly yeah, my parents don't understand how i can sit in my room alone all day on my laptop, but i don't feel alone and i found that i'm the happiest when i'm watching this group. *when both of your parents are extroverts*
Mark: [Rides off into the sunset]
Wade: *[Rides off toward a zombie]*
XDXD
Sounds just like something they would do haha
Lol
Elmo ONE SHOT ONE KILL
I love how Amy came in and did a "are you winning son?" On Mark
Mark: "you okay?"
Wade: *"I CREAMED, I'M GOOD"*
Ladies and gentlemen, the last survivors of humanity
Ram Muerto Animations 🤣🤣🤣
“Every night is a blood moon.” -Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fischbach
To be fair mark was prepared for it, in this case he's more of a Sadist-
@@rockstar292 Why do I hear maniacal laughter?
He is more sadist than masochist Ethan on the other hand
Hes neither
666th like.
Bob is usually the one who is sensible so without him mark and wade are like two children without parents in a toy store.
Sounds about right.
The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious.
Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL
Yup yup i agreed 😂
or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party
Bob's secretly playing with them, he isn't in the,group and has build a bunker
I have never been so horribly offended by something I 100% agree with.
I love how in the beginning Mark is so supportive and caring, then as time goes on it turns into “We’re in the desert you dingus”
Amy: "You killin everybody?"
Mark: "Killin Wade apparently."
Amy: "Good Job, Good Job."
Barbara, is that you?
Barbara: Yes.
@Lonely Pluto That would explain Mark’s affinity for Barbara.
I've had SUCH a bad day today and just the blurry 3 seconds of chica made me feel so much better (I mean mark and wade are nice but CHICA)
Chicky chica is the goodest gurl
You know you can find dogs everywhere on the internet right ?
I hope tomorrow will be better for you!
ゆがんだVเภςєภ† yeah, but it’s *_chica_*
The Art Of Gaming Chica is the best lil floofer ❤️❤️❤️
Mark's alter ego: Darkiplier, Warfestache, Googleiplier, Dr. Iplier-
Wade's alter ego: *ELMO*
Bloodthirsty elmo
no wade's alter ego is suffering elmo
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Sneezing elmo
My alter ego is using an Elmo hat as mask and running up to people and scaring them
I want a literal walking dead show but with just mark and Wade. I’d legit pay for it. Like. Each episode. Dear god this is great
This is gold
@GKAriell have you seen the Walking Dead episode of Drunk Minecraft? It’s so dumb. It’s one of my favorites. 😂
As of July 2020 Wade has:
- almost broke his nose doing Elmo impression
- dislocated his thumb playing Animal Crossing
- dislocated his wrist doing jazz hands
What a lad
True men break their hands and break their spinal cord when they sneeze
@@dragonturtlemax7438 i think he punched the table idk
I predict he's going to explode his knees just by breathing.
Love it
I’m starting to think he has EDS 😂
Wade: "I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!"
Mark: "Don't do that Wade."
HEALING 100
101
wade did it to mark no it is mark's turn
ZorotheGallade The medic
*RESTORATION 100
@@uwu8725 thank you, someone fixed it
Wade: I broke my nose by sneezing while doing a Elmo impression.
Mark: Considering it's you, I do not doubt that in the slightest.
*not even 10 seconds later*
Wade: I also dislocated my thumb playing animal crossing.
Mark: I don't believe you!!!
why does the second thing sound more like Wade than the first?
Remember, Wade dislocated his wrist/hand during an Uno game as well
Wade: I fell of the ROOF and DIED!
Mark: Why did you fall of a roof?!
Wade: I panicked.
Mark: I told you not to PANIC!
Wade: yeah but you said it in a way that made me panic more!
Mark:That doesnt make any sense!
"You're going to be fine-"
"I fell off a roof and died."
"WhY DiD YOu FalL OfF ThE RoOf aNd DIe?!"
HeAltH
GrAviTy
LOL
He pinaked
@@naythanthompson9602 He told him not to panic! Lol
Wade: *Literally does anything*
Markiplier: You're killing me, Smalls.
Mark: not believing Wade when he says that he thought he broke his nose by sneezing and also dislocating his thumb playing animal crossing
Me: this is the same man who some how dislocated his wrist by jazz handing too hard while playing UNO anything is possible
Edit: thanks for all of the likes guys❤
On next episode of stupid ways that wade hurts himself: wade breaks his ankle while jumping up from his chair
It's stupid, but wade will make it work
I have no idea how he does any of this it might actually be beneficial for medical science to study Wade just to find out how he does it. I mean if we can figure it out we will know just how to prevent it and who knows maybe we'll find a cure for terrible luck and stupidity by doing so... or we'll forget about it and find cupcakes instead.
Scp pleasssee
Totally believable, that kind of bad luck runs in my family. My sister shattered her foot in six places doing the MC Hammer dance. True story. She has a plate in her foot now.
@@Isopants
thats kinda funny
Mark: REPAIR YOUR STUFF
Wade: *starts singing "Seagulls, Stop It Now!"*
Best thing is that a lot of people don't actually get why it's funny 😭
classic
amy is like a proud mom "you killing everybody?"
I was thinking of the Grandpa memes, "Are ya winning?"
@@justalittleturtle5600 my granda would see me miss a shot and go, "ya missed him bud"
"are you winning son?"
“I got a tin can, a feather and a block of wood”
Fuckin killed me
A yes. The trifecta to surviving a zombie apocalypse!
If this was minecraft, free arrow
hes ready for WAR
A decorative spear
@@flameyboy4184 what about the flint?
Omg. Amy: "You killing everybody?"
Mark: "I'm killing wade apparently"
Amy: "Good job"
🤣
I'm on a desert deployment right now and let me tell you, when Wade said "I HATE THE DESERT" i felt that at an emotional friggin level man...
Really?
for what?
Same bro I’m in Africa 😂
he never replied must be ded now XD
@@4ZRA3L562 that's a really stupid thing to say
Mark: manages to turn a crappy house into one with decent fortifications and lots of good supplies that gets them through several bloodmoon nights
Also Mark: *we should move*
That church is really good. Elevated for one. And it has only one approachable entrance. Easy to defend
it would unnecessarily lengthen the video and make it boring. as sad as that sounds, i suppose Mark intended for this world to only be used for this stream
I like your username
Watch some of glock9’s vids on horde night every night and you’ll understand it’s better to just move from building to building
Wade: doesn't help do anything, pretends to loot a house while a zombie feeds on his corpse
Wade: *LITERALLY DYING*
Mark: "well how bout just don't?"
lol
Dying*
@Creemz there is no help for me😂
@@austinelledge7357 came here to see if someone corrected their grammar. Did not disappoint!
how the turn tables
Everyone: *Expects Mark to betray Wade*
The end: *Wade betrays Mark*
Yeah
@@opethium647, Thanx, same here, didn't expect someone with a taste in music like me to appear in the comments.
@@blazethedogo5943 no
@@blazethedogo5943 that doesn't even make grammatical or logical sense to be a word ANYWHERE in that sentence
@@jrcspiderman2003 I see now. I’m dumb
I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.
i looked, it no exist
He was pulling the move that Mark used to do when he would pretend to go to his college classes by going somewhere and walking around for a while
I wanna see the Ghost part to see if he was just pulling our legs or was seeing a glitch or even a easter egg.. Been curious of what he saw ever since
@aaronstuff4770 it doesn't exist because wade was livestreaming on twitch, he never turned it into a youtube video
Mark: *Betrays Wade on his B-day*
-After giving him the minibike
Wade: *Betrays Mark and leaves him a few vitamins in exchange*
Me: I wish I had a friendship like that!
I love their friendship energy, its so potent and chaotic
Game just starts.
Mark: "Don't panic and you will be fine.". *Wade immediately panics and dies from falling off a roof*
its almost like we just watched the same fucking video
@@clickawayforyourowngood1915 wow, you must have lots of friends
It’s off with two f’s. Sorry, I just like seeing how people react to grammar corrections.
@@saladfish5 U right, and I don't mind. Sometimes I do tend to forget to use the right words.
Yes he is very weird
11:16 the way wade said "THERE IS A SURPRISE" is just hilarious
Don’t forget
“We’Re In ThE dEsErT yA dInGuS…”
😂😂😂
Remember Wade's birthday where they played Uno and everyone kept giving Wade bits on twitch for turnip soup?
Because I do.
I fondly remember that
Squirtle 360 his chat on stream and even some on RUclips still bring up the turnips 😂
I rewatched that video just a couple days ago how nice
Lol turnip souppppp
he still hasn't made that video of him eating turnip soup and i'm lowkey fuming
Mark: *sings T-E-A-M song*
Wade: Shouldn't that be "Teamwork"? I feel like there should be a W-O-R-K in there...
*Mark.exe has suffered a fatal exception error and must reboot.*
LOL
Lol means laughed out loud he is not a robot
@@naythanthompson9602 …are you baiting me for a woosh?
Lyrics for Safe by Markiplier:
S is for such a beautiful birthday
A is for anytime
F is for friends like you and me and
E Is for eat my eyes
Ooh safe, ooh safe
We're so safe in this place
I love you and you love me and we are saaafe
We are safe, we're safe, we are safe in this place
Safe for you and you for me we're safe
Greatest song you'll ever hear at 1:02:50 and 1:05:01
I'm calling Jacksepticeye for copyright claims- The Funniest home videos theme
The happy Birthday song afterwards 🤣
Kris Foro lmao
Wade: Mark the birds!
Mark: That’s your problem man
Wade: No they’re on you
Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!!
Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Timestamp?
@@SproutTussle. About 9-10 minutes in
@@SproutTussle 25:29
Wade: **Breaks his nose while doing an Elmo impression**
Wade again: **Dislocates his thumb while playing Animal Crossing**
Also Wade: **Breaks his hand while doing jazz hands**
Wade another time: **Dislocates his wrist clicking to fast**
i hope that was recorded
Wade is not ok
Jesus is wade made of paper
The jazz hands incident is my personal favorite
Poor guy 😂
Wade dislocated his wrist when he clicked too fast during Uno that one time.
Happy birthday wade! Also, “Every night is a blood moon” “w h a t”
His birthday was actually a couple of weeks ago
This is a stream
I love how the zombies didn't even kill Wade during the blood moon. It was him panicking and falling to his death.
I really wish we could see the VOD from Wade's stream. I want to know what the hell he was doing for 5 days.
Wade: "BIRDS!"
Mark: "That sounds like a you problem. AHH BIRDS!"
Wade: "I meant it for you."
*giornos theme intensifies*
Nobody:
Gar: don't panic. I'm in your house
36:01 Wade: "I dislocated my thumb playing Animal Crossing too!!"
Mark: "I don't believe you!!"
Wade: "I wouldn't believe me either if I wasn't me."
I almost gave myself a mini heart attack while running in animal crossing. If you have any questions, that's fine.
@@kennethwilliams2157 how did you do that!?
Kenneth Williams im interested in this too
@@kennethwilliams2157 Hopping on the train as I'm curious about that too
When you remember Wade hurting himself doing jazz hands during uno
"If I find a gun in this drop I'll give you one"
Meanwhile Mark has like nine guns...
🤣
Mark: there’s Blood moons every night.
Wade: (Confused panic) What?!
Few moments later: (Wade screaming) I PaNiCeD!!
"I will remember this come your birthday." Well, Mark's getting some Getting Over It time in his future
Lmao i read ur username as shaq O'lantern
God willing.
Nag nah, pogostuck
@@mellow2573 How did I never see this a year ago? LOL that's hilarious!
Poor chica in the background when she was first in there holding ball and just like "dad? Dad? I need out? Dad pls"
Mark: "Let's start poking them from the gap"
Also Mark: *Pulls out double barrel*
they're just really big pokes
*rip and tear fades in*
He's just poking them with flying bullets
Not hearing Bob's laugh on a 7 Days to Die breaks my heart
Ikr! His laughs are so precious
I miss 7 Days to Die, I’d play it more but PS4 edition sucks compared to the PC version. Me and my friends can’t even play without the server glitching out or the game crashing.
William Smith I know, right? At this point, not hearing Bob with Wade and Mark is like listening to metal with no guitars.
I only played alpha 15-16. I Just don't like new ones. Weapons are everywhere and traders giving shit for them. Vultures everywhere too, and because of it i always need to look in the sky. Idk what's with alpha 18, but i remember me and my friend tried to play alpha 17, and we laughed because zombies were soo slow they just weren't able to reach us. That granny zombie even died on the road running to us, we laughed so hard, but i assume that was just a glitch and it's no more appearing in the new versions.
sameee
“I didn’t have any wood to repair my axe, which is not yet broken” - Wade 2020
honesty 100
Speech 100
He is super
Mark: well the bloom moon has just started where are you right now?
Wade: I’m outside, is that ok?
Mark: I- yeah sweetie your doing great
Wade: screams of horror
Mark: l a u g h I n g
Mark: I haven't killed any animals
The coyote: * sad noises *
I feel like mark would say to wade
"No no no! It wishes for death, c'mon let's go kill a dog"
I love the progression in this video of Wade being not great at the game and being stressed, to Wade being not great at the game and having a great time
Mark at the end: "Wade?"
Wade: *Riding off into the sunset and towards a Zombie*
What
@@naythanthompson9602 what
@@Erie32 what
@@Stanier_Standard what?
That's beautiful * sniffles *
"There's an angry man, and he's bald like me, and i know bald people are scary"
I love you wade
No offense
You Bald?
Give him shampoo too intensify his anger.
This also fits with scp 096
@@megarayquaza9054 no, it's just i'm impressed that wade isn't insecure and even make jokes about his baldness
That ending was legit one of the funniest things I’ve seen all quarantine 😂
Agreed XD. The betrayal of a birthday.
Wade: “It’s gonna be a chill stream.” 😌
Mark: “Yeah about that…”
🤣🤣🤣
"Birds are just demons" - Markiplier 2020
They are in this game
No they are robots
birds arent real
imagine being this misinformed.... they're government drones smh
they are descendants of dinos
When you do a higher pitch voice like Elmo, your vocal cords tighten, when you sneeze your vocal cords also squeeze together, this means Wade's vocal cords were on too much strain which can cause damage to the larynx, etc.
I didn’t expect to brain big today 0-o
Loll
Nerd.
Just kidding I like smart people
I kinda expected something would be wrong after that, but that's not the point of this comment.
What IS the point is I think I speak for all when I say:
*Oh That's Not Good.*
Oh baby, talk nerdy to me! Seriously though, smart people are the best. Otherwise, we'd never know that Wade is systematically causing his body mass damage simply by being a goof.
Mark: “I haven’t killed any animals”
Coyote from earlier: “Did my life mean nothing”
Mark did mention he had a sh*t memory
Birds: You took everything from me
Mark: I don't even remember you
Mark: How'd you guess?
Jk jk
Mark, Bob, and Wade really need to play more on this game
So true
imagine if jack joined them too
@@callumburtt2206 that would be epic
Im sure they will be back when alpha 21 comes around becuase new content.
@@Eris_Greyratohh man I wish they did
22:12
Mark: "If you hit them with an arrow, occasionally, they get angry"
Yeah, I too would be a little pissed off if someone shot an arrow at me...
Especially if you took it to your knee 😅
I'd fear for my life.
Amy sounds like a mom being supportive of their child playing games.
"Are ya winning, son?"
I didn’t think that existed
Imagine having parents lol :(.
No Imagine being the parent and saying that... Lol
@@billybongos876 I thought the same thing
"I'm hearing voices telling me to kill all humans. I know what is sane , and I am not. Wait dont quote me on that." - Mark 2013
i love that someone remembered
Good reference
What video?
Omg I remember that! Totally forgot what video it's from though
it's from the first 7 days to die episode
I love how you can just see Chica in Markiplier’s camera just being adorable
Amy: You killing everybody?
Mark: I’m killing Wade, apparently!
Amy: Good job, good job.
I love their relationship 💜😂
Such motherly vibes 😂
Oh man.
*Mark and Wade just trying to murder each other.*
Amy: "you enjoying the murder spree honey?"
Mark: "yeah!"
*Wade hits mark below the belt*
Mark squeaks:"...never mind"
Amy: "that's nice honey"
Lean heart
Same
"are ya' winnin son?" vibes
“I almost broke my nose imitating Elmo while sneezing...”
Bruh this killed me
Do you need to go to a hospital?
Also broke his hand playing uno
anyone found a clip of that happening on stream?
But what about dislocating his thumb playing Animal Crossing? I need to know how.
Is Wade Mr. Glass or something?
Mark: **Just chillin in his barricaded house**
Wade: **scared birthday screaming**
*gets eaten by zombies happily*
Wade: YOU GOT THREE DAYS IN?!?!
Mark: *casual nervous laughter*
I didn't wanna spoil the experience for you
Wade: just wants to play some chill games and relax with his buddy
Mark: let's play 7 Days to Die *Blood Moon every night*
Mark just wanted to see how much he and Wade could take.
Screw Pan of Feather, have you heard of Can of Feather?
I love how you can tell when a Mark video was recorded depending if its Before, During, or After the Blanket fort.
Ashton Cyrus right I was just looking at that and being very confused 😂
I was wondering about that watching this, haha.
Yeah this was recorded on April 3rd on Wades birthday, correct me if I’m wrong. Quite awhile ago. Really makes you wonder how many videos Mark has backed up.
Going Marked whatever day is wades birthday is the day it was recorded lol, idk what day that is but I’m guessing you’re right, it does make one wonder yeah
Amy: you killing everybody ?
Mark: I’m killing wade apparently
Amy: good job good job :)
Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.
Oh.
What is the time setting? Is the day cycle 30 minutes or 20?
@@Japhea It was 30 I think
@@Fluffy1563 thank you! Although I'm an idiot, he literally says it in the beginning of the video LOL! It's 20 minutes after all
@@Japhea lol, didn't hear that either.
0:36
most people when its there friends b-day: " Happy birthday glad you were born"
Markiplier when Wades b-day: " GO AWAY THIS IS MY HOME!!!!" (time reference 44:37)
@Nuts yes
I would like this comment but it is exactly 300 I cant
Wait it just changed. LIKE