Minecraft Dungeons w/ Bob and Wade
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- It's time to get swongin' in Minecraft's latest Dungeon Crawler, Minecraft Dungeons! Bob and Wade join in the fun!
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"I got a soul cube!"
"I got a soul knife!"
mark: "i got a rock"
Me: I got a jar of dIrTtT
Mark: When I was younger I was too poor to afford a soul cube
Charlie Brown Reference?
Jackson Alexakos jack:hAhA pOoR
@@jackarkos7434 no it is i was too poor to afford memories
"I'm gonna pretend like I'm powerful."
Same, Mark. Same...
Mark's reaction to his level one treasures is like Charlie Brown's "I got a rock"
Well.. Charlie's costume WAS all messed up. If hes not gonna take it seriously why should they? Lol
I got a jar of dirt
Lolol
Stop being so funny your stealing the likes lol
666 likes. perfecc!
My favorite bit: 37:21
Mark: WADE WHERE ARE YOU?
Wade: I'm here trying to help fight the llama :)
Mark: 😭 THATS M Y LLAMA
LMAO
Bob and wade: getting cool stuff. Mark: crying in the corner
*_And ya thought he couldn't get anymore FUCKING RELATABLE?!_*
No Bob got nothing and mark got everything!
HE GOT W O L F A R M O R!!!!!
‘I GOT WHEAT!!!’
This is how it is rn when I'm playing with my friends
That’s fucking amazing
Jack and pewds playing Dungeons: "OH God oh no I killed a sheep I'm a monster"
Mark: "I killed a cow and it dropped pork, it deserved to die"
I waited a whole week for them to play this and I'm so happy they did.
@Spencer Gallaty Pewds: Whole series based on killing a grey sheep
@@maximusalfaro5790 this Livestream is from the day it was released
because pewds is gay and cares about a sheep in a game
top of the food chain
Bob: Ima do this in a non-stupid way
*A friend has fallen*
Everyone: ....
Mark is like that character in the anime that doesn’t have any powers or special abilities but everyone else does lol
Mark's got Robin from teen titans go vibes
@@favoredexistentialcrisis5881 Mark is Krillin.
**sweats in midoriya**
...Sokka? 😂 (not hating on sokka, I actually like him ahaha)
He's like batman
Oh the feeling when you take out a boss and everyone gets a good weapon or piece of armor except for you.
Except in marks case it’s his fault for not equipping his better stuff
Exactly what I'm like when I play games like this. (Specifically World of Warcraft since in other games I for some reason always get good loot)
Bob: "I got wither armor!"
Wade: "I got a poison glave!"
Mark: "I got a rock."
That was Mark just this whole episode.
I feel so bad for Mark. But I low key hope he'll play a bit more to get any of the epic stuff.
Mark: "I think you somehow stupid your way out of arrows"
Me: Wade can stupid his way out of almost anything
Wade has stupid his way into several injuries, so I guess it works both ways
I remember how he sneezed while making a silly voice and thought he had actually broken his nose xD so I can't argue with that lol
IsebelleVrille and when he sprained his wrist jazz-handing to hard
He dislocated his Arm while Playing Animal Crossing and he *SCRAPPED HIS FOOD*
Mega Rayquaza Wait he did what?! XD
49:03 Thats how the game works, you get rewarded with gear that are close to your power level. Thats why you need to always have your highest power level gear equipped, even though it is bad, to get higher power level gear. Higher power level gear = higher potential stats, like health, damage, enchants.
Mark needs to see this comment
Yea, that’s probably important to know. . .
Ok
Mark's just dumb.
@@mothcatcher893 He is but this is still good advice
Mark was only power level 4 on a recommended 10 level, and he was still dying less than Bob and Wade and he was *still* getting made fun of by them!
This is the type of humour we need on RUclips.
It would only be funnier if Mark got like the best weapon in the game at the end
It was painful to watch
@@Anonymous-73 and then Salvaged it
50:40
[Mark's dog dies]
Mark: "you win some, you lose some"
[Lama dies]
[Proceeds to get squished and sliced]
Bad luck mate *bad luck*
😂🤣, that's a massive failure.
Lord of Sadness
Bad Luck on literally everything...
It’s like the game is against him.
You know it’s a good day when Mark, Bob and Wade are playing Minecraft dungeons in a one hour episode.
Agree
^
Yeah,hope they play more
Ok, for real, I think the skeleton with the shield and glade should be in normal Minecraft. There are no mobs that utilize shields, and I think it would be a good addition.
when i first read it i thought it said "You know it’s a good day when Bob and Wade are playing Minecraft dungeons in a one hour episode." because english is hard
Wade: corrupted totem oh that’s coo-
Mark: I gOt WhEaT
J whatever
Wut
The totem of shield helped vs the boss attacks.
its corrupted beacon
I was the 1000th like
Bob: “Don’t worry! I took care of it in a non stupid way!”
2 seconds later: “I am down...”
8:06
Bob: I got Wither armor
Wade: I got a poison glade
Mark: I got a llama
i got a rock
I got a rock
I got a rocket
i got a failed rock career
I got nothing.
Game loot mechanics: Having higher power stuff equipped makes you more likely to get powerful loot with better stats.
Mark: *"I salvaged it all guys."*
And here he is still not figuring that part out
he still had stuff equipped though didn't he? Does having stuff in your inventory boost your stats?
Meanwhile, Good Game Loot Mechanics: Fighting higher power enemies makes you more likely to get more powerful loot.
Myriah Keays he kept lower level armor in favor of weaker, lower level armor and weapons
Yeah u know stuff people with a power level of 50 have
I'm getting some serious Charlie Brown vibes in this video.
"I got a level 12 Soul Knife!"
"I got a Soul Cube!"
"I got a rock."
Mark got soul knife too but it downgrade 😂
Omg yassssss 😂
Bruuhhhh I was kinda amused until I realized that you stole it from somebody else
Bob and Wade: *becoming the grim reaper basically*
Mark: struggling to get any loot
mark: a simple farmer struggling to survive with his llama and dog
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
Not gonna lie, I actually really enjoyed this. Hope there's more to come!
They did play more on that stream, so there's a chance of at least another part.
Yeah most video with Bob and Wade are normally streams
SAME!!
Go to marks twich channel to see his full gameplay
Agreed a 1 hour let's play was really enjoyable to sit and watch after a long week
u got to love the fact that bob called himself cankycrew
I was like Ethan?!
@Kayla McGee you really thought that you were the _only_ one? 🤔
Wade and Bob: "Don't worry Mark, you'll get good loot later!"
RNGeesus: >laughs in totem of shielding
And totem of healing
That's good
Funny I mean
Mark: “Yay! I got a dog and a llama”
Bob and Wade: *Literally have infinity stones*
Bob and Wade: OHHH LOOK AT THISSS LOOT! Mark: Ohhh that’s cool... buttt look at my llama and Dog combo
*Dog and llama die repeatedly* lol
Mark: Maybe I need to equip higher level gear to get higher level gear
Also Mark: Scraps his high level gear and sticks with the level 3 stuff
Was actually level 1.. his power was up from mostly his wheat I think
@@JK_10126 don’t sorry it’s 696 now
not true tho not the right moment
Mark to Bob : "If you knew me..."
**Mark and Bob being friends for 15+ years**
People like Bob aren't really friends they smile nicely as they ride your curtails just before they stab you in the back.
@@Curator134 What happened?
@@Curator134 hey buddy, anything you want to talk about?
@@Curator134 Projecting experiences against people, now are ya'?
@@Curator134 What are you talking about? Did bob do something bad to mark?
The scream edit at 4:50 is one of my favorite edits that they do. I laugh every time I hear it in a video.
Alternate title: two dudes bullying markiplier
Finally Wade can stand off against marks bully... All it takes only a Soul Cube
aka mark gets the short end of the stick
@@violetnicole1500 Yeah, the SHORT end
at: how to build a farm
Yep. Lots of bad luck with weapons and such.
48:50
53:18
Mark, who has a marketing deal and licensed products from this game: "Wow, I actually think I like this game..."
Microsoft: Please don’t sound so surprised
Bob and Wade: get useful artifacts and weapons
Mark: getting a totem of shielding for the third time in a row
How am I only watching this for the first time now? Holy crap. Mark got absolutely destroyed by RNG and I can't stop laughing. Wish they'd pick this up again, at least for one more video.
Its not that, the game is bugged in multiplayer the host gets normal loot and anyone that joins gets basically level 1 stuff
It wasn't pure rng - Mark was just being a stubborn div
the level of dissapointment when mark upgraded his glaive and then came out and wade has a UNIQUE glaive
he was definitely annoyed but just didnt say anything
Looks like both of you are pretty dumb
Prajwal Rai looks like you need to step away from your device
“Don’t worry, I took care of it in a non-stupid way” * gets downed immediately *
Bob basically the whole episode: “i’m not like other girls. I’m unique!”
Edit: wow thx for the likes guys :)
I never heard him say that
bob's struggling with internalized misogyny lol
he's qUiRkY
I'm not like other girls, I've got SNAKE ARMS
Then he does a sexy sassy pose
Wade: I got a candy bar
Bob: I got a pack of gum
Mark: I got a rock
"No wade, we don't hear anything" my first thought? There is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.
Finally a reference I actually enjoy
Imagine the guy who can save the world literally fucking disappeared now the world is on fire
Everyone gangsta till the avatar disappear
Ah, a man of culture. Good to see
I actually thought of Alastor at first
Mark gets all the cutscenes while Bob and Wade gets all the loots
Wade and Bob: *getting awesome gear and high power levels*
Mark: *gets a llama, a dog, wheat, and only level 1 common items* "It ain't much but it's honest work"
Was I the only one that said “what’s your function?” when mark said “Conjunction junction”
Lmfao that’s what I thought
I did
I was waiting for one of them to say it, and when none of them did, I said it
Only true legends know of Conjunction Junction!
Daphne Johnson
lmao i did that too
Mark: tries advertising his merch
Bob: D O N ‘ T
Yo you've got that heart next to your name. Are you a member?
@@jennythewarrior8247 Yeah
Jenny Da Warrior
Yes I am. I mow my lawn every month to pay for my membership.
Ok, we definitely need more of this game. This was hilarious.
Shame
Mark: why the hell did u drop pork?
Cow: Y E S
My favorite clip out of all, is when he came to a realization of the true struggle of not having the soul cube
47:15
10:54 I can't wait for the animation where Bob randomly pulls out a megaphone.
Mark is like batman when he hangs out with flash and superman
This kinda made sense but also not at all
@@SSJLayne Yes but no
XD
Mark: *Plays Minecraft Dungeons*
Everyone: *I N T E R E S T I N G*
We meet again
Remember me when we were fighting in a video?
@Christopher Farley Stop you bot
@@soimadethishandle it's you that kids from the saveAfox channel
@@soimadethishandle the irony is that you hated these channels now your one of them wow 😂😂
"The death is deadly"
Ahh yes the floor is made of floor
When I read this, I thought of MandJTV(Mikey)'s PokeTalk memes.... Makes it even funnier....
In Africa, 60 seconds pass every minute.
People die when they are killed.
Death is the nation's top killer
ten outta ten comment
such comedy
(i actually laughed my ass off at this lol)
Recommended power: 10
Team power: 5
Mark's Power: 2
"It's okay because there's three of us, so our power is actually 15"
*loading regret.exe*
Just finished watching the most recent Minecraft episode.
I can’t decide which series I like more!
Why choose when you can have both!
Why not both? I personally love minecraft dungeons since I can play diablo without supporting blizzard :3.
Edit: aww snap someone beat me to iy
mark in gtfo: " meow shmeow i bash these heads good meow shmeow "
mark in minecraft dungeons: " yea- i-- uh.. soul cube yea.. i get good items too guys.... ;-; "
Remember having a joint, isn't the same without a hospital
30:47, that single little "Ahh" made my day as I replayed this over 10 times 😂
Mark kept getting low level equipment because he's still using his low level equipment.
Bob and Wade changes their equipment when they got a new one, but not Mark, so his power level is lower, resulting with him getting lower level equipment too.
oh no
this video is gonna piss me off, isn't it
here we go, time for some gross incompetence
Well the reason he's still using the low level equipment was because he didn't really get that many higher level weapons and armor. He mostly got items to get pets. Idk that's just what I saw from the video
That kind of loot mechanic doesnt make sense, you should get loot equal to the level of the map. I don't blame mark for not understanding that.
Also mark did equip the highest level stuff he got throughout the majority of the video
@@akurei4532 probably to prevent low power player getting overpowered gear when they get carried on a high level dungeon.
Level 1 player can get carried to level 90 dungeon, but that lv.1 player will still get low level equipment.
Poor Mark, his friends has good loot while he sits there pretending that his loot is op
When did he pretend lol. I heard non-stop complaining.
**steps lightly of foot**
What do you mean pretend? His loot IS op
**whispers**
You don't gotta hurt his feelings even more
Don't know what your on about llama is op
“What is this? Minecraft Diablo?”
“Pretty much, yeah”
Poor Mark, getting lightly bullied by his friends. Reminds me of my best friends
mark is like the little kid with his gameboy colour while he's friends has a nintendo ds
Don't you dare diss gameboy color
Well jokes on them, WE were the cool kids with our GB Color's and GB Advanced's.
Only dorks played on the DS.
Also, adorable pfp. Love me some Hex Maniac.
*key literally running away* is such an underappreciated moment
Olivia McGee ikr that had me weak
Bob: I took care of this TNT in a non dangerous way!! **blows up and dies**
Bob & Mark: "Glaive Daddy"
Me: Has flashbacks of Illidan
Mark: aw you guys get all the loot
Proceeds to salvage his best armour
That was so painful to watch
He was reducing the damage he was taking. But he should’ve still kept it for later though...
he salvaged his highest level armor that was worse than his level 1 armor
like mark said multiple times, bob and wade died more wearing high level armor than he did when he wore the level 1 armor
Sometimes its about the stats rather than the levels. 35% damage reduction is better than acquiring souls he can't use or lifestealing from damage that he doesn't deal cuz his weapon was inferior. Actually, 35% damage reduction on lightweight armor is kinda busted. Its all the joys of tanking without the slowness of wearing heavier armor.
@De'Shawn Prestly yeah but the theif armor was better because it game him signafacnatly more health in total. It also buffed his weapon speed by alot which gave him the dps. It was still overall better.
Mark: “I think my lower level armor is better.” Me: “N-No..”
I like how he didn't even look at the bonus health.
His Power 1 gave him +1 health but the Power 9 gave him +32.
Yeah, but it’s not all about those kinds of stats. Those percentages will apply to any weapon he will ever have, AND with the damage reduction it is highly likely he will save more health with said damage reduction. Percentages are where it’s at!
Literally hurt my heart physically when he salvaged all the other pieces of armor lmao. Had to pause the video and just stare.
@@MystralThunder not when your max health is 30 and one piece of armor gives you +1 and another gives you +32... that's 320% better than the +1 armor and the +50% max health being 15% better than the 35% damage reduction makes the higher health armor an obvious choice. Funny how math works sometimes
@@cartet4729 it's not all about health if you have more health that mean you will be able to get hit more times but the damage reduction will let you get damaged less
Are we just gonna not talk about the fact that Bobs name is Cankey Crew
yeahp
yup
Yea I noticed dat...
he stans
"Hahaha I can never die"
Yet another Winchester
The fuckin Winchester are not imortal the have have the strongest armor plot armor
Mark: gets a rare glave
Bob and wade: have unique gave and armor
Mark: am I a joke to you?
Mark: "you killed my dog!"
*John Wick has entered the chat*
New game idea: once the dog dies, you can summon John Wick 😂
You’d be unbeatable then :0
@@Winter5587 oh shit you're right 😅
“You gotta be shoving it in me!” I spat out my water hearing that.
jack and pewds: I accidentally killed a sheep, I’m so sorry!
Mark: laughs while pumping sheeps full of arrows
I’ve been waiting for some more Minecraft dungeons content on RUclips, excited to see marks playing it
Kaif vods
Dungeons is shit
Yeah me too mark seems like the person whod be good at a dungeon crawler
@@LebronShaqthe2nd ok faze ripoff
Pretty sure he'll never play it again after the consecutive disappointment he's experienced 😂😂. If that was me that game would be gone fast.
Jack: NO I KILLED SHEEP
Mark: *menacing laugh as he slaughters all the sheep*
Edit: Thankyou for 400 likes that's the most I've ever gotten!
xD
xD
Haboski
Mark is literally me when lm playing games with my friends.
U have friends?
"Learn to dodge!"
*Proceeds to be hit twice in a row by a slow, green cube*
29:15
Mark forgot this wasn't Unus Annus lol
Donut tastes Better with farts and love
He is annus what do you expect
The dungeon really had something against Mark at the end 😂
"Maybe if I drown myself?"
*Old man consequences intensifies*
I get that reference, *sad FNAF noises*
*Harold sad old man meme intensifies*
Bob and Wade: are wizards
Mark: I am the animal king!
Mark: [advertising an awesome Cloak merch collab again]
Me: [sobbing at the $5 in my bank account]
Me: *laughs in broke and no allowance*
*laughs in items that are out of stock*
*laughs in doesn't even have a bank account*
*Can't even afford air*
Bob rubbing in his corrupted beacon: SOUL CUBE
Me an intellectual: ok but mark literally has the afk farmer setup.
I love that Wades chat was telling him about some of the secrets, but leaving out the important info of them only being available on New Game+
What about the fact that they missed 3 secret levels. Creepy crypt, soggy cave, and arch haven.
@@NinjaMaster-og8ti
Well, they definitely outright missed Creepy Crypt. The other levels at least have a chance to not spawn in 🤣 even if they had played those stages lol.
@@littlehollow7196 well arch haven is the only secret level that I found a challenge to find. Creepy crypt has a high chance of spawning, their is a trick for finding soggy cave by checking at the beginning of the level to see if secrets are 0/1 or 0/2 if you activated the runes, underhalls has a 100% chance.
Bob: I got this fucking cool magic thing that can destroy everything in my path!
Wade: I got this other really fucking cool magical weapon that can destroy entire armies with a single slash!
*everyone turns to look at what Mark got*
Mark: *...I got a pebble...*
Mark , “Now listen...”
Me and the boys: “mhhh”
Christopher Farley just stop, okay? Don’t use other channels to promote yours!
@@jinkaleb7414 thank fuck someone's got fucking sense
@Christopher Farley NOPE NOPE NOPE SPAM BOT
@@jinkaleb7414 its probably a spambot
Mark: "hey, listen.....cloa-"
Bob: "DON'T"
Mark: Novice Beast master.
Bob and wade: DBZ necromancers
40:00 wade and bob bullying Mark makes me laugh so hard🤣
Sean: Sam
Felix: Sven
Mark: a pet named Steve!
thdbjdiroeke this brought back so many memories omg
Mark: So items are shared between us?
Wade: Sometimes it looks like it, sometimes it doesn't.
*yeah this is big brain time*
Fun Fact: The human body has so many bones that you can make an entire skeleton out of it.
Now this a big pp
ALT_King_Ston X no he just stole it from the front page of reddit
Damn that's some big brain knowledge
And also the floor is made out of floor.
Wow , I never knew THAT!!!
I can't believe mark never made a second video. There were so many funny moments later on in the stream
I love how mark had the perfect item to counter that last boss and he didnt use it properly not even for once
Dont worry mark, that totem shield is actually pretty good!!! In chaotic modes it can save some serious ass by blocking hundreds of any projectile
@_-Sir-_ _-PlaysAlot-_ Lmao yeah, and he had 2 pets, almost doubling the team's hp and distracting the enemies
@_-Sir-_ _-PlaysAlot-_ yeah thats what im thinking
bob: obsesing over secrets
the crew: looks at a secret
mark: ThErE iS nO sEcReTs
@Griff Thewiff oops
Bobs name is "Canky crew"
anyone else notice that
I noticed I was about to comment on it to. I think it’s pretty funny 😄
yea
Yeah I saw it too
Time stamp?
yes.
To be fair to Mark, he was way tankier then the other two that entire session. So even without the soul cube he was soaking up a lot of damage.
Mark: Kills cow
Cow: I will drop you some pork for your troubles.
Mark: let's do this bob: oh hey
Bob's "I'm a wizard!" at 15:20 made my heart melt.
Mark when he kills a sheep or cow: AHH HAHAHA!!
Mark when he kills a spider: oh poor spider... :(
Mark: Every time Wade dies its his fault
Me:Gets Uno flashback memories... NO ITS BARBRA'S FAULT
Barbra never did anything wrong
@@svenfinite9767 that's a lie
They never ask how is Barbara :'( only yelling at her
U rite!
U rite!
People with good luck: *Laughs*
People with bad luck: *Still laughs but can relate*
Mark: CLOAK. BRAND.
Bob: no. just no.
I’m very sorry Christopher but I will not
ツAcidFN Don’t be sorry. He can’t expect anybody to subscribe to him just because he asked. That’s not how life works
Bob: we don't do that here
Hoopla Sorry, I was trying to comment fast to get likes😅
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28:28
look guys I found the gold key. AGH!!!...... huh... Look guys I found the gold key!
Bob is a blessing to us humans on this earth