YIPPIE! My personal ""Hear me out's", if you please (in no particular order): -The Silent Orchestra (Lobotomy Corporation) -Cancer Cell (Cells at Work) -Porccubus (Lobotomy Corporation) -The Boiled One -Coilhead (Lethal Company) -Colin the Computer (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) -Dante (Limbus Company) -Adult Maneater (Lethal Company) -Auglur (My Singing Monsters) -얀샋ㄷ요무/Distorted Yan Vismok (Library of Ruina) -Garn47 (Garn47) -The Imposter From Among Us (Among Us) -Der Freischütz (Lobotomy Corporation)
To be fair... My hear me outs are usually astartes... And usually Argel Tal or Phosis T'kar both of who turned into horrifying monsters.... And also child soldiers.
Dudes will post 'hear me out' characters that are 7/10 women with horns or something. Women will post 'hear me out' and it's one of the monsters from The Thing.
@@ivansmirnoff6987 This is obviously based on stereotypes, but it has me curious about how it fits with the gender norms of sexual expression. Even today, women are typically encouraged to suppress their sexuality in favor of a “modest” and “pure” image. I’d dare suggest the most culturally normative type of sexual attraction is that of straight men.
Tier 1 is absolutely disappointing. Like I sm sorry, but thirsting for a hot elf twink does not make you a monster fucker. Though Sangheili thirsting does imo.
I find something to be a monster if it has more beast attributes than human attributes, yet still having the major point of humanoid anatomy (and consent of course) Thats just my opinion on what monsters should be fuckable
@@sebastianbronowicki7073 Pretty much, yeah. I wouldn't say I get it, but that at least makes sense to me that people would go for that. He is literally just a big guy. With horns. Physiologically he's basically human.
@@ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж No. Decency is what keeps everything going. Primal urges are to be kept down and liberated only when appropiate or necessary (for example, doing tier 3 and above).
The idea that the Dancer of the Boreal Valley is a harder sell than half the humanoid monsters that came earlier on the list amuses me. Apparently some people just can't appreciate the benefits of a 30-foot tall bellydancer with enough flexibility to maintain solid eye contact with someone standing behind her.
@26th_Primarch Technically not its final form, but most people that don't know the deep lore wouldn't know that. Either way, it's literally all made of corpses, and has the collective knowledge and intelligence of said corpses... having said that, I'm pretty sure it would know EXACTLY what to do if you asked it for certain "favors"
@@26th_Primarch if they knew of the planetary graveminds they would go crazy because of the sheer number of tentacles involved (that and the biological version of the logic plague turning them crazy without any contact being neccessary)
When I saw female elites in the "basic" tier I'll admit I was a touch confused before the point was made that they were modded to have big bazongas, which yeah ok I guess it makes sense. Still, not the sangheili model that lit my monsterlover spark. Arbiter my beloved 💜
I honestly can’t understand this list, putting post transform vicar Amelia, deathclaws,(both just anthropomorphic furries) and xenomorphs(literally designed to be sexy in some way) so high up is insane, none of those are a hear me out
For a second there I understood the Arbiter was female and was confused but ready to jump into the bandwagon. Arbiter is a great character but I am strictly into vajayjay.
@@KommanderKratomyou don't think those are hear me outs? Dawg I can get away with telling my dad I want to smash liara, it gets hard to say the same for xenomorph or death claws
I tried to have people share "hear me outs" on a discord server I'm in but they argued that attraction to any character that wasn’t human was unredeemably immoral :(
@@sinedddmk8996 "Ironic" might not not be the best way to put it, but regardless, the Twins were intentionally designed to have sex appeal, therefore no need to "hear me out", given their straightforward nature.
@@sinedddmk8996 the Twins are basically military-grade robot ballerinas, and in the lore, those ballerinas became very popular in terms of, well... "Intercourse"
At least the one Kaiju on here is more practical. Don't get dropped by the vast indifference striding over the landscape. Oh and maybe the Bloodborne bosses count?as kaiju?
yeahhhh... im going to implore you to make a part two of this. 🤣🤣 This was funny to hear and interesting for an inexplicable reason, Your commentary and constant sudden switching from casual chill DM demeanor to "your a fu***** ***** you little *****" was endlessly funny!
A cool part about Evolve's Wraith is that it's doing the whole monster shtick to save it's own dimension : The generators used by humanity set off what is essentially nukes in the monsters' birthplace. Not only are you being murderfricked by a spooky bloodthirsty monster, but said monster also a badass ecologist. P.S. : the tyranid you chose is a "Hive Tyrant", basically a mix of a Zerg Overlord and Brood Queen. Thus, you chose a perfectly good depiction.
"That's _colonel_ blender-of-blades to you, maggot!" Get it, 'cuz he's in charge... In charge of maggots. ...seriously the Tyranids's habit to turn at least some of their command nodes into formidable warriors is a _great_ excuse for the 'Rank equals power' thing Warhammer (and most fantasy) has going.
@@JoshSweetvale It does make sense, you want your commanders to be able to defend themselves. Though if I was the hive mind I wouldn’t go so hard on melee, being danger close isn’t the best for survivability
Fancy seeing you here, but I see your 🤓and raise you yet another because technically she is from Warhammer Fantasy. Though, yeah, the form shown is her AoS one which has ghost titties rather than wooden ones.
My personal "hear me out"s (specifically from Rain World) The Rot: tentacles, squishy noises and actively trying to consume me, yes please. The Echos: they are so understanding and also I want to give them a reason to stay longer The iterators: giant box made of biomechanical metal, filled to the brim with neutron flies, inspectors and also the puppet.
The Rot is definitely a massive "hear me out" type pick. I applaud you for your honesty. I totally get the iterators though. I'm taking that robussy any day. 😔✊
The reason the tryanids pictures were so different is that in lore they end up stealkng the genetic makeup of whom they kill, so eventually tryanids that fight in two seperate planets will start to look different
Now i want to read a fanfic whit Tryanids and Aragamis [the main monters in God Eater] crossed Aragamis are basicly the same exept they are not stopping at Biomass, they WILL eat anything they come into contact with and evolve from it including but not limited to: People, Ammored vehicles, Weapons, Radiation[apparently?], Buildings and If the anime is anything to go by a Fusion generator blowing up
Yeah, surprised Khan didn't mention that, they were purposefully made to represent three things: xenophobia (fear of what's alien and unknown), the sensuality of latex and leather over a sexy woman (as was envisioned back then: hourglass figure, thick thighs and waist...) and male-on-male S. Assault (really, go check it out, I'm not making that up)
@jonathanoriley8260 My comment got deleted but basically the head of xenomorph is base on male sexual organ and face hugger is female organ. If you look at a lot of Gigar work and documentaries, you can see how he thinks.
I kept waiting for the Sphinx from Dragons Dogma 2. The ways she strikes genuine terror with that smile/head tilt thing, but also gently praises you for correct answers. Goodness gracious golly gee
Transformers Prime had both a joke about Jake’s mom finding Optimus hot, and a decepticon who was specifically designed to be hot (his name, fittingly, is Knock Out) and gave starscream stiletto high heels. Idk what my point here is but.. yeah.
Recently i learned that the Boiled One is considered a sexy tumbler man. Lemme repeat that one more time - *the **_Boiled One_** is considered a sexy tumbler man*
I'm surprised Garrus wasn't on here. He'd probably be on Tier 1, since he's actually romancable in-game & it seems everyone's in love with, but he's basically a humanoid bird covered in chitin with sharp edges!
You're also going to need first aid after you do the dirty with him unless you take some extensive precautions. But the man is just so charming there's no doubt as to how bangable he is. Killer personality.
What’s most interesting to me about Garrus is the kind of attraction he has towards Shepherd. By his own admission, he’s not physically attracted to her. It’s purely her personality that he loves. It’s possible that the same goes for a ton of people who chose to romance him.
I saw some people thirsting over AM. The giant monolith fueled by it's HATRED for humanity. Like you can not fix the giant angry computer. *HE'S GOING TO BREAK YOU.*
The most iconic “Hear Me Out” will always be Pyramid Head. Much like Silent Hill itself, your reaction to the Pyramid Head “Hear Me Out” is a manifestation of your deep psychological makeup.
Pyramid Head is kinda buff guy with huge biceps and cool anime bell on top of having cool one-pair of a scissors as weapon. Also he is so based, just killing whoever he wanna, taking no damage. James don't even killed single of them, they just "K, we had enough, let's unalive ourselves".
@@GorilkaCo That’s exactly the thing. No one is a moderate on Pyramid Head. Either you think it’s weird or you think that’s a conventionally attractive guy.
Hehehe I've been looking forward to this Also Gravemind quotes go hard asf, my favs are "fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers" and "there is much talk, and I have listened through rock and metal and time, now I shall talk, and you shall listen"
10:30 isn't there a character in Balders Gate 3 where you save them from a mindflayer and afterward they more or less go 'You saved me and all but GOD DAMN, what do those tentacles do' and like every option you have to respond is either 'they will kill you' or 'Uh? really?'
I'm shocked that post-transformation Alcina Dimitrescu didn't make the suggestions. Many times I heard people thirsting for her when RE8 came out and reminded them of her monster form, only to hear them respond with "still would."
Revisiting the video that introduced me to your channel. Hoping for more of something like this in future, but your normal content is slowly getting its hooks in me. Subscribed.
Well glad to see that I'm not alone in regards to being unique with tastes, considering the first character that popped into my head was Lady Dimitrescu's true form. Followed by a series of other creatures that become so far detached from the human form due to either monstrous size, or added limbs that I'm beginning to understand why everyone goes silent during these discussions in my usual groups. 10/10 video however.
The name for this is teratophilia (though it is also referred to a xenophilia quite often). And fun fact, i can't find the paper that said it, but even from personal anecdotal experience i can say it seems to be vastly more common among neurodivergent peoples (and the socially alienated in general)
I can't speak for it myself anecdotally, (From the ND perspective)* but I do enjoy things that either boggle the mind, or I know from a logical standpoint would absolutely be a terrible idea. However there is just something in my brain that goes: "Would" Only to ponder how that would work. Tis a fun thought exercise/fantasy at times.
My good man(?), "dragon" is the first objective in any monsterf..lover's bingo. Plus us who are already into Dimitrescu for the "I wanna conquer giant lady with my bedroom skills" just get a bigger prize to hunt ;]
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Well since I'm here anyway... -The Thing -Bloaters from TLoU -Filbur from Oddity Compendium (Largely due to the cognitohazard elements) -S.H.O.D.A.N. -The Many -Abathur -Izsha -Pandemonius -The Ceph -Alex Mercer (Post realization of it's reality ofc) -Solitaires from 40k -Tyranids (Lictor specifically.) -Dragons -Driders -Naga -Anything that could be considered to require conceptualization/can make you conceptualize things. (Think Lovecraft, tentacles optional. It's the part where it's making me ponder anything from existentialism to just having a level of menace of being so far above me. Examples include: Death from Supernatural as represented by Julian Richings, The Flesh that Hates, The King in Yellow, Reapers from Mass Effect, The Pale from Disco Elysium... (Actually pretty much all the traits in Disco Elysium for that matter.) Protagonist from Prey, Etc.
A true crime! Where are the combiners? The Thirteen Primes? Quintesson? Even Optimus the safer safest most vanilla option out there! Honestly, I'd put 9 out of10 of then in Tier 1. They're metal humans. I'm not a die hard deep-lore fan, but I know there must be some Cybertronian out there weird enough to be put in 2-3 XD
10:35 funny you should make that "Made in a lab to be a tumblr sexyman" comment, given the titular Lobotomy Corporation is like the SCP Foundation crossed with Aperture Science and the power company and all played for horror. Also God now I want to see you do a LobCorp video. The Terrors would be immense.
What do my picks for each tier say about me? Tier 1: The outsider from the Dishonored games Tier 2: V1 from Ultrakill Tier 3: Our Lady of the charred Visage from Blasphemous Tier 4: A Phantom from Prey 2017 Tier 5: A false Hydra from DnD
I initially was going to say Halo 4 Cortana and Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite both normal and DLC but then I realized they would fall under tier 1 anyway. Now I am kinda surprised the Primordial from Halo wasn’t brought up. But I guess he kinda is part of the Gravemind anyway.
Here's my genuinely insane and unhinged "Hear me out" character: the Rachni queen from Mass Effect. The rachni need to repopulate the galaxy, and by the gods I'll be the one to help her do it.
@voxistaken surprisingly no, I'm not much of a voice person bar a few exceptions (Roodaka from Bionicle my beloved) I just want to know what that oviposter do
Xenomorphs from Alien belong to Tier 3, because Giger intentionally designed them erotic. Just look at his art, creatures from there are maybe even tier 2. Meanwhile, Tyranids from WH40K canonically can... eeeeh. Infect you with their genome, let's put it in that way, there's a whole faction of Genestealers being born out of that.
I was initially disappointed to see that my pick of "Female Stim Pilot from Titanfall 2" didn't even make the list, but the inclusion of Assaultrons definitely made up for it. And I will admit, I didn't just visit Kleo an unhealthy amount of times, I unlocked to robot hacking perk just so I could make her a companion. If I recall correctly, as soon as I did this, the entire town of Goodneighbor immediately tried to kill me, including Curie, the companion I was running with at the time... Worth it.
You know what I find interesting. When someone mods a character that's usually not attractive, to have a feminine busty humanoid figure, it makes the character far more appealing to most. From Argonians to Deathclaws, or any number of Pokémon, it seems folks can accept any amalgamation of facial features if the body is "sexy".
Literally the amount of deathclaw r34 ive seen where its legit just a deathclaw with boobs and ass is wild. Like you cant say you think deathclaws are hot if you need to add boobs
Abeloth from Star wars- an insane and insanely powerful force entity that basically hypnotizes force users to cause wars so that she can escape her prison
Kleo is also literally the best merchant in the game, she has like 4 times more caps than everyone else, and sells amazing items. Someone at bethesda was very proud of this model lol.
Once upon a time I thought Markiplier's Pokemon: Smash or Pass was the most entertaining video in the vain of "Would you? Would you really?", but this has taken the lead. (for transparency's sake, the first character i thought of when clicking on this was Kerrigan, so i guess that puts me in tier 2.)
My "hear me out" are Black Holes. Yes, the space phenomenon. Yes, I am serious. Yes I like my women like I like my black holes, able to spaghettify my body beyond human comprehension, bending the light around themselves, capable of destroying universes, unreachable and as huge as a fucking planet.
Welp, you've opened my floodgates so I have to get this out of my system: Mileena, Symbiotes (She-Venom, Scream, Agony, Big Mother, etc), Imps (DOOM), Whiplash (DOOM Eternal), Dancer of the Boreal Valley, Yautja, Xenomorph, Mal0, Rachnera Arachnera (Monster Musume), Zombina (Monster Musume), Huntress (DBD), my girlfriend (cuz I'm pretty sure she's secretly a tentacled eldritch horror that will one day destroy us all) I have no shame
8:34 You literally just described the two elites that're actual characters in Halo 2 and 3. Keith David voiced The Arbiter and while Idk who did Shipmaster, he nailed it.
@@TheOblivionMan To put it nicely: KLEO is more or less an Assaultron with a secret plan to kill everyone in Goodneighbor when they least expect it. (From someone who has played Fallout 4. Real good game that doesn’t have much appreciation.
@@TheOblivionMan To put it nicely: KLEO is more or less an Assaultron with a secret plan to kill everyone in Goodneighbor when they least expect it. (From someone who has played Fallout 4. Real good game that doesn’t have much appreciation.
15:42 Also as per the lore (if I'm remembering correctly that is) the Grave Mind knows everything that everyone it consumed knew, so suffice to say it probably knows a few tricks so to speak.
Fun fact about Mermaes Mora from The Elder Scrolls. We know he hoards knowledge and copies of all books past, present, and future and such he has so much smutty books from Nirn (the planet) that he literally uses all the smutty books as support beams for his realm in Oblivion (the realm the daedra live in).
For how active the PM community is, it's really weird how little content of any nonhumans there is. Basically all human characters get pages upon pages on r34, but even outwardly attractive ones in behavior like Kromer The Dreamer Of Human Wholeness have literally nothing. There isnt even a single suggestive piece of the 3 birds drawn or written, despite being some of the most iconic abnos! MiniNephthys's stuff on ao3 is some of the best
Y'all are offering so many more suggestions that I will eventually do another. Eventually.
WOO!
Ah the joys of touching anything near humanity's rule 34.....endless options for utter filth
We would love to see part 2.
YIPPIE!
My personal ""Hear me out's", if you please (in no particular order):
-The Silent Orchestra (Lobotomy Corporation)
-Cancer Cell (Cells at Work)
-Porccubus (Lobotomy Corporation)
-The Boiled One
-Coilhead (Lethal Company)
-Colin the Computer (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
-Dante (Limbus Company)
-Adult Maneater (Lethal Company)
-Auglur (My Singing Monsters)
-얀샋ㄷ요무/Distorted Yan Vismok (Library of Ruina)
-Garn47 (Garn47)
-The Imposter From Among Us (Among Us)
-Der Freischütz (Lobotomy Corporation)
@@polaknasieci1331 No judgement, I'm just letting you know that reading "The Boiled One" in this context gave me a visceral reaction, well done 😭😭
People will say "hear me out" then post the most conventionally attractive characters in the galaxy.
Admittedly I am also guilty of this becasue my hear me out is Nexus Prince Shaffar from WoW:TBC
To be fair... My hear me outs are usually astartes... And usually Argel Tal or Phosis T'kar both of who turned into horrifying monsters.... And also child soldiers.
Half of us don't know what we're doing. But we're tryin :/
My friend once tried to "hear me out" with the Queen of Blades 🤣 like bro ... That's just a hot chick with chitin armour.
@@Godaronful Ok hear me out, liara.
So many of these can be described as, "No, you don't want this character, you want what R34 artists have made of this character."
You underestimate the kinds of people out there on the internet.
Real 💀
I know! I get excited when someone says they would fuck a Deathclaw, and then they show me a Deathclaw with big tits :/
And i Tell them YES
Not enough R34.
Dudes will post 'hear me out' characters that are 7/10 women with horns or something.
Women will post 'hear me out' and it's one of the monsters from The Thing.
@@ivansmirnoff6987 This is obviously based on stereotypes, but it has me curious about how it fits with the gender norms of sexual expression.
Even today, women are typically encouraged to suppress their sexuality in favor of a “modest” and “pure” image.
I’d dare suggest the most culturally normative type of sexual attraction is that of straight men.
@@Zeeboq look man ive seen what women on reddit are like… the commenter is 100% right
@@dietmilkk I wasn’t trying to debunk anything
@@dietmilkkI mean in my personal experience men and women are equally horny for the bizarre and profane.
Clearly around the wrong dudes
Tier 1 is absolutely disappointing. Like I sm sorry, but thirsting for a hot elf twink does not make you a monster fucker. Though Sangheili thirsting does imo.
yes, that is the point of Tier 1 :)
Wanting to fuck a literal devil and murderous robots is a bit questionable, no matter how attractive they are.
wanting to bang a literal devil and murderous robots is definitely questionable, no matter how hot they are.
eeeehhhhhh debatable? Like, don't get me wrong it's not the same kind as... the rest, but like it is technically monster fucking as it's a non human.
I find something to be a monster if it has more beast attributes than human attributes, yet still having the major point of humanoid anatomy (and consent of course)
Thats just my opinion on what monsters should be fuckable
I genuinely laughed out loud when you brought up Iron Bull.
He's literally just a big dude with horns.
No kidding, guy's just a (literally) horny himbo that's secretly smart.
@@sebastianbronowicki7073
Pretty much, yeah.
I wouldn't say I get it, but that at least makes sense to me that people would go for that. He is literally just a big guy. With horns. Physiologically he's basically human.
10:05 “Glados from Portal 2… when she’s a potato” made me choke on my own spit
... also my one
@@TobyPieterseyou would fuck a potato if it degraded you???
Please don't let there be a Vaporeon, please don't let there be a Vaporeon, please don't let there be a Vaporeon.
EDIT: Im proud of you guys.
Vaporeon probably doesn’t count as hear me out
@@anotherbacklog I hope so. My trust in human decency is but a thin veil.
@@ThePandoraGuy Decency is a social construct. Reject modernity, embrace you primal urges
@@ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж No. Decency is what keeps everything going. Primal urges are to be kept down and liberated only when appropiate or necessary (for example, doing tier 3 and above).
@@ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж "Embrace your primal urges" is how you end up broke and behind bars.
There is one more tier I believe has been left forgotten, or purposely neglected.
It’s the “Go to prison” tier.
Thats the tier i would HOPE would be left out, because some peoples "hear me out" is just a sex crime
Jesus Christ
*coughcough anything FNAF*
@@yeedog6145 13:11
1 right before that being “moral gray area” still should go to jail just to be safe
How the hell did the nurses make it on here but Pyramid Head didn’t?
@@jdsmith8282 that's what i said lmao
I honestly was surprised there weren’t other horror movie characters 😂
@@jdsmith8282Some people aren't brave enough, but I am 🥴
@@HorrorEnthusiast-g1e how as there no samara???
Pyramid head is just a dude with a pyramid on his head.
The idea that the Dancer of the Boreal Valley is a harder sell than half the humanoid monsters that came earlier on the list amuses me. Apparently some people just can't appreciate the benefits of a 30-foot tall bellydancer with enough flexibility to maintain solid eye contact with someone standing behind her.
Mentioning standing behind her, thats a dump truck.
It’s cause she’s a sludge covered skeleton under that armor, and said armor has become her new skin
@@a1z158 I mean we are already kind of flesh covered skeletons so its close enough
@@arbikiuszelemelek3347 yeah, but not corpse sludge covered skeletons. Trust me, that shit stinks bad
@a1z158, and that still wouldn't stop some people...
The “hear me out” meme is just teratophillia hitting the mainstream
The further along you get it does start to just turn into straight up monsterfucking lol
wait this had a name this whole time
Ngl a favorite tag of mine
The fukk is a teratophile?
*googles*
Wait….. there is a actual name for monster girls?
@@ricecooker7037 watch your back
"I just want a woman that will actually just kill me"
Seriously, anyone who chooses these types of characters is either mentally unwell or just wants the R34'd version, not the plain vanilla character.
I think the real question here is why designers feel the need to add conventionally sexy features to monsters.
I think there’s a pretty straightforward answer to be found.
Evil is a seductive force, that’s why it’s so charged
Easy, person see big booba or big banana and they click
Imo, humans like comprehending shit. And the easiest way for us to start comprehension of another entity is physical appeal.
I'm not complaining...
So the winner was the final boss of necrophilia? Understandable.
Wouldn't that technically be a Brethren Moon from Dead Space since the Gravemind from Halo 2 isn't even the final form of the Flood?
The night mother.
@26th_Primarch Technically not its final form, but most people that don't know the deep lore wouldn't know that. Either way, it's literally all made of corpses, and has the collective knowledge and intelligence of said corpses... having said that, I'm pretty sure it would know EXACTLY what to do if you asked it for certain "favors"
@@26th_Primarch if they knew of the planetary graveminds they would go crazy because of the sheer number of tentacles involved (that and the biological version of the logic plague turning them crazy without any contact being neccessary)
@@26th_Primarch
You know someone would.
You know they exist.
The lack of springtrap disturbs me.
He is such a bad bitch tho
I know right, GOD I'm so disappointed.
When I saw female elites in the "basic" tier I'll admit I was a touch confused before the point was made that they were modded to have big bazongas, which yeah ok I guess it makes sense. Still, not the sangheili model that lit my monsterlover spark. Arbiter my beloved 💜
Mhmm!! The Arbiter the most handsome man in the galaxy, and nobody can convince me otherwise!
Keith David has a gorgeous voice.
I honestly can’t understand this list, putting post transform vicar Amelia, deathclaws,(both just anthropomorphic furries) and xenomorphs(literally designed to be sexy in some way) so high up is insane, none of those are a hear me out
For a second there I understood the Arbiter was female and was confused but ready to jump into the bandwagon. Arbiter is a great character but I am strictly into vajayjay.
@@KommanderKratomyou don't think those are hear me outs? Dawg I can get away with telling my dad I want to smash liara, it gets hard to say the same for xenomorph or death claws
" chased down and railed by feral werewolf". So my headpgones just died and that got played out loud at work. Fing pricless lmao
If you’re headphones don’t automatically pause the vid when they die honestly that was divine intervention
F
Headphones really just said F you 🤣
FBI: don’t lie we’ve seen your browser history
Oh no
I tried to have people share "hear me outs" on a discord server I'm in but they argued that attraction to any character that wasn’t human was unredeemably immoral :(
Womp womp to them, I would have enjoyed a question like that me personally
Find new people these ones clearly did not understand the assignment
Or just do that thing where you have a second friend group lol
They can’t take curie(both versions) from me!!!!!
I hate people who can't separate fiction from reality. This is just one of many ways that manifests.
It's SO ironic when people do "hear me out" on Twins from Atomic Heart
I think it is because they are robots
Or the meme.
@@m.i.g.2023 Could you please tell why it would be ironic? I sm not familiar with the work, but I am intreiged.
@@sinedddmk8996 "Ironic" might not not be the best way to put it, but regardless, the Twins were intentionally designed to have sex appeal, therefore no need to "hear me out", given their straightforward nature.
@@sinedddmk8996 the Twins are basically military-grade robot ballerinas, and in the lore, those ballerinas became very popular in terms of, well... "Intercourse"
particularly when there from the same game as a literal flirtatious fridge
Godzilla is absent from here and so is optimus prime
shoulda suggested it when the call was put out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At least the one Kaiju on here is more practical. Don't get dropped by the vast indifference striding over the landscape.
Oh and maybe the Bloodborne bosses count?as kaiju?
As the guy who submitted Biollante, I'm just happy she made Tier 5.
I'd put 'em in tiers 4 & 2 respectively.
Godzilla is just beastiality at that point
yeahhhh... im going to implore you to make a part two of this. 🤣🤣
This was funny to hear and interesting for an inexplicable reason, Your commentary and constant sudden switching from casual chill DM demeanor to "your a fu***** ***** you little *****" was endlessly funny!
The differing layers really gives me "how fake 'monster fuckers' when real monster fuckers come at them" vibes LMAO, especially 1 vs stuff like 3 - 4
A cool part about Evolve's Wraith is that it's doing the whole monster shtick to save it's own dimension : The generators used by humanity set off what is essentially nukes in the monsters' birthplace.
Not only are you being murderfricked by a spooky bloodthirsty monster, but said monster also a badass ecologist.
P.S. : the tyranid you chose is a "Hive Tyrant", basically a mix of a Zerg Overlord and Brood Queen. Thus, you chose a perfectly good depiction.
"That's _colonel_ blender-of-blades to you, maggot!"
Get it, 'cuz he's in charge...
In charge of maggots.
...seriously the Tyranids's habit to turn at least some of their command nodes into formidable warriors is a _great_ excuse for the 'Rank equals power' thing Warhammer (and most fantasy) has going.
@@JoshSweetvale
It does make sense, you want your commanders to be able to defend themselves.
Though if I was the hive mind I wouldn’t go so hard on melee, being danger close isn’t the best for survivability
Ngl hearing that it’s basically an ecologist instantly increased its attractiveness by like 50%
@@Alexander59059 I suppose that the principle is “if a threat has made it that close then the time for deterrence has passed”
8:41 I did NOT want to hear this sentence ever spoken by a human. EVER.
12:05 Not to be "that guy" but Drycha is from Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, not 40K. Aside from that, this video made me laugh so good job ^^
Fancy seeing you here, but I see your 🤓and raise you yet another because technically she is from Warhammer Fantasy. Though, yeah, the form shown is her AoS one which has ghost titties rather than wooden ones.
@@40KTheories 🤣🤣🤣 im such a nerd I thought the same thing.
But Drycha is just 😏😏😏
She’s also from WFB (yes I am that pedantic, shhh…)
Sorry, I'm really not familiar with all the different eras but thank you for the correction 😅😅
@@40KTheories was exactly about to say that too 🧐
I do enjoy having my cup of morning coffee and watching the interesting ideas of people have for getting railed in unimaginable ways.
Hey, some of us want to be the railer, let's keep the equality of opportunity here, mm'kay?
My personal "hear me out"s (specifically from Rain World)
The Rot: tentacles, squishy noises and actively trying to consume me, yes please.
The Echos: they are so understanding and also I want to give them a reason to stay longer
The iterators: giant box made of biomechanical metal, filled to the brim with neutron flies, inspectors and also the puppet.
The Rot is definitely a massive "hear me out" type pick.
I applaud you for your honesty.
I totally get the iterators though.
I'm taking that robussy any day. 😔✊
Who said Tyranid?
Please report to the inquisition for... Evaluation.
Evaluation via indiscriminate flamer usage...
It would not surprise me if most of them chose the lictor
@@greener7580 Either Lictors, Hive Lords, or Genestealers.
a member of the cult of the four armed emperor no doubt
There are some...interesting art of certain tyranid xenotypes evolving to have...alternate methods to harvest biomass...
Bro I saw the chicken pop up at 2:04 and thought “this boutta get interesting huh”
@@Squeb Peace was never an option
Peace was never an option
@@lorddumb21 Peace was never an option
@@Abe-1201 Peace was never an option
@@HorrorEnthusiast-g1e Peace was never an option
12:53 xenomorph are peak.
The reason the tryanids pictures were so different is that in lore they end up stealkng the genetic makeup of whom they kill, so eventually tryanids that fight in two seperate planets will start to look different
Now i want to read a fanfic whit Tryanids and Aragamis [the main monters in God Eater] crossed
Aragamis are basicly the same exept they are not stopping at Biomass, they WILL eat anything they come into contact with and evolve from it including but not limited to: People, Ammored vehicles, Weapons, Radiation[apparently?], Buildings and If the anime is anything to go by a Fusion generator blowing up
I mean, considering that Giger created the xenomorphs, it becomes less wierd that people find them attractive.
It's genuinely baked in, man.
I mean it's literally a penis for head and vegina for face hugger soooo.
Yeah, surprised Khan didn't mention that, they were purposefully made to represent three things: xenophobia (fear of what's alien and unknown), the sensuality of latex and leather over a sexy woman (as was envisioned back then: hourglass figure, thick thighs and waist...) and male-on-male S. Assault (really, go check it out, I'm not making that up)
Genuine curiosity: What about the Xenomorph being made by Giger specifically allows it to make sense?
@jonathanoriley8260 My comment got deleted but basically the head of xenomorph is base on male sexual organ and face hugger is female organ. If you look at a lot of Gigar work and documentaries, you can see how he thinks.
I kept waiting for the Sphinx from Dragons Dogma 2. The ways she strikes genuine terror with that smile/head tilt thing, but also gently praises you for correct answers. Goodness gracious golly gee
People of XCOM nodding in the distance, thinking about Vipers...
Please do not ever call me out like ever again.
Worry more about those who are into chryssalids.
Snitties tho....
fun fact: viper str*p clubs are "canon" (chimera squad lore)
@@Gmann2021 FR????
My mom used to have a crush on Optimus Prime as a kid. That might be a good "hear me out."
Looks don't matter when the personality is flawless. Also the voice.
@@reidcunningham5906 Tbh, this is probably closer to a tier 2
@reidcunningham5906 its on my hear me out list too
Transformers Prime had both a joke about Jake’s mom finding Optimus hot, and a decepticon who was specifically designed to be hot (his name, fittingly, is Knock Out) and gave starscream stiletto high heels. Idk what my point here is but.. yeah.
Makes sense. Optimus is a DILF
Recently i learned that the Boiled One is considered a sexy tumbler man.
Lemme repeat that one more time - *the **_Boiled One_** is considered a sexy tumbler man*
I'm surprised Garrus wasn't on here. He'd probably be on Tier 1, since he's actually romancable in-game & it seems everyone's in love with, but he's basically a humanoid bird covered in chitin with sharp edges!
You're also going to need first aid after you do the dirty with him unless you take some extensive precautions. But the man is just so charming there's no doubt as to how bangable he is. Killer personality.
With opposite-chiralty biochemistry, which you're advised to not "ingest" :P
I am very disappointed by the lack of Turians
What’s most interesting to me about Garrus is the kind of attraction he has towards Shepherd. By his own admission, he’s not physically attracted to her. It’s purely her personality that he loves.
It’s possible that the same goes for a ton of people who chose to romance him.
@@animeotaku307 Garrus as demisexual romance?
i like more the lore acurate female sangheili from halo...
@@ajjo_art Shout out to all my "On_Model" tag homies, regardless of your freaky pick, you guys are the REAL ones 😏👉
@@ajjo_art Han from The Duel.
@@supersaiyandiclonius3056 no. that not
@@sasaki999pro xD
Same.
0:45 nah I 100% respect those who'd wanna smash Berry, I mean, he has the highest form of game "ya like jazz?" he's the goat🗣🗣🗣
I saw some people thirsting over AM.
The giant monolith fueled by it's HATRED for humanity. Like you can not fix the giant angry computer. *HE'S GOING TO BREAK YOU.*
WHAT IF I WANT TO BE BROKEN, HUH!?
@@0uttaS1TE Do you want AM inside your head? Do you know what he did to THE FIVE HUMANS?
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 I'm built different.
He's going to break me, you say? 😏
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 you underestimate the depravity of humanity.
The most iconic “Hear Me Out” will always be Pyramid Head.
Much like Silent Hill itself, your reaction to the Pyramid Head “Hear Me Out” is a manifestation of your deep psychological makeup.
Pyramid Head is kinda buff guy with huge biceps and cool anime bell on top of having cool one-pair of a scissors as weapon. Also he is so based, just killing whoever he wanna, taking no damage. James don't even killed single of them, they just "K, we had enough, let's unalive ourselves".
@@GorilkaCo That’s exactly the thing. No one is a moderate on Pyramid Head. Either you think it’s weird or you think that’s a conventionally attractive guy.
As someone who doesn’t know the silent hill lore. Pyramids head looks cool
@@firetarrasque4667 Typical he’s based off your fears, like anger, lust, and masochism transformed into a living form…
If that’s what the silent hill lore goes…
Listen, I know mine isn’t a monster or anything, but my “hear me out” is Darlene Fleichermacher from Dead Rising 3. Just wanted to let that out.
Hehehe I've been looking forward to this
Also Gravemind quotes go hard asf, my favs are "fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers" and "there is much talk, and I have listened through rock and metal and time, now I shall talk, and you shall listen"
I mean
in this context "I am a monument to all of your sins" also goes hard
In the words of PancreasNoWork
I bet the gravemind gives some wild head
“This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded.
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded.”
"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I am gone, but my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on... I will ask, and you will answer."
@@smoothtrooper781 child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness, a fathers sins, passed to his sons
If your Hear Me Out is BT-7274 from Titanfall 2 then you NEED to watch the anime Brave Bang Bravern. It has *EXACTLY* what you need
I will check it out.
Ah yes. The gay bot. Pretty funny and there's unexpected twist there.
I'm surprised that it was BT and NONE of the transformers were on the list lol.
@@26th_Primarch 💎they are not here me outs, who doesn’t want to be loved by Optimus Prime💎
Bumblebee is the reason I have a golden shower kink
"Your spine might be forfeit by the end." Not like I was gonna be walking for a while, anyway.
Khanlusa: How often did you visit Kleo?
Me: More than I thought, and even more than you think.
CULTURE
10:30 isn't there a character in Balders Gate 3 where you save them from a mindflayer and afterward they more or less go 'You saved me and all but GOD DAMN, what do those tentacles do' and like every option you have to respond is either 'they will kill you' or 'Uh? really?'
I'm shocked that post-transformation Alcina Dimitrescu didn't make the suggestions. Many times I heard people thirsting for her when RE8 came out and reminded them of her monster form, only to hear them respond with "still would."
The best waifu in BloodBorne is Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, I won't elaborate.
Coward! Every brave soul knows that is Rom the Vacuous Spider!
Nah, Mergo's Wet Nurse. She's got multiple hands 😎
No no. You're right.
Pfft... they don't even know about The Wet-nurse. All those hands....
When I hear that name, all I can think of is Danny from Game Grumps violently shaking around the nearly headless 5 pound gummi bear like a flail.
I've never seen one of your videos until now and I gotta say you are funny as hell. Keep up the good work!
Tier 1: In words of my favorite black Archmage. "YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A COWARD IN THE FACADE OF A REVOLUTIONARY."
PLEASE! (please) do this again
Water: Drunk✅
Medication: Taken✅
Opinions: Validated✅
I don't interact much with people online so this is really affirming lol
Revisiting the video that introduced me to your channel. Hoping for more of something like this in future, but your normal content is slowly getting its hooks in me. Subscribed.
Well glad to see that I'm not alone in regards to being unique with tastes, considering the first character that popped into my head was Lady Dimitrescu's true form.
Followed by a series of other creatures that become so far detached from the human form due to either monstrous size, or added limbs that I'm beginning to understand why everyone goes silent during these discussions in my usual groups.
10/10 video however.
The name for this is teratophilia (though it is also referred to a xenophilia quite often). And fun fact, i can't find the paper that said it, but even from personal anecdotal experience i can say it seems to be vastly more common among neurodivergent peoples (and the socially alienated in general)
I can't speak for it myself anecdotally, (From the ND perspective)* but I do enjoy things that either boggle the mind, or I know from a logical standpoint would absolutely be a terrible idea. However there is just something in my brain that goes: "Would" Only to ponder how that would work. Tis a fun thought exercise/fantasy at times.
My good man(?), "dragon" is the first objective in any monsterf..lover's bingo. Plus us who are already into Dimitrescu for the "I wanna conquer giant lady with my bedroom skills" just get a bigger prize to hunt ;]
@@moonjumper6197 That explains a huge lot.
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Well since I'm here anyway...
-The Thing
-Bloaters from TLoU
-Filbur from Oddity Compendium (Largely due to the cognitohazard elements)
-S.H.O.D.A.N.
-The Many
-Abathur
-Izsha
-Pandemonius
-The Ceph
-Alex Mercer (Post realization of it's reality ofc)
-Solitaires from 40k
-Tyranids (Lictor specifically.)
-Dragons
-Driders
-Naga
-Anything that could be considered to require conceptualization/can make you conceptualize things. (Think Lovecraft, tentacles optional. It's the part where it's making me ponder anything from existentialism to just having a level of menace of being so far above me. Examples include: Death from Supernatural as represented by Julian Richings, The Flesh that Hates, The King in Yellow, Reapers from Mass Effect, The Pale from Disco Elysium... (Actually pretty much all the traits in Disco Elysium for that matter.) Protagonist from Prey, Etc.
I am apalled, no, ashamed, that no one suggested any transformer.
The motor cycle rom the one animated series, I might get folded inside out if she transforms mid session but can you blame me
A true crime! Where are the combiners? The Thirteen Primes? Quintesson? Even Optimus the safer safest most vanilla option out there!
Honestly, I'd put 9 out of10 of then in Tier 1. They're metal humans.
I'm not a die hard deep-lore fan, but I know there must be some Cybertronian out there weird enough to be put in 2-3 XD
Hi! Transformer fan here. I would nominate either the Dreads from Dark of the Moon or Dragonstorm from The Last Knight :D
@@gigachadpybro1697 Fred Perry
Quite honestly i'm always excited to see your new videos, no matter the context, i love your content!
10:35 funny you should make that "Made in a lab to be a tumblr sexyman" comment, given the titular Lobotomy Corporation is like the SCP Foundation crossed with Aperture Science and the power company and all played for horror.
Also God now I want to see you do a LobCorp video.
The Terrors would be immense.
Project moon
Bumping this
I would LOVE to see this.
face the fear, build the brainrot
project moon sleeper agent activation
"The Ghost" coming on for Tier 5 was gold.
The entire list was amazing to hear with your commentary. Blessings to you, dear lady.
To... hear him out?
0:58 I could smell the "very demure" coming from a mile away and it still made me laugh.
What do my picks for each tier say about me?
Tier 1: The outsider from the Dishonored games
Tier 2: V1 from Ultrakill
Tier 3: Our Lady of the charred Visage from Blasphemous
Tier 4: A Phantom from Prey 2017
Tier 5: A false Hydra from DnD
@@minze6982 I’m sorry but A FALSE HYDRA?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE ART OF IT?!
@@KarlDRG the stuff of wet nightmares
How is lady of the six sorrows "hear me out" tier? She's just a big woman. I approve of the last two tiers.
@@anitaremenarova6662 i meant our Lady of the charred Visage, mb. But the lady of the six sorrows could absolutely get it as well
Don’t be rude to the False Hydra.
It comes from the blog Goblin Punch as a system-agnostic monster, not D&D specifically.
Not the notification I thought I would get today lol, Im sure it'll be quite the trip 😂
I initially was going to say Halo 4 Cortana and Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite both normal and DLC but then I realized they would fall under tier 1 anyway. Now I am kinda surprised the Primordial from Halo wasn’t brought up. But I guess he kinda is part of the Gravemind anyway.
Here's my genuinely insane and unhinged "Hear me out" character: the Rachni queen from Mass Effect.
The rachni need to repopulate the galaxy, and by the gods I'll be the one to help her do it.
After looking her up, I agree that it's insane and unhinged.
All I’m gonna say is that I get it
@@dragonfly9083 HELL YEA
it was the voice wasn’t it?
@voxistaken surprisingly no, I'm not much of a voice person bar a few exceptions (Roodaka from Bionicle my beloved)
I just want to know what that oviposter do
Xenomorphs from Alien belong to Tier 3, because Giger intentionally designed them erotic. Just look at his art, creatures from there are maybe even tier 2.
Meanwhile, Tyranids from WH40K canonically can... eeeeh. Infect you with their genome, let's put it in that way, there's a whole faction of Genestealers being born out of that.
Seeing most of my hear me outs in this vid being tier 4 and 5 really made me understand why my friends refuse to hear me out
I was initially disappointed to see that my pick of "Female Stim Pilot from Titanfall 2" didn't even make the list, but the inclusion of Assaultrons definitely made up for it. And I will admit, I didn't just visit Kleo an unhealthy amount of times, I unlocked to robot hacking perk just so I could make her a companion.
If I recall correctly, as soon as I did this, the entire town of Goodneighbor immediately tried to kill me, including Curie, the companion I was running with at the time...
Worth it.
You know what I find interesting. When someone mods a character that's usually not attractive, to have a feminine busty humanoid figure, it makes the character far more appealing to most. From Argonians to Deathclaws, or any number of Pokémon, it seems folks can accept any amalgamation of facial features if the body is "sexy".
Which is almost always super off-putting to me
Literally the amount of deathclaw r34 ive seen where its legit just a deathclaw with boobs and ass is wild. Like you cant say you think deathclaws are hot if you need to add boobs
It fulfill the primary and secondary attraction drive/wants.
Abeloth from Star wars- an insane and insanely powerful force entity that basically hypnotizes force users to cause wars so that she can escape her prison
Kleo is also literally the best merchant in the game, she has like 4 times more caps than everyone else, and sells amazing items. Someone at bethesda was very proud of this model lol.
Several of these entries could redefine "mindfuck."
Especially the Gravemind because he can actually do that just by talking to you.
8:35 “give one a sexy voice and you’ve got yourself a mass effect romance” I’m dying 😭
I mean… I’m a straight Dude. And even I think that’s a little hot
I will not allow this Garrus slander to slide 😂
Portal players be like ”the cake is real” while they look at the robot 🤣🤣
This video is very well put together and entertaining, it also taught me I'm willing to go further than I prior thought lol
I like how this actually went from "This shouldn't be that high?" via "if you put it that way..." all the way to "Why in the fuck?"
Once upon a time I thought Markiplier's Pokemon: Smash or Pass was the most entertaining video in the vain of "Would you? Would you really?", but this has taken the lead. (for transparency's sake, the first character i thought of when clicking on this was Kerrigan, so i guess that puts me in tier 2.)
My "hear me out" are Black Holes.
Yes, the space phenomenon.
Yes, I am serious.
Yes I like my women like I like my black holes, able to spaghettify my body beyond human comprehension, bending the light around themselves, capable of destroying universes, unreachable and as huge as a fucking planet.
Too bad you will never reach one Black Holes are incredibly far away.
@@camrenmugabe3062 Long distance relationships are just one obstacle to overcome in the world of love
6:05 you cant make me talk. You can’t make me talk. YOU CANT MAKE ME TALK
Welp, you've opened my floodgates so I have to get this out of my system:
Mileena, Symbiotes (She-Venom, Scream, Agony, Big Mother, etc), Imps (DOOM), Whiplash (DOOM Eternal), Dancer of the Boreal Valley, Yautja, Xenomorph, Mal0, Rachnera Arachnera (Monster Musume), Zombina (Monster Musume), Huntress (DBD), my girlfriend (cuz I'm pretty sure she's secretly a tentacled eldritch horror that will one day destroy us all)
I have no shame
I’ve gotta agree on the xenomorphs
I see you like imps, what are your thoughts on hell knights?
@@anitaremenarova6662 If there are any available lady Hell Knights in the underworld I wouldn't say no.
@@anitaremenarova6662 bet that
What about the summoners from Doom (2016)
Surprised not a single Doom demon made the list.
Okay so I feel immensly called out. Like 70 percent of this list hit too close to home.
I even havd two on Tier 5. 💀
We fuck monsters here, sir.
Deathclaws, xenomorphs, BG3 Slayer form, Evolve Wraith, AND Moon Presence? Oh yeah... it's all coming together.
8:34 You literally just described the two elites that're actual characters in Halo 2 and 3. Keith David voiced The Arbiter and while Idk who did Shipmaster, he nailed it.
Im noticing that a good portion of the "hear me outs" are usually known to have tentacles, which kinda goes to show the clear cut kinks
16:22 há, thanks for reminding me of my medication. I've been forgetting it for the past 2 hours
Hear me out, dnd mimic
Honestly, underrated
Hey now, I've never even played Fallout 4, nevermind visiting whoever Cleo is suspiciously often.
@@TheOblivionMan To put it nicely:
KLEO is more or less an Assaultron with a secret plan to kill everyone in Goodneighbor when they least expect it.
(From someone who has played Fallout
4. Real good game that doesn’t have much appreciation.
@@TheOblivionMan To put it nicely:
KLEO is more or less an Assaultron with a secret plan to kill everyone in Goodneighbor when they least expect it.
(From someone who has played Fallout
4. Real good game that doesn’t have much appreciation.
@@Flinch9000 That's what who knows how many years working in gunsmithing through a post-nuclear world and looking out for #1 does for you
ima just put this idea out here.. supermutants
something about the gravemind makes me really hungry everytime i see it, i dont know if its just how it was designed but it just looks really edible
@@LillyDipper same, man looks battered and sauced
please seek therapy
Sir (or madam), that is a worm made of corpses.
The one man in the galaxy besides Master Chief the flood fears.
Meatloaf
15:42 Also as per the lore (if I'm remembering correctly that is) the Grave Mind knows everything that everyone it consumed knew, so suffice to say it probably knows a few tricks so to speak.
Honestly, the hardest Gravemind line isn't even the one in this video. "This is not your Grave. But you are welcome in it." hits way harder for me
15:23 :( you guys are the reason the Gravemind does what he does. That is god and he shall NOT have mercy on your soul.
My friends hear me out is the windows from playschool
I can't unsee the sailor scout gravemind with the blush effect.
Xenomorphs. Honest reaction: 'NOPE!' All routes lead to a painful death.
@@goldilocksguy5170 but these legs tho 🥵
Family oriented, tall and leggy. What’s not to like?
What about pregnacy? It can give you a fine specimen of a child
@@olgagaming5544
To bad you won't live long enough to see it.
I'm not into the xenomorphs, but they do provide
At stage 4 I just started watching the Helldivers 2 gameplay to not focus on what people suggested
Fun fact about Mermaes Mora from The Elder Scrolls. We know he hoards knowledge and copies of all books past, present, and future and such he has so much smutty books from Nirn (the planet) that he literally uses all the smutty books as support beams for his realm in Oblivion (the realm the daedra live in).
"Hear me out" and it's 3 of the most conventionally attractive characters on the thumbnail
This video hit me like a can of soup at terminal velocity and has absolutely gotten me to subscribe
i was not expecting FODB to be on this list.. I love the silly butterfly man...
For how active the PM community is, it's really weird how little content of any nonhumans there is. Basically all human characters get pages upon pages on r34, but even outwardly attractive ones in behavior like Kromer The Dreamer Of Human Wholeness have literally nothing. There isnt even a single suggestive piece of the 3 birds drawn or written, despite being some of the most iconic abnos! MiniNephthys's stuff on ao3 is some of the best
First thing I thought of when I heard the premise was melting love outside of her disguise
Xenemorph Queen, Lady D's Monster Form specifically, and Vicar Amelia from Bloodbourne are my favorite hear me outs