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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • It's a world record for the MP Lee Anderson, who's been named Britain's smartest man by the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Комментарии • 305

  • @larryandpaul
    @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +67

    HAHAHA. If you find this impartial journalism helpful, you can support it by joining the RUclips channel, or at ko-fi.com/larryandpaul - thanks! L&P x

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 8 месяцев назад +90

    *I AM OUTRAGED* that Colin from Portsmouth had the record stolen from him. Its a disgrace...!!!!!

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +33

      Love to the family.

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@larryandpaul Lovely story, love to the family.

    • @sophsaund304
      @sophsaund304 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@larryandpaul 😂

    • @simon19162
      @simon19162 8 месяцев назад

      This is all the fault of Gary Bloody Liniker and the woke avocado-eating BBC liberal troublemakers!!

  • @bigtoe333333
    @bigtoe333333 8 месяцев назад +18

    Brilliant writing, great presenting. Why are these guys not utterly famous??

    • @Tailspin80
      @Tailspin80 8 месяцев назад

      Language such as thick as big donkey dicks is part of the genius but also why it can never be mainstream telly. Absolutely the best comedy channel on RUclips.

    • @WildcraftBritain
      @WildcraftBritain 8 месяцев назад

      Cos they come from’t north 🥸

    • @Tailspin80
      @Tailspin80 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@WildcraftBritain So do Ant and Dec.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +2

      Ah this is nice - thanks!

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +3

      Got recognised in an M&S Food yesterday, so, you know...

  • @PropagandasaurusRex
    @PropagandasaurusRex 8 месяцев назад +33

    As a voter for mr. Anderson I am so proud he got this title.
    Proud of him too, but proud of me primarily.

    • @matlew1960
      @matlew1960 8 месяцев назад

      I think it's you who needs the lobotomy🤣🤣.

  • @chrisstones1249
    @chrisstones1249 8 месяцев назад +63

    Oversized subbuteo figurine , absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +8

      Oh god don't die we need you to share the video!

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same!

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 8 месяцев назад +29

    Lovely story, couldn't happen to a nicer chap.

  • @REGANELITE
    @REGANELITE 8 месяцев назад +6

    What a lovely story!

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks! Please share!

    • @REGANELITE
      @REGANELITE 8 месяцев назад

      @@larryandpaul Always keep up the great content!

  • @benmochrie7832
    @benmochrie7832 8 месяцев назад +1

    Comedy excellence. And nothing short of true. 👊👊👊

  • @ianbaxter382
    @ianbaxter382 8 месяцев назад +2

    Getting better and better, sharp

  • @poundshopcicero3089
    @poundshopcicero3089 8 месяцев назад +4

    Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iskrajackal9049
    @iskrajackal9049 6 месяцев назад

    Lovely story , love to the family!

  • @RichardWood-o8i
    @RichardWood-o8i 8 месяцев назад +7

    Knuckle dragging Tory 😆

  • @RollrightKnights
    @RollrightKnights 8 месяцев назад +5

    Can't wait for him and Gullis to get their arses handed to them at the GE. Anderson can go back to boring the other gammon in Wetherspoons 😬

    • @Lilicat87
      @Lilicat87 3 месяца назад

      Gullis is my MP. I agree.

  • @oldnelson4298
    @oldnelson4298 8 месяцев назад +2

    Nice to see Wolf back on the telly

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy6969 8 месяцев назад +2

    If human rights campaigners make him sick, then he should stop eating them.

  • @cjh0751
    @cjh0751 8 месяцев назад +2

    Spot on.

  • @garyrichmond-wells3334
    @garyrichmond-wells3334 8 месяцев назад

    What a lovely story 😊

  • @riccagiaco
    @riccagiaco 8 месяцев назад

    Gotta love Lee Anderthal

  • @edwardbrady5843
    @edwardbrady5843 8 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant.😂

  • @redshift3
    @redshift3 8 месяцев назад

    lovely story

  • @Krissy_K888
    @Krissy_K888 8 месяцев назад +2

    Not to undermine your efforts but at this point these descriptions just write themselves, don't they?

  • @christopherd.winnan8701
    @christopherd.winnan8701 8 месяцев назад +2

    Live from Nottingham? Lenton Lane maybe?

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +2

      Just around the corner.

    • @christopherd.winnan8701
      @christopherd.winnan8701 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@larryandpaul Is that Castle Marina in the background?

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +1

      Erm, yeah, and if you squint, you can see Trent Bridge.

    • @christopherd.winnan8701
      @christopherd.winnan8701 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@larryandpaul Ah yes. It has been decades since I was back in person, but you are right, it does look more like Trent Quays than Castle Marina in the background.

  • @lookoutleo
    @lookoutleo 8 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant , so many great comic lines :) your videos should be used to teach the intricacies of the English language:)

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +1

      Haha! And now a degree in swearing!

    • @lookoutleo
      @lookoutleo 8 месяцев назад

      @@larryandpaul saying the "f" words swearing , this is poetry :)

  • @majordelays4909
    @majordelays4909 8 месяцев назад

    Wolf from the gladiators lol 😂

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад

      He looks good for his age.

  • @oneoflokis
    @oneoflokis 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂 30p Lee?? Fake news! 🙂

  • @BrodaPaul
    @BrodaPaul 8 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sophsaund304
    @sophsaund304 8 месяцев назад

    Hahahahaha

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks - please share!

    • @sophsaund304
      @sophsaund304 8 месяцев назад

      @@larryandpaul I have and will continue to!!!

  • @sandrastewart2450
    @sandrastewart2450 5 месяцев назад

    Your the dence one not lee

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  5 месяцев назад

      That's what we said, but he made us put it out anyway!

  • @Caesar-3el
    @Caesar-3el 8 месяцев назад +53

    With the likes of Anderson taking centre stage it shows you through this spoof how far politics have fallen in the last 14 years in the UK.

  • @FatCatFanatic
    @FatCatFanatic 8 месяцев назад +75

    Comedic perfection. As always. Lovely story.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +5

      Very kind, thanks! Please share!

  • @elloco1996
    @elloco1996 8 месяцев назад +58

    I'm glad to see KuKluxKleeAnderthal being given the respect he so obviously deserves.

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 8 месяцев назад +5

      Don't you mean KluKluxKlanderson?

    • @elloco1996
      @elloco1996 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@davesy6969 -- How do I put this in a polite way ... if I meant to say KluKluxKlanderson maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't have written KuKluxKleeAnderthal; will that do?

  • @upstart3782
    @upstart3782 8 месяцев назад +57

    Nottingham coal mining scab. Nothing changes.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +12

      Harsh but fair. Please do share! (That rhymes)

    • @upstart3782
      @upstart3782 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@larryandpaul 😁

    • @youcantno3963
      @youcantno3963 8 месяцев назад

      @@larryandpaul he what on his former coal miners by breaking picket lines like the rancid scab he is 🫡

    • @Chris-zh1ff
      @Chris-zh1ff 8 месяцев назад +1

      Is he a scab really

    • @mikw1809
      @mikw1809 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Chris-zh1ffHumour works best if you enjoy it

  • @philippepalmer2968
    @philippepalmer2968 8 месяцев назад +52

    we have a late entry in the Britain's smartest man competition,former actor including comedy and now conservative MP for Clacton,Giles Watling who's come up with the idea of sending British troops to France with the aim of "patrolling" the beaches to stop the boats,what could possibly go wrong 🤣

    • @martinryan8101
      @martinryan8101 8 месяцев назад +7

      Nothing: its just another lovely story!

    • @sheilaroddick5853
      @sheilaroddick5853 8 месяцев назад

      Is there a country in the World that we are not threatening in a warlike way.Us and whose army?We haven't got one.

    • @ronaldsimpson8890
      @ronaldsimpson8890 8 месяцев назад +2

      Phillippalmer,i nominate Lozza Fox a two bit actor ,who got around 1% of the vote for London Mayor & sacked by GBeebies for being too right wing.

  • @love83forever
    @love83forever 8 месяцев назад +78

    did you call him a 'bacon face, mouth breather' and a 'fridge framed school bully'? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +24

      We can neither confirm or deny..

    • @Demun1649
      @Demun1649 8 месяцев назад +14

      They didn't, it was the reporter that said it, so Larry and Paul are innocent. Totally innocent, they were not even present for this recording, they were at my mansion, in full view of all 13,000 guests, while we raised money for 30P Lee, for his retirement present from a relieved, yet grateful, electorate.

    • @garethaethwy
      @garethaethwy 8 месяцев назад +8

      Bit unfair on bacon or school bullies if they did...

  • @Jessjoe1956
    @Jessjoe1956 8 месяцев назад +14

    I don’t call him 30p Lee, I call him by his old money name 6 bob knob.

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- 8 месяцев назад +23

    If he's a genius, I want my 30 pence back.

  • @iandawe948
    @iandawe948 8 месяцев назад +6

    If gammon news were to see this video. They could run off it for at least a week whining to their 20 viewers

  • @davidmeehan4139
    @davidmeehan4139 8 месяцев назад +10

    Shouldn't it be 31.75p Lee now to take inflation into account?

  • @iskrajackal9049
    @iskrajackal9049 8 месяцев назад +5

    We ate for 30p a day as well, but to be fair that was in 1972. Why doesn't LeeAnderthal try lecturing his fellow tory Inane Duncan Smith on economising? That would save Inane Snuff from claiming £39 for one breakfast on expenses (which Insane infamously did)

    • @pabo-qv3nx
      @pabo-qv3nx 6 месяцев назад

      It's sickening that a PLOT TICIAN Ian dunc**t Smith charged taxpayers £39 for breakfast while the public suffers.

  • @jonathanbailey1597
    @jonathanbailey1597 8 месяцев назад +12

    How Larry and Paul don't have 10 times as many subscribers is beyond me! I nearly spat my coffee out laughing at this one! Brilliant! 😂

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +1

      Us too! How can we make it happen?!

    • @johnbeer4963
      @johnbeer4963 6 месяцев назад

      I don't sub to many, as a rule. I'm about to sub to this channel, and i'm also linking it to many of my friends. I'm also going through this channel's videos, liking and commenting on the ones i like (so far, all of them) in order to give engagement

  • @kellypaws
    @kellypaws 8 месяцев назад +6

    That reminds me, the rubbish goes out tonight...

  • @jellslixcy6168
    @jellslixcy6168 8 месяцев назад +6

    Lee Anderson- a simple man with simple views

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 8 месяцев назад +2

      Very simple.

  • @megamega362
    @megamega362 8 месяцев назад +20

    As always spot on,Lee Anderson is a right Jeremy Hunt to put it politely.

  • @rosemarystewart7405
    @rosemarystewart7405 8 месяцев назад +18

    Love it
    😂perfect description of 30p Lee!

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you! Please do share!

    • @shoxx48
      @shoxx48 8 месяцев назад

      I saw some comment calling him 30p-anderthal, which is a lovely story

  • @amaan8123
    @amaan8123 8 месяцев назад +3

    😂 If this wasn't a hoax it will still pass as mainstream especially one of Murdoch's "news" channels. Anyway what a lovely chap this Lee Anderson must be.

  • @SuzanneO707
    @SuzanneO707 8 месяцев назад +8

    A delightful & unexpected mid week lovely story. Perfectly timed for my birthday. Mr Lee the biggest turncoat in historeeeee....😂😂 I shall miss his no nonsense representation of my working class sensibilities and his obvious principled stand on the issues of the day. I'm gutted he's road into the sunset, straight to GB "news". Its spoilt my day.😥

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 8 месяцев назад +9

    Just want to say sorry chaps. I whinged a few weeks ago about unskippable (and low quality) ads. This seems to have been a problem with youtube's ad-blocker detection trying to punish me I think. Apologies again, fantastic video.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +4

      No apology needed. As long as you get Elon Musk to share this video.

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 8 месяцев назад

      @@larryandpaul I doubt Mr. Musk has ever shared anything - except possibly STDs.

  • @jamest5149
    @jamest5149 8 месяцев назад +9

    Awesome and factual… cannot do better guys 😂

  • @terrapyn99
    @terrapyn99 8 месяцев назад +4

    I did not realise that Lee Anderthal was only 57, I thought he was in his seventies like Donald Trump.

  • @rosinjohnson2471
    @rosinjohnson2471 8 месяцев назад +4

    He's one of our local MPs. He is a raging bell end, he was in the local paper pointing at some pot holes the other day. I was hoping it might be a sink hole but unfortunately not.

  • @highlandgnome
    @highlandgnome 8 месяцев назад +7

    Genius comedy 😂

  • @Nameless.Hermit
    @Nameless.Hermit 8 месяцев назад +7

    The Subbuteo figurine comment got me 😂

  • @GrahamDallas
    @GrahamDallas 8 месяцев назад +7

    Brilliant, simply brilliant.

  • @simonbamford8441
    @simonbamford8441 8 месяцев назад +7

    Nice!

  • @leeives9109
    @leeives9109 8 месяцев назад +3

    "...with a habit of voting for losers..." genius little factoid there. Perhaps his nazi scooter gang friends could have been brought up?🤣

  • @zog97xy
    @zog97xy 8 месяцев назад +4

    A good description of leeanderethal!

  • @barrymcguinness2087
    @barrymcguinness2087 8 месяцев назад +3

    I like this video because although it's a piss take a lot of it is very true , gets a thumbs up from me 👍

  • @R08Tam
    @R08Tam 8 месяцев назад +4

    You missed out Katie Hopkins

  • @CDSarahMillward
    @CDSarahMillward 5 месяцев назад +3

    Lee is obviously a genius being able to feed a family of five for 30p, reminds me of Christ and the
    Loaves and fishes, maybe this is the return of Christ - Hallellulllia Saint Lee!!!!

  • @euansb7752
    @euansb7752 8 месяцев назад +3

    Don't hold back, guys

  • @user-xd9yo3le7o
    @user-xd9yo3le7o 8 месяцев назад +3

    Well he is certainly got his pension sorted out. Must be line for a knighthood.

  • @connclissmann6514
    @connclissmann6514 8 месяцев назад +3

    Hasn't Anderson a great history of consistency. 😏

  • @PhilipMurphyExtra
    @PhilipMurphyExtra 8 месяцев назад +7

    Bit a unusual time for Broken News, But I am here for it

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +2

      Always keeping you on your toes.

  • @Gph0367
    @Gph0367 8 месяцев назад +5

    Awesome!!!!!

  • @jananders1351
    @jananders1351 8 месяцев назад +3

    Unfortunately it is not possible to disagree with the conclusion, even when you also agree with all the rest :) Well done for this one Larry & Paul it really is a paradox.

  • @tanyaandelvis2698
    @tanyaandelvis2698 8 месяцев назад +6

    Superb, loved it.

  • @shaunographic
    @shaunographic 8 месяцев назад +3

    Locally known as LeeAnderthal

  • @djdoolittle1315
    @djdoolittle1315 8 месяцев назад +4

    30p 😂

  • @CeceliaMeadeFrance
    @CeceliaMeadeFrance 8 месяцев назад +5

    Couldn't have put it better myself 😂❤

  • @VerbalEarthworm
    @VerbalEarthworm 8 месяцев назад +2

    Actually disappointed that 30p Lee the 6 Bob Yob landed this title, I had my money on Jonathon Gullis the Chocolate Portcullis.

  • @the_grand_tourer
    @the_grand_tourer 8 месяцев назад +3

    Can I submit a repair cost claim for my dead laptop keyboard now swimming in what was a large mouthful of tea?

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад

      Yes you can! As long as you get... um... Mr Beast to share the video.

  • @gallo5263
    @gallo5263 8 месяцев назад +5

    Superb, just superb. Love it

  • @vincebrannon3353
    @vincebrannon3353 8 месяцев назад +3

    Lee Anderthal :D

  • @sandydobbie1255
    @sandydobbie1255 8 месяцев назад +2

    Loving and hate 30p Lee !!! The quicker he is gone the better for everyone !!!

  • @michaelmouse4024
    @michaelmouse4024 7 месяцев назад +2

    Some people say that Lee Anderson isn't fit to live with pigs. I disagree

  • @educocult
    @educocult 8 месяцев назад +6

    Lovely story!

  • @cjh0751
    @cjh0751 8 месяцев назад +2

    Nice one lads keep it up. Very professional and very funny.

  • @jamesmoore5899
    @jamesmoore5899 8 месяцев назад +2

    Surely a mispell they obviously meant brainless

  • @abenaid11
    @abenaid11 8 месяцев назад +3

    Perfect.

  • @adrianrutterford762
    @adrianrutterford762 8 месяцев назад +3

    So pleased I wasn’t drinking my coffee.
    I would have choked.
    Thanks Guys!
    Another Loving Story

  • @tanyaandelvis2698
    @tanyaandelvis2698 8 месяцев назад +5

    Superb, loved it

  • @fruitbat62
    @fruitbat62 8 месяцев назад +3

    Nottingham looks lovely.

  • @barrymedwin7197
    @barrymedwin7197 Месяц назад +1

    Lee Anderson is one of the few MP'S, who states what the majority of UK citizens are thinking. 👏👏👏🇬🇧

  • @thatbritishguypatrick
    @thatbritishguypatrick 8 месяцев назад +4

    It's well known a Stone Cold News Ninja is better than a luke warm one.

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +1

      This guy KNOWS his news.

  • @CA999
    @CA999 8 месяцев назад +2

    I am aways confused with Broken News. I cannot distinguish which part is real and fake....

  • @sanchez16
    @sanchez16 8 месяцев назад +3

    P45 lee

  • @fran_terry
    @fran_terry 8 месяцев назад +3

    Lee Anderthal the Superior Primate

    • @tank-x7i
      @tank-x7i 8 месяцев назад

      "illiterate amoeba " more like !!

  • @proffessorclueless
    @proffessorclueless 8 месяцев назад +3

    He will be chuffed to bits when someone tells him. No, he really will. 🤣

  • @jeremyanderson8433
    @jeremyanderson8433 8 месяцев назад +3

    Excellent stuff! More please.

  • @steveholmes381
    @steveholmes381 4 месяца назад +1

    I feel I must defend Mr. Anderson and point out that many people find it necessary to take more than one part time low skill low paid job in order to survive.
    Note - Low skill is based on no formal qualifications being required for either job and low pay is based on the on the latest 'J. Hunt' pay scale.

  • @jmcm8546
    @jmcm8546 8 месяцев назад +2

    Neanderthal Lee Anderson 😅

  • @suecrilly2640
    @suecrilly2640 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vinceely2906
    @vinceely2906 8 месяцев назад +3

    Didn’t realise the McWhirter brothers still had anything to do with Guinness Book of World Records?

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 8 месяцев назад

      I believe they're Ghost writers?

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk 8 месяцев назад +3

    LMAO

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад

      Thanks! Please share the link!

  • @sarahrigby7580
    @sarahrigby7580 8 месяцев назад +2

    Liked and subscribed! Sorry for discovering you so late!

    • @larryandpaul
      @larryandpaul  8 месяцев назад +2

      Apology accepted! Now share every single vid!!

  • @Global_Unity
    @Global_Unity 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ooo, careful! He's quite thin-skinned is little Lee. If he finds out people have been sniggling at him and taking the mick, he might just have to go and vote in the other lobby 😢

  • @jamesjarrett52
    @jamesjarrett52 4 месяца назад +1

    Today he was giving an interview on national television in a room with an unmade bed behind him. What a pillock!

  • @lesterbeedell9725
    @lesterbeedell9725 8 месяцев назад +1

    Brilliant simply brilliant comment
    He had me fooled

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Britain's Brainiest multiple traumatic head injury case?"

  • @WISOTT
    @WISOTT 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wonderful; it must have been hard choosing the world record secret genius, with so many Tories to choose from.